MrsNiallHoran131
hide bio
Poll: FAVE NARUTO PAIRING? Vote Now!
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 06-09-09, id: 1964468, Profile Updated: 09-22-11
Author has written 8 stories for Maximum Ride, Naruto, Fairy Tail, and Harry Potter.

http://www.polyvore.com/mandis_outfit/set?id=14765451

READ VAMPIRE ACADEMY OR I'LL PROVOKE THE STRIGOI AND BLAME YOU!


-If you wish you could go to St. Vladimir's Academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile.

-If you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this.

-If vampires are real, post it.

-If you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up!

-If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this.

-If you cant wait for the sixth vampire academy book to come out, put this on your profile.

-If you cried like a baby through the last chapters of shadow kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile.

-If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

-If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about vampire academy, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever read a 700 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile!!

-If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this onto your profile.

-If you think that Vampire Academy is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your... well you know what comes next.

-If you are in love with a fictional characted copy this to your profile.

-If you are the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have an obsession with Vampire Academy, copy this into your profile.

-If you have an obsession with Fan Fiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have an obsession with reading fan fictions about Vampire academy copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever read ALL night, copy this into you profile.

-If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you have WAY too much things to do on your hands and your on fanfiction.net instead of doing them, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

-98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

-93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

-If you're the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes, copy this onto your profile.

-If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

-92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

-65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV than reading. If you are part of the 35 who read more than you watch TV then copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

-Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

-If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (What girl doesn't like Chocolate?)

-If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

-If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying,But at the same time funny, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

-Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

-Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

-If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

-98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

-Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

-If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

-If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.

-Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

-You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

-If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

-Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

-If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Twilight, Vampire Academy), copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile.

-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

-If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your dhampir boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.

-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you love to sit at your computer all day, doing timewasting things, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you spend 10 hours on Fanfiction each day, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think Jacob should just stay a friend and have a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen (his name doesn't have to be Edward Cullen) out there for you, put this on your profile.

-If you enjoy reading the and copying the "copy and pastes" from other people's profiles to your own, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you are a computer addict, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If your profile is (somewhat) long, copy this to make it longer.

-"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

-If you have a thing for pasting things on your profile, paste this on your profile

-If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

-If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

-If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

-If you have a profile, paste this on your profile

-If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

-If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

-"HELP I'VE FALLEN AND...hey nice carpet!!"
If you found that amusing, paste it into your profile

-If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

-If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

-Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

-If you are in love with any of the Cullens (men or women) then copy and paste this into your profile.

-If your on Team Edward copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

-Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

-If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile.

-If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

-If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think Edward Cullen can be an arrogant jerk but also a gentleman ... AT THE SAME TIME! Copy and paste this on your profile. (Really weird that he CAN do that!)

-If Dimitri Belikov is the hottest guy on earth, copy this into your profile.

-If Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire on earth, copy this into your profile.


"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.

Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken...

I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what someone would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. (so very true!)

Tell the truth and run.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... (scary thought...)

Don't mess with me I've got a stick and I have nowhere to put it!

I ran with scissors, and lived! (barely!)

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. (i could make a list!)

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy. (funny, my voices say the same thing...)

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. (he-he. colourful...)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. (i wish!)

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

You're intoxocated by my very presence.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! (Cool! *takes cookies, smiles nicely, and takes off running* Hey Nikki! Look what i got!)

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? (lol!)

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping the voices in my head out.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, off the occasional cliff and into sliding glass doors. (i really do!)

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s he gonna do? kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!

Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

.I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormus caterpillar.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

"Education is important, school however, is another matter."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants don't you?"

I walk in the rain,
So no one sees me crying.

You say Romeo and Juliet,
I say Dimka and Rose
You say Werewolves,
I say Vampires
You say you're creepy,
I say I know! :)

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, I WANT DEMITRI BELIKOV!!

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

There is no I in team but the is an I in PIE and there is an PIE in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Come to the dark side. We have DIMITRI! (Great! *picks up Dimitri and runs* Don't worry, you can have some of the cookies i got last time!)

YOU CALL ME A BITCH. A BITCH IS A FEMALE DOG,DOG BARK, BARK IS ON TREES, TREES ARE IN NATURE AND NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL SO THANKE FOR THE COMPLIMENT:P

“I am sick of people having a near deathexperienceand saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!”

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought.

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

My prince doesn't wear shiny armour.
My prince doesn't sparkle either.
My prince is death in a cowboy duster. ;)

Sometimes you just have to smile and walk away...hold your tears in and pretend you are okay.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you?"

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I'll kill you."

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."

F.I.N.A.L.S-Fuck, I never actually learned this shit.

"Never say 'Things couldn’t get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

"It's just AMAZING! You're completely wrong again!"

"Jesus is coming! Everybody look busy!"

That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast.

"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."

I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)

"Bravo. You really know how to make an ass out of yourself."

"One night I was lying awake when I asked myself 'what's wrong with me?' Then a voice answered 'this is going to take more then one night.'"

"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."

"You, off my planet."

“I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I’ll wager it’s hard to pronounce.”

"Well, we always suspected that thinking was dangerous."

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

If you die, I'll kill you!

A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Don't steal, the government hates competition.

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.

"There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't"

"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge".

"I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. (Oh not deprived but rather underprivileged) Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary."

I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.

"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I must be perfect!"

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

homework is killing trees, stop the madness!

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Life is like a role of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."

Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.

"I have the answer in my head. I just haven’t found it yet."

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him ... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said ... Alright... you're ugly too!

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot of his/her head!

I'm bored. Run for your sanity.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into school.

Evil beware, we have waffles.

"Hey, make up your mind. Am I a genius, or a creep?" "You're a creepy genius."

"Did you study for today's test?" "You bet. Ask me anything you want about history-" "Uh, that's great, but the test is in math."

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

What doesn't kill you, only puts you in the hospital for a few weeks!

I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.

I'm gonna survive even if it kills me.

If first you don’t succeed… maybe losing is your style.

I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Make yourself at home ...clean my kitchen.

The silent ones are always the deadliest

I’ll be dead before I die.

Stupid words! Where are they when you need them?!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

You say Pink
I say Black
You say Hollister
I say Hot Topic
You say Jonas Brothers
I say Fall Out Boy
You say prep
I say me myself and i
You say Hannah Montanna
I say Evanesence
You say Superman
I say Dimitri You say I'm a freak I say Thanks.

I don't run on COFFEE...I run on MUSIC

You wanna be Romeo and Juliet? Okay then. You and your boyfriend can go commit suicide together.

Suicide is a long term solution to a short term problem! Don't do it!!!

If your not living on the edge, your taking up too much space!

Don’t mess with me, I know kung-fu, karate and 47 other dangerous words.

She's got him falling head over heels for her and I can't even get him to stumble...

Days continue to pass, stars continue to shine.
Why do I have tears in my eyes today
when he was NEVER mine?

If You Really Love Something Set It Free.
If It Comes Back It's Yours, If Not It Wasn't Meant To Be.

If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you I wouldn't miss you, but I did, I do and I will.

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away...

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.

"I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."

"You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel."

To realise the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed a grade.
To realise the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.
To realise the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realise the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realise the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who just missed a train.
To realise the value of ONE SECOND, ask someone who just avoided an accident.
To realise the value of ONE MILLISECOND, ask the person who won a silver medal at the Olympics.

You've got to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you've got, and remember what you had. Always forgive, but never forget. Learn from mistakes, but never regret.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

I got kicked out of the bookshop once for moving all the Bibles to the fiction section.

If vodka was water and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up. But vodka's not water and I'm not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the fuck up.

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.


6 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN AND WHY THEY ARE CONSIDERED DIABOLICAL

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

> >The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

> >The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

> >The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

> >The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

> >The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

> >The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

> >The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

> >Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,

> >"They will in a minute."

3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, sheasked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

> >Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

4. One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the sink. She suddenly notices that her mother had several strands of whitehair on her head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Momma?"

> >Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something to make me sad or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

> >The little girl pondered this revelation for a while, then said, "Momma, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"

5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

> >"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a doctor.'

> >A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

6. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

> >"Take only ONE. God is watching."

> >Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

> >A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Five Resons Why Bella's an Idiot:

1. She jumped off a cliff and didn't die.

2. She didn't kill Jacob for imprinting on Nessie.

3. What regular person uses the word irrevocably?

4. She can't win an argument with Edward unless its about sex.

5. She's a freaking spaz. (Yep)

Repost if you agree to at least three statements.


Stereotypes are HURTFUL and often WRONG. The ones inbold fontapply to me.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (nah. personally, i think their to afraid that i'll take over.)

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUSt be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm part RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm part GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. (YOUVE NEVER MET MY BOYFRIEND!)

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (no way in HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be a vampire.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST be a prostitute.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm part WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (i AM emo, but still...)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (not a chance!)

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (i hate hockey and beavers look funny)

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. (true...)

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I CURSE so I MUST have no respect.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. (Come on, people! Kangaroos don't talk to us!)

I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DISAGREE with stereotypes so I MUST post this on my profile. :) (Now THAT one is actually true) :)


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Ropost it if you cried.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.
4. Spell check is your best friend.
5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favourite characters.
7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.
8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
16. If you're not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
17. You talk to yourself... constantly.
18. You forget what day it is when you're writing.
19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. 20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc. 21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.
28. You dream of new stories.
29. You often revisit some of your old stories.
30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)


GIRL COMEBACKS!!

Boy Girl

"Where have you been all my life?"
"Running away from you."

"Are you an angel from heaven?"
"No, I'm a vampire from hell."

"Your place or mine?"
"Both, you go to yours, I go to mine."

"Your feisty, I like that."
"Your smelly, go away."

"My dad owns the Café. I could get us really good seats."
"My dad owns that hospital, and that's where you'll be if you keep hitting on me."

"I have magic fingers. And they love to give massages."
"I have a high kick. And they love to land on..."

"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

"So, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a female impersonator."

"Hey baby, what's your sign?"
"Do not enter"

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
"Unfertilized."

"Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."

"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"But would you stay there?"

"If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
"If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

"Haven't we met before?"
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

"So, wanna go back to my place ?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."

"Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
"Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

"I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
"You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."

"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

"I'd go through anything for you."
"Good! Let's start with your bank account."

"How did you get so beautiful?"
"I don't know, I must have gotten your share too."

"So, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm Prostitute who's had too many kids."

"Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here."

"Are you lost too? Cause I think Hell just sent out a 'Wanted sign'."

"Do you come here often?"
"Why, Do you come here often?"
"Yeah."
"Damn, I can't come again, and I actually liked this place."

"Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart."
"Hi, I'm the police and I'm going to tell my partner that I just found a theif."

"Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?"
"Only if you weren't on it."

"You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb."
"Then you should know I'm Australian and we have self destruct buttons."

"Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'."
"Where? Your nuts?"

"Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back."
"Oh, thank god. Where is he, I want to get that off my hands."

"You know, we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy? I was the guy standing to his right."
"There's probably a reason for that, like that your not the perfect guy."


Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line.

(HAHA I guess I'm a retard!)


One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.


A good or best friend!

A good friend remembers your name. A best friend forgets theirs and uses yours.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry.


A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.


Reasons why I Love Dimitri Belikov:

1)who doesn't love a sexy Russian?

2)He didn't impregnate his girlfriend (cough cough you shouldn't have done that Edward!!)

3)He's wonderful to imagine talking or being when no one is watching :D (naughty thoughts right here)

4)Dimitri can kick ass (yes i'm pointing at you Adrian)

5)He makes you love Russia so much that if you lived in the US in 1950's you would get shunned

6)Dimitri makes us all want to believe that Vampire are real

7)Dimitri Makes me believe in God (Russian God that is)

8)He's not a stalker like Edward and doesn't like watching people sleep when they don't know that they are there.

9)He's a ninja!

10)He makes you wonder what kind of dirty secrets would he have.

11)He makes you want to check out every single book that your library has about western novels.

12)He's HOT!


Friends: Tell you that you look nice.
Best Friends: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

Friends: Say "see you later!"
Best Friends: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

Friends: Bail you out of jail.
Best Friends: Are sitting in the jail cell with you and saying "LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

Friends: Forgive you.
Best Friends: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

Friends: Politely refuse food.
Best Friends: Demand it and wipe your pantry clean.

Friends: Are only through school.
Best Friends: Are forEVER!

Friends: Laugh with you.
Best Friends: Laugh AT you...WITH you.

Friends: Tell jokes with you.
Best Friends: Have countless inside jokes with you.

Friends: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
Best Friends: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Best Friends:Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

Friends: You have to tell them not to tell.
Best Friends: Already know not to tell.

Friends: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough.
Best Friends:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste"

Friends: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend.
Best Friends: go over to his house and kick his ass.

Friends: bail you outta jail.
Best Friends: sit next to you singing the jail song.

Friends: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house.
Best Friends: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you.

Friends: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.
Best Friends: Are jumping right after you.

Friends: come over every couple of months for a sleepover.
Best Friends: are your weekend boarders.

Friends: are offended when you make fun of them.
Best Friends: kick your ass and all's forgiven.

Friends: are shy around your boyfriend.
Best Friends: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine.

Friends: don't see you if you're sick.
Best Friends: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone.

Friends: dare you to scream into the street.
Best Friends: dare you to go streaking.

Friends: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
Best Friends: are screaming and running with you.

Friends: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night.
Best Friends:Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process.

Friends: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you.
Best Friends: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the shit out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend.

Friends: Ask why you're crying.
Best Friends: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Friends: Annoy you.
Best Friends: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

Friends: Forget you.
Best Friends: Love you forever.

Friends: Like you.
Best Friends: Love you.


I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Vampires, who can express herself better with words than with emails, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
I Love Dimitri Belikov,


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, Psychoteenagegirl,Shinzu Kapu kapu, moosehugger, zeza101, MyImmortal01, Jackie Clearwater Voltarre, I Love Dimitri Belikov,

You have been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, Twilight-Lover908, MyImmortal01, Jackie Clearwater Voltarre, I Love Dimitri Belikov,

To me, writing is more than a passtime or a way to express yourself. It's an escape, a way to forget your troubles and the troubles of the world around you. It's a way to live out things that would be almost impossible in the real world and do things that you wouldn't normally. To put yourself in someone else's shoes and to get away from the stress in your life. To just dissappear into a world you created and relax. Add your name if you agree that writing isn't just a way to kill time. MyImmortal01, Jackie Clearwater Voltarre, I Love Dimitri Belikov,


"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!


Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.


Things I learned while reading TWILIGHT:

1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.
31. Werewolves stink.
32. Don't imprint on your best friend's daughter or she will try to bite you!


THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

What color is your toothbrush?
red and white

Name one person who made you smile today:
my father, who doesn't seem 2 be able to shut my laptop off.

What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
sleeping!

What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Writing/reading.

Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.

what is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
mint chocolate chip!!!

What was the last thing you had to drink?
chocolate milk

Have you bought any new clothing items this week? nope!

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
caramel

Do you take vitamins daily? nope!

Do you go to church every Sunday? no

Do you have a tan? i make Casper look tan.

Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
Yeah! Chinese food rocks!

Do you drink your soda with a straw?
No.

What did your last text message say?
byee

What are you doing tomorrow?
no idea.

Look to your left, what do you see?
books, a clip-lamp, CDs, DVDs, cellphone, my glasses, my ipod, notebooks, blade, pencil case, my camcorder. And thats just what in my BED!

What color is your watch?
I don't have a watch.

What do you think of when you hear Hawaii?
Maximum Ride book 5: MAX

What is your birthstone?
garnet

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
I hate fast food but when i have to it depends on what my mom and dad want to do.

What is your favorite number?
666 or 13

Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
my grandma

Any plans for today?
Sleep, eat, watch movies, and read/write.

How many states have you lived in?
1

Biggest annoyance right now?
my parents wont shut up.

Last song listened to?
Monster by Skillet

Can you say the alphabet backwards?
nope.

Do you have a maid service clean your house?
No

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
my skate shoes

Are you jealous of anyone?
No. well, except for my best friend, who has boobs the size of Mount. Everest.

Is anyone jealous of you?
don't know don't care.

Do you love anyone?
family, friends, my cat, uhh...

Do any of your friends have children? i sure as hell hope not!

What do you usually do during the day?
Lots of things.

Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Yeah... MANY people.

Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Nah. i don't normally talk to people who aren't my friend and we don't greet each other.

What color is your car?
Don't own one.

Do you like cats?
yea.

Are you thinking about someone right now?
Aidan, the guy i like.

How did you get your worst scar?
i broke my arm when being thrown onto a bed.


Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch some marajiwana

Jack got high and dropped his fly and said do you wanna

Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun.

Silly Jill forgot her pill and then they had a son.


Sex is a sensation
Caused by temptation
When a guy sticks his location
Into a girls destination
To increase population
For the next generation
Do you get my explanation
Or do you need a demonstration?


You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.(Example: "We heard you were having Bella for lunch and we came to see if you would share.") (Not Twilight. I have the tendency to quote Vampire Academy like "Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time.")
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (I’ve done that multiple times. I finished each of VA book in a day, and the fifth HP book in two days.)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
You check your mouth every morning in the mirror to see if you've growen fangs and can join the Vampire Academy.
You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you sparkle.
You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.
You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.
Your idol is a character from a book.


15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... And see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go

(Never been to walmart or whatever But I found this hilarious)


1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous by Good Charlotte

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Better Than Revenge by Taylor Swift

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Quitter by Carrie Underwood

WHAT IS 2+2

Keep Holding On by Avril Lavigne

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Jesus Take The Wheel by Carrie Underwood

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

All About Us by T.a.T.u

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Beside You by Marinas Trench

WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Break It Up by These Kids Wear Crowns

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Speak Now by Taylor Swift

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Strut by Adam Lambert

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Welcome To The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Miracle Mile by Down With Webster

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTEREST?

Decoy by Paramore

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

All To Myself by Marianas Trench

WHAT DO YO THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Crazy Dreams by Carrie Underwood

WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Love Just Is by Hilary Duff

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Whataya What From Me by Adam Lambert

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Gives You Hell by The All-American Rejects

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Better Than Revenge by Taylor Swift

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Over And Over by Three Days Grace

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

2AM by Alex Johnson

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Mean by P!nk


My Boy Side

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/owned an X-Box.
Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver is one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 23

Your Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner. (black only)
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheer leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (i'm just really lazy and take my time, normally reading when i'm supposed to be getting dressed)
You smile a lot more than you should. (this is because i am evil and usually up to something.)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (i used to dress them up in funeral outfits and hang them from the ceiling!)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (i put make-up on boys who piss me off and my friends cause the cant seem to put eyeliner on themselves)
Like being the star of every thing )

Total: 9


Boredm Busters

1. Try not to think about penguins.
2. Make prank calls
3. Look up a really hot celb on the web and drool over them
4.Try to find something for your BFF's next birthday.
5. Atempt knitting.
6. Write a list of boredm busters.
7. Listen to Bugy Malone's "My name is Talluah"
8. Look up Norman Bates
9. Email gradma
10. Update your blog.
11. Think how Dimka probably will be saved in Spirit Bound and feel happy.
12. Eat 6 spoons of suger and get hyper... you will find something to do... trust me.
13. Think of something funny your BFF said the otehr day.
14. Think about how cringy the fashion sense was in 1960
15. Drool over Ben Barnes.
16. Get Prince Caspian from your video store and spend 2:27:22 hours drooling over Ben Barnes.
17. Think about that guy in your math class who makes it hard to breathe right.
18. Try to imatate the bitch in your english class.
19. Try to immate Talluah
20. Write your aduiobigriphay about yourself
21. Write an emaressing bio about your BFF
22. Compare you and your BFF to Lissa and Rose.
23. Read the lust charm sence in Vampire Academy.
24. Stare at someone in your house.
25. Stare at your cat.
26. Change clothes.
27. Take a shower.
28. Wonder if I was trying to tell you something in the "Take a shower" idea.
29. Give your pet an interesting new haircut
30. Drop your cat from a high window, see if they land on all fours.
31. Let your dog chase after a car
32. Let him catch it
33. Read the cabin scene in Shadow Kissed. 34. Imagine that Dimitri Belikov is your boyfriend


I messed up of my teenage life...

kissed someone before dating
gotten a phone taken away at school
gotten suspended
gotten caught chewing gum
gotten caught cheating on a test
arrived late to class more than 5 times
didn't do homework over 5 times
turned at least 3 projects in late
missed school just because you felt like it
sighed so loud you got kicked out of class
got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
text people during class
passed notes
threw stuff across the room
broke the dress code
took pictures during school hours
called someone during school hours
listened to iPod,CD, etc during school hours
threw something at the teacher
went outside the classroom without permission
almost failed a class
ate food during class
gotten a call from school
couldn't go on a field trip or dance cause you behaved badly
didn't take your stuff to school
given a teacher the finger when they werent looking
faked your parents signature
slept in class
cussed at your teacher
copied homework
got in trouble with the principle/vice principle

Multiply by 3

Total- 84 holy shit!

you have been Pinned with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on
profile if you've caught it!

Im am sorry to the people who love Robert Patttinson...

97 of percent people would cry if Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight)

was standing on top of a sky-scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3

who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" Then Copy&Paste this on your profile :)


Favorite VA quotes (Ah, there's so many):

"No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I'd put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do?" -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"Oh God, I'm Zmey's daughter. Zmey junior. Zmeyette, even." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"You're beautiful in battle. Like an avenging angel come to deliver the justice of heaven." -Dimitri Belikov, Spirit Bound

"If I let myself love you, I won't throw myself in front of her. I'll throw myself in front of you." -Dimitri Belikov, Vampire Academy

"I love you, Roza. I'll always be there for you. I'm not going to let anything happen to you." -Dimitri Belikov, Shadow Kiss

"Oh my God. A kind word from Rose Hathaway. I can die a happy man." -Adrian Ivashkov, Shadow Kiss

"Did you know that Victor Dashkov is sitting on your bed?" -Adrian Ivashkov, Spirit Bound

"Rose is in red, never in blue. Sharp as a thorn, fights like one too." -Adrian Ivashkov, Frostibite?

"I love pity parties. I wish I'd brought the hats." -Christian Ozera, Vampire Academy

"If you weren't so psychotic, you'd be fun to hang around." -Christian Ozera, Shadow Kiss

Dimitri: "Why did you come here?"
Rose: "Because you hit me on the head and dragged me here."
If I was going to die, I was going to go in true Rose style. -Dimitri Belikov and Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"The mental and physical pain were starting to drag me under, and with my last effort, I wet my lips choked out another gem from my Russian vocabulary. "Pazvaneet?" The woman looked back at me in surprise. I wasn't sure if I had the word right. I might have just asked for a pay phone instead of a cell phone-or maybe I'd asked for a giraffe-but hopefully the message came through regardless." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"I shivered, trying to imagine myself as one of them. Red rings around my pupils. Tanned skin gone pale. I couldn’t picture it, and I supposed I’d never have to actually see myself if it happened. Strigoi cast no reflections. It would make doing my hair a real pain in the ass." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"I focused on him (Adrian) as hard as I could while I waited for sleep to come, as though my thoughts might act as some sort of bat signal and summon him." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"It occurred to me with startling clarity that I was making out with a Strigoi. And that was . . . weird." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"Even I make mistakes. I know it's hard to believe-kind of suprises me myself-but I guess it has to happen. It's probably some kind of karmic way to balance out the universe. Otherwise, it wouldn't be fair to have one person so full of awesomeness." -Rose Hathaway, Shadow Kiss

"Now rumors of my humiliation were trickling down to the lower campuses. If I walked over to the elementary dorms, some six-year-old would probably tell me she'd heard that I killed Christian." -Rose Hathaway, Shadow Kiss

Mason: "Belikov is a sick, evil man and should be thrown into a pit of rabid vipers for the offense he committed against you this morning."
Rose: "Thank you. Can vipers be rabid?"
Mason: "I don't see why not. Everything can be. I think. Canadian geese might be worse than vipers, though."
Rose: "Canadian geese are deadlier than vipers?"
Mason: "You ever try to feed those little bastards? They're vicious. You get thrown to vipers, you die quickly. But the geese? That'll go on for days. More suffering."
Rose: "Wow. I don't know whether I should be impressed or frightened that you've thought about all this." -Mason Ashford and Rose Hathaway, Frostibite

"I had left a body in the park, but seriously, what was I supposed to do? Drag him back to my hotel and tell the bellhop my friend had had too much to drink?" -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"Yeva sat in a rocking chair and appeared to be the world’s most stereotypical grandmother as she knit a pair of socks. Except most grandmothers didn’t look like they could incinerate you with a single glance." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"I fought against her, trying to mount some kind of defense, but it was like fighting Dimitri on crack." -Rose Hathaway, Vampire Academy

"And then, suddenly, he (Dimitri) was there, charging down the hallway like Death in a cowboy duster." -Rose Hathaway, Vampire Academy

Janine: "You two have a lot in common."
Rose: "Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, like to intimidate people, and-oh." Okay. Maybe she had a point. -Janine and Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

Rose: "Couldn’t Lissa have healed that black eye away?"
Adrian: "It’s a badge of honor. Makes me seem manly." -Rose Hathaway & Adrian Ivashkov, Blood Promise

"I know how devastated you must be to miss me. But leave a message, and I’ll try to ease your agony as soon as possible." -Adrian Ivashkov, Blood Promise

"If only it were that easy. You forget: I have an addictive personality. I'm addicted to you. Somehow I think you could do all sorts of bad things to me, and I'd still come back to you." -Adrian Ivashkov, Spirit Bound

"I can't wait until this show gets on the road. You and me are going to have so much fun, Rose. Picking out curtains, doing each other's hair, telling ghost stories . . ." -Christian Ozera, Shadow Kiss

Rose: "Do you have, like, a T. rex you're going to feed?"
Christian: "Only if you want some." -Rose Hathaway and Christian Ozera, Shadow Kiss

"Dreams, dreams. I walk them; I live them. I delude myself with them. It's a wonder I can spot reality anymore." -Adrian Ivashkov, Spirit Bound

Dimitri: "Roza . . . Why? Why did you have to be so difficult? We could've spent eternity together . . ."
Rose: "Sorry. My eternity doesn't involve being part of the undead mafia."
Dimitri: "I know. Eternity will be lonely without you." -Rose Hathaway and Dimitri Belikov, Spirit Bound

Rose: "I . . . I know. I know it's not him. I know he's a monster, but we can save him . . . if we can do what Robert was telling us about . . ."
Eddie: "That's what this is about? Rose, that's ridiculous! You can't believe that. Strigoi are dead. They're gone to us. Robert and Victor were feeding you a bunch of crap."
Rose: "Then why are you even here? Why have you stuck with us?"
Eddie: "Because you're my friend. I stayed with you through all of this . . . breaking out Victor, listening to his crazy brother . . . because I knew you needed me. You all did, to help keep you safe. I thought you had a real reason for getting Victor out - and that you were going to return him. Does it sound crazy? Yeah, but that's normal for you. You've always had good reasons for what you do. But this . . . this is crossing a line. Letting Strigoi go in order to chase some idea - some idea that you couldn't possibly work - is ten times worse than what we did with Victor. A hundred times worse. Every day that Dimitri walks the world is another day that people are going to die." -Rose Hathaway and Eddie Castile, Spirit Bound

"Dimitri must have grown tired of waiting for me. He held on to my shoulder and jerked me toward him, triumph flaring in those red eyes. In the sort of space we were in, this was probably all he needed to kill me. This time, he had what he wanted." -Rose Hathaway, Spirit Bound

Dimitri: "I told you. I told you I'd find you."
Rose: "Yeah, I got the memos."
Dimitri: "Yet here you are, foolishly stepping outside when you should've stayed in the safety of Court. I couldn't believe it when my spies told me. And strangest of all, you didn't come alone. You brought Moroi. You've always taken risks with your own life, but I didn't expect you to be so hasty with theirs." -Rose Hathaway and Dimitri Belikov, Spirit Bound

"The shadow-kissed don't have the gift of life. Only the spirit-blessed. The question is: Who's capable of doing it? Gentle Girl or Drunken Sod? My wager would be on Gentle Girl." -Robert Doru, Spirit Bound

Adrian: "You're lying."
Robert: "And who are you to say that? How can you tell? You've bruised and abused your powers so much, it's a wonder you can even touch the magic anymore. And all these things you do to yourself . . . it doesn't truly help, does it? Spirit's punishment still affects you . . . soon you won't be able to tell reality from dream . . ."
Adrian: "I don't need any physical signs to see that you're lying. I know you are because what you're describing is impossible. There's no way to save a Strigoi. When they're gone, they're gone. They're dead. Undead. Forever."
Robert: "That which is dead doesn't always stay dead . . ." -Adrian Ivashkov and Robert Doru, Spirit Bound

Robert: "A bond . . . I've almost forgotten what it was like . . . but Alden. I've never forgotten Alden . . ."
Rose: "I'm sorry. I can only imagine what it must've been like . . . losing him . . ."
Robert: "No. You cannot. It's like nothing you can imagine. Nothing. Right now . . . right now . . . you have the world. A universe of senses beyond those of others, an understanding of another person that no one can have. To lose that . . . to have that ripped away . . . it would make you wish for death." -Rose Hathaway and Robert Doru, Spirit Bound

"He's hot - like, the kind of hot that makes you stop walking on the street and get hit by traffic." -Rose Hathaway, Frostbite

"Who have you brought, Victor? Who are these children? Two spirit users and . . . one of the shadow-kissed?" -Robert Doru, Spirit Bound

"I had to give him credit for stepping up to a lost cause, though considering our sketchy relationship, I still wasn't sure why he had. My biggest theories were that he didn't trust royals and that he felt fatherly obligation. In that order." -Rose Hathaway, Last Sacrifice

Rose: "So what are you doing here? I know it's not just a fatherly visit. You never do anything without a reason."
Abe: "Of course not. Why do anything without a reason?"
Rose: "Don't start up with your circular logic."
Abe: "No need to be jealous. If you work hard and put your mind to it, you might just inherit my brilliant logic skills someday." -Rose Hathaway and Abe Mazur, Last Sacrifice

"Sometimes the greatest tests of our strength are situations that don't seem so obviously dangerous. Sometimes surviving is the hardest thing of all." -Abe Mazur, Last Sacrifice

"Abe had not earned his reputation as zmey—the serpent—for nothing. He was always calculating, always looking for an advantage. It seemed my tendency toward crazy plots ran in the family." -Rose Hathaway, Last Sacrifice

Rose: "Stop it! Do not use compulsion on me. You're my friend. Friends dont use their powers on each other"
Lissa: "Friends don't abandon each other. If you're my friend you wouldnt do it."
Rose: "It's not about you,okay? This time, its about me. Not you. All my life, lissa ... all my life, it's been the same.They come first. I've lived my life for you. I've trained to be your shadow, but you know what? I want to come first. I need to take care of myself for once. I'm tired of looking out for everyone else and having to put aside what I want. Dimitri and I did that, and look at what happened. He's gone. I will never hold him again. Now I owe it to him to do this. I'm sorry if it hurts you, buts it's my choice!"
Lissa: "You love him more than me,"
Rose: "He needs me right now."
Lissa: "I need you. He's gone, Rose."
Rose: "No, but he will be soon" -Rose Hathaway and Lissa Dragomir, Shadow Kiss

Adrian: "Studying’s overrated. Just find someone smart to copy off."
Lissa: "Are you saying I’m not smart?"
Adrian: "Hell no. You’re the smartest person I know. But that doesn’t mean you have to do unnecessary work."
Lissa: "You can’t succeed in life if you don’t work. Copying from others won’t get you anywhere."
Adrian: "Whatever, I copied all through school, and look how well I’m doing today." -Adrian Ivashkov and Lissa Dragomir, Blood Promise

Rose: "A spoon?"
Lissa: "Hey, it's not easy to keep getting a hold of silver. I have to take what I can get."
Rose: "Well, it'd make for happy dinner parties."
Lissa: "Speaking of which . . . how was your dinner party? I don't suppose Her Royal Majesty showed up?"
Rose: "She did, and . . . it wasn't awful."
Lissa: "What? Did you say 'wasn't'?"
Rose: "I know, I know. It was so crazy. It was this really quick visit to see Adrian, and she acted like me being there was no big deal. Of course, who knows what would have happened if she stayed? Maybe she would have turned into her old self. I would have needed a whole set of magic silverware then--to stop me from pulling a knife on her." -Rose Hathaway and Lissa Dragomir, Spirit Bound

Christian: "In spite of everything, even with Avery--"
Lissa: "Christian, I'm so sorry for that--"
Christian: "You don't have to--"
Lissa: "I do--"
Christian: "Damn it. Will you let me finish a sent--"
Lissa: "No." -Christian Ozera and Lissa Dragomir

Rose: "Hey, Mia."
Mia: "Another guy?"
Rose: "Mia, this is Adrian Ivashkov."
Adrian: "Always a pleasure to meet a friend of Rose's, especially a pretty one."
Rose: "We aren't friends,"
Mia: "Rose only hangs out with guys and psychopaths,"
Adrian: "Well, since I'm both a psychopath and a guy, that would explain why we're such good friends."
Rose: "You and I aren't friends either,"
Adrian: "Always playing hard to get, huh?"
Mia: "She's not that hard to get. Just ask half the guys at our school."
Rose: "Yeah, and you can ask the other half about Mia. If you can do a favor for her, she'll do lots of favors for you."
Mia: "Well, at least I don't do them for free." -Rose Hathaway, Mia Rinaldi & Adrian Ivashkov, Frostbite

Adrian: "And, I can visit people in their dreams."
Christian: "Stop. I can feel there’s a comment coming on about how women already dream about you. I just ate, you know." -Adrian Ivashkov and Christian Ozera, Blood Promise

Rose: "I hate it when you're the sane one. That's my job."
Adrian: "Rose, I can think of many words to describe you, sexy and hot being at the top of the list. You know what's not on the list? Sane."
Rose: "Okay, well, then my job is to be the less crazy one."
Adrian: "That I can accept." -Rose Hathaway and Adrian Ivashkov, Spirit Bound

Rose: ". . . I have to kill him."
Adrian: "Good, I'm glad."
Rose: "God. Are you that eager to get rid of any competition?"
Adrian: "No. I just know that as long as he's still alive--or, well, kind of alive--then you're in danger. And I can't stand that. I can't stand knowing that your life is in the balance. And it is, Rose. You'll never be safe until he's gone. I want you safe. I need you to be safe. I can't . . . I can't have anything happen to you." -Rose Hathaway and Adrian Ivashkov, Spirit Bound

Christian: "You guys are shopping?" he asked, glancing from Lissa to Adrian. "Getting in a little girl time?"
Adrian: "Hey, you'd benefit from a wardrobe change. Besides, I bet you'd look great in a halter top." -Christian Ozera and Adrian Ivashkov, Last Sacrifice


Favorite Mortal Instruments Quotes:

Jace: "Jesus! What's your problem?"
Alec: "This place is filled with Downworlders. You know that. I think you should try to keep the details of our investigation a secret."
Isabelle: "Investigation? Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names."
Jace: "Good idea. I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein." -Jace Wayland, Alec Lightwood and Isabelle Lightwood, City of Bones

Jace: "Can I help you with something?"
Clary: "Those girls on the other side of the car are staring at you."
Jace: "Of course they are. I am stunningly attractive."
Clary: "Haven't you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?"
Jace: "Only from ugly people. The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me." -Jace Wayland and Clary Fray, City of Bones

Clary: "How did you know I had Shadowhunter blood? Was there some way you could tell?"
Jace: "I guessed. It seemed like the most likely explanation."
Clary: "You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me."
Jace: "I was ninety percent sure."
Clary: "I see."
There must have been something in her voice, because he turned to look at her. Her hand cracked across his face, a slap that rocked him back on his heels. He put his hand to his cheek, more in surprise than pain.
Jace: "What the hell was that for?"
Clary: "The other ten percent." -Clary Fray and Jace Wayland, City of Bones.

"Usually I'm remarkably good-natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y" -Jace Wayland, City of Ashes

"Yes. I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Sterilising flowerbeds, pulling the wings off flies, I was covering that stuff in kindergarten. Good thing he decided to fake his own death before we got to the raping and pillaging or no-one would be safe" -Jace Wayland, City of Ashes

Isabelle: "How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?"
Clary: "Traded him for Alec."
Isabelle: "Not permanently?"
Jace: "No, just for a few hours. Unless I don't come back, in which case, maybe he does get to keep Alec. Think of it as a lease with an option to buy."
Isabelle: "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out."
Simon: "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? No, probably not." -Isabelle Lightwood, Clary Fray, Jace Wayland and Simon Lewis, City of Ashes

Jace: "What's an eBay?"
Clary: "A mythical place of great magical power." -Jace Wayland and Clary Fray, City of Bones

Clary: "You can hang your head out the window, if you like"
Luke: "I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever." -Clary Fray and Luke Garroway, City of Bones

"Lately I've been crossdressing. Also. I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know" -Simon Lewis, City of Bones

Jace: "I am a man and real men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown."
Isabelle: "Brown?"
Jace: "Brown is a manly color." -Jace Wayland and Isabelle Lightwood, City of Glass


1. Where is your cell phone?
book

2. Boyfriend/girlfriend?
None

3. Your hair?
brown

4. Your mother?
weird

5. Your father?
immature

6. Your favorite thing?
Writing

7. Your dream last night? sexy

8. Your favorite drink?
water

9.Your dream car?
motorcycle

10. The room you're in?
bedroom

11. Your ex?
asshole

12. Your fear?
snakes

14. Where were you last night?
dance

15. What you're not right now?
dressed

16. Muffins?
*shudder*

17. One of your wish list items?
Gaara

18. Where you grew up?
house

19. The last thing you did? type

20. What are you wearing?
pajamas

21.Whats on TV?
dunno

22.Your pet or pets?
cat

23. Your computer?

evil

24.Your Life?
stupid

25.Your Mood?
nonexistent

26. Missing someone?
yes

28. Your car?
nonexistent

29. Your work?
None

30. Like someone?
yes

31. Your favorite color?
black

32. When is the last time you laughed?
yesterday


Girls are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

all girls copy and paste

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.

borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

If someone has ever asked you what Maximum Ride is about, and they give you a look that says, do-I-really-hang-out with you? copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Maximum Ride its not even FUNNY anymore, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever called one of your friends Mom on accident, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

TRY NOT TO CRY

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' (i wanna kno what kinda idiot wouldn't want a guy like this!)

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (or Twilight), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, Shadows.Dance, mad-dog-13,twilighternproud, RoseredBlood, Amberlee 4495,Vicki_Rose_Belikov, Loz191, Winchesterbros-obsessed, Canz pryncess


If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids and their talking dog and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride(the movie) on the very first day it comes out... I'LL SEE YOU THERE!(oh...and copy this to your profile.)

If you have ever stayed up ALL NIGHT just so you could finish a really good book, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile


Random VA thing

Who introduced you to the books?

My friend

Favourites:

Who is your favourite character?

Rose

Who's your favourite Dhampir?

Dimitri/Rose

Who’s your favourite moroi?

Christian

What's one of your favourite quotes from the stories?

Even undead, the love of my life was a badass.

What was your favourite Rose and Adrian moment?

when they first met.

How about your favourite Lissa and Rose moment?

When their talking about Christian (book 1)

Which book cover was your favourite?

Spirit Bound

Are these books among your favourite books of all?

Hell yeah

This or That?

Vampire Academy or Frostbite?

Frostbite

Frostbite or Shadow Kiss?

Shadow Kiss

Shadow Kiss or Vampire Academy?

Shadow Kiss

Blood Promise or Spirit Bound?

Spirit Bound

Who do you want to see Rose with most: Dimitri or Adrian?

Dimitri

Who do you like more:

Rose or Dimitri?

Rose

Rose or Adrian?

Rose

Rose or Lissa?

Rose

Lissa or Adrian?

Lissa

Rose or Mia?

Rose

Christian or Lissa?

Christian

Christian or Dimitri?

Dimitri

Kirova or Alberta?

Alberta

Adrian or Christian?

Christian

Janine Hathaway or Tasha Ozera?

Janine

Lissa or Mia?

Lissa

Eddie or Mason

Eddie

Anna or Vladimir?

Anna

Adrian or Mason?

Adrian

Eddie or Christian?

Eddie

Eddie or Adrian?

Eddie

Who's the better villain: Blonde Strigoi (Nathan) or Victor?

Nathan

Moroi or Dhampir?

Dhampir


if you wish you could go to St. Vladimir's Academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile

if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this

if vampires are real, post it

if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up!


Put this on your
profile if you have a
love for music ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █


If I don't call you
It's because I'm waiting for you to call me

When I walk away from you mad
Follow me

When I stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When I push you or hit you
Grab me and don't let go

When I start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When I'm quiet
Ask me what's wrong

When I ignore you
Give me your attention

When I pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me I'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be all right

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When I'm scared
Protect me

When I lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When I grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When I tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When I don't answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When I look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When I say that I like you
I really do more than you could understand

When I bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When I tell you a secret
Keep it safe and untold

When I look at you in your eyes
Don't look away until I do

When I miss you
I'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When I say it's over
I still want you to be mine

When I repost this bulletin
I want you to read it


Funny Stuff:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons go out & buy vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

If you've ever been watching a cartoon with your little sibling and then said Ooh, I love this guy, I love this guy! Don't change the channel! about a character who just appeared, copy and paste this into your profile. (Caleb and Matt)

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

15. The day you don't wash your hair is the day you meet a cute boy.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Man, we fucked up."

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, now that's weird.

If you're nice, u can call me honey. If you're sweet, you can call me sweety. If ur hot, u can call me tonight!

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

You said you couldn't stand to see my heart break. . . so when you broke it, did you close your eyes?

Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Perfect men are only fictional. (Sigh Dimitri, Adrian)

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (or Twilight), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, Shadows.Dance, mad-dog-13,twilighternproud, RoseredBlood, Amberlee 4495,Vicki_Rose_Belikov, Loz191, Winchesterbros-obsessed, Canz pryncess


If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids and their talking dog and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride(the movie) on the very first day it comes out... I'LL SEE YOU THERE!(oh...and copy this to your profile.)

If you have ever stayed up ALL NIGHT just so you could finish a really good book, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile


Random VA thing

Who introduced you to the books?

My friends.

Favourites:

Who is your favourite character?

Rose

Who's your favourite Dhampir?

Dimitri

Who’s your favourite moroi?

Adrian

What's one of your favourite quotes from the stories?

I set off to kill the man I loved

What was your favourite Rose and Adrian moment?

When they're in her bedroom at court

How about your favourite Lissa and Rose moment?

When Lissa figures out that Rose loves Dimitri

Which book cover was your favourite?

Spirit Bound

Are these books among your favourite books of all?

Hell yeah

This or That?

Vampire Academy or Frostbite?

Frostbite

Frostbite or Shadow Kiss?

Shadow Kiss

Shadow Kiss or Vampire Academy?

Shadow Kiss

Blood Promise or Spirit Bound?

Spirit Bound

Who do you want to see Rose with most: Dimitri or Adrian?

Adrian

Who do you like more:

Rose or Dimitri?

Rose

Rose or Adrian?

Adrian

Rose or Lissa?

Rose

Lissa or Adrian?

Adrian

Rose or Mia?

Rose

Christian or Lissa?

Christian

Christian or Dimitri?

Chistian

Kirova or Alberta?

Alberta

Adrian or Christian?

Adrian

Janine Hathaway or Tasha Ozera?

Janine

Lissa or Mia?

Mia

Eddie or Mason

Eddie

Anna or Vladimir?

Anna

Adrian or Mason?

Adrian

Eddie or Christian?

Eddie

Eddie or Adrian?

Adrian

Who's the better villain: Blonde Strigoi (Nathan) or Victor?

Nathan cuz Victor was trying to help the moroi when he did what he did whereas Nathan is just evil and strigoi

Moroi or Dhampir?

Dhampir


if you wish you could go to St. Vladimir's Academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile

if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this

if vampires are real, post it

if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up!


Put this on your
profile if you have a
love for music ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █


If I don't call you
It's because I'm waiting for you to call me

When I walk away from you mad
Follow me

When I stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When I push you or hit you
Grab me and don't let go

When I start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When I'm quiet
Ask me what's wrong

When I ignore you
Give me your attention

When I pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me I'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be all right

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When I'm scared
Protect me

When I lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When I grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When I tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When I don't answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When I look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When I say that I like you
I really do more than you could understand

When I bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When I tell you a secret
Keep it safe and untold

When I look at you in your eyes
Don't look away until I do

When I miss you
I'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When I say it's over
I still want you to be mine

When I repost this bulletin
I want you to read it


Funny Stuff:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons go out & buy vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

If you've ever been watching a cartoon with your little sibling and then said Ooh, I love this guy, I love this guy! Don't change the channel! about a character who just appeared, copy and paste this into your profile. (Caleb and Matt)

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

15. The day you don't wash your hair is the day you meet a cute boy.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Man, we fucked up."

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, now that's weird.

If you're nice, u can call me honey. If you're sweet, you can call me sweety. If ur hot, u can call me tonight!

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

You said you couldn't stand to see my heart break. . . so when you broke it, did you close your eyes?

Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Perfect men are only fictional. (Sigh Dimitri, Adrian)

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!).

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events (It has happened).

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and Thuke, I know, but c'mon...
-Eris- She threw the apple.

You have ADD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (this is for Nico-obsessed people. I am not one of them!)

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”iBookworm-chan

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" iBookworm-chan

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
have any experience.) olympianchef213

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. olympianchef213

~You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. olympianchef213

~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" olympianchef213

~You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. olympianchef213

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Aphrodite)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods")

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (Absaloutly NOT!)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (I just need to find a golden drachama)

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek (And succeding!!)

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy

You have an instant crush on Nico! (Hades NO!)

You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :-P)

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

Youv'e called someone you know a satyr.

And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!

Random Sayings From My Life and the Non-Famous People I Know and Associate With:

"WHY BE NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN RIDE A CAROUSAL?!"

“There’s a fine line between love and hate. You’ve just got to figure out how, and when, to cross it.”

“Sometimes the things we want most are unknown to us. Or we've simply lost the ability to think of them. So our own emotions have learned to sneak up on us, then appear to make an impact, just so we could recognize them for what they are.”

“Paper beats rocks, huh? Well let's see me throwing rock at you and you defending yourself with paper.”

“I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there is noooo way paper can beat rock! Is paper supposed to magically wrap itself around the rock and leave it immobile? If so why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't there pieces of paper constantly suffocating people as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anything! A rock would tear that crap in seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always pick rock. Then when some claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face and say ‘Oh sorry I thought paper would protect you!!’”

Chuck Norris Facts: Percabeth Style

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.

When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100 chance of Percabeth.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth... Just kidding, Percabeth is first.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.

Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.

The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper

.Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...a Percabeth shipper."

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth … dies.

People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Percabeth.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

Found on http://percabethworld.weebly.com/random-stuff.html

P
Pe
Per
Perc
Perca
Percab
Percabe
Percabet
Percabeth
Percabeth!
Percabeth
Percabet
Percabe
Percab
Perca
Perc
Per
Pe
P

The Percy Jackson pleadge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

████████████ 1000 Percy Jackson fan!
████████████ 1000 Demigod

(¯v´¯)(¸.•´ Percy Annabeth~~

(¸.•´ .¸ •Forever•.¸••.)

«´¨• Lightning Thief •´¨» ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´

«´¨• Sea of Monsters•´¨» ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´

«´¨• Titan's Curse•´¨» ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´

«´¨•Battle of the Labyrinth•´¨» ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´

«´¨•Last Olympian•´¨»

Anonymous Quotes:

“Anyone can achieve their fullest potential. Who we are might be pre-determined, but the path we follow is always of our own choosing. We should never allow our fear or the expectations of others to set the frontiers of our destiny. Your destiny can’t be changed, but it can be challenged. Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one.”

“Life never delivers things we can’t handle.”

“Panic is unadvised, but it is recommended.”

"We read to know we are not alone.”

“It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.”

“I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.”

“Good friends are like stars...You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.”

“Fate works most for woe with Folly’s fairest show.”

“There’s always a choice--but sometimes, it’s just not an easy one.”

“Sometimes, you just know what’s coming next. Sometimes, you do everything in your power to prevent it. But sometimes, there is nothing you can do.”

“There’s always a choice. But how do you stop yourself from making the wrong one?”

“Understand that sometimes, you just have to let go. There’s an order to things, to life.”

“People just see what they expect to see--or what their minds can handle. Even if it’s an illusion. I suppose that’s what keeps us all from just hiding under our beds some days: our own illusions that cover the secret truths and make them easier to bear.”

“Like so many things, the cold is inevitable. It comes whether we want it to or not. But it doesn’t last forever."

“You don’t need to be imprisoned to be trapped.”

"Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies."

"When dark creeps in and eats the light, bury your fears on Sorry Night. For in the winter's blackest hours, comes the feasting of the Vours, no one can see it, the life they stole, your body's here but not your soul..."

“...you may be a sinner but your innocence is mine...”

“Because in looking so intently at what might be, you do not always see what truly was.”

“The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.”

“You erect these walls around us and then close us in. Especially when those we love leave us. Then the walls are too high, and no matter how hard we jump, we cannot see beyond them. Then all we have are walls falling in on us.”

“...like a stone on the water, the elements decide my fate...”

“Time weighs down on you like an old, ambiguous dream. You keep on moving, trying to slip through it. But even if you go to the ends of the earth, you won’t be able to escape it. Still, you have to go there -- to the edge of the world. There’s something you can’t do unless you get there.”

“I can talk my way into anything my heart desires -- or out of anything that’s a pain in my ass.” Gemini Mantra

“I have everything I need to create perfect balance in myself and in my world. Really, really I do. I complete me.” Libra Mantra

“Love me. Love my cat.”

“Every action of our lives touches on some cord that will vibrate in eternity.”

“Fate is what you make it, because your choices in life make your fate.”

“Changes: we all go through them; some unwanted, some welcomed. They make us who we are.”

“...when will my reflection show who I am inside...”

"People lie, stuff doesn't."

"Life is not made up of one single moment. It is made up of a gazillion moments. What matters is what you do in the next moment and the next one."

"I'm not a playa but I crush a lot."

"Every lie is built on a kernel of truth."

"How can you tell if someone is a compulsive liar, assuming their pants aren't on fire?"

"A person is much more than the tales that they tell."

"Why do boys like smart girls? Opposites attract!"

"The only thing smart about you is your mouth."

"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?"

"She has the Spirit of the sun, the Moods of the moon, the Will of the wind,"

"Forget diamonds, a girl's best friend is chocolate!"

"I'm so hot I make fire stop, drop and roll!"

"Man is a stupid creature who would rather fight then use their brains."

"Oh ye immoral man of low fiber! You should really eat more bran."

"The raven crows only at midnight. Dusk is for the rooster's cackle."

"You see, that's the thing about being crazy. You can do things other people can't."

"I decided to be and therefore I am."

"I'm one of those people that laughs at a joke three times:

>>ONCE when it's told to me

>>ONCE when it's explained to me

AND

>>ONCE five minutes later when I finally understand it."

"I don't get into fights...I was raised right, I talk about people behind their backs...it's called MANNERS!"

"I'm nice; you can't expect me to be organized too."

"I'm not bossy! I just have better ideas."

"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it."

"...Who are you to judge the life I live...I know I'm not perfect and I don't try to be. But before you start pointin' fingers, make sure your own are clean..."

"Dogs have owners, cats have staff."

"We can stare into the past, but only the future is within our control."

"No one has ever defeated evil while dancing."

Love Quotes ('cuz I'm a romantic sap like that):

"What I'm saying is that maybe the best things, the richest things, aren't supposed to come easily and that sometimes the moments that make the most sense happen when everything else doesn't."

“You don’t choose who you fall in love with, you just do and you get this person who is so wrong yet so right at the same time. You know that you love them so much except they drive you completely insane and no one can explain it. The reason it’s so confusing is because it’s love, and if you didn’t have any challenges, what would be the point of love?”

“Love is a wild emotion, unbound by the limits of time and space, beyond control of even its mistress Aphrodite, and unpredictable in its coming and goings.”

“Love is as strong as death...it burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. Many waters cannot quench love; rivers cannot wash it away.”

“We are so different but opposites attract so my hope kept growing and I never looked back.”

“Who falls in love on purpose?”

“Go on with what your heart tells you, or you will loose all.”

“Everybody hurts you, but, by the end of the day, you stick with the one that makes the hurting worthwhile.” (A/N thx for this one night_lyx! it is soooo good!)

“Love like that is poisonous. The worst type of poison, because it feels and tastes so good.”

"He taught me how to love, but not how to stop."

“Being soulmates is involuntary—you don’t even have to like the person when you meet them. They may be completely wrong for you in every way—wrong species, wrong temperament, wrong age. But you know you’ll never be completely happy again without them.”

“...love is an Angel disguised as lust...”

“Three things will last forever--faith, hope, and love--and the greatest of these is love.”

“Everyone says love hurts, but that isn't true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all pain and makes someone feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt.”

“LOVE: We think about it, sing about it, dream about it and loose sleep worrying about it. When we don't know we have it, we search for it. When we discover it, we don't know what to do with it. When we have it, we fear loosing it. It is the constant source of pleasure and pain. But we don't know which it will be from one moment to the next. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define and impossible to live without.”

“Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.”

"Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being ‘in love’ which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident.”

"Don’t find love, let love find you. That’s why it’s called falling in love, because you don’t force yourself to fall, you just fall."

“But love, like life and destiny, is a funny thing.”

“Love has no schedule. And neither does lust.”

“No matter what, everyone needs love. It’s something we all crave, want, and desire. And love is love, no matter how weird it is.”

“Romance is romance, and falling in love is falling in love. Love doesn’t discriminate.”

“The heart wants what it wants, rules be damned.”

“...at least, out loud, I won’t say I’m in love..."

"Do you love me because I'm beautiful or am I beautiful because I am loved?'

"For everything you say, another piece of my heart you take."

"The strange thing about love is that it's always worth it."

"Learn to listen to your inner voice, listen to your heart."

"I think it's time I let you go. And that is so hard to do. Because some part of me will be in love with you for the rest of my life."

"...lovin' might be a mistake, but it's worth makin'..."

"My love is powerful and uncontrollable; it does what it desires. I can't stop it from loving you; I haven't got the strength."

"...I don't know what you did, but you got me to fall for you..."

"Sometimes love means letting go when you want to hold on tighter."

"We don't love the people we love because they are perfect. We love them because they are."

"The heart wants what it wants."

"Passion is a curious beast, but when we feel its pull, there's no denying its power."

"He lights a fire within me."

"...when passion's a prison, you can't break free..."

"Sometimes love means letting go when you want to hold on tighter."

"Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal."

“Love...bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.”

“DANCE like there’s nobody watching. LOVE like you’ll never get hurt. SING like there’s nobody listening. LIVE like it’s heaven on earth.”

“Love...There is no set path, just follow your heart.”

"Love is patient, love is kind, love does not insist on its own way. Love bears all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails."

"Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it is better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together."

"If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden."

"If you really love something, set it free. If it comes, back its yours; if not it wasn’t meant to be."

"Knowing that I will have you makes me glad; loosing you will surely make me sad. I know you don’t need me bad nor do I want you bad, its just you’re the BEST I ever had..."

“Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last romance.”

"When you are in love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams."

“Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it.”

“Love is never wanting to lose faith, never wanting to give up, and never truly moving on. Love is knowing and praying in the deepest part of what's left of your heart that they feel the same.”

“Sometimes your nearness takes my breath away; and all the things I want to say can find no voice. Then, in silence, I can only hope my eyes will speak my heart.”

“Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.”

"My heart is a red rose. When happy, it sparkles brilliantly. When sad it bleeds and forms a dark puddle under it. When my heart dies, the soft fragile petals fall. So you might want to put your rose in a vase."

“'Tis said of love that it sometimes goes, sometimes flies; runs with one, walks gravely with another; turns a third into ice, and sets a fourth in a flame: it wounds one, another it kills: like lightning it begins and ends in the same moment: it makes that fort yield at night which it besieged but in the morning; for there is no force able to resist it.”

“There’s a fine line between love and hate. You’ve just got to figure out how, and when, to cross it.”

“Sometimes the things we want most are unknown to us. Or we've simply lost the ability to think of them. So our own emotions have learned to sneak up on us, then appear to make an impact, just so we could recognize them for what they are.”

“Love sees sharply, hatred sees even more sharp, but jealousy sees the sharpest for it is love and hate at the same time.”

“Everyone says love hurts, but that is not true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all pain and makes someone feel wonderful again.”

“We can be everything together, wherever.”

If you love SasuSaku, then copy and paste this into your profile

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Sakuranata, WeaponsMistress1, AppleBlossom69, Kinky-Nami-Lass, Sugar.Coated.Rainbow, Deidara's Sugar Girl, The Authoress of Heartbreak, Naruto-fan-Okami-chan, annee loves sasusaku

WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, Kashira358, bloodroseinthetwilight, CherryBlossomSavior, animefan831, candyluver, Naruto-fan-Okami-chan, annee loves sasusaku

If you actually read through this entire thing, and sorted out the ones that fit you, copy/paste this on your profile.

Oh, and I guess because everyone else seems to write this somewhere, 'hem': DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT (REPEAT, NOT) OWN ANY OF THESE NARUTO CHARACTERS AND WHAT-NOT! EVERYTHING BELONGS TO MASASHI KISHIMOTO!! Unless I make my own character, all that's mine are the stories! Okay, just wanted to get that out.

PROOF! That Sasuke cares... for Sakura. Got this from Cherryblossom-has-bloomed777

-During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time.

-When they were escorted Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come(of course, he didn't know that but still)

- When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna but Kakashi protected him and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her.

-During the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found Orochimaru, disguised as a Grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal style.

-Again during the Chunnin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't react when Naruto called him a coward.

-After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her.

-Also during the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her.

-Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receeded. There's gotta be something behind that.

-During the Perliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark receed was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop.

-After Garra semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had better save Sakura no matter what, then run away.

-Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, refering to Sakura.

-Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something by making Sakura fall in that manner.

-Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closly, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second.

-Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit.

-After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he saved her, he said that Naruto saved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like he wanted to save her.

-When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face.

-When Ino hugged in during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her.

-During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through.

-This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. The people that make Naruto might be hinting something.

-Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still.

-(Angel of Konoha) When Sakura asked to go with Sasuke, he replied that it was "too dangerous." He didn't want her to get killed.

-Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he does care about her in some way, I think.

-(From Angel of Cherry Blossoms)Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'.

-Lastly, when Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she lay.

If you think Sakura and Sasuke are meant for each other, copy this onto your profile.

~Naruto Birthdays~

January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankuro
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru


If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!)), ClarinetWrathArineko (Nara Shikamaru, Sabaku no Gaara, Richie from Pokémon, Jeremie from Code Lyoko),kaleni of the sand(gaara neji saskue shikamaru naruto and toshiro), Uchihas1010hyuuga (Neji (Naruto), Aqualad (TeenTitans), Ken (Digimon)), Sakura Uchiha Hyuuga no Sabaku (Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)), Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl),cherryblossomdream(naruto from shippuden, sasuke Uchiha (both normal and shippuden), rei(from beyblade), micro-ice(from galaktic football), ash(pokemon), annee loves sasusaku (Tobi! from Naruto)

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Gaara, Shikamaru, Sasuke, Deidara, Sasori, and ... TOBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! actually i like everyone but Orochimaru and Kabuto.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SASUSAKU!! (Absolutely, positively, without a doubt!!) NaruHina (Opposites attract! Ever heard that saying!? Uh-huh, kicked your non-NaruHina believing ASS!!) NejiTen, ShikaIno, and KibaTema

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? yaoi i guess. it depends on whos with who. but no yuri or hentai. thats just weird.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I wish!

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I only have a Sasuke card cause my mom says i have an unhealthy obsession.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? YES!!!!!!! my little Gaara!

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NARUHINA!! Kiba should be with Temari. i don't know why but he should!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUSAKU!! (And if you didn't catch the whole "Sasuke's dream is to restore his clan" thing, you better re-read the manga and watch the episodes again. And check for all the SasuSaku-ness there's LOADS!!)

9. Which team is your favorite? DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) NOOOOO. No, no, no. Everyone knows that Tobi = Maadara! >:D

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? =w= He is Naruto's father, you idiots!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? I like Tobi because TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke all the way (Sasuke, get your ass back to Konoha and go make cute Uchiha babies with Sakura already, dammit!)

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? no my mom actually BLOCKED all anime from my old laptop. but now i have a new one. and it password protected!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? SO CLOSE TO IT!!!!!!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADHD? As someone with ADHD (and i'm worse than Naruto on a GOOD day) i can tell you he does.

17. Sub or dub? Dub. subbed makes my head hurt.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura!! ALL THE FREAKIN' WAY!! Chyeah!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? I like Tobi :3

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Psh. What kind of question is that? EVERYONE KNOWS WHO HE IS! i got my BFF addicted to Naruto BECAUSE of Tobi!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Can't he be an ugly beast? Because I'm thinking that he's totally beast and is awesome but he's not that kewl with his looks, you know?

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Neji. i have a barbie doll that could be his freaking TWIN.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome and weird (in a good way)! YOSH! :D

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke because OMFG if he was just even a little more open or a little less revenge obsessed, he and Sakura would be like ready to marry after that time skip!

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? L-O-V-E them!! That's why I read them 24/7.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? a couple.

27. Do you like lemons? I will admit, I do read them. It's just expressions of love in writing!! :3

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Only because i have a habit of going on and on about them.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Uh, can I pretend that I know what that is? o.O

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Huh? Translation please??

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? All of my friends!!!!!!!! ('cept Nikki...)

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I draw their eyes. BUT YE

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' i was trying to draw Kiba and she asked my why i was drawing a fish.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Don't tell my parents. YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No im always broke anyway.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? i dont really wanna be scared for life...

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? NEVER!!!!!!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. no

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? yep!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? several.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? uh, DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

What Brings Us Together by Ruby1235 reviews
Sasusaku, Shikaino, NejiTen, NaruHina A one night stand causes a whole bunch of new problems for Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and Hinata. Now they struggle with their man, their parents deaths, enemies chasing after them, and unexpected pregnancies. New Version
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 440,043 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 12/7/2010
Red Thread by Typetypetype reviews
Their fates were joined together by a red thread from the moment they were born. Naruto and Sasuke were missing a member because of the insufficient number of academy graduates. Fate brought Sakura to them on their first C-rank mission out of the village. Who is she? How will she change Team Kakashi. Romantic Action. Prequel of 'A New Adventure with an Old Team'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,127 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Greatest Story Ever Told by BelieveDreamsComeTrue reviews
Kagome and Inuyasha were best friends in high school but due to a lie, their friendship was badly damaged. But the unthinkable happens after prom night and Kagome finds out she's pregnant. Raising her child alone, after 5years she finds Inuyasha is back.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,457 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
No letting go by MistressBlaque reviews
This is a collection of NaLu and other pairings oneshots - Twenty-sixth Chapter Summary: continuing on my GajeelxLevy binge; some lemony goodness for everyone. GaLe OOC
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,625 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
A Cinderella Story: Maximum Ride Version by Velevet Night reviews
A more modern version of Cinderella, but I twisted the plot a little. I'm pretty bad at summaries. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,116 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 8/17/2009
Of Waiting by feisu-chan reviews
Everyone heals in one's own time. Sakura had done it in seven years: leaving Konoha, coping from Sasuke and forgetting a child she still hopes never existed. Sequel to OF REDEMPTION.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,242 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Week the Olympians Visited by psychncislover reviews
Zeus has allowed the Gods/Goddesses to visit their demigod children at camp, but a God and Goddess will be put at wits end when their children fall for each other...PERCABETH! WRITTEN IN THE MOVIE'S VIEW OF THINGS, MOVIEVERSE...take your pick XD LET'S SAY IT AGAIN...MOVIEVERSE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,232 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 2/19/2010 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Grover - Complete
Naruto of the Nine Tails by EDelta88 reviews
At age nine the seal malfunctions warping Naruto's mind and body until he is little more than an animal but like they say, man's best friend, or girl's in this case. What now? Will he recover? NaruxHina SasuxSaku Feral!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,350 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Turbulence by ddpjclaf reviews
*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 210,843 - Reviews: 2327 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
There's Something About Rose Weasley by spacemonkey206 reviews
If there was one thing other then her brains and the unruly bushiness of her hair that Rose had inherited from her mother, it was her stubbornness, there was no way she was going to let her father tell her who she could be friends with. Rose/Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 81,435 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Unexpected Heir Part Two by CaseyLove reviews
Sequel to The Unexpected Heir. Baby James in tow, Harry, Ginny, Ron & Hermione embark on their mission to bring Voldemort down. How will things change now that there is a child involved? Time will tell. Reading The Unexpected Heir first is recommended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,757 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Bleak Resonance by SpeakNowLetGoGoodbyeLullaby reviews
Its based after the first Hunger Games book,right after Katniss pretty much broke Peeta's heart...just read it and post reviews please!I ain't postin any more of this story until I have at least one review...and DemonStar666,your reviews will not count!:P
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Katniss E., Pres. Snow
Kapuchuu to Vampire: XXX Means to Kiss by Ou-Rex reviews
The shenanigans are at an all time high with the group. Decisions are made and the Moka-centric world comes tumbling down when the harem refuses to dissolve regardless, it only seems to get bigger!
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 195,394 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
Black Moon by ShatterEveryWindow reviews
Sequel to "Daybreak." Everyone faces hard times, and the Volturi have the Cullens on a death sentence. They escaped the the first deadly battle with the Volturi, but can they do it again? Will Jacob and Renesmee's relationship be okay?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,901 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Incomplete by the.terrorist reviews
AU. Sasu/Saku. When her father told her she would have to marry a guy she knew nothing about, just because that was the best for their family, she knew she couldn't say no, just like she knew she wouldn't be happy. She just never imagined it to be that bad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 248,502 - Reviews: 3089 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
She's A Keeper by colourful-sand-dollar reviews
From that first fateful moment on the Platform, Rose, Albus and Scorpius have been inseperable. All they want to do is get through their years at Hogwarts unscathed. But is that even possible at such a school?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,586 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Mighty Vampire Aono by lord of the land of fire reviews
Facing certain death the vampire Moka has no choice but to give Tsukune one more injection of her blood. As she fears the blood transforms him... but not into a ghoul. Tsu X Mok
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,941 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
It Takes Six To Save The World by Heart of Diamond reviews
AU! Max believes shes the only one with wings. Until she is Nicks foster sister, the mysterious emo who Max immediately despises. Max and Nick face high school, fights, queen bees, prank wars, but a hidden cult is rising and hunting the six destined to save the world. Can they face their emotions and find the rest of flock before Itex attacks? Well… Jeff certain hopes so. Fax Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,139 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Max, Fang
Serendipity by Maximum Chaos-Chan reviews
It's a hard road to fame, especially when your in love with the competition. When you have to choose happiness or security, love or friendship, and fun or safety, when the one thing that guides you is the music you're losing. AU: SS,NH,KI,NT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,302 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Choice by lissvarna reviews
post Hunger Games. Peeta & Katniss share one night together on the train. In D. 12, she rekindles her friendship with Gale- and maybe more. But she can't forget that night on the train with Peeta, either. Then she gets news that changes her life.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,950 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Dilemmas by nanamisakurachan reviews
Sasuke is forced to marry Karin and procreate, as an attempt to escape his parent's harsh wishes-he lies: "I have someone and she's already pregnant." Oh damn, What now Uchiha? Simple: Haruno Sakura SasuSaku Summary edited 12/21/10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,291 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Black Rose by writer0306 reviews
Rose pushes everyone she loves away b/c she's depressed. Dimitri leaves to guard Tasha; he leaves Rose pregnant. Several years later, Rose is suddenly kidnapped by Strigoi and Dimitri comes back to help rescue her...and everything begins to unravel...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 164,257 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Indi: The Hunting Falcon by Heart of Diamond reviews
3/3 Bloodline Trilogy. Meet Indi Ride. 16 & longs to escape her home on Angel Island, but when Indi is thrown onto the ancient battlefield, how will she react when she finds out who her mum really is? Of course, then there's Chase… FAX NIGGY IndiXChase
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,238 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Max, Fang
Bad Always Leads To Good by I Love Dimitri Belikov reviews
STARTS AT THE END OF SPIRIT BOUND! Five years after Rose has been proven innocent and left court, she meets Dimitri again and has to live with him in the same house for unlimited time. And now she has some new cool powers and a new destiny in life.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3351 - Favs: 4,044 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nothing To Stay For by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
After Last Sacrifice, Rose, feeling rejected and unwanted, runs away from Court. She cuts off any contact with her friends and family, disappearing without a trace. And now the only man who can bring her back is the one who found her the first time...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 70,828 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Taboo by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is an average girl with a unique secret...she's the leader of a gang. What happens when her two worlds are on a collision course thats bound to end in catastrophe? And what about a relationship thats a taboo? ALL HUMAN. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 85,925 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Instances by Mae Snapdragon reviews
Throw a handful of words in a blender and pluck them out into a series of instances in the lives of Soul and Maka.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Things I Never Expected by TheFanfictionInator reviews
Thalia Wilcox, Albus Potter, Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy have been friends ever since they met on the Hogwarts Express. But in their Sixth Year a problem arises that threatens the Wizarding world. Can the quartet solve it and their many questions?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,507 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Metamorphic by fakeditfromthewordgo reviews
Friends, music and Converse. All Max needs to be happy. At least, until a certain black-haired boy comes into her life, and starts to turn all her ideas of boys in general upside down... Fax, Eggy/Igkachu: read it, it'll all make sense... *All human*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,783 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Fang, Max
How We Came To Be by KissingFire reviews
AU/OOC/M/ The way they felt for one another was not the way you should feel about a sibling. Not at all.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Bathingsuit Mishaps by Samanthabaker reviews
The gang spends the day at the beach where Tsubaki and Maka are hit on by some cute guys. What craziness will ensue? Some TsuxB*S and lots of MaxSo! WARNING: This is a LEMON and is rated M for a reason! Its also longgg and of course very sexual hehe
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,040 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 2,397 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ms X by Blade Redwind reviews
He wasn't opposed to being happy. If only half the women he'd been set up with were acceptable. How was it a certain brunette's half-cocked scheme worked in his favor? If only she didn't do it so *well*.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,623 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Akatsuki's Little Girl by Naru-Vampire reviews
My name is Nagato Sakura. As a Genin, I made a promise; to protect Naruto. I wouldn't let the life be sucked out of him. The only thing standing in my way is my family, the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,932 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Carry Our Burdens by rose-of-alabaster reviews
ABANDONED. Hogwarts needs protection. Protection that comes from something Voldemort has never seen before. The answer? Six Anbu level ninja from Konahagakure. Naruhina. Sasusaku. Nejiten. Shika, Ino, Kiba, & Hanabi much later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 124,258 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Covert Casanova by ddpjclaf reviews
She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,836 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Forgiveness by SunsetJello394 reviews
After the Paris fiasco in Angel, Max and Fang return to her hotel room to talk everything out. Talking leads to more - MUCH more. Fax fluff/smut.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Stay Leave Cry Dry Eyes CHOOSE! by SpeakNowLetGoGoodbyeLullaby reviews
Well,I was bored,and reading Fullmetal Alchemist while thinking about Maximum Ride,and THIS happened.It's based right after Fang left.It's an all-human,with a twist.Read on if you want to know what the twist is-I sure as hell ain't gonna tell ya!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Edward E., Max
Twice Shy :: Story Two by J R LeDoux reviews
Sequel to "Two Halves" by DameWren: Naruto and Hinata return to Konoha, wiser, older and stronger. But as they look to find the life they left behind, they discover that the more things change, the more they stay the same. What adventures await them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,028 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Back Again and Loving It by BrandedByYourHeart reviews
When their not-so-little girl returns, what kind of mischief will find her and how will she cope?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Forever by HollandMarie reviews
During FANG. What if Fang had one last birthday present for Max? What if it went a little too far, and left Max in a *air quotes* delicate condition? Rated M for a reason, people. -ON HOLD until my writer's block goes away.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Max, Fang
Janita by Gerao-A reviews
Five years passed since the Pain attack.Naruto is now a Jounin, Hinata lives in a far away vilage and has a little girl, but who is the father?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,758 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
You Know You Trust Your Partner by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
...when you ask him to go to the local pharmacy to buy you pads. Yes, THOSE kind of pads. - A series of one-shots depicting Soul and Maka's trust in one another
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,703 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Fallen From Grace by Sakura Pan132 reviews
Not everything is not what they seem.The Heartfilias dont seem like people who would have problems at home.But Lucy and Erza ar being abused and Fairy Tail has something to say about it.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
What Happened To Our Kunoichi? by SasuSakurulzes reviews
Sakura leaves Konoha just after Sasuke's leaving. She end up meeting with two of the Akatsuki members, she fights them, but gets knocked out. Later she finds out she's IN the Akatsuki, but who does she see again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,282 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vacation With My Enemy by StrawberryTarts reviews
"You're gonna kill me Tenten." He said chuckling to himself. I rolled over a bit looking at him, I held his face between my hands. "Only if I want to Neji."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Cheating Gets You No Where by Sefrion reviews
Sasuke has cheated on her for the last time. He begged her to stay, but it was fruitless. Five years later he finds out she is back, and with the biggest surprise he had ever recieved. Ready or not, daddy. LEMON IN FINAL CHAPTER!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,587 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3603 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Unwittingly in Love by UnwittinglyInLove reviews
AU. My name is May Maple. I am twenty-one and am about to embark on the greatest journay I have ever been on... With a little help from my friends and family. Contestshipping! Ash-Misty. Dawn-Paul. Max-OC. Brock-OC.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū
BathroomSex! What's that spell! by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Oh my god, Teme! This is better than porn!" "Hey kid, that's my daughter out there!" "D-Did I say porn! I-I meant corn!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Is What It's Not by sk8ergirl24 reviews
Shane Gray would never willingly choose to be in a relationship. And he sure as hell wouldn’t be forced into one. So why was his time being wasted with some wannabe singer? Because he couldn't ignore the undeniable feelings he felt for her. Shane/Mitchie
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,894 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Shane G., Mitchie T.
Crying on the Inside by Mollypolly55 reviews
I love Fang, I really do. I hope he still loves me after he finds out. We uh, kinda made love/did the dirty. But I have no clue what to do now! I'm sorta pregnant.. What do I do! Who do I tell! What about the flock! Most immportantly what about the baby?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 58,951 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Heart Never Lies by JenBeee reviews
An EdXWin 100 Themes FanFic, Mangaverse. Containing love, laughter, tears, angst, blood, sex and a plot! REVIEWS LOVED!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,699 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Edward E., Winry R.
Light in the Dark by Nokito-chan reviews
Neji was not good with words but now he needs words more than ever if he's to convince her to stay... NejiTen. Oneshot. Rated M for Lemon. Please review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Love's Lesson by NoReins94 reviews
Max is seventeen and loving life. That is, until, a heated arguement leads to a romantic night with Fang. Now she has to face the consequences that she cannot undo. Title is subject to change.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,677 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Who's Back? by Sessy52 reviews
Sasuke returns to Konoha with his nephew by his side and Sakura has to move in with them. But being so close to them only results in her falling in love. Children, drama, unhappy parents, and angry villagers. Life is never easy but love makes it worth it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 222,585 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 11/11/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Hunger by rain-of-the-soul reviews
She could never be with anyone but him. he could never trust enough to dare. They were the most deadly team in the village, and they knew it. finally edited for your reading pleasure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Serendipity by thesoundofsunshine reviews
Serendipity is accidentally finding something fortunate while looking for something entirely unrelated.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,391 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
My Niisan's Best Friend by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura Uzumaki has been in love with her older brother's best friend since a young age, but as the years past they have grown apart. She's convinced Sasuke hates her and that her dream to become Uchiha Sakura was a mere fantasy. Truth or Fiction? M 4 Lim
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,789 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Confrontation by Levi Ackerman reviews
Sakura finally confronts Sasuke. Set after chapter 470 of Manga. Read on to find out what happens... Includes NejiTen as second main shipping, with some NaruHina and InoShikaTema love triangle.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 144,008 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Your Questions Answered by Yours Truly the Flock by REAL-Ella-Martinez reviews
basically send in some questions and the Flock will answer them
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,603 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Around the World by Zikkie reviews
Max and Fang have finally gotten together, but then Max disappears. After finding a note from 'Max,' Fang starts a search around the world for her. But will he find Max? Or will his expiration date get him before he does? AH, AU. Sequel to Separation.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Fang, Max
Forgotten Angels by ToesNtheWater reviews
Clary and her family must flee the city when her sadistic father returns to their lives. At Luke's farmhouse Clary meets the Lightwoods and their adopted son, Jace. The misunderstood teens must overcome their difficult pasts together.OOC/Human/no bro/sis
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,095 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Together by darkpetaltaki reviews
She was ordered to be captured for a reason. She meets him again and things took a turn no one ever expected. The only way for them to get through things is to do it together...sasusaku...lemons in some chap. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 209,379 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Better Together by WakeUpSunshine reviews
SEQUEL TO INTO YOUR ARMS. Must read that first! Five years after Bella and Edward are married. E/B pov's plus L/M pov's.AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,518 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009
Summer of Chances by inukag4eva2282 reviews
**COMPLETE!** Kagome Higurashi's life just shattered, she has to move and leave her friends behind and her mom signed her up for a summer camp she doesn't want to go to. But once she meets her roommates she knows shes in for one hell of a summer...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,186 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Forgiveness Works Both Ways by AmberEyedGirL118 reviews
For 4 years, Kagome Higurashi has been hiding from the one person she's loved and feared for as long as she can remember. But what happens when she can no longer run and hide? And keep her biggest secret from him about why she left? InuXKag, MirXSan and..
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 149,460 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
WSD by XxMax UzumakixX reviews
SASUNARU SONGFIC ONESHOT. THIS IS MY VERY FIRST STORY, SO PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT. RATED T JUST IN CASE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lightning and Thunder by Powersthatbe reviews
When Jace finds out that Clary is training with someone else, he makes a deal with her that seal their fates together. A new rune appears that changes their lives forever. Jace/Clary R/R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,742 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
Maximum Ride: Why Me? by Ally Noel reviews
Max Ride is back and ready for action. Lots of FAX! i know you love it. R&R please! rated M for a couple of chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 33,536 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008
Murmur of a Heartbeat by BabiStarLite reviews
From Camp Rock to the real world. Camp Rock was Mitchie's only escape. And how she met Shane. They cross the toughest obstacles. They get together out of lust. Which slowly turns into love. Will they last in the end? Rated M for a reason. Smitchie.
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 127,094 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Shane G., Mitchie T. - Complete
I'm Gonna Make You Bend and Break by amaranthiin reviews
Max and the rest of the flock are still at Anne's place, before they ever even knew she had anything to do with the School. But what if Fang and Max had fallen for each other, and realized it, while they were still there? INTENSE FAXNESS. please review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Wings of Venom by Dawning Dream reviews
It's been three years since Itex fell and the flock is better than ever, and the flock is ready to settle down. They end up meeting some interesting people though. Twilight-Maximum Ride Crossover.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,753 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Max, Edward - Complete
Blink And You'll Miss Me by sarsaparillia reviews
Six girls. A band. Rebellion. No parentals. Skateboards. Freedom. Choice. Cars. Isn't that what every teenager wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 107,752 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Not So Childish Game by Lady Taurus reviews
Two unwilling souls, A perverted game, and a drunken threesome? NejixTenten Lemon Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
VA: Burn Back The Sun by Hetherlynne reviews
Have you ever been taken away from everything you once knew, and thrown into a world you've only known in fairy-tales? Welcome to my life. My name is Katheryn, Katya if you will, and this is a telling of my experience at St. Vladimir's Academy.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2009
The Reason That I'm Singing by Moliver reviews
Shane and Mitchie get together after Final Jam, can they survive being a celebrity couple? Mitchie becomes famous for being Shane Gray's girlfriend. She deals with dating a pop star, school and her aspirations to become a famous singer. Smitchie & Naitlyn
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 140,201 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
Song of the Heart by deansgirl33 reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon and Bella was changed.She has no memories from her human life and is to be crowned Volterra's Princess.When the Cullens arrive they're shocked. Now Bella has to remeber her love for Edward before she's gone forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,338 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Every Now and Then Again by aliasaurorasaccounthasmoved reviews
Sequel to Every Now and Then. The Promised Day has come and gone, Ed and Winry have unofficially "hooked up" and our two favorite alchemist brothers are faced with a sickness that leaves no one unchanged. Rated 'cause my characters cuss. COMPLETED!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 93,594 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Shadows of the Night by lil-lilac86 reviews
With Kabuto and Orochimaru dead, everything should go back to normal, right? WRONG! Hinata is in critical condition, Naruto is in absolute turmoil, and Akatsuki are still out there! Full Summary inside, Same pairings apply!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,264 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Changes Through Time by kishimat12 reviews
Max went missing for six months. When she comes back she has a new boyfriend, and it's not Fang. Will Fang be able to get her back or will he except the facts that she seems to have moves on?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Max, Fang
Flipped: Maximum Ride Style by everyoneisMISunderstood reviews
AU, no wings or School. Fang wishes Max would leave him alone, but Max can't seem to let go of her huge crush on Fang. When Max finally decided she wants to move on, Fang finally begins to realize how much he cares about her. Based on the book Flipped.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 41,942 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by luv2beloved reviews
AH, AU, OOC: The girls are best firends & are headed for 2 weeks to FL: Cruise & Disney World! What happens when barriers are broken & their past meets up with them? They may get more than they bargined for. Please R&R! Ch.1-17 Revised!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 212,988 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Lost by Person95 reviews
Max leaves the flock when she finds out she is pregnant with Fang's child. What happens when Fang finds Max? Fax, rated T for sexual references.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,022 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Max, Fang
Holding Hands and Neverlands by greyskys reviews
SEQUEL TO BIRDS, BATS, AND WEREWOLF PACKS! Max, Fang, and the gang are back in Forks attempting to start a family. The key word here being "attempt". When the US government takes an intrest in the Flock, what problems will arise? MaximumTwilight crossove
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Max
Rematch by IAmAngelCat reviews
The teens are at the beach, boys playing soccer as girls watch faithfully. Then something happens, thanks to Ino, that Sasuke has to play one on one with Sakura. What happens next as the ball goes flying? AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Revenge of the Broken by Randomitis Sufferer reviews
Fang broke Max 7 years ago. Now Max's back and kicking butt!. . . Without the flock. Who is Viper? Rated M for sexual references and language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Trouble by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
Kiba overheard the conversation between the girls. Now Sakura is in for punishment from Sasuke. One-shot. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Back to Forks by Stephaniiie reviews
When the Cullens left in New Moon the wolves were too late to save Bella from Laruent and she's a vampire. What happens when she goes back to Forks High school with Jake and they aren't the only "new" kids? Better summary inside. HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,003 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
This Is Me by EatSleepBreatheJonas reviews
Set after the Final Jam. Rated M to be safe. Most chapters are T, but occasionally, they're M. Smitchie.
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 117,865 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G.
Can't Move on Without You by AnimeRomanceFreak1990 reviews
Two lifelong best friends become lovers, Kagome suddenly disappears without telling Inuyasha she's carrying his child. 3 years pass and neither Inuyasha nor Kagome can move on. What will the future hold for both of them? What exactly will happen?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,284 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Anthology by Laura-chan reviews
Oneshots Collection -SasuSaku- Rating doesn't apply to every chapter: He had realized he had done the worst mistake of his life so far.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,019 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Cult by MightyMightyMafia reviews
It was like canvas tearing. A straight line of ripped fibers. Very little fraying along the edges. Poetry in motion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Want That Gang Leader To Be MY Girl! by XEmerald Goddess of The NightX reviews
The Emerald Slayers are a tough gang, but no one knows who their leader is. Turns out the leader is a female & 4 other gang leaders get interest in her. When she dates a gang leader, Sasuke, A LOT of fighting goes on. /Currently editing/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 182,676 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Skybreaker by venom.abyss reviews
The Flock rest in seattle to find dangerous secrets waiting... Life for the flock takes a unexpected turn. Max has to save the world alone. The flock corrupts at her leaving, devistated that shes not around, Fang takes lead promising to chase her down.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 29,031 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007
Overprotective by Laura-chan reviews
Overprotective teammates, unrequited feelings...How is Sakura going to survive her 22nd birthday? “My skirt is perfectly fine.”“I must agree with Naruto, Sakura. That skirt is too short.” TWOSHOT [SakuTeam7][SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,711 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The One Who Heals My Heart by Arrianna reviews
The fight with Naraku is over, and the jewel whole. But Kagome has been sent to her own time. She is now in college, and her room mate looks eerily like Sango. She also seems to be hiding something from Kagome. What's up with this girl and what is she hiding?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,206 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Sweet Summer Slumber by stfuSPARKS reviews
She was born to create trouble, thus, landing her in that dump of a summer school which would turn out to be the place with the best memories of her life. AU/sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,142 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 216 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Summer Vacation by ameo66 reviews
Having defeated Naraku, Kagome and Inuyasha figure they could try and bring their friends to Kagome's time. Kagome definately ends up having the best summer vacation a girl could have.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,529 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Bikini Blues by Saadia Mirage reviews
On a trip to the beach, Haruhi and Tamaki find some time alone. Silly antics and love abounds! Sort of a what if fic, speculating on the future of their relationship, a bit OOC. TamaxHaru lemon.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
An Unbreakable Love by ArchAnime reviews
Inuyasha and Kagome are still hunting Naraku as well as the jewel shards, but the two grow closer, and Kagome ends up pregnant! How will Inuyasha and Kagome deal with this, surely Sango, Miroku and the others will be a great help! COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 89,357 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Kyo by Ami DragonHeart reviews
Kagome saves a young hanyou, who starts regarding her as his mother, but what happens when this little hanyou decides one parent just isn't enough? KagInu. Does contain lemons
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,122 - Reviews: 2693 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Fleeting Epoch Change by ArchAnime reviews
Inuyasha gets stuck in Kagome's time and he ends up having to stay for a while and go to school with Kagome. That's not all.. he's staying in Kagome's room! Full summmary inside. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,511 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
SO SCANDELOUS by WheetWhoo reviews
Inuyasha and Kagome meet each other at a school... but things start to get out of hand! (May redo the first few chapters... but otherwise the chapters get better in the story) COMPLETED!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 86,248 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/11/2005 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Inuyasha You've Really Done It This Time! by TeenSpyGirl reviews
Ok I changed the title, it used to be called Kagome is Pregnant but that was cause I really didnt have a good name for the title. I like this one much more than the last one... *Chapter 19 is now up!* Please R/R!!!! Thanx
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,449 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Finding Her reviews
Lisanna comes back ad Natsu pushes Lucy aside. Lucy leaves. But Lucy and Natsu were closer than anybody thought. Now, fifteen years later, Lucy's back. With a little surprise. Or two. rating subject to change.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Black And White reviews
At age ten Sakura's parent's were murdered by a vampire. She and her baby brother leave town. Now, six years later, their back. With Sakur as a member of the undead! AU SasuSaku vampfic! R/R PLEASE! some characters slightly OOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Someday Soon reviews
Naruto & friends have been sent on a mission. To HOGWARTS! And the Akasuki/Oro have teamed up with Voldy! But their not after Sasu&Naru&Harry. Their after Harry and Gaara's preg. fiancee! What will come of THIS! R/R pwease? raiting prob going 2 change.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Three Years reviews
Sasuke let Sakura go to Sound with him. Problem? Sakura had major personality change! After beeing P.O by Oro, she's joind the Akasuki. Three years later, so has Team Hebi. But why does the Akasuki seem so...NORMAL? R/R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Make Me Sing reviews
6 Girls. 6 guys. two bands. 6 couples. 1 pregnant best friend. and of course, more music and hilarity and hurt than most could stand! AU put under SasuSaku but more Gaara/OC. WHOOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Love To Hate You reviews
my first naruto fanfic! Ino thinks Shika is cheating on her with Temari, so she leaves. craptastic summary, i know. ill put ages and pairing in later. rating probably gonna change. Chao, all!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Love Comes Easy Forgiveness? Not So Much reviews
another max gets pregnant story. i seem 2 write a lot of them. any way chances r, if u like I Still Hate You, u'll like this story. PLEASE R&R! rated M 4 language and LEMONS in later chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,159 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Max, Fang
I Still Hate You reviews
At age eighteen, Max got pregnant with Fangs baby, But leaves because Fang slept with another woman. Two years later, Max finds the flock while she and her daughter are shoping. Will she ever forgive Fang? Rated M for later chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,357 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Max, Fang