Deidara-Danna-sama
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Joined 06-09-09, id: 1964298, Profile Updated: 01-13-14
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Tekken, and Saints Row.

Ohayo, Konnichiwa, Konbanwa and Hello.

Welcome to Deidara-Danna-Sama's newly re-vamped profile. I started writing way back when I was in 9th grade... Ugh. I was such a noob writer. It kind of shows too. But anyways before I start ranting, here are a few lovely tidbits about me.

Age: Jesus Lord, I'm an adult. Specifically, I just turned 21. Oh the wonders.

Gender: If it hasn't been said already, I'm a female.

Favorite Animes/Games: I have a lot of them. Quite a lot. Ask and I could probably tell you. But to be entirely honest, I don't watch anime like I used to anymore. Just don't feel the need to considering all the weeaboo nonsense and shenanigans I've seen as of late. Don't want any association with that crap, so if I watch anime at all its the classics that I grew up on like Sailor Moon and the original Dragonball Z.

But in general, due to my job, I simply don't have the time.

And by the way, see that up there, mate? That's a poll. Vote on that shit.

Seriously. I'd appreciate it.


Games I love:

-Lollipop Chainsaw

-Tekken

-Spyro(why the hell did they revamp him? He looks so ugly now.)

-Soul Calibur

-Racing games

-Mario series

-The Sims(with a strong burning obsession.)

-Saints Row 2 & 3

-GTA

-Lilo & Stitch

-The Godfather

-Resistance

-Most games that came on the original playstation 1

And just about any other game that tickles my fancy. Only things that creep me out are the zombies in resident evil and Left 4 dead. Jesus. Also Silent Hill. Silent Hill is a game I'll never play. I'd suffer day terrors.

I've challenged myself to write some new fanfictions, my newest and not my best creation is Red Hot Pandora. It was just an experimental ficlet to ease back into writing the way I used to. I'm open to plenty of pairings no matter who they are, PROVIDED that I can actually picture them being together. The only thing I've never attempted to write is a yuri fic about anything. Not once.

Deidara is usually open for suggestions and loves constructive criticism, (which is why I plead you to review for me so I know what to improve on.) so do tell me how I'm doing yes?

My stories are un-BETA'd but I proofread and quintuple check my stories before I post them. Mostly since I end up re-editing and re-writing some things and adding some stuff on. If I miss a word or two when I type (I'm a speed typer) please forgive me. I am also a Beta myself as of recent, so you can requests my services if you'd like :)

Thanks for reading if you actually did. Also if you want my opinion on anything, do message me. I tend to check here every so often nowadays. Don't worry I'm not an asshole, I promise.

Ja ne,

Deidara-Danna-Sama.


Current Fics in Progress

A Gangsta By Any Other Color

Memoirs of a Gangsta: the Untold

Updates/ Stuff You May Need to Know:

Archangel Proxy, Uke Cookie and FYEDN are on hiatus.

Now, first and foremost, I'm having entire second thoughts about the last two fictions, mostly Uke Cookie. It needs to be rewritten. BADLY. I actually took a day to read that shit for a moment and I'm deeply questioning what the fuck was in my teenaged head when I first wrote it. I know some of you actually enjoy the hell out of it, oddly enough, but it needs to be fixed. And I can't promise another fast update because honest to God, I haven't watched Naruto in so fucking long I couldn't tell you shit about it.

The same applies for FYEDN, though its not half as bad as Uke Cookie, it just needs a bit of fine tuning. Archangel Proxy, I'll finish sometime eventually, but it needs to have my full devotion and attention. Cuz right now, I'm not feeling it. My Saints Row rut is kinda balls deep right now.

And outside of FFnet I do have a job and a life, sorry to say it. So updates for some of my stories will be sporadic at best, possibly restricted to only my off days. That's if I'm not passed out somewhere, dead-fucking-tired.

And also! I have a deviantart. If you have artwork that you've made for my stories(let me dream) you can just message me here and I tell you how to send em. Watchers are also loved, and if you watch me, I promise to return the favor. If you see any artwork of mine or any duplications of my stories by another person, REPORT IT TO ME IMMEDIATELY. Please and thanks :)

http://deidara-dannasama.deviantart.com/

Ja ne.

Deidara-Danna-Sama (updated 10-7-13)


You are an Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with:Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com.

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Captured Heart by Kiki Aries reviews
Saints Row is full of gun toting, business entrepreneurs who take what they want when they want throwing caution to the wind. But what happens when one of the hardest Saints falls in love?
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,411 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 5/24/2011
Canonisation by Cressida Isolde reviews
A series of one-shots detailing the sometimes-strained relationships between the F!Boss and her lieutenants. Currently covering Saints Row 2. Pairings .. possible? Some changes from the games.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 89,485 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Boss/PC, J. Gat, Dex, Troy B.
Queen of Hearts by NiraKaulitz reviews
They say that when you fall in love, everything is different. You get this suffocating feeling in your chest, you run into walls and doors, you know the drill. If you have the very bad luck to fall in love with the Queen of the Saints, however, your problems are even worse. Make one wrong move and she might just rip your heart out with her bare hands. Literally. MattMxFem!Boss
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,100 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 9/7/2013 - [Boss/PC, Matt M.]
Tekken 7: The Struggle by Music Of The Ocean reviews
A possible storyline for Tekken 7. Xiaoyu is captured by Anna and tortured by her under the orders of Kazuya. This is in hope to lure Jin, however Xiaoyu like many others, believes him to be dead. How will she react upon learning that she is wrong? M rated.
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,260 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Jin K., L. Xiaoyu
Breaking the Barrier by Xelatose reviews
The Boss has vowed never to love again, not after Johnny's death. But that changes when Shaundi calls her with a surprise.This surprise turns out to be very alive. Includes Jealous Boss/Johnny and Shaundi/Johnny. But mainly the first one. Might be changing rating to M later on.
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,425 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Boss/PC, J. Gat
The Tale of A Jealous Saint by queensnix reviews
When Shaundi finds out Johnny isn't dead, she realizes she's in love with him, but what happens when The Boss shares those same feelings? JohnnyxOCxShaundi! R&R Please! Rated M for Language and Sexual Content.
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Boss/PC, J. Gat, Shaundi
The Line between Life and Death by Lalilulelovee reviews
The Boss is constantly in contact with death and she had learned not to fear it but instead, to embrace it. But when she suddenly finds out how much longer she has got, how will she change to be able to live her life with the time remaining? Follow the leader of the Third Street Saints as she tries to break boundaries and tie loose ends before her time runs out. Read and Review!
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 79,717 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Boss/PC, J. Gat - Complete
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2459 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Thing Leads to Another by katergator reviews
One thing leads to another when Starfire and Raven attend a lingerie party and Robin gets a surprise view of Starfire's new undergarment. StarxRob and RaexBB full summary inside
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 311,689 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Saints Row: Galvanized by HeartWritingM reviews
The Zin Empire has attacked the Saints and taken everything from Ljubica. But in their attempt to demoralize, she was galvanized, and resolved to get her revenge upon Zinyak after he took something precious and irreplaceable to her.
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Boss/PC, Kinzie K., OC
The Interview and other oneshots! by Shadow182 reviews
Turning into a collection of one-shots and missing scenes. NEW SCENE: Diaries of an Alien overlord, my first fic in SR4 canon!
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,450 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Complete
Determined by Dice by DaBaDeeDaBaDie reviews
After a breakout of some unknown STD, Johnny Gat and the boss are left with only one safe option: Each other. Johnny/M!Boss! Warning: M/M, yaoi, smut, all that good stuff. Oneshot. Please R/R!
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Boss/PC, J. Gat - Complete
Bound By The Ring by acommonname reviews
To stop women from asking him out, Sasuke Uchiha, suddenly goes to work with a fake wedding ring on his finger. He is nominated to be Konoha Corp.'s next president. Everything was going great. Until he was invited to a business dinner with his WIFE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,778 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Cruel Erotic Plague by Angelas reviews
Thorin is exclusively invited to a festivity in Mirkwood hosted by none other than the Elvenking himself. Though Thorin never imagined Thranduil's intentions would be so.. filthy, and so bold. Sequel to 'Dust of Diamonds in His Hair'.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,959 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Thorin, The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
Dust of Diamonds in His Hair by Angelas reviews
The sole son of the Elvenking has gone missing, and in all of Thranduil's desperation, he finds himself naked and crawling on hands and knees before Thorin's feet. Be warned, for I have no shame in all of which is lewd.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Thorin, The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
A Saint's Resurrection by Shadow182 reviews
Sequel to BoaS. Spanning the entire epic of Saints Row 2, follows the Boss as she rises to reclaim her city, facing newer, deadlier enemies. Final Chapter posted!
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 235,999 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Boss/PC, J. Gat, Pierce, Shaundi - Complete
Uncivil Serpentine by Angelas reviews
Naruto's a young priest in the making. Sasuke's a shameless sinner with a brutal past. A sinner with a new obsession. SasuNaru NOT for the easily offended.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,751 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Closer I Get To You by XxoxLightningXxox reviews
It's been three years since Jin and Xiaoyu have seen each other, and both have forgotten one another and the friendship they "used" to share. But one morning as Jin reminisces on those memories, he realises that he's always returned Xiaoyu's feelings. Discontinued.
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,364 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Jin K., L. Xiaoyu
Saints Row: Salvation by HeartWritingM reviews
Set shortly after SR:TT. The Boss is cleaning out the remnants of Steelport's gangs, when she finds something unexpected, delaying her goal.
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,155 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Boss/PC, J. Gat - Complete
The Wedding Planner by N a i. K i r e i. Y u k i reviews
My wedding planner is a complete dobe… He's loud, annoying, and forgetful… But the worst part about the situation is that… I think I'm falling in love with him. Great. Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,282 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bay Cafe by yaoi415 reviews
AU Naruto and Sasuke go to high school together. They hate each other, and things would be easier for Naruto if the jerk wasn't his boss. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,215 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Prisoner Of Love by Neko-Lexxy reviews
SasuNaru's sectret relationship gets found out. They're sent to a concentration camp where all hell is let loose. Warnings: This story contains graphic sex, incest, rape, murder and most other naughty things you can think of.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,167 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sasuke's Coupon Book by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Deeper by Cherry Jade reviews
After he finds his girlfriend, Sakura, cheating on him, Naruto goes to a bar to forget everything just for one night. He never expected that one night stand to lead to so much more… SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,196 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
One shots: Neji and Tenten by I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi reviews
100 Nejiten oneshots. Chapter 100 - Happy Birthday Neji!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 248,173 - Reviews: 2624 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Masochist in Love by wind scarlett reviews
It's how life worked differently for Jin since his mother left him and how he dealt with his love, Xiaoyu. M for personality disorders and swearings. Jin/Xiaoyu.
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Jin K., L. Xiaoyu - Complete
A Royal Dilemma by smartcat reviews
Prince Sasuke never expected anything from this visit to the neighboring kingdom. However upon his arrival, his eyes were drawn to a golden haired prince with sapphire eyes. Interestingly enough, those sapphire eyes had stared back. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,912 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Broken Promises by AngelTalion reviews
Sasuke and Sakura make a mistake and regret it instantly, knowing it will hurt their teammate Naruto. Sasuke's partner. Their mistake could destroy more then their team. It could divide every one. SASUKE/NARUTO Yaoi: COMPLETE - please not all anonymous flames will be deleted. I will leave all signed feedback as is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,691 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Covenant by Regenschein reviews
AU SasuNaru. Vampires, loners that lurk in the night, are soon drawn close to the humans as a covenant is made. As one of their elders makes the pact, the immortals question Uchiha Sasuke's position since his beloved was lost by one of his own long ago.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,042 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Slave by Imou reviews
He destroyed konoha and killed the elders. Thanks to Madara and him, the Uchihas are the supreme leaders of the world. But Sasuke is still not satisfied. What if he took Naruto as his personal slave? Will his hunger be satiated? SasuNaru, Hard Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,783 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Missing Valentine by trulywicked reviews
Sasuke is waiting for a valentine from a certain person while thinking of past valentines. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
KY Intense for Her by Cherry Jade reviews
"Teme, I'm a boy!" "So? You're practically my wife." "Eh?" SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Canvas by Kuroi-Urufu reviews
Sasuke is a sadist, rapist and a murderer but he prefers to call himself an artist. Naruto considered himself a lucky person until Sasuke decided he would be his living canvas. One day Naruto gets to know how it feels like to run for his life. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,574 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Christmas Lemons! SasuNaru by vanna6yaoiheaven reviews
Its christmas break in the dorms and Naruto is staying in with his cruel room mate- what happens when there's a thunderstorm and a cold Naruto? SasuNaru! OneShot! LEMONS! YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Want To Be a Father by Taemei reviews
SasuNaru. Mpreg. “I want…” Sasuke sighed; he might as well just say it there was no use hiding it any longer. Looking up into Naruto’s eyes he continued. “I want a baby Naruto… I want to know what it’s like to be a father.” -Complete-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,036 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Angry Angel by Jelp reviews
Over there stands my angry angel, and he's shaking his head in disgrace with me.' SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All I Want Is You, Baby by BittyWhiteFox reviews
Nothing's better then a quiet day at home on Christmas AU ItaNaru -Oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Video Phone by Cherry Jade reviews
Naruto sends a video message to Sasuke's cell phone. Just a little sumthin' sumthin', so his husband has something to do during his boring meeting. Let's just say Sasuke will enjoy it, yeah? SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hot In Here by darkalbino reviews
One thing hotter than a man in uniform? Well hell, I think TWO men WITHOUT uniform kinda takes the cake. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by Shirohane reviews
Iruka decides to mate his pet kitten, Naruto, when he goes into heat. This leads him to meet Kakashi, owner of Sasuke the kitten, and sparks fly. However, the pets are not the only ones who find their soulmates... SasuNaru, KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,172 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Defiance by midnightshadowkisses reviews
The name's Uchiha Sasuke. What's it to you? I'm 19 and a successful male ballet dancer. Despite that and the fact that my friend Neji is screwing some dude named Gaara, I never thought I was gay...til I met Naruto. SasuNaruSasu, mentioned/mild GaaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,797 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sugar Sex by darkalbino reviews
Sasuke doesn't like sweets? Well well, maybe Naruto can change his mind. SasuNaruSasu, lemon, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Everlasting Desire by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
[Sequel to Bad Guys Playground] Two years later see how they all are now...SasuNaru and other pairings...grapic scenes in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,272 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
At Your Service by darkalbino reviews
I'll serve you if you'll serve me, but will you wear this maid's dress please? SasuNaru, oneshot, lime&lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hectic by darkalbino reviews
Sex is always more fun when you can get caught...SasuNaru, oneshot, lemon, duh...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Disrespectful by darkalbino reviews
Sasuke and Naruto accompany Sakura to a cemetery to visit her deceased friend. But what happens when Sasuke gets bored? That bench looks pretty inviting...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What's Sex? by elloshort reviews
Little naive Naruto. Wondering what sex is hmm? Well Kakashi advises that Naruto should go to Sasuke to explain. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nice Skirt, Dobe by Queen Sunshadow reviews
Uhoh. Kohona's laundry is completely messed up, so everyone has another ninja's laundry. Now Naruto's stuck wearing a girl's clothes or else he goes naked. That in itself spells trouble, and a perverted encounter between two rivals? [Oneshot][SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Bad Guys Playground by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
[Complete] Sasuke gets a boytoy and can't help wanting more...Summary SUCKS but it will be good I promise! SasuNaru...YAOI, it will get more graphic later!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,137 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Go with the flow by Tsuki no Kitsune reviews
Shounenai, SasuNaru. Falling down a cliff can have a weird affect on someone, right? Sasuke starts to see Naruto in a new light but what does pretending to be a geisha has to do with anything? What about falling in love? COMPLETED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,413 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fatal Destiny 2: Devil May Die by Kotou reviews
Chapter 21! ThIS COULD BE THE LAST CHAPTER! JUST R&R IF YOU THINK SO! Poor Zenrei! Razan also has the Angel in her? And what's up with Miharu?
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,612 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2003 - Published: 10/18/2002 - L. Xiaoyu, Jin K.
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Memoirs of a Gangsta: The Untold reviews
A collection of oneshots, from Sr1 through Sr4, involving the Boss and the gang. All the silly moments, nostalgic, hostile and whatnot that would never be brought up otherwise all in one place. Read and Review! Rated T for Language, may change rating soon.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,831 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Boss/PC, J. Gat, Shaundi, Pierce
A Gangsta By Any Other Color reviews
Steelport was just like another Stilwater. Gangs, sex, drugs, and people. But nobody said this was going to be a democracy. Now with an all out war waged, Andreaya must face down the leaders out to kill her but she can't do it it alone. With new allies and new enemies, can she keep her sanity until its all over? Read & Review!
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,655 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Boss/PC, J. Gat, Shaundi, Pierce
Uke Cookie reviews
Sakura's special homemade cookies are having some freaky side effects on Naruto and he becomes a super uke! What's Sasuke going to do especially since Neji seems to be hitting on Naruto all of a sudden? Lemons,love, and laughs! SasuNaru, NejiGaa, KakaIru and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,810 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Raw Novocain reviews
It's the Boss' birthday and the night calls for some fun. But a sudden excursion and some serious talk with her second in command has the Boss doing some serious thinking about the "what ifs" in life. What happens when those what ifs are thrown to the wind for one night?
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Boss/PC, J. Gat - Complete
For Your Entertainment:Devil's Night reviews
It's Halloween and Sasuke's sexy devil has a naughty surprise in store for him. SasuNaru lemons. EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK THERE ARE LEMONS. Final chapters coming soon, and expect prior chapters to be edited here and there.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,087 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Archangel Proxy:Bloodline Redemption reviews
A story based on Tekken 6 but with a dark twist. The new KOIF Tournament 6 has begun and fighters from all over have entered. Some for the money, some with ulterior motives. But a new group of fighters have emerged with an apocalyptic warning for Jin Kazama; Stop his evil ways, or damn the world's future. Eventual Jin/Xiaoyu. ((HIATUS))
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Jin K., L. Xiaoyu
Red Hot Pandora reviews
Parallel universe type thing. Jin loves his sweet Xiaoyu, and she decides to treat him to some naughty fun time at his job. Fluff, smut, weird childhood memories, and an awkward argument with Jin's penis. Laughs guaranteed.
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Jin K., L. Xiaoyu - Complete
Hung Over You reviews
Sasuke gets drunk and decides to call Naruto...what could possibly go wrong? Stupidity, a drunk Sasuke, mild language, and fluff. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cherry Delight reviews
Sweet little Naruto goes and buys some lollipops for Sasuke and gets more than he bargained for.Oneshot SasuNaru yummy goodness and some sexual implications
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hearts on a Platter reviews
Sakura has decided to go after the object of her obsessions, but what can she do if he's already taken? SasuNaru, terribly onesided SasuSaku, light Sakura bashing. /sorrynotsorry/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete