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Joined 06-10-09, id: 1965107, Profile Updated: 07-02-14
Author has written 1 story for Alex Rider.


Joined: 10th June 09


Last Updated: 2nd July 14


Hey! Well, I'm Jen, 18, and I currently live in England. I love reading and sometimes writing - even though I struggle to update my story regularly (HAHAHAHAHAHA- sorry, so sorry, I'm actually terrible for never ever updating my story). My two favourite book series are Harry Potter and Alex Rider, and I could continue to list the other series' I'm reading but it might take up a bit too much room - Music is also a huge part of my life, which I'll admit is a very stereotypical thing to say, but my favourite artist is Taylor Swift - who I finally got to see at the RED Tour on February 1st and 2nd!!! (You can see me in my avatar on 2/2)

Note about BMF: I am so terribly sorry about this story, but I started writing it when I was 14 and I never got around to finishing it. I'm 18 now (or, at least, I will be on July 6th!), so obviously I've changed quite a bit since then. I do hope I'll finish it at some point, but please don't get your hopes up if you do enjoy the story. I'm so so sorry to all the wonderful people who like it and sent me adorable reviews and messages, but hopefully I'll find a spurge of inspiration to finish it! (:

Have a wonderful day!



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Lie to Me by flamingfawkes007 reviews
Andy has to keep lying to Harry in order to keep her secret. As she grows close to him, the harder it is to admit. But what will happen when he discovers she could have saved his Godfather? Will her secret bring the death of Harry Potter himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 134,365 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Double Crossed by Whatever Makes You Break reviews
Delores Umbridge, meet your worst nightmares. Part III.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,434 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 11/20/2011 - George W., OC, Fred W.
Left Unsaid by clumsy.carrie reviews
Molly Gale is invisible. She has a best friend in Rose Weasley but no other friends, and her muggle parents fear her magic more than they love their daughter. But it takes until Molly's little brother is also accepted to Hogwarts for herFULLSUMMARYINSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 257,038 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Albus S. P., OC - Complete
Maggot and Madman by Rose Moriarty reviews
John Watson: ex-army doctor, and modern-day fairy. Sherlock Holmes: consulting detective, and a self-proclaimed sociopath. A match made in heaven, obviously. The chronicles of the fairy and his detective as they solve crimes in a London that is fast approaching the emergence of fairies from myth to reality, and maybe fall in love along the way. AU, Johnlock , T for language only.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,166 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Harry W. - Complete
Fantasy, Nightmare, Reality by birdie7272 reviews
Sometimes your mind can play tricks on you. It can make you see and hear things that aren't really there. John always thought he could handle anything that came his way. That was until the suicide of his best friend and flatmate Sherlock Holmes. But if he was truly gone then why can John still see him? What happens if he actually comes back? Johnlock. hallucination!Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 255,493 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Love and Other Tragedies by Fancyeyes reviews
"We don't deserve her," the Head Boy answered thoughtfully. "None of us do. Not even me. Not because she's perfect. She's not. Sometimes I think she's even more disastrously flawed than the rest of us combined. And not because she's beautiful, even though she is. Certainly not for being lovely because she never was.We don't deserve her because she's so much more than we'll ever be"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 229,880 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Holmes Family and Friends Christmas Surprises by Pakmai reviews
Sherlock has sprung a little surprise on John. It seems they've been summoned to the Holmes' family Christmas, and Sherlock wants John to come along. Hijinks ensue, and perhaps some feelings get revealed in the process. And wait - there's another brother? Post-Reichenback, Sherlock/John, Mycroft/Anthea. Reviews welcome! NOW COMPLETE!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,565 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3605 - Favs: 5,077 - Follows: 4,462 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Other Evans by Ko-pia reviews
Harry leaves the Privet Drive with a woman claiming to be Petunia's sister, Tulip Jones. She leaves him with a strange boy called Alex Rider. Who is Alex and what is he hiding?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,794 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Harry P., Alex R./Cub
Courage To Words by Istillwishiwasaweasley reviews
Sequel to Journey to Words which will need to be read in order for this story to make sense . Eliza Potter continues her quiet journey through Hogwarts, will she find the courage she so desperately needs? All books compliant. All updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 98,146 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Harry P., OC, Fred W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dementors of Azkaban by Blue Skyes101 reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban and everyone believes he is guilty. Harry then realizes a strange truth about dementors. Are they really as evil as they seem to be, or just under a curse? Can Harry save them and prove his innocence?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,758 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Harry P.
The Muggle Born Protection Act by e.demitria reviews
Voldemort is at large and new Ministry policy is enacted in light of increased Muggle killings: all Muggle-borns are assigned to a Pureblood family for protection. Can Lily learn how to be a Potter...without falling for her new brother?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,380 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Making the best of it by HelenaTheRavenclaw reviews
Hermione's life was going just fine until a new law from the ministry messed it all up, now she will be forced to marry some one she barely knows and adjust to the new life that comes with her marriage... REVIEWS PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,193 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
How To Film a Lifetime by Ivy G reviews
A Sequel to Brace Face, and for lack of a better summary I think I'll just pull a J.K. Rowling and say 'This is the final installment of Brace Face'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,521 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - OC, Sirius B.
Star Crossed by Whatever Makes You Break reviews
With her relationship with George on the rocks, doom and disaster haunting her dreams, and not to mention those Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Tests looming in the near future, it's no surprise a memorable year is in store for Winnie and the twins. Part II.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,098 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - George W., OC, Fred W. - Complete
Savior's Calling by slavetothepen reviews
[UP FOR ADOPTION] In a world without Harry Potter, Voldemort reigns supreme while the Order tries to rebel against him. Desperate, the Order uses a dark and ancient spell to bring forth a hero. A hero who already defeated Voldemort. HP/DM SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,024 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 2,930 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Cross of Boundries by Ravenpuffdoor reviews
Ancient evil forces are awakening at Hogwarts.For some strange reason, all they want is Lily Evans,they won't rest until shes gone.Can James Potter, another typical 15 year old wizard,reach across powerful boundries to save her life and win her heart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,732 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
This is Us by birchermuesli reviews
It's our last year at Hogwarts, and against everything that my mind is frantically telling me, I'm now falling for James Potter. He's dating another girl. Now, what in Merlin's name has gone wrong with the world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,878 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Wow, Even I Hate My OC! by totalizzyness reviews
Laura King spent her free time writing Harry Potter Fanfiction. The day she's supposed to start boarding school she wakes up to her Alternative Universe, and has to face the horror she created on her computer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,674 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - OC, Remus L.
Saving Lives is Never Easy by StunningSpellRocks2345 reviews
Harry get's mysteriously pushed to go back into time to 1943 by Dumbledore and while he's there he will stop at nothing to keep Tom Riddle from being evil. But is it going to be as easy as he thinks? He might fall in love along the way. Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,933 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Tempus Fugit by Please.Insert.Name reviews
Harry is sent back to the Marauders time and becomes the new DADA teacher. With old friends and new enemies around the corner how will he cope...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,349 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Spirals of Affection by Whisperwings reviews
She was the one girl he wanted, and the one girl he couldn't have. Sirius could get any girl though, if he used the right tricks. So what if a few other guys got flattened in the process? Even if one of them is a dear friend... SiriusxOC RemusxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 66,723 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Brace Face by Ivy G reviews
Hallee King has always hated Sirius Black. Well...she liked him first and second year... but that doesn't mean anything, right? Rated T for later chapters. Also contains James and Lily, and Alice and Frank.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 119,269 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
A Faire To Remember by fluppy reviews
Complete! Edward and Bella romance. Bella Swan is dragged back to a time of knights and ladies, and a chauvanistic Edward Cullen. Can she pierce the armour around his heart even as things spiral violently out of control? Lemon's 21, 23 and 26!AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,089 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Be My Fool reviews
As usual, there's a group of kids visiting the camp - but what happens when they're sent there for protection? More importantly, what for and who from? KUnit, Alex, an old friend and a lot of OC. Please review if you read! (RARELY UPDATED)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,860 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Alex R./Cub