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Hey . I'm Sydney .. sydsyd otherwise known as .

I have dirty blonde hair ((though i've always wanted to dye it black)) and it's now shorter than shoulder length .. it was 3 times as long just a little while ago .. :( . My eyes are either blue , green , or hazel . I get all different things depending on the day . Once they were completely gold . :) ((what a happy day that was xD)) My nails are black right now .. so are my toes . I'm not goth or emo .. well .. maybe a little . Whatever :)

My life centers around .. Twilight , Television , "Percy Jackson and the Olympians" series ((read it , its AHH-mazing)) , Computer , Friends , and music . MUSICC

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when you develop a habit of drawing obscene words on your friends heads while they sleep. Crazy is when you make a pancake burger because you thought the pancake was turkey. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

I love :

The Maine

All Time Low

The Friday Night Boys

Metro Station

Hey Monday

Mayday Parade

We The Kings

Death Cab For Cutie

Cute Is What We Aim For

Boys Like Girls

Paramore


My best friends are the strangest people .. they are :

Madi

Fefe ((whose real name is Madison Brooke xD))

Evan

Michaela

Hope


Now about me :

I'm a bitch when I have to be .. err .. when I feel like it basically .

I hate when people waste my time .

I hate when people tell me about their problems .. Everyone has issues .. deal with it .

I hate preps , cheerleaders , and anything else of the species known as pink .

I hate being messed with .

I hate being lied to .

I hate that I hate so much .

I like black , blue , green , and purple .

I like people that stay out of my business .

I adore people that care , and show it , but don't stick there nose in too far .

I love it when a guy dances with me under the stars .

I love it when a guy looks into my eyes and tells me I'm beautiful .. rather than hot .

I love when guys aren't pigs .

I love my dogs more than anything .

I lahhve ice pops , popcorn , ice cream , and pancake burgers !! ((don't ask))

I lahhve you for actually reading this !! ;)


FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "That was fun lets do it again!!"

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.


:Album of my Life:

Song that best fits my life- Changes daily , but : Everything I Ask For by The Maine

Song that best describes me and my friends- The Girl's A Straight-Up Hustler by All Time Low

Song that describes my current relationship/relationship status- Where Were You by Every Avenue

Song that ought to be played at my wedding- Into Your Arms by The Maine

Song I can't help but sing along to- Anywhere But Here by Mayday Parade or Gives you Hell by All American Rejects (I'm ashamed to say)

Song I dance to when no one is watching- Damned if I Do Ya (Damned If I Don't) by All Time Low

Song I listen to when I'm depressed- Lullabies by All Time Low

Song I hate but gets stuck in my head anyway- Alot but .. Womanizer by Brittany Spears

Song I shouldn't like, but do anyway- Kiss Me Thru The Phone by Soulja Boi Tell 'Em .. aka DeAndre Way xD

Song I love, but can never seem to remember the words to- Break Out! Break Out! by All Time Low

Song that's years old, but I still love- All Star by Smashmouth

Song with my favorite line ever- Jasey Rae by All Time Low "I've never told a lie, and that makes me a liar. I've never made a bet but we gamble with desire)

Song they ought to play at my funeral- The Way We Talk (Back Ted N Ted remix) by The Maine (xDD listen nd you'll get the hilarity)

IF YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MUSIC COPY THIS AND CREATE YOUR OWN ALBUM


CALL THE MEDICAL HOTLINE!

Hello and Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsesive compulsive press one repeatedly

If you are codependant ask someone to press two for you

If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6

If you are paranoid we know what you are and what you want stay on the line and we'll trace your call

If you're delusion press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership

If you're schizofranic listen carefully and the small voice will tell you what number to press

If you are depressed it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you

If you're dyslectic press 69696969

If you have a nervous disorder please fidget with the hash key until the beep, after the beep please wait for the beep

If you have short term meomry loss please try your call again later

If you have low selfestem, hang on all our operators are too busy to talk to you

Note- What do you do if you have more than one? O.O

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. .. O.o .. re-post if you are easliy scared for your life no matter how many death threats you have been known to make coughcough


10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)


Sorry bout the incredibly long profile , but I was compelled to include all this !! xD

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All Time Low reviews
It has been 90 years since Edward left Bella. Now that she has become the exact thing he left to protect her from, how will he react? Will he recognize her? What happens when your whole life comes crashing down to an all time low? T for safety
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After 90 years alone, he finally found his angel. OneShot EB R&R please !
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