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Author has written 42 stories for Star Wars, New Jedi Order, Young Wizards, Young Jedi Knights, How to Train Your Dragon, Harry Potter, WALL-E, Dark Crystal, and Rizzoli & Isles.
Posting update: My psych class is finally over. I am working on updates and using them as part of my word count for NANOWRIMO. Most updates will be towards the end of the month (or as soon as I finish the edits). I appreciate your patience!
Always/Heritage- Once a week. May increase as time goes on. See A/Ns for details.
Here is the loosely devised posting schedule:
Primary Fics- Will be updated once a week. Depending on my schedule, it might be twice a week, but for now I'm saying once at least.
Secondary Fics/All Other Fics: Will be updated in the following order once every two weeks (weeks will rotate through a cycle with fics posted). If more updates can be made, they will be made in order of the cycle.
Due to the amount of fics I am currently running I am probably not going to be able to take any requests for new series fics. One shots are still a possibility but I feel it is important to be honest about my schedule right now.
Star Wars Announcement: I am currently working on my drawing skills in order to make a comic version of the Namesake series and its sequels. I will post updates about this project as it progresses but it is in the development stages. I am doing this partly because I need practice for comic writing/drawing (since I want to go into animation/cartooning) and partly because I've been toying with the idea of turning my Star Wars fics into comics for a while.
Primary Fics: "Jedi Mastery Book 2: Heritage"and "Always".
Secondary/Other Fics: 1. Somewhere Out There 2. In Rainbows 3. Look After You 4. Remember 5. Darkest Hour 6. Kingdom of the Light and Down to Earth (these fics need to get started so I am going to post them at the same time during the cycle). 7. Keeping the Faith 8. One-Shot series developments (if there are any I decide to continue).
SIDE NOTE: I am also now a member of A03 (Archive of Our Own): TheShortestManOnEarth. This is going to be my "Best Of" account and will include (eventually) some new fics I've been working on writing/drafting as well as selected fics from here.
Thank you for your patience!
Fan Fiction Series Links:
Prequels: 1. Somewhere Out There2. Pathways (Not yet written-will be linked when I begin writing it).
Phantom Empire Series (Sequel to Jedi Heritage): 1. Dynasty 2. Order of Chaos 3. Shadowmaker 4. Heir of the Mask
How to Train your Dragon:
FFN Nickname: Don
Real Name: First: That's for me to know and you to find out Middle: Contains any letters between A and Z and is as long as it is short Last: I could tell you... but then I'd have to kill you and anyone else you know.
Preferences (20 questions): 1. Tea vs. Coffee? Tea. 2. Fun vs. Boring (Excuse you?- FUN!!) 3. Caffeine vs. Sugar (SUGAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! RUNS IN MAD CIRCLES UNTIL RUNNING INTO A WALL) 4. Loyalty vs. Popularity (Screw you if you choose the latter). 5. Listening to the voices or listening to what the rice crispies tell you to do (Voices all the way-they're quite good company). 6. Playing cards in silence vs. playing cards while drunk or high on sugar (The latter of course). 7. Following directions or skipping them and then acting like you actually followed them? (The latter). 8. Being called a munchkin vs. being called a hobbit? (Stabs questioner through with a lightsaber and Sting). 9. Taking a risk or sitting on your butt? (What do YOU think?). 10. Choose one: Death by fire or water? (What kind of question is that? I choose you, Pikachu!! Runs off in other direction). 11. Apples or bananas? (I'm not inclined to answer that question it would risk angering the Fruit gods). 12. Your best friend just did something incredibly stupid, how do you respond? (Give them a high five and say "Awesome job! Encore!" or smack them over the head and say "You could have been more idiotic, what were you thinking?!"). 13. Starting your paper for class or writing fan fiction. (Fan fiction, duh). 14. Cookies or brownies? (That's like asking me to choose between a horse and being hoarse). 15. Favorite time of day? (Four in the morning when I'm so tired that I'm wired and have no control over what happens at that point). =P 16. You have just found out that a lion is loose in the area, what do you do? (Go find the lion of course, I've always wanted one for a pet). 17. You just rear ended the car in front of you, how do you handle the situation? (By acting like the other driver is a crazy monkey and I'm the zookeeper). 18. You are about to give your friend who is going into the real world for the first time some advice, what do you say? (Try the veal, it's delicious). 19. You almost killed someone with your bike, how do you respond? (Almost? Better luck next time). 20. How seriously are you answering these questions? (Depends, how seriously are you asking them? I'm half joking, which means I'm half serious. How's that?). 21. Okay, then what kind of humor do you like best? (The morbidly dark kind. Death's the final word! XD Monty Python). Wasn't that 21 questions? (Shrugs).
DRAGON PRIDE METER:
Fandoms: Star Wars (broadly defined), Young Wizards, and anything sci-fi or fantasy related works for me (and anime/manga).
Favorite Food: If we're talking kinds of food in the broad sense I'd say Greek or Japanese. If we're talking specifics I'd say chocolate or any kind of noodle dish (as long as it's not spicy).
Favorite kind of tic-tac (random I know): Wintergreen.
Eleven Random Facts About Me: 1. I don't have a car. 2. I'm a foodie 3. I get excited when anyone mentions the word "Japan" or anything related to it. 4. I'm a dreamer 5. I believe in evolution 6. I believe that respect is earned not given (regardless of age, gender or anything else) 7. I believe that the Constitution is treated like a joke (and people need to take civil rights more seriously) 8. I lived in Belgium for a year when I was nine. 9. I'm lactose intolerant 10. I don't smoke, there are better ways to die. 11. GO ANAKIN AND TAHIRI!!
School- I graduated from college and I'm now taking classes online in Psychology to go towards applying for an Art Therapy degree. Then I can eventually fund my animation business.
AIM- QuixoticQuest009 (I'm not on AIM as much as I used to be, so if you want to talk there, message me and I'll sign on).
Political Affiliation: Rabbits
Views on Life in General: Well, all I have to say is this: IF ANYONE THINKS THAT I'M DYING IN 2012, THEY'LL HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY LIGHTSABER. Enough said. I'd like to keep living thank you very much.
Nerdology: Well, I'm here aren't I?I nerd out therefore I am. My religion is the Jedi Code. Got any problems with that: you can answer to my pet rancor. =)
Yes or No?- Yes, I mean no, I mean yes, I mean- ghfhahahaahahahahahahahahgaahahahahahahahagarrrrrrrr!! (Bottom line: indecisiveness sucks).
Deviantart.com Link II (for my "best of" account and more visual arts stuff)- http://fedorasarefabulous.deviantart.com/
Religious View- I am, according to some a "half atheist" since I don't believe in God or any form of greater power but I still have spiritual beliefs like reincarnation. I don't bash people for religions though (I was raised Jewish after all and I am open minded). Whatever keeps you going and makes you smile is what you should believe in. =) I'm probably closer to a secular humanist or agnostic.
Pro Monkey World Domination?: Pro. But I'm also pro-kitty world domination (see bottom of my profile) so I don't know how that works out. ?_?
Current Classes in School- Just finished Intro to Psychology. I'll be starting Abnormal Psychology in a few weeks.
What Fandoms I don't like or Can't Understand- High School Musical (I loathe this so don't get me started), Twilight (I won't harp on you about this one, but I don't read or write it either), Jonas Brothers, and basically anything related to the Disney Channel isn't my thing I don't like most of them to begin with.
If you want to call me something simpler, then you can call me Don (that's not my real name of course- I'm not going to tell you what it is)- (as in Don Quixote- since that's where the word Quixotic came from and I like that word).
I really like fantasy and science fiction. My current obsession is writing my fan fic about Tahiri and Anakin in Star Wars since I, like many others was disappointed by the NJO series. I'm also working on some Young Wizards stuff, but it's giving me writer's block so it stinks.
My Beta: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1982823/jediluver033
Projects I'm working on or will start on later:
Heritage - Sequel to "Fallen Knight." part of the Jedi Mastery series. This is a few years later when everyone is older. I won't go into detail because it will give away the end of the Namesake Series.
Masterstroke- Sequel to "Heritage," the turmoil following the events in "Heritage" nearly brings the galaxy to its knees, will the New Jedi Order survive if its breaking point is from the inside?
Shades of Gray -Sequel to "Masterstroke" FINAL part of the Jedi Mastery series.
Dynasty- The children of the main characters in Jedi Mastery begin their own adventures.
Order of Chaos- Sequel to "Dynasty." A troubling enemy has arisen from the ashes of the defeated enemies of The Jedi Mastery series and he is an enemy many of the Jedi would rather not fight (sorry, until those stories are posted the summaries will continue to be vague). At the helm of a new order, this enemy has trained dark as well as light force Jedi to defy the New Republic as well as the newly formed Jedi Order.
Shadowmaker- The turmoil following the rise of the Order of Chaos sends fear into all the planets and in the ever growing shadows of the past, a ship, only known by its name, strikes blows to every planet in its wake. Is this another ally of the Order of Chaos or is it simply just a phantom killer out for revenge?
Bliss- A few chapters about Tahiri and Anakin a few years before the Yuuzhan Vong war begins and their lives are forever changed. Childhood bliss and joy only lasts for a moment and Anakin/Tahiri plan to enjoy every minute of it.
Along the Road- A piece that takes place in the future of Anakin and Tahiri's lives. They have a lot to think about and many people to remember.
Reflections in the Force- A reflection from Tahiri's POV about her past with Anakin and her feelings leading up to "Namesake."
Star Funked- Yes, Star FUNKED, here's why: The Mission at Mykyr (we all know it and we all hated it) but add in characters from Harry Potter and Naruto and let's see what happens. Parody/Humor. (Start is postponed- I am going to work on "When..." for a while, just to get the ball rolling).
Philosophical Suckage- Yoda and Luke train on Dagobah- only one thing is different- Yoda is lecturing Luke on how to deal with how much life sucks (stupid right?) but the twist is kind of a Yoda meets Descartes- "I suck therefore I am."
Revenge of the Cookie Sith- The sequel to "Temptation."
Childhood Friends- Alternate scenario for Anakin and Tahiri. What if they had both been orphans born on Tatooine? What would change and how would their relationship change now that they're in the same boat?
Breach of Command- I'm thinking of doing a clone wars commando story since I just picked up "Order 66" at the bookstore. This is also tied to the namesake series in a few ways (I'm not going into detail until the Namesake series is done because it will give away some of the good stuff in "Life and the Force" and "Heritage."
The Star King- Sequel to "Breach of Command," the years have passed since the end of the last story and the items left behind by Fenix Detron are rediscovered by a rebel squadron as they scrounge the remains of the Imperial bases. The Empire has fallen beyond repair but its servants still have the potential to rise again.
The Warriors in White- A new squad of stormtroopers trained to be the prime of the elite are determined to finish the brutal work of Detron but in doing so they endanger all that Detron stood for in the empire. As the Emperor finds out about these threats, he gives the order to have them executed on sight. The stormtrooper version of order 66 is about to take place in reverse.
Where We Left Off- Beet the Vandel Buster: The adventures continue as I would have written them from Volume 13. (To be started later when I'm done with everything else, it will be an ongoing series since I don't really do one-shots).
In Rainbows- Sequel to "Life's Song." TO BEGIN ONCE "A WIZARD ON MARS," IS RELEASED IN APRIL.
Cheese Slices- Wedge Antilles is fed up with the growing tension between Luke and Vader and stages an intervention. Humor/Comedy.
Monster- Teen Titans: I'm playing with this idea of a knight kind of thing but when the knight protects, the price is that the knight's deed becomes dark because he has to become dark to to be the best hero. BB becomes this kind of hero for better or for worse, and it distances him from the rest of the team. He also loses himself to his inner monster that has been building since Terra left. It's still in development but I'm hopeful that I'll get it up soon (like always it's not a one shot- it's a series- so development takes a lot longer).
What He Left Behind- HP- I didn't originally plan to do any HP stuff, but this story idea just came to me while I was considering alternate endings to fantasy series I've read. So basically the idea is this: Final Battle AU, some things don't go quite as the book writes it and as per my usual style of writing, there's romance and angst to be had along with some high time action. When heroics aren't enough, what's a guy to do?
Anywhere- YJK: There are some things in life that need saying, and some that're best left unsaid, Jacen, Jaina, Tenel Ka, Zekk, Anakin, Tahiri, and Lowie are about to find out what those things are. Short series.
All Things Go- YJK: Losing at a sparring match isn't quite as painful as having that which is important being gone completely- Series about growing up and apart.
Somewhere Out There- (Most of my stuff is AU, but I haven't done any classic AU stuff so here's one for that)Obi Wan Kenobi is a young padawan with determination and spirit that no one can break, but can even the most code bound young Jedi avoid collisions that are naturally bound to occur? (I'm thinking Obi-Wan/OC here). IP.
Darkest Hour- HP: Mega AU- The night Harry's parents are murdered Voldemort is about to kill Harry but hesitates... and decides to adopt Harry instead... but why?
The Promises We Make- Avatar. A promise made is a promise kept, but sometimes a greater calling asks more of us than we bank on giving.
Pathways- The untold story of Kirk Dekim. Who were his parents? Why did they leave? What happened before he entered Luke's Jedi Academy?Here is the complete story of Kirk Dekim before he was introduced in the Namesake series.
Any requests for stories- let me know!
Namesake- Pt. 1 of the Namesake series.
The Temptation:- Pt. 1 of the Temptation series.
When it Begins Again- Pt. 2 of the Namesake series.
Life's Song- Pt. 1 of YW series.
Memories- One-Shot, YW.
Scary Romeo and Spooked out Juliet- One-Shot, YW.
Graduation- One-Shot, YW.
Fever Pitch- One-Shot, YW.
Trial and Error- One- Shot, YW.
When the Tide Turns-One-Shot, YW.
At the End of the World- Poem/One-shot, NJO.
How Not to Show That You're in Love with Your Best Friend/Kit's Guide to Avoiding Love Disasters - One-shot, YW.
Debt- NJO- One-Shot.
Under the Stars- NJO- One-shot.
Falling Through a Cloud- SW-NJO-One-Shot.
Fix You- SW-NJO-One-Shot
Rabbit Hole- HP-One-Shot
A Rush of Blood to the Head- HTTYD-One-shot.
Life and the Force- SW-NJO- Pt. 3 of the Namsake Series.
I'll Take the Rain- HP-AU-One-Shot.
Fly Away Home- HTTYD Multi-chapter fic.
We Were There- HP-Post Series Memoir. One-Shot.
Cheers- HTTYD One-Shot for the holidays.
Beautiful World- HTTYD One-Shot. Post Film.
It Would Have Been Better- HTTYD. One-Shot. AU.
Fallen Knight- SW- Pt. 1 of Heritage Series.
Heritage- SW- Pt. 2 of Heritage Series.
Revenge of the Cookie Sith- ON HIATUS AGAIN, SORRY. =(
Always- Sequel to Fly Away Home. HTTYD. Future-Fic.
Remember- YJK- OFF HIATUS. Updates should be more consistent.
Somewhere Out There- Obi-Wan AU Fic. Prequel to the "Namesake" Trilogy. Updated. Postings will probably be over the weekend.
How do you spell a turkey?- One-Shot, YW. Thanksgiving of course. =) POSTPONED.
Darkest Hour- HP. Dark AU. IN DEVELOPMENT.
In Rainbows- Sequel to "Life's Song." Writer's block has been conquered and updates will be consistent.
Something to Believe In- HP. Post Series. Continuation of One-Shot. IN DEVELOPMENT/PROGRESS.
Look After You: Rizzles. Season 4 onwards. IN DEVELOPMENT/PROGRESS.
Favorite Character Pairings:
Anakin/Tahiri- I adore this pairing!! (though I feel badly for my character James because he gets left out of the loop- see story for reference)
OC (James)/Wyn Fel
Jag/Jaina (I guess if the story is well written I can read J/J)
Kirk/Natie (OC pairing- see my "Namesake" series for reference)
Apples/Bananas (Wait... those aren't Star Wars Characters... OR ARE THEY??)
Otani/Koizumi (Lovely Complex)
Beet/Poala (Beet the Vandel Buster)
Shinichi/Ran (Detective Conan)
Masaru/Haruna (Monkey High)
Chrono/Rosetto (Chrono Crusade)
Naruto/Hinata (Naruto)- probably one of my only non-canon pairing favorites
Sawako/Kazehaya (Kimi ni Todoke)
Makoto/Ito (W Juliet)
Sakura/Shaoran (Cardcaptor Sakura) I adore Shaoran!!
How to Train Your Dragon
Rizzoli and Isles
Jane/Maura (Rizzles all the way!)
Myka Bering/H.G. Helena Wells
Me Chocolate = Fudge... Wait... WHAT??
-I like fudge (wait, understatement- I LOVE FUDGE!!)
-Politics- kinda irrelevant on a fan-fic website but see the top of my profile if you really want to know)
-I love Monty Python- freaking funny stuff that.
-Apples, I like apples
-I hate it when I have bad grammar or spelling
-Joy to the World (Great Song!!)
Questions and Answers! I forget where I copied and pasted these questions from.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Well, not to be all grim but I got my from a transplant to save me from cancer.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Naruto posters, a Pink Floyd poster, and a Death Note Poster (and one horse poster on the door to my bathroom)- This is at home not at college. At College: Pokemon poster, Van Gogh's "The Bedroom" tiny poster (on the door to my closet), Eureka Seven poster, FMA poster of Ed and Al, wolf calendar, and a poster from Full Moon O' Sagashite.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? None of the above except grind my teeth on occasion.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Mostly rock but I listen to a little of everything (except for rap and hip hop).
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 5 PM.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Anakin Solo and Tahiri Veila as a couple. BRING ANAKIN SOLO BACK!!
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S) Well, my computer for one and all of my books.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? I’m a hobbit. 4 “9.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? I believe a YES is in order.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? The real question is when DON’T I get scared since that’s almost never.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Hmm, I'd say a jerk whose name I will not speak.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I think you need to leave… NOW BEFORE I KILL YOU FOR SPEAKING OF THIS EVIL!!
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Dark hair definitely and if possible I’d like blue or deep brown eyes.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? A nerd convention of some sort.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither, I operate solely on sugar. =)
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Just good old cheese pizza works just fine for me.
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Japanese food since I’m always in the mood for it.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED The hope bracelet from when I was a baby (my parents bought when I was sick it to give to me when I was older)
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Past tense. I was in love with a guy but it didn’t work out so I’m still searching.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Um, ew, no.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? My skin.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes.
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? His name is Apollo the sun dog.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I doubt I’d have any choice, those kinds of things happen whether you like it or not.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU Just outright say it (guys don’t really get the message unless you say it flat out).
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 23
31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? One of my best friends from high school.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? When people say “You’re short.” Thank you, Captain Obvious.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Many times.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Chocolate and a really nice smile.
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Well, I did meet Lance Armstrong at a gathering for cancer survivors but that’s not much.
37. FIRST JOB? Official job? Working a writing tutoring center.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No, but I want to.
41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Wouldn’t you like to know? Ha, ha. Just kidding. I was on FFN, what else?
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yup.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My ability to listen to other people’s rants.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yes and it sucked monkey balls.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Object wise? More books. Other stuff wise? I want mutual love since I seem to have an unrequited curse.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? As of right now, zero.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My great great grandmother from Poland.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Every so often, yes.
48. WHAT HAPPENED TO QUESTION 48? I sent it an alternate dimension.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Pantene.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Salami.
52. ANY BAD HABITS? Why would I tell you?
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? The Little Mermaid Soundtrack.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Why the hell not?
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Only if you smell and look like you were born on Nal Hutta.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Keep it pent up until it explodes and then I yell until I calm down.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Literally or figuratively? Literally my second home is my dorm at college and figuratively my second home is the bookstore.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Playmobile.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I lost count.
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yes, but now he creeps me out. Him and Elmo.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Who, me? Nah, couldn’t be.
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mac all the way but sometimes I like my potatoes.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? I guy who doesn’t run in the other direction when he finds out I’m a mega nerd and that I’m a tom-boy.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Bond, James Bond (just kidding). Most people just call me by my first and last name together because they’re kind of conjoined. One of my friends has nicknamed me “Shippo” for some random reason. I won’t say what my parents call me because that’s too personal. Other nicknames... Princess Leia, I hated that one though. I've been called "Jeremy's sister," "Weird," "Hey You," and "Oh, I forgot your name" many times.
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? How do you expect me to decide that? Oh, very well. Paul Simon/Simon and Garfunkle or Tom Petty.
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? NCIS
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? I took the ACT and that's all you really need to know.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate.
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? I have no idea, good question.
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? A day ago.
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? No, really?
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I don’t really know. When driving I think around 45 MPH.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Waves hand You will answer the questions.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? “I Want You to Want Me” by Cheap Trick
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Tea with soy milk and honey. =)
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? One of my parents.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? What kind of smile they have and then I look at their eyes.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Oooo, toughie. Let me think…. Currently I’m thinking about the meaning of the song “Brainy” by The National because it’s cool. Or “Fake Empire” by The National is pretty sweet too. “Kodachrome” and “Boy in the Bubble” by Paul Simon are always great ones for me.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE- High School Musical and Adolf Hitler I can’t pick since they’re both evil in two very different ways.
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? January, also like May because it’s still not burning hot outside but the vegetation is available for viewing.
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Leo, my own!
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Blondish brown with little bits of red.
86. EYE COLOR? Hazel.
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? I don’t eat fast food.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? DUH!!
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? NCIS.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? My birthday.
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I am tone deaf and I am uncoordinated.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I’m a Democrat and super liberal, so sue me.
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs. Although if it was someone I don’t like I’d say RUN AWAY!!
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships. Yeesh, what kind of a question is that?
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? I bought the YJK series from ebay since I regretted selling mine after I got pissed from NJO (resulting in the sale of most of my SW books).
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? My what?
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING Jedi Academy Book 2: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson.
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Nonexistent.
YOU HAVE A SON, WHAT WOULD YOU NAME HIM- Either Timothy Ray or Jason Anakin.
YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER, WHAT DO YOU NAME HER- Rose or Tahiri. XD. =)
MY BIGGEST HELP- Books and my friends.
FRIENDS ONLINE- A few.
FAVORITE ANIMAL- Wolf, lion, or dragon I can’t choose.
FAVORITE SPORT- Capture the flag.
FAVORITE SEA- I dunno, the Med?
EYE COLOR- Hazel
HAIR COLOR- Brownish blond with red.
FAVORITE GODDESS- My mom.
FAVORITE GOD- Apollo. But I’m agnostic so it’s purely for story purposes.
FAVORITE TEACHER- Yoda.
WHAT DOES YOUR USERNAME MEAN? It’s from Don Quixote, the word quixotic means “idealistic” and therefore my quest for fan fiction is idealistic (yet fun). The Don Quixote is because the whole thing was the guy was on a wild quest that never succeeded and I think that’s cool.
FAVORITE COLOR- Green or night blue.
FAVORITE COUNTRY- Japan, Israel, and Ireland (and Belgium because I lived there for a year).
Favorite Movie: Star Wars! Word.
Favorite Book: I have no idea. I’ll just pick one I’ve read recently: “Last Command” by Timothy Zahn.
Favorite Greek god: Apollo!
Bow or Sword? Sword!
Favorite PJO character: I don’t have one since I never read the series.
Favorite PJO pairing(s): Once again, I don’t have any.
Gods or Titans? Titans.
Coffee or Tea? Tea
Bread or Matzah- Matzah.
Weapon of Choice? Lightsaber or a giant gundam.
Favorite Star Wars pairing? Classic: Padme/Anakin Books: Anakin/Tahiri
Favorite Quality in a Friend? When you can trust them completely.
If you could change your name what would you change it to(M&F)? M: Anakin or Kino (Anakin pretty close to my real name) F: Tahiri or Jaina.
Dogs or cats? Dogs.
Bunnies or Rabbits? Both.
Art or Math? Art.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now
“It was different somehow.” (From "Obi-Wan Kenobi Life and Legend").
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My dog’s snoring.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was walking home from the bus stop.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
FFN in general.
9. What are you wearing?
10. Did you dream last night?
If I did I don’t remember.
11. When did you last laugh?
When I read a cute fan fic about Anakin/Tahiri.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Posters and my bulletin board.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
How about everything?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
You tell me.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Footloose I think.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I’d invest in my comic company and then I would buy the rights to Star Wars from George Lucas so I can bring back Anakin Solo. Huzzah!
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I hate tomatoes.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Undo the part of Star by Star where Anakin Solo dies, and have him marry Tahiri (I agree with the person I copied this from).
19. Do you like to dance?
Yes, but I am uncoordinated.
20. George Bush:
To be fair, he wasn’t horrible but he did many things I don’t agree with so I honestly don’t like him very much as a leader.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Put your I-Pod on shuffle and write down the first song that comes up. NO CHEATING!!
Opening Credits: Sevivon (Various Artists)
Waking up: Hard to Say I’m Sorry (Chicago)
First Day of School: Love Rescue Me (U2)
Falling In Love: In Repair (John Mayer)
Fighting: Farewell (Yiruma)
Breaking Up: Just You and Me (Chicago)
Driving: Operator (Robert Plant and Alexis Korner)
Mental Breakdown: Rocket Man (Elton John)
Getting Back Together: Shape of My Heart (Backstreet Boys)
Prom Night: Beat It (Michael Jackson)
Wedding: Bride of Rain Dog (Tom Waits)
Birth of A Child: Number 1 Fear (Jerry Seinfeld)
Final Battle: Les deux amours de Johnnie Gray (Joe Hisaishi)
Death Scene: Break Me, Shake Me (Savage Garden)
Funeral: Baba O’Riley (The Who)
End Credits: Dig It (The Beatles)
"Fall in love or fall in hate. Get inspired or be depressed. Ace a test or flunk a class. Make babies or make art. Speak the truth or lie and cheat. Dance on tables or sit in a corner. Life is divine chaos. Embrace it. Forgive yourself. Breathe. And enjoy the ride..."
"My best friend is a person who will give me a book I have not read."
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."
"What's popular is not always right and what's right is not always popular."
"Not all who wander are lost."
"When I get a little money, I buy books; and if any is left, I buy food and clothes."
"If I knew everything then I wouldn't need to be here."
"I've found the paradox: that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love."
"I don't pretend to know what love is for everyone, but I can tell you what it is for me; love is knowing all about someone, and still wanting to be with more than any other person. Love is trusting them enough to tell them everything about yourself, including the things you might be ashamed of. Love is feeling comfortable and safe with someone but still getting weak at the knees when they walk into a room and smile at you."
“Are you coming? See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station.”
-Ernie Capadino (Quoted from the film “A League of Their Own”).
"All you really need is love but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
-Peanuts (Charles Shultz)
"Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate."
-Peanuts (Charles Shultz)
"Dear IRS, please remove me from your mailing list."
-Peanuts (Charles Shultz)
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."
-Peanuts (Charles Shultz)
"I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong."
-Peanuts (Charles Shultz)
"I think I've discovered the secret of life- you just hang around until you get used to it."
-Peanuts (Charles Shultz)
"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back."
-Peanuts (Charles Shultz)
"If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself."
-Peanuts (Charles Shultz)
"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?"
-Peanuts (Charles Shultz)
"To live is to dance, to dance is to live."
-Peanuts (Charles Shultz)
"There's no such thing as maturity... unless you're a plant."
"There's no such thing as failure. Only EPIC FAILURE."
"Dear me, what are those things coming out of her nose?"
Picks up binoculars
"Oh shit, there goes the planet."
- From the film "Spaceballs"
"There are no accidents."
-From the "Young Wizards" book series by Diane Duane
"Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans."
Imagine there's no Heaven
Imagine there's no countries
You may say that I'm a dreamer
Imagine no possessions
You may say that I'm a dreamer
-"Imagine" written and performed by John Lennon- If you can imagine this dream and believe it will come, repost this to your profile.
"Love sought is good, but given unsought is better."
If you love Charles Shultz and Peanuts post this to your profile. Nine years gone and we still can't get over it. RIP Mr. Shultz, you're missed and loved.
1. Writing (period)
Other things I like:
2. Science Fiction and Fantasy
3. Going to Plays and Movies
5. Anakin Solo and Tahiri Veila- The best characters in SW that are underused and unappreciated in the Star Wars series NJO (and beyond). Most of my stories are dedicated to the two of them.
6. Music (I could list bands forever- so I'm only going to list tops- which is still a long list but shorter than the other one): L'arc en Ciel, Simon and Garfunkle, Paul Simon, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Killers, The Police, CCR, Cat Stevens, Eric Clapton, Queen, Tom Petty, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Asian Kung Fu Generation, Orange Range, Urufuruzu, John Mellencamp, T.M. Revolution, The Beatles, D-51, Elton John, Pink Floyd, Paul McCartney, Journey,Weezer, Dire Straits, Phil Collins, Green Day, Billy Joel, Peter Gabriel, Three Dog Night, U2, Chicago, Eagles, Elliot Smith, The Who, Rolling Stones, The Kooks, Doobie Brothers, David Bowie, Led Zeppelin, Guns N' Roses, Belle and Sebastian, Sufjan Stevens, and Mark Knopfler (okay, this is still kind of long but it's all good).
I wonder what would happen if Kakashi Sensei had to go to the dentist. Then maybe we'd get to see his face. I might use that as a story premise.
My college work is making most of my work go on HIATUS!!(scary thought- though not nearly as scary as Darth Vader drinking chocolate milk through a crazy swirly straw).
Another scary thought: Boba Fett eating cookies while Darth V. drinks chocolate milk.
Random Copy and Paste
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
"I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!" -Kitty
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
If you absolutely adore Darth Vader, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.
DON SAYS: "I do have my own little world... It's called my life." Quote Don AKA Quixotic Quest
IF YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LIFE AND SIMPLY WANT TO LIVE IT HOW YOU DREAM IT- POST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office. (Actually I can't make any guarantees about that, it sounds like too much fun)- Don.
98 percent of teenagers currently do smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. (Smoking sucks).
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.
Here are some sayings courtesy of Asia Grimm (Thanks!) =)
Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me !
Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.
Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Criticizing is easy, art is difficult.
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.
Not to care for philosophy is to be a true philospher.
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
The best mind-altering drug is truth.
Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
A winner listens, a loser just waits untill it is their turn to talk.
Guns don’t kill people — people do.
He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
If you are not part of the cure, then you are part of the problem.
The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.
The best things in life are not things.
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn’t.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.
You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good.
I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.
“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.
I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
If the opposite of pro is con, then, what's the opposite of progress?
Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?
Isn't it ineteresting how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
If vegetarians eat only vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? (Good question).
Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship it's called CARgo? (I never thought about that, that's really funky).
You're a 90's kid if:
The voices might not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over, so where do I go now?!
A friend will take you to Wall-Mart to buy a pregnancy test, but a BEST friend will be standing outside the stall door, screaming: NAME IT AFTER ME!
A friend will come bail you out of jail, but a BEST friend will be sitting next to you in the cop car saying: "That was AWESOME! Let's do it again!"
Don't knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run! He hates that!
A friend will go to a concert with you. A BEST friend will be slinking around with you backstage with a fishing net, a dog collar, and a baseball bat, waiting for the opportune moment to kidnap the band.
Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun!
A friend will say: "You deserved better anyway!" but a BEST friend will be calling him at 1 A.M making chicken noises.
Come join the Dark Side! We have cookies, you know.
Welcome to the Dark Side! You aren't really surprised that we lied about the cookies, are you?
Be nice to your kids. They're the ones who'll be choosing your nursing home when the need arrives.
I want a man who, when I come running up with tears coursing down my face, smearing my mascara, my hair a mess, and sobbing hysterically, the first thing he says is: "Baby, you're beautiful. So, who's butt to I have to kick?!" and really means it.
Well behaved women rarely make history.
Do NOT interrupt me when I am talking to myself!
I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.
JUDGE ME, and I'll prove you wrong; TELL ME WHAT TO DO, and I'll tell you off; SAY I'M NOT WORTH IT, and watch were I end up; CALL ME A JERK, and I'll show you one; SCREW ME OVER, and I'll do it to you twice as bad; CALL ME CRAZY, and you really have no idea!!
Sometimes, I pretend to be normal. But then it get's boring, so then I go back to being me.
I've built a wall. Not to keep anyone out, but to see who loves me enough to climb over it. Or who hates me enough to blow it up.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance?
What's this thing you call "Normal"? Is it contagious?! OMG!! Don't touch me! I might catch your "Normal"!
Arms are for hugging. Boyz are for kissing. Sluts are for dissing. Best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slut and all you really need is a hug.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep--not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Sometimes it's best not to question a friend. Just help them dump the body bag in the river.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
It's Me and You vs. The World. . . we attack at dawn.
Excuse me, but I have minds to twist and values to warp.
One day your prince will come! Oh, mine? He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!
If insanity was a person, he/she would be my best friend. If you agree copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think reading fan fiction is like eating pistachios (ie you can't just eat/read ONE)- copy and paste this onto your profile. =)
This has got to be one of the most clever
When you rearrange the letters:
THE MORSE CODE :
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
This thing is great, don't be afraid to be who you are!
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika,BFSF, Don "QuixoticQuest,"
You Know You Live In 2008 When You...
1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.
If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.
If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.
If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.
If you think that siblings were born to annoy, paste this on your profile.
If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.
If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.
If FanFiction.net is to you, what MYspace is to others, paste this on your profile.
If you're on fanfiction.net right now...put this on your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
Nerds, Unite! If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profiled, and add your name: 4-eyedDragon, PokemonKnight, Don “QuixoticQuest,”
If you think you're never to old for something until you make yourself to old, copy and paste this onto you profile and add your name: PokemonKnight, Don “QuixoticQuest,”
If someone tells you not to laugh at them or they'll kill you and you reply "kill me now 'cause I'm laughing at you," copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: PokemonKnight, Don “QuixoticQuest,”
If you are a bookworm and proud of it: copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think boys are dumb: copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you find yourself staring off into space for no particular reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
these are real goofed up Head lines what do you think they were really trying to say
JUDGE NOT CONVINCED MURDER VICTIM IS ALIVE
11 HIGH STUDENTS SCORE PERFECT GRADE
MAN KILLED OVER PHONE
POLICEMAN SHOOTS MAN WITH KNIFE (That takes some mad skills)
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH (I'll have to think about how many interpretations there could be of that one)
If you joined the Dark Side because we have cookies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would stand up for your favourite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Amethystaquamarine34azure, Nightcrawler's Shadow, Don "QuixoticQuest,"
If you've ever gone into a mini rant about your favorite pairings, copy and paste this onto your profile and name your favorite ship: Anakin/Tahiri. =)
92 percent of the teenage population has switched to rap music. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you really couldn't care less about what type of music everyone else listens to as long as you're jammin' to your own beat.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
TRUE FRIENDSHIP (The real thing)
Are you tired of all those "friendship" poems that sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy smiley faces, just the stone cold truth of great friendship!
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the fucking bastard who made you sad!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you!
3. When you smile -- I will know that you got laid!
4. When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you every chance I get!
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whinging!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words!
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you get well. I don't want whatever you have!
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass!
This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why"? You may ask, "because you are my friend"
Not So Fireproof
1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Feels Like the First Time (Foreigner)
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Don't Back Down (The Beach Boys)
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Brand New Day (Van Morrison)
4. WHAT IS 22?
Seki Ray-Instrumental (Gackt)
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
The Weight (The Band)
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
The Flag Parade-Star Wars Episode 1 (John Williams)
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Life is a Highway (Tom Cochrane)
8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
The Snoopy Song (Teddy Kempner)
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Start A War (The National)
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Don't Ask Me (Ok Go)
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Give a Little Bit (The Goo Goo Dolls)
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades is Out To Get Us! (Sufjan Stevens)
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Welcome to Paradise (Green Day)
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
I Want You to Want Me (Cheap Trick)
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Big Trouble (Trout Fishing in America)
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Ease Your Feet in The Sea (Belle and Sebastian)
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Hallelujah (John Cale)
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
It's Your Day (Yiruma)
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Know Your Enemy (Green Day)
21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Joy to The World (Three Dog Night)
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Nine in the Afternoon (Panic at the Disco)
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Chaconne 2- With Guitar (Yiruma)
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Black Stone (Gackt)
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Ultra Soul (B'z)
26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Not So Fireproof (John Powell)
STEREOTYPES ARE BAD. THE ONES IN BOLD ARE THE ONES THAT APPLY TO ME.
Repost this if you agree.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I have LEARNING DIFFERENCES so I MUST not be intelligent.
I'm SHORT so I MUST like being regarded as and called "cute."
I'm a Tom-boy so I MUST be rebellious.
I am OPEN MINDED so I MUST have no opinion.
I eat healthy and exercise so I MUST not be enjoying myself.
I am a college student who doesn't like partying so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm a GIRL so I MUST like shopping for clothes.
I read fantasy and science fiction so I MUST have no life.
I'm a GIRL so I MUST wear makeup and dress up for boys.
If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie or book, copy and paste this into your profile! (Who on FFN hasn't?).
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you wonder who started this stupid list in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever spoken in a foreign accent without intending to, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think it is an accomplishment to be a virgin in high school and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you think Star Wars is better than Star Trek, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's funny to watch your friend do something stupid, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you sing We Wish You A Merry Christmas in the middle of July, copy and paste this to your profile (Yes, and I'm Jewish to boot!)
If you laugh when some one says doo-doo, yet again, copy and paste this to your profile (All the time).
I've been told I am an anomaly among people of my generation by those older than me.
I've been told I'm a misguided dreamer and find nothing wrong with it.
I've been told that your inner strength is the only thing you can count on and believe it.
I've been taught that people come and go from your life rapidly but the impression they leave is forever.
I've been shown Fear of the unknown is the reason why people don't want to see outside the box.
I've seen first hand the feelings of almost losing both parents due to the negligence of a driver.
I've sat beside people from all walks of life and many of them have become close friends.
I've felt the weight of responsibility of someone twice my age and have a better understanding of what to expect.
I live in the real world but like to dabble in the worlds of fantasy from time to time.
I love horses because when around them you can be yourself and only be judged by the love you give.
I love to write simply because it's a creative expression and a way to pass the time.
Girls Don't Realize These Things;
If you think High School Musical just plain sucked and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
Oath to the Review Revolution
I, Don "QuixoticQuest", do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the review revolution, post this in your profile and join the revolution.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do it at random moments; copy and paste this in you’re profile.
If you utterly loathe and despise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster, EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Don "QuixoticQuest,"
Try Not to Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you
If you almost cried while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore, Moonstream-Warrior, Spottedpaw13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Don "QuixoticQuest,"
A large percent of writers don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” If you’re one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you’re part of the 7 percent who would asked that person, “What was your first clue?”, copy this into your profile.
If you’re so obsessed with Star Wars that you spend hours imagining yourself living in that galaxy, copy this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
If you haven’t died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wonder why Star Wars fans don’t have a cool name like Trekkie, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate when people mistake Star Wars for Star Trek, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it’s stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
I don’t write slash! If you don’t write slash, copy and paste this into your profile.
Whenever you hear the word Star Wars, you stop what you are doing, perk up and eavesdrop, copy and paste this on your profile.
You may be obsessed with Star Wars if...
... Your favorite book of the Bible is Luke. (I never thought about that, but yes, now it is).
... You refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.' (No, but that is a great idea).
...You have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area. (I am definitely going to do that).
... You address your teachers as "Master." (I started calling my dog Master because he reminds me of Ikrit).
... You have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon. (I’m going to try that now).
... When an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you. (I improvise if it doesn’t).
...You wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors. (I do it at traffic lights too)
... You have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally. (Who hasn’t?)
... You have ever attempted to perform a jung ma.
... You even know what a jung ma is.
... You have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.
... You know how to write in Aurebesh.
... You have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'
(...You have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky)
… You have attempted to use a Jedi mind trick on the person next to you.
… You have quoted a line from the movies or made a reference to the books at random intervals in conversations.
… You have told a non-Star Wars fan “Your lack of faith is disturbing.”
… You have called your dog a “Walking Carpet.”
… You call your watch a chrono.
… Your favorite kids’ story is “The Little Lost Bantha Cub.”
… You have eaten steak and said, “This tastes like nerf.”
… When someone has told you “I love you,” you reply “I know.”
…You refer to people you don’t like as “”Imperials.”
… Darth Vader both scares you and makes you go “He’s cool.”
... You get Star Wars ringtones for your phone.
… You think teachers who give you homework are “Bantha poodoo.”
… You have asked your parents to buy you a landspeeder instead of a car.
… When you pay for something you ask, “How many credits?”
… Your favorite card game is sabacc.
… You KNOW Han shot first.
... You understand any of this.
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you’re in love with a fictional character copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yes, and poles, walls, doors, door frames, sign posts, and people).
Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you agree with the following statement: I know a guy/girl like the one described above in "Girls don't realize these things" and I know that they would do any of the following for me. I have an important person in my life and I would give them infinite chances over some jerk any day of the week. Hurrahs for the non-jerks in this world!!
The 10 Things We Say When We Mean Something Else
10. I'm walking beside you and I bump your shoulder and say "Sorry," when I mean to say "I'd never hurt you."
9. I'm sitting with you on the couch and I laugh at something one of the characters says while saying to you, "That was a great joke," when I mean to say, "You're the reason I love to laugh and enjoy myself."
8. I tell my friends "You're nice," when I mean to say "You're wonderfully indescribable."
7. You start walking home after we've hung out together and I say, "Hang on, here's that book/movie I wanted to lend you," I really mean to say, "I don't want you to leave."
6. I say, "You're the best friend anyone could ever have," when I mean, "You're irreplaceable."
5. I fight with you and say, "Being with you complicates things," when I mean, "It's hard for me to work through life, but you're the reason I can get through it."
4. I say "I know a few great guys (or girls)," when I mean, "I know a few great guys (or girls) but none of them are you."
3. I say "It's your fault!" Or "It's my fault!" When I mean to say, "You let me be human and be myself."
2. I stand beside you and I say, "I'm sorry," whenever our bodies brush in the slightest. When I mean to say, "Don't let go."
1. I get frustrated, agitated, and talk about so many things over the phone, in person that aren't that important, and at the end of the day I say, "See you tomorrow," when I really mean, "I love you."
IF YOU'RE SOMEONE WHO HAS HELD BACK WHEN YOU MEANT TO SAY ANY OF THOSE THINGS (OR THINGS LIKE THOSE) TO SOMEONE IMPORTANT TO YOU: POST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE, ADD YOUR NAME TO THIS LIST AND THE NAME OF THE PERSON YOU WANT TO SAY THOSE THINGS TO.
Don "QuixoticQuest"- (not sure),
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,bright black stars,BirdsofPrey9832, Josephine18, Jedipilot24, AtrumUnas, the good dr, Don "QuixoticQuest".
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you suck at video games copy this into your profile. (Um, yes? My brothers beat me all the time).
If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile (Whoever doesn't is a square).
If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. (I wouldn't say "Stalking" per se- but I do have character crushes).
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer
If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile (Or Else!)
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile (All the time).
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile (Well, being sane is for squares, so I guess I'm a circle)
If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile. (Yes).
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (Yes).
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yes, many times).
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! (Well, duh)
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. (Yes, and it really hurt)
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (Amazingly, yes, I have, I hurt my knees doing it, yowch).
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (Which time?).
If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile (I do that at least twice a day, LOL)
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back even when you hang up on him.
Who'll lie under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead.
Who keeps your picture in his wallet.
Who wants to show you off to the world even when you’re in sweatpants.
Who holds your hand in front of all his friends.
Who thinks you’re beautiful without makeup.
One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you.
THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT’S HER.
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever laughed so hard you choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the two percent who still rocks, copy and paste this on your profile
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile (You have NO idea)
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.
Drugs are bad news. (No DUH!) Spread the word.
If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile
If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord, Curlscat, Don “QuixoticQuest,”
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile! ;-)
Once in a Lifetime:
To the one friend who never "tries" but is actually there for you,
To the one friend who will always have your back,
To the one friend who will wake up at odd hours to answer your phone call,
To the one friend who will never let you go, no matter what you do or say,
To the one friend who cares enough to tell you they love you.
To the one friend who watches your growth as a person and celebrates each step with you,
To the one friend whose loyalty never fades, no matter who you or he/she meets,
To the one friend who will wait for you even if you fall behind,
To the one friend who knows you better than yourself,
To the one friend who will go straight to your front door after a fight to make it up to you,
To the one friend who can do imitations of you and appreciates every little quirk you have,
To the one friend who trusts your judgment fully and irreversibly,
To the one friend who randomly decides to drag you off to do something adventurous,
To the one friend who is comfortable with lying around doing nothing and with just being with you even if you don't want to talk,
To the one friend who will tell you his/her deepest fears but finds comfort in your presence,
To the one friend who will beat you in video games but buy you ice cream to make you feel better and then lose on purpose in the next round,
To the one friend who will go down fighting with you against anyone who dares to hurt you,
To the one friend who doesn't need to think about being "herself/himself" around you, she/he just is,
To the one friend who will send you a holiday card in the middle of the summer just to make you laugh,
To the one friend who will believe in who you are and has confidence in who you can be,
To the one friend who will give you a hug, even if you don't need it,
To the one friend who will care for you unconditionally,
To the one friend who will stay up for hours to listen to you ramble or rant,
To the one friend who doesn't want you to change from who you are,
To the one friend whose heart is always closest to yours:
Thank that person because they are the kind you only meet once in a lifetime. =)
Copy and paste this onto your profile as "Once in a Lifetime," and if you have a friend like this - add your name to the list: Don "QuixoticQuest"
16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream:
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.
Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies AND MILK!!) Isn’t he just ADORABLE? The parent of all plot bunnies!
Below are some wickedly awesome Random Philosophies. If you want the full list, go to MC FooFoo's profile:
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
EMO—Extravagantly Made Origami
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
Nine Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
4. When people say "it's always the last place you
5. When people say while watching a film "did
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
8. When people say "life is short". What??
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so 'profound', that the professor shared it with his colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A
Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this! :) Very funny!!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag and
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE at another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Funny Sayings (copied and pasted) Courtesy and Credit to platowasabore- Thanks!!- Don =)
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you ,my friend, can kiss my ass.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
if my calculations are correct SLINKY ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!
Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, tHeSmIlEyFaCeOfYoUrNiGhTmArEs, Sister to the Dark Lord, Curlscat, Don “QuixoticQuest,”
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord, Curlscat, Don “QuixoticQuest,”
If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile (If you haven’t you’re even stupider).
If your friends act like idiots and you keep relatively sane copy and paste this into your profile
If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics while everyone else thinks you're weird copy and paste this into your profile.
If you edit the grammar, mechanics, and spelling errors you find in the things you copy and paste onto your profile... WELL?? Copy and paste this onto your profile and start editing already!!
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile
If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.
If you’re a secular humanist and damn proud of it post this onto your profile.
If you're going to criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'
I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.
Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.
If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn, we sure screwed up!"
Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Want a solution for being stressed? Then try spelling it backwards.
The difference between knowing what exercise is and what exorcize is- is the difference between life and death if you're a ghost.
If your Characters talk to you in your head, copy this to your profile.
YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile.
If If you force your friends to read books you like, then copy and paste this.
If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.
If you enjoy things that ask you to copy and paste them into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your Math/Science/History, Spanish, or other school related notebook is filled with random notes about your characters, story ideas, stories or actual fragments of said stories, copy this to you profile.
If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie or book, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you wonder who started this stupid list in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever spoken in a foreign accent without intending to, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Star Wars is better than Star Trek, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's funny to watch your friend do somthing stupid, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you sing “We Wish You A Merry Christmas” in the middle of July, copy and paste this to your profile (I do and I’m Jewish!).
If you laugh when someone says doo-doo, yet again, copy and paste this to your profile.
1. Anakin Solo 2. Tahiri Veila 3. James Oldresk (OC) 4. Kirk Dekim (OC) 5. Natie Renders (OC) 6. Wyn Fel 7. Han Solo 8. Xillanor (OC) 9. C3PO 10. Jagged Fel 11. Darth Vader 12. Kit Rodriguez. 13. Emperor Palpatine 14. Grand Moff Tarkin 15. Nita Callahan 16. Jacen Solo 17. Zekk 18. Jaina Solo 19. Leia Organa Solo 20. Master Ikrit
Q1: What if (7) and (5) were in a car and started fighting over the radio?
Seeing as 5 is a bounty hunter and 7 is a former smuggler, it'd get pretty ugly (fast).
Q2: What if (18) and (12) got into a fist fight who would win?
12 really isn't a fist fighter so I think 18 would win. But I wouldn't stick around to find out.
Q3: (2) and (14) are walking in the forest and get lost who is most likely going to live the longest?
2 definitely. 14 has no skills on the ground whatsoever.
Q4: (1) and (19) are in a political argument: who is likely to win?
Mother vs. son? I think 19 would win since she's a politician.
Q5: What if (9) and (11) are sharing a room: who has the floor?
Against 11, 9 has no chance of getting the bed.
Q6: (6) walked into (13) and (4) as they were kissing, what would happen?
What?? Never going to happen. 6 would probably shoot both of them or herself.
Q7: (3), (7), (1), and (20) are all chewing gum who is going to blow the biggest bubble?
20, because he's cool like that. =)
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted and Used Against You
-Copy and pasted from twighlightxxloverxx’s profile
Here are some other mind boggling questions and things to think about (that I made up):
If you woke up with a red nose, you were feeling blue, and your skin was a pale white color, would that make you patriotic?
If a dinosaur asked you for directions, would you think you were going crazy and ask IT for directions?
Of course it doesn’t make sense. That’s what nonsense is!!
Poop is poop spelled backwards. Racecar is racecar spelled backwards. But for some reason you can’t spell backwards forwards even when it’s backwards.
Knights like princesses Knights piss off dragons by slaying them = Dragons eat princesses Either math got more complicated or I missed something.
Nerds aren’t popular because popular people are too busy thinking about themselves to notice that a nerd is simply someone with an intense interest in a specific subject. Therefore, the biggest nerds are the ones who are nerdy about themselves.
Officer: “Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” Driver: Gee, Officer, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?
Most people would run if there was a fire. But I’m a fire whisperer, I try to talk it out of burning everything.
You don’t find what you need until you don’t need it anymore.
Pokemon proves that evolution is the best explanation there is.
Some people go insane when they’re drunk. Me? I get drunk to be sane.
Death came to my door, but I slammed it in his face.
Not being a nincompoop is composed of three things: The ability to figure out how to be a ninja, using a computer without wanting to pull out a chainsaw and pooping without crapping up. You’re only a nincompoop if you didn’t realize by now that the word has nothing to do with its meaning.
Crayons are fun. But flamethrowers are better.
You’re a genius if you can fit twenty normal sized people into a clown car without breaking any bones. You’re an idiot if you actually thought about trying.
Few people notice that “war hero” is an oxymoron. If the person was a true hero, he or she would have stopped the war before it started.
It aint over till it’s over. Not that it’s redundant or anything.
I have the right to say what I want, yet everyone gets mad at me when I speak my mind.
You say “crazy” like it’s a bad thing.
No, there’s nothing in my trunk. At least, not under the dead body.
“Having nothing to do” is what happens when you have things you could be doing but you decide they’re not interesting enough.
Running around is always fun until you run into something.
I can’t stop being unproductive! That would stop me from making progress!
Stupid is when you attempt to rob a high security bank. Idiotic is when you try to rob the same bank twice. Moronic is when you forget the keys to the getaway van in the bank you just robbed. PalmFace is when you realize that you realize that you just robbed the bank with your money in it.
Why is it that good things are always debatable but most people can agree on what’s bad?
You can’t slam a revolving door. Well, at least not in this dimension.
Why do people get so mad when science fiction isn’t accurate to actual science? It’s called science FICTION because part of it is made up.
Mom said I could be anything when I grew up. I said I wanted to be a rock.
It’s good to remember things, but the funny thing is I can’t remember what I’ve forgotten.
Mood swings are great. One second you punch someone and the next you give them the ice pack.
I used to be afraid of the dark…. Wait… what’s that weird shape morphing out of my peripheral vision?
I checked the lost and found for my sanity but it wasn’t there. I guess I never had it to begin with.
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you’ve ever inserted fart jokes into random movie quotes. “You shall not pass (gas)!!”
Using ONLY SONG TITLES from ONE artist, cleverly answer these questions:
ADDITIONAL RULE: You cannot use the same artist I did, or duplicate song titles even if they were performed by another artist.
1. Are you a male or female: Along Comes a Woman
2. Describe yourself: Little One
3. How do you feel about yourself: Feelin' Strong Every Day
4. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Never Been in Love Before
5. Describe your current boy/girl situation: Somebody, Somewhere
6. Describe your current location: Take Me Back to Chicago
7. Describe where you want to be: Motorboat to Mars
8. Your best friend(s) are/is: You're the Inspiration
9. Your favorite color is: Colour My World
10. You know that: It's Alright
11. What’s the weather like: Another Rainy Day in New York City
12. If your life was a television show what would it be called: Alive Again
13. What is life to you: The Approaching Storm
14. What is the best advice you have to give: Once in a Lifetime
15. If you could change your name what would it be: Bigger than Elvis
Quotes from Icons or Elsewhere:
Obi-Wan: Anakin, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Random: I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!!
T-shirt my friend was wearing: I'm not a geek. I'm a level 12 paladin.
T-shirt I was wearing the other day: The secrecy of my job prevents me from knowing what I'm doing.
I hope I never get drunk enough to say that. Ha, ha.
Monty Python: 1.It's all a part of growing up and being British. 2. Having an argument isn't just saying yes it is- no it isn't. Yes it is! No it isn't!! 3. Always Look on the Bright Side of Life! 4. I want a license for my pet fish, Eric. 5. Whatever you do- don't mention the war! Excuse me, Sir, would you like a drink, after the war?
Princess Bride: Inconceivable!
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