Author has written 60 stories for Twilight, Jasper Fforde, Doctor Who, Artemis Fowl, Sherlock, Torchwood, Misc. Books, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Harry Potter, and Mary Poppins.
Link to AMELIA teaser trailer, a short film produced and directed by Stephen Willis based on my fanfic How Amelia Became Amy:
And...the full trailer :
Part 1 of AMELIA:
Part 2 of AMELIA:
The Girl With Kaleidoscope Eyes has been translated into Spanish by Kiriahtan --> http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7802226/1/The_Girl_With_Kaleidoscope_Eyes
Write Down Ten Random Characters. (Oh, I had fun writing this, read it. Hope you like it!)
Artemis Fowl - Artemis Fowl series, Eoin Colfer
1 Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?
Well, Moriarty's new plot means that there is a 89% chance the world will end. Friday is there to stop him using Spike's dinner as a set up. Total and utter chaos ensues, resulting in the destruction of Moriarty's plan and the chance that the world will end drops down to an acceptable 9%. On another note, Spike was quite looking forward to trying out his new canapés, the recipe had been given to him by Supreme Evil Being No.12885.
2 You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?
This one's a little tricky, while I'm sure Arty is a hospitable host, crashing at the Holland's sounds pretty good, maybe I'd get to sneak into a party.
3 Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
The Cat was faintly surprised, mind you, he does live in Wonderland. He enquires whether Thursday remembered to bring his Moggalicious cat food and then fades out returning to the Great Library. Thursday on the other hand has gone bright red and stutters her reply before realising that The Cat has already gone. Sherlock on the third hand is mortally embarrassed and is now in a coma due to the fact that he showed non-sociopathic tendencies and thus proved that he has in fact, got a heart.
4 Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Ahh, well now that Friday and Moriarty are arch enemies, Moriarty sets up a plan to trap them, holds Diana ransom but Friday stops time and saves her. Moriarty is left in an empty room, in his designer suit (Westwood) and slightly confused.
5 Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?
If Thursday was saving me she'd probably just tell Spike to stop and she'd explain that I'm not a vampire/werewolf/Supreme Evil Being No.1342/zombie.
6 One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
Fifteen mins later, you are kidding. It'd all be over in five. But, nevertheless fifteen minutes later, Butler would still be extinguishing the fire, Juliet would be distracting Mrs Fowl and Artemis would be in the shower washing off all the soot having learnt his new thing of the day. Alcohol and fire do not mix and it is not a good idea to flambé, especially with a specially designed mini blow-torch with extra torching capacities to make it more efficent.
7 Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
Friday and Rosalie. Simply because Moriarty, like Sherlock is married to his work. Spike has the Windowmaker as a wife and they have a little kid Betty. I'm not breaking that up. Logical and last choice: Rosalie. He fell for her looks, she fell for his awesome abillity to surf the timelines. I heard they had the wedding date set for 23/43/237363.
8 Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Sherlock kidnaps Thursday and demands a bottle of rock polish for his experiments. Mmmm, if it can cut through rock and polish diamonds... the possiblities. Thursday however was not amused, not in the slightest. Tells Sherlock to let her go or she will shoot him. Sherlock deducts that she was speaking the truth and reluctantly lets her go.
9 Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
Yes. But I don't think Thursday would gang up on her own son. Guys, I mean if the man can disappear off to the future/past/anywhere in an instant, of course!
10 Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?
Moriarty is angry, seeing as he is Sherlock's archenemy he should have been invited. So now he's plotting and being the criminal mastermind that he is. Last I heard, there was something to do with the entertainment. I think he's sending a Chinese performing circus as a gift anyway. I look forward to it.
11 Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Sherlock had been experimenting. Enough said.
12 Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
She was on the run...from the FBI. And then she crashed their honeymoon too because she needed Sherlock to prove that she was innocent.
13 Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Mulch drunk, well cue the drunk digging. Rosalie drunk. Heavy handed slaps on the back, telling me that my house is lovely, leave me with a broken back and a wrecked house. On second thoughts, I'm not in.
14 Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
Thursday stakes Rosalie with one of Spike's special stakes. Rosalie then dies and Spike is avenged.
15 Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?
Because Diana was brought up by her mother to be a good and proper lady, her first thought would be to let Artemis save her. But then, as she is her own person and fancies herself as a heroine, she would save Artemis and find some way in which to save herself too.
16 Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
Previously, these two arch enemies had declared a truce for the weekend to go camping together. This all goes down the kitchen sink when Friday forgets to bring food. The truce is now dead. Moriarty threatens and argues with Friday. As they are camping on an unpopulated coast in Ireland Friday decides to leave. Which then leaves Moriarty, on the coast, by himself (suit: Westwood). After he whips out his mobile and calls up a private helicopter to pick him up, he begins to plot. The game, once again, is on.
17 Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?
This could go two ways. Mulch uses his dwarfy powers and patches himself up using dwarf saliva and beard hair. Then Rosalie zooms him off to hospital.
18 The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?
Ah, they...separated I'm afraid. Thursday thought it was time to tell him about her other life, the one of her being a Jurisfiction agent. She attempted to jump into the Great Library with him to prove that she was in fact telling the truth and not 'stark raving made'. However, the Library was having some difficulties with the jump and it access was denied. While Thursday tried to resolve this on her Footnoterphone, Sherlock stood and watched, half in amazement that someone was madder than him, and half worried for his wife and the remaining third was fear that he may have pushed her over the edge with his experimenting and violin playing at two in the morning. Sherlock then sat her down and told her that marriage was not working out for him and that he was wrong to think that it could have. Thursday protested and told him that she was the Bellman, and Sherlock pointed out that she was a woman. This went on for a little while, until Thursday said that she knew this was a bad idea. When Sherlock asked, Thursday explained that she never should have got involved with characters from TV scripts as they were always dramatic types who could not stray far from the script. Sherlock pointed out that he was in fact real and then tersely showed her to the door.
- "In my line of work, it's difficult to know what unusual is." -Spike - Something Rotten, Jasper Fforde
- "I'd sooner attempt root canal work on a werewolf." -Spike - Something Rotten, Jasper Fforde
- "I'm bored with all this. Death, drape your sable coat upon us!" -Spike - Something Rotten, Jasper Fforde
- "Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky it's because you're forgetting somthing." -Foaly - Eoin Colfer
-"I'm not late. I'm a Time Lord." 11th Doctor.
-"I have searched the phrase, 'I shall walk the earth and my hunger will know no bounds', but I keep getting redirected to WeightWatchers."- Ianto Jones, Torchwood
- "Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string, everything, absolutely everything, no phones, phones all broken. (miming phone) Hello anyone there? NO, cos the phones aren't working." - Ianto Jones
- "I think you'll find that I am a universally recognised mature and responsible adult." 11th Doctor (flashing the psychic paper at him)
-TARDIS: You ever wonder why I chose you all those years ago?
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Works In Progress:
A Hetalia Future AU series.
I'm still typing...and I don't really want to post it up until it's all done, for continuity's sake -or at least until it's as continually/chronologically possible as a future AU can go?
-Holy Roman Empire -already done as 'Memento' (kinda sits outside the timeline so it's already up)
-Romano, (ft as South Italy)
Still to be written too...
And Greece will now have his own story...because it's just too f-ing long! Seriously, I only started off with like 4000 words...and it' gone past 30,000. Whyyyyyyy?! But, yes...it's still being written (and probably will for a while).
A Belgium-Independence fic
A Doctor Who AU- which has now started being posted up; Doctor Awesome
(And I will...eventually...get round to finishing off Starry Eyes, The Adventures of Amelia Pond and the Raggedy Doctor, Remembering and Vicissitudes. I've just hit temporary roadblocks with them plot wise.
See, now I'm sometimes finishing before I post :P like a derpy, but a bit more experienced writer.) But this still applies, WARNING: Fickle writer ahead. Try not to swerve and swear! :')
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