Sherlock Emrys
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Joined 06-09-09, id: 1963975, Profile Updated: 02-03-14
Author has written 19 stories for Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who, Artemis Fowl, Good Omens, Torchwood, Merlin, Labyrinth, Radio Dramas, Supernatural, Avengers, and Dresden Files.

Hi! I'm Sabrina Nile, AKA Sherlock Emrys and TorchwoodWerewolf, pleased to meet you!

I'm an amateur writer and I always welcome constructive criticism on all aspects of my fics. I''m a mystery and humour writer for the most part, and have absolutely no ability to write anything else. Frankly, my ability to write that is debateable.

I publish over at DeviantArt too, both fics, original stories AND art. Occasionally art from a fic might appear. If you want to look me up then I have the username TorchwoodWerewolf.

I also have an account on FictionPress .com, under the name TorchwoodWerewolf. I think those stories are better, but see for yourself ;)

NOTE: I am lazy and easily distracted and also have actual work to do because as it turns out if you want to go to University, you can't just write fanfic all day. So many of my stories will be languishing half-forgotten for years before they get an update, if they ever do. Don't be surprised if I go off the grid for a year or two. Sorry.

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Notes by KP02 reviews
In which there are Post-it notes and a wall. Also small robots, purple hair, and a snarky Tony. Interested yet? Chapter 3: A get well soon card from Fury
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 12/2/2012
Team Building for Avengers by phantomcat97 reviews
From team mates to friends, and from friends to family. Follow the Avengers through it all, and by 'all', I mean their whimsical day-to-day happenings in the Avengers Tower. This is a collection of funny, fluffy oneshots that have no particular order or point. Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,830 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 10/8/2012
The Magic Of Torchwood by Bella The Strange reviews
The Torchwood team have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Set between Adam and Reset. Rated T because of Jack Harkness, swearing, mature themes, slash etc... it's Torchwood!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 140 - Words: 537,867 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/6/2011
It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time by Livin4Jesus reviews
... or Reasons Why Tony and Clint Shouldn't Drink Together. No Slash. Chapter 59 Requested- Avengers (read: Tony and Clint) and X-Men (read: Wolverine) don't mix well.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 98,020 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
You Know You're Obsessed With Merlin When by ArodieltheElfofRohan reviews
How many obsessions are you guilty of? Ficlets included with later chapters. Final chapter up!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
I Think I Can Help by Toby. Her Cat. Molly's Cat reviews
Tessaracts? Wormholes? Aliens? Where's everyone's favorite wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey lord, the Doctor?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 12/29/2012 - 10th Doctor, Iron Man/Tony S.
The Science of Distraction by JennaEf reviews
Sherlock's and John's attemps of distracting each other... Or anybody else, for that matter. The series of one-shots. Disclamer: I own nothing.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,626 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Tea Time by Moczo reviews
Aziraphale Swan moves with her father to the little cloudy town of Lower Tadfield. There she meets Anthony, who she thinks is just a stalker with a car fetish, but proves to be so much more... Yes, you already know what this is a parody of.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,417 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Sesquipedalian by Emachinescat reviews
A collection of stories, each inspired by a different big, weird, or obscure word, angsty, funny, suspenseful; genre depending on the word of the day. NOW: Merlin gets injured and Arthur is left to dress himself one evening for a dinner date with Gwen. But much like his father, the prince has been cursed with terrible fashion sense...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,395 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere
Business As Usual by the ersatz diplomat reviews
Ex-Sergeant Karrin Murphy teams up with an investigative duo to help her kill things and save people. You know, business as usual.
Crossover - Supernatural & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,156 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Dean W., Sam W., K. Murphy, H. Dresden
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 12/2/2010
License to Scare by theicemenace reviews
Snippets of Hawkeye's early life with SHIELD.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
Synchronicity by chaconneviola reviews
It began as an experiment of observation- a portal to another universe, a parallel universe. But the problem with doors is that they open from both sides. Avengers and Alt!Avengers, plus slight appearance by Reed Richards. Also Loki. Reviews welcome!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
Mortality by Bella The Strange reviews
AU-spinoff-sequel...thing to Female of the Species. Will make no sense unless you've read at least the first 10 chapters of that. Jack Harkness returns to Torchwood, but something is very different about... her?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 153,368 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Jack H.
How to Completely Freak Out Galbatorix by Dragonsrule18 reviews
51 ways to turn our favorite evil king Galby more insane than he already is. Full title was too long for the title box. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 11/30/2009 - King Galbatorix
The Forms by Maya-chan2007 reviews
...Because, after all, S.H.I.E.L.D. is still a bureaucratic organization. One day Clint and Natasha were very bored. They find a series of old Forms that have yet to be completely fazed out. Fun ensues. Rated T for future language. Chapters short by necessity. Current Form: Death Notice
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,329 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson
Random Blurbs! by Pie in the Face reviews
Random, funny blurbs. What more can I say? The exclamation mark is even calling out to you!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,463 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Eragon S., Arya, Saphira, Murtagh
Coming of Age by LaylaBinx reviews
A series of one-shots featuring the Avengers and literally everyone else I can think of dealing with the issue of Steve's dubious age. Follow up to Age Play. :D
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,501 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Mysterious Contents of the Margarine Tub by CricketCat reviews
And other such strange tales. A series of drabbles and one-shots surrounding life at 221B. No slash, just lots of randomness. Updated sporadically.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Wait, I'm a WHAT? by Firestorm Nauralagos reviews
Mary-Sue parody. Nimril Elithil Melbereth Glossiel, adopted daughter of Lord Elrond, daughter of a Maia, is absolutely perfect in every way. She meets a girl from Earth who happens to know what she is and everything goes downhill from there. PARODY.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,217 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Samwise G., Arwen U., Glorfindel, Radagast
The Pin Is Mightier than the Sword by DeleaMarie reviews
A collection of All-Humor/All-the-Time one-shots, two-shots, red-shots, and blue-shots featuring wit, wordplay, silliness, a vengeful beaver, bald Uther, What-ifs, frying pans, parodies of fanfiction clichés, and much, much more... 59. Arthur's got some new clothes...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 59 - Words: 52,295 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
50 Things The Marauders Would Never Do by BlueBird325 reviews
50 Things The Marauders Would Never Do. The title says it all. A list of 50 things from each marauder, and mabye a few other characters if I can be bothered. Mostly Drabble. Idea from Writer With Sprite's '50 Things Alex Rider Would Never Do'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Antics by Strawberrywaltz reviews
A collection of one shots featuring the Avengers when they aren't saving the world. Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Friendship, and maybe a little Adventure. Chapter Four: Part One of Shark Week. Tony takes the boys deep-sea fishing and things get…interesting.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,054 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Drabbles by black4minister reviews
A place for all the little Star Trek stories that pop into my head. They vary from humour to seriousness, and mostly feature Kirk, McCoy or Pike, with other crew making appearances. No Slash. First story - McCoy sleeps in the Clinic, Pike wonders why.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,602 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, C. Pike
62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do by Kaitaru Stark-Laufeyson reviews
Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 25,292 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson
The Official Reasons for Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
Based of my other story "The Official List of Unofficial Rules". Ever wonder why the Enterprise has so many Unofficial Rules? Here's a few reasons.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 32,522 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011
Category: Jim unconscious et al by goldvermilion87 reviews
Star Trek Reboot ficlet collection. 3 - Obliteration
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 2/24/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
Not Gonna Happens by Larner reviews
The Lord of the Rings meets Jasper Fforde? A collection of stories that haven't happened, thank Eru.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,104 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/20/2007
Final Serenity by StarDrop5 reviews
Mal, Zoe, Jayne and Simon are on a basic money-making mission to Kerry, a desert planet. What happens when they get there and they find all the people dead? How does River feel about it?
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Mal
Quotient by Nienna Nir reviews
There are no dummies in Avengers Tower, there aren't even any average people. Sometimes the brightest crayon in the box isn't exactly whom you might think it is. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Cat and Mouse by Tinkerbell99 reviews
"Ziva?" Tony eyed the Mossad agent as she perched ninja-like atop her desk. "I know about the thing with the paperclips, but what exactly are you trying to kill with that stapler?" A not-so-serious tale of a distracted Gibbs, a catnapped cat, an aggressive mouse, and an astonishingly bad idea. As they say, when the cat's away... (Gen, Team)
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,132 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Modus Operandi by Nienna Nir reviews
Some of the best research in the world is going on at Avengers Tower, and the most cutting edge breakthroughs are coming out of the labs on level sixty-six. At least that's what Steve has been told. He's pretty sure "Scientific Advancement" is a relative term for what goes on in Technology Candy Land. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Missing Houses by SketchWriter
As houses are mysteriously disappearing in Night Vale, your radio host Cecil Baldwin proceeds to comment on the rarities of his town; a floating and very aggressive cat in the toilets, angels playing bingo for entertainment, dangerous hooded figures and a strictly forbidden dog park.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale
Crowley 100 by Lucillia reviews
A hundred short stories featuring our favorite demon and his friends - and his enemies, apartment, plants, people around him, etc. ...
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,616 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The Great Pretender by Nienna Nir reviews
Steve's settling into his new life and slowly learning to make friends with his new team. Everyone but Tony that is. The man must have a thousand patents and Steve's pretty sure he holds the one on being an irritating pain in the ass. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Thor - Complete
What Do You Have to Say About Loki by curiositykilled reviews
In which the Avengers find out that Loki's a family guy. Or something like that.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,486 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Pepper P. - Complete
Clowning is a Serious Business by A.A. Pessimal reviews
The Guild of Fools, Joculators and Minstrels is a forbidding place and a closed world where everyone hears rumors but nobody, other than Fools, sees the reality. Until now. A sort of sequel to "Nature Studies".
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,181 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Vetinari, Lord Downey, Lady Meserole, Dr. Whiteface
Amaranth and Ivy by black.k.kat reviews
Sequel to Golden Apples and Norse Gods. Five times Ianto surprised the Avengers, and one time they surprised him.
Crossover - Torchwood & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Jack H., Ianto J., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Best Job Share Ever? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
This wasn't exactly what Buffy had been expecting when she'd offered her hot chick with superpowers self up to Nick Fury for joint world saveage. (POST-AVENGERS; POST-IM3 as of Chapter 9).
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,679 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Buffy S., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P. - Complete
Spock's Dictionary of Colloquialisms by Darkwood Princess reviews
Everyday phrases confound even the most creative Vulcan. Spock compiles a dictionary of human phrases during the Enterprise's five year mission. Update: Newer chapters contain spoilers for Into Darkness.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,226 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Spock
Two Master Assassins by Dapper Monk reviews
Checking over each other's wounds are only half of their partnership. The other half, well, that's something words can't quite describe. Takes place the night after the Battle of New York.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Domesticity by DaughterOfStarlight reviews
Banished by Odin and hunted by the Chitauri, Loki is a political refugee and the Avengers are forced to offer asylum. Through science experiments, swing dancing, panic attacks, shopping sprees, and Asgardian politics, the enemy begins to look like an ally. Eventual Avenger!Loki. Plus, Blackhawk and plenty of Tony.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,823 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Crossroads by Kavery12 reviews
Sanity, safety and everything familiar is left behind when Lucifer escapes from Starfleet prison, set loose from the depths of living hell to wreak mad, merry death on those who wronged him.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,307 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Dean W., J. Kirk
Witchblade by Avelona-and-Sally reviews
Sarah's experience in the Labyrinth led to a magical career choice. After a particularly tough assignment, she is the reluctant owner of an artifact that's been turning women into one-man armies for centuries. Her newfound power is getting her all kinds of attention - not all of it well-meaning. Good thing the Goblin King's hell-bent on protecting her. Not a crossover. Sarah/Jareth
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,749 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Sarah, Jareth
The Official Fanfiction University of Discworld by Huinesoron reviews
In the finest traditions of the Official Fanfiction Universities, and with the goal of spreading Miss Cam's doctrine of Learning Through Pain across the multiverse... this Administration hereby declares the Official Fanfiction University of Discworld open. The first class are ready to begin their lessons. May the gods have mercy on their fangirl souls.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,833 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Complete
Breaking Point by The Emotional Robot reviews
Watson finally reaches his breaking point and becomes incredibly devious in the process.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Skipping by missmissa85 reviews
You don't just skip through sixty years of American history. The results are often quite painful, as a young intern has to explain to an Army captain out of his era. .
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 124,265 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R.
The Labyrinth of London: Bosom Companions? Friends? by FarGreenCountrySwiftSunrise reviews
Hoggle learned very early in his career that he should not make Jareth angry. For centuries, Jareth and Hoggle loathed each other. However, sometimes, very rarely, things changes… Part of The Labyrinth of London.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Hoggle, Jareth, Sarah, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Strays by YankeeGirl28 reviews
"What's in your quiver, Barton? And don't get cute." Rated for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Eat Your Heart Out Legolas by Beson13 reviews
A hunter, a wizard, and a slayer walk into a park. There were no survivors.
Crossover - Supernatural & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Complete
The Bunny Bites Back by LoyaulteMeLie reviews
Sequel to 'Shark'. Trip has forgotten the prank with the bunny tail. Malcolm hasn't.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2013 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Gifts, Stolen and Received by Nagia reviews
"It's my step-daughter," she said, eyes wet with tears and hands trembling with fear. I heard a rush of air as if a thousand fairy tales had been turned upside down at once.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,174 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Sarah, H. Dresden - Complete
Walk a Mile by Randomite reviews
So things are quiet around the Tower and Bruce is doing a favour for an old friend...what could possibly go wrong? An ancient but seemingly harmless artefact is about to cause a whole new set of problems...and maybe some answers. Friendships, bromances, black comedy. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,122 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Anyone Can Be FBI These Days by delusionalDaydreamer reviews
Stark Expo is days away but it seems there's trouble waiting round the corner. Sam and Dean are on the trail of something set to kill Tony Stark and they'll have to find it before it finds him. Dean doesn't like Tony's attitude, Tony thinks the Winchesters are complete wackjobs and Sam's just excited to be meeting Iron Man. Snark, people exploding and some unwanted confrontations.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,513 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Dean W., Iron Man/Tony S.
Starkasm by PlushChrome reviews
Sometimes, annoying your team mates is just too easy. Started as a one-shot, will be a small series instead. Slight Pepperony, Tonycentric with appearences from the rest of the team and Pepper.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,802 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Official Fanfiction University OFUATLA by Karen Elaine DuLay reviews
The characters of the Avatar world are getting really annoyed at all the bad fics you're making-especially the romance ones! Join them at the Official Fanfiction University of Avatar: The Last Airbender, and learn just WHY Zutara could never be!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,662 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Aang, Zuko
Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,921 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
An Exuberant Roman Soldier by shaping-up-to-be-pretty-ood reviews
Rory had met more people than he could count during his two thousand years as a plastic Centurion, but had never really made friends with any of them. The London Blitz changed that.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Jack H., Rory W. - Complete
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,386 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
The Hulk Fish by actressen reviews
"Now, deep down, he knew Tony was a good guy. He trusted Tony with his life. But he just couldn't quite find it in himself to trust him to pick out an appropriate, non-dangerous birthday gift." Tony gives Bruce a birthday gift that leaves everyone speechless. And concerned for Tony's mental health. *GEN, crack of the crackiest variety.*
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Field Day by LittleChicago reviews
A one shot reminder that Harry's life isn't all about getting beat up and losing people. Sometimes, he has fun, too.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2013 - A. Luccio, C. Ramirez, H. Dresden, Molly C. - Complete
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
A Whisper That Could Blow A Chasm Wide by mirrorballsymphony reviews
The story if what could happen if Samuel Vimes died. Includes arguments with Death, Vetinari's eyebrow (in copious amounts) and Nobby Nobbs Investigates, which I'm sure should be made into a TV programme. Rated T for paranoia and an unexploded bosom.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 47,282 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Nobby N., Angua - Complete
The Guy, The Spy, His Not-Wife, And Their Handler by tielan reviews
It should be a truth universally acknowledged that man in possession of a date rape drug must be in want of a brain.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R., Agent Maria Hill - Complete
Tag! You're It! by biomechanical reviews
Captain Jack Harkness challenges the Doctor to the craziest, most challenging game in the entire universe, Tag. Spanning across time and space, hilarity ensues! Each chapter is different with an overarching story. Lots of crossovers. No slash. Rated T just to be safe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,414 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Head Cheese by Moon Fox reviews
John discovers Sherlock's newest mystery in the fridge. Crack!fic one shot based on the Welsh tales in Mabingion of Bran the Blessed and my Merlinverse story using that character.(knowledge of my Merlin fic isn't necessary)
Crossover - Merlin & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Labyrinth of London: The Lord of Chaos by FarGreenCountrySwiftSunrise reviews
The Lords of Chaos come to 221b Baker Street for a little game of poker. One-shot. Between "A Study in Glitter" and "The Blonde Babe".
Crossover - Labyrinth & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Jareth, Sarah, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Hawkeye vs Katniss by abetha0808 reviews
It's movie night at the Stark Tower, and some idiot picked The Hunger Games. Hawkeye picks apart Katniss's every flaw, much to his team's consternation. Earth's Mightiest Heroes watch Enchanted, Harry Potter, Star Wars, the Hunger Games and more to follow! Post-Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
There Is Life Outside Your Apartment by Audrey Lynne reviews
Steve is adjusting to his new world. Tony shows up with a scheme. And thus begins a mixed-up crazy ride with America's most dysfunctional superheros. Tony/Pepper, Steve/Peggy plus another relationship, later, and a smattering of Clint/Natasha.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,173 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Civilian Assistant by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Set just after "Thud!" with Vetinari torn between rewarding the Watch for averting war and punishing it for poaching A.E. Pessimal from his Palace staff. The Patrican, a man known for elegant economy, finds a way of doing both - simultaneously.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,554 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 6/11/2009
Only a Dream by penofjade reviews
Sarah hated when he invaded her dreams, but this time, he's gone too far. Was a one-shot, now it's not... Based on the webcomic Girls Next Door by Pika-la-Cynique. I have no idea if this will ever end.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 50,752 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Jareth, Sarah
in what distant deeps or skies by Jedi Buttercup reviews
The program that produced the Black Widow didn't have much use for magic.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
You've Got A Clacks! by Olivia Greene reviews
Uberwaldean winters are long and monotonous. Thankfully, Lady Margolotta has a sure-fire way of battling her boredom: the ever-promising game of 'Bother Lord Vetinari'. This time, Gooseberries are involved.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Lady Margolotta, Vetinari
Lessons by Frost on Maples reviews
Nick Fury believes that "Be Prepared" isn't just a motto for boyscouts. Nobody is exempt. Teamfic.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,409 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Complete
What the hell is a 5IVII3X7Bo52-L? by herk227
Just a very small glance at Phil Coulson's daily routine working with the Avengers. - Crack (kinda) or maybe just comic canon - there's not that much difference.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Diary of an Ordinary Citizen of Camelot by chibikaty reviews
The daily insanity of life living in Camelot, through the eyes of a hapless bystander. Camelot really is a very silly place…
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Bad Days & Butting Heads by agent iz hyper reviews
It wasn't Tony's fault. Seriously, it wasn't. He'd blame it on Barton but he didn't much fancy getting an arrow shot up his ass and the archer had already threatened that (and worse). / Basically, they were trapped in underground tunnels with robotic werecats cornering them, so maybe they should stop arguing and actually do something about that. / T for slight language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Even Assassins Trip Over Their Tongues by tielan reviews
Pepper offers Natasha an apartment and a job. [One-shot]
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Pepper P., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
It Seems To Be Powered By Some Sort of Electricity by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Everyone probably should have started the duck-and-cover process the moment Kaylee started exclaimin' over the hydraulics in Tony's suit.
Crossover - Firefly & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Kaylee, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Just a Favour by milady dragon reviews
Phil Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. asks Ianto Jones of Torchwood a favour. Crossover with The Avengers and is a Dialogue-only fic.
Crossover - Torchwood & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Ianto J., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Bits and Pieces by Featherz reviews
A few mini-fics that are too short and/or too unfinished to be standalones. Fourteenth fic: "Still not your housekeeper!"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 6/22/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Only Logical Conclusion by Jedi Buttercup reviews
So perhaps I can be forgiven for walking into a scheduled meeting with Ramirez and assuming the worst when I spotted a man with greenish-pale skin bending over his sprawled body.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,929 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 12/10/2010 - H. Dresden, Spock - Complete
Angels in the Garden by Night Monkey reviews
An attempt at landscaping turns into something far more lethal when a certain stone angel shows signs of life.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 120,248 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Weeping Angels - Complete
Caught in a Slash by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Camelot's trapped in a badly written slash fanfiction, causing momentary gender-bending, plotbunny infestations, banjo-related love triangles, cannibalism, a punctuation purge and all fanfictiondom declaring war on one poor author who just can't splel.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,901 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Watching the Girls Go By by OneWonders reviews
A collection of stories about the goings on in Camelot as Arthur, Merlin and the knights set about rebuilding after Morgana's defeat at the end of season 3. Banter and bromance. Chapter 4 is now up, would you believe! The World of Good: Arthur's attempts to stamp out further mention of Boris and the Chamber Pot Incident is met with resistance.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
On Being Female by Nomad1 reviews
It began, as did so many bewilderments small and large, with a declaration by Captain Carrot.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Carrot, Sam Vimes - Complete
The Magic Word by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
When a church crashes into 11's TARDIS, it malfunctions, and he ends up dragging a disgruntled vicar along on an adventure, as they follow an alien distress call that turns out to be not at all what it seemed...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
The Labyrinth of London: A Study in Glitter by FarGreenCountrySwiftSunrise reviews
Jareth is not the Goblin King, but the world's only magical consulting detective. Sarah is a magical healer who is in need of healing herself. Jareth needs a flatmate. Sarah needs a place to stay. There is a serial killer on the loose. Shenanigans ensue. Beginnings of J/S.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,771 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Jareth, Sarah, DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Strident Night by LoyaulteMeLie reviews
Another take on a certain Armoury Officer's problems with the Season of Goodwill. Slightly less silly than "The First 'Oh Hell'", but his views haven't softened noticeably. At least to begin with... Rating for the occasional use of bad language. Dedicated to everybody who's been kind enough to say they like my seasonal stories!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2012 - M. Reed - Complete
Il se passait au nuit du Père Porcher by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Hogswatch is a time when people return from afar to the happy bosom of their loved ones. Failing this, they might make do with their spouses instead. The Assassins' Guild at Hogswatch, and glimpses of a wider Ankh-Morpork. IN ENGLISH!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,268 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/21/2009
A Still Small Voice by tarpeach1981 reviews
As Natasha went about her missions, the silence was broken only by a voice from above...that never shut up. A drabble about the mischief Clint is capable of with nothing but open-link comm equipment and time on his hands. T to be safe. Hints of potential romance.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,851 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Order from Mischief by Kaitaru Stark-Laufeyson reviews
It's the usual. On board the Helicarrier, things seem hectic when there's someone going around pranking everyone. The Avengers seem to be the prime suspects, but...isn't Loki in the cage? LOKI'D. (Now complete)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,866 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Silent War by inukagome15 reviews
Thor loves his Pop-Tarts, Clint likes the microwave, Natasha likes coffee but doesn't want anyone to know, and Bruce and Steve cook. Or that time when everything in the kitchen refused to work, but none of the Avengers want to admit why.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,307 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Awkward Moments by Astiza reviews
Returned for Series 5. Updates on Saturday after the episode airs in the UK and at random intervals during the week. Please remember to follow the format; it helps me out a lot. Submissions will be screened and not all may be published. Submissions should pertain to the episode.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 84 - Words: 72,818 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Consequences of Thoughtless Wishing by Dark-Lady-Devinity reviews
Based off the rooftop arc in Pika la Cynique's "Girls Next Door." Christine has just accidently wished Raoul away to the goblins. But what if Jareth couldn't just bring him back and Christine instead must solve the Labyrinth? This may be what happens...
Crossover - Labyrinth & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,238 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Jareth, Sarah, Christine, Erik - Complete
Of Gods and Magic by LeonaWriter reviews
Throughout his life, Merlin has seen a strange man, watching from the sidelines. A man of magic, who never stays in one place or station, who never tells him his name.
Crossover - Merlin & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Merlin, Loki
The First 'Oh Hell' by LoyaulteMeLie reviews
Malcolm Reed contemplates the approach of the Season of Goodwill. Follow-up of sorts to 'Bunny' and 'Shark'. Silliness warning: strict canon purists may be offended. Rating for some bad language.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/3/2012 - M. Reed - Complete
The Family Business by DeleaMarie reviews
Saving people. Hunting sorcerers. The family business. A modern AU where Merlin and Arthur are brothers. Their mother was killed in a mysterious "house fire" when Merlin was a baby, and their father, Uther, travels across the country hunting witches and warlocks. And now, they're about to follow in his footsteps... Sort of a Merlin take on Supernatural.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Joining The Dots by Linxcat reviews
"Everyone knew it, and that was all everyone knew. A dot dot dot relationship. One of those. And nobody had been able to join up the dots." - Unseen Academicals. Assorted one-shots and drabbles exploring Lord Vetinari and Lady Margolotta's relationship.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,376 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Vetinari, Lady Margolotta
I Will Survive by LulaMadison reviews
Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "I want drunk Loki. Not coming on to anyone. He must be doing something he's going to regret in the morning. And that can potentially be used as blackmail material." The Avengers get a call that Loki is terrorising a bar full of people in the city. When they arrive it's not what they expected.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Radio Randomness by Malley reviews
Random little one-shots about the team inspired by the funny and/or crazy DJ's I listen to on the radio.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011
The Golden Age of the Marauders by InventorOfFirebolt reviews
Short drabbles about life at Hogwarts. Pillow fights, clueless boys, and rebellious nights on the grounds. Anyone new reading this, I suggest you skip to the very last chapter and read backwards, my writing has hopefully improved since my earlier ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 137 - Words: 104,568 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
Touch Screen by LulaMadison reviews
A fill for this prompt on Norsekink: "Many touch screens rely on the user's having warm hands. Obviously as a frost giant this is a little difficult for Loki. Dun care how or why, I just want Loki throwing a tantrum because he can't use a phone or a self serve scanner at a supermarket or buy a ticket for a train or something."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Golden Apples and Norse Gods by black.k.kat reviews
Ianto finds himself back from the dead and, apparently, in the employ of a power-crazed Norse god intent on conquering the Earth by taking out a team of superheroes. Must be a Tuesday.
Crossover - Torchwood & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Ianto J., Loki - Complete
Spiders and Goblins by When Darkness Rises reviews
Natasha has been unmade, but she's used to such things. She recounts the tale of the goblin girl to bide her time. Mind control was a tricky little web, but a spider could dance along such strings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
To See Beyond by Taylor Hayes reviews
A demon pretending to be human and a psychic pretending to be normal cross paths. Tag to Firefly, episode 6 "Shindig". Prompted by the fun little interaction between River and Badger.
Crossover - Firefly & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2012 - River, Crowley - Complete
In the Midst of Liars by When Darkness Rises reviews
The first encounter is as survivor and child. The second is as rescuer and fallen god. The third may be their last. Each time the Doctor returns, he wears a new face. And each time, the darkness grips Loki tighter.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,673 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Loki - Complete
Cheerful Arrogance by When Darkness Rises reviews
"You aren't from around here. What are you after? Like I said earlier, I won't be spilling any home recipes, but it seems you have something tastier." A wolfish, hungry grin spread his cheeks. There also might have been evil cat stroking, if Tony had been given the chance. "And I'm positive that's only the icing." In short, the Doctor meets a very young Tony Stark.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/24/2012 - 9th Doctor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Hibernation by FSK-AceAngel reviews
In the face of a Mayan Apocalypse that probably won't happen, Crowley believes it'd be best to just sleep through the winter of 2012. Aziraphale, deciding he might give this "sleeping" thing a go, may or may not understand what "hibernation" entails— something Crowley takes advantage of. Warning: includes Weight Gain, Jaffa Cakes and a peculiar lack of Slash.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Paris With You by rebecca-in-blue reviews
"Did you write this yourself under a fake name, like McGoo?" Established Tiva: Tony and Ziva talk about movies, food, poetry, and - sorta - what happened in Paris.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Of Science Bros and Anger Management by Musesofaninsomniac reviews
Nick Fury hates his life.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Nick F., Iron Man/Tony S.
Appearances Can Be Deceiving by betawho reviews
It was irritating enough having to deal with one Doctor, Peri never expected to have to deal with two. Much less a pirate Doctor, and a biker boot-wearing, knife toting version of herself.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - 6th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri - Complete
Home Sweet Home by Dogstar-Black reviews
After the alien invasion is over, and Loki is gone, the Avengers have to see if they can learn to trust and work with one another so they can continue saving the world. And maybe one of their own. Team-bonding/friendship story. Prequel to Protective Reasoning. Tony/Pepper; slight Clint/Natasha
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,375 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A for Effort by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
"No comment." Yeah, well, Tony Stark is tired of the no comments. Here's a comment for you...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Ghost In The Theatre by PhantomInspector reviews
An alleged mugging takes on puzzling dimensions that lead Sherlock to investigate a local theatre. When the mystery deepens, London's greatest detective suddenly disappears. Where is he? Can John and Lestrade solve the case on their own? Crossover.
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,762 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Erik, Sherlock H.
The Element of Surprise by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Five times Bruce Banner surprised Darcy Lewis, and one time she returned the favor. A meet-cute for the gamma age: SHIELD files, three types of rabbi, bad take-out, hair dye, and near-death experiences with a twist. Fluff, friendship, character development. COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Pure Research by Lampito reviews
Maybe it's been exacerbated by his habit of hanging around with humans, but Gabriel can be insatiably curious about things that his siblings just don't understand. Nonetheless, they agree to help him answer a question that's been bugging him for quite a long time. A one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Gabriel - Complete
The Weight of Command by Kavery12 reviews
How far would you go to rescue a friend? One Starfleet crew is about to find out.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,936 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
This Is Your Badness Level by LulaMadison reviews
Loki finds himself as the rather reluctant imaginary friend of a 6 year old girl, and even though he's a bit busy letting the frost giants into the weapons vault, and trying to take over Midgard, he keeps getting dragged back into her world. Inspired by the films 'Lilo & Stitch' and 'Drop Dead Fred'.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Maternal Instincts by VRdee reviews
There's a lot more to Loki than the Avengers had ever realized, and in a corn field in Iowa they have their eyes abruptly and irrevocably opened. Emotional!Loki, Loki & Sleipnir. I honestly can't decide if this is a crack fic or not... I might consider this part of my own personal fannon. A knowledge of the mythological origin of Sleipnir might be helpful, but you'll pick it up.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Loki - Complete
From Loki, With Love by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Dean wakes up wearing a Captain America costume. If only this was the weirdest thing that had ever happened to him. Crackish fusion. One-shot.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Dean W., Loki - Complete
Test Flight by Santana2 reviews
Tony really should have deleted those videos before the master spy moved into his house. T for safety.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Drunk Drabble by Scoobert0 reviews
Somebody's drunk and someone else has to deal with it. *Now a collection of drunken one-shots*
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011
Protective Reasoning by Dogstar-Black reviews
Bruce always knew that eventually, General Ross would find him again. Considering he was now an Avenger living in the not at all inconspicuous Stark Tower, it would probably be sooner rather than later. He just didn't expect the reactions of his new teammates to be so strong.* No longer a one-shot*, no shipping, but a lot of team friendship. Rating for Tony and Clint's mouths.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,973 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Jane Something by et voila 1312 reviews
Another day, another case at the CBI, more paperwork for Lisbon. Only now she has someone to help her, so things should get easier! But when Patrick Jane is involved, nothing ever goes smoothly... K for some lang. !NOW COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,378 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
If You Give a Hulk a Lab Assistant by Lt. Commander Richie reviews
SHIELD assigned Darcy Lewis to be Bruce Banner's lab assistant, for what little scientific help she'd be. But hey, at least she can work Stark's coffee machine. Written for a prompt on the LJ meme, Bruce/Darcy
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Six hugs a day keeps the doctor away by LulaMadison reviews
PAIRINGS: None. SUMMARY: Loki isn't feeling great. Tony, being the helpful & generally annoying guy he is, decides that all Loki needs to cheer him up is a distraction, so he talks Loki into teaching him magic, but not everything goes to plan. A follow up to 'Better Teamwork Through Dragon Hunting' & 'I took an arrow to the eye', but written like a standalone fic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Psych by Kavery12 reviews
Starfleet likes to make sure that its star ship crews aren't literally going crazy. A psychologist visits both the Impala and the Enterprise with...surprising results.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Dean W., J. Kirk
Titles and Treats by Princess Reinette reviews
River recieves a mysterious package during one of her courses at university... whatever could it be? Two-Shot soon! Rated 'T' for one instance of language, a flirty wink, and the promise of more to come: Enjoy! A/N: Epilogue up... 3 parter!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Culture and Other Balls of Twine by LithiumDoll reviews
Where Tony has the best worst plan ever and a road trip has a wine list. Post-movie. COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
Play It Again, Sam by Perry-Dice reviews
When Castiel tells Sam and Dean that an entire town might be another apocalyptic seal, they race to investigate. However, they get more than they bargained for when they discover that the trouble is less demonic and more to do with showtunes. The musical episode that Supernatural should have.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
MC Hammer Can't Touch This by Cider Sky reviews
"Mjolnir has it out for him. He knows it sounds ridiculous but it's the only proper explanation." Or, 5-times Mjolnir almost took Clint out and the 1-time it all made sense kind of .
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Thor - Complete
The Tuatha Etude by lionheartedgrrrl reviews
Ohm's prophecy predicts Holly's death at the hands of an ancient fairy. Unless Artemis can find the human violinist who can play the spell that will seal away their enemy. If he can't, Holly and all of Ireland will be in danger. There is an OC. This fic is about friends, magic, and music. If you like those things, check it out :
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,800 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Rules of an Angel by kiwismakemehappy reviews
Because someone has to keep Sherlock Holmes out of trouble, and it might as well be an old army doctor. Guardian Angel AU.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Matter of Convenience by Hekateras reviews
"You know," Crowley rasped as he struggled to scrape himself off the ground, "I can't shake the feeling that there must be an easier way to go about this."/ A story about the birth of the Arrangement.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,336 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Five Minutes by thingswithteeth reviews
He's not sure how, exactly, but Bruce Banner ends up as Darcy Lewis' boyfriend. For five minutes at a time. Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Introducing Russell T Dalek by Aromene reviews
It was never a good thing when Tony became bored. This time, however, Bruce had to admit that Stark might just have hit rock bottom. And taken Doctor Who with him.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Johnathan Livingstone Angel by Lampito reviews
The Winchesters have finished a job at the seaside, they're unhurt, they're enjoying the sun, the surf, the bikini babes, the ice-cream... er, why is that frightened demon attempting to attract their attention? A one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Crowley, Castiel - Complete
An Angel in the Garden by Raudhr Blodhgarm reviews
This Angel has a tale to tell. Sometimes he's scary. Sometimes he's loving. But one thing is constant in his life: He enjoys his sense of humor. I live with an Angel in my garden. And sometimes he scares me. Sometimes he hugs me. But one things is certain: He's got swag.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Weeping Angels
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Trip Trap by Indigo-Night-Wisp reviews
"Aw, c'mon, Sam. You like it when a hunt has literary connections!" "Literary connections, Dad. This is not a literary connection. This is a bedtime story for toddlers."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Empty Warehouse by justicemuffins reviews
"I'm going to go ahead and blame you for this," Lestrade said casually, blinking as something warm dribbled from his temple to his eye. "Safe bet," Coulson answered evenly.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/6/2012 - DI Lestrade, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Snapshots from a Bar by Kavery12 reviews
The people from the USS Enterprise and Impala as seen from the perspective of a bartender, who witnesses their ups, their downs and the places in-between.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,551 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Dean W., J. Kirk
The Prank Defenders! by Kavery12 reviews
Humorous, mostly unconnected short stories illuminating the lighter side of life with the USS Impala and Enterprise - pranks, epically funny revenge and captains who occasionally act like five-year-olds.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,280 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Dean W., J. Kirk
Leather, Musically Inclined by BarnOwl500 reviews
UPDATED! Third installment of Leather series. Sarah and Christine's bras get stolen so now it's time for a little payback. Within Roommates/GND universe. R & R PLEASE!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Fairy Godmother With A Gun by Bombshell1701 reviews
Natasha takes Steve out on a 'practice date' and they end up getting to know each other over lots of vodka! A spin-off from the series SPEED OF LIFE, helps to have read that first. Rated T for mild angst and heavy drinking! Please R&R.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,203 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Turning of The Hives by Lady Heliotrope reviews
Post-retirement, Sherlock Holmes is living in the Sussex Downs. He's attending a local funeral when the casket flips over in a carriage accident. This problem was made worse by the maddening of the bees when the servants observe the superstitious ritual of 'turning the hives.' When the swarm clears, the wrong body is found there! Of course, Holmes is nosy and investigates.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Observations Upon the Segregation of The Queen by Lady Heliotrope reviews
Excerpts from the notebooks of Sherlock Holmes, as found in the desk of his home in the Sussex Downs.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Practical Handbook of Bee Culture by Lady Heliotrope reviews
Wiggins is all grown up. He receives a book in the mail from a previous employer, Sherlock Holmes: Practical Handbook of Bee Culture, with some Observations upon the Segregation of the Queen. But he's one of few people who knows the book really isn't about bees... Oneshot. Pre- His Last Bow
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Brains, Brawn, Beauty and Rumsfeld by Lampito reviews
If one brother's good, two as a team must be even better. Like the Doublemint twins said, 'Double the fun,' right? For a given definition of 'fun'. The word 'idjit' will be used, oh yes... now COMPLETE.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,187 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
I took an arrow to the eye by LulaMadison reviews
TITLE: I used to be a god, but then I took an arrow to the eye. PAIRINGS: None. SUMMARY: Clint wants to shoot Loki in the eye socket as payment for everything he put him through. Loki agrees it's a fair price. NOTE: Technically a sequel to my fic "Better teamwork Through Dragon Hunting" but this is written like a standalone fic so it doesn't matter if you haven't read that one.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Srs Bzns by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
"Zombie cows. Stop laughing, Sammy! This is srs bzns. No more steaks, no more burgers!" Sam stares at the text message. Surely Dean's just pulling a prank. Then Sam realizes their lives are never that easy. Late season 7, so spoilers.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Toothpicks by loverofstuff1224 reviews
It's funny how annoying a small prick can be. Or the one where Bruce gets insulted and Clint shoots missiles of mass destruction. No pairings unless you squint. T for bad words thanks to Tony's train of thought. Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Darcy Lewis Saves The World by Poke-it-with-a-Stick reviews
Of course, aliens have to invade New York while she's on the coffee run.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Complete
Sherlock and the Kitten Kaper by Vroomfondel reviews
A Christmas story where Sherlock's boredom gets relieved by a box of kittens. My sorta take on The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Drabbles So Not From Season 7 by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
A collection of 100-word drabble tags set in season 7, depicting scenes that "could" have happened, but probably didn't. Mostly humor; angst might sneak its way in at some point.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Sam W., Dean W.
The Mountain At the End of the World by meganechan720 reviews
"…that is the day I shall marry you, Rob Anybody Feegle!" Nine-year-old Tiffany turns out to be just a bit too clever for her own good.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Tiffany A., Rob Anybody - Complete
The Man Who Spewed Too Much by Lampito reviews
He is their new god, Castiel. He's got the god moves: joke missiles, giant walls of toffee, rains of lobster bisque, and the god wisdom: drinking sewage won't cure diseases, and even some god Commandments. And also, the mother of all tummy aches... but never fear, Dean knows how to deal with that, and Sam has a quote for any occasion.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,850 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Trapped by TheYmp reviews
E/O Challenge: Trap. Four unrelated 100-word drabbles related to falling for traps. #1: Dean's channeling Elvis. Uh-huh-huh. #2: Dean loses a tooth. #3: There's nothing like a witty comeback. This is nothing like one. #4: Temptation is bitten. Crack!Fic.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
Father of the Caribbean by Bronze Cat reviews
Written for Father's Day! The crew are approached by an army of Jack's children, led by the formidable Aurora. Ye be warned, Mary Sue is loose on the High Sea! Please R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Complete
Five Times Pepper Walked in on Bruce and Tony by Initial A reviews
...and the one time she didn't. They lock themselves in the lab all day, and no one even questions the explosions these days. Tony/Pepper, but lots of lab-bros-Tony/Bruce
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Not so precious metals moulded into circles by tardisbluephoenix reviews
The Doctor recruits Rory to help him find the perfect wedding ring for River. What can go wrong? OTP: Doctor/River and Amy/Rory. brOTP: Doctor/Rory. Later chapters also contain snippets for Doctor/Jack, Rory/Jack, River/Jack, Martha/Mickey shippers. Rated T for suggestiveness.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,992 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Snakes by ProxyPromethea reviews
Prompt: "Avengers Assemble Because Loki's Meeting His Son's Girlfriend. . . Nessie the Loch Ness Monster" ; Crack fill. Only pairing is Nessie/Jörmungandr Loki's giant sea serpent son in Norse mythology
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Loki, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Poor Pepper by ACh1ppedCup reviews
After nearly a decade and a half of cleaning up after Tony Stark, she thought she'd be prepared for having his teammates move in. She was quite wrong.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,773 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Two Carroteers by Proud to be Plug reviews
Magic and agriculture really don't mix. Set between White Night and Turn Coat. Spoilers for Proven Guilty.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/11/2012 - H. Dresden, Molly C. - Complete
Uncle Sam Wants YOU by MarzBarz reviews
Sam Winchester, sophomore at Stanford, is approached by Agent Phil Coulson and asked to join a shadowy government organization with a name that's far too long. They're working on that. Part 1 of Sam Winchester, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Sam W., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Shadowy Organization Based In Mount Rushmore by MarzBarz reviews
Sam is taken to the headquarters of the shadowy government organization - in Mount Rushmore. Now that he feels more like a secret agent, it's time for him to officially become a member of the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Espionage, and Logistics Division. The name is still a work in progress, they've got their best people on it. Part 2 of Sam Winchester, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sam W., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Official Whoniversity of Fanfiction by Vilinye reviews
The powers that be have decided to establish a university where Doctor Who including Sarah Jane Adventures/Torchwood fanfic writers can learn to write properly. Involves fish & chips, pig-human hybrids, TARDIS mix-ups, and pain. Updated MONTHLY.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,181 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011
Murder, My Dear by Toaster-Omlette reviews
Someone is killing demons, and Crowley is roped into the job of finding out who - or what - exactly is doing the deed.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/2/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Lies My Partner Told Me by Mr. Chaos reviews
Beckett has always wondered what Castle was like before they met. A visit by Nick Fury reveals he has a past she never could imagined and draws the two into the battle against Loki. Spoilers for 'Always' and a retelling of the CASTLE. I own nothing.
Crossover - Castle & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Rick C.
A Bit of Everything by KCS reviews
My usual fandom catch-all for drabbles, ficlets, and oneshots. Gen. Will contain anything from fluff to crack to h/c and heaven only knows what else. This: Sherlock returns, and while most people are angry with him, John is the first and only one to tell him he did the right thing.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Female of the Species by Bella The Strange reviews
The TARDIS decides she has enough fuel for one more little trip before insisting on taking the Doctor and Martha to Cardiff for a pit-stop. That one little change will affect so much. Female!Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,718 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
True Torture by too.cool.to.have.a.penname reviews
Dean Winchester teaches the demons of Hell the true meaning of torture. Warnings: Torture, mention of self-harm, mention of insanity, improper use of music and singing.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Dean W., Alastair - Complete
Kick Ass Winchesters by Woman of Letters reviews
Just when you think you know how the game is played, those Winchesters surprise you. A series of moments in the lives of two hunters.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Dean W., Sam W.
Science and Shenanigans by Elerrina Star reviews
"Are you sure this is safe?" - They say yes, but of course nothing is safe when our favorite science bros get together. Bruce and Tony centric, science-buddy-friendship-love but no slash. Ch. 2 up!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Team Free Will's Best Rainy Day Adventure Ever by lexbria reviews
Bobby won't let the boys hunt in the rain. Cas finds something else for them to do.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Advanced Placement by Lampito reviews
It seemed like such a good idea: kidnap the Prophet, hold him as a bargaining chip in the Eternal War. But the best laid plans o' mice and men and the King Of Hell gang aft agley. Maybe there's an app for that. A one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Crowley - Complete
An Angel and a Demon Walked Into a Bar by TheYmp reviews
E/O Challenge: Set in a bar. A 200 and a 100-word drabble. #1: Sam's quite the comedian. #2: So... Cas and Meg? Warning: Spoilers for S7 finale.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Shine by Tifaching reviews
Dean discovers the backwoods wonder known as apple pie moonshine.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Little Birdy by Ninja.Says.Whaaa
I'm tired of people giving angels bird-like traits. I figured, why not go the whole hog! Parody.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Smooch by Lucillia reviews
Considering the first impression that Aziraphale tended to give, and the number of times he'd kissed Crowley, it wasn't all that surprising that they were constantly mistaken for a couple, even by people who'd known them for years.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
The Reporter by footshooter reviews
Pepper *told* Tony it was a bad idea to do an article on his life saving the world with the Avengers. Don't ever let him tell you otherwise.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
If You Go Down to the Woods Today by Tari Roo reviews
What came first? The dragon or the egg? Sam's sense of self preservation equals Dean's newest experience. Cas is bemused but slightly smitten
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Tamir Incident II by Kavery12 reviews
Supernatural/Star Trek 2009 AU. Two maverick captains. One impossible mission. The beginning of an epic partnership.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Kitten Incident by Hekateras reviews
Many things begin with kittens. For a certain angel, it was further proof of a certain demon's "spark of goodness". For the aforementioned demon, it was one threat to his reputation too many.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,818 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Testing at SHIELD by bookworm1517 reviews
Fury is making SHIELD agents take a test over field policies. Clint and Natasha get a little bored and chaos ensues. Completely silly but funny. Mainly Clint/Natasha friendship.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Cake by FastIce reviews
Sherlock hates being bored. He loves to experiment. Lastly, as Mycroft put it: He does love to grandstand. At eight years old, Sherlock Holmes was already showing signs of his rather eccentric personality - much to his family's amusement and chagrin.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,471 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Best Left Unexplained by Jack's Shadow reviews
10.5 and Rose attend a Torchwood party. The Master is there, too. No one is really sure why that is.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2012 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, The Master - Complete
Beckett and Castle Amok by Mr. Chaos reviews
When Beckett and Castle realize they are fictional characters in a TV series, they decide they are tired of the writers jerking them around and want to find someone new to tell their love story. spoiler for The Limey and crossover with MANY shows
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,439 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Kate B., Rick C.
Driving With Angels by Motorbaby reviews
"Seeing the male clad in the tan trenchcoat behind the wheel was very out of the ordinary." Oneshot inspired by a Twitter Conversation. No Pairings.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Pandora's Box by iheartlaxc reviews
Based off Pika-la-Cynique's Girls Next Door comic on dA. Starring Jareth & Sarah from Labyrinth, Erik & Christine from Phantom, along with a whole host of other crossovers Les Mis, Pirates, etc. More info in Author's Note.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,938 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Jareth, Erik
Bows, Bazookas, Bets, and Boredom by Alex Kade reviews
Sequel to "Bungle in the Jungle." The boys are blowing off some steam while they heal. Rated for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,917 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Tag, You're It by Web of Obsidian reviews
A strange little thing that spawned from a dream I had, involving the world's strangest game of tag.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Complete
Maxwell Martin's Modern Menswear by Sameuspegasus reviews
Dean goes undercover as a model for a menswear store in a mall where the models in the yearly fashion show keep disappearing.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
All Creatures Great and Small by SparxFlame reviews
Even for an angel, Aziraphale's patience and compassion are almost endless. He can deal with the petty injustices and annoyances that assault anyone conducting day-to-day life on Earth. Threats to his precious books, however? Not so much.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Just The Two Of Us by kesdax reviews
That one where the Master and the Rani get stranded on a desert planet.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - The Master, The Rani - Complete
Do You Believe In Unicorns, Doctor? by mistress.moriarty.x reviews
A silly super-short little ficlet written at 3am because I couldn't sleep. It makes me smile, so I figured I'd stroke my own ego a little more and post it here. The Doctor and Donna discover magical creatures on a faraway world.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/2/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Shadowy Vested Interests v Tony Stark's Robot Army by chaletian reviews
Sensibly, Fury does not ask what harm Tony Stark could do, sequestered on a tropical island with nothing but a shack, a laptop running Windows 98, and two cellphones with spotty coverage, but instead tells Coulson to deal with it.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Spiffing by Naisa reviews
Sherlock arrives at 221B Baker Street, very drunk, so John has to look after him. Madness and hangovers ensue, while Sherlock questions if he's a snail and some surprising secrets are revealed...No slash, though John is worried there might be...One shot!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Timey Wimey Differential Equations by jkateel reviews
The Doctor teaches Castiel the correct equations for time travel. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2012 - 11th Doctor, Castiel - Complete
I am NOT a MarySue by FaceChanger reviews
Caroline is a typical girl. Or she was. But, when she flames a terrible writer she finds herself cursed. Suddenly, she wakes up in LotR and is stuck trying to keep from being a Mary Sue and to save the story from herself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,890 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011
Violence Against Time Pieces by SuperPenguinLovesHerEdog reviews
Castiel does not understand why Sam dislikes clocks so much. He asks Dean. Short bit of silly humorous fun. Enjoy!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
A Case of the Rainbow Feathers by Serinidia reviews
Dean gets an interesting phone call followed by 3 angels in his motel room at 3 in the morning. Gabriel and Balthazar are amused, Castiel is livid...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Castiel - Complete
Have you heard? Part 2 by Captain Ryder reviews
The Camelot rumor mill is active once again. Poor Uther. Complete
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
EO Challenge: Night of the Lepus by Dizzo reviews
EO Challenge: WOW Tight. Dean learns a harsh lesson about stealing from supernatural creatures. Good job Sam's there. Sam's POV. Happy Birthday Vanessa Sgroi x
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
United We Fall by SparxFlame reviews
Superwholock Omens. "They were there for Amy and Rory after the Doctor's death and the fields of Trenazlore, and for John after Sherlock's death, so it only made sense that they were there for the Winchesters in their hour of need."
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Complete
Dalek Geoff by Memoirs of a Dream reviews
"He's a creature inside a robotic shell. He's the last of his kind, just like me. And he likes bananas." The Doctor adopts a baby Dalek. Not a crack!fic, just a bit of light-hearted fun. Spoilers through season 4.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/31/2012 - 10th Doctor, Daleks - Complete
Of Guilt, Blame, and Misappropriated Weaponry by Aoitori reviews
Tag to 4x8, "Lamia." When Arthur discovers what his knights did to his servant while under the creature's influence, he and Merlin get into a bit of a row over what should be done about it. Chapter 5: Back in Camelot with Arthur and a visit from Gwaine.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,726 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
DEAN, THERE'S A ZOMBIE AT THE DOOR by Vanessa Sgroi reviews
Knock, knock. Who's there? Come now, it's just looking for braaaiiins. Maybe. Or maybe not. Slight spoilers for Episode 7.17.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Diplomatic Conflict Resolution by Kavery12 reviews
Explosions, conspiracies, spies, hijackings and two very irritated Starfleet captains looking for alternative, satisfactory methods of conflict resolution.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,778 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
The Death Of Jack Harkness by Garmonbozia reviews
The Doctor doesn't go to wakes. Not unless he recieves a written invitation. In the corpse's own handwriting. Post-WORS - - Oneshot
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2012 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Wise Truths from small Children by NeverBeenDarkMarked reviews
Weasleys, Potters and the one Granger. Later I will write the next gen in there too : These are wise and funny things the characters learnt in their childhood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 11,230 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete
A Guide to Writing PJO Fanfiction by FreyjasThirteenth reviews
Another one of those things where somebody who knows very little tries to express their opinions on the grand art of writing. Chapter 22: Eight Simple Rules for Writing an OC Fic
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,712 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011
Struck by Lightning by Kavery12 reviews
In which Dean wants something interesting to happen, Sam and an away team get into trouble and both Winchesters act like stupidly brave heroes.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Olympus by Regardless1604 reviews
The Olympians, along with their children, are tired of being put into terrible fanfiction. Now these badfic writers and rabid fanbrats will learn their lesson—the hard way. Never will they think of fanfiction the same way. Enrollments are closed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,171 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Never Say Never by Kitty O reviews
Things you would never hear the characters say. Never. Not in a thousand years. Except here. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Merlin - Complete
The Torchwood Rulebook by GwirryFell reviews
The Cardiff Teams writes a list of rules - if only they could take themselves seriously!
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Night Shift by JenniferJF reviews
Being a guard isn't the most glamourous job in the world. If part of your duties includes watching over Cell 426, though, at least it's never boring. DISCLAIMER: No Time Streams were harmed in the writing of this fic. Probably.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 7,791 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
In Which The Enterprise Is Like A Village by chaletian reviews
There are times when life on the Enterprise is a million miles away from McCoy's country practice. There are other times when it's exactly the same. Snapshots of everyday life on Enterprise. 17: Space is full of variables; the paperwork is a constant.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,989 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/14/2009
Tripping by the ersatz diplomat reviews
"It's not flirting. It's witty repartee." Harry Dresden rejects your reality and substitutes his own. Rated for language, unintentional drug use and offscreen violence. Warnings for absurd premise, creative anachronism and mentions of David Bowie.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/29/2012 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy - Complete
Out of Order by Wannabe Darklord reviews
Meetings with the Doctor are rarely simple. Of course, if you're unlucky, they're rarely in the proper order either.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
Kindred Souls Don't Necessarily Get Along by CarpeDiemForLife reviews
After sharing mind and body, the souls of magician Nathaniel and djinni Bartimaeus linked in a way that neither had predicted. When Nathaniel dismisses his servant, both are surprised when Nathaniel's soul follows Bartimaeus to the Other Place. Not slash.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Five Times Jim Wanted To Hit Bones by Darkwood Princess reviews
And the one time he stopped someone from doing it. Mostly inspired by TOS moments.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Measure of a Security Officer by Kavery12 reviews
In which a security commander of lesser fame learns about Jo Harvelle's personal brand of diplomacy and inter-ship cooperation and Cupcake watches in vast amusement, knowing he should probably stop her...
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Jo H., Cupcake
Fathers, Friends and Faith by Kavery12 reviews
Captain Jim Kirk takes a good look at what it means to be family, to have a father and to rely on those he can trust.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
Wit Barton and Tony Snark Can't Stop by Red Tigress reviews
Clint and Tony can't shut up even when fighting a possessed Thor. No pairings, some whump. One-shot. Rated for language and some violence. Movie-verse.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
One More Than Ninetynine Drabbles by Astiza reviews
Drabble 100! Creatures of Saucery are not easily defeated...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 15,075 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
30 Crimes by thewordweaves reviews
A collection of drabbles featuring the various members of the City Watch. Each drabble focuses on a different crime, yanked from a prompt-chart off of LiveJournal.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sam Vimes
Angry Birds by Olivia Crane reviews
Harry will never have an iPhone. Murphy helps soothe his pain. A funny little short, sort of Murphy/Harry. Please R&R! You'll enjoy it!
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2012 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy - Complete
Coffee, Black, Two Sugars by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. Wherein the 221boys are out of milk, John is chipper, Sherlock is grumpy, and nothing happens except for coffee. That's not a euphemism. Actual coffee.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Protect What's Yours by Kaitou Jareth reviews
Universes collide when Aziraphale is visited by a Time Lord looking for a missing angel. Meanwhile, two hunters take it into their heads to do the same, but this time, they've got the wrong Crowley.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley, Sam W., Dean W.
Dupin the Parrot by PrettyArbitrary reviews
Wherein Sherlock acquires a pet that's the Sherlock of the animal kingdom, and John finds himself at war. A bit of total fluff and humor.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Trouble Shared by A Benediction reviews
Or: The Many Ways In Which John Watson Rescues Sherlock Holmes From His Own Idiocy. As we join the boys, Sherlock has sustained an embarrassing injury which only John can treat. Things can only get worse - in a funny, hurt-comfort-sick-fic kind of way!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,091 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Case of Cipher's by ElishevaNadir
It seems that everyone but Sherlock is riveted by the mysterious cipher's that keep popping up at 221B Baker Street.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
GND: A Fixation by CampionSayn
A selection of one-shots and drabbles based off of the awesome comics by Pika la Cynique and others over at deviantArt. Selection includes obvious pairings, crack pairings, and crack galore, along with other stuff.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,364 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Jareth, Sarah
The Uncanny Mrs Hudson by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. "Mrs Hudson knew precisely what kind of person she was offering tea to. The assassin, however, did not know what she'd added to the tea." Or: Mrs Hudson is the biggest BAMF of all.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock H. - Complete
Severed Limbs with Morning Tea by swabloo reviews
Sherlock/Doctor Who. Because Sherlock was an extraordinary man, and all his life there'd been these small, inconsistent details that would tip his moments on their sides and he'd stop and feel the world spin. A series of interconnected oneshots.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Sherlock H.
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Final Frontier by Dark Austral reviews
Sam was so Bones, Cas Spock and damn straight he's James T. Kirk. Just a fun little fic
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
The Art of Trolling by Hekateras reviews
Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Vigilante Justice by nachalainne reviews
DI Lestrade and Sgt Donovan love practical jokes - especially when they get to pull them on their co-workers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2012 - DI Lestrade, DI Dimmock
Framed by CountryGrl reviews
Dialogue fic. "I've deduced what happened here." "I thought you might."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Brothers' Honour by Kavery12 reviews
A night out in San Francisco goes screwy sideways when a Starfleet captain picks a fight with Dean Winchester and Jim Kirk.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sam W., J. Kirk - Complete
All's Fair In Love And War by Silver Inklett reviews
It was the warning shot, ringing through Shibusen like the bell that sang between classes.It was the rumor, spreading like a virus from class to class, leaving no ear untouched. It was the war that they waged, fighting with words and practical jokes.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,786 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Keepsake by Shuukaku92 reviews
"This time, the summons caught me unawares. In the precious seconds left to me, I considered what guise to appear in. A classical monstrosity, or perhaps something more refined. Something recognizable for the magician...and for me." Oneshot, post PG.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Bartimaeus - Complete
Deadly Fruit and Other Random Drabbles by Naisa reviews
A series of humorous drabbles less than 500 words, where YOU chose the word each drabble was based on! Random stories ranging from pineapples to parrots, from catpults to kerfuffles and from troglodytes to ice cream. Hope you enjoy!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 22,099 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Brotherly Bargains by alocin reviews
Set during "The Hounds of Baskerville" - just how did Sherlock negotiate that little arrangement with Mycroft?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
About the Bike by ADashOfInsanity reviews
A drabble in which we see how the Holmes' parents attempted to condition their eccentric children, and how a young Sherlock will never let his brother keep any item the budding detective definitely wants. Childhood Crack Drabble
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Oh, The Things I Saw by CricketCat reviews
Set during the events of "The Geek Interpreter," so I guess technically during "A Scandal in Belgravia." John does some investigating in a comic shop.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/8/2012 - John W. - Complete
That Time of Truth by hwc reviews
Prompt: Druids start to slowly come out of hiding, living their lives peacefully in the kingdom and even sending a diplomat or two to Camelot. While no one ever does reveal Merlin is Emrys, a lot of people start to talk about Emrys in Camelot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
John Saves an Old Lady by Schyzotypal X reviews
Not exactly what it says on the tin. Moriarty decides to try doing the ironic thing and read some bad fanfiction. It all goes downhill from there.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
On the Subject of Merlin's Pants: An Essay by Invader Kiwi reviews
A logical and inevitable attempt to explain the etymology of the well-known to Harry Potter readers exclamation "Merlin's Pants!" - Please read and review at your leisure. I own nothing save my brain. And even that's debatable.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Merlin - Complete
His Father's Trick by Kitty O reviews
Merlin's accused of sorcery again, and of course Arthur should follow his father's example for cases like this! no real spoilers, no slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Pirate's Gospel by oqidaun reviews
How an unlikely hero lost a leg, found a king and saved the day with a copy of Newton's "Principia Mathematica" in his breast pocket. CHAPTER 12: An illegitimate East India Company connection, a bloody huge ship and an odd courtship. UPDATED!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,618 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Hector B., Blackbeard/Edward T.
The 12 Days of Christmas by chinquix reviews
For the Good Omens Exchange: 'Aziraphale and Crowley in some kind of traditional Christmas story setting'.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
A Shambles In Fitzrovia Or Marylebone Or Camden by Melaszka reviews
A very immature parody of A Scandal in Belgravia. NB Spoilers ahoy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Newtonmas 2011 by butchinthestreets reviews
Daily, slightly Newtonmas-y snippets for the month of December. T for Language, Insinuation and erotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
Poppling by butchinthestreets reviews
A snippet of fanfiction for every day of the year 2011. No particular pairings kept to.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 365 - Words: 53,369 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
Sam's Fish Tale by Supervillegirl reviews
"Mermaids?" asked Dean skeptically. Sam finds himself royally screwed when they tackle a school of mermaids.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,702 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Dean vs Cas The Prank Wars: Ep 5 The Truce by sweetondean reviews
Where will it all end? Can Cas finally out prank Dean? Can the dynamic prank duo really call a truce?
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Suitable Cause by KLMeri reviews
A flash!fic challenge based on Jim's resolution to keep from ripping all his gold shirts on away missions.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/27/2011 - J. Kirk - Complete
Restrictions and Reprimands by Kitty O reviews
Spin off of Rules and Regulations. The things you've always wanted to say to the cast, finally said. Season 4 spoilers. Involves morals&memos&slug-o-meters, oh my!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,046 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Merlin Series 4: How it Should Have Ended by Kitty O reviews
Because sometimes, no matter how you chant at the screen for something to happen, the characters just refuse to cooperate. So sometimes, I have to make them. Season 4 ficlets. Spoilers. No slash. T in case.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Arthur - Complete
Let's be Sane Together by Darkfangz13 reviews
It's John's first Christmas with Sherlock for a flatmate! But, luckily for him, Lestrade is there to keep him sane for the Holiday.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/24/2011 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
By the Hermes Cabin by happyboredperson reviews
"I've heard the Ares cabin is incredibly vicious at this time of the year," Travis nodded in approval. "Good idea. Remember guys, if we get caught, two words: DENY EVERYTHING. And it wouldn't hurt to get rid of the evidence." Ficlets by the Hermes Cabin.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,078 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Connor S., Travis S.
The Reprimand by Kavery12 reviews
Four months into his captaincy, Jim Kirk gets his first official reprimand. Reprimands are bad, humiliating. So why does he frame the damn thing and hang it on the Enterprise's recreational room wall?
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2011 - J. Kirk - Complete
File: New Camp HalfBlood Restrictions by lecabe reviews
The list of things no longer allowed at Camp Half Blood, thanks to Elsie and Tori. It's just plain goofy; who doesn't love some clever, pointless silliness? Ranging generally over all the books. R&R, darlings!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009
Mistletoe Madness by smalld1171 reviews
One-shot. Sam, Dean, cursed mistletoe and a painfully thin plot. I needed some holiday cheer and this is the result. Dialogue only story.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Home for Christmas by Kavery12 reviews
All they want to do is go home for Christmas, but the galaxy seems to be conspiring against them...
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
The First Officer Fiasco by Kavery12 reviews
In the interests of promoting comradely good-will amongst starships, the USS Impala and the USS Potemkin swap first officers for two weeks. Guess who's not impressed?
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sam W., J. Kirk - Complete
A Change Is As Good As A Rest by charleygirl reviews
When you've been doing the same thing every night for a quarter of a century, something has to give...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Conversation by pretentious-emo-kid reviews
First fic in a while. First Artemis Fowl fic ever. Post TAC, Holly and Artemis have got to have THAT conversation. It goes surprisingly well. In terms of shipping, it's deeper than friendship, but not girlfriendy/boyfriendy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Night Out with Sam and Spock by Kavery12 reviews
Sam and Spock are the sensible, smart, scientific first officers who keep two maverick starship captains in line and mostly in one piece. They'd never get into trouble...right?
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sam W., Spock - Complete
Buffalo Buffalo by entallat reviews
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo! Or a moment in the life of a frustrated linguist.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2011 - H. Sato, C. Tucker - Complete
Light Surrounding You by The Sugarfaerie reviews
If getting shot in the arm means Zoe helping out on the bridge, Hoban Washburne is going to get shot more often. My version of the beginning of Wash and Zoe's relationship. Written for Washathon 2008
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
Academy Days by Kavery12 reviews
Commander John Winchester returns to Starfleet Academy as the Security instructor from Hell with occasional assistance from his devil spawn minions Captain Dean Winchester, Commander Sam Winchester and on one memorable occasion, Captain Jim Kirk.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2011 - John W. - Complete
The Doctor to Dani Boy er, Girl by MyNameIsAwesome reviews
The end of the world began when Nico di Angelo appeared in my bedroom. It continued when my long lost father showed up, claiming to be an alien. The end got even closer when my mother accidently shot my dad with a laser gun. And then it came. With a fez.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, Nico A.
The Trouble With Security Chiefs by Kavery12 reviews
In which the Impala gets a problematic security chief and Captain Winchester vows to never again trust Starfleet intelligence analysts.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Sam W., J. Kirk - Complete
Trouble In His Bones by QueenKit reviews
He always knows when trouble is coming. And he'll face it to the best of his ability no matter how unusual it may be. Crackfic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Salt, Snails, and Slimy Trails by agent iz hyper reviews
Ever since Sam learned how to repel demons he'd been practicing his 'exorcisms' on everything. So Dean really shouldn't have been so surprised at his kid brother's latest experiment…/Gift fic for xxDodo, cuz I know how much you like weechesters!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Finding Dad by Kavery12 reviews
Three stubborn Winchesters, a whole lifetime of decisions gone awry, recognizing what you have in front of you and finding your way back to something good.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2011 - John W. - Complete
Yet In Thy Dark Streets Shineth by Llaregyb reviews
Crowley is waiting in the snow at quarter to midnight, and wishing that maybe things had turned out rather differently.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/28/2011 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Shooting the Stars by Kavery12 reviews
Dean, some beer, a nosy Jim Kirk, the shadows of fathers and remembering the journey towards becoming Captain Dean Winchester of the USS Impala.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
Bar Fights by Kavery12 reviews
There are some people you just expect to bail out of lock up after a night on the town. And then there are the ones who surprise you.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Castiel, P. Chekov - Complete
Nightmare Reborn by Kavery12 reviews
Sometimes, that which you have triumphed over rises up to choke you once more. The Enterprise and her crew had watched the Narada vanish into that singularity forever. Right?
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
The Ruination of the USS Impala by Kavery12 reviews
With one insidious secret weapon, Commander Sam Winchester forces the entire crew of the USS Impala to realize that they are not as tough as they'd like to think.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Shore Leave by Kavery12 reviews
Sometimes it takes a captain to know a captain. Jim and Dean connect on a leader's level. Sam thinks captains are high maintenance and he's probably right.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
The Tamir Incident by Kavery12 reviews
Two maverick captains. One impossible mission. The beginning of an epic partnership.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
CrossoverEyed by Pawthorn reviews
Drabble-shot series of shows, books, movies, etc. all mixed up with our favorite Merlin characters. Now: Arthur and Merlin find another ruler who is as fond of sentencing people to death as Uther.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Mischief Not Yet Managed by NotBrilliantJustLazy reviews
It's James Potter's, Remus Lupin's, Sirius Black's, and Peter Pettiggrew's first year at Hogwarts. Come here to read about friendship, pranks, dragons, and the occasional male banshee. Warning: A few OCs but it's canon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Marauders
And I'm Not A Drunk by Downside-Left reviews
A conversation between Gwaine and Merlin pre-Season 4. Humor. Mild Arthur-bashing, but all in good fun, because it's Gwaine.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
OHMYGODIMONFIRE by Autumne255 reviews
You know those annoying fanfics where they put some song lyrics right into the middle of a perfectly good fic, ruining the reading experience? Yeah? Well, this is one of them. Mockfic. Read and Review!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Merlin, Uther
The Vampire Files 1: Vampires on Vacation by roxypony reviews
What happens when Darren hooks Vampire Mountain up with a computer and a solid internet connection? The first ever Vampire Vacation, that's what. Aww, my first ficcy is over 4 years old.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,846 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Rules by Indigo-Night-Wisp reviews
Based on Pika-la-Cynique's fancomic "Girls Next Door." When Sarah once again makes a wish she shouldn't have, she realizes just how "fair" the rules of the Labyrinth really are.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
The Vase of the Oracle by J.H. Rennert reviews
When Chiron notices that the sacred Vase of the Oracle, A.K.A. The Container Where Rachel Keeps All Her Prophecies goes missing, the first thing he does is find out where it is. Or rather, where the pieces of it are. So he sends the gang on a quest.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Trouble With Tribbles by TheGirlWhoRemembers reviews
In this universe, Cyrano Jones somehow ended up on Delta Vega, and somehow sold a tribble to a marooned Scotsman. When that tribble is returned to Scotty, aboard the Enterprise, chaos ensues.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Complete
Squirt Guns by BeTrueToThyself reviews
Ever think about using squirt guns for holy water? Dean did. One-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Sine Qua Non by Sequitur reviews
Season Three-Four gap. The Director has her reservations about the team leader position, McGee and Ziva have a cunning and psychotic plan, and Tony has a mental breakdown. Sort of, anyway.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Male Model by jedichild reviews
Drabble 30: a plotless battle b/w Merlin and Morgana
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 4,992 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Gwaine, Arthur - Complete
Testament of Weapons by Shamera reviews
Four years and Merlin still had a hard time keeping a sword during a fight. Arthur feels he needs some extra training to keep him out of harms way. The knights are more than willing to help.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The End of Life As We Know It by IcyBlackHandofDeath
*Written for Werewolf'sOne Prompt Challenge* This is the story of how a drunk Kirk makes the bad decision to accept a certain five-year mission to explore new worlds, and how he drags Bones into it, too.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Old Dogs and New Tricks by Slowcoach Campbell reviews
An unknown illness is sweeping through Haven, leaving the LEP very short handed. Holly, as the highest ranking officer left unaffected, is forced to recruit some very old officers and some very fresh recruits to help her uncover a conspiracy that could threaten the lives of every human and fairy on Earth. Adventure/Humour/Romance
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,457 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Parody of the Deathly Hallows by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione set out on an epic search to find all of the horcruxes, camp, and pursue random side things. A complete combined parody of the book and movies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Just One, Big, Happy Kingdom by Kitty O reviews
Merlin's in for a world of facepalm when an old batty version of himself decides to teach him a lesson by sending him to an alternate universe. One where he has to deal with his friends' evil, silly, or downright wrong alter egos. And if Merlin's here, where's bad!Merlin...? No slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,123 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Wicket Witch by Pentakill Lux reviews
A crack fic. Witches and bad humor should not be mixed.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Dean W., Sam W.
EEEP by Madtrek reviews
The Enterprise really is just a ship of college students and young adults. Halloween is therefore inevitable… As are the costumes. S/U barely mentioned
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
How to Make a Cup of Tea, by Dr J Watson by Phorcys reviews
To first make a cup of tea, you must have a tea pot unfortunately the last time John saw the tea pot it was filled with hazardous waste. Comic gen
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
No Apologies Necessary, Just Strongly Encouraged by Emachinescat reviews
Tag to 'Aithusa'. On the ride back to Camelot, the king and his knights attempt to apologize to a distracted Merlin for treating him poorly on the way. Merlin's shocked yet touched, Gwaine's drunk, Elyan's ashamed, and Arthur's just plain awkward. 4x04
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
A Delicate Matter by Astiza reviews
Merlin is arrested for threatening the king's ward, the prince's life, and for practising dark magic and enchantments. Morgana lurks behind the accusations. Arthur, Gwen, and Gaius are determined to help Merlin, albiet in an unconventional way. (Newly updated from lj with all editing changes!)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,830 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
rise like a god by wild wolf free17 reviews
"Robots using magic," Coyote says, head tilted. "Now, that's just not fair." -Gabriel&Loki, connected drabbles
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 105 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Gabriel, Loki
Spoilers, Sweetie by rupzydaisy reviews
Not-so-little series of one shots with the Doctor and River Song. From all over time and space. Doctors. And pretty much all of the genres to some extent. Stories of Stetsons, how the Doctor saved River, adventures together, and a fair bit of running...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 107,809 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
An Ingenious Plan by secooper87 reviews
Ten. Chained to Three. Naked. With Cake. And the Master. Gallifrey is gone, and so are the spare parts shops that the Doctor needs to fix up his Tardis. Luckily, he's found a way to deal with that!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - 10th Doctor, 3rd Doctor - Complete
Really Far Ahead by JenniferJF reviews
Warning: Crack!Fic. Though my beta mentioned it is a bit close to the truth for that... Also, spoilers through The Wedding of River Song. Because the question must still be asked... 11/River and Amy/Rory through inference.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Doctor's Facebook Page by Temporal Austenite reviews
Set between A Christmas Carol and The Impossible Astronaut, from Rory's POV. Thanks to the 2000 readers I got last month! Amy/Rory, slight Doctor/River. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Birthdays by Arlath's Star reviews
What were the chances that anyone at Torchwood would ever get a normal birthday? About as slim as London getting a normal Christmas.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,088 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
University Visit by Temporal Austenite reviews
River doesn't mind the Doctor's surprise visits, but she's going to shoot the Daleks if they mess up her exam schedule...My thanks to the 1000 visitors to my stories last month! Please read and review! Rather AU as of Let's Kill Hitler...Thanks Moffat!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,973 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
It's All Relative by Kitty O reviews
"Mother!" "Gwaine," whispered Merlin, sidling up to him. "That's not your mother." Because BBC Merlin doesn't always go so well with the legend. Crack ficlet, T for VERY slight suggestive remarks.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Gwaine, Mordred - Complete
R is for Revenge by JoeMerl reviews
With Charlie's help, six-year-old Ron gets some payback after one of Fred and George's pranks. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Ron W., Molly W., Charlie W., Fred W. - Complete
Of Wise Words and Innuendos by xxDodo reviews
What happens when Merlin tries to use some of the dragon's "wise" words as his own? To Arthur, of all people, and finally realizes that everything Kilgarrah says really does have two meanings... NOT true slash, just parody of it.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Throw Out the Script by Eidolon02 reviews
Destiny says they go one way. They say they go another. Merlin/Morgana, 2x03 Divergence AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 157,082 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
Head Boy by xMagicalMystery reviews
"Maybe he was possessed by jinns." "Maybe he IS a jinn." "Maybe he's been threatened by Russian Mafia men. Your dad has connections with them, doesn't he James?" The Marauders try to figure out why Dumbledore made James Head Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - James P., Marauders - Complete
Wonderful Thing about Tiggers by LadyRavena reviews
A missing scenette from The Year that Never was. Somethings we'd rather forget. Light.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Dammit Jim! by Titania Took reviews
Five times Dr McCoy was a doctor, dammit, not something else, and the one time he was a doctor, dammit, not a- oh wait, he was a doctor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Unbreakable by Paris in October reviews
"What do you do when someone doesn't want to let you in?" Lisbon gave Jane a surprised look. "What do you mean?" "Oh, you know, when you yell 'CBI, open the door' and there's no answer." Just a silly little one-shot. R&R, please!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Star Trekkin' by Doctor Spock reviews
Across the universe, on the starship Enterprise, under Captain ... McCoy? Pure crack.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - L. McCoy - Complete
The Hangover by Titania Took reviews
5 Times Dr McCoy Had To Dish Out An Anti-Hangover Hypo When He Didn't Expect To, And The 1 Time He Thought He Would Have To, But Didn't.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/14/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
New and Ancient Amateurs by westwindhowl reviews
One the Consulting Detective, the other the Oncoming Storm. And when a stubborn big blue box who knows what's needed brings these two together to solve a crime neither can alone…Well, things on Bakers St just got a bit complicated.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,271 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
Of Smuggling Jobs And Nifty Flying by inkvoices reviews
Mal has a good old fashioned smuggling job lined up, which shouldn't be anything to do with Wash, because he's fired.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2011
Differences in Character by RunawayTelephones reviews
Set up like examples in a manual or textbook of how the Doctor, River, Amy, and Rory respond differently to situations. Includes problem solving, flirting, Jack, time confusion, weddings, enemies, attire, children, alcohol, and jail.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,634 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Stick Up Your Thumb, And Say 'Jam' by LoverBoyWonder reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, with that special Sherlock touch and on only 30 Altairian dollars a day! Full of fandom refs and improbably meta hijinks, what'll John do when he learns that his pal Benedict is really the alien Sherlock? Hold tight!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
I'm Just a Love Machine by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Impala finally gets the chance to love Dean back. The problem is, Castiel seems to be in its way.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,200 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
So Your Pilot Is a Vampire by ViaLethe reviews
Mal's always thought Wash was pale enough to be allergic to sunlight, but this is ridiculous.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Mal, River, Wash - Complete
The Seaweed is Always Greener by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Little Mermaid was obviously evil since being a Winchester means all childhood is ruined forever.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Round and Round Up and Down by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sam gets the carousel. Dean gets the roller coaster. This is the story of their lives in a microcosm.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Happy Accidents by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Though he didn't intend to do so, Aziraphale manages to save the world. Again.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Aziraphale, Dean W.
The Marvelous Adventures of a Marysue: IC by Witchy Pixie reviews
The beginning of a saga of sue parodies; the Inheritance characters find an MxOC suefic and are soon faced with horrors they never thought possible. Co-written with Evanescence2189
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,846 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete
A Plan Of Radical Action by Akiko Keeper of Sheep reviews
Why are they always out of milk? John is determined to do something about it, even if it means resorting to extreme measures. T for swearing, sledgehammers, and general mayhem.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
101 Ways by RisingFire reviews
A collection of 101 ways stories, beginning with 101 detentions at Hogwarts, a.k.a. The Checklist for Beginner Rulebreakers. Chapter Four is up! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010
the happy announcement by birdbox reviews
"There is no way I'm the bride of this relationship." Light/preslash if you squint.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five More Minutes by thecolouryes reviews
A series of drabbles, branching out from the Doctor meeting fanfiction. 2 NEW: "Unnecessary Sneakiness" "Spoilers" with spoilers for "Let's Kill Hitler" on the last
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Intra Muros by Lydia Night reviews
A Discworld Fic about a kidnapping, starring Samuel Vimes's daughter, a rather strange cat, a teenage vampire and the Patrician's niece. Still in progress, plenty more to come. My first fanfic, so I hope it's okay!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,024 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 3/25/2009
Mycroft's War by Herr Fritz reviews
"Do try not to start any wars before I get home, Mycroft. You know what they do to traffic." It had been such an easy request...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Contradictions by Shinichi06 reviews
Three times John spotted a contradiction in Sherlock's statements, and three times Sherlock decides John was a lot more perspicacious than most people gave him credit for.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Merlin Mixes with Anything by Kitty O reviews
In which Merlin can and will mix with many other fandoms in funny or downright odd escapades! Third, Luke, Leia, Han, Gwen, Arthur, and Merlin actually have a lot in common... Like daddy issues. No slash, crack
Crossover - Star Wars & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,565 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Luke S., Merlin - Complete
John and Sherlock request the pleasure by Melaszka reviews
John decides his flatmate needs socialising. A tongue-in-cheek, cheesy, pun-based story.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Discrepancies by Bella The Strange reviews
Spend enough time around aliens and you become like them... some of us sooner than others. AU after End of Time part one... and HUGE spoilers, will make no sense if you don't watch BOTH episodes first.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - The Master, John H. - Complete
Angry Angels by Moczo reviews
Michael and Lucifer meet to discuss the failed Apocalypse. Sort of.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Satan - Complete
Just Desserts by Moczo reviews
"Have you heard the world is going to end on May 21st?" Uriel asked happily despite the fact that such a topic was not polite dinner discussion.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Aziraphale - Complete
The Only Water in the Forest by Gilari reviews
A good man comes to collect an old debt. River is ready.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/11/2011 - 11th Doctor, R. Tam
Misdiagnosis by emma de los nardos reviews
I'm just having some fun with the DSM - couldn't resist it when Sherlock called himself a sociopath. Now, why would such a brilliant man get his own diagnosis wrong? John Watson wanted to find out, and so did I.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Post It Problem by liquidbanana reviews
John's got a problem with the refrigerator, again.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Time Bomb by betawho reviews
The Doctor has found an unusual pocket watch, it scares River...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Urgent Appointment by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
"The Doctor said the TARDIS was telling him he had an urgent appointment," Adric said. "He claimed she was completely frantic about it, then came running out here."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - 5th Doctor, Tegan J. - Complete
Damage Control by BookkeeperThe reviews
Psychic aliens are in Cardiff, the Doctor is in the Hub, and Jack is worried.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,696 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
The day to day life of the Enterprise CMO by antra reviews
You are not allowed to kill your patients even if they are common sense retardant
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2011 - L. McCoy - Complete
Part and Parcel by thisisforyou reviews
He has his spies everywhere. The next in my completely accidental series of different takes on Mycroft.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
Where do You Want to Start? by Isis cw reviews
A simple side trip for Season 1. The Ninth Doctor and Rose get a peaceful view of the universe with only each other for conversation...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/24/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Dean vs Cas The Prank Wars: Ep 4 Abracadabra by sweetondean reviews
Cas is moody, Dean is wary...where will these prank wars end? Cas and Dean embark on another attempt to out prank each other...but who takes the prize this time round?
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Amusing Reviews: Sherlock by queenoftheoutlands reviews
Queen is back with a new show to review... amusingly : Enter for brilliant deductions, wonderful subtext, creepy side characters and shameless gushing praise of just about everything. Hope you enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,716 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Complete
Rule FiftyOne by Writer With Sprite reviews
Rule Number Fifty One: Admit When You're Wrong. Astrick: Applies to everyone but Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Gerald J. - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
My Card by Mistress Scribbles reviews
Lestrade has already met one very strange man today - he's about to meet another.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
A Journal of Impossible Things by WordShark reviews
There once was a human, an army doctor, who lived with another very brilliant human in a flat in London. One day they had a falling out, and on that day, the doctor met a very brilliant alien who also called himself a doctor. They saved the world. A lot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,567 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, John W.
Battlecry by The Sad Privateer reviews
"You are either a genius, or the luckiest idiot on the planet," she remarks to him one day. "And I'm leaning towards the latter."
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bartimaeus, Queezle
Not Me by Princess Angel Rose reviews
Arthur's having one of those moments when he realizes a role Merlin has had in one of his adventures...or missteps.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Ambassador's jewels by LittlePippin76 reviews
This one is very loosely based on the Blue Carbuncle, and it's been pushed to the point of nearly being a farce. Still, I kind of like it and I hope you do too. Now complete! Pip.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,010 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Playful Looks by MuseDePandora reviews
Fun with fanfiction tropes and canon cliches. The TARDIS gets a cold. The Doctor digs himself a grave. Amy thinks they should make him beg. River refuses to behave. Rory gets uncomfortable. Spoilers for all of S6
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Flying Lessons by NotQuiteBerserk reviews
There is an art, or rather a knack to flying… Merlin tries to learn how to fly. Oneshot. Not slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
No They Do Not by LastScorpion reviews
The Sherlock Flashfic Challenge was The Case of the Foregone Conclusion. In Conan Doyle, Holmes is fond of saying, "Cannot you see, my dear Watson, that these facts admit of only one interpretation?" But in this case, no, they don't.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Ciarlocco Furioso by goldvermilion87 reviews
A cracky Sherlock/18th century opera crossover. Possibly the nerdiest thing I have ever written in my entire life.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
NCIS Fragments by Qoheleth reviews
The problem with writing for a show like "NCIS" is that you're continually thinking of these lovely bits of character interaction without having a plot to attach them to. Herewith, therefore, a collection of miscellaneous scenes in search of stories.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Hastur Baiting by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Apologies for the title. The Them encounter a slight problem when attempting to play Dungeons and Dragons.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Adam Young, Hastur - Complete
Dean vs Cas The Prank Wars: Ep 3 Double Trouble by sweetondean reviews
Cas is pretty cranky with Dean after the whole internet dating thing. How can he show Dean just how irritating he really is?
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
The Boredom of the Beautiful Mind by CountryGrl reviews
Sherlock's bored, Watson's at his wit's end, and Lestrade rather wishes he'd stayed at home. Just a bit of fun, because I was bored, too.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Sociopath and The Doctor by thecakeisalive reviews
My first fiction. Sherlock and Moriarty are interrupted by a mad man with an impossible blue box...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/27/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Wrong Week To Quit Smoking by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
Twenty years ago during the Apocal-oops-never-mind-we'll-come-back-later, a flaming Bentley flew over the heads of several officers from the Met, who were manning a rather ineffective roadblock at the time. One of those officers was a young Greg Lestrade.
Crossover - Good Omens & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2011 - A. Crowley, DI Lestrade - Complete
What an Angel by SalchanTheWitch reviews
E/O Challenge: Coffee. Ah, the things we do for our friends...
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
Molly Bloody Hooper by tepid sponge bath reviews
A zombie apocalypse in the Sherlock universe. Caused accidentally on purpose by one Molly Hooper. She's trying to make up for it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.
An Unexpected Novel by Rayndrop reviews
No dragon or consulting detective can resist the fascination of riddling talk and of wasting time trying to understand it. Even if it's a silly, pointless fantasy novel. And after all, Sherlock is BORED. Oneshot; Sherlock reads "The Hobbit." ;
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Oxymoronic Might by roysenal reviews
"The pen is mightier than the sword." / "But...mine's both..." / "We are not going to defeat the Ares team – much less the Titans – by writing them a strongly worded letter." / A simple English term and quote has got Percy a bit confused about Riptide.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Cactus by Titania Took reviews
For once, not very cracky. A series of oneshots involving everyone's favourite doctor and the things he has to deal with as CMO of the Enterprise. Think James T. Kirk, Enisgns who leave disaster in their wake, and Vulcans attempting to catch cactuses.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones
Dean vs Cas The Prank Wars: Ep 2 The Date by sweetondean reviews
Dean thinks it's time he paid Cas back for that embarrassing speedos moment. But is upping the ante with an Angel ever a good idea? The 2nd Episode in the Dean vs Cas Prank War series.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Dalek Answering Machine by Dalektopia reviews
'Ello, This is the Doctor. I'm running for one of my lives at the moment, for the fact that I've just pissed off the ressurected Dalek Emperor. I can't at the phone at the moment, so please leave a message after the tone. If chaos ensues, who cares!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
Dean vs Cas The Prank Wars: Ep 1 The Floaties by sweetondean reviews
Dean pranks Cas... Is it wise to prank an Angel? Dean's about to find out!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Mouth-to-Mouth Is Not Kissing by Justine Themis reviews
"I really think you're getting worked up over nothing, Arthur..." In which Merlin saves Arthur's life... again... and Arthur is really not very pleased about it. Not a reveal story. Oneshot?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Twisted Puzzle by SmithandJones reviews
A short one-shot, slightly cracky dialogue between John and Sherlock in Baker Street. John regrets recommending Sherlock a new case.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Question of Motive by Melaszka reviews
Another tongue-in-cheek, pun-based mystery.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Telly and Books by sherlockfic reviews
This is a response to the challenge on Dreamwidth's Sherlock Flashfic - The Case of the Oxford... I chose a Dictionary. John Watson is relaxing in front of the TV, listening to the rain outside, when Sherlock comes home - in typical Sherlock fashion!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Doctor's Vacation That Wasn't Meant To Be by IWillDefyYouAll
The Doctor tries to get a tan on Malcassairo, but obviously fails epicly due to the Vashta Nerada, people interrupting, Goombas, and other stuff. Warning: FOURTH-WALL-BREAKING IS GUARANTEED TO ENSUE.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
A Problem In Academia by Melaszka reviews
A tongue-in-cheek, pun-based whodunnit featuring modern Sherlock and John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Intervention by Mackenzie. P. Ghost reviews
With more half the crew terrified of the CMO and his acerbic tongue, Jim recruits Spock and stages an intervention.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Guidelines by Morrigan's Wings reviews
For the sanity of everyone involved, learn the rules.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Complete
The Vampoife Dood Who Lifed by Riddell Lee reviews
A Mary Sue has infiltrated the world of Harry Potter and decided to combine it with Twilight. Four unwilling and snarky readers of the story are drawn into the brave new world of magic, sparkles, and interactive narrators.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,813 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Harry P., Edward
Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind by Vivian Street reviews
Kirk gets abducted by little green men.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Ordinary Insanity by sunflowerb reviews
A Time Lord with questionable piloting skills, an irate and flirtatious archeologist, and a sleep-deprived kissogram. Just another night on the Tardis. oneshot. 11, River, Amy. set between 6.02 and 6.05
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Quality Service by officeroftheday reviews
Sherlock working in customer service. He's not very good at it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Laughter by sunshineofthespotlessmind reviews
How the High functioning sociopath made the Doctor laugh, and how important it became. Now extended with various character perspectives. Reviews and idea's appreciated, no slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Orbis Non Sufficit by lalunaticscribe reviews
A spin-off of the Battle Butler, involving several jokes about Bond, ninja turtles and the Roundworld equivalent of Vetinari. MajorCRACK! designed to be laughed at. The joke's on Moriarty now. The world is not enough for John Watson to change sides. LLS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2011 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Slipping Through the Cracks by firekid44 reviews
One-shot. Death is his constant companion, but it's not always a bad thing. Even athropomorphic personifications need a chat now and then.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, Death - Complete
Feeding the Multitude by the ersatz diplomat reviews
"You know, when I signed on as a Warden, I thought there would be more riding undead dinosaurs, less making burritos. I could do this at home." It's breakfast time at Camp Kaboom.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2011 - C. Ramirez, H. Dresden - Complete
A Computer Hacking in Bohemia by I-don't-have-it-with-me reviews
Whose writing was that on the envelope that Sherlock received during the bomber-puzzle case? He now believes that he's found her-a one Ms. Irene Adler... But what is her connection to Moriarty? Just remember Sherlock, every rose has its thorn. T Ch 8
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,655 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Sherlock H.
Rules of the TARDIS, Seasons Five and Six by The-Hufflepuff-Death-Eater reviews
Guidelines to a smooth and problem free* time traveling enviroment for use by the Doctor's companions, including but not limited to: River Song, Amy and Rory Williams. Non aplicable in alternate universes. *Nothing with the Doctor is ever problem free.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
THE GREAT GAME in 30 minutes! by Milwaukee Meg reviews
Third and last parody of Sherlock episodes. Crack. And Crack. And more crack.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,960 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Complete
How I Met My Angel by blockodile reviews
Short ficlets inspired by scenes from 'How I Met Your Mother' and involving, instead, the cast of 'Good Omens.'
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Where No Man has Wanted to Go Before by Madtrek reviews
What happens when the entire 430-some crew members of the Enterprise get trapped in the enormous and winding network of Jefferies Tubes? Purely Humor. 8 or so chapters in future. Smidge of Spock/Uhura.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
Fanfiction by Saffronica612 reviews
Some days, John and Sherlock's life seems to come straight from the pages of a badly written fanfiction. Neither are particularly amused.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times Red John got Conveniently Killed Off by hardly loquacious reviews
Ever just wish that Red John would just somehow just die? For convenience's sake? Okay, and maybe for the sake of the J/L ship? If so, look no further. Inspired by several conversations with several people who know who they are. Not ALL ridiculous.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
WHEN IN MIDDLE EARTH by Lady Idryl reviews
Things I shall not do when in Middle-Earth...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
Hammer by GGE reviews
It's hot, so Sherlock's gone to get ice. John needs to fix the door and can't find the hammer.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Pandemonium Didn't Reign, It Poured by ZoeWarren reviews
The crew gets locked in. Dialogue only. Stand-alone.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2011
We Can't Giggle It's a Crime Scene by Divine Sally Bowles reviews
An... "interesting" crime scene leaves John and Sherlock fighting to keep their composure and Lestrade rolling his eyes. SJL friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2011 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Have you heard by Captain Ryder reviews
Rumours abound in Camelot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Many Things but Never Dull by KatanaDoshi reviews
There were simply somethings that John just wasn't going to get used to. This was one of them. Mild Death Note crossover.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Amusing Reviews: Merlin, Series One by queenoftheoutlands reviews
Episodes 1-13, all reviewed amusingly by moi. Randomness! Slash Dragons! Sword Fighting! Arthur posing dramatically! Colin Morgan's insanely cute blue eyes! Shameless referencing of other fandoms! It's all inside!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,208 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Merlin - Complete
Fun and Games with Sherlock by goldvermilion87 reviews
A collection of three 221Bs written for the "Spring into Sherlock" fic fest on the lj comm, sherlockmas. The first 221B is the sequel to my story "Without a Cluedo" but can be understood apart from it.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Vengence is Sweet by RAHbooks reviews
Holly is fed up with Foaly's paranoia and decides to do something about it. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Holly S., Foaly - Complete
Scheherazade's Day Job by Sequitur reviews
Between Seasons Three and Four. "I think that any plan that turns on the fulcrum of Tony not annoying someone is probably a pretty flawed plan."
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Whovian Pantheon V2 by EpsilonTheta
I decided that the Whovian Pantheon needed updating but wanted to keep the old story to show myself how badly I'd set it out and also to keep the reviews. This is the Whovian Pantheon Version 2. Still co-written with Xi-Theta
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete
The Red Headed League by AssassinOfRome reviews
The Doctor, Amy and Rory decide to visit the Sherlock Holmes museum. But when they find a flat instead of an attraction,what's a time-traveller to do? No Slash! Sherlock's son included. Rated T for safety. Cookies for spotting references. Read and Review!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
Motorhead by Lampito reviews
Sam decides that Hell is freezing over: Dean is happily chatting with a witch. Mind you, she's another motorhead who can't stop saying nice things about his car. He's impressed with her ride, too - it's certainly not a broomstick... a one-shot
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Few Bits of Old Plank by wordybirdy reviews
John brings home a guitar. Sherlock is not impressed. It's got poncey sound holes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Study In PINK! in 30 minutes by Milwaukee Meg reviews
Parody of the first episode. In style of Star Trek 'fivers'... Mostly crack.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Decisions that shape legends by NotQuiteBerserk reviews
When Merlin makes a decision that will shape the tales and myths about him for centuries to come.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Family Seal by SilverHeart09 reviews
This is why it's important to ensure that your grammar is correct before you ask your son to arrest his servant for stealing your wife's seal.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Retainer by lalunaticscribe reviews
Sequel to Battle Butler. What happens when Watson gets fed up with Moriarty's assassins and finally takes things into his own hands. It's always the unassuming ones that are the most dangerous. EPIC! and MINORCRACK! induced.Moran is one of them. LOL.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Another Note by Moss E reviews
"6. If memory serves, these minor incidents included the case of the Afrit, the Envelope, and the Ambassador's Wife; the affair of the Curiously Heavy Trunk; and the messy episode of the Anarchist and the Oyster. Mandrake nearly lost his life in all..."
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,101 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel
Anvil Swallowing by Kitty O reviews
Dedicated to fernazab. Arthur swallows the most ridiculous excuses sometimes, excuses the size of anvils... Really? An eye infection? Really? Oneshot. No slash as always.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Black Sheep by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Howondalandian Assassin Johanna Smith-Rhodes is happy in her job, her profession and her life. What could possibly upset her day? But every family had its black sheep...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,824 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Complete
Three Mornings by ImpishTubist reviews
Killer Christmas trees. Possessed mannequins. Spaceships falling from the sky. Over the course of three mornings in 2007, John Watson begins to suspect that perhaps spending Christmas in London isn't the best of ideas.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2011 - 10th Doctor, John W. - Complete
Crawling Experiments by AnnieVH reviews
Do not google CAMEL SPIDERS!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Same Old Story by Kitty O reviews
Ho-hum. Normal day in Camelot; Merlin's been accused of sorcery. Again. Uther reflects on every other time Merlin has been arrested and resists the urge to pull his hair out. Ficlet. Do you think the king's an idiot?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
The Music Meme Game by A.A. Pessimal reviews
My take on Miss Yetigoosecreature's challenge. This is Side One: chosen pieces of music which have inspired Discworld shorts, plus one crossover.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2011
The texting life of sherlock holmes and co by millypink reviews
This is the texting life of sherlock holmes and friends, welcome to the quirky world of texting in london!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sherlock H.
Curb Your Enthusiasm: A Reluctant Love Story by ffefryn reviews
Piper's diary, in which triumphs are few, mishaps are many, and people keep trying to kill her boss. Not that she cares or anything. Pre-Ptolemy's Gate
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - R. Piper, Nathaniel
Comments on a blog entry by goldvermilion87 reviews
Limerick wars. Grew out of a limerick challenge on livejournal. Arguably a bit cracky, but I could see it happening. :-D Contains poetry, but is not solely poetry. This just happened to be 221 words long when I wrote it, so I made it a 221B.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
My Kingdom for a Scone by Divine Sally Bowles reviews
Sherlock decides that this is the year he will deduce Mycroft's scone recipe. John is profoundly disturbed. T for the teeniest bit of language, because I'm paranoid.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Kid's Symmetrical Adventures by Dullahan Rider reviews
Kid OCD might have finally hit its tipping point as he encounters all sorts of things and people of both symmetrical and unsymmetrical proportions. Just who will Kid meet?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Death The Kid
G Lestrade by Captain Vox reviews
Donovan, Anderson, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes and some Yarders attempt to guess at the name "G" stands for. Surprising result from surprising source. CRACK FIC! Mild language. No spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2011 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Random Randomness by ElizabethSnow17 reviews
Previously Simple Mistakes. A series of one-shots about failed experiments, incidents, and anything exploding. No pairings. Just humor and adventure. Enjoy!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,143 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010
Why Do You Hate Me? by Emachinescat reviews
Merlin is at a loss to explain why nearly everyone who writes fan-fiction about him wants to see him suffer and decides he's going to write a letter in protest to his outrageous treatment. "Dear Fan-Fiction Writers/Readers..."
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Merlin - Complete
To Write a Fan Fiction by Emachinescat reviews
In which Arthur decides to write the greatest fan-fiction ever, Merlin is scarred for life, and Emachinescat continues to satire everything that just so happens to wander into her line of sight.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Intercepted Communications by Taylor Hayes reviews
Kirk to Bones, and Bones to Kirk communications, and how the rest of the crew of the Enterprise reacts, written by myself and Kate Wicker. May continue later. We'll see.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Hexing can be Vexing by WitchyWeasel reviews
An arrest goes less than well, leaving Arthur the victim of a sorcerer's spell. His tongue-twisted fate has him feeling irate. Can he find help before it's too late? - An ageing trickster forces Arthur to speak in rhyme to his great displeasure.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,612 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
A Mystery by Barn and Co reviews
Completed for a prompt where Irene Adler outsmarts Sherlock and leaves a photo behind for a momento.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bubbles by Determamfidd reviews
Martha Jones and the no-good, very bad day. With big dresses, mud, banter, a manual called 'So You Lack Bridezilla Genes', wellington boots, Cheeky Walking Fishy People, and space snot. Spoilers: S4
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Martha J., 10th Doctor - Complete
Those Pesky Little Red Bugs by castiello reviews
Never let Jane play with fire. Ever. Set post-Bloodhounds. Written for Jello Forever's February 2011 Challenge.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Slouching Politician by SpaceAnJL reviews
Written as a birthday present for immortalbeloved, this is a rewrite of an original Conan Doyle story – tweaked a little, for the modern age, but not very much.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Angels Sing of Reichenbach by vertigoSWAY reviews
Much to their disbelief, Amy and Rory discover the reality of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson when the Doctor takes them on a trip to England. When murders surface, Sherlock suspects the Doctor, who seems to know him better than Sherlock himself.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
Christmas Tree by Lucillia reviews
I know it's a bit late, but... Thanks to Castiel, a small town Christmas Tree gets an extra special ornament.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
We know the game by goldvermilion87 reviews
We know from comments on his blog that John Watson enjoyed youtube memes... Disclaimer: Not making any money at all...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fun at Five by misslike reviews
Sherlock and John are watching TV when there's an unexpected problem - one of the presenters dies on air! Is it an accident or something more suspicious...? My first fic, please be gentle!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,072 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
In which Arthur Dent finally manages to acquire by guiltysecret79 reviews
In which Arthur Dent finally manages to acquire a proper cup of tea. Doctor Who and Hitchhiker's Guide crossover. In the sub-levels of the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Arthur discovers a logically impossible blue box.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
That Was Far Too Convenient by jactehsniper reviews
When things seem a little too convenient for Arthur's liking he tries to get to the bottom of it... if only Merlin wasn't so infuriating! A small example of how Arthur has managed to stay so blind for so long.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Food Shopping with Sherlock by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
Written for prompt on Sherlockbbc fic: John tires of going grocery shopping by himself just to have Sherlock point out everything he didn't get per Sherlock's specifications. So next time John goes food shopping he drags Sherlock. Worst Idea Ever!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Snapshot by Aosys reviews
Sometimes it's not just about the actual story, but all the details on the side. You know, the little things. A series of oneshots involving random inspiration.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2011
Idiosyncracies and Experiments by Forever Unsolved reviews
Drabbles about life at 221B Baker Street, from John's point of view... non slash! Enjoy! I don't own Sherlock, much to my dismay, although probably to the relief of everyone else...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Care I for My Limbs by volley reviews
Written for "What the Hell Happened to the Captain?" month. Can Archer survive the effects of the latest away mission gone awry?...
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,894 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - J. Archer, M. Reed - Complete
The Sue Slayers: The Twelve Fics Of Christmas by Epitome of Randomness reviews
The Christmas Parody fic that should be finished by Independence Day. What happens when the top 12 Christmas clichés invade Artemis Fowl and his manor? Violence, maid costumes, McDonalds and snowball fights with Holly. What were you expecting?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,931 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Temptation of Dean by Tankspridd reviews
Set in season 4 Sam wants Dean to eat healthier and would have failed, if not for some divine intervention in the form of a certain Angel of the Lord. Summary isn't that great... VERY SILLY
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Not Deduction by northerlywind reviews
John gives Sherlock a quick lesson on psychology. Sherlock, naturally, isn't pleased.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Turtle Moves by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Stibbons is tasked with closing down old research projects at the University. What dark secret is covered by "Projecct Chelonian?" Why is the Master of the Music sensing he's dollars in? Read on...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Ponder Stibbons, Mustrum Ridcully - Complete
The Observation Deck Incident by goldvermilion87 reviews
It seemed like a good idea at the time. Gift fic for ripheathy in the Happy Trekmas livejournal fic exchange. I definitely don't own these characters. I don't think Paramount should either, but who am I to argue with the lawyers? :-P
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Sherlock Carol by Arlothia reviews
Sherlock had never read nor seen 'A Christmas Carol' and John uses it to his advantage. Obligatory Christmas fic! R&R please...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sherlock H. - Complete
While Shepherds Washed Their Socks by Night by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Aziraphale and Crowley celebrate Christmas. Archangel-on-the-lam Gabriel tags along. Because, you know, I had to write Xmas fic. Complete.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
I, that spent life upon Thy cause by Jedi Buttercup reviews
For all of his faith, for all of the strong will Michael had spent so many years honing, he was only human.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Michael C. - Complete
Dean Winchester: Ghost Whisperer by sweetondean reviews
Dean finds himself in the awkward postion of being the go to guy for the dead.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Saracen Assassin by Catslynw reviews
Missing scene from The Blind Banker. John is a tad upset that no one mentioned the Saracen incursion at 221b Baker St. to him. Sherlock is upset that Lestrade can't come out to play. Set after they leave Van Coon's flat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Bagatelle In Beige by Melaszka reviews
It's a parody of A Study In Pink. It is meant to be an affectionate parody and no disrespect whatsoever is intended to either the actors or writers of Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Odd Thoughts, Bizzare Ideas by Razzika reviews
Beware Castiel, a bored Dean is something to watch out for.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
drunk at a crime scene! by x-Pick'n'Mix-x reviews
Sherlock turns up drunk at a crime scene and still manages to solve the murder! whilst flirting slightly with Donovan :D please R&R
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Rise by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Most things didn't truly bother Crowley. Demons trying to dismember his angel wasn't one of those things. Complete.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/7/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The Adventure of the Three Garridebs by LittlePippin76 reviews
I tried to think of a better title, but couldn't. After all, if it was good enough for ACD, it's good enough for me. A man looking for two namesakes with whom to share a fortune comes knocking on Sherlock's door... T in case of swears. Pip.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,258 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Fine Art of Clandestinely Meeting Your Contact by Gogol reviews
A missing scene from the book. A certain agent of Goodness and Light and a certain representative of Purest Evil argue over tea buns.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete
Texts From Last Night by p.r. fox reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Dead Flitterbird Sketch by bookdragon01 reviews
Written based on a request for a ST version of the Dead Parrot Sketch. Chekhov is depressed to find that his recently purchased flitterbird is dead. His friends decide to help him get a refund...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/23/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
House Plants by Enabeans reviews
Written for the prompt: Hypothetically Speaking. COMPLETE.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
There Must be Something in the Water by p.r. fox reviews
Insanity must be contagious, because John finds himself talking to that damn skull more often than he would like to admit.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Partners In Crime by Forever Unsolved reviews
It was a standard case... until Sherlock was wrong about who had done it. He and John break into crime scenes, insult Anderson and set fire to morgues, but will Sherlock be able to prove himself right? I don't own Sherlock sadly ...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Complete
A Very Disney POTO by Masked Rose reviews
A silly, sometimes sweet, romp through Leroux's POTO at the expense of Disney material. NEW CHAPTER: CHAPTER 5: The Masked Ball!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/10/2002
Ressstitution by Moczo reviews
Written for the 2009 GO Exchange. In ancient times a demon wants Aziraphale dead, and Crowley saves his life only to regret it. Aziraphale isn't nearly as nice as he ought to be sometimes.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
God Save The Queen by Alice Day reviews
Sherlock has a new case. John is petrified. The Queen is amused.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Сфмpℓєx Cфnunđяuм by Rachelle Lo reviews
Title: A Complex Conundrum. There are three things Artemis Fowl hates more than anything else in the world: prison, lollipops, and psychologists. And he's got two of the three at the moment.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010
Of Trucks and Speeches by Kavery12 reviews
Edward Elric can't wriggle out of giving a hated speech. And what DOES one say to a class full of brats, anyway?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
This Is What He Does For Fun by nyssa123 reviews
Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Baby, Baby, Baby by kaitouahiru reviews
"Dean, you cannot give birth to a car. It is impossible,"
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Itt's a Thing by sandymg reviews
Sam and Dean encounter the oddest haunting of their young lives.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Sherlock vs LOLcat by turtur6 reviews
"Not that Watson isn't impressed; he's just not quite as stupid as Sherlock seemed to think he is."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lady of the Pond by ErisEvenstar reviews
"The Arthurian legends rest upon your ability to pretend to be the Lady of the Lake, Amy." The Eleventh Doctor and Amy go on a more domestic adventure this time...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Sensory Assault by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
James T. Kirk discovers some things about his roommate, Leonard McCoy, that he simply cannot stand! He tries to handle the situation, but then realizes that he wouldn't want his friend to be any other way. Mainly, a humor fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Of Books, Coffee, and Tardis by Madi Holmes reviews
You know someone has a sense of humor when Super crackfic extraordinaire situations turn out to be canon. Just why was Lavinia Smith's book hanging around in Sherlock's stacks?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - 11th Doctor, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Magical Mishaps by Jasper'sBaltimoreBabe reviews
Possessed pumpkins, a howling knight, an evil witch, and dancing skeletons. Yep, it's just another All Hallows' Eve in Camelot, all thanks to Merlin. "I enchanted one pumpkin! The other things weren't my fault!" Please review!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Three Ways Sherlock Conformed to His Stereotype by Jennistar1 reviews
"It's a hat." / Urge to roll eyes, quashed. "Yes. I can see that." / "It's called a deerstalker."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ruby and the Sapphires by v2point0 reviews
XI. The Enterprise gets a surprise visit from some very surprising aliens. McCoy is left to handle them, much to his dismay.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Skulduggery Pleasant What it's taught us by IWatchTVStaticAndThinkIt'sFun reviews
88 things the first Skulduggery Pleasant book has taught us. Idea related to 88 things Twilight has taught us. No offence intended. No claim on the idea, just the contents. Disclaimer, I don't own the SP series no matter how much I wish I do, R&R!XD
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010
Calculate by Susie.Donym reviews
A little drabble on a touchy subject with one of my friends. I wrote this in about twenty minutes and thought it was just something that would happen. :
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Red Roadster by LAHull reviews
One of Jane's brilliant plans goes terribly wrong causing serious consequences to one of the team members. Drama/angst/humor all in one with no shipping. A winner on the CBS official website's 2009 Write Off. Writers love Feedback!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,330 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Patrick J.
Decision: Century of the Anchovy by Bluer Sky reviews
When a mysterious campaign circulates to elect Vimes to the Patricianship, an old city law forces his hand. It soon promises to be the election of the century...originally written two ! years ago for Election '08.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
To Be Or Not To Be by Reuben deFlash reviews
A pocket watch, copycat burgalries, a calling card, a series of morbid murders centred around the works of William Shakespeare, the ever present threat of Moriarty, and not to mention Mycroft is up to something. The City's never dull. R&R please.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,554 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Accidents by Ashlyn-i reviews
When Sherlock recieves text messages from an unknown source asking for his help, he naturally has to go and investigate. He will soon discover that someone is desperate to commit murder, even when he's around. Set before "The Blind Banker". Please R&R.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Sherlock H.
Stolen: Shibusen's Weapons Find New Meisters? by TV Manic 2 reviews
A mysterious organisation plots against Shibusen, stealing the student weapons to strengthen their own armoury. The meisters fight back, but can they win without their partners?
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,684 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
A most enjoyable Christmas by Strabec reviews
Two very different Christmases. Sherlock needs rescuing from one and John from another.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Tribble Storm Cometh by Caliente reviews
drabbly ficlet –– Leonard McCoy doesn't suffer fools—or Tribbles—gladly, especially when the Klingons are lurking nearby. –– an AOS spin on the TOS episode 'The Trouble With Tribbles'
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/9/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Cricket by losttimelady reviews
The 11th Doctor has a game of cricket with his former selves, all 10 of them... Just a bit of fun, quite sort, one shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/9/2010 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Objects, or why Mycroft needs his Umbrella by BraithGwirod reviews
John Watson, well. John Watson has his jumpers.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Flying Blue Boxes by Tuppence reviews
E/O drabble challenge. Word of the week: Fly. No spoilers or warnings. Sam and Dean see a flying blue box in the sky... Hope this shows up on the Supernatural page...please tell me if it isn't.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Bored Games by Cashwin reviews
Deprived of his phone, TV and the Internet, Sherlock is bored. In order to stop his flatmate from destroying the house in frustration, John suggests they play a game of Snakes and Ladders.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bored Games by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is bored and John decides that they should play Cluedo. In retrospect, it was a truly awful decision.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bridal Shower by Thrythlind reviews
It started with, guess what, a woman. Well, two women actually. One in my office hiring me to find a lost knife and one in the morgue bled dry.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,421 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
A collection of seemingly unrelated things by Volitan reviews
An Axe Murderer, Five Stitches, a Banana and a New Pair of Shoes... They're a seemingly random collection of things, unless Sherlock and John are involved, and then the items as a collective make complete sense. Oneshot. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Give A Cheer For All The Broken by Scribbler95 reviews
John Watson, ex army soldier. Sherlock Holmes, detective and self proclaimed high-functioning sociopath. Demetria Blake, lonely girl with degrees in Forensics and criminology. Somehow they end up sharing a flat. God obviously has a sense of humour.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,571 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 151 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
The Dead Killer by Jambammer reviews
Dead bodies are being found, but the incriminating prints match those who died before them. Watson's just trying to blog about normal life.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Boredom by Leoanda Taylor reviews
Ever wondered what the fairy language at the bottom of the books said? Well, now you can know, because I was soo bored one day that I worked it out. This is what they said:
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/13/2007
Yes, It's Big, But There's Only One Bedroom by TruthxLiesxMagic reviews
Sherlock makes a confession, and John reflects that even when his whole world is turned upside-down, some things never change. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
TVF4: Vampires Gone Wild by roxypony reviews
ITS DONE! 100 reviews and counting, eek! the Gang takes an unexpected trip...ever read Lord Of The Flies? Yeah. Warning: contains EXTREME OOC-ness.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,651 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
The Morning After by Temporal Austenite reviews
Crowley woke up to Sunshine on his face, the gentle cooing of a bird through his window and the smell of..breakfast? This is what happened before the 11:30 meeting at the park. NO SLASH.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
He's Not That Bad by AdamAddictsAnonymous reviews
In which Kid, Patty and Liz wonder how Maka and Soul grew to like Black Star
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Complete
Count by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH. Post TAC. Contains SPOILERS for The Atlantis Complex. 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.' Holly stifled a groan and halted in the doorway, trying to decide if she should just turn on her heel and leave.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Chess with Sherlock by Emmylou reviews
Rory and Amy want to meet Sherlock Holmes. They can't understand why he seems to think they're talking about a fictional Victorian detective. He can't understand why they think Sherlock Holmes is real and living in 2010.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Complete
Cunning Artifice by Fanless reviews
In the Ankh-Morpork of a distant future, there lives a brilliant scientist and two men who are not all they seem. AU!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Sam Vimes, Carcer
Of Mice And Snakes by ArmedWithAPen reviews
When a late-night thunderstorm forces Captain Holly Short to call on her inner story-teller, she wishes she'd paid better attention in Human Fairy Tale class. Now, she has to make one up on her own. Artemis/Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Paranet by Yrdenal reviews
Harry Dresden is called to New York to help Elaine protect a small-time witch with what could be an infestation of goblins, or a visit from something much bigger and nastier. Oneshot, JarethxSarah, set before Changes.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,367 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2010
The Amusing Reviews: Star Trek 2009 by queenoftheoutlands reviews
Its here at last, Star Trek Amusingly Reviewed by moi. Lots of cracky random goodness, including Epic!Kirk, Adorable!Chekov and Spock channelling Elphaba. Come in and join the fun : Live long and laugh. Reviews tres welcome. Queen out.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,443 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Seven Deadly Days by Gogol reviews
In the week following the Apocalypse, Aziraphale sins. A lot. Although he never does use the phrase "core values".
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Paradise Thwarted by Moczo reviews
Sequel to Manchester Lost. Humanity has declared war, and now Heaven and Hell's best and brightest must band together to – oh dear. Now with 25% more Horseperson and 75% more Archangel!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,146 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
House Rules, behind the scenes by sQuIsHeDbRoCcOlLi reviews
A narrative form of what takes place that fateful morning when Reever-hanchou pens down those sometimes-ludicrous rules and the events that inspire them. Purely entertainment and not to be taken seriously, best read simultaneously with House Rules One
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Reever W. - Complete
Frustrations With Faeries by pan-pandeus reviews
"They're like tribbles." gen
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Brother's Promise by 229442486847 reviews
Weird phenomena occur in an once peaceful town in France. Allen and the others go there to investigate and meet a strange-acting akuma. Why is it so fond of Allen? Crossover with the pilot chapter of the D.G-M manga 'Zone'.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,371 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Allen Walker - Complete
Coyotes, Dodos and Bumblebees by stupidpenname reviews
Aziraphale and Crowley ponder an age old question. How the he- how in heav- how on earth do Angels and Demons have the ability to fly? Non-slash but hopefully good drunkard fun. One-Shot.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
A Bond Stronger than Blood by Ms Severus Kenobi reviews
1st installment in The Bond Series. Ever since Leonard had first declared that he was going to regurgitate on the younger man it was like an invitation to the kid to annoy the hell out of the old country doctor. Strictly Friendship!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,270 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Why and were by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Werewolves have had it their own way for too long. They have ceased, for instance, to be able to consider that where there's a will, there's a were-animal. Until the new diplomats arrive from Howondaland...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,782 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Angua, Lord Downey - Complete
A Picture of Sarah by TweetyBirdAlpha reviews
Jareth, the Goblin King, finally tracks Sarah down after two years on the run. Now, in order to rescue her family and friends, she must risk everything she is and might be in a battle of whits and creativity. It's back to the Labyrinth for one last show!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,176 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Scotty's List by Malteaser reviews
The Enterprise crew breaks all the rules. Even the ones they make themselves.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Murder Most 'Orrible by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Domestic Science at the Assassins' School, where whether you add almond essence is truly a life-or-death choice. Joan the teacher confiscates a copy of the "Tanty Bugle". And her past comes up to meet her...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,324 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
A Bubble for a Spirit Level by Volitan reviews
Four new members of the crew are sent on fools errands...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Commander's Dead! by Volitan reviews
Dr. Leonard McCoy was a damned good doctor - but even HE wasn’t good enough to save the Commander brought to his sickbay. A humorous little fic, honest.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Good With The Bad by inkvoices reviews
Wash would like to get married, but everytime he tries people start shooting and it's all Mal's fault.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
Glitter and Hurt Feelings Or, by atsuibelulah reviews
Four Times Sarah Williams Gave Me Harry Dresden, Wizard More Than I Bargained For and One Time I Returned the Favor.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sarah - Complete
The Effect of Ricin by Wicked42 reviews
Spinoff of episode 2.15: Red Herring. What if Jane had actually eaten a bite of Julia's poisoned lunch? Slight Jane x Lisbon. Lisbon's POV.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,199 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Box by pretend-to-care reviews
One-shot where Patrick stirs up trouble as usual, this time with such a simple prop as a cardboard box. I really tried to get the team in character, but they're the bane of my existence. Bear with me.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Patrick J. - Complete
15 Things 2: Lost Fluid Links by RandomCheeses reviews
The Doctor and Sam head to Cardiff to meet Captain Jack and end up dealing with an unstable rift. Because otherwise life would be boring.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,097 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Flashy Carrots by Matelia-legwll reviews
Fun, misunderstandings, and hilarious conversations. Teddy bears, applesauce, Bertie Botts, and purses thrown together with the Marauders, Lily and Snape. Prompt challenge. Dialogue-focused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Orcs At School by Virtuella reviews
Because little orcs need to learn, too. MEFA 2010 First Place.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
Where's My Cow? by shewhoguards reviews
Are we not all, in some way, searching for our cow? At least, Vimes is, and he's enlisted the Guard to help.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
The Gondola Escape by Miss R T reviews
Artemis Fowl has been grappling with himself ever since the end of the Time Paradox, and the only way to quench his thirst is to 'investigate' a certain valuble item in a Venice castle. However, Venitians are not the only ones waiting...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Biology 101: Meiosis by theinspired reviews
During The Doctor's Daughter, the Doctor gets a little carried away with a science lesson. This was a biology assignment. I had to write a story about meiosis using certain vocabulary. Of course, I had to tie it in to Doctor Who. Hope you like it!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
A Day at the Beach by influenceONchildren reviews
I didn't say I didn't like it. But you shouldn't wear a bikini here.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Back to the Beginning by hardly loquacious reviews
Lisbon and Jane have a little chat about his tendency to bend the rules. Short one-shot written for the January challenge at jello-forever prompt New Beginnings . Jane/Lisbon friendship.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Blue Shirts are BAMFs by Aislin30a reviews
The crew of the Enterprise engage in an inter-department competition of Capture the Flag. Team Gold thinks they're going to wipe the floor with Team Blue. Team Blue thinks Team Gold needs to be taught a lesson. And Team Red sits back and enjoys the show.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Adventures of Driving by Khoi reviews
Sam takes Cas on his very first, and most likely last, driving lesson.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Overload by Jedipati reviews
What happens the first time Castiel turns on the EMF detector?
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Inspiration by Indigo Tantarian reviews
What inspired Ponder to search for solutions beyond traditional magic, or Rincewind to open the Octavo? Probably nothing like this, but between the Trousers of Time and quantum, you can't be sure.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Ponder Stibbons, Rincewind - Complete
Alien Curses by Tessenchan reviews
Like French, Gallifreyan is extraordinarily pretty-- especially to curse with.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
CHRISTMAS NIGHT, CHRISTMAS FRIGHT by Vanessa Sgroi reviews
Written for a Christmas fic exchange. Dean and Sam face a new menace on Christmas night. Think Frosty and Rudolph are cute? Think again.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A Medical Comment by The-Archaic-One reviews
Jim hadn't really expected his day to end up like this....
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,528 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
A Very Comical Piece: Summarizing LOTR by dragonwriter512 reviews
My attempt at summarizing all four books of The Lord of The Rings. A friendly four-part parody that will either become famous or fail miserably. It'll keep you laughing the whole way through.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Seven Projects of B S Johnson by Virtuella reviews
The title says it all, really.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/19/2009 - "Bloody Stupid" Johnson - Complete
World As We Know It by dress without sleeves reviews
Leonard McCoy doesn't hate Jim ALL the time. Just, you know. Mostly. // You couldn’t subdue Jim Kirk if you put a muzzle on him. And anyway, McCoy’s looked it up, and they don’t make them for humans. Jim/Bones friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Just Fruity by Primsong reviews
Ten and Three and exploding fruitcake. Who could ask for more? The Brigadier faces an sugar-filled invasion of UNIT while being aided by two Doctors who have a childhood favor to return. Obviously not to be taken too seriously.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - 3rd Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Knock Knock, Who's There? by truly unruly reviews
Oneshot. “He will knock four times? What if somebody knocks three times, just to fool you? You’ll open the door, and they’ll be like “Ha-ha, got you! BANG.” The Master can’t resist teasing his captive a little. Crack!fic, first attempt at all-dialogue.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
An Ordinary Day by Aislin30a reviews
An ordinary day in Med-Bay: “Hey all you people!” The Chief Engineer sings while several of his subordinates half drag and half carry him into Med-Bay. “Hey all you people! Hey all you people won't you listen to me...”
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Published: 11/28/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Instant by EvilsApprentice reviews
Dr. McCoy: What kind of parallel universe did I just sign into!---- Everyone is IN CHARACTER, I swear. How do you spell Enterpise Instant Message system? D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2009
Sticking Point by Leven Kemal reviews
Set early pre-series. Serenity is stuck dirtside, with major engine trouble. No one's exactly tickled about that fact, some lots less than others. In fact, for some, it's downright crazy-making. --3rd of 6 in a Mal & Wash story arc.--
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Mal, Wash - Complete
You Can't See Me by nerwende90 reviews
Castiel has some questions, but Dean isn't really in the mood to answer them. Just a bunch of drabbles that I hope are funny. Despite what I said earlier, this is no longer a oneshot. NOW COMPLETE!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,176 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Underside by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
The marquis de Carabas takes a shine to a girl on the London Underground, which results in his picking a somewhat uncharacteristic course of action, and making a bargain in dark tunnels. One-shot.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Neverwhere - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,357 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
The Mountains In Reply by 1shot reviews
Castiel is standing six inches too far inside Dean's personal space, and the two of them are playing intenser-than-thou while Sam fidgets impatiently with the strap of his bag and thinks about how it's a hell of a lot drier inside the car. Post 5.07ish.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Darwin Awards by bookdragon01 reviews
One shot: The annual Darwin Awards are still running in 2259. Jim is a fan. Bones thinks Jim's a wannabe. Spock is just confused by what humans find funny. Kirk, McCoy and Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
A Strange Case Of Magical Inheritance by Virtuella reviews
Fifteen years onwards, Magrat is still the butt of the joke - or so it seems.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Magrat, Verence II - Complete
Inhibitions by CarsAndTelephones reviews
An away team discovers that they have been poisoned when they travel to the surface of an uncharted planet and it's up to McCoy to save the day.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,450 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Merlin Crossover Challenge by wolf with panther eyes reviews
23 short Merlin crossovers, written in about forty-five minutes off the top of my head. Can you guess what Merlin's being crossed over with?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Elementary Hacking by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was a day to be noted for Myles and Beckett had successfully hacked their first bank account. Yet Artemis would likely feel prouder if it weren't his account that they had gone after.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Worth the Effort by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Spookathon story. The mist roiled, then parted around something long, slender and whippy that quickly vanished back out of sight...
Crossover - Dresden Files & Castle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - H. Dresden, Kate B. - Complete
A Cautionary Tale About Tomatoes And Zombies by netgirly2k reviews
Armed with two swords, a slightly dented helmet and a wooden spoon, our heroes fight zombies.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
So You Think You Had A Bad Hair Day? by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Inspired by a piece of throwaway dialogue in the latest TP. A new constable joins the Watch from faraway Ephebe. Angua and Sally have particular reasons to take her for a drink in Biers. Yuri has an arresting glance, so to speak... cussing, Eng and Gr
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Meet Life by LemonBubble reviews
Death meets Life. Life is a bastard. Oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
Nature Studies by A.A. Pessimal reviews
The New Assassins' School teaches zoology and respect for the environment. No, it's not got all hippy and tree-huggy. It's not that sort of school and the Nature Trails devised by Miss Smith-Rhodes teach lessons. For the overconfident,Nature bites back.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,745 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
Astrophobes Anonymous by chaletian reviews
It's not that McCoy hates space. Well. It sort of is.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/15/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Your sarcasm is not helping! by RandomCheeses reviews
Prequel to '15 things you never want to hear again'. The Doctor tracks a mysterious signal to earth and runs into one very annoyed teenager.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,039 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - 10th Doctor
Artemis Fowl: The Dawn Breaker by Jack of the Blades reviews
Post The Time Paradox. Artemis and Holly have returned to their normal lives, but memories from their latest escapade still haunt them. While they still gather their thoughts, a new enemy surfaces, one with the power to topple all civilization.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,731 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Moving Pictures Part Two The Sequel by A.A. Pessimal reviews
They're back! And they're annoyed! One of my first attempts at Fanfic, republished from the L-Space Web
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,632 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009
Kirk's Law by Alone Dreaming reviews
In which Spock's a witch, McCoy's the Dread Pirate Roberts and Kirk almost manages to be Malcolm Reynolds. Or, why McCoy will never go down with Kirk, Kirk and Spock or Kirk, Spock and Sulu ever, ever again.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
In Excelsis by 1shot reviews
Dean is tired, and half-buzzed, and Sammy's gone and Lucifer is risen and he's going to get himself smited -- smote? -- by an angel in the world's scuzziest motel. Post 5.02. Language, some violence.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Restless Spirit by conception.creation reviews
Quick thinking saves Kitty from assassination – unfortunately, she’s now without a body. Can she solve her own murder in time to stop a massive conspiracy threatening Britain itself? BxK
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,597 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J. - Complete
Welcome to Fanfiction by The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline just wanted to write a fanfic. She didn't ask to be thrown into a world of shippers, fangirls, chronically honest reviewers, homicidal canons and general lunacy, and yet, somehow, she was. This is her, trying to cope, and failing. MEGACROSSOVER!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Emotional Compromise by GothicCheshire reviews
Vulcans do not appreciate being Emotionally Compromised.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Diary Of A Ringwraith by Bronze Warlock reviews
From the Shire to The Ford, from a Nazgul's perspective...it ain't easy being evil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Nazgul - Complete
To Do List by Nancy Brown reviews
To Do: 1. n. time management list for organisational purposes. 2. n. a commotion, fuss, or quarrel.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Ianto J. - Complete
April Fool by Candyland reviews
It's the first of April, and everyone is acting very strangely.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Military Tattoo by A.A. Pessimal reviews
A very quick ficlet. Just a passing idea I had about the modern military set-up in Ankh-Morpork.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
From Beneath by Jedipati reviews
Lucifer came in a horrifying form, a terrifying form, one not even human.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Bovinophobia by Erin Giles reviews
Every person on the planet has an irrational fear of something. Even people who save the world on a regular basis. Bovinophobia - a fear of cows.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Cake and the Rani by Primsong reviews
In which the Master takes up baking, Three disapproves of his culinary planning and Ten loses his britches with the help of the Rani. No TARDISes were harmed in the making of this fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2009 - 3rd Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
First Kiss by PhoenixFuture
A comedy story about Dr. Owen Harper and Janet the Weevil.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Owen H. - Complete
Bad Umbrella by Solstice Zero reviews
Jack left another alien artefact on public transport. Ianto really hates it when he does that.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Diphthongs by zephtastic reviews
I want Star Trek: The Musical - they land on a planet where they have to communicate only in song.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
House Rules, by the Very Tortured Reever Wenham by sQuIsHeDbRoCcOlLi reviews
the next 50 rules all must abide by when within HQ, -SEQUEL to House Rules, by Reever Wenham-
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Reever W. - Complete
Practice by Moeyjo reviews
So you think she looks real cool, swinging around a scythe like that? I got dropped on my head fifty-seven times while she was trying to master that trick. What? Don't look so shocked. You didn't think she was a natural, did you?
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
The Winchester Kirk Expansion by Alec McDowell reviews
Jim and Dean are bored.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
Chiplek by CKLizzy reviews
100 years later... welcome to the 22nd century... - prompt from LJ; Rose/Ten, stopping for chips, must also include mention of a Dalek
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/3/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The More Things Change by Alec McDowell reviews
Sam and Dean aren't where they belong.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Movie Night by Holly Marie Fowl reviews
Movie Night for Artemis Fowl and Holly Short does not come often. And what do do when it does? Run, my friend. Tonight, we join them reviewing the anime "Full Metal Alchemist." Written for and dedicated to xFullMetalFanGirlx.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Parking Problems by Solsbury Girl reviews
Ianto gets cross with Owen's parking habits and doesn't hesitate to let him know. Graphically.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Ianto J., Owen H. - Complete
The Sue Slayers: A New Fangirologist by Epitome of Randomness reviews
Artemis Fowl is in danger -of the gravest kind. Fangirls watch his every move, poised to strike. His only hope is er...a hyperactive girl with a bad haircut, and a gun that shoots darts. I think we should pray. COMPLETE, with outtakes!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
If you can't beat 'em by hardly loquacious reviews
Lisbon arrives at work one day, but she can't help noticing that everyone else is acting very strangely. Crack-fic inspired by the cliche-busting threat at jello-forever.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,164 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Metering it Out by Solsbury Girl reviews
Problems at the Hub leave the others disgruntled and Ianto downright worried.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Maybe by thecolouryes reviews
Before they head off to save the world, the team has to consult a few “Maybe”s.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Gwen C., Jack H. - Complete
Children of Earth by Sarah Kennedy reviews
During Day 3, Jack does one thing differently and everything changes. Spoilers for episodes 3, 4, and 5.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Coffee and Biscuits by Sushi Chi reviews
Tag to 'Reset'. Martha's first time at Torchwood and it's time for a coffee break.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Ianto J., Martha J. - Complete
Twenty for Twenty by hardly loquacious reviews
Jane decides to spend the day irritating Lisbon. Pure silliniess inspired by the cliche-busting thread at Jello Forever
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Quizzing by Twin Palindromes reviews
Who Is Your crush?" Maka slightly blushed when she saw this question. Her fingers lay on the right keys to start the name, but she shook her head. "I really couldn’t tell you that." --READ You'll lovee it. xD--
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,146 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
The Lancre Caper, or The Perils of OverConfidence by A.A. Pessimal reviews
In which Assassins' School teacher Alice Band talks to her class on the dangers to the Assassin of over-confidence. In her case, practicing archaeology in Lancre.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,296 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
The Slightly Humorous Adventures of Soul and Maka by zonamon reviews
Damn those pesky kids! They're always up to something, whether it's battling in the middle of department stores or trying to get some clothes on Blair - a compilation, if you will, of slightly humorous adventures of Soul Eater Evans and Maka Albarn.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Flubs and Fluffs by boxerboo reviews
Ahhh! So that's why...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
but not forgotten by A.A. Pessimal reviews
A spin-off from "Doppelgangers". Lord Downey has a problem with a technically-minded Assassin. Something thought dead is stirring again...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
Learning of City Ways by One, C Ironfoundersson by Coregond reviews
Carrot Ironfoundersson is still new to Ankh-Morpork, and Sergeant Colon has to tell him a few things about the city. Uh oh. Rated T for minor references. This is a random little one-shot that I thought of as a situation Carrot could find himself in.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
The Doctor's Angels by Rosethorn reviews
Two different stories on the same theme, or, why UNIT should be careful about their nicknames. Second chapter written for eponymous rose in the fandom stocking exchange.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2009 - 3rd Doctor, Brigadier - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by Rosethorn reviews
What happens when jurisdictions overlap. Disregards TSE and Journey's End for teh lulz. Written for doyle sb4, in the fandom stocking exchange.
Crossover - Torchwood & Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
4 Other Times Ianto Jones Wanted To Shoot Owen by PinkFairy727 reviews
In which Ianto is annoyed by pink light, loud noises, an early morning wake-up call and Owen having something nobody else was meant to see. Slight Jack/Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
The importance of index cards by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Following a magical accident at the Library, Sergeant A.E. Pessimal of the Watch is sent to where nobody has ever returned alive. Can Pessimal become the first to return from the grip of a denizen of the Dungeon Dimensions? Apologies to H.P. Lovecraft...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Time Lords PLURAL by torchwoodtimelord reviews
The Doctor and Donna narrowly escape from a planet of midget Cybermen. "Just set it to random" Donna said, unknowing of what she had just done.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Beltane Night by Tara1189 reviews
The eve of Sarah's twenty-first birthday falls on the night of Beltane… a night when the borders between the physical and magical world become blurred, and a certain Goblin King reappears with an offer to renew, and won't be taking no for an answer…
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,858 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Womanizer by LoveStoryFanatic reviews
This is about what happens when Fang is forced into listening to Womanizer. What will he do? What will Max do? What will ANGEL do? Well, what are you waiting for? Read and find out! One-Shot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
What shall we do with the drunken Vulcan? by Changgirl reviews
An Enterprise crew party, a Surly Doctor, Alcohol, Kirk and a certain First Officer... What could possibly go wrong? Yup, you guessed it... Please R&R!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Tyrant, remember? by Mirliton reviews
Sometimes, a badge is useful... Drabbles about Vetinari
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Vetinari
Pie War by Full Moon Ballad reviews
Six bird kids. Four pies. One poor sap who has to clean up the mess. //I accidently left out Total and Akila. My bad.//
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Max - Complete
I Demand a Do Over by estelle.evenstar72 reviews
E/O CHALLENGE: STEADY. Dean learns the hard way not to doubt his younger brother's new abilities.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Sam W., Dean W.
Hokey Pokey by lil smiles reviews
"Lisbon, focus, I know you're picturing me naked, but try to focus." Jello-Jane/Lisbon friendship. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Police Boxes and Improbability Drives by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
Zaphod is very good at breaking things. Especially shiny things with lots of buttons. Things like the TARDIS, for example... Somebody suggested it on Fandom!Secrets and I somehow ended up writing it. Ninth Doctor/HHGTTG crossover. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS until I can rewatch Nine's run.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - 9th Doctor
Can You See Me? by Just Gabz reviews
Jack Harkness disappears but is he as far away as everyone thinks?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Yeah! by 2M reviews
Lavi decides to bring Sexy Back…to the Black Order choir. He then blackmails, begs, seduces and threatens the exorcist gang into joining him.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009
The Healing Arts by A.A. Pessimal reviews
On the Pellenor Fields, a vampire is near death. On the Discworld, a vampire deprived of her coffee fix is having "flashsides". the Last Detail's medic, Igorina, gets caught betwen two vampires. LOTR meets Pratchett's Discworld. Monstrouous Regiment
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Aragorn - Complete
Mewlips and Gorcrows by arainymonday reviews
Pippin tells a ghost story on a camping trip and gets his comeuppance for it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Peregrin T., Gandalf - Complete
Sleeping With My Car by Draco the Lizard reviews
After a run-in with a witch, Sam has to deal with the fall-out of the dying witch's curse. Dean Winchester/Chevrolet Impala
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Switch Glitch by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
If I could make a second wish, it would be that whoever does the wish granting wasn't so literal. When I wished I could be in Full Metal Alchemist, I MEANT the show! I wish I'd known what I was getting into when I opened that e-mail...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 175,650 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Edward E., OC - Complete
A Little Blood Goes A Long Way by Sargent Snarky reviews
Or: 'The Unfortunate Mosquito.' A tale of one bloodsucker's unfortunate predicament upon imbibing Sam's blood.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Sam W., Dean W.
Choosing a school by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Previously published at livejournal. Sooner or later every parent has to do it. EVERY parent. Where will this unique Discworld family send their sons to be educated? These parents have no doubts about the regime at Hugglestones.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Happy Birthday by A.A. Pessimal reviews
well, Terry Pratchett started it... when a character suspiciously like Gollum slithered into a cameo role in "Witches Abroad". And after meeting Discworld witches, probably wishes he hadn't. Gollum's further adventures on the Discworld.
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Gollum
The Fog of Command by A.A. Pessimal reviews
A spin-off from a longer adventure, to be published. Discworld-satire, based in the days 100 or more years before the present, when Ankh-Morpork had an Army and an Empire. Featuring Sybil's illustrious ancestor.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Official Fanfiction University of Twilight by Kythi Ravenswing reviews
Because you have to admit, it really needs one. If you don't know what an OFU is, search. They've got a billion of 'em. Warning: contains mini-Volvos. Application form inside. Wildest parody you've probably ever seen of this fandom.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009
Blue Lights by redfeatherz reviews
Jane's erratic speeding catches up with him, in the form of flashing lights in his rearview mirror. Lisbon isn't impressed... or is she? The poor officer doesn't know what hit him... oneshot. Squintable Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Kleptomaniac TimeTraveller's Club by netgirly2k reviews
If asked, Christina would say she rescued Romana from Torchwood. Actually, that's a lie, she'd say she stole Romana from Torchwood.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Christina dS., Romana II - Complete
Make cake, not war by Draco the Lizard reviews
The Doctor meets a Dalek with an interesting hobby.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Don't Do Drugs, Kids by the7thflockmember reviews
Two-shot about what would happen if Fang drank Valium. I'm at a loss for words today, so just read if you want. But believe you me, Fang has a REEEEEEEALLY strange mind. FAX sort of...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
50 Accounts of Hisses and Halos by saxgirl42 reviews
50 short tales centering around everyone's favorite angel and demon, ranging from experimentation with jello shots to the real Armageddon. Rated T for some gore and language.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Road Rage by Solsbury Girl reviews
Jack and the team have to deal with a tricky navigational issue on the streets of Cardiff.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
How André Got His Badge Back by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Sybil and Sam are taking the long way home after the coronation of the Low King. Eschewing Escrow - too many vampires - they arrive in Lancre. Sybil turns detective - she caught it from Sam - and resolves the last puzzles of a Night at the Opera.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Manchester Lost by Moczo reviews
-an ensemble sequel to the novel- Our heroes have managed to make things worse, as the Apocalypse is starting up... again. Drama! Action! Humor! Adventure! Tea! Suspense! Snark! Romance!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,044 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Torchwood April Fools by enigma-kar reviews
It's April the 1st and the Torchwood team gang up on Jack to prank him. However, Jack doesn't let them get away with it that easily... Might be a bit OOC
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,549 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
15 things you never want to hear again by RandomCheeses reviews
Travelling with The Doctor is always a bit risky. Even so there are some things you NEVER want to hear the Time Lord say again. First n a series.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,748 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
A Tale of Pterodactyls by Ceefax reviews
Myfanwy's missing, and Ianto's worried...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Raining Coconuts by LadyRainbow reviews
Written for April's 'Tis But a Scratch Month. Just a silly fic written during several days of caffeine deprivation. Another first contact goes awry. References courtesy of Monty Python. R&R Thanks.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2009 - C. Tucker, M. Reed
Come Out Swinging by Sushi Chi reviews
Torchwood Three Team are out relaxing when a bet is made. And the bet seems impossible to win until Ianto gets his turn.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Ianto J. - Complete
The Dalek Diaries by Hot Pink Butterfly reviews
What if a Dalek kept a diary? Updated at the end of each month.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Notes On The Torchwood Archives by SqutternutBosh reviews
Based on Jack's notes from the Torchwood Archives book. Dialogue only. UPDATED- Part one sees Andy confront Gwen about happenings in Cardiff, part 2 sees Ianto and Gwen discuss Jack's innuendo-laden attempt at poetry... COMPLETE.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 16,081 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
The Sue Slayers: Attack Of The Clichés by Epitome of Randomness reviews
The Maximum Ride fandom is being attacked by clichés! Who can save the Flock from these crazed, black wearing horrors? Well, the Slayers might, but are the clichés too many to handle?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,857 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008
You Could've Just Asked, Owen by Hecken92 reviews
Owen takes a walk. And finds something unexpected involving Jack and Ianto... Definately worth a read!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Red Ghost by LAHull reviews
Patrick Jane and a mysterious woman are held hostage while investigating the murder of a tabloid newpaper publisher. Comedy/mystery with very little shipping. Please leave feedback! It helps make me a better writer!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Patrick J.
Degrees of Poison by Fire Tears reviews
Being friends with Artemis, Foaly had said, would be like being friends with a viper. It was not an inapt analogy. After the events of 'The Time Paradox', Holly and Artemis have a discussion.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
10 Phrases That Make Ianto Jones Shudder by PinkFairy727 reviews
Written for the 17th Jantolution Challenge, it does exactly what it says on the tin. Mostly humour with a little bit of hurt/comfort. Pairings: Jack/Ianto, the entire team appear, and another PC Andy cameo.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Tragedy of Mary Sue by The One Called Demetra reviews
Mary Sue - truly the most tragic of creatures. After all, they are but puppets to their cruel, ungrammatical mistresses. The appeals they make in the space between the pages are left unheard. One such creature attempts to amend this, and tells her story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
A Klingon and an Englishman Walk Into a Bar by LadyRainbow reviews
Companion piece to "Five Words no Engineer Wants to Hear." How did Malcolm drink a Klingon under the table? Here's the story. Please R&R. Thanks. COMPLETE!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2009 - M. Reed, C. Tucker
The Question at Hand by Leven Kemal reviews
Set early pre-series. It's Unification Day. A captain, his first mate, and his new pilot walk into a bar... Wash & Mal, with a little Zoe. --Second of six stories in a Mal-Wash story arc, "A Question of Gravity" being the first.--
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Wash, Mal - Complete
Five Words No Engineer Wants to Hear by LadyRainbow reviews
For January's "Sir, we have a problem" Month. Trip and Travis discover that alien beverages and entertainment programming, plus Phlox's new inoculation program, leads to chaotic silliness. R&R. Thanks. COMPLETE w/CH.6!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - T. Mayweather, C. Tucker
Status Report by entallat reviews
A status report from Commander Charles Tucker, Acting Captain while Captain Archer and Commander T'Pol were away on a first contact mission.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - C. Tucker - Complete
The Sun Don't Shine There by horizontal stripes43 reviews
After a late night, Fang needs some good ol fashioned vilolence to wake him up! But what will happen when Max gets the best of him? Lemme tell ya, MAX FIGHTS DIRTY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed with Artemis Fowl when by Holly Marie Fowl reviews
The title says it all. I want to see how many other people this applies to. Not any specific shipping.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,339 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008
50 Things the Team Have Learned from Each Other by Miss Whoniverse reviews
The Torchwood team have discovered what and what not to do over the course of their working and other... -wink wink- relationships. This is a list of the most prominent lessons learned. Co-written with KitCatty; please review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Official Fanfiction University of the Caribbean by SirenoftheStorm reviews
Classes on nautical terms and language, pirates and piracy, characterization, and historical accuracy will be taught by the characters themselves. Loosely based off Camilla Sandman's OFUM.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,557 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
The Body Swap Experience by enigma-kar reviews
An alien artifact results in the body swap of all in the team. Chaos, hilarity and possible jealously ensues.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,749 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
A Question of Gravity by Leven Kemal reviews
Set early pre-series. Mal has a tough time taking his shiny new pilot seriously. Toy dinosaurs and eye-popping shirts? And yet, the man remains hired. Huh. --First of six in a Mal & Wash story arc.--
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Wash, Mal - Complete
Zanthian Zing by volley reviews
The crew of Enterprise bravely face a serious contingency... Written for "Sir, we have a problem" Month.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,460 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
More Things Ianto Jones has Learned at Torchwood 3 by Solsbury Girl reviews
Fluffy?" Owen might say so. "Observant?" Ianto might say so. "Salacious?" That would be Jack - who else?
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Faith by RandomCheeses reviews
Sam has no Christmas Spirit. The Doctor attempts to remedy the situation. Third part up.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The S Factor by Guttersnipe reviews
Following his logical mind’s suggestion, Allen backed away and opted not to say anymore to the angry, angry chibi with the sword. Crack!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Allen Walker - Complete
The Power Of Belief by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Normally, when you say 'oh curse X, they have RUINED my hopes and dreams' nothing happens to X- but this is the Disc, where dreams that you dare to dream really do come true... and that goes for curses as well.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
House Rules, by Reever Wenham by sQuIsHeDbRoCcOlLi reviews
50 things the exorcists are no longer allowed to do. DISCLAIMER: I do not, in any way, own D.Gray-man, though I do own the house rules.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
No Such Gorram Thing by Lady Yueh reviews
There's no such thing as aliens, and no gorram freakish flying box is going to convince any of the crew of Serenity otherwise. Doctor Who/Firefly crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Koumi was murdered? by Sephylovescookie reviews
Koumi Lee Was as dead as a door nail....This was a job for Great Detective Lavi Holmes, and Watson of course. Crack Story for those who really need a laugh or two. One-shot
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Lavi, Allen Walker - Complete
Tracked by Kathy Rose reviews
Enterprise encounters a new race that's friendly, but the crew manages to lose the captain anyway. This is set early in the series, before the command staff knows each other very well.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2008 - H. Sato, M. Reed - Complete
That's Why There's a Handle by cjh4ever reviews
Our heroes each have to open a locked door. Inspired by one of the outtakes on the second season DVD boxed set. All characters appear, reasonably equally though Owen managed to pop up more often than I'd planned.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
The Opposite of Engrish by HikamiTZ reviews
Allen has been learning Japanese, much to Kanda's horror. Crack. No pairings? Warning: Massacring of a sacred East-Asian language.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Allen's Heart by PenguinMaster1000 reviews
We all know that loveable exorcist Allen Walker and all his *slightly* unusual friends. Now get ready...DRAMA!ACTION!ADVENTURE! PRESENTING...a story that has nothing to do with any of that. This is just random adventures of our favorite exorcists!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008
Dorayaki by Yamino Majo reviews
For the August round of DGM flashfics. Amidst settling in the new Home, secret missions, and her usual bouts of depression, Miranda works on figuring out how to apologize to Marie for the whole Zombie fiasco.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Miranda L. - Complete
Tinted Pink by Mira-Jade reviews
Rose learns that Gerard Butler's face is not the 'Phantom of the Opera's' face. And yes, Gaston Leroux was right – about everything.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
How to Successfully and Repeatedly by redcognito reviews
How to Successfully and Repeatedly Get Yourself into Dire Situations. The Doctor takes Donna to the Discworld, where she's not having the best time ever. Crossover. Tenth Doctor, Donna Noble.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/19/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
A Zoo Out There by Sita Z reviews
Trip finds himself on the wrong side of the bars, and Malcolm wonders if any of this was included in his job description. My entry for Get Trip into Trouble Month.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,644 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - C. Tucker, M. Reed
Truth, Honour and a Cup of Tea by Exploded Pen and TLI reviews
In which Malcolm gets sick, Phlox becomes an honorary Englishman, and questionable materials become adhesive.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2008 - M. Reed, Phlox - Complete
Artemis and LEP dorkey glasses but not Grover by simetrajackson reviews
In this foot and retina scrubbing hilarious comedy, Artemis Fowl finds himself making excuses on how he died in the bathtub while Percy needs to eat nutritious and delicious Fish Oil tablets and Root disintegrates into an eyeball floating next to Holly ..
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/5/2008
Wherefore Ducks? And Other Stories by Gogol reviews
Read the chronicles of Ankh-Morpork's Finest as they struggle valiantly to keep The Truth away from That Nosy De Worde's ears, The Convenient Lies out of That Bloody Slant's hands, and The Nobbs out of Mr. Scrope's Family Institution! **COMPLETE!**
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,273 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
OBOE: Operation Black Order Exorcists by R3d and B1ack reviews
Random Operations within the Black Order... commence! Alternating Allen and Kanda's POV's. Operation 5: VIP - Violence Is Prohibited Part 2: Stubbornness. It was then I decided that Kanda should be put under the same torture I would have to undergo.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,638 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
Dreaming Blue by 2M reviews
The exorcists spend some down time on the roof. Lenalee sighs, Allen munches, Kanda menaces, and Lavi, does Lavi things. Edited & Resubmitted.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Not Part of a Time Lord's Vocabulary by ZiggyChaos reviews
Time Lords never get lost." Yeah, right, Doctor! Ten, Donna, TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Good Timing by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Most dangerous job in the world? Alaskan crab fisherman have nothing on members of Harry Dresden's army.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/5/2008 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy, Molly C., C. Ramirez - Complete
Experimental Subjects by hangingfire reviews
In which Theta and Koschei should have known better than to ask Ushas for help with mind-altering substances.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Advanced Cheating by adele4 reviews
Moist and Vetinari play poker. / Post Making Money.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Moist von L., Vetinari - Complete
True Color by abrynne reviews
The 2nd adventure of the Alice Crown and Ten series. The Doctor reunites with Alice after four months but they end up going on an adventure of their own that includes Captain Jack, a new backwards alien race, and an accident that handicaps them both.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,360 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Fame by adele4 reviews
Brief dialogue between Moist von Lipwig and the Patrician, post Making Money: Moist's latest idea to make the new money popular doesn't work out as planned.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Moist von L., Vetinari - Complete
Ten Times Trouble by Rosethorn reviews
Ian and Barbara are getting married. The Doctor attends. All ten of him. Plus companions. Chaos ensues.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Barbara W., Ian C. - Complete
Incurable by Tindomiel reviews
A brief conversation on life, the universe, etc. between two characters more similar than they believe. Crossover, Terry-Pratchett-meets-TARDIS style.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
A Plea to the Goblin King by DireSphinx reviews
Because we've all felt this way before...
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
From The 'Suicides etc' Folder by eruthiel reviews
A brief selection of the more unusual entries in the Ankh-Morpork City Watch folder, 'Suicides and Other Unpleasant Things'. Apparently stolen from the lockers of Nightwatch HQ, though they deny any knowledge of the list.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Just a Little Bit of Peril? by Rosethorn reviews
Harry gets revenge on Thomas for "It Is, On Occasion, Hilarious." Couple of big spoilers for Blood Rites and White Night. Phew, so much angst lately. I think it's time for some crack, don't you?
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Official Fanfiction University for Naruto by Kyuubi no Kitsune9 reviews
Here is where the fanwriters learn to write good fanfiction. Here is where the mini Kyuubis lie. Coincidentally, here is where they make excellent pasta. And here is where Alice has been sent to learn the etiquettes of writing Naruto fanfiction. Enrolment
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 10/9/2005
Misdiagnosis by Glory1863 reviews
The literal translation of both hydrophobia and aquaphobia is fear of water, but in actual usage they mean two entirely different things. I'll let Porthos, with a little help from Hoshi, explain.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/9/2008 - M. Reed - Complete
Lawfulness by adele4 reviews
Vimes and Vetinari have a conversation, before the events of 'Thud': arresting thieves is against the law, and hindering honest Morporkians at their job can lead to serious legal trouble.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
A Life Less Extraordinary by Frostfyre7 reviews
Hired to steal a supposed alien from one of Paquin's top ringmasters, Mal Reynolds figures things are gonna go even less smooth than usual. Then a passenger calling himself 'the Doctor' shows up, and things go all manner of crazy...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,503 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
It Is, On Occasion, Hilarious by Rosethorn reviews
A rescue turns into one long Firefly reference. Harry is displeased. Spoilers up to Proven Guilty.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Dimensional Curves by Jinxed-Wood reviews
A rift in time and space leaves Romana stranded in the wrong timeline, and with a rather difficult Doctor... Featuring, Romana II, Ten, and Four
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,072 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - 10th Doctor, Romana II - Complete
The Fish Job by mal4prez reviews
A simple but smelly job goes wrong in the usual way. Until things get... unusual.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 76,795 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Mal - Complete
Flariel's Unorthodox Decorations by Valentine's Riddle reviews
Ever wondered where the Dragon Desk came from? Only Mogget and a longforgotten Abhorsen named Flariel remember. Completely random Oneshot. R&R, Nix fans!
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
This One's Mine by infiniteviking reviews
Defeating that Rutan probably shouldn't have become a collaborative venture. Random silliness involving the Tenth Doctor, Rose, Donna, Ace, K9, and the Brigadier.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Paradox by ForeheadGoggles reviews
Daylight savings time has arrived, but the Master refuses to change the clocks, insisting on a paradox. How will the Doctor convince him he’s wrong?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Doctor and Rose meet Frankenstein by Het Up reviews
Bram Stoker invents Dracula.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Claims by Leven Kemal reviews
Pre Series. Wash has been on Serenity for a year. He runs into an old friend, and discovers Zoe doesn't like others touching what belongs to her. Zoe/Wash
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Zoe W., Wash - Complete
Erlkönig by Subtilior reviews
Sarah takes Toby to a concert of art song. It is the darkest evening of the year. Words have power. Songs can be magic. And undying love can be more terrible than beautiful ... Please read and respond!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,189 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Erik:the Vampire Hunter: The Continuing Adventures by Elektra1 reviews
A story that takes place after the original 'Erik: The Vampire Hunter'. Modern Day AU
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,984 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 4/26/2006
Starfleet Manual for Medical Emergencies by Akin reviews
Starfleet Manual for Medical Emergencies Special Edition.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2007 - C. Tucker - Complete
Star Trek Monty Python style by Spiny Norman reviews
No alien life forms today! (Note. Chapter 1 is based on the Monty Python audio sketch "The Day Nothing Happened".)
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Things Not To Do On the NX01 by Stargazing BasketCase reviews
Some things are just not on...
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,996 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 10/26/2006
Dad by kellyofsmeg reviews
A resolution to the Series II cliffhanger, this story covers the unseen events between Parallel Universe and Backwards.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,487 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
My Heart Goes Boom by Schematization reviews
Just a tale that shows the lesson that one should be wary of receiving anonymous gifts, especially with an up coming Federation entourage traveling aboard the ship to woo a prospective new member.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Welcome to Drabbledom! by Kelitzo reviews
A series of Artemis Fowl drabbles, mostly centering on conversation and characters doing and saying stupid things. 100 to 200 words. Please R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Alliel's Alibi by Sanaryelle reviews
The rather unconventional Abhorsen Alliel receives delivery of a fountain, and Mogget voices his disapproval. Unintentionally AU, because according to "An Extract of the Journal of Idrach the Lesser Necromancer," Alliel is male. Guh.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
PATO by BTK reviews
Vimes, the Watch, lots of other people and... what was it? Oh, yes, a murder. Strange thing, the victim is still alive... FINISHED! Plus the answer to why this is called PATO...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,092 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
How Commander Tucker Screws Up Away Missions by Stargazing BasketCase reviews
Trip is a trouble magnet. And here are just some of the consequences…
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2007 - C. Tucker
In Vino Veritas by Leven Kemal reviews
It's a rather large step from “I don't like him” to “I need this man to tear all my clothes off.” My take on how Zoe and Wash got from point A to point B.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
The Strange Affair of the Anarchist and the Oyster by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
Bartimaeus is ordered to find a possible anarchist, one who is supposedly going to wreak havoc at a government dinner. But who is this anarchist, and what sort of plan is being organized? A bit silly. Takes place a few months prior to Ptolemy's Gate
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2007
Kinship by Dyce reviews
Jayne gets more attached to River, Simon and Inara become friends, and Mal is most unhappy. This is a sequel to 'Two Gorram Days',covering the time between 'Objects in Space' and 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. PreRayne. 2nd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Two Gorram Days by Dyce reviews
PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Lost Years by trekker26233 reviews
Takes place during the 3year lapse in The Lost Colony Some trolls get loose near the Alaska Wildlife Preserveoilfield, and the LEP is frozen in beaurocratic red tape!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 11/16/2006
Arty Cam by Pirates For Life reviews
What happens when Foaly decides to make an underground reality TV show about Artemis? Read and find out! Takes place after Lost Colony. My first fanfic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006
Picture of Health by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Some days it ain't so bad, this business of talking to things as don't keep their brains where he can see them.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Mal - Complete
Condensed Fowl by emeralddarkness reviews
Basically, this is the story of Artemis Fowl. The condensed version.The really, really condensed version. The socondensedthatitmakesnosenseunlessyoualreadyknowtheplot version. So what is it good for, you ask? Well, I find it amusing…
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006
Ground Pounder by Leven Kemal reviews
Zoe lets Mal know what it means to live in the Black.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Mal, Zoe W. - Complete
More Trouble than it's Worth by Settiai reviews
Mal was starting to regret picking up that passenger on Dyton.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Jack H., Mal - Complete
Ten Nonlinear Moves by Sequitur reviews
Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Political Secrets of a Modest Man by JillSwinburne reviews
Why do four women always stick up for Lord Vetinari? Who are they and what do they owe him?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,678 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
You Have Email by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Our favourite fairies' inboxes have been hacked. The information lies before you, providing a snapshot of some very strange lives...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Holly S.
Various Methods of Antagonization by refloc reviews
In which various people antagonize Julius in various way for various reasons with various degrees of success. Pretty funny, usually light, and I think everyone will enjoy it. Um, I forgot about the swearing from dearest Julius. I just changed the rating,
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,391 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Julius R.
The Orangutan Phrasebook by Little Ego reviews
The Librarian writes a book that is supposed to help communication in the Unseen University. Featuring Rincewind, the Librarian, and the UU staff. Or rather, the people in the UU staff I could remember except for Stibbons. He's too smart for this story.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Begin the Beguine by N.L. Rummi reviews
COMPLETE. The crew of Serenity is offered a very lucrative job by a wealthy aristocrat. But when Mal is prevented from accompanying Zoë to the negotiations, there's only one man suitable for the job. [Zoë-Wash]
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,039 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
The Babysitters by Larten Lover reviews
What happens when the perfectly innocent Von children are left under the care of Darren Shan, Larten Crepsley and Vancha March? Find out here! Please R&R! Oneshot.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
Erik: The Vampire Hunter by Elektra1 reviews
Erik's past makes him an ideal hunter of unconventional evil, but when he meets a young collegiate dancer named Christine, he is forced to reconsider the darkness that surrounds him and face the truth about his origins. Modern day AU
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 269,896 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Mogget's Mistake by Sanaryelle reviews
Ever wonder why the Abhorsen Jerizael forbid Mogget from using his dwarf shape?
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
Experiment Gone Wrong by RagdollStuffy reviews
What happens when the Doctor interferes with a genetic experiment? Has 5th doctor and Tegan in it. Rated G. Short Fiction Piece
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
Official Wicked Fanfiction University by sweet saturn reviews
Just your everyday writing elitists and canon out to rid the realm of Wicked fanfiction of the plagues of bad grammar, canon violations, and the like. Pseduofans, MarySues, and bad fanfiction writers beware for severe consequences shall ensue!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,133 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005
Dwarf Bread by keswindhover reviews
Buffybot follows a dragon to another world. Wackiness ensures.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,973 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Buffy S.
The Official Fanfiction University of CSI by CSICo-ordinator reviews
Vengeance can be sweet, but so can education and the CSI characters have decided it’s time to do some teaching about fanfic. Shipwars, mayhem, lusting, oh my! Welcome to OFUCSI.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005
Thin Man Overboard by allakimbo reviews
REPOSTED! Sequel to The Thin Man Beams Aboard. Set again between Bound and Demons, the Enterprise crew finds trouble lurking on a strange aquatic world. COMPLETE!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,948 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 9/9/2005 - C. Tucker, T'Pol - Complete
The Thin Man Beams Aboard by allakimbo reviews
Trip introduces T’Pol to the human concept of the “whodunit,” but their academic reflections on the subject are tested when Enterprise is sent to investigate a real mystery populated by some very shady characters. COMPLETE! R&R!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,152 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 4/27/2005 - C. Tucker, T'Pol - Complete
His Lordship Had a Little Lamb by Mercator reviews
Madam Meserole is in trouble. To help, Hanna and a gentleman smuggler hunt for the most dangerously delectable substance on the Disc. That's got Vetinari worried, along with those compromising iconographs. (4th in Seamstress series-FINI-
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,097 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004
Biology 101 by Ragua reviews
As usual, Trip is a magnet for trouble during an away mission. Set prior to Season 3. COMPLETE
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,717 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2005 - C. Tucker - Complete
The Great Feegle Infestation by Igorina reviews
When Aziraphale's bookshop is invaded by an intrepid band of Nac Mac Feegles, he is left with but a single option one that is sure to drive Crowley mad. Contains some A&C slash.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Complete
Away Missions 101 by Nemo the Everbeing reviews
That handy guide every Red-Shirt should read before embarking on their first, and probably last, away mission. Warning-VERY light SMc. If you blink, you'll probably miss it.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Official Fanfiction University of Crossovers by XNemesis reviews
The OFUC...a place where fangirls scream, minis laugh, and much is yet to be learned. Will bad!crossovers forever plague fanfiction? A Miss Cam authorzed OFU
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004
Vetinari In Absentia by Mercator reviews
Vetinari has no job, no home and no money. What he does have is his mistress, his wits and a motley group of allies. Does Downey stand a chance? 3rd in the Seamstress Series (Began with Say Yes). FINI!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,050 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 46 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 2/13/2004
Whistlestop Tour by Carmilla reviews
Aziraphale is inconvieniently discorporated and embarks on a mini-Odyssey across the multiverse. Rated for mild slash content.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/21/2004
From the Office of the Patrician by Mercator reviews
Lord Vetinari knows what you've been writing about him. He is not pleased...Ch7! A sweet-tart danger stalks the streets of A-M...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003
The Other Side of the Desk by Kittenmommy reviews
The 8th Doctor gets coerced into filling in for a teacher at the Prydonian Academy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,059 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2003 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Complete
Conspiracy of Beers by Mercator reviews
The brewers of A-M are lining up for battle. And everyone knows Vetinari doesn't drink (when anyone's looking). SEQUEL to and spoilers for Say Yes (R-section). This baby is finished!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,124 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Updated: 10/4/2003 - Published: 8/26/2003
The Beginner's Guide To Blowing Things Up by The Libran Iniquity reviews
Malcolm's birthday present leaves a lot to be desired... until he starts reading it, that is. Then it just leaves a lot to the imagination. And ribbon?
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/25/2003 - M. Reed
K627 by Snowballjane reviews
Hell has all the best composers. And Crowley has to go for a demonic performance review.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/26/2003