Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, and Fairy Tail.
Arashi no Ko:
Seal on Naruto's left deltoid:
WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE ALWAYS CAPITALIZE ON ORANGE?! DO PEOPLE NOT SEE OTHER
OBVIOUS INCONSISTENCIES ASIDE FROM THAT?
Fuckin' honestly, not only does general appearance play no role in stealth in
Naruto because they're not standing out in the freakin' open. They hide. And
last I checked, every color in darkness (aside from possibly white) is dark.
They sense chakra, okay?! Not colors from a mile away.
Oh, but what about their other senses, PeKan? What if they're in plain sight?
Well, I've got new for you, annoying cliche fanfiction tyrants, unless you can
smell orange or hear orange or feel orange, which you should get checked out
for 'cuz there's no emotion plastered unto it as far as I'm aware, then you
should lay off.
Okay, I did leave out sight, but are you sure you're not color blind or
awfully nearsighted? That tree next to you is orange, four-eyes. (I wear
glasses and it's not insulting at all so blah.) WHEN WILL IT BE ENOUGH!?
I feel like hitting my head in a brick wall. The only "eyesore" I see is when
people always have some negative shit to say about orange.
Let's just recap, shall we? Say you need 150ft to see someone wearing orange,
which doesn't account for shrubbery, forests, blizzards, sandstorms,
everything else. A plain let's see.. oh! let's contrast, eh?! PURPLE field.
And then there's one measly person in orange... I don't know where I'm going
with this, whatever.
Just.. If you can't feel someone's chakra (or orange) from a distance at which
you can see a person, then you fail as a ninja. If you can't hear or smell a
ninja out of sight completely yet diss orange, then you fail as a ninja. If
you have a problem with orange, then get over it. I don't like your blue, red,
gray, violet, pink, unnaturally colored hair because it's not suiting for a
ninja. Honestly, if you want real stealth then blow out all your reserves,
bleed out, and lay in some bushes. That way, you'll have the chakra signature
of a fucking tree.
Also, Tsunade's jugs hang out. How the hell is that at all ninjalike? Everyone
sees those before anything else so they don't comment on her horrendous
attire. Jiraiya had green, red, white, and two yellow dots. How does that
blend in at all? Orochimaru had freakin' purple ropes on him.