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Joined 06-10-09, id: 1965148, Profile Updated: 06-10-11
Author has written 12 stories for Soul Calibur, Shadow of the Colossus, Nightmare Before Christmas, Final Fantasy IX, Fire Emblem, Incarceron series, Dogs, Baroque, Murder Princess/マーダープリンセス, Misc. Games, Halo, and Invader Zim.

So I guess you came here to hear about me, hmm?

Age: Go on, guess.

Location: Middle of nowhere, in a barbaric land known as Fairplay.

Favorite movies: There's a ton, but I'll narrow it down... Appleseed, Appleseed EX Machina, Willow, Shakespeare in Love, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Chronicles of Riddick, Strange Brew, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Equilibirum, Howl's Moving Castle, Mystery Men, Elf, The Fifth Element, Raising Arizona, How to Train Your Dragon, Napoleon Dynamite, Nacho Libre, and Wall-E, just to name a few.

Favorite TV shows: Invader ZIM, SpongeBob, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, and The Office.

Favorite Bands/Musical Artists: Estatic Fear, Within Temptation, Enya, Epica, Lemon Demon, TMBG, A Perfect Circle, Panic! at the Disco, Equilibrium, Dimmu Borgir, Opeth, Machine in the Garden, Bal-Sagoth, Vitamin String Quartet, Clint Mansell, Mumford & Sons, 12012, Florence and the Machine, Moby, and numerous others I won't be bothered to list.

Favorite Anime/Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist, Baccano!, Murder Princess, Romeo X Juliet, Dogs: Bullets and Carnage, Black Cat, and +Anima.

Favorite Books/Novels: The Hunger Games, The Icemark Chronicles, The Hitchhiker's Trilogy, The Necronomicon, How to Train Your Dragon, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Leviathan, Incarceron, and The Thief Lord.

Favorite Writers/Authors: H.P. Lovecraft, Richard Lederer, Libba Bray, Catherine Fisher, Suzanne Collins, Jerry Spinelli, and of course William Shakespeare.

Favorite Video Games: Soul Calibur, Final Fantasy (1-6, 9, and Tactics Advance), Baroque, The Sims, Shadow of the Colossus, Okage: Shadow King, Spyro the Dragon, Tales of Phantasia, Oblivion, Fire Emblem, and Magical Starsign.

Other Interests: Snowboarding, drawing, writing, reading, bothering my plecostamus, and being a grammar Nazi.

Well, now onto that nasty negative stuff.

Dislikes: Mushrooms, frequent grammatical errors, that noise styrofoam makes when you take it out of the box, whole wheat pasta, the way ice cream makes my teeth feel, and the way my hair never does what I want it to, even when asked nicely.

Fears: Potato roots, mall cops, mailboxes, land snails, sixth graders, and zombies.

Some other seemingly useless information: I love the word "pavilion". Something about the way this beautiful combination of consonants and vowels rolls off the tongue when spoken mystifies me.

Pavilion, pavilion, pavilion.

ALSO: I most likely will not be wrting fanfiction anymore. I may do the occasional drabble here and there, but I've come to the realization that fanfiction is not my thing, so I'm going to put my focus into my own original fiction. I will remain on the site to read and lurk around, but you probably won't see much from me, fanfic-wise, anymore.

If you want to follow my writing, go here! www.fictionpress.com/~birdhouseinyoursoul

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Love First Ponz by TwistedKat reviews
Raphael wants Nightmare ... and he's an idiot. Need I say more? This is what happens when two people play soulcalibur for far too long
Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,972 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Nightmare, Raphael
Life's a Gas by Mister Tesla reviews
'life's a gas down here until someone lights a match.' - Badou and his musings after the underground assault.
Dogs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Badou N. - Complete
Buster is Afraid of Open Spaces by XMarisolX reviews
...And other reasons why the Bluths don't celebrate Earth Day. Written for the 2010 Yuletide Treasure Challenge held at ArchiveOfOurOwn. Excerpt: "I've got it," Gob announced as he arrived unceremoniously into the model home. "This is the answer to all my child-support prayers," Gob said. "So," Michael asked, "you've been praying about this issue?"
Arrested Development - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
A Walk Down Memory Lane by StrawberryPajamas reviews
Jim Halpert was nervous this cold Friday morning in October because later this day, he would be taking his daughter Cecelia out driving for the first time. A Cecilia/Jim futurefic
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Jim H. - Complete
Knocking at the Door by Amber Mushi reviews
Who knows what happens when you knock on Sophitia's door? Everyone experiences something different. Or maybe they all experience the same thing actually...
Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Sophitia - Complete
Ready, Aim, SPOON! by mythweaver1 reviews
FFIV Rydia works for the fun of the experience. Edge works to be closer to Rydia. In the end, however, perhaps he was never cut out to be a barista...
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Edge, Rydia
Mortal Corruption by Mark of the Asphodel reviews
The beautiful troubadour keeps vigil over a handsome young prince, holding death at bay in his hour of darkness. That's how the story's supposed to go, anyway. L'Arachel, meet reality. FE8.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - L'Arachel, Ephraim - Complete
Haemophillia or: please die, or at least go away by Roach Patrol reviews
In which there is massive amounts of unresolved sexual tension and pretty much no one gets what they want-- oh, and Edgar Vargas is a vampire, which is awesome, right?
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2010
But With a Whimper by phollie reviews
It had all been so close to beautiful. Lain watches the world end.
Serial Experiments Lain - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
Song of the Blade by leradny reviews
Ten things Joshua didn't do when he first held a sword. With a running, mostly un-romantic cameo from Karla.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Joshua - Complete
Corazon by Thorn In Your Side reviews
I just can't figure him out. So I just hope its okay to be head over heels in love with someone and still think they're batshit insane. Creed/Echidna.
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Creed D., Echidna P. - Complete
You're Not As Smart As You Aren't by Stewart MacDonald reviews
Sigfried and Yoshimitsu, friends since childhood, become roommates to maintain rent on Sigfried's new house. However, when a third roommate, Voldo, who believe laziness is an art, move in, things get a little off kilter, well, more so. T for language.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008
Camping is Funner with Friends by Little Lady Kunimitsu reviews
Nightmare drags Tira along on a camping trip with him. What could possibly go wrong? Let's just say a lot....
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,403 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008
Fights of the sword by t3h maniac reviews
A drabble seires containing comedic fights for the possesion of a completed soul Edge/Soul Calibur. And maybe a lightsabre thrown in for giggles. Latest: SC2 rematch! Vader's big debut and Michael Jackson.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008
My Damned Soul Needs Fire, My Damsel Breaths Fire by SpeedDemon315 reviews
At first, their dialogues were nothing but bouts of wordplay, verbal swords hacking convulsively at each other. Yet as time worn on, they sought out each other’s company because only they knew the other straight to the core. /ValterxSelena\
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,615 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Valter, Selena - Complete
I'm Leaving You by Amber Mushi reviews
Sophitia's tired of her marriage. So she decides to leave Rothion. For who, though?
Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Sophitia - Complete
Vivi and the Cookie by Ooishi reviews
Vivi finds a mysterious treat.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Vivi O. - Complete
Lurid by Razer Athane reviews
You are a star in an otherwise black sky. A flickering flame in an empty cave. A glimmer of hope in a desolate world. And I will put you out with a simple glare… -Oneshot-
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Nightmare - Complete
Shadow of the Colossus: The REAL Story by gamegirl244 reviews
What REALLY happened between the Wanderer, Dormin, Agro, Mono, and the Colossi in the Forbidden Land...-EDIT: STORY COMPLEDED-
Shadow of the Colossus - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
A More Appropriate Time by Ergo Ipso Facto reviews
FE8. It's just a dance, or maybe three. There's no call to make any more of it than that, and it certainly is not an extended metaphor. Rennac/L'Arachel.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Rennac, L'Arachel - Complete
Nightmare is Made of Win by Magic of WakaLaka reviews
Language and Craziness. Nightmare is the selfproclaimed ruler of the Soul Edge. But the other Soul Calibur characters want it! Nightmare decides to show the world that he's made of win! Join Nightmare, Raphael, and Lizardman and they try and prove this.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,822 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007
Emergency Room Fun by Lady Manson reviews
One of the souls gets suddenly sick and has to be taken to the hospital. But that is nothing compared to whathappens in the waiting room...
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007
Crossing the Line by Sydney Daimao reviews
After Stan's plan for a prank to get revenge on Rosalyn during a reunion party results in her hero status being ruined, Rosalyn must figure out how to cope. But it's not easy when she's now Stan's live in maid, AND the target of a new mysterious foe! R&R!
Okage - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,780 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007
Tag by Kai's Snowfall reviews
He was just the kid at the side of the field. The kid who had never played tag. But them Julia made him 'it'. [Hello, I'm Julia and I'm going to be your new friend.]
Okage - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Saving Siegfried by Badrang3 reviews
Astaroth tries to save Nightmare from the horrors of being a tragic hero and preserve one of the greatest villains of all time.
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Nightmare's Happy Sunshine Story by Phbbttbbtt reviews
Siegfried takes his second step in the Tale of Souls....meanwhile, Nightmare and Chinpoko get into trouble on a boring day. I don't own rights to Namco or Soul Calibur.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,336 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 1/22/2006
GIVE ME MONEY! by Ryu-Gi reviews
Watch as Olcadan and his trusty sidekick Lizardman hatch various get rich quick schemes in order to pay off Rapheal! Meanwhile, Raphael comes up with evil plots to take over the world!
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,550 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006
Bloodmoon Uprising by Apologist reviews
Moogles get tired of being support classes, form Kupo Pride gangs, replace the judges with liberal activist judges, and all hell breaks loose in Ivalice. Ritz x Shara, but it's all in good fun. Chapter 10 available, at long last! And you all thought I
Final Fantasy: Tactics Advance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 3/20/2005
The Stupidest Thing Ever by Wolf McCloud-123 reviews
Chapter Thirteen is up. It's really cracked up, too. Updated whenever I feel like it now.
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Stage of History by GaggedCenobite reviews
Complete. Cervantes picks up a hitchhiker, and ends up having to save the world from a crazed megalomaniac with a magically adhesive ball of garbage. TiraxNightmare, VoldoxIvy, CervantesxTaki, implied YunseongxMiNa. Rated for language and violence.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,381 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Complete
The Size of That by NiuNiu reviews
The Size of That has always been in history a sensitive part for men. Also for Siegfried...R&R, thank you. Thanks for Genya helping me with this!
Soul Calibur - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2005
Go Not Gently by Guardian1 reviews
Thirteen years after the events of Final Fantasy IX, and Eiko Carol's life is turned upside-down once again by an enemy supposedly long dead. What's a girl to do? Chapter thirteen; the last crusade of Black Tango. Completed. Thanks to all readers!
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,900 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Complete
Layer 14: Nothingness by A Grilled Fish reviews
A nihilistic and postmodernist tale of Lain with dark humour.
Serial Experiments Lain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2004
Soul Calibur: The Movie by DarkFacade-88 reviews
It has been decided by the powers that be (also known as Hollywood) that making the Soul Calibur games into a movie would be a prosperous venture. Too bad it will only cause a premature apocalypse.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2004
Flowers, Flung out the Window by Ninja Shen reviews
A little something sexy for fans pairing of Stan and Rosalyn. A bit mature but nothing graphic. Oneshot.
Okage - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Complete
Life of Lizardman by The Great Red Dragon reviews
A short, humorous account by Lizardman.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Complete
Sympathy From The Devil by Tinque Abelle reviews
[ Pepito/Squee slash. ] Pepito and Squee begin their first year of highschool. [ Finished. ]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,110 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 7/29/2003
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2027 reviews
Maybe the Foundation doesn't just contain the monsters. Maybe it creates them. A young researcher with the Foundation learns this institution may not be all she learned it to be, and finds some friends are better made inside the cells than out of them. SCP Foundation universe. M for strong language and graphic depictions of gore.
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014
Not Every Demon is a Fallen Angel reviews
Let me never know the truth. Let not those demons rise, for they will be all that remains. I feel it... the omniverse exists within me. Humankind, behold your creators. Behold your destroyers. Sequel to Indisposition. Nightmare centric.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,597 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Nightmare
Bloodstain Badges and the Decency of Death reviews
If there's one thing Falis has learned, it is that time does not heal anything. There's no solace in solitude, no respite in revenge. Collection of drabbles. Various implied pairings.
Murder Princess/マーダープリンセス - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Falis, Dominikov - Complete
No Stranger to Life and Death reviews
It is said that every living thing must die alone. Is that not what they are doing now, dying? Slowly, but surely, because this existence, or whatever it is, cannot be called life. They die alone, each and every one. Collection of drabbles.
Baroque - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Protagonist - Complete
The Cap'm reviews
This was a bit like babysitting a five-year-old and a bit like supervising a drunk man and a bit less pleasant than either. Songfic. NaotoXBadou.
Dogs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Badou N., Naoto F. - Complete
Halfman reviews
He despised that one part of himself, that part of wire and metal, of circuitry, rather than flesh and bone and veins. And it terrfied him that he knew not how far it went. Keiro centric Darkfic. Oneshot.
Incarceron series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
A Perfect Gentleman reviews
...He was not. And yet somehow, she loved him, though his manners were atrocious and he stayed by her side only as an indentured servant. Though... his dancing skills were quite impressive. Rennac/L'Arachel. Oneshot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Rennac, L'Arachel - Complete
Indisposition reviews
Born of the darkness, walking a path of damnation, a puppet to that which created him... He was the hand of Death, and he killed without purpose. He killed to obliterate them all... To build a new world fit for his creator to inhabit. Nightmare centric.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,904 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Nightmare - Complete
Once More With Feeling reviews
Master Chief and his new apprentice, Nightmare, are on a quest... to find a quest! Now, in the most epic and pointless adventure in the history of adventures, they will travel the world in search of a purpose! Rated T for some language.
Crossover - Soul Calibur & Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Nightmare, Master Chief/John-117
Invader MAZ reviews
She was an elite invader whose only purpose was to destroy... Too bad her new mismatched family is getting in the way of that. - This is another VERY old story, don't count on it being any good. -
Crossover - Final Fantasy IX & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Time to Face Reality! reviews
In an extremely strange incident, two ordinary teenagers are teleported to Halloween Town. At first they are having a blast, but then they get caught up in an elaborate plan to take over the world. Note: REALLY OLD STUFF, here. It's not that good.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Rebirth reviews
Years have passed, the wanderer has fallen. Riven from his connection to the human, Dormin is free once again, not as a god, but a human... -Currently in the process of re-writing-
Shadow of the Colossus - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009