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Joined 06-10-09, id: 1964806, Profile Updated: 07-08-13
Author has written 42 stories for Star Wars, New Jedi Order, Young Wizards, Young Jedi Knights, How to Train Your Dragon, Harry Potter, WALL-E, Dark Crystal, and Rizzoli & Isles.

UPDATE 7/8/13: Happy July, Everyone!

I am back home and the posting schedule should resume as usual. Any changes will be posted on here and in A/Ns in respective stories.

Always/Heritage: May only have one post each this week due to the out of town thing plus the Anime Con I'm going to from the 5th-7th.

Posting resumes as usual next week.

Here is the loosely devised posting schedule:

Primary Fics- Will be updated at least twice a week.

Secondary Fics/All Other Fics: Will be updated in the following order once a week (weeks will rotate through a cycle with fics posted). If more updates can be made, they will be made in order of the cycle.

Primary Fics: "Jedi Mastery Book 2: Heritage"and "Always".

Secondary/Other Fics: 1. Somewhere Out There 2. In Rainbows 3. Look After You 4. Remember 5. Darkest Hour 6. Kingdom of the Light and Down to Earth (these fics need to get started so I am going to post them at the same time during the cycle). 7. Keeping the Faith 8. One-Shot series developments (if there are any I decide to continue).

SIDE NOTE: I am also now a member of A03 (Archive of Our Own): TheShortestManOnEarth. This is going to be my "Best Of" account and will include (eventually) some new fics I've been working on writing/drafting as well as selected fics from here.

Thank you for your patience!

Don-out.

Name: QuixoticQuest

FFN Nickname: Don

Real Name: First: That's for me to know and you to find out Middle: Contains any letters between A and Z and is as long as it is short Last: I could tell you... but then I'd have to kill you and anyone else you know.

Age: 22

Preferences (20 questions): 1. Tea vs. Coffee? Tea. 2. Fun vs. Boring (Excuse you?- FUN!!) 3. Caffeine vs. Sugar (SUGAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! RUNS IN MAD CIRCLES UNTIL RUNNING INTO A WALL) 4. Loyalty vs. Popularity (Screw you if you choose the latter). 5. Listening to the voices or listening to what the rice crispies tell you to do (Voices all the way-they're quite good company). 6. Playing cards in silence vs. playing cards while drunk or high on sugar (The latter of course). 7. Following directions or skipping them and then acting like you actually followed them? (The latter). 8. Being called a munchkin vs. being called a hobbit? (Stabs questioner through with a lightsaber and Sting). 9. Taking a risk or sitting on your butt? (What do YOU think?). 10. Choose one: Death by fire or water? (What kind of question is that? I choose you, Pikachu!! Runs off in other direction). 11. Apples or bananas? (I'm not inclined to answer that question it would risk angering the Fruit gods). 12. Your best friend just did something incredibly stupid, how do you respond? (Give them a high five and say "Awesome job! Encore!" or smack them over the head and say "You could have been more idiotic, what were you thinking?!"). 13. Starting your paper for class or writing fan fiction. (Fan fiction, duh). 14. Cookies or brownies? (That's like asking me to choose between a horse and being hoarse). 15. Favorite time of day? (Four in the morning when I'm so tired that I'm wired and have no control over what happens at that point). =P 16. You have just found out that a lion is loose in the area, what do you do? (Go find the lion of course, I've always wanted one for a pet). 17. You just rear ended the car in front of you, how do you handle the situation? (By acting like the other driver is a crazy monkey and I'm the zookeeper). 18. You are about to give your friend who is going into the real world for the first time some advice, what do you say? (Try the veal, it's delicious). 19. You almost killed someone with your bike, how do you respond? (Almost? Better luck next time). 20. How seriously are you answering these questions? (Depends, how seriously are you asking them? I'm half joking, which means I'm half serious. How's that?). 21. Okay, then what kind of humor do you like best? (The morbidly dark kind. Death's the final word! XD Monty Python). Wasn't that 21 questions? (Shrugs).

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Fandoms: Star Wars (broadly defined), Young Wizards, and anything sci-fi or fantasy related works for me (and anime/manga).

Favorite Food: If we're talking kinds of food in the broad sense I'd say Greek or Japanese. If we're talking specifics I'd say chocolate or any kind of noodle dish (as long as it's not spicy).

Favorite kind of tic-tac (random I know): Wintergreen.

Eleven Random Facts About Me: 1. I don't have a car. 2. I'm a foodie 3. I get excited when anyone mentions the word "Japan" or anything related to it. 4. I'm a dreamer 5. I believe in evolution 6. I believe that respect is earned not given (regardless of age, gender or anything else) 7. I believe that the Constitution is treated like a joke (and people need to take civil rights more seriously) 8. I lived in Belgium for a year when I was nine. 9. I'm lactose intolerant 10. I don't smoke, there are better ways to die. 11. GO ANAKIN AND TAHIRI!!

School- I won't say which school I go to but I will say that I'm a college student and I'm studying visual arts, Animation, English (as in literature and stuff), and history and some psychology if I can. I spent four years in high school studying writing so I'm focusing more on my visual arts right now so I can be a comic artist (and since that doesn't always pay well I'm going to be an art teacher or an English teacher on the side).

AIM- QuixoticQuest009 (I'm not on AIM as much as I used to be, so if you want to talk there, message me and I'll sign on).

Political Affiliation: Rabbits

Views on Life in General: Well, all I have to say is this: IF ANYONE THINKS THAT I'M DYING IN 2012, THEY'LL HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY LIGHTSABER. Enough said. I'd like to keep living thank you very much.

Nerdology: Well, I'm here aren't I?I nerd out therefore I am. My religion is the Jedi Code. Got any problems with that: you can answer to my pet rancor. =)

Yes or No?- Yes, I mean no, I mean yes, I mean- ghfhahahaahahahahahahahahgaahahahahahahahagarrrrrrrr!! (Bottom line: indecisiveness sucks).

Deviantart.com Link- http://toriyama-kino-90.deviantart.com/

Deviantart.com Link II (for my "best of" account and more visual arts stuff)- http://fedorasarefabulous.deviantart.com/

Religious View- I am, according to some a "half atheist" since I don't believe in God or any form of greater power but I still have spiritual beliefs like reincarnation. I don't bash people for religions though (I was raised Jewish after all and I am open minded). Whatever keeps you going and makes you smile is what you should believe in. =) I'm probably closer to a secular humanist or agnostic.

Pro Monkey World Domination?: Pro. But I'm also pro-kitty world domination (see bottom of my profile) so I don't know how that works out. ?_?

Current Classes in School- Senior Year: 1. Animating the 2 Dimensional World. 2. Advanced Painting 3. Schools and Movements in American Poetry. 4. Art in America Since WWII.

What Fandoms I don't like or Can't Understand- High School Musical (I loathe this so don't get me started), Twilight (I won't harp on you about this one, but I don't read or write it either), Jonas Brothers, and basically anything related to the Disney Channel isn't my thing I don't like most of them to begin with.

If you want to call me something simpler, then you can call me Don (that's not my real name of course- I'm not going to tell you what it is)- (as in Don Quixote- since that's where the word Quixotic came from and I like that word).

I really like fantasy and science fiction. My current obsession is writing my fan fic about Tahiri and Anakin in Star Wars since I, like many others was disappointed by the NJO series. I'm also working on some Young Wizards stuff, but it's giving me writer's block so it stinks.

My Beta: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1982823/jediluver033

Projects I'm working on or will start on later:

Heritage - Sequel to "Fallen Knight." part of the Jedi Mastery series. This is a few years later when everyone is older. I won't go into detail because it will give away the end of the Namesake Series.

Masterstroke- Sequel to "Heritage," the turmoil following the events in "Heritage" nearly brings the galaxy to its knees, will the New Jedi Order survive if its breaking point is from the inside?

Fallen Knight- Sequel to "Life and the Force." IP

Shades of Gray -Sequel to "Masterstroke" FINAL part of the Jedi Mastery series.

Dynasty- The children of the main characters in Jedi Mastery begin their own adventures.

Order of Chaos- Sequel to "Dynasty." A troubling enemy has arisen from the ashes of the defeated enemies of The Jedi Mastery series and he is an enemy many of the Jedi would rather not fight (sorry, until those stories are posted the summaries will continue to be vague). At the helm of a new order, this enemy has trained dark as well as light force Jedi to defy the New Republic as well as the newly formed Jedi Order.

Shadowmaker- The turmoil following the rise of the Order of Chaos sends fear into all the planets and in the ever growing shadows of the past, a ship, only known by its name, strikes blows to every planet in its wake. Is this another ally of the Order of Chaos or is it simply just a phantom killer out for revenge?

Bliss- A few chapters about Tahiri and Anakin a few years before the Yuuzhan Vong war begins and their lives are forever changed. Childhood bliss and joy only lasts for a moment and Anakin/Tahiri plan to enjoy every minute of it.

Along the Road- A piece that takes place in the future of Anakin and Tahiri's lives. They have a lot to think about and many people to remember.

Reflections in the Force- A reflection from Tahiri's POV about her past with Anakin and her feelings leading up to "Namesake."

Star Funked- Yes, Star FUNKED, here's why: The Mission at Mykyr (we all know it and we all hated it) but add in characters from Harry Potter and Naruto and let's see what happens. Parody/Humor. (Start is postponed- I am going to work on "When..." for a while, just to get the ball rolling).

Philosophical Suckage- Yoda and Luke train on Dagobah- only one thing is different- Yoda is lecturing Luke on how to deal with how much life sucks (stupid right?) but the twist is kind of a Yoda meets Descartes- "I suck therefore I am."

Revenge of the Cookie Sith- The sequel to "Temptation."

Childhood Friends- Alternate scenario for Anakin and Tahiri. What if they had both been orphans born on Tatooine? What would change and how would their relationship change now that they're in the same boat?

Breach of Command- I'm thinking of doing a clone wars commando story since I just picked up "Order 66" at the bookstore. This is also tied to the namesake series in a few ways (I'm not going into detail until the Namesake series is done because it will give away some of the good stuff in "Life and the Force" and "Heritage."

The Star King- Sequel to "Breach of Command," the years have passed since the end of the last story and the items left behind by Fenix Detron are rediscovered by a rebel squadron as they scrounge the remains of the Imperial bases. The Empire has fallen beyond repair but its servants still have the potential to rise again.

The Warriors in White- A new squad of stormtroopers trained to be the prime of the elite are determined to finish the brutal work of Detron but in doing so they endanger all that Detron stood for in the empire. As the Emperor finds out about these threats, he gives the order to have them executed on sight. The stormtrooper version of order 66 is about to take place in reverse.

Where We Left Off- Beet the Vandel Buster: The adventures continue as I would have written them from Volume 13. (To be started later when I'm done with everything else, it will be an ongoing series since I don't really do one-shots).

In Rainbows- Sequel to "Life's Song." TO BEGIN ONCE "A WIZARD ON MARS," IS RELEASED IN APRIL.

Cheese Slices- Wedge Antilles is fed up with the growing tension between Luke and Vader and stages an intervention. Humor/Comedy.

Monster- Teen Titans: I'm playing with this idea of a knight kind of thing but when the knight protects, the price is that the knight's deed becomes dark because he has to become dark to to be the best hero. BB becomes this kind of hero for better or for worse, and it distances him from the rest of the team. He also loses himself to his inner monster that has been building since Terra left. It's still in development but I'm hopeful that I'll get it up soon (like always it's not a one shot- it's a series- so development takes a lot longer).

What He Left Behind- HP- I didn't originally plan to do any HP stuff, but this story idea just came to me while I was considering alternate endings to fantasy series I've read. So basically the idea is this: Final Battle AU, some things don't go quite as the book writes it and as per my usual style of writing, there's romance and angst to be had along with some high time action. When heroics aren't enough, what's a guy to do?

Anywhere- YJK: There are some things in life that need saying, and some that're best left unsaid, Jacen, Jaina, Tenel Ka, Zekk, Anakin, Tahiri, and Lowie are about to find out what those things are. Short series.

All Things Go- YJK: Losing at a sparring match isn't quite as painful as having that which is important being gone completely- Series about growing up and apart.

Somewhere Out There- (Most of my stuff is AU, but I haven't done any classic AU stuff so here's one for that)Obi Wan Kenobi is a young padawan with determination and spirit that no one can break, but can even the most code bound young Jedi avoid collisions that are naturally bound to occur? (I'm thinking Obi-Wan/OC here). IP.

Darkest Hour- HP: Mega AU- The night Harry's parents are murdered Voldemort is about to kill Harry but hesitates... and decides to adopt Harry instead... but why?

The Promises We Make- Avatar. A promise made is a promise kept, but sometimes a greater calling asks more of us than we bank on giving.

Pathways- The untold story of Kirk Dekim. Who were his parents? Why did they leave? What happened before he entered Luke's Jedi Academy?Here is the complete story of Kirk Dekim before he was introduced in the Namesake series.

Any requests for stories- let me know!

Finished Pieces

Namesake- Pt. 1 of the Namesake series.

The Temptation:- Pt. 1 of the Temptation series.

When it Begins Again- Pt. 2 of the Namesake series.

Life's Song- Pt. 1 of YW series.

Memories- One-Shot, YW.

Scary Romeo and Spooked out Juliet- One-Shot, YW.

Graduation- One-Shot, YW.

Fever Pitch- One-Shot, YW.

Trial and Error- One- Shot, YW.

When the Tide Turns-One-Shot, YW.

At the End of the World- Poem/One-shot, NJO.

How Not to Show That You're in Love with Your Best Friend/Kit's Guide to Avoiding Love Disasters - One-shot, YW.

Debt- NJO- One-Shot.

Under the Stars- NJO- One-shot.

Falling Through a Cloud- SW-NJO-One-Shot.

Fix You- SW-NJO-One-Shot

Rabbit Hole- HP-One-Shot

A Rush of Blood to the Head- HTTYD-One-shot.

Hypotheticals- YW-One-shot.

Life and the Force- SW-NJO- Pt. 3 of the Namsake Series.

I'll Take the Rain- HP-AU-One-Shot.

Fly Away Home- HTTYD Multi-chapter fic.

We Were There- HP-Post Series Memoir. One-Shot.

Cheers- HTTYD One-Shot for the holidays.

Beautiful World- HTTYD One-Shot. Post Film.

It Would Have Been Better- HTTYD. One-Shot. AU.

Fallen Knight- SW- Pt. 1 of Heritage Series.

In Progress

Heritage- SW- Pt. 2 of Heritage Series.

Revenge of the Cookie Sith- ON HIATUS AGAIN, SORRY. =(

Always- Sequel to Fly Away Home. HTTYD. Future-Fic.

Remember- YJK- OFF HIATUS. Updates should be more consistent.

Somewhere Out There- Obi-Wan AU Fic. Prequel to the "Namesake" Trilogy. Updated. Postings will probably be over the weekend.

How do you spell a turkey?- One-Shot, YW. Thanksgiving of course. =) POSTPONED.

Darkest Hour- HP. Dark AU. IN DEVELOPMENT.

In Rainbows- Sequel to "Life's Song." Writer's block has been conquered and updates will be consistent.

Something to Believe In- HP. Post Series. Continuation of One-Shot. IN DEVELOPMENT/PROGRESS.

Look After You: Rizzles. Season 4 onwards. IN DEVELOPMENT/PROGRESS.

Favorite Character Pairings:

Star Wars

Anakin/Tahiri- I adore this pairing!! (though I feel badly for my character James because he gets left out of the loop- see story for reference)

Anakin Skywalker/Padme

OC (James)/Wyn Fel

Jaina/Zekk

Jacen/Tenel Ka

Jag/Jaina (I guess if the story is well written I can read J/J)

Kirk/Natie (OC pairing- see my "Namesake" series for reference)

Apples/Bananas (Wait... those aren't Star Wars Characters... OR ARE THEY??)

Anime/Manga

Otani/Koizumi (Lovely Complex)

Ed/Winry (FMA)

Beet/Poala (Beet the Vandel Buster)

Shinichi/Ran (Detective Conan)

Masaru/Haruna (Monkey High)

Chrono/Rosetto (Chrono Crusade)

Tohru/Kyo (Furuba)

Kyoko/Katsuya (Furuba)

Naruto/Hinata (Naruto)- probably one of my only non-canon pairing favorites

Yoshimori/Tokine (Kekkaishi)

Sawako/Kazehaya (Kimi ni Todoke)

Makoto/Ito (W Juliet)

Sakura/Shaoran (Cardcaptor Sakura) I adore Shaoran!!

Young Wizards

Kit/Nita

Dairine/Roshaun

Mediator

Suze/Jesse

Danny Phantom

Sam/Danny

How to Train Your Dragon

Astrid/Hiccup

Redwall

Rose/Martin

Avatar

Katara/Ang

Rizzoli and Isles

Jane/Maura (Rizzles all the way!)

Warehouse 13

Myka Bering/H.G. Helena Wells

Life

Me Procrastination

Me Fan-Fiction

Me Pocky

Me Fudge

Me Chocolate

Me Chocolate = Fudge... Wait... WHAT??


Random facts about me:

-I like fudge (wait, understatement- I LOVE FUDGE!!)

-Politics- kinda irrelevant on a fan-fic website but see the top of my profile if you really want to know)

-I love Monty Python- freaking funny stuff that.

-Apples, I like apples

-I hate it when I have bad grammar or spelling

-Joy to the World (Great Song!!)


Questions and Answers! I forget where I copied and pasted these questions from.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Well, not to be all grim but I got my from a transplant to save me from cancer.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Naruto posters, a Pink Floyd poster, and a Death Note Poster (and one horse poster on the door to my bathroom)- This is at home not at college. At College: Pokemon poster, Van Gogh's "The Bedroom" tiny poster (on the door to my closet), Eureka Seven poster, FMA poster of Ed and Al, wolf calendar, and a poster from Full Moon O' Sagashite.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? None of the above except grind my teeth on occasion.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Mostly rock but I listen to a little of everything (except for rap and hip hop).

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 5 PM.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

Anakin Solo and Tahiri Veila as a couple. BRING ANAKIN SOLO BACK!!

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S) Well, my computer for one and all of my books.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? I’m a hobbit. 4 “9.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? I believe a YES is in order.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? The real question is when DON’T I get scared since that’s almost never.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Hmm, I'd say a jerk whose name I will not speak.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I think you need to leave… NOW BEFORE I KILL YOU FOR SPEAKING OF THIS EVIL!!

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Dark hair definitely and if possible I’d like blue or deep brown eyes.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? A nerd convention of some sort.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither, I operate solely on sugar. =)

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Just good old cheese pizza works just fine for me.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Japanese food since I’m always in the mood for it.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED The hope bracelet from when I was a baby (my parents bought when I was sick it to give to me when I was older)

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Past tense. I was in love with a guy but it didn’t work out so I’m still searching.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Um, ew, no.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? My skin.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? His name is Apollo the sun dog.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I doubt I’d have any choice, those kinds of things happen whether you like it or not.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU Just outright say it (guys don’t really get the message unless you say it flat out).

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 23

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? One of my best friends from high school.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? When people say “You’re short.” Thank you, Captain Obvious.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Many times.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Chocolate and a really nice smile.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Well, I did meet Lance Armstrong at a gathering for cancer survivors but that’s not much.

37. FIRST JOB? Official job? Working a writing tutoring center.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No, but I want to.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Wouldn’t you like to know? Ha, ha. Just kidding. I was on FFN, what else?

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yup.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My ability to listen to other people’s rants.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yes and it sucked monkey balls.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Object wise? More books. Other stuff wise? I want mutual love since I seem to have an unrequited curse.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? As of right now, zero.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My great great grandmother from Poland.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Every so often, yes.

48. WHAT HAPPENED TO QUESTION 48? I sent it an alternate dimension.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Pantene.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Salami.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Why would I tell you?

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? The Little Mermaid Soundtrack.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Why the hell not?

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Only if you smell and look like you were born on Nal Hutta.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Keep it pent up until it explodes and then I yell until I calm down.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Literally or figuratively? Literally my second home is my dorm at college and figuratively my second home is the bookstore.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Playmobile.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I lost count.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yes, but now he creeps me out. Him and Elmo.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Who, me? Nah, couldn’t be.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mac all the way but sometimes I like my potatoes.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? I guy who doesn’t run in the other direction when he finds out I’m a mega nerd and that I’m a tom-boy.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Bond, James Bond (just kidding). Most people just call me by my first and last name together because they’re kind of conjoined. One of my friends has nicknamed me “Shippo” for some random reason. I won’t say what my parents call me because that’s too personal. Other nicknames... Princess Leia, I hated that one though. I've been called "Jeremy's sister," "Weird," "Hey You," and "Oh, I forgot your name" many times.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? How do you expect me to decide that? Oh, very well. Paul Simon/Simon and Garfunkle or Tom Petty.

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? NCIS

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? I took the ACT and that's all you really need to know.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? I have no idea, good question.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? A day ago.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? No, really?

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I don’t really know. When driving I think around 45 MPH.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Waves hand You will answer the questions.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? “I Want You to Want Me” by Cheap Trick

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Tea with soy milk and honey. =)

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? One of my parents.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? What kind of smile they have and then I look at their eyes.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Oooo, toughie. Let me think…. Currently I’m thinking about the meaning of the song “Brainy” by The National because it’s cool. Or “Fake Empire” by The National is pretty sweet too. “Kodachrome” and “Boy in the Bubble” by Paul Simon are always great ones for me.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE- High School Musical and Adolf Hitler I can’t pick since they’re both evil in two very different ways.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? January, also like May because it’s still not burning hot outside but the vegetation is available for viewing.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Leo, my own!

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Blondish brown with little bits of red.

86. EYE COLOR? Hazel.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? I don’t eat fast food.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? DUH!!

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? NCIS.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? My birthday.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I am tone deaf and I am uncoordinated.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I’m a Democrat and super liberal, so sue me.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs. Although if it was someone I don’t like I’d say RUN AWAY!!

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships. Yeesh, what kind of a question is that?

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? I bought the YJK series from ebay since I regretted selling mine after I got pissed from NJO (resulting in the sale of most of my SW books).

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? My what?

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING Jedi Academy Book 2: Dark Apprentice by Kevin J. Anderson.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Nonexistent.

YOU HAVE A SON, WHAT WOULD YOU NAME HIM- Either Timothy Ray or Jason Anakin.

YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER, WHAT DO YOU NAME HER- Rose or Tahiri. XD. =)

MY BIGGEST HELP- Books and my friends.

FRIENDS ONLINE- A few.

FAVORITE ANIMAL- Wolf, lion, or dragon I can’t choose.

FAVORITE SPORT- Capture the flag.

FAVORITE SEA- I dunno, the Med?

EYE COLOR- Hazel

HAIR COLOR- Brownish blond with red.

FAVORITE GODDESS- My mom.

FAVORITE GOD- Apollo. But I’m agnostic so it’s purely for story purposes.

FAVORITE TEACHER- Yoda.

WHAT DOES YOUR USERNAME MEAN? It’s from Don Quixote, the word quixotic means “idealistic” and therefore my quest for fan fiction is idealistic (yet fun). The Don Quixote is because the whole thing was the guy was on a wild quest that never succeeded and I think that’s cool.

FAVORITE COLOR- Green or night blue.

FAVORITE COUNTRY- Japan, Israel, and Ireland (and Belgium because I lived there for a year).

Republican/Democrat: Democrat.

Favorite Movie: Star Wars! Word.

Favorite Book: I have no idea. I’ll just pick one I’ve read recently: “Last Command” by Timothy Zahn.

Favorite Greek god: Apollo!

Bow or Sword? Sword!

Favorite PJO character: I don’t have one since I never read the series.

Favorite PJO pairing(s): Once again, I don’t have any.

Gods or Titans? Titans.

Coffee or Tea? Tea

Bread or Matzah- Matzah.

Weapon of Choice? Lightsaber or a giant gundam.

Favorite Star Wars pairing? Classic: Padme/Anakin Books: Anakin/Tahiri

Favorite Quality in a Friend? When you can trust them completely.

If you could change your name what would you change it to(M&F)? M: Anakin or Kino (Anakin pretty close to my real name) F: Tahiri or Jaina.

Dogs or cats? Dogs.

Bunnies or Rabbits? Both.

Art or Math? Art.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now

“It was different somehow.” (From "Obi-Wan Kenobi Life and Legend").

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

My bed.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

NCIS

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

2 AM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

2:06 AM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My dog’s snoring.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I was walking home from the bus stop.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

FFN in general.

9. What are you wearing?

PJs.

10. Did you dream last night?

If I did I don’t remember.

11. When did you last laugh?

When I read a cute fan fic about Anakin/Tahiri.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Posters and my bulletin board.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

How about everything?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

You tell me.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Footloose I think.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I’d invest in my comic company and then I would buy the rights to Star Wars from George Lucas so I can bring back Anakin Solo. Huzzah!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I hate tomatoes.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Undo the part of Star by Star where Anakin Solo dies, and have him marry Tahiri (I agree with the person I copied this from).

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes, but I am uncoordinated.

20. George Bush:

To be fair, he wasn’t horrible but he did many things I don’t agree with so I honestly don’t like him very much as a leader.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Tahiri!!

Put your I-Pod on shuffle and write down the first song that comes up. NO CHEATING!!

Opening Credits: Sevivon (Various Artists)

Waking up: Hard to Say I’m Sorry (Chicago)

First Day of School: Love Rescue Me (U2)

Falling In Love: In Repair (John Mayer)

Fighting: Farewell (Yiruma)

Breaking Up: Just You and Me (Chicago)

Driving: Operator (Robert Plant and Alexis Korner)

Mental Breakdown: Rocket Man (Elton John)

Getting Back Together: Shape of My Heart (Backstreet Boys)

Prom Night: Beat It (Michael Jackson)

Wedding: Bride of Rain Dog (Tom Waits)

Birth of A Child: Number 1 Fear (Jerry Seinfeld)

Final Battle: Les deux amours de Johnnie Gray (Joe Hisaishi)

Death Scene: Break Me, Shake Me (Savage Garden)

Funeral: Baba O’Riley (The Who)

End Credits: Dig It (The Beatles)

Favorite Quotes

"Fall in love or fall in hate. Get inspired or be depressed. Ace a test or flunk a class. Make babies or make art. Speak the truth or lie and cheat. Dance on tables or sit in a corner. Life is divine chaos. Embrace it. Forgive yourself. Breathe. And enjoy the ride..."

-Solbeam

"My best friend is a person who will give me a book I have not read."

-Abraham Lincoln

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."

-Ghandi

"What's popular is not always right and what's right is not always popular."

-Unknown

"Not all who wander are lost."

-J.R.R. Tolkien

"When I get a little money, I buy books; and if any is left, I buy food and clothes."

-Erasmus

"If I knew everything then I wouldn't need to be here."

-Me

"I've found the paradox: that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love."

-Mother Teresa

"I don't pretend to know what love is for everyone, but I can tell you what it is for me; love is knowing all about someone, and still wanting to be with more than any other person. Love is trusting them enough to tell them everything about yourself, including the things you might be ashamed of. Love is feeling comfortable and safe with someone but still getting weak at the knees when they walk into a room and smile at you."

-Anonymous

“Are you coming? See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station.”

-Ernie Capadino (Quoted from the film “A League of Their Own”).

"All you really need is love but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

-Peanuts (Charles Shultz)

"Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate."

-Peanuts (Charles Shultz)

"Dear IRS, please remove me from your mailing list."

-Peanuts (Charles Shultz)

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."

-Charles Shultz

"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."

-Peanuts (Charles Shultz)

"I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong."

-Peanuts (Charles Shultz)

"I think I've discovered the secret of life- you just hang around until you get used to it."

-Peanuts (Charles Shultz)

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back."

-Peanuts (Charles Shultz)

"If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself."

-Peanuts (Charles Shultz)

"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?"

-Peanuts (Charles Shultz)

"To live is to dance, to dance is to live."

-Peanuts (Charles Shultz)

"There's no such thing as maturity... unless you're a plant."

-Me

"There's no such thing as failure. Only EPIC FAILURE."

-Me

"Dear me, what are those things coming out of her nose?"

Picks up binoculars

"Spaceballs?"

"Oh shit, there goes the planet."

- From the film "Spaceballs"

"There are no accidents."

-From the "Young Wizards" book series by Diane Duane

"Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans."

-John Lennon

Imagine there's no Heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

-"Imagine" written and performed by John Lennon- If you can imagine this dream and believe it will come, repost this to your profile.

"Love sought is good, but given unsought is better."

-William Shakespeare

If you love Charles Shultz and Peanuts post this to your profile. Nine years gone and we still can't get over it. RIP Mr. Shultz, you're missed and loved.

Favorite Things:

1. Writing (period)

2. Drawing

3. Reading

Other things I like:

1. Manga/Anime

2. Science Fiction and Fantasy

3. Going to Plays and Movies

4. Eating

5. Anakin Solo and Tahiri Veila- The best characters in SW that are underused and unappreciated in the Star Wars series NJO (and beyond). Most of my stories are dedicated to the two of them.

6. Music (I could list bands forever- so I'm only going to list tops- which is still a long list but shorter than the other one): L'arc en Ciel, Simon and Garfunkle, Paul Simon, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Killers, The Police, CCR, Cat Stevens, Eric Clapton, Queen, Tom Petty, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Asian Kung Fu Generation, Orange Range, Urufuruzu, John Mellencamp, T.M. Revolution, The Beatles, D-51, Elton John, Pink Floyd, Paul McCartney, Journey,Weezer, Dire Straits, Phil Collins, Green Day, Billy Joel, Peter Gabriel, Three Dog Night, U2, Chicago, Eagles, Elliot Smith, The Who, Rolling Stones, The Kooks, Doobie Brothers, David Bowie, Led Zeppelin, Guns N' Roses, Belle and Sebastian, Sufjan Stevens, and Mark Knopfler (okay, this is still kind of long but it's all good).

I wonder what would happen if Kakashi Sensei had to go to the dentist. Then maybe we'd get to see his face. I might use that as a story premise.

My college work is making most of my work go on HIATUS!!(scary thought- though not nearly as scary as Darth Vader drinking chocolate milk through a crazy swirly straw).

Another scary thought: Boba Fett eating cookies while Darth V. drinks chocolate milk.

Random Copy and Paste

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.
( LOL)- Don

"I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!" -Kitty

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you absolutely adore Darth Vader, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

DON SAYS: "I do have my own little world... It's called my life." Quote Don AKA Quixotic Quest

IF YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LIFE AND SIMPLY WANT TO LIVE IT HOW YOU DREAM IT- POST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office. (Actually I can't make any guarantees about that, it sounds like too much fun)- Don.

98 percent of teenagers currently do smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. (Smoking sucks).

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

Here are some sayings courtesy of Asia Grimm (Thanks!) =)

Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me !

Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.

Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

Criticizing is easy, art is difficult.

Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.

I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.

Not to care for philosophy is to be a true philospher.

The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.

The best mind-altering drug is truth.

Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.

A winner listens, a loser just waits untill it is their turn to talk.

Guns don’t kill people — people do.

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.

If you are not part of the cure, then you are part of the problem.

The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.

The best things in life are not things.

If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn’t.

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.

You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good.

I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.

“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.

We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.

There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.

I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

If the opposite of pro is con, then, what's the opposite of progress?

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?

Isn't it ineteresting how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

If vegetarians eat only vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? (Good question).

Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship it's called CARgo? (I never thought about that, that's really funky).

You're a 90's kid if:

The voices might not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over, so where do I go now?!

A friend will take you to Wall-Mart to buy a pregnancy test, but a BEST friend will be standing outside the stall door, screaming: NAME IT AFTER ME!

A friend will come bail you out of jail, but a BEST friend will be sitting next to you in the cop car saying: "That was AWESOME! Let's do it again!"

Don't knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run! He hates that!

A friend will go to a concert with you. A BEST friend will be slinking around with you backstage with a fishing net, a dog collar, and a baseball bat, waiting for the opportune moment to kidnap the band.

Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun!

A friend will say: "You deserved better anyway!" but a BEST friend will be calling him at 1 A.M making chicken noises.

Come join the Dark Side! We have cookies, you know.

Welcome to the Dark Side! You aren't really surprised that we lied about the cookies, are you?

Be nice to your kids. They're the ones who'll be choosing your nursing home when the need arrives.

I want a man who, when I come running up with tears coursing down my face, smearing my mascara, my hair a mess, and sobbing hysterically, the first thing he says is: "Baby, you're beautiful. So, who's butt to I have to kick?!" and really means it.

Well behaved women rarely make history.

Do NOT interrupt me when I am talking to myself!

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

JUDGE ME, and I'll prove you wrong; TELL ME WHAT TO DO, and I'll tell you off; SAY I'M NOT WORTH IT, and watch were I end up; CALL ME A JERK, and I'll show you one; SCREW ME OVER, and I'll do it to you twice as bad; CALL ME CRAZY, and you really have no idea!!

Sometimes, I pretend to be normal. But then it get's boring, so then I go back to being me.

I've built a wall. Not to keep anyone out, but to see who loves me enough to climb over it. Or who hates me enough to blow it up.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance?

What's this thing you call "Normal"? Is it contagious?! OMG!! Don't touch me! I might catch your "Normal"!

Arms are for hugging. Boyz are for kissing. Sluts are for dissing. Best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slut and all you really need is a hug.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep--not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Sometimes it's best not to question a friend. Just help them dump the body bag in the river.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

It's Me and You vs. The World. . . we attack at dawn.

Excuse me, but I have minds to twist and values to warp.

One day your prince will come! Oh, mine? He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

If insanity was a person, he/she would be my best friend. If you agree copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think reading fan fiction is like eating pistachios (ie you can't just eat/read ONE)- copy and paste this onto your profile. =)

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

This thing is great, don't be afraid to be who you are!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika,BFSF, Don "QuixoticQuest,"

You Know You Live In 2008 When You...

1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.)You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have an email or facebook or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you keep reading this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.)And you were to busy to notice number 5
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.

If you think that siblings were born to annoy, paste this on your profile.

If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If FanFiction.net is to you, what MYspace is to others, paste this on your profile.

If you're on fanfiction.net right now...put this on your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds, Unite! If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profiled, and add your name: 4-eyedDragon, PokemonKnight, Don “QuixoticQuest,”

If you think you're never to old for something until you make yourself to old, copy and paste this onto you profile and add your name: PokemonKnight, Don “QuixoticQuest,”

If someone tells you not to laugh at them or they'll kill you and you reply "kill me now 'cause I'm laughing at you," copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: PokemonKnight, Don “QuixoticQuest,”

If you are a bookworm and proud of it: copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think boys are dumb: copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you find yourself staring off into space for no particular reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Flubbed Headlines

these are real goofed up Head lines what do you think they were really trying to say

JUDGE NOT CONVINCED MURDER VICTIM IS ALIVE

11 HIGH STUDENTS SCORE PERFECT GRADE

MAN KILLED OVER PHONE

POLICEMAN SHOOTS MAN WITH KNIFE (That takes some mad skills)

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH (I'll have to think about how many interpretations there could be of that one)

If you joined the Dark Side because we have cookies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would stand up for your favourite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Amethystaquamarine34azure, Nightcrawler's Shadow, Don "QuixoticQuest,"

If you've ever gone into a mini rant about your favorite pairings, copy and paste this onto your profile and name your favorite ship: Anakin/Tahiri. =)

92 percent of the teenage population has switched to rap music. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you really couldn't care less about what type of music everyone else listens to as long as you're jammin' to your own beat.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

TRUE FRIENDSHIP (The real thing)

Are you tired of all those "friendship" poems that sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy smiley faces, just the stone cold truth of great friendship!

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the fucking bastard who made you sad!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you!

3. When you smile -- I will know that you got laid!

4. When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you every chance I get!

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whinging!

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words!

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you get well. I don't want whatever you have!

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass!

This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why"? You may ask, "because you are my friend"

Not So Fireproof

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Feels Like the First Time (Foreigner)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Don't Back Down (The Beach Boys)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Brand New Day (Van Morrison)

4. WHAT IS 22?

Seki Ray-Instrumental (Gackt)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

The Weight (The Band)

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

The Flag Parade-Star Wars Episode 1 (John Williams)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Life is a Highway (Tom Cochrane)

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Gabriel (Yiruma)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

The Snoopy Song (Teddy Kempner)

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Start A War (The National)

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Don't Ask Me (Ok Go)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Give a Little Bit (The Goo Goo Dolls)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades is Out To Get Us! (Sufjan Stevens)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Welcome to Paradise (Green Day)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

I Want You to Want Me (Cheap Trick)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Big Trouble (Trout Fishing in America)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Ease Your Feet in The Sea (Belle and Sebastian)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Hallelujah (John Cale)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

It's Your Day (Yiruma)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Know Your Enemy (Green Day)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Joy to The World (Three Dog Night)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Nine in the Afternoon (Panic at the Disco)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Chaconne 2- With Guitar (Yiruma)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Black Stone (Gackt)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Ultra Soul (B'z)

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Not So Fireproof (John Powell)


STEREOTYPES ARE BAD. THE ONES IN BOLD ARE THE ONES THAT APPLY TO ME.

Repost this if you agree.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy (Yes, it is possible to be a secular Jew).
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (honestly, our little tiny marching band is the coolest group of people ever)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I have LEARNING DIFFERENCES so I MUST not be intelligent.

I'm SHORT so I MUST like being regarded as and called "cute."

I'm a Tom-boy so I MUST be rebellious.

I am OPEN MINDED so I MUST have no opinion.

I eat healthy and exercise so I MUST not be enjoying myself.

I am a college student who doesn't like partying so I MUST be anti-social.

I'm a GIRL so I MUST like shopping for clothes.

I read fantasy and science fiction so I MUST have no life.

I'm a GIRL so I MUST wear makeup and dress up for boys.

If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie or book, copy and paste this into your profile! (Who on FFN hasn't?).

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you wonder who started this stupid list in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever spoken in a foreign accent without intending to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think it is an accomplishment to be a virgin in high school and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think Star Wars is better than Star Trek, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's funny to watch your friend do something stupid, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you sing We Wish You A Merry Christmas in the middle of July, copy and paste this to your profile (Yes, and I'm Jewish to boot!)

If you laugh when some one says doo-doo, yet again, copy and paste this to your profile (All the time).

I've been told I am an anomaly among people of my generation by those older than me.

I've been told I'm a misguided dreamer and find nothing wrong with it.

I've been told that your inner strength is the only thing you can count on and believe it.

I've been taught that people come and go from your life rapidly but the impression they leave is forever.

I've been shown Fear of the unknown is the reason why people don't want to see outside the box.

I've seen first hand the feelings of almost losing both parents due to the negligence of a driver.

I've sat beside people from all walks of life and many of them have become close friends.

I've felt the weight of responsibility of someone twice my age and have a better understanding of what to expect.

I live in the real world but like to dabble in the worlds of fantasy from time to time.

I love horses because when around them you can be yourself and only be judged by the love you give.

I love to write simply because it's a creative expression and a way to pass the time.

Girls Don't Realize These Things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you.

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk.

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy".

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things.

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you than just use you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date.

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy.

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4 a.m. when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend.

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around.

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work.

I'm sorry
that you can't realize...I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care.

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore.

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am.

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared.

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Girls always complain and gripe to their friends that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well, ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to. Maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head, "Why won't you give me a chance?"

Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry.'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'. I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet a lot of girls do too.

If you think High School Musical just plain sucked and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile
COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN! ADD YOUR NAME AND COPY AND PASTE! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, Don “QuixoticQuest,”

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. (This is really sad, huh?) Seriously, what is wrong with people that they cannot accept others for silly things like skin color and sexual preferance? I have several friends who are proud to be trans-sexual and if anyone was mean to them about it, I would cheerfully beat them into a bloody pulp.

Oath to the Review Revolution

I, Don "QuixoticQuest", do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution, post this in your profile and join the revolution.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do it at random moments; copy and paste this in you’re profile.

If you utterly loathe and despise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster, EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Don "QuixoticQuest,"

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you almost cried while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore, Moonstream-Warrior, Spottedpaw13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Don "QuixoticQuest,"

A large percent of writers don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” If you’re one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you’re part of the 7 percent who would asked that person, “What was your first clue?”, copy this into your profile.

If you’re so obsessed with Star Wars that you spend hours imagining yourself living in that galaxy, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you haven’t died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wonder why Star Wars fans don’t have a cool name like Trekkie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate when people mistake Star Wars for Star Trek, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it’s stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don’t write slash! If you don’t write slash, copy and paste this into your profile.

Whenever you hear the word Star Wars, you stop what you are doing, perk up and eavesdrop, copy and paste this on your profile.

You may be obsessed with Star Wars if...

... Your favorite book of the Bible is Luke. (I never thought about that, but yes, now it is).

... You refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.' (No, but that is a great idea).

...You have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area. (I am definitely going to do that).

... You address your teachers as "Master." (I started calling my dog Master because he reminds me of Ikrit).

... You have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon. (I’m going to try that now).

... When an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you. (I improvise if it doesn’t).

...You wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors. (I do it at traffic lights too)

... You have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally. (Who hasn’t?)

... You have ever attempted to perform a jung ma.

... You even know what a jung ma is.

... You have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.

... You know how to write in Aurebesh.

... You have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'

(...You have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky)

… You have attempted to use a Jedi mind trick on the person next to you.

… You have quoted a line from the movies or made a reference to the books at random intervals in conversations.

… You have told a non-Star Wars fan “Your lack of faith is disturbing.”

… You have called your dog a “Walking Carpet.”

… You call your watch a chrono.

… Your favorite kids’ story is “The Little Lost Bantha Cub.”

… You have eaten steak and said, “This tastes like nerf.”

… When someone has told you “I love you,” you reply “I know.”

…You refer to people you don’t like as “”Imperials.”

… Darth Vader both scares you and makes you go “He’s cool.”

... You get Star Wars ringtones for your phone.

… You think teachers who give you homework are “Bantha poodoo.”

… You have asked your parents to buy you a landspeeder instead of a car.

… When you pay for something you ask, “How many credits?”

… Your favorite card game is sabacc.

… You KNOW Han shot first.

... You understand any of this.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’re in love with a fictional character copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yes, and poles, walls, doors, door frames, sign posts, and people).

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you agree with the following statement: I know a guy/girl like the one described above in "Girls don't realize these things" and I know that they would do any of the following for me. I have an important person in my life and I would give them infinite chances over some jerk any day of the week. Hurrahs for the non-jerks in this world!!

Total- 3

The 10 Things We Say When We Mean Something Else

10. I'm walking beside you and I bump your shoulder and say "Sorry," when I mean to say "I'd never hurt you."

9. I'm sitting with you on the couch and I laugh at something one of the characters says while saying to you, "That was a great joke," when I mean to say, "You're the reason I love to laugh and enjoy myself."

8. I tell my friends "You're nice," when I mean to say "You're wonderfully indescribable."

7. You start walking home after we've hung out together and I say, "Hang on, here's that book/movie I wanted to lend you," I really mean to say, "I don't want you to leave."

6. I say, "You're the best friend anyone could ever have," when I mean, "You're irreplaceable."

5. I fight with you and say, "Being with you complicates things," when I mean, "It's hard for me to work through life, but you're the reason I can get through it."

4. I say "I know a few great guys (or girls)," when I mean, "I know a few great guys (or girls) but none of them are you."

3. I say "It's your fault!" Or "It's my fault!" When I mean to say, "You let me be human and be myself."

2. I stand beside you and I say, "I'm sorry," whenever our bodies brush in the slightest. When I mean to say, "Don't let go."

1. I get frustrated, agitated, and talk about so many things over the phone, in person that aren't that important, and at the end of the day I say, "See you tomorrow," when I really mean, "I love you."

IF YOU'RE SOMEONE WHO HAS HELD BACK WHEN YOU MEANT TO SAY ANY OF THOSE THINGS (OR THINGS LIKE THOSE) TO SOMEONE IMPORTANT TO YOU: POST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE, ADD YOUR NAME TO THIS LIST AND THE NAME OF THE PERSON YOU WANT TO SAY THOSE THINGS TO.

Don "QuixoticQuest"- (not sure),

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,bright black stars,BirdsofPrey9832, Josephine18, Jedipilot24, AtrumUnas, the good dr, Don "QuixoticQuest".

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you suck at video games copy this into your profile. (Um, yes? My brothers beat me all the time).

If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile (Whoever doesn't is a square).

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. (I wouldn't say "Stalking" per se- but I do have character crushes).

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile (Or Else!)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile (All the time).

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile (Well, being sane is for squares, so I guess I'm a circle)

If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile. (Yes).

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (Yes).

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yes, many times).

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! (Well, duh)

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. (Yes, and it really hurt)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (Amazingly, yes, I have, I hurt my knees doing it, yowch).

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (Which time?).

If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile (I do that at least twice a day, LOL)

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back even when you hang up on him.

Who'll lie under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead.

Who keeps your picture in his wallet.

Who wants to show you off to the world even when you’re in sweatpants.

Who holds your hand in front of all his friends.

Who thinks you’re beautiful without makeup.

One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you.

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT’S HER.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the two percent who still rocks, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile (You have NO idea)

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. (No DUH!) Spread the word.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Not telling

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Nottellingizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave color and fave animal):

Green Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Yoda Sutton

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Greaneth (That sounds like something my dog coughed up, ha, ha). How about just using Darth Random Letters?

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Blue Tea

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Nerensh (Um… ??)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Beth

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Apollo

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord, Curlscat, Don “QuixoticQuest,”

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile! ;-)

Once in a Lifetime:

To the one friend who never "tries" but is actually there for you,
To the one friend who doesn't hide the truth, no matter how harsh,
To the one friend who laughs with you instead of at you,
To the one friend who smiles when you smile and cries when you cry,
To the one friend whose name is listed among your family members,
To the one friend that never wavers even when you yourself falter,
To the one friend who calls you even after you hang up on her/him,
To the one friend who respects you instead of insults you,
To the one friend who doesn't care what you look like,
To the one friend who doesn't mind your hobbies, no matter what they are,
To the one friend who will skip a day of work just to make sure you're okay.

To the one friend who will always have your back,

To the one friend who will wake up at odd hours to answer your phone call,

To the one friend who will never let you go, no matter what you do or say,

To the one friend who cares enough to tell you they love you.

To the one friend who watches your growth as a person and celebrates each step with you,

To the one friend whose loyalty never fades, no matter who you or he/she meets,

To the one friend who will wait for you even if you fall behind,

To the one friend who knows you better than yourself,

To the one friend who will go straight to your front door after a fight to make it up to you,

To the one friend who can do imitations of you and appreciates every little quirk you have,

To the one friend who trusts your judgment fully and irreversibly,

To the one friend who randomly decides to drag you off to do something adventurous,

To the one friend who is comfortable with lying around doing nothing and with just being with you even if you don't want to talk,

To the one friend who will tell you his/her deepest fears but finds comfort in your presence,

To the one friend who will beat you in video games but buy you ice cream to make you feel better and then lose on purpose in the next round,

To the one friend who will go down fighting with you against anyone who dares to hurt you,

To the one friend who doesn't need to think about being "herself/himself" around you, she/he just is,

To the one friend who will send you a holiday card in the middle of the summer just to make you laugh,

To the one friend who will believe in who you are and has confidence in who you can be,

To the one friend who will give you a hug, even if you don't need it,

To the one friend who will care for you unconditionally,

To the one friend who will stay up for hours to listen to you ramble or rant,

To the one friend who doesn't want you to change from who you are,

To the one friend whose heart is always closest to yours:

Thank that person because they are the kind you only meet once in a lifetime. =)

Copy and paste this onto your profile as "Once in a Lifetime," and if you have a friend like this - add your name to the list: Don "QuixoticQuest"

16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream:
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.

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Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies AND MILK!!) Isn’t he just ADORABLE? The parent of all plot bunnies!

Below are some wickedly awesome Random Philosophies. If you want the full list, go to MC FooFoo's profile:

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

EMO—Extravagantly Made Origami

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Nine Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the
heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look".
Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they? They need their Ass Kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?".
No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare
at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound', that the professor shared it with his colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this! :) Very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag and
peer inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open and then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, and then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Funny Sayings (copied and pasted) Courtesy and Credit to platowasabore- Thanks!!- Don =)

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you ,my friend, can kiss my ass.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

if my calculations are correct SLINKY ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, tHeSmIlEyFaCeOfYoUrNiGhTmArEs, Sister to the Dark Lord, Curlscat, Don “QuixoticQuest,”

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord, Curlscat, Don “QuixoticQuest,”

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile (If you haven’t you’re even stupider).

If your friends act like idiots and you keep relatively sane copy and paste this into your profile

If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics while everyone else thinks you're weird copy and paste this into your profile.

If you edit the grammar, mechanics, and spelling errors you find in the things you copy and paste onto your profile... WELL?? Copy and paste this onto your profile and start editing already!!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good
but easy to get. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.

If you’re a secular humanist and damn proud of it post this onto your profile.

If you're going to criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'

I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.

Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.

If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn, we sure screwed up!"

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Want a solution for being stressed? Then try spelling it backwards.

The difference between knowing what exercise is and what exorcize is- is the difference between life and death if you're a ghost.

If your Characters talk to you in your head, copy this to your profile.

YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile.

If If you force your friends to read books you like, then copy and paste this.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you enjoy things that ask you to copy and paste them into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your Math/Science/History, Spanish, or other school related notebook is filled with random notes about your characters, story ideas, stories or actual fragments of said stories, copy this to you profile.

If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie or book, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you wonder who started this stupid list in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever spoken in a foreign accent without intending to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Star Wars is better than Star Trek, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's funny to watch your friend do somthing stupid, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you sing “We Wish You A Merry Christmas” in the middle of July, copy and paste this to your profile (I do and I’m Jewish!).

If you laugh when someone says doo-doo, yet again, copy and paste this to your profile.

1. Anakin Solo 2. Tahiri Veila 3. James Oldresk (OC) 4. Kirk Dekim (OC) 5. Natie Renders (OC) 6. Wyn Fel 7. Han Solo 8. Xillanor (OC) 9. C3PO 10. Jagged Fel 11. Darth Vader 12. Kit Rodriguez. 13. Emperor Palpatine 14. Grand Moff Tarkin 15. Nita Callahan 16. Jacen Solo 17. Zekk 18. Jaina Solo 19. Leia Organa Solo 20. Master Ikrit

Q1: What if (7) and (5) were in a car and started fighting over the radio?

Seeing as 5 is a bounty hunter and 7 is a former smuggler, it'd get pretty ugly (fast).

Q2: What if (18) and (12) got into a fist fight who would win?

12 really isn't a fist fighter so I think 18 would win. But I wouldn't stick around to find out.

Q3: (2) and (14) are walking in the forest and get lost who is most likely going to live the longest?

2 definitely. 14 has no skills on the ground whatsoever.

Q4: (1) and (19) are in a political argument: who is likely to win?

Mother vs. son? I think 19 would win since she's a politician.

Q5: What if (9) and (11) are sharing a room: who has the floor?

Against 11, 9 has no chance of getting the bed.

Q6: (6) walked into (13) and (4) as they were kissing, what would happen?

What?? Never going to happen. 6 would probably shoot both of them or herself.

Q7: (3), (7), (1), and (20) are all chewing gum who is going to blow the biggest bubble?

20, because he's cool like that. =)

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Do stairs go up or down?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
A Day without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night
I’m Not a Complete Idiot; Some Parts Are Missing.
Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Suport publik edekasion E.g., support public education
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The more I learn, the less I understand.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses’!

You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted and Used Against You
You’re Just Jealous Because the Voices Only Speak to Me
Your village called, their idiot is missing.
"Before you criticize someone always walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes"
"Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth."
"Snowflakes are some of the most fragile things in the world but looks what happens when they stick together."
"Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months."
"It's not cheating unless you get caught and if you get caught lie through your teeth."
"It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubts."
"My head may be cracked but my insanity is still intact!"
"It's the friends that you can call up at 4 AM that matter."
"You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity"
"If you do that I will kill you, then I will reincarnate you and kill you again!"
"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."
"Skill is being able to walk across Niagara Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying."
"Nice try, but you can't fool a fool."
"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable."
"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."
"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."
"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?"
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police"
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."
"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."
"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Smile and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you’re on drugs (Very true-although if you smile too much, someone will think you’re forming a conspiracy).
I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."
I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love...it never seems to last
Silence is silver...but Duct Tape is Shiny!
Life's tough, get a helmet!
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay."
How Many Roads Must a Man Travel down before He Admits He is Lost?
You say psycho like it's a bad thing
Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do
"I'm going to live life or die trying"
"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams."
"We didn’t lose...we just ran out of time"
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
If you die, I'll kill you!"
Live Dangerous . . . Run With Scissors

-Copy and pasted from twighlightxxloverxx’s profile


Here are some other mind boggling questions and things to think about (that I made up):

If you woke up with a red nose, you were feeling blue, and your skin was a pale white color, would that make you patriotic?

If a dinosaur asked you for directions, would you think you were going crazy and ask IT for directions?

Of course it doesn’t make sense. That’s what nonsense is!!

Poop is poop spelled backwards. Racecar is racecar spelled backwards. But for some reason you can’t spell backwards forwards even when it’s backwards.

Knights like princesses Knights piss off dragons by slaying them = Dragons eat princesses Either math got more complicated or I missed something.

Nerds aren’t popular because popular people are too busy thinking about themselves to notice that a nerd is simply someone with an intense interest in a specific subject. Therefore, the biggest nerds are the ones who are nerdy about themselves.

Officer: “Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” Driver: Gee, Officer, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?

Most people would run if there was a fire. But I’m a fire whisperer, I try to talk it out of burning everything.

You don’t find what you need until you don’t need it anymore.

Pokemon proves that evolution is the best explanation there is.

Some people go insane when they’re drunk. Me? I get drunk to be sane.

Death came to my door, but I slammed it in his face.

Not being a nincompoop is composed of three things: The ability to figure out how to be a ninja, using a computer without wanting to pull out a chainsaw and pooping without crapping up. You’re only a nincompoop if you didn’t realize by now that the word has nothing to do with its meaning.

Crayons are fun. But flamethrowers are better.

You’re a genius if you can fit twenty normal sized people into a clown car without breaking any bones. You’re an idiot if you actually thought about trying.

Few people notice that “war hero” is an oxymoron. If the person was a true hero, he or she would have stopped the war before it started.

It aint over till it’s over. Not that it’s redundant or anything.

I have the right to say what I want, yet everyone gets mad at me when I speak my mind.

You say “crazy” like it’s a bad thing.

No, there’s nothing in my trunk. At least, not under the dead body.

“Having nothing to do” is what happens when you have things you could be doing but you decide they’re not interesting enough.

Running around is always fun until you run into something.

I can’t stop being unproductive! That would stop me from making progress!

Stupid is when you attempt to rob a high security bank. Idiotic is when you try to rob the same bank twice. Moronic is when you forget the keys to the getaway van in the bank you just robbed. PalmFace is when you realize that you realize that you just robbed the bank with your money in it.

Why is it that good things are always debatable but most people can agree on what’s bad?

You can’t slam a revolving door. Well, at least not in this dimension.

Why do people get so mad when science fiction isn’t accurate to actual science? It’s called science FICTION because part of it is made up.

Mom said I could be anything when I grew up. I said I wanted to be a rock.

It’s good to remember things, but the funny thing is I can’t remember what I’ve forgotten.

Mood swings are great. One second you punch someone and the next you give them the ice pack.

I used to be afraid of the dark…. Wait… what’s that weird shape morphing out of my peripheral vision?

I checked the lost and found for my sanity but it wasn’t there. I guess I never had it to begin with.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you’ve ever inserted fart jokes into random movie quotes. “You shall not pass (gas)!!”

Using ONLY SONG TITLES from ONE artist, cleverly answer these questions:

ADDITIONAL RULE: You cannot use the same artist I did, or duplicate song titles even if they were performed by another artist.

Artist: Chicago

1. Are you a male or female: Along Comes a Woman

2. Describe yourself: Little One

3. How do you feel about yourself: Feelin' Strong Every Day

4. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Never Been in Love Before

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation: Somebody, Somewhere

6. Describe your current location: Take Me Back to Chicago

7. Describe where you want to be: Motorboat to Mars

8. Your best friend(s) are/is: You're the Inspiration

9. Your favorite color is: Colour My World

10. You know that: It's Alright

11. What’s the weather like: Another Rainy Day in New York City

12. If your life was a television show what would it be called: Alive Again

13. What is life to you: The Approaching Storm

14. What is the best advice you have to give: Once in a Lifetime

15. If you could change your name what would it be: Bigger than Elvis

Quotes from Icons or Elsewhere:

Obi-Wan: Anakin, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Random: I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!!

T-shirt my friend was wearing: I'm not a geek. I'm a level 12 paladin.

T-shirt I was wearing the other day: The secrecy of my job prevents me from knowing what I'm doing.

I hope I never get drunk enough to say that. Ha, ha.

Monty Python: 1.It's all a part of growing up and being British. 2. Having an argument isn't just saying yes it is- no it isn't. Yes it is! No it isn't!! 3. Always Look on the Bright Side of Life! 4. I want a license for my pet fish, Eric. 5. Whatever you do- don't mention the war! Excuse me, Sir, would you like a drink, after the war?

Princess Bride: Inconceivable!

NOTE: AGAIN, IF YOU HAVE ANY REQUESTS FOR STORIES I SHOULD WRITE NOW OR IN THE FUTURE PLEASE MESSAGE ME, I DON'T MIND SUGGESTIONS (PERIOD). OR IF THERE'S A STORY YOU WANT ME TO UPDATE, MESSAGE ME AND/OR VOTE IN THE POLL AT THE TOP OF MY PROFILE PAGE. THANKS! =)

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The Town A Few Degrees South of the Freezing Death by ASR-AhsokaDawn reviews
Post-How to Train Your Dragon. Hiccup and Astrid's relationship grows while peace is maintained in Berk among other things.MINOR SPOILER about the end of the film at the beginning.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,902 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
Second Chances by The Raider reviews
AU S7. After another averted apocalypse, the somewhat divided Scoobies find themselves forced to band together once more in order stop a foe that is still fresh in all of their minds. But what happens when that foe is part of their own?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,195 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [Tara M., Willow R.]
Equivalent Exchange by T.E. Takeuchi reviews
It's been exactly two years since Tara's death and a lot has changed in Willow's life. But when she finds a way of combining magick with the science of Alchemy, she may just be able to bring back her dead lover- but at what cost? Post S7.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,624 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Tara M., Willow R.
Beer Very Bad by Golden Waffles reviews
When Willow gets drunk at the Bronze to drown her Oz-related sorrows in "Something Blue," she happens to run into a certain blonde. Something happens that night, and our girls end up at a very different beginning. But are they ready for it?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,038 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Tara M., Willow R.
Attack of the Clones A Parody by Super Tinfoil Man Part 2 reviews
Attack of the Clones - A Parody. Explosions, partial nudity and partial explosions are dotted along a bloody line of bad acting and stolen lines in this almost exciting version of Episode 2.Now with LESS SALT ! Chapter 17 - This party is Over -
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,672 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
By Land and Sea by Enchantable reviews
Spoilers! As per tradition, the young vikings set out on their first overnight hunting mission. When Stoick makes them leave their dragons at home, can they make it through the trip in one piece or will it be up to the dragons to rescue their vikings?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,477 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup
A Night at the Bronze by Errik's angel reviews
A series of oneshots involving a story arch where Willow and Tara began dating during high school. This captures little moments in their relationship along the way.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Tara M., Willow R.
The Wish by The Raider reviews
"Look behind you." Turning on her heel slowly, the red-head felt her heart stop for a few sort moments as she saw who was standing before her. "I told you I'd always find you, Willow." Tara said, smiling widely as she saw the look of shock spread over her love's face. "Tara?" Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2013 - [Willow R., Tara M.] - Complete
My Goddess by WallflowerBitca reviews
AU fic season 7 in which Tara is alive again, a visit from Oz, a trip to LA, new feelings...Buffy/Faith Willow/Tara Xander/Anya - cannon relationships to start, but veers slightly. WARNING: Some very dirty stuff first few chapters and naughty words throughout ;
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,192 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Willow R., Tara M.
Tis the Season by Golden Waffles reviews
((A Willow and Tara holiday fic)) "Tell me to stop." She couldn't kiss Willow. She couldn't. It would irrevocably violate their friendship, and no matter how much she wanted more with Willow, she knew she wouldn't survive without at least that much.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Tara M., Willow R. - Complete
Tough Love by CN Winters reviews
Set during the beginning of season six after Buffy's return. Tara becomes the victim of a hate crime as she walks home one night. This story was written as a challenge/request on the WillTara egroups list to portray an 'accurate' for lack of a better word description of gay/lesbian life and not Josh's safe world he's built for Tara and Willow.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
I, Warrior: A Story of Tahiri Veila by MasterGhandalf reviews
Post-NJO AU. After a disturbing vision, Tahiri leaves Zonoma Sekot to warn the Jedi Order, and finds herself pitted against a group of Force-obessessed Yuuzhan Vong renegades and their mysterious leader.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,910 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Tahiri V., Corran H. - Complete
The Power of 2 by WallflowerBitca reviews
A story a day for 22 days, one shots. Some funny, some angsty, some sexy, some romancy, some sad, different character POV every time. Mostly cannon. M for sexy chapters :P
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,039 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012
Seeing Black by KirbyPaint reviews
A sort of alternate ending to the events of Seeing Red. What could have been, had Tara or Willow noticed the shouting outside their window. Rated T for minor swearing and sexual themes.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
As the World Falls Down by Shrugs reviews
Zutara 'How far are you willing to go to end this war? ' 'As far as I have to.' Zuko paused, as if he wasn't sure his decision was the right one. 'Then will you marry me? ' AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,447 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 12/8/2007 - [Zuko, Katara]
Turtle by Golden Waffles reviews
A snapshot from Season 4. It's Valentine's Day, and Willow's had a rough day. She goes to her new friend Tara for comfort, and to make a little delivery.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
The Bermuda Love Triangle by dpluver reviews
AU. Danny, Tucker, Sam & Paulina's plane crashes in the Bermuda Triangle, and Danny gets hurt. Why did only they survive? What happens on the deserted island? Everything fun under the sun...romance, loss, and exposed truths. DxS. Finished!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,300 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Soul Jump by Cayti Leigh reviews
Ginny and Harry had been fighting dark forces for years. There were few left living on the light side, so with the help of Albus Dumbledore's painting, they devised a plan to go back and fix everything. Time Travel, Soul Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,275 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Beyond the Realms: Lacrimosa by Shimy reviews
Part 1 out of 3. No summary this time. Read and find out for yourselves! Happens a couple of years after 'Footprints'. Rated T for violence mainly .
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,521 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
I Like Short Shorts by TheMacUnleashed reviews
A collection of humorous short stories. And all the good titles were taken. Chapter 96: It's Anakin's first day attending classes at the Temple. Obi-Wan is forced to soothe his nerves.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 96 - Words: 96,983 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008
Again by A. LaRosa reviews
Multi-pairings, one-shot collection. Most likely to take place post-Promised Day, after the series. Review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 24,990 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Edward E., Winry R.
A Matter of Diplomacy by Calico reviews
A year after the events of "Fair Trade" the nobleman who tried to buy Toothless comes to Hiccup to ask for his help with a matter of diplomacy, which could lead the couple to adventure, intrigue, danger, and maybe even uncover a secret or two.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,097 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
Memoirs of a Talking Fishbone by Satellites on Parade reviews
Fifty stories for HtTYD. Updates daily or every other day. LATEST: Hiccup prepares for his sudden chiefdom alone. Ratings of stories vary, but usually it's not over PG-13/T. Pairings will include Hiccup/Astrid and Fishlegs/Ruffnut, primarily.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,329 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Hiccup
Heart and Soul by Calico reviews
One-shots focusing around Hiccup, Astrid, Toothless, and their family.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,707 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
Words On A Page by Fuiku reviews
Who writes on your bodies? And who reads?" Life is nothing more than a series of words on a page. Series of one-shots and drabbles, romance, humor, hurt, friendship, family. Life. Enjoy.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,815 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 10/20/2009
Ghost of You by blacktag189 reviews
"He spotted Ginny two tables away; she was sitting with her head on her mother's shoulder: There would be time to talk later, hours and days and maybe years in which to talk." – DH pg. 745. He didn't think it would be that easy…did he? **Completed**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 381,249 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Slivers and Slices by Gumdrop Boo reviews
Glimpses into the lives of the Vikings we know - who we think we know, yet might be surprised with - to share those joyful, melancholy, and humorous moments that help make up a lifetime. :Post Seasons Series:
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,952 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Complete
Worth by Scribbler Analysist reviews
COMPLETE! Risa feels unworthy to stand by Otani's side while he has a job and she doesn't. The unexpected occurs when she hits an all-time low after meeting his assistant.
Lovely Complex - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,350 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Risa K., Atsushi O. - Complete
Life Afterwards by SinnersLikeUs reviews
One-Shots about Hiccup, Astrid, Toothless and their life together after everything. Rated K-M. Now up- Great Discoveries: Vikings find coffee. Result? Caffeinated goodness. R&R! Ended.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,666 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Choice Of A Hero by Soxman reviews
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian." Voldemort rethinks his plans and reveals the evil genius of which he is capable. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
In Moments of Courage by CarlieD reviews
Sequel to For The Moments I Feel Forgotten. Teddy Lupin had always lived in the shadow of his godfather’s legacy. Always feeling outdone by the heroics and the perfection of Harry Potter, he must learn to become heroic himself when the unthinkable happens
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Teddy L., OC
Changed by Queen Avreina reviews
Vader realises that Leia is his daughter in ANH and manages to turn her from the Alliance. Pretty much the OT if Leia is an undercover Imperial and Lady of the Sith...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,007 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Darth Vader, Leia O.
How To Train Your Dragon: 2015 Case Files by Disneyanime91 reviews
A series of one-shots set before, during and after HTTYD: 2015, in the same universe. Across genres and styles, a variety of ideas that never made it to the final cut. Includes Character Files! Reviews are appreciated, requests are accepted.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,897 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
The Yule Ball by Epeefencer reviews
An AU story with my take on what if Ginny had stepped in when Ron didn't believe Harry about entering the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Pure fluff. A bit long but I wanted this to be a one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,918 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Can't Keep Running by genesis 48 reviews
A change in the end of the movie. Hiccup doesn't lose his leg, and fakes his own death after slaying the giant dragon. After two years of hiding, and missing his home, he realizes he can't keep his survival a secret anymore.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
A Debt Repaid by Calico reviews
Aftermath following the battle of the Green Death.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,756 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Warriors Never Get Sick by Calico reviews
Twelve-year-old Astrid comes down with a cold and there's only one person around to take care of her.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Dream Chasers by Enchantable reviews
With Toothless being protective of the injured Hiccup, the trip back to Berk is anything but uneventful. And when they get back to Berk, well, there are a few new residents waiting for them. Including a Deadly Nadder whose taken a shine to Astrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,877 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
A letter for Astrid by Eyes Wide Open 2010 reviews
One of the lines of many that I was intrigued with was "We're Vikings, it's an occupational hazard." Another line repeated several times was "I'm sorry." This story raises the question, "can two words be greater than three?"
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Newlyweds by Gumdrop Boo reviews
"There was something to be said about the two youths that lay entwined with each other in their bed linens."
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Happy Birthday by Gumdrop Boo reviews
This day held two significances that were pitted together in the most opposite of feelings.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
Hot Spring by Shimy reviews
Laugardagur, a term referred to as "wash day", is related to the Viking's routine of taking a bath every Saturday. Hiccup, Astrid knows, takes more than one bath a week. Rated T for safety, but once again, K should be okay, too. Complete!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Walls by SinnersLikeUs reviews
"See, the problem with building walls around yourself and hiding is that, once someone finally found the real you, you're entire being just... crumbles under that person...but, with him, I guess it was okay." AtridxHiccup One-Shot. Post-Movie. R&R!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Training Day by Shimy reviews
Happens after 'Footprints'. Winter has almost passed, and Astrid has kept her word: she's the one who trains him. And today is another training day. One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Bruised Love by Calico reviews
Hiccup shows off his latest battle wound.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Complete
Footprints by Shimy reviews
Happens after the movie. Hiccup has to deal with a lot of changes, including new footprints. Rated T just for safety, but K should be suitable too. HiccupxToothless friendship HiccupxAstrid. And I suck at summaries. Now finally complete!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,466 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Silence by Satellites on Parade reviews
One of Berk's most ravaging winters takes the one person Hiccup never thought it could. T for implied character death.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Tracking Moments by Duchess Delanie reviews
A bit of "what if". Hiccup does not survive that battle. For everyone else... now what?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,069 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Astrid, Stoick
The Toughest Part of Life by Gumdrop Boo reviews
Tuffnut has returned from his adventures abroad and on his first night home is expecting to party it up but is hit with a dose of feelings and thoughts that seem way too mature even for his adult mind. :A post-Seasonal Series story:
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Tuffnut - Complete
This is My Idea by Astrid Elphaba Lovegood reviews
Hiccup had always liked Astrid but there was no way he would be prepared for this!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,875 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
The Turning Autumn by Gumdrop Boo reviews
Change - it is inevitable; it is constant. People, places, thoughts and things never stay the same forever although within Berk change is never necessarily a bad thing. :Post movie 4 yrs:
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,996 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Complete
A Warm Place by Earth Star reviews
Hiccup has a cold and Astrid refuses to leave him alone. Hiccup/Astrid
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Second Chances by Gumdrop Boo reviews
"An innocent might proclaim that Astrid was merely helping the lad out of his wet clothes in concern for his health. But all if any innocent intentions disappeared when in response, Hiccup immediately possessed her mouth for the third time that evening"
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Fair Trade by Calico reviews
Life is finally perfect for Hiccup, when a strange man comes to the island and offers him a deal he can't refuse.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,914 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Another Past by Ayra Sei Ethari reviews
Kya Ranor, second Padawan of Obi-Wan Kenobi, is sent "back in time". She is given three tasks to complete, and one of them is to defeat Sidious. But in the meantime, she also gives away her heart. Will she ever go home . . . or will her heart betray her?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 184,341 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Summer's Fervor by Gumdrop Boo reviews
They all knew they had paths to a future, unclear as some may be and a single emerging emotion or action could change their fates forever. After all summer is a season that brings a bit of sizzle. :Post movie 3 yrs; comp. of extended/related oneshots:
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,465 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Complete
Getting Used To It by Miss Pookamonga reviews
A series of oneshots focusing on Hiccup and Astrid's relationship. Fluff lovers rejoice! BREAKING POINT PART THREE IS UP!: "Hiccup...what are you doing in my bed?"
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,459 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
Berk's Storm Story by genesis 48 reviews
A month after the Vikings' victory over the Red Death, they face another dangerous foe. One that cannot be slayed or stopped.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
The Night's Fury by dragonprotector reviews
A week has past since the final battle and everyone is living in unison with dragons.However Hiccup can't adapt to the new limb, his life is now full of pain,however he is keeping it secret.When his condition worsens keeping it a secret becomes difficult.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,636 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Through the Force by Teddy R. Lupin reviews
AU Anakin/Tahiri. Anakin wasn't killed by the Yuuzhan Vong. He still struggles with his namesake and wonders what could have made his grandfather turn to the dark side. "Is it worth leaving everything else behind?"
New Jedi Order - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Anakin Solo, Tahiri V.
Kvistra by Satellites on Parade reviews
A short look at what transpired on the voyage back to Berk after the battle with the dragon queen. SPOILERS for the end of the film. Astrid/Hiccup.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Head Over Heals by Backroads reviews
What Astrid and Ruffnut really thought of Hiccup for all those years.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Astrid, Ruffnut - Complete
Lost and Then Found by jadesabre75 reviews
Jaina is faced with a life changing decision. How will she cope and who will she meet along the way? Jag/Jaina with a pirate twist. AU
New Jedi Order - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,949 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Jag F., Jaina S. - Complete
She Could Do Better by Hell's Fiery Belle reviews
Astrid and Ruffnut have a long-overdue discussion about boys.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Ruffnut, Astrid - Complete
Rebel Without A Cause by Terrible Twins reviews
Jaina has lived a priveleged life, but none of that has ever told her who exactly Jaina Solo is. So she's become a rebel, leading a band called Twin Suns and failing most of her classes. Then a boy moves to her school and her grade relies on his. BY MUTT
New Jedi Order - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Jaina S., Jag F.
The Sting of Spring by Gumdrop Boo reviews
Spring is all about renewal but for Berk it is the raiding season. Now that they are of age, our favorite Vikings must fight not only a battle, but also the ones within themselves. :Post movie 3 years; series of related and extended oneshots:
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,660 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
This Can't Happen by BlackRose108 reviews
Pre-Movie Story. On a snowy evening in Berk, Hiccup and Astrid find themselves seeking refuge in the same cave, and they end up learning a little more about themselves and each other than they anticipated. Hiccup/Astrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
How to Retrain a Viking by Calico reviews
Alternate Ending: Hiccup's injuries were worse than anyone imagined, and he's woken to a strange world with many questions: why is there a dragon in his house, what happened to his leg, and, most importantly, why is Astrid talking to him?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,742 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
How to Train Your Dragon: 2015 by Disneyanime91 reviews
A retelling of the popular movie, in a modern warfare sci-fi fantasy setting, with guns and bullets. Welcome to PMC Installation 83-RK "Berk". I am Lance Corporal Jack "Hiccup" Haddock. This is my story. Do R&R. -FINISHED-
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,366 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Her Gift by Calico reviews
Hiccup and Astrid spend one final night together before her wedding.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
All of Him by Calico reviews
She was thinking that she quite possibly hated Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, he of the goofy smile, the perpetual accident waiting to happen. ** Astrid's thoughts throughout the movie, especially concerning one less than ideal Viking.**
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Torn by DarthBubbles reviews
Ahsoka Tano befriends another Padawan during the raging Clone Wars, but what will she do when her feelings for him grow? OC/Ahsoka NOW MY MOST POPULAR FIC! R&R!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,875 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Ahsoka T. - Complete
Under the Light of the Stars by redflame1020 reviews
After finishing her homework early, Nita skips off to Kit's house, where Kit ponders heavy subjects. *pre- WoM Warning: dark.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
The Winter Haul by Gumdrop Boo reviews
There is a reason Vikings hate winter, and Berk is the worst when it is cold. Still some of the happiest, or most surprising and unexpected things can occur during the frozen season :Post movie 3 years; compilation of related & extended one shots:
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,552 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Complete
Pillow Talk by Fuiku reviews
A normal day between the sheets. Drabble. K/N
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Complete
Hey Soul Sister by Enchantable reviews
FutureFic. After a long day of meetings, Hiccup's working late in the blacksmith shop. Astrid comes to visit and stumbles on Hiccup's latest project. When it comes to them, nothing ever goes entirely as planned, and neither would have it any other way.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Small Solace by BlackRose108 reviews
He knew that both of them had come to some kind of peace by the brief moment, and it would have to be enough for the moment. There was too big a wall between them, both physically and metophorically, to have anything but small solace. Hiccup/Astrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Humane by monsterMAYHEM reviews
Confused by Hiccup's constant worry over her well being, Astrid stomps off into the forest by herself to prove she can do well on her own. When she faces a threat bigger than herself, she will finally come to understand hiccups reason for worrying.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Thought to be Invincible by Teddy R. Lupin reviews
The final piece in the Michael Grey trilogy. Michael has a secret...something that he knows in his heart...that he can't tell anyone. Because if they knew what he had to do...they would never let him go through with it.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Wolverine, Jean G.
Pillow Fight by ariex04 reviews
Oneshot. Set after A Wizard of Mars, contains spoilers. Nita gets revenge, Carmela is speechless, and Helena is confused.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
Castle in the Sky by Grim Revolution reviews
The flight that changed everything for Astrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Star Wars: Dark Galaxy: Secrets of the Sith by saberstorm reviews
Post LotF. As the galaxy tries to heal itself after the death of Caedus, a rebellion that has been brewing since the Clone Wars explodes. Already crippled, the Galactic Alliance and the Jedi falter before the onslaught, until the arrival of Sith allies.
New Jedi Order - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,864 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Tahiri V.
Of Hills and Bluebells by Enchantable reviews
How to Train Your Dragon Fic HTTYD . Post-Movie Hiccup has a little trouble making it up the hill to his house, fortunately Astrid's there to help and the two of them get a moment to be, well, viking teenagers who saved the world.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,205 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
When Chest Monsters Attack by Starrika reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. Christmas after the Burrow for the first time after the war. Harry's chest monster makes a return. Snowball fights and snogging ensue. Ginny/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Weapon of Choice by Techno-Poet reviews
Nita and Kit are fighting again, and decide on a better way to stop the arguing. Slight crossover with Star Wars. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
With all without you by Leolina reviews
Anakin loses his temper, balance, faith and heart on a simple, rainy day on Coruscant. "Anakin...I have bad news for you..." Mild slash, tragedy
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,983 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
New Jedi Order: Avenger by saberstorm reviews
AU starting at the end of Star by Star. The Rebellion’s darkest secret comes to life as the Sith Lord Starkiller resurfaces just in time to aid the Jedi Strike Force. Can they work together to stop the Vong?
New Jedi Order - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Anakin Solo, Tahiri V.
Pro by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
He owned a flowered apron, a teddy bear, and wore house-shoes. He had curtains on his windows and vacuumed regularly. It had not been hard for Nita to simply never think of him as a guy for the entire duration of their ten year friendship.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
A Christmas Wish by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
All he wanted was to spend Christmas with his father but when eight year old Luke Skywalker uses the Force, without knowing it, he not only gets his secret wish, but he also causes a meeting to happen several years earlier than it was supposed to...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Gold Haze by saucykate reviews
Futurefic. Roshaun/Dairine. Sometimes, out of the corner of her eye, Dairine sees a flash of gold. Quirky little epilogue included for your reading pleasure.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
The Long Walk by MyGinevra reviews
A missing moment from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, the beginning of the romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Graduates by Scribbler Analysist reviews
OneShot: Otani and Koizumi are now graduated from university. What happens next now that the two are not forced to see each other because of schooling?
Lovely Complex - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Risa K., Atsushi O. - Complete
Discoveries by redflame1020 reviews
While walking along the beach, Nita discovers the best finds aren’t always what you’re looking for. K/N, no spoilers.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
Princess by hexterah reviews
A piece set during NJO: Star By Star featuring a slight injury, Ganner Rhysode, Tenel Ka and a slightly jealous Jacen Solo. Written: 05/16/08
New Jedi Order - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Jacen S., Tenel Ka - Complete
Kissing Town by JKWhite reviews
Kit and Nita get pulled into yet another battle against the Lone Power, but this one also has them fighting against urges they'd really rather not fight anymore. NitaKit ...Nit?
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009
full circle by Araine reviews
The moon is for beginnings, and for endings. N/K-ish, D/R-ish, T/C
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
She Was by robotamputee reviews
In his last days, Kit Rodriguez reflects on his partner in wizardry, Nita Callahan. Not romantic, just bittersweet. Sorry about the impending giant block of text, having zero dialogue can do that to a one-shot.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Kit R., Nita C. - Complete
Progression by Scribbler Analysist reviews
OneShot: After of a year of married life, the infamous couple will recieve a shock revealing how little they have changed, yet how much they have grown.
Lovely Complex - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Risa K., Atsushi O. - Complete
If it had fallen by Maria Rianki reviews
A short story of what would have happen in Terra had let the rock fall in Aftershock pt. 6. Rated for character/s death.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Beast Boy, Terra - Complete
supernova by Araine reviews
Nita and Kit discuss death and time in the aftermath of a dying star. Nita/Kit
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
getting dirty by Araine reviews
Nita, Kit and Ponch - a moment during Errantry. No pairings, really, just friendship.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
January by Kelar The Mage reviews
Not much to say, honestly. N/K, D/R but not really that much.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
Sometimes A Happy Ending Is Just A New Beginning by MizJoely reviews
Zutara, set two years after Sozin's Comet, with some Sukka and Taang thrown in for good measure. Warning: Character Death late in the story. Complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 122,140 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - [Katara, Zuko] Aang, Azula - Complete
Seeking the Dead by Mengsk reviews
17 yr old Allana seeks her father in the cave on Dagobah, against the advice of her Aunt Jaina. But the cave has revelations of its own design for Allana to confront.
New Jedi Order - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Jaina S., Jacen S. - Complete
Foundations of Hope by Lilac Moon reviews
Very AU. Anakin Skywalker lives on a moisture farm, unhappy and unwanted. Princess Padme fights an eternal struggle against Imperial rule. Apart, they are lost and lonely. But together, a love powerful enough to save the galaxy will flourish. Anakin/Padme
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 250,202 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Truth or Dare? Star Wars Edition by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
Discontinued. If anyone wishes to continue this, please PM me.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,335 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Will to Live by San Hayashi reviews
This takes place a year after the movie. Strangers come to the lands to the west and spread a sickness. Ashitaka and San must find a cure, but what happens when one of them falls ill? It's better than this summary. Please read and review! Rated T.
Princess Mononoke - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,033 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008
Unexpected Consequences by redflame1020 reviews
Kit is asked a question, and is left with a delemma. Can he put aside his feelings to help Nita find love of her own? Language and violence warning in ch7. UNDER EDITATIONS, temporary hiatus.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,531 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009
This Kiss by Winter Celchu reviews
Disclaimer here: I own nothing.. this belongs to Lucas alone, at least the world. As ever please read and review.
New Jedi Order - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Jag F., Jaina S.
Redo by Fuiku reviews
Well, the first time is always a little awkward... Kit/Nita completely non-serious, get-back-in-the-game oneshot.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Vacancy Signs by Verdant Fire reviews
He probably thinks he's rescuing you now. He might even be right." Dark Jaina/Zekk, DJ AU.
New Jedi Order - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Jaina S., Zekk - Complete
Relying On Him by Scribbler Analysist reviews
OneShot: One day as Otani visualizes his future, Risa comes over and seems rather strange. Can Otani offer the reassurance she desperately needs?
Lovely Complex - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Risa K., Atsushi O. - Complete
Always by Trickster-jz reviews
Trilogy - Jaina sets out to save one person, and puts into motion a great deal more than just Zekk's redemption. YJK AU, JainaxZekk, Kyp, OCs. Now complete - thanks for reading!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 118 - Words: 377,729 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Jaina S., Kyp D. - Complete
Disassembling Situations by MonkeeNoodles reviews
-Sequel to RENOVATION- A year and a half later, everything seems to be fine on the surface but when tiny cracks are found, Raven seeks to mend them, desperate to keep the Titan family together. Will she be able to or will the cracks become pitfalls? BBRae
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 184,150 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Raven, Beast Boy
Temptations of the Dark Side by Jaeh reviews
Cookies are evil. The story of Anakin's fall, from a different point of view. One-shot. Response to PlumaLibera's challenge. Silly Parody :D
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Bring Me to Life by JediBettyBug reviews
Jaina suffers from the divorce of her parents. And of course, Zekk is there to help when she grabs hold of him.
Young Jedi Knights - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
Diverging Paths by jedishelly1 reviews
Following the defeat of the Yuuzhan Vong, Jagged Fel and Jaina Solo meet on Zonama Sekot. There, they make some decisions about their future together.
New Jedi Order - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Jag F., Jaina S.
The Reunion by Scribbler Analysist reviews
OneShot: The whole gang is home for summer break. Koizumi and Otani spend time together for the first time in months. How will their reunion play out? Has anything changed?
Lovely Complex - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Risa K., Atsushi O. - Complete
Jedi Don't Cry by RocketFAN reviews
OneShot.Sometimes, even the strongest of Jedi must give in to their emotions. And when Jedi Master, Qui-Gon Jinn discovers his Padawan, Obi-Wan Kenobi, doing just that, he assures him that he has nothing to be ashamed of.Pre-Episode I. A little cheesy...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
When Pigs Fly by Techno-Poet reviews
Kit and Nita are on active, and this is the day they find out who they're assisting and why...will they enjoy their day helping those in need? Can Pigs actually fly? Find out! Rated T for safety. Chapter 12 is up! And now, this story is completed...
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,536 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Not Old Enough To Love, As Yet by Techno-Poet reviews
Short N/K oneshot, set the day after The Song of the Twelve happens. Nita feels sad that Ed gave his life, but Kit comforts her. Some romance fluffiness! :P
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Council of Love by Darth Comrade reviews
Three years into the Clone Wars and Anakin's relationship with Padme is still strong. But what happens when the Jedi Council discovers them? And how will it impact his Padawan and greatest admirer, Ahsoka?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,512 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Ahsoka T., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Jedi At Hogwarts by Christina B reviews
What would happen if two Jedi Padawans suddenly ended up at Hogwarts? How did they get there and how would they be able to cope with it? And most importantly could they get back? Epilogue Now Up!
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,937 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Harry P. - Complete
Ebb Tide by redflame1020 reviews
Kit is searching for answers at the edge of the ocean. Rated T for language.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
It's a Jedi Thing You Wouldn't Understand by kayladie reviews
Luke gets hold of some bad shrooms, dude! Hilarious hijinks ensue.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,325 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Solar Flare by Reading Redhead reviews
“Before this goes any further,” Dairine said, “I need to make something clear.” Dairine/Roshaun, one-shot.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Sum of the Parts by Mage of Dragons reviews
An animeverse drabble collection, on everything and anything. 60: PROMISE: Though he had not spoken it, he had made a promise, one that he could not break. 61: STRONG: Winry Rockbell was not a strong girl. No matter what they said.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 61 - Words: 18,883 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007
Holocaust by Abagael reviews
After a devastating loss at Myrkr, the Jedi and their allies are struggling to pick up the pieces, while the Yuuzhan Vong continue their campaign for galactic domination. **Sequel to 'Sacrifice'** NJO AU. Characters incl. Anakin, Tahiri, Luke, Mara, etc.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Jaina S.
After Three Years by EmoEccentrica reviews
It's been three years since Otani and Koizumi graduated.. Koizumi is now a succesful stylist and Otani is in his third year of University.. Otani asks a question and 'Yes' Is the answer.. but what's the question.. read to find out... :D
Lovely Complex - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Against The Fold by Raven55 reviews
Scorchmarks ran across his chest and blood was oozing from a deep gash on his temple. Who could have deserved to be treated like this? Who would have gotten himself in this much trouble? A gasp escaped her lips when she recognised those pale blue eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,976 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Unfound by Lyraeinne reviews
Sometimes you don't get it right the first time. Jaina, Jacen, post-Legacy AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Jacen S., Jaina S.
Questions and Answers by redflame1020 reviews
After a difficult errantry, Kit and Nita crash on the beach before going home.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
A Place Of Death by Ceillean reviews
Far Future tale of a young Jedi captured on a forgotten world. Will he be rescued? Or will he die painfully and alone?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
A New Beginning by Analiah Solo reviews
Jaina and Zekk's twin children have been born, and the parents and all around them are trying to escape the insanity of new parenthood. I stink at writing summaries. Pleas R&R!
Young Jedi Knights - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009
Vulnerability by redflame1020 reviews
As Nita's powers develop, Kit is there to help.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Sacrifice by Abagael reviews
Jacen Solo must make the ultimate sacrifice, in order to save the people he loves. But will the meddling of Tahiri, a couple of dark Jedi, and Anakin, ruin Jacen's carefully laid plans? Set in LotF/NJO Era. Characters incl. Tahiri, Han, Leia, Alema, etc.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 66,520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Jacen S. - Complete
Blackness by Silth reviews
Jacen Solo meditates on the galaxy, begining to feel his inner struggle with the force
New Jedi Order - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by Abagael reviews
After a little accident in the training arena, Anakin and Tahiri run into some rather "unsavoury" activity in the storage room... Originally written for the Anahiri "Not For The Eyes of Younglings" Challenge on TF.N
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Jaina S. - Complete
The Prince and the Wizard by StrangePhenomenon reviews
Dairine is finally beginning to get along with our favorite Wellakhit, when a dream lets her know that she likes him more than a friend...yes, I know it's cliche, but read it anyway! Please review, constructive criticism appreciated!
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009
The Knights of Ni Handbook for the Squires of Ni by studentofwords reviews
This is something I wrote a few years ago. I think the title is pretty self-explanatory. Please review!
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
What's in a name? by sweetsarcastic reviews
Where normal couples had pet names, they used insults as endearments. But when Nobu-chan decides its high time they were on first name basis, it can only mean trouble. And lots of drama, of course. OtanixKoizumi. Read and Review!
Lovely Complex - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Hourglass by A. LaRosa reviews
Otani/Risa, drabble. "After a few minutes of silence, he muttered, 'The baby will probably come out taller than me,' into her hair." Review!
Lovely Complex - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
nothing by Nikki Adams reviews
nothing
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009
Not a Sith by Teddy R. Lupin reviews
This is more of a Junior Jedi Knights story. For those of you that don't know about the series, this is about the New Jedi Order, post ROTJ. AU Anakin and Tahiri. This was written by both me and my friend as an RP.
New Jedi Order - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Anakin Solo, Tahiri V.
Star Wars by Araine reviews
“I didn’t think you were a t-shirts kind of guy,” Dairine said, eyeing his splendid, muted crimson over tunic and trousers. “They’re not exactly… majestic enough for a prince.” Dairine/Roshaun Kit/Nita, but mostly gen.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
the sun, the moon, and all things interstellar by wirbil reviews
This is the day Dairine finds Roshaun. This is the day Kit realizes what Nita really means to him. This is the night Ronan drunkenly stumbles into Carmela's backyard. This is today. That is tomorrow.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Saving by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Risa needs him to ‘save’ her one snowy day. But Otani is nowhere to be seen.
Lovely Complex - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Collision Course by IvyWings reviews
It has been seven years since they've parted. Maybe since that day, they've always been on this collision course-the one that will cause them to face the troubles they left behind, for better or for worse. Complete
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Roses are Red, Wizards are Blue? by IvyWings reviews
Nita meets an unexpected challenge on Valentines day. A Valentines one-shot. Please R&R!
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
Insuppressible by IvyWings reviews
Sequel to Irrevocable. Kits life is completely different after his encounter with Gwen. Can he find Nita? Or learn to live without her? Complete! BONUS CHAPTER/EPILOGUE HAS BEEN ADDED! KitxNita
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,482 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Ten Years of Difference by Jeremy reviews
The sands of time did not allow the Avatar to stop the Second Comet. Now, a decade later, the Avatar awakens to a world where the balance is broken, but where hope has not yet been extinguished.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,912 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 7/24/2007
Partners by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Falling asleep on the couch with a movie blaring in the background is perfectly fine with your best friend. Normal, even. Loosing that relationship could never be worth it. She didn’t want it to change ever in a million billion years.' Nita/Kit
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
How to fly a Kite and other life lessons by IvyWings reviews
Never stick your hand in a blender while its on ‘chop’, never try to pet a rabid bear, and NEVER fall in love with your best friend. Kit x Nita. One shot. Please R&R!
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Irrevocable by IvyWings reviews
The new girl is setting Nita on edge and Kit seems to be growing distant from her and his wizardry. Will Nita give in to the tempting darkness to save the one she cares about most? Minor violence near the end. COMPLETE! Sequel is up.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,381 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened To Ben Skywalker by jansonpls reviews
As the title suggests, AU. Guest appearances by Anakin Solo, Myri Antilles, pretty all of the surviving Solo-Skywalker clan, and that Jedi Temple chick. Written before we knew the Jedi Temple chick's name.
New Jedi Order - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
With Or Without You by raneonthewyndoepain reviews
Sequel to Together and Apart. Which comes first, relationships or saving the world? Is all really fair in love and war? KitNita, DairineRoshaun.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,037 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Wizards New Year by IvyWings reviews
Nita is left all alone on New Years with only a bowl of brownie batter. A New Years one-shot. Please R&R!
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Butchering Shakespeare by platowasabore reviews
Nita and Kit try out for the school play, A Midsummer Night’s Dream. They both end up stirring up love interests on the set. Involves a jealous Nita, an obsessed Kit and a bunch of high school students butchering Shakespeare. Fluff. N/K
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/8/2008
Matchbox by IvyWings reviews
All along he knew it was likely to happen. But he wanted that for her, didnt he? Didnt he want her to be happy? Even if it meant she was leaving for good? If it meant she would leave him behind? A one-shot. Please R&R
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Tis the Season to be a Wizard by IvyWings reviews
Dairine struggles to find Nita the perfect gift before realizing the Ultimate present. Meanwhile, Nita and Kit decorate the tree, oblivious to Dairine's schemes. A Christmas One-shot.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Good Intentions by Melino reviews
A short story with Jaina and Jag that takes place a few years after NJO. This story is AU. It is about how the best laid plans can still be misinterpreted when there is a long history in a relationship. Jaina has a secret plan and Jag gets it all wrong.
New Jedi Order - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
The most confusing, hopeless thing by IvyWings reviews
It was the most confusing, frustrating, exasperating thing Nita had ever been through. Fighting the Lone One? No problem. Jumping from Galaxy to Galaxy? Bring it on. But this? This had her stumped. One-shot
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Give Me Your Eyes by Techno-Poet reviews
A songfic to the song Give Me Your Eyes, by Brandon Heath. Nita and Kit run into some familiar faces in New York City, and experience the city like they never have before...
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Changing by Lioness's Heart reviews
Sequel to Breathing. The epic duel between Darth Caedus and Anakin Solo has begun. As it unfolds, is there a chance for Caedus to be redeemed, or will Anakin fail and leave the galaxy to the tyranny of the Sith, and his friends to a fate worse than death?
New Jedi Order - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Nova by Tazaki4 reviews
Star by Star revisited. The universe continues on after the mission on the world ship, but one choice made by Tahiri changed the fate of Anakin Solo. What will this mean for the coming wars? AnakinxTahiri JainaxJag
New Jedi Order - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,157 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007
Only in a Wizards House by IvyWings reviews
Nita and Kit are left in charge of the Thanksgiving meal, but they end up losing the turkey! Things go downhill from there. A Thanksgiving one-shot.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Thanksgiving Yound Wizards Style by platowasabore reviews
Title explains it all. Pointless and plotless. Might very well be the worst thing i have ever written. I don't even know why I'm posting it. Now that I've so obviously sold you on it, i expect re4views. To talk me out of ever writing again of course.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Insertwonderfullywittytitlehere by platowasabore reviews
Nita attracts attention of the romantic variety from the new boy in class. How does Kit handle this recent development. It's my first fic, be gentle. Will eventually be Nita/Kit. All fluff no action. Complete
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,735 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
What The? by Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS reviews
The crew of Young Wizards have stumbled across the path of a very bored, very hyper author. What will happen to them and their sanity? A mini-chapter 12 has been added on a whim. A new insatiable internet feud has been created. Read to find out more.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,188 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 3/15/2002
Sex Ed by Rogue Amazon Boo reviews
Sex…it’s a minefield of expectations, doubts, insecurities, and hormonal idiosyncrasies. Join Koizumi and Otani as they navigate the ups, downs, pleasures, and pitfalls of intimacy. Koizumi/Otani.
Lovely Complex - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,015 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
A surprise dinner for Koizumi by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Koizumi returns home to discover that there is dinner ready for her.
Lovely Complex - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
For The Moments I Feel Forgotten by CarlieD reviews
AU on OotP and HBP. The Order had gone to retrieve Harry that night – there was only one small problem: Harry wasn’t there. Though the Order didn’t know it, Harry had been badly beaten by his uncle and cousin and left for dead in a dark ditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,963 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
From Scratch Series Part 5: Djo Solo Family Values by Jade-Max reviews
Vignette series about Jacen, Tenel Ka and the lessons learned in the life of the Djo-Solo children and their adopted brother, Gidden
New Jedi Order - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Jacen S., Tenel Ka - Complete
Bared Soles: Three Days of Snow by Jade-Max reviews
Jaina and Zekk are snowed in due to a freak snow storm.
New Jedi Order - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Jaina S., Zekk - Complete
Sight Unseeing by ScarsOfTime reviews
She always wanted to be acknowledged, especially by him. Perhaps tonight, she'll get her wish. Slight NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
An Unexpected Visitor by Twister of the Mind reviews
Tahiri is consume with grief by the loses of Anakin Solo, but an unexpected visitor will help her take the first step to moving on. Tahiri will learn the most important part of love is knowing when to let go and live.
New Jedi Order - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Jacen Solo's Song by Emeraldclaw reviews
Jacen's song as it was sung to me many years ago.....
New Jedi Order - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Patches of Silk by darthluna01 reviews
Right after the Battle of Hogwarts, Luna is feeling lonely, until a certain Gryffindor shows up. Constructive criticism welcomed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Letting Go by Elfpen reviews
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan go to pick up a Force-sensitive child. On the way back, Qui-Gon is faced with the fact that someday very soon, he will have to let Obi-Wan go.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Artistic Vader by Evil MastermindCyrax reviews
Vader drinks a fatal tea made by Yoda and becomes insanely artistic. What happened? This story was written by a ten year old here.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
After the Moon by Reading Redhead reviews
After the moon, Nita helps Kit move on. Post-WAW, SPOILERS.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Interrupted by hexterah reviews
Ben Skywalker and Jacen Solo have to attend a banquet where Jacen feels Tenel Ka's presence and Ben doesn't want to eat his vegetables. Takes place post-DN. One-poster/short story. Written: 12/18/2006
New Jedi Order - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Night Skies by nerdy uke reviews
Anakin/Tahiri, sorta. Anakin's troubled thoughts shortly before the beginning of the NJO novel Edge of Victory I: Conquest. Originally posted on TF.N as Jedi Anakin Solo.
New Jedi Order - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Anakin Solo, Tahiri V. - Complete
Dreams by nerdy uke reviews
AU. Anakin finally feels the time is right to take the biggest step of their relationship and ask for Tahiri's hand in marriage. Originally posted on TF.N and Archive as Jedi Anakin Solo. Slightly edited.
New Jedi Order - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Anakin Solo, Tahiri V. - Complete
Prom Please? by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
I thought we had a date with the couch, old chick flicks, and some ice-cream' Kit asks Nita to prom. Nita says yes. And that flipping her stomach keeps doing just might be something more than indigestion.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Now When The Rain Falls by Lil Red Head Girl reviews
Tenel Ka comes upon a startling thought, which causes her to go running off into the woods at night during a rainstorm. Can Jacen find her? And why did she run off?
Young Jedi Knights - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Renovation by MonkeeNoodles reviews
After getting her room destroyed, Raven moves into Starfire's room but when she sees something one day she decides to sleep in the Common Room until her room is fixed but then Beast Boy finds out about her sleeping in the Common Room...BBRae stuff!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,829 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Send Me a Song by Twisp reviews
Tahri reflects on Anakin's passing. I wrote this a loong time ago. :D Please be forgiving.
New Jedi Order - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Breathing by Lioness's Heart reviews
Sequel to Returning. Post Invincible AU. Anakin's back, and he has his sights set on bringing Caedus down. As they infiltrate the Sith Lord's headquarters, they find their way barred by the one person who thinks that Anakin Solo is dead and gone...
New Jedi Order - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Anakin Solo, Tahiri V. - Complete
Returning by Lioness's Heart reviews
Oneshot, post Invincible AU. Jaina Solo failed. She's being held captive by Caedus, while the others try to figure out how to save her and bring down the Sith Lord. Someone has to help, and there's only one person who can, but he's dead, right?
New Jedi Order - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Anakin Solo - Complete
Dairine's Idea of Fun by lironelle reviews
Nita and Kit have been having a boring summer. Each day has taken on a pattern and everything shows no sign of changing. Then Dairine hatches a secret plot involving a party, truth or dare, some serious sugar highs, and some very bad singing. Enjoy!
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007
Die by the Sword by Verdant Fire reviews
“I came to tell you that I’ve figured out what my duty is as the Sword of the Jedi. I’m here to kill you, Jacen.” Speculative LotF oneshot.
New Jedi Order - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Dreams by Verdant Fire reviews
Are Zekk’s dreams trying to tell him something, or is he just imagining things? ZekkJaina oneshot. YJK AU.
Young Jedi Knights - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
I Can't Find a Good Title for this Songfic by Techno-Poet reviews
This is the first fic I've ever done, and it was written at 1:00 AM, so be warned. Has a hint of NK.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2007
Stranger Than Fan Fiction by Madman007 reviews
And now for something completely different. In the tradition of the movie of a similar title, Mara Jade suddenly hears someone narrate her actions. And then the real chaos ensues.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Mara Jade - Complete
Think About It by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
You don’t have some weird shoe fetish, do you? Cause if you did, I’d be forced to steal the popcorn back to punish you for such unnatural perversions.' A oneshot profiling Kit as he attempts to discover just why Nita affects him the way she does.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Finding the Way by Buffybot reviews
Contains DH spoilers. The war may be over but that doesn’t mean relationships or anything else will come easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007
One with the Force by Tazaki4 reviews
Anakin Solo died in Star by Star. Some weeks after Sacrifce a massive force disturbance on Zenoma Sekot draws attention by Tahiri. The cause? A man. Who? Guess... Rated for fight at end, blood not lemons.
New Jedi Order - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Almost Perfect by Buffybot reviews
A short story detailing what goes on with Ron & Hermione and Harry & Ginny in the hours following the final battle. Will be told in 3 chapters. Warning: Contains Deathly Hallows spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,787 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Choices & Chains by Jade-Max reviews
Challenge Write the missing scene where a grown up queen Tenel Ka decides she doesn't care about the risk to the consortium and chooses to take Jacen as her lover and father her a child.
New Jedi Order - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Jacen S., Tenel Ka - Complete
Five People Jacen Solo Still Loves by Lyraeinne reviews
There are some things even time can't wash away. JacenTenel Ka, Alanna, Anakin, Ben, Jaina
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Complete
A Simple Gift by Twister of the Mind reviews
Jacen has to get Tenel Ka a birthday present, but he running out of time. Besides, what kind of gift could he offer a princess Oneshot
Young Jedi Knights - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Underneath by CrazyAni reviews
After feroscious duel on Mustafar, ObiWan Kenobi and Darth Vader are given a chance to go back and save Anakin. The Force sends them back to the past, but they wake up in each other's bodies...RotS AU
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,116 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Oh the Places You'll Go by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
You kneel down, not caring a bit if you got your ancient jeans or patched coat wet, taking care only to keep the colorful scarf your mom made you out of the snow that was beginning to gather. You could buy a new pair of jeans, you couldn't buy a new scarf
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
A Rescue of Sorts by TeenTypist reviews
COMPLETE Story picks up on the heels of Wizards at War. Now that she knows he's alive, Dairine is determined to find Roshaun. When she finds him, she brings him back home to his parents on Wellakh. Eventual DairineRoshaun pairing. Chapter 15 posted.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,093 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
The Return of a Hero by JM-Anakin-Solo reviews
Anakin Solo Fic. After the events of SbS Anakin returns with a new understanding of the Force
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,722 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 4/19/2002
Better than a Prince prompt: imagine by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
“When you were little, and you played pretend, did you ever imagine this? Did you ever think, ‘Wow, I’m not going to marry some rich good looking guy, I’m going to marry some random kid I meet by a tree and see how it goes, you know, just for kicks?
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Ten Things a Sweet Guy Would Do by A. LaRosa reviews
Danny/Sam, AU. When an email evokes Sam to say that no guy could do everything on that list, Danny strives to prove her wrong. Can he do it?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,409 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Yoda's Shadow by amthyst-fire reviews
At the height of the battle with the Emperor, Luke and Anakin are thrown back in time to before Anakin even meets Yoda and right into Yoda's lap. I am currently taking ideas and/or art submission for cover art for this story.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,333 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, Yoda - Complete
Tis the Season to be Scary by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
It's Halloween and Kit's locked himself in the bathroom, never to be seen again. Follow Nita as she mocks Kit the Pansy, discusses hair curlers with afore mentioned pansy, hurries him along, and ultimately, figures out what he is. Short punshot, enjoy.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Yavin Academy by StarWars-Freak reviews
He hated her she despised him. It was obvious they were meant to be... NJO characters in High School. JJ, JTK, and AT
New Jedi Order - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,652 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006
Death by Chocolate by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
In which Kit braves romantically inclined ovens, sibling induced humiliation, a brick of brownie batter that eats anything that touches it, and ultimately, a Death by Chocolate, all to give Nita the best Christmas gift he can.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Things Are Going To Get Better by Yee Mun reviews
Are you a KitNita shipper? Want to see into their lives, the side where they aren't on call every second? Warning: No action, Lone One, or big wizardry. Don't like it, don't read it.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,117 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
Opportunity by Jedi Bubbles reviews
Jaina and Zekk in a tree.
Young Jedi Knights - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Something I Have to Tell You by that one little guy reviews
Dairine finally reveals her true feelings to Roshaun. Utterly pointless one shot!
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Meeting over Caf by Jedi Bubbles reviews
Basically, it's about Jacen and Tenel Ka. I can't say anymore or I'll give it away.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Right Here in My Arms by HiMyNameIsTrish reviews
JTK. Takes place about 3 years after the end of the Dark Nest trilogy. Tenel Ka has done everything in her power to cut Jacen Solo out of her life, but when their daughter starts to have horrifying visions, he is the only person that may be able to help
New Jedi Order - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 12/21/2005
No One by Corellian Cutie reviews
A JJ Songfic. Post TSW. FluffAngstHumor
New Jedi Order - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
Hiccups by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Do you think I would be considered insensitive if I said that she's incredibly attractive when she's angry? Probably' Nita gets the hiccups and it's Kit to the rescue. Involves hiccup cures and two people finally admitting to what we all know is true.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
A Time to Heal by cheersweetie reviews
Sequel to As Time Goes By. JJ, JTK, TC. The Yuuzhan Vong war is over and the New Republic is rebuilding on Naboo, where Jaina Solo Fel feels a strange connection.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 38,361 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005
Stormy Weather by Jedi Bubbles reviews
It's a JZ wedding story. Oneshot. Read if you want. I can guarantee it's funny later on.
New Jedi Order - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
Heaven's Tears by Kidan reviews
Tahiri gives birth to a daughter.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Diamond in the Rough by Sakura Tsukikage reviews
Leia Organa's first meeting with Zekk.
Young Jedi Knights - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
The Proposal by Kidan reviews
A 20 year old Ben proposes to Tahiri.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
A Piece of Japor by Kidan reviews
A story about the final gift from Anakin Solo to Tahiri.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
You by Neko-chan22 reviews
just a oneshot about Jaina and Zekk.
New Jedi Order - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
Breaking The News by dress without sleeves reviews
ARE THOSE HANDCUFFS, HARRY POTTER?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Too Young by cheersweetie reviews
On their graduation night from the academy, Jaina and Zekk take a step that neither one of them are completely ready for. JZ short story. Please read and review! Completed!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,606 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
The Jedi Who Don't Do Anything! by BabyCharmander reviews
Parody of the Veggie Tales silly song, The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Complete
As Time Goes By by cheersweetie reviews
Takes place during Star by Star and afterwards. JJ, JTK, AT?. Can love really make it through the toughest times? Please Read and Review! COMPLETED!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,372 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Complete
Meet the Skywalkers by LVB reviews
AU. Anakin and his family are meeting up for their weekend away at their Naboo lake retreat. What happens when his 18 year old daughter brings home an unwanted guest? COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,744 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Han S. - Complete
The Best Birthday Ever by cheersweetie reviews
Jaina gets a special gift from her friend Zekk on her fourteenth birthday. JZ one-shot
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Complete
What Friends Will Do by Juanita Snape reviews
Kit and Nita get in a fight, and causes Nita to get seriously injured, leaving Nita a short time left to live. Will Dairine, Ronan and Kit be able to save her life? N.R. K.OC. K.NC R.OC
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 8/2/2004
The Visit by Yami Hime Hikari reviews
Anakin died in Star by Star, right? Well, he's come back for a little visit and to give a message. Fluff, oneshot.
New Jedi Order - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Anakin Solo, Tahiri V. - Complete
Finding by ultimaton reviews
Kit wishes he could find out what Nita was thinking, and Ponch is just the Finder for the job. One-shot, errant thought at 2 am. Comments welcome.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
My Dearest Jag by Jaina Sanri reviews
Jag gets a letter from Jaina... and later finds out something about it he didnt even know finished
New Jedi Order - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Complete
Palace of Dim Night by Jimaine reviews
The gang is back in an attempt to recall the wayward Solos! With Tahiri regressing into the past, Anakin and a cadre of dead Jedi hatch a plan to bring the famous family back together. Includes Jedi from every era!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,606 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 8/5/2002 - Complete
Embrace of Pain by Sey reviews
Takes place after Rebirth by Greg Keyes; A fic concerning the love life's of Jaina, Jacen, Anakin, Tahiri, and Kyp... what else do you expect from me? I love Jag, but some people are converting me... UPDATED 11/8/02!!!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 47,730 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/8/2002 - Published: 1/21/2002
The Choices We Make by Buffybot reviews
Sequel to THE MORE THINGS CHANGE...Tahiri is going through some rough times and is keeping everyone at arm's length to keep them from knowing the truth. But her inner struggles are only the beginning of her problems.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,634 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2002 - Published: 4/17/2002 - Complete
Maybe a little! by Kat Solo reviews
Kit and Nita have a perfectly platonic relationship, right? Third in my YW ficlets. Follows Well, why not? and Aww, shut up!
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/18/2002 - Complete
Seventeen by Tahiri Solo reviews
Jaina and Zekk's relationship matures from childhood crushes to something more permanent, while they face opposition from Leia, against their relationship from the start. Fluff. Songfic set to Mandy Moore.
Young Jedi Knights - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,328 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/14/2002
Black Moon Chronicles: To be the one by Jacy2412 reviews
This is an Anakin and Tahiri story. It's post NJO. The Vong have been defeated. Anakin loses Tahiri, will he get her back??? There's also political trouble. Will the Jedi save the galaxy once again?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2002 - Published: 5/16/2002
Time for Quiet by Ameko reviews
a short anakin/tahiri oneshot. . .doesn't really fit in anywhere timeline-wise. sort of cute. ^^
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2002 - Complete
Calm Before the Storm by JM-Anakin-Solo reviews
Anakin/Tahiri NJO Mush some Humor. Luke has decided to give the Jedi strike team a week long break before their mission.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/17/2002
Only Love by Wezen Solo reviews
Picture this: Mara & Luke's anniversary. Mara's gift to Luke is a song, which Jaina will write and then perform at a party for the two lovebirds. Post YV, and rather fluffy. Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2002
The More Things Change by Buffybot reviews
Sequel to WE'RE ALL BREAKABLE SOMETIMES. Months after Tahiri's death, Anakin sets off on his own. Zekk returns but is Jaina happy to see him? And a newlydiscovered race may be the key to helping the Jedi defeat the Yuuzhan Vong.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,332 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2002 - Published: 11/29/2001 - Complete
Defy the Stars by Tahiri Solo reviews
*WARNING: Major spoilers for Star By Star* Another of my corrections of SbS, with a different plot than Wrap Me In Your Wings.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2002
Merry Christmas, Baby by Tahiri Solo reviews
A Star Wars Christmas . . . what else can I say? (Jaina/Zekk, Tenel Ka/Jacen, and Tahiri/Anakin fans should like this one.)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2001
Wrap Me In Your Wings by Tahiri Solo reviews
*WARNING: DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT READ STAR BY STAR!! CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS!!!!!* This fic is my attempt to fix the giant mess that is known as Star By Star. Has a happy ending - unlike the book. Hopefully a good antidote for the depression.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2001
We're All Breakable Sometimes by Buffybot reviews
Sequel to GHOSTS OF THE PAST. Anakin Solo is having emotional problems and runs away, but Tahiri goes after him. Meanwhile, Jaina is still dealing with Zekk's leaving.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,125 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2001 - Published: 9/24/2001 - Complete
Crash and Burn by Tahiri Solo reviews
Sometime after Rebirth, Anakin and Tahiri travel to Coruscant. But Anakin isn't prepared for what happens to Tahiri when they get there . . .
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2001
Right by JadeShadow reviews
This is my first fluff story-all ye Anakin/Tahiri fans will enjoy this. Short and sweet. Takes place after Edge of Victory II: Rebirth, so you will probably appriciate it more if you read the book first. Go R/R!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2001
Ghosts of the Past by Buffybot reviews
Someone from Zekk's past is out to get him. Meanwhile, there is something wrong with Tenal Ka that she's not telling anyone.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2001 - Published: 8/26/2001 - Complete
Destiny by Tahiri Solo reviews
This is an Anakin/Tahiri fic about a conversation they have on the Errant Venture right after Rebirth. There aren't enough Anakin/Tahiri fics out there!!!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2001
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Heritage reviews
SEQUEL TO FALLEN KNIGHT. Hapes has fallen and the allies of the Jedi are slowly dwindling in numbers as the Galactic Alliance tightens its grip. With no sense of who can help the Jedi or their allies in the present it is time to turn to their ancestry for answers. EU AU from NJO. A/T, J/Z, H/L, and OCs.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Anakin Solo, Tahiri V., Jaina S., Mara Jade
Somewhere Out There reviews
Super AU. Obi-Wan is an orphan living in the lowest level of Coruscant and he's living a life raiding the storages of the Republic -that is until the Jedi intervene and he meets his master and sets forth to become the Jedi he was always meant to be...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,453 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
In Rainbows reviews
SEQUEL TO LIFE'S SONG. Kit journeys to Mars for what is truly a battle to save the lives of everyone important to him and Dairine too comes face to face with more than just her newly found feelings but the corruption of the entire planet of Wellakh...
Young Wizards - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,534 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Kit R., Nita C.
Always reviews
SEQUEL TO FLY AWAY HOME. That day five ships set out for the Land in the Mist, three months later, only four returned. Time heals wounds, but some feelings will continue to live on. "What is lost, is never meant to be found to begin with... " A/H. OCs.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,701 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Astrid, Toothless
Look After You reviews
She had to go after Jane. She had to stop her best friend from hurting herself again. No matter what it took.. Maura had to find Jane and tell her the truth. Response to season 4 premiere. Contains spoilers for season 4 and other seasons. Eventual Rizzles.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/25/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Fallen Knight reviews
SEQUEL TO LIFE AND THE FORCE. The galaxy is divided and the Jedi are are being hunted down by the dark Galactic Alliance and its deranged leader. Will Anakin Solo give up his place on the light side of the force and become a Fallen Knight? A/T, J/Z, OCs.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,713 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Anakin Solo, Jaina S., Mara Jade, Tahiri V. - Complete
Something To Believe In reviews
PART OF THE 21 FOR 21 CHALLENGE. The final battle is over but the survivors still have to search for a reason to continue the lives they've sacrificed so much to earn. May turn into a series of One-Shots. For now it's just the one. T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Remember reviews
The years were bliss, they were simply children learning about the force and didn't notice the changes... for better or worse. When the time comes for those who have forgotten to remember... can they? A/T, J/Z, J/TK. AU. Mostly friendship, some romance.
Young Jedi Knights - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 10/22/2009
Kingdom of the Light reviews
Deep within the ruins of Augre's home is the key to a long lost secret of the Gefling race and of Augre herself. With the weight of their new world weighing down on them, Kira and Jen will be forced to make choices, some of them harder than others. J/K
Dark Crystal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2011
Darkest Hour reviews
AU. There was no one else to blame except for the one man who had let him down. One small mistake turns a would be close bond into one of deep resentment. Forgiveness was never an option, was it? Dark elements but with canon pairings and twists. H/G HR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Harry P., Albus D.
Down to Earth reviews
AU-human. 700 years ago the Axiom fleet abandoned Earth for a better world, leaving its inhabitants to what it thought would be its inevitable self destruction. Yet now the leader of the fleet is once again interested in taking back the abandoned world.
WALL-E - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2011 - WALL-E, EVE
It Would Have Been Better reviews
PART OF THE 20 BY 20 CHALLENGE. It really was better for everyone. He wasn't invisible anymore. But why then did the sound of the dragon screeching stay with him? Death-Fic. M for violence content. One-Shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Keeping the Faith reviews
Five years ago they both went off to college. Now they have different lives, different levels in wizardry, and moreover why does one of them have a new wizardry partner? Do the Powers really want to bring them back together or drive them further apart?
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Nita C., Kit R.
Cheers reviews
PART OF THE 2O BY 2O CHALLENGE. A fic involving Hiccup, Toothless and a horrible attempt at baking. Happy Holidays to everyone on FFN! One-Shot. T for some references to alcohol. COMPLETE.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
We Were There reviews
PART OF THE 2O BY 20 CHALLENGE. A memoir of sorts from Hermione's POV. Time passes and we all remember something... who or what stays with us and what will it leave us with? One-Shot. T for safety. Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Cove reviews
There are things that we do in life that change who we are and how others see us, but sometimes we are simply living projections of the views of others. A series of shots about missing moments in the series. Requests accepted! Main pairing A/H.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
Here and Now reviews
A super short One-shot. My first try at straight up fluff an humor. Critique welcome as well as suggestions.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Beautiful World reviews
PART OF THE 2O BY 20 CHALLENGE. Facing changes is a natural part of life. Some people change and some... just stay the same. Post Movie Fic. T for safety, but there's probably not anything T rated in here.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Fly Away Home reviews
Hiccup and Toothless are about to embark on a journey to find the dragon's lost family. But they may find more than that in the process. Meanwhile, Hiccup has some feelings of his own to sort out... namely for a particular Viking girl. Hiccup/Astrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,365 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
I'll Take the Rain reviews
PART OF THE 2O BY 2O CHALLENGE. A missing moment at the very end of HPHBP. Sometimes the hardest part of facing one's fears is facing that the fear isn't there anymore. One-Shot. Slight reference to HPDH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Faking It reviews
PART OF THE 20 BY 20 CHALLENGE. He was always messing up. He didn't know how to do anything right and he was never where he should be... or maybe he was just good at fooling everyone? Set a little ways into the movie. One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Life and the Force reviews
SEQUEL TO WHEN IT BEGINS AGAIN. Old friends, new enemies. The past resurfaces with a long lost friend of Anakin's, but he's not the same person he used to be... who is he? A/T, J/TK, and OC/Wyn Fel. More pairings and OCs listed in intro. NOW COMPLETE.
New Jedi Order - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 307,039 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Anakin Solo, Tahiri V. - Complete
A Rush of Blood to the Head reviews
PART OF THE 2O BY 20 CHALLENGE. Songfic. A brutal battle leaves Berk to the mercy of its innermost demons. How will Hiccup and Astrid react when tragedy strikes? M for violence content. One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Falling Through a Cloud reviews
PART OF THE 20 BY 20 CHALLENGE. AU. Post NJO. Tahiri and Anakin are having some trouble adjusting to their lives as full Jedi after the war. Both get a little advice from an old friend. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Anakin Solo - Complete
Rabbit Hole reviews
PART OF THE 2O BY 20 CHALLENGE. AU. Harry died at the end of HPDH, but a new mystery arises when Ginny receives information about a kind of magic that allows one to see the past or to find an alternate path. What is it and will it help her find Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Fix You reviews
PART OF THE 20 BY 20 CHALLENGE. AU post LOTF. Sometimes coping with grief alone is difficult and admitting it is even harder. Tahiri gets some help from Jaina in moving forward. Song fic. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Anakin Solo, Jaina S. - Complete
Hypotheticals reviews
PART OF THE 20 BY 20 CHALLENGE. Sometimes asking hypothetical questions can be both amusing... and dangerous. Why? Nita and Kit are about to find out. Some spoilers. One-Shot.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Nita C., Kit R. - Complete
Under the Stars reviews
Set slightly post "Dark Journey" in New Jedi Order- CONTAINS SPOILERS! Tahiri goes star gazing and gains more than just a reflective evening under the night sky.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Debt reviews
AU Star By Star- Anakin is about to make his sacrifice but someone else has a different promise in mind. One Shot. This is super rough and will be edited like crazy- it's not finished . Please review! One-shot. Slight A/T.
New Jedi Order - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Anakin Solo, Tahiri V. - Complete
Kit's Guide to Avoiding Love Disasters reviews
How Not to Show That You're in Love With Your Best Friend: How DO you avoid being noticed when you're in love with someone? Or just avoid detection in general? Kit's ten step guide will help you! One-Shot!
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Nita C., Kit R. - Complete
When the Tide Turns reviews
As the year turns from one to another, things change, people get older, and friends become... what?
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Nita C., Kit R. - Complete
Graduation Speech reviews
College graduation is just around the corner and Kit seems a little more nervous than seems normal. What can Nita do to help? Or will Kit's nervousness take complete control? One-shot number five!
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Nita C., Kit R. - Complete
At the End of the World reviews
Poem/Song from Jaina's POV. Slighly post LOTF, mostly a reflection on the events in NJO as well as LOTF. Please R&R, this is my first poem on FFN.
New Jedi Order - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Jaina S., Jacen S. - Complete
Trial and Error reviews
Nita is prepping for a short trip and Kit's busy trying to correct all the errors in her wizardry diagrams, but is that what he's really trying to say? Sometimes the things we want to say don't always come out right.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Complete
Fever Pitch reviews
Nita's got a fever during Winter Break, is boredom going to rule? Or will Nita find some other way to pass the time? Find out! My third one-shot! R&R please! WEEEEEEEEEE!
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Nita C., Kit R. - Complete
Memories reviews
New Years- Nita goes with her father and Dairine to a festival to relive some old memories but Nita's not the only one who has a different idea of how the festival should be spent. My second one-shot! My summaries are bad so please just read!
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Nita C., Kit R. - Complete
Scary Romeo and Spooked Out Juliet? reviews
Belated Halloween One-shot. Nita and Kit's school is hosting a Romeo and Juliet themed party on Halloween, and Nita's playing Juliet, but who's playing Romeo? T rating to be safe though I don't think there's anything T rated in here.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Nita C. - Complete
Life's Song reviews
At the end of another long school year, just a year post the events of "W-War," Nita and Kit find themselves thrown into a new level of wizardry that not even they have seen or experienced before, and events that even the Powers hadn't foreseen...
Young Wizards - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,366 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Nita C., Kit R. - Complete
Revenge of the Cookie Sith reviews
The sequel to "The Temptation." Luke goes to hunt down Vader who stole his cookies. But he ends up getting caught up in an argument about bad dialogue instead. Will Luke ever get his cookies back? Or will Vader eat them all? M for fudge content.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
When it Begins Again reviews
SEQUEL TO NAMESAKE.Includes:A/T, J/Z,and J/TK.Anakin's plans for the war's end may not be as perfect as he thought and his decision may cause others to choose a path that leads to more tragedy than he originally planned.Other genres:angst/drama.AU.
New Jedi Order - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 178,159 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Anakin Solo, Tahiri V. - Complete
Namesake reviews
Anakin's fears about his name are finally confirmed. This story takes place as an alternative to the events after Serpindal in NJO. M rating for language and violence content. A/T, J/TK, Z/J, and an added theme of angst. Plus some of my own characters. AU
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,300 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Anakin Solo, Jacen S. - Complete
The Temptation reviews
What if the Emperor had used cookies to tempt Luke to the Dark Side- what would Luke's reaction be? Would he accept? M rating to be safe about language and fudge content.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
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