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Joined 06-10-09, id: 1964916, Profile Updated: 08-11-09
Author has written 10 stories for South Park, Twilight, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Welcome to my profile :)

I am 13 years of age born on 2/22/96

My birth name is Malachy but you can call me Mal

I have to talk, maybe a little too much so don't be surprised if I randomly message you :)

I'm from Sweden, please don't try to stalk me though :) Jk I adore stalkers

annddddddddd here is the list thing = if you know what i mean

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. only cause I live there
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of
girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. ._. i can explain
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to
castrate everyMan on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and
Cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet:
Past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. ( I don’t understand this one)
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling
perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears
at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm FRENCH so I must have tasted SNAILS and FROG LEGGS and liked it!
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be a fat couch potato.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

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Annabeth's Problem
It is another summer here at Camp Half Blood and Annabeth soon finds herself faced with a strange problem. Warning: It may be a bit out of character.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Annabeth C.
Twilight Mystery reviews
this is a story that my friend and I are writing about Twilight fans dying in mysterious ways some of the characters may be OC because I don't really know how to write Jimmy. Anyways, happy reading
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Clyde D.
The Ouija Board reviews
The boys play with a Oui-ja board and it leaves dire consequences
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009
Growing Up reviews
When the boys start turning thirteen it causes some rifts and unexpected tensions in their relationships with each other.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009
I Didn't Do It! reviews
Craig goes to jail for murder, he claims he didn't do it, but everyone else seems to be against him. WARNING: contains swearing and other things not suitable for children, not for the faint of heart. Please review :
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Craig T. - Complete
Rich Witch an Oc story reviews
Luci moves to South Park and finds a certain boy who she immediately falls in love with
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
Wendy's Secret reviews
Wendy finds out that she is pregnant and she is confused on what to do, she also has a secret that may ruin her relationship with Stan forever. Warning: Contains swearing and probably some offensive terms for some people.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
The Surprise reviews
Kyle's cousin comes to visit but he's not the same nerdy boy that everyone remembers him as. WARNING: Contains swearing and light slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
A Girl's Life reviews
umm just read it haha.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Bella's Revenge reviews
Okay, as you all already know I do know own Bella or Edward or anything else. Also I have never read this book all the way through and I don't care to, anyways, happy reading :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete