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Joined 06-10-09, id: 1965120, Profile Updated: 06-25-15
Author has written 8 stories for Evangelion, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Gunslinger Girl, CANAAN/カナン, Blue Drop, Sekirei, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ.

Do people actually read this page? I guess I should put something on it.

Not much to say about myself, really. I'm a thoroughly uninteresting person who likes to write long, obsessively researched stories. My warped sense of humor and interests in history and military science invariably contaminate most of them. I prefer to avoid confining my stories to any one mood, genre or theme, and I don't like to write purely about character pairings. My pedantic insistence on correct spelling, grammar, and factual accuracy is frequently undone by my inability to proofread.

Thoroughly repulsed yet? Excellent. Dismissed!


One of my long-suffering collaborators has started a story of his own. Those of you who enjoy romantic fantasy and femslash might like it: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206693/1/Desert-Lilies


Once in a while my unindicted co-conspirators do art of stuff I've written. I'll share them here.

Yevgeniya from Tiger's Spring, sketched by Kira:

Hanako and Karen from Wildcard, drawn by Winterbraid (mildly NSFW):

Lena and Butterfly from Tiger's Spring, drawn by Winterbraid:


Status on June 25th: YES! We have no bananas!


Tiger's Spring: For a Few Moments More - part two 55% complete

Wildcard chapter 5 - 5% complete

New PMMM project: A Witch's Courtship - 15% complete

New PMMM project: Not One Step Back! - 10% complete

Persistence of Memory addendum: Notes from the Silver Garden - 8% complete

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Metro 2033: Liberation by ElegantValkyrie reviews
Just a few weeks after the events of Metro 2033, Artyom meets a new survivor who expands his knowledge of the underground world... and hopes to save him and the whole of Metro while there's still something left worth saving. (Artyom x OC)
Metro 2033 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,600 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Artyom, OC]
Disassembled by Gasian Gaond reviews
Tosa-class battleship Kaga had a brilliant career ahead of her, if not for her twisted relationship with fate. Stripped from her cannons, family, identity, and pride, she was finally assigned to the 1st Carrier Division, which led to her meeting with Akagi, another converted aircraft carrier with deep scars of her own.
Kantai Collection - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,132 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 4/4 - [Kaga, Akagi]
Stalker Zero by TheannaTheWhite reviews
Failing the Springtime Familiar Summoning was fate for Louise de la Valliére, but nothing could have prepared her for the consequences. While Tristain becomes a twisted shadow of its former self, Louise finds herself in a world where nearly everything is out to kill her and the fabric of reality has been warped beyond recognition. Welcome to the Zone, Louise.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 233,305 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Louise, Kirche, Montmorency, Siesta
The Secret Diary Of Cameron Baum by Pjazz reviews
Cameron keeps a secret and personal diary of her activities. Next chapter. Cameron attends a pool party and learns some disturbing news about a once and future acquaintance. (Part 1 of 3)
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 86 - Words: 344,709 - Reviews: 2387 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 8/5/2008
Momoe Nagisa: My regret by basalisk120 reviews
Momoe Nagisa, once a Magical girl and often a Witch, is Madoka's second lieutenant as a bearer of the Law of cycles. Like Sayaka, she accepted this duty because she had one last regret, but what happened to her after Madoka took her in after her untimely death, before she decided to help save Homura? Started off as a short drabble, became something a little longer than planned...
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29
The Floor is Lava Day by SiFi270 reviews
Before Ryuko can even get out of bed, Mako has a shocking announcement: For the entire day, the floor is lava! Hilarity ensues, but will everyone make it out all right?
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2014 - [Mako M., Ryuko M.] [Satsuki K., N. Jakuzure] - Complete
The Way Home by Hauuu reviews
Die and be forgotten. Leave nothing behind but brass. Life in the Zone is hard - especially when you're keeping a secret, and looking for someone who might already be dead.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,747 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 6/24/2010
Nana's New Life by The Goddamn Duck reviews
A vacant lot. A half-dead girl. Two mercenaries on their night out. Life gets very strange from there on out... possibly the most unlikely TF2 crossover imaginable. In-progress, updating slowly. Chapter three up.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,407 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010
Bloodstained Rose by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Gunslinger Girl and Maria-sama ga Miteru crossover. Triela undertakes a strange long term mission to discover whether the Ogasawara group is responsible for weapons smuggling. Her mission? Observing its heir, Sachiko Ogasawara.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,397 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 6/1/2008
Darker Shades of BLU by D.Muffin reviews
A murderous demolitions expert; a technological virtuoso bent on revenge; a shell-shocked war mongrel with onset paranoid schizophrenia... And that was before BLU recruited them. Classified backgrounds hardly remain buried forever.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 100,343 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Demoman, Pyro
Alone Time by Komett reviews
Getting together after their pactio in the MW didn't leave Konoka and Setsuna with much time to spend alone - and unfortunately it seems that their luck is doomed back here on earth, too. What does it take to get a little privacy in Mahora?.! KonoSetsu.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,586 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Setsuna S., Konoka K.
Gunslinger Girl: Wham, Bang, Fizz, PoW by RJ Frazer reviews
They may be killer cyborgs, but regardless of whether it's flower-pressing or FIBUA, girls just wanna have fun. A few extra-curricular excursions seems a harmless enough indulgence... but then, in the flush of excitement, things aren't thought through.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Hachimitsu Honey by JuustSmile reviews
Canaan is staying at Alphard's apartment but Alphard has a cosplay problem! But what does that have to do with honey? Yuri, CanaanXAlphard.
CANAAN/カナン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Canaan, Alphard A. - Complete
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Tiger's Spring reviews
A loner seeking answers. An outcast seeking acceptance. A hero seeking purpose. Each left a mark on the Zone, just as it marked them.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 126,435 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 6/17/2009
The Persistence of Memory reviews
She doesn't remember what was so important, but she knows who made her forget... And she knows the devil's grasp is slipping. After rebellion comes insurgency. [Now with an epilogue.]
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,909 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Sayaka M., Kyoko S., Homura A., Madoka K.
Wildcard reviews
Hanako wanted a reliable roommate. Karen wanted to find her destined partner. One doesn't always get what one wants. As the Sekirei Plan spirals out of control, an unlikely band of pawns and players must risk all for love, loyalty, and a better tomorrow... "My mother always told me violence doesn't solve anything. My father always told me she was wrong."
Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,015 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - No. 06/Homura, No. 07/Akitsu, Minato S., OC
The Angel of Lubyanka reviews
On the dark streets of occupied Moscow, all is fair in love and war. [Unfinished WIP]
Blue Drop - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2013
An Arabesque Affair reviews
Lawrence of Arabia meets Arabian Nights. Or something. Minimum effort AU smut.
CANAAN/カナン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Alphard A., Canaan - Complete
The Pilot of Flight 403 reviews
For one disgraced pilot, the collision of worlds brings a second chance. For one embittered soldier, it brings a new hope. For one scarred arms dealer, it brings a full workload.
Crossover - Evangelion & Blue Drop - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 194,676 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009
One Day in Paradise reviews
An assassination job in the Bahamas leads Canaan to cross Alphard's path once again...
CANAAN/カナン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alphard A., Canaan
The Historian of Brescia reviews
The agents of the SWA had always known that terrorists might strike at any time... But until now, they'd never had to take that literally.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete