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Team Edward.

- It was like I was in some Goth version of a bad sitcom, but instead of me being the A/V dweeb about to ask the head cheerleader to prom, I was the finnished-second-place werewolf about to ask the vampire's wife to shack up and procreate. Nice. - Jacob Black

Twilight Obsessive.

Harry Potter Loving.

Gossip Girl Loving.

Entourage Loving.

True Blood Loving.

Torchwood Loving.

Alice in Wonderland Loving.

¨°º¤ø„¸ PARAMORE ¸„ø¤º°¨
¸„ø¤º°¨ ROCK ON! °º¤ø„¸

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

The Logic behind Rock, Paper, Scissors

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shoot, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.”

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go

When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you.

When she ignores you, give her your attention

When she pulls away, pull her back

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she re-post this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything

When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's okay, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Treat her like she's all that matters to you

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world, let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"

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The Sun Came And She Was Gone by SimplyShelbySJL reviews
“How do I look?” Blair asked. Her skin was practically lucid. Her beautiful chestnut locks now fell limp and lackluster. Her once ruby lips were blue. But her eyes were the worst. The color had drained from them and they were bloodshot. “Beautiful." C/B
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Overprotective Fool by CarlieD reviews
“Alice grimaced toward her true love. ‘Overprotective fool.’” Eclipse, p. 569 Alice and Jasper hold an intimate discussion of Jasper’s actions during the newborn battle.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Rosalie in Russian by paper.creations reviews
“Yes, of course it is. I have three cousins that lived in Russia for a few years.” Rosalie assured him. - Rosalie uses her upper hand in her new language class to confuse and insult Tyler to no end. - Cullen's in Classes Sequence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Rosalie, Tyler - Complete
Alice and Skittles by SunnySkies4Life reviews
What happens when Emmett feeds Alice Skittles. One-shot, not too good, but read it anyway! HAHA! LOTS OF RANDOMNESS!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
The Birds And The Bees by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward decides it's time to give Nessie "The Talk". Hilarity ensues. Now extended to other characters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 128 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
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Peppermint Chewing Gum reviews
Lots of One Shots to do with the Twilight saga! All characters, all books.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010
Silver Crescents reviews
A poem about Jasper's Venom scars. Vampire Bella POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete