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Strawberry by Lore55 reviews
They threw tomatoes at my face so it would match my hair. Personally I thought it was more like a strawberry. SI/reincarnation. Uzumaki twins.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,238 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 11/30/2014 - OC, Naruto U.
Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 374,483 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 2,430 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Hayate G., Rin, Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.
Too Far from Home by story2tell reviews
Transported into a parallel universe, Harry finds himself in the shadow of an evil growing force. Amidst old and new faces and the chance for a family that he never had, Harry must come to the terms that although there are two worlds, there can only be one hero. *AU Dimension travel No slash, Abuse*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 188,642 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 449,942 - Reviews: 7472 - Favs: 7,024 - Follows: 6,734 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 86 - Words: 519,656 - Reviews: 2543 - Favs: 2,999 - Follows: 3,926 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,578 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 3,250 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Effloresco Secundus by romantiscue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,457 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 3,559 - Follows: 4,134 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Girl in the War by astridfire reviews
Who says you can't fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter's first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,083 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍傘) by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 83 - Words: 436,992 - Reviews: 4052 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 2,740 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi, OC
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,295 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 2,474 - Follows: 2,981 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 360,492 - Reviews: 14522 - Favs: 9,781 - Follows: 9,417 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Beware the Advocate by crowind reviews
Sasuke's last night in Konoha took a slightly different turn. Naruto wasn't the only one whom Sakura had sought for assurances.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Spider Thread by blackcatgirl reviews
I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert. Because the plot bunnies have laid siege to my brain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 201,696 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 12/14/2013 - OC, Kakashi H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
The Warren by DarkKing666 reviews
My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,860 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 2/13/2011
Love and Love Again by foreverandnow reviews
Lily and James survived Voldemort's attack, but their infant son was believed dead. Twelve years later, Harry Potter is found and brought home, but the real struggle has just begun. Ensemble fic about a family's recovery as old enemies return.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,903 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Harry P.
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,646 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,135 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 5,617 - Follows: 6,599 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 2,622 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Unsung Story of the Inconspicuous by Wrought reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 263,874 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Naruto U., OC
Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
In order to cement a truce between the two villages, Konoha and Iwa exchange recently graduated academy students. Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 193,000 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14018 - Favs: 17,162 - Follows: 14,641 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Stormborn by black.k.kat reviews
Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,939 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 2,270 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara, Haku - Complete
Jaguar Batter by slexenskee reviews
Even though it had been a one-night stand on a mission thousands of miles from home, the idea of having the elf prince's child was not nearly as repulsive as the idea of once more coming back and telling him about it.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,207 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Legolas, Sakura H.
Shiki Fujin by Tirielle reviews
The seal was supposed to seal away the demon at the cost of his own soul. And that's what happened. Really. Do the details honestly matter that much?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,879 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 2,451 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Minato N.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13393 - Favs: 17,255 - Follows: 16,291 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,279 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 2,117 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Continuing the Cycle by Phantom Feline reviews
Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? Subtle HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Rated M; Dark Themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,343 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 3,063 - Follows: 3,587 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 715,476 - Reviews: 7226 - Favs: 6,687 - Follows: 7,743 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Appeal of Authority by jacobk reviews
Sakura is back in Konoha after a flurry of dangerous missions, safe and sound. Or so she thinks. Life in a ninja village is never simple, and she's going to find out what it really means to be Tsunade's protege. In the mean time, Konoha's enemies are hardly idle... Sequel to Trial by Ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,469 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sakura H., Tsunade S.
Runner by CompYES reviews
"Mint is extremely invasive. Mint grows and survives, even when starved and poisoned. Better not to plant it at all." Second SI/OC quick fic, inspired by "Catch Your Breath" and "Forethought."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,803 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U./Tobi, OC
One World by Stellar Magic reviews
In J.K. Rowling's first draft it wasn't Hagrid that found Harry Potter in Godric's Hollow, but a lowly dentist named Granger. What if he had? Harry Potter is brought before the muggle authorities, an apparent orphan. With Daniel Granger named the child's temporary guardian, he disappears into the muggle world. LittleBro!Harry, BigSis!Hermione. Not a HP/HG Ship. Canon Pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,636 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Ron W.
A Way Things Should Be by LullabyKnell reviews
Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette; the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing; and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face while the Company unintentionally sexually propositions him and challenges him to pie-eating contests to the death. Actions speak so much louder than words.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,180 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 1/27 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30225 - Favs: 16,570 - Follows: 14,533 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5296 - Favs: 3,787 - Follows: 4,347 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 230,081 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 4,062 - Follows: 4,333 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,375 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Burn Limits by Taivasalla reviews
Sakura grows up in a shinobi household. Haunted by a broken father, she ends up on Team 7 a different person.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,593 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Sakura H.
Rotted Rowan by Darkpetal16 reviews
The stories go with someone always trying to do good in the Narutoverse, but good is a subjective term. What qualifies as 'good' for them, could be drastically different for those who actually live in the Narutoverse. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,228 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Madara U., Mito U., OC
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Circus by SNicole25 reviews
When someone dies and is reborn, especially reborn into a fictional world, one would assume that their first reaction would be to change the world around them to their liking. I'm here to tell you that what I did was, in fact, the exact opposite. I'm the girl who went out of her way to change absolutely nothing. Why? Because fate chose wrong. I'm not a hero. SI
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,097 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 3/2/2014 - OC, Cedric D., Fred W., George W.
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter was never a good little child. Harry Potter learned the hard way early on, that the good only won in stories and fairy tales, and so to adapt, Harry Potter chose not to be such a good little girl anymore. Gray!Harry Dark!Harry Manipulative!Harry Fem!Harry F!Harry -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 225,709 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 2,514 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 6,953 - Follows: 2,928 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 5,285 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Scales by Straight-Outta-Hobbiton reviews
In which Ichigo is a dragon and his hoard consists of people
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Unnoticeable by LullabyKnell reviews
Bilbo Baggins is Unnoticeable. Most hobbits are, actually. He just has the strongest knack for it in the history of the Shire, so much so that before he got a handle on his abilities, a few hobbits didn't even believe he existed. - This is the story of the adventure of an Unnoticeable hobbit who became Noticeable, and saved a company of dwarves along the way. ON HIATUS
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 138,785 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Bilbo B.
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
Fading Memories by Darkpetal16 reviews
A collection of Canon One Shots from the stories Decaying Bluebells, Chipped Mask and Shadowed Sun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,707 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi
Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,493 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 2,029 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
George Weasley and the Computational Error by pisoprano reviews
George Weasley may be 40 years old now, but he still misses his twin dearly. And when he has the chance to go back to 1989 and see Fred alive again and stop everything from happening, he can't resist. George's relationship with everyone he loves, however, will change in the process. Canon (mostly) and Time Travel. NoSlash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,340 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Best Served Cold by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Thicker Than Water tale #1. A Ghost-Mystery Skulls fanfic. Following the escape from the mansion, Arthur is a wreck. He's convinced that Lewis is coming for him any day. Worse, he knows he deserves it. But Vivi and Mystery refuse to give up on him, and Vivi keeps prying as to why he won't leave his house. Sooner or later, something has to give.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,535 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
The Acute Mastery of Potions by lunakatrina reviews
Gen, takes place during POA. Harry had hoped for years that he'd find non-Dursley relatives, but now he found himself wondering if he'd have rather lived in ignorance. Maybe if he ignored it, the truth would go away! Severitus does not follow challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,279 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Phoenix Rising by Kai Maciel reviews
During Naruto's final battle against Sasuke, Itachi uses the power he gave him to clean Sasuke's soul and body from darkness by turning him into a newborn baby with no memories of his past. For how long can Naruto keep this a secret?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 67 - Words: 330,996 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 2,470 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 5660 - Favs: 6,070 - Follows: 7,225 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Now You See It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE, Sequel to The Eyes Have It] Thanks to certain efforts by certain people towards sewing discord and uncertainty amongst the other nations, inter-village politics convene in the Land of Iron months earlier than they might have without 'help'. Team Eight, against all odds, is dispatched as part of Konoha's contingent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,420 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Sakura H.
Beyond the Veil by Shadlith reviews
When Sirius fell through the Gate, he never expected to be reborn. But reborn he was, into a clan just as stuck up as the family he had done so much to get away from. But hey, at least he still had his good looks, these Uchiha weren't evil, and he'd found a friend just as fond of pranking as James'd been. Complete summary in first chapter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,011 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Sirius B., Team Seven
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,986 - Reviews: 4005 - Favs: 5,645 - Follows: 4,862 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 215,251 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 5,354 - Follows: 6,452 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Team 7: A Retelling by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
The future is not set in stone. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. And every choice made has the potential to drastically alter the fate of the world. This is a lesson he must learn in order to get his revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,190 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Shade by rayningnight reviews
"I don't exist, and I don't care to, anyway." The first time, Harry's sure it's just coincidence. The second time, Harry's sure it — he — isn't. And in the times that follow, Harry still doesn't quite realize how befriending his mysterious guardian is going to reshape the world and beyond. Time/Dimension Travel. GEN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,692 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Harry P.
No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 2,101 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 3,380 - Follows: 4,324 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 6,129 - Follows: 7,604 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3229 - Favs: 7,781 - Follows: 8,951 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,473 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 2,938 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2860 - Favs: 6,418 - Follows: 7,928 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2686 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 2,543 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,658 - Reviews: 4354 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Decaying Bluebells by Darkpetal16 reviews
The Chaos Theory dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 188,168 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yagura, OC - Complete
Troublesome Timing by frznlights reviews
Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,272 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,258 - Follows: 2,535 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Shikamaru N., Itachi U.
Never Sleep by Stalker of Stories reviews
Hadley feels her cousin is a little off. Harry doesn't feel anything. AU Rewrite
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,224 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P.
In Bad Faith by Slayer Anderson reviews
I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - OC, Draco M.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
backslide by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,390 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 3,577 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Auryn by Araceil reviews
Based on esama's 'Subject of Change', no pairings yet. When Harry Potter died, he didn't expect to end up meeting a giant fox, a pervert, get changed into a girl and end up with some kid who had was capable of giving Snape the warm and fuzzies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,934 - Reviews: 4452 - Favs: 5,767 - Follows: 6,269 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 4,795 - Follows: 4,806 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Looking Straight to the Sky by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
So, I died. But I guess that's okay, even if I'm now living in a world full of ninjas and the like. It's just too bad that the price for having a second life is taking a job as Death's Apprentice. Oh, woe is me. OC SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,043 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,068 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 3,561 - Follows: 3,823 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Once and After by Shana the Short reviews
By a sick twist of fate, the mission to Wave ends in disaster for Sakura. Terrified of her own home and the people she should trust the most, she finds herself on the run. When real life seems stranger than fiction, is there any way to carve out a normal life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,729 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Sakura H., Sanbi/Isobu
Jamie Evans and the Lonely Queen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Jamie has survived an entire year and has successfully kept her employment at Hogwarts. Now she has to deal with a family that knows who she is, a government that doesn't want her in the country, and people demanding to know when she'll get married. That, and there's also the pesky after-effects of throwing herself backwards through time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
Tales Of Flame by Buwaro reviews
A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 344 - Words: 696,444 - Reviews: 3536 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006
Dobby the Almost No Longer Free Forest Elf by evansentranced reviews
Short companion piece for the Handbook. This was written for the Fandom For Leukemia & Lymphoma Society as part of last year's compilation. It's exactly what it says on the tin, set after Harry's freed Dobby and they're out roaming the countryside again, but before the events of third year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Harry P., Dobby - Complete
In Good Company by fool.0 reviews
This will sound a little ridiculous, no matter how Sasuke phrases it. "I see dead people" is embarrassingly tacky, and "I'm half-spirit" seems like something Sakura might say when she's stoned sky high. So he settles for a shrug.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,171 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasuke U.
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,667 - Reviews: 2565 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all. (Formerly titled 'Gilding the Son of Lily').
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,574 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 1,984 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8085 - Favs: 13,165 - Follows: 10,106 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fairy Tail by Araceil reviews
When Dudley throws a book at his cousin's head, no one could have known the revolution it would spark in the years to come. "I want to start my own Guild! My own family!". No pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,693 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 3,406 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2858 - Favs: 5,697 - Follows: 4,083 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
The Ierokitsune by EnigMAL reviews
AU. Naruto has become the new Kyuubi. He will have to handle a more powerful Akatsuki, Orochimaru, and finding the other eight jinchuuriki who will become bijuu. Will Naruto be able to fulfill his destiny? Or will his godlike powers corrupt him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 180,383 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
In Your Place by frznlights reviews
Instead of Rin, the Sanbi was sealed into Kakashi. Obito arrives to a different scene. Two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
a heap of details, uncatalogued, illogical by 100demons reviews
Kakashi tilts his head, gray eye analyzing her carefully for tells. He finds nothing. "I've never seen you before in my life," he says flatly. (Kakashi wakes up fourteen years old.) kid!fic/de-aging
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 3,735 - Follows: 3,154 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Pink Parasite by 88mph reviews
During the Genin test Sakura awakens a blood limit that could make her more hated than the Uchiha's copying ability. As her hopes and dreams for the future shatter, she finds support in an unlikely knuckle-headed teammate. She has to hide the truth even as the village scrutinizes the newest additions to the notorious legacy of Team 7. Oh and she discovers the joy of ramen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,427 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Well in Hand by Materia-Blade reviews
Naruto died as he lived. Saving anyone and everyone who he believed deserved it... Even the Kyuubi. Guilt is not an emotion Kyuubi had ever been well acquainted with. In his remorse, the Nine Tails vowed to do anything he could to repay the blonde boy who'd given him everything. Too bad Sakura got caught in the middle. A Time Travel story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,110 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Ninja Who Lived by 88mph reviews
Harry dies at the end of Deathly Hallows and is reborn as Naruto. Now Harry is on the case of uncovering all the secrets around Naruto and deal with his enemies. Find out how Konoha deals with the Master of Death Ninja-in-training.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,566 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 4,046 - Follows: 4,357 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P.
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 258,946 - Reviews: 2953 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
A New Life by HarryPotterBlack7 reviews
Set after DH. Harry is transported to an alternate universe, where he grows up as James' brother. But when he gets tangled in a web of family, romance and the First War, what will Harry do? HPSB has started!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 217,621 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 2,939 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Brother by enzhe reviews
Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Beneath a Blue Sky by Araceil reviews
Naruto didn't need 'em. Any of 'em. He had a friend, one who would stick by him, come thick or thin. And even though they're on different teams now, that will never change. Epic Length. Important AN in Chapter 3, please read.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 50,832 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 2,281 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Konoha's Beautiful Lotus by Supernatural Crossover Girl reviews
Life as a ninja was suppose to be exciting, and fun, not terrifying and dangerous. I should have paid attention to the anime more... SI OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,478 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,403 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 2,172 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
That We've Broken Their Statues by Nagia reviews
Sarah Williams stumbles into the Leaky Cauldron. She stumbles back out again with a Gringotts account she didn't start, a part time job at Hogwarts, and an awkward truce with the Goblin King.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,751 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - [Sarah, Jareth] Minerva M.
Going Sideways by TaikoHawk reviews
Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 96,182 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
One feeling by E4mj reviews
ON HOLD: AU. Starting out at the beginning of GOF Harry's feeling uneasy about leaving Sirius on the run, and that his 'adventures' take up all his choices in life. his responses slowly change the plot completely. NOTE: I own nothing! J.K. Rowling is an amazing author - I am just having fun playing with HER characters and plot. I have definitely taken some direct quotes! forgive me
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,027 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 2,325 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 2,487 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
For Whom the Bell Tolls by cywscross reviews
I've had a lot of crap come my way over the years so when I got run over at the age of twenty, well, it wasn't as if my life was going anywhere fast anyway. But when I find myself in the Naruto world with all the physical traits of a certain Toad Sage's hypothetical daughter, I had to wonder just who I'd pissed off in a past life. Self-insert fic. OC-centric. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,611 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 3,051 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Naruto U.
Butterflies and Hurricanes by Iced Blood reviews
Part 20: Sirius Black is nothing if not unpredictable. Some might even say that's the whole point, the driving force, of his existence. Which might just explain what he's doing back in a classroom after so many years. and why he's trying to salvage something like a civil relationship with an old enemy: just to prove he can.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,740 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.
Light My Way by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
There are two types of shinobi in the world - the type of shinobi who could foolishly believe that there are two types of shinobi in the world and those who do not have that luxury. The flames of obsession, love, hatred and loss burn slowly in Konoha as this present incarnation of Team Seven discovers that there is more to being a ninja than flinging cool jutsu around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,071 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Naruto U.
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3022 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Pottery Shards by Lucinda reviews
A collection of fragments and scenes set in the Harry Potter universe, and will contain assorted main characters and pairings. These may or may not develop into longer stories. Unless otherwise noted, each chapter is a separate story shard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,513 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 1/14/2010
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 4092 - Favs: 8,855 - Follows: 9,228 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
The Switch Remains ON by Tah the Trickster reviews
The Judge is one of the last people in the world. He'd intended to hole up in his basement in Zone 0, but finds it occupied. (Takes place after The Judge's ending; Spoiler Alert for the end of the game.)
OFF - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Complete
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 5,765 - Follows: 6,219 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Ghost by cywscross reviews
The first time Naruto becomes aware of his mysterious guardian, he is twelve and has absolutely no idea just how big an impact their meeting will have on himself and the rest of the world. Time/Dimension Travel, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 55,053 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 4,268 - Follows: 4,377 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 4070 - Favs: 4,655 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
New Identity in the Past by Dreamyin reviews
Naruto gets himself in 'impossible' situations all the time. However, waking up in Obito's body and buried under boulders, was not something even Naruto thought possible. Will he be able to save Obito and the others? Not to forget, what about that bastard Madara? Timetravel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,010 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Unlocked Knowledge by kmfrank reviews
When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,125 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 3,392 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
Second Bloom by Just Subliminal reviews
Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. (The Great Grammar Clean-Up Edit of 2012-13 is In Progress.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,410 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 2,433 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H.
Harry Potter and the Seer of Time by Akirina reviews
Adopted: Alt Universe - Harry Potter is a very strange child. He KNOWS things. Things he shouldn't know. What if Harry was born with a powerful seer's sight? Intelligent, driven, independent, parselmagic, parselmouth. A do-over sort of story, but not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,491 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Harry P.
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Families and Familiars by Sherza reviews
Hogwarts is alive. Familiars are more than mere pets, and Harry Potter has a destiny far greater than he knows. Enemies of the Heir, beware, for under his guidance a new future will be forged, either for good or for ill.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,835 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Coexistence by darkcyan reviews
AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Hindsight by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post HBP Snape travels back in time to warn pre SSPS Snape about what is to come. No DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,690 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5374 - Favs: 5,562 - Follows: 6,296 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Where the Heart Is by Shana the Short reviews
"Well, he did just give you his first born son, after all." There's nothing like unplanned parenthood to make you grow up fast, as Sakura's learning. Especially when you're ten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,716 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sakura H.
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2205 - Favs: 2,846 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
A Life More Ordinary by notevenhere reviews
Harry was left on a doorstep, Sirius was sent to Azkaban and Remus lost everyone he had ever loved. When the real traitor is captured three years later, Sirius sets out to make things right for the two people he loves the most. SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 268,328 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Please Kill Me by Lucillia reviews
When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 76 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Rin - Complete
The Last Marauder by Resa Aureus reviews
In the wake of the war, Dumbledore's portrait gives Hermione a task that could change the course of history if she succeeds, but unravel time itself if she fails. 1ST PLACE WINNER of the Energize W.I.P. Awards for "Most Promising Harry Potter Fan-Fiction"! IN THE PROCESS OF BEING BETA'D.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 238,062 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 6,016 - Follows: 2,960 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mixed With the Lightning of Slaughter by Dayadhvam reviews
He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions would actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel. (A/N: under revision.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,477 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Building Bridges by Melethril reviews
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 182,447 - Reviews: 2564 - Favs: 4,652 - Follows: 5,281 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
The End by Lucillia reviews
Ten Years after the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto has one last task to complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Kushina U. - Complete
Fire in Your Eyes by Psychick23 reviews
AU. Seventeen-year-old Hatake Kakashi sat down with the bundle cradled against his stomach, almost as still as the thing in his arms. But it wasn't going to stay that way and he was clueless as to what he should be doing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,848 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Food Fight by Lucillia reviews
Konoha and Iwa are epic rivals, and when teams from both nations meet competition inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Thirty Years by Lucillia reviews
To an outside observer, he had been given an eternity. As far as he was concerned however, he was only allotted a mere thirty years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Playing Games by Lucillia reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 174 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,575 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 3,738 - Follows: 3,977 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3916 - Favs: 10,888 - Follows: 10,232 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Iron Soul by PlaceholderName reviews
An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 2,800 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Yes, I am Harry's Brother by Ynyr reviews
Five years after his defeat the shade of Voldemort visits Harry Potter, and has a slight accident with one of his Horcruxes. The Dark Lord wanted a new body, but this isn't what he had in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,128 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Voldemort, N. Tonks - Complete
The Best Sort of Birth Control by Lucillia reviews
There is a reason that the teen pregnancy rate in Konoha is unusually low, and has been since the days of the Nidaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Complete
Fortune Favours the Damned by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Sirius hasn't the first clue who this green eyed stranger is exactly, but he's here now and somehow he's Sirius' problem. AU Rating upgraded due to language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 3,777 - Follows: 4,988 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Gently Go by BajaB reviews
Harry's back on the ghostly platform where he last spoke to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Guests of Honor by Lucillia reviews
During a festival to celebrate Konoha's surviving its first Winter, the founders bring in a group of people from another universe where it's the future already. Things don't go quite as planned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Three Minutes to Midnight by Hardcore Heathen reviews
Naruto begins his genin career under the tutelage of Mitarashi Anko. He quickly learns that he has never hated anyone this much in his entire life. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,430 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 527 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Dogtags by TwinTrouble reviews
Pet: n. 1. A fit of bad temper or pique. 2. An animal kept for amusement or companionship. 3. Uzumaki Naruto, host of Kyuubi no Kitsune.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,950 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 3894 - Favs: 6,094 - Follows: 3,919 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
They Shook Hands : PostCanon Revision : Year Three by Dethryl reviews
Continuing with the series, there are a lot fewer changes than in the other two stories. Keep an eye out for the odd new scene. Names changed to protect me. More Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,341 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Yolk by romantiscue reviews
The sealing of Kyuubi did not go as expected. Now there is something else inside the village. Something terrible and unnatural, vaguely in the shape of a small blond boy. Currently a one-shot, will be added to later. Drabble-ish format.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Uchiha Fukurou by ToBetasered reviews
Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,861 - Reviews: 1999 - Favs: 3,760 - Follows: 3,555 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Mikoto U.
Harry Potter and The Fate We Make by Sherza reviews
After the confrontation with Voldemort after the third task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry doesn't get sad. He doesn't get mad. He gets even.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,462 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Corrupted by Lucillia reviews
In the world of children where things are generally black and white, trying to get them to hold a double standard is often an impossible task.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Vindication by gacrux11 reviews
Gamzee meets the Nepeta he killed in a dream bubble.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Nepeta L., Gamzee M. - Complete
Paradise Lost by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 3,994 - Follows: 4,653 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
A World Entirely Our Own by foreverandnow reviews
The way things could have been...what if Petunia and Vernon were the ones Voldemort killed?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,947 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
Connections by Sophie3 reviews
HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,986 - Reviews: 2361 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 3,229 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Unforeseen Consequences by Animus of Masada reviews
Sometimes, even geniuses can be shocked by the consequences of their actions. Orochimaru didn't expect his jutsu to truly revive Minato and Kushina, but the Death God is not so easily understood. Rewrite of FDCL. Minato and Kushina alive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,837 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Amateur Palemates Smuttin It Up! by Asuka Kureru reviews
Karkat/Gamzee moirallegiance. Karkat's Adventures in Altruistic Asexual Exhibitionism. Public cuddles, Mr. Vantas? Daring. ...Now with sequel! Kinky Transquadrant Affair. Le gasp.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Remember by iliveatlast reviews
When he finds out that Lockhart's specialty is memory charms, he feels sick, even though he's not sure why. Snape tries to find out. Warning: sexual abuse of a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,938 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Sand and Swirls by DarkSwordMage reviews
Kushina barely survives the Kyuubi being ripped from her body, only to see the Leaf spit on her family and her son. Leaving the village Kushina travels to the Sand where she finds another child like hers another Jinchuriki Fem Gaara X Naruto pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,621 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
They Shook Hands : PostCanon Revision : Year One by Dethryl reviews
After swearing I was done tinkering with the first entry in the series, the Muse struck me. Essentially the same story, but with a more solid introduction to the new characters. Names changed to protect the innocent. Less canon text. More Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,720 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 4,129 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Peter Pan by Singing Muse reviews
ChibiUsa believed that her story was a fairytale and Helios would be her Prince Charming. She wished she had known they were in a different story entirely.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Chibiusa T./Rini/Sailor Chibi (Mini) Moon, Helios - Complete
Rot by Mamaloot reviews
In which Gamzee realizes just how much soper slime has rotted his think-pan. GamzeeKarkat, apparently. #5: Rot on Hundred Themes Challenge
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V. - Complete
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 3,005 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 6,123 - Follows: 3,532 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 7,889 - Follows: 1,706 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Precious People by peanutbutter126 reviews
Naruto's life the way it would have been if he was placed in a team with a sensei who truly cared for him and teammates that would slowly learn to accept and treasure his existence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 209,501 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 382 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Concessions by Systatic reviews
Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 3,954 - Follows: 4,555 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
Chosen by Lady Leita reviews
It is choosing day, and somewhere among the grubs lay the Sufferer's descendant. Karkat meets Crabdad. Oneshot-may write more if response is good. Dedicated to my buddy Mel.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Karkat V. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 4,062 - Follows: 2,439 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 275 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Brothers by foreverandnow reviews
Teddy hates James Sirius Potter. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Take Care Of Yourself by NothingPretentious reviews
When an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,728 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P.
Anything and Everything by Nugar reviews
AU It finally happened. Hinata was made heir to the clan, and Hanabi was going to be sealed. Desperate, she promises anything and everything to any man or being who can give her freedom. The Kyubi answers, and a deal is made.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,784 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hanabi H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Class Pairings by Lucillia reviews
The reason why the Houses are paired the way they are in Potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3163 - Favs: 4,587 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Seriously Serious by Damsel in Shining Armor reviews
He confessed to her when they first met. He confessed to her years after. He confessed to her almost everyday. Her response was almost always positive... So why the heck was he still single? "I love you." "Love you too. So is Sasuke-kun taken or not?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Fortunate Son by Call-me-Cassandra reviews
"It is not unusual for one child in a family to be singled out for abuse and neglect. Often the other children in the household even participate in the abuse of the scapegoat." Dudley Dursley looks back on his childhood. Some things are a lot clearer now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Strange Likenesses by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
What if the newly disembodied Voldemort had noticed his link to Harry? A dark AU. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,846 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Wolfsbane by lunakatrina reviews
Harry gets a new pet over the summer before his third year. AU, Gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,278 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Happiness in Azkaban by Myst Shadow reviews
::one-shot:: "Why, Sirius? Why escape now?" Harry's voice broke. "Why not when I was a kid, and really needed you?" ::Cedric is dead and Harry needs /something/ - a conversation that never happened, but maybe should have::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 3,228 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Being Harry Potter by Enhas reviews
Unofficial sequel to esama's Sisyphus. Harry remains trapped despite doing everything to finally get it 'right'... or did he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
This Isn't Happening by keelhaulrose reviews
After a night she can't remember, Hermione finds out she's going to have a permanent reminder. Unplanned pregnancy, SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,548 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2186 - Favs: 3,912 - Follows: 3,776 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Edel Raid and Pleasure by soundless steps reviews
In the many worlds, there are many powers. Days after her birth, Hinata gains the powers of an Edel Raid. During her kidnapping, she creates a permanent bond with a certain someone. With joined destinies, the two must help the other grow. Please Enjoy c:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,582 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4798 - Favs: 10,253 - Follows: 11,764 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8523 - Favs: 10,291 - Follows: 7,753 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Not Quite Drunken Silly by Buwaro reviews
A series of silly scenes using the ANI Pokemon cast. Not at all canonical with the main stories, for which Mewtwo can be grateful, because he gets abused, a lot. He was even turned into a rat. Just because I can.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,130 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007
The Ultimate Shinobi by soundless steps reviews
A highly detailed story on the rebirth of the Ultimate Shinobi and the deciding events and individuals that lead to this. Heavily Hinata-centric, insane OC, and use of aspects from other anime. SEQUEL ANNOUNCEMENT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 253,716 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4171 - Favs: 3,983 - Follows: 4,192 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Intimate Relations by wife-chan reviews
Uchiha Naruto's only just found his one remaining family member, and the prank potential is just too much to pass up. Faux!gay!SasuNaruSasu, Confused&Disturbed!EverybodyElse. AU. WIP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,417 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dudley's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues. DH cannon compliant, but probably not the way you think. Prologue to "Snape's Memories".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
The Will Born in Fire by EdStargazer reviews
A fleeing spy attacks the Academy after Naruto has failed his second attempt at passing the Genin Exam. Naruto is the hero of the moment but for every heroic act there is a price to be paid. Chaper 36 Homeward Bound?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 180,676 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Could be Ron by eleanor89 reviews
Bill's thoughts on December and March, when Ron comes at Shell Cottage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bill W., Ron W. - Complete
The Sound of Falling Rain by DOTMW reviews
When you don't know who you are, ask who knows you best. Ask who will take you in out of the falling rain and put you back together as best they can. A story of love, friends, betrayal, family and hot chocolate. Pokeshipping. AAML. Ash/Misty. Anime/Games
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,778 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
The Demon in the Hyuga Clan by DarkSwordMage reviews
Hinata Hyuga is the Jinchuriki which contains the Nine Tailed Fox. This is Alternate Universe/Timeline, be wary of many spoilers if you aren't up to date with the manga...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 435,951 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Scarlet Line by Paimpont reviews
The Cullens finally see a psychoanalyst. Edward is hallucinating - he thinks he's a vampire. What lies behind his bizarre delusions? And what dark secrets are the Cullens hiding? The requested sequel to The Serpent and the Mirror.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,249 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Harry James Potter and the Power of a Prodigy by StarLight Massacre reviews
What would life be like if Harry was a prodigy? If his family was still alive, but think that Harry is dead? Will Harry accept his family if or when he goes to Hogwarts? Will he accept his destiny as the chosen one or will he shun it? Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,428 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 2,530 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Harry P., James P.
The Fire Omens by chase glasslace reviews
TMR. Gen. 'Incendio is the first incantation that Tom ever learns.' Europe in the eye of the storm. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ignorance is Bliss by Nugar reviews
Naruto, Sakura, Karin, and Sasuke wake up in a hotel after an epic drunken, drug fueled orgy with no memory of the past 5 years, how they got there, or who killed the hooker. Missing people, assassins, and most importantly, why are they friends again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2279 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 3,045 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Boy With No Name by Raven Wolfmoon reviews
As far as he knew, he didn't have a name. Even his earliest memories provided no hint, since he had been called 'freak,' 'demon,' and 'monster' as far back as he could remember. Cuteness/angst! Slightly AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,505 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Control Equals? by Jack Mirembe reviews
Respect. Getting it, keeping it, it's more complicated than you'd think. The Control Freak story!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Control Freak - Complete
In an Instant by Stalker of Stories reviews
Long one-shot. The new exchange student is beautiful and kind. He is also a vampire, and borderline suicidal, but many of Forks' residences don't notice. The Cullens do, but he doesn't want anything to do with them, just to find someone. NOT Edward/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,110 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Snakes and Fools by TwinTrouble reviews
Snakes and fools. Throughout history, how easily they intertwine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Death Eraser by GreyLiliy reviews
Ryuk takes things into his own hands. [End of Series Spoilers. Ryuk & Light Main. Mikami, Matsuda, Misa Side]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,375 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Light Y., Ryuk
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Juniper by Agent Spielplatz reviews
A conspiracy within Konoha leads to a near fatal encounter for Naruto on the night of the Genin Exams. As he copes, his team struggles to work together and live up to the Hokage’s expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,830 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Naruto U., Anko M.
If Only by Nugar reviews
AU A comparison to High Maintenance, also just for fun. This time, it's Naruto who was born female. A serious, yet funny, look at a world where Naruko pretended to be a boy, but did a terrible job of it. Fem!NarutoxSasuke because I like messing with you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The One with the Green Thumb by AkaYukiBloodySnow reviews
Zetsu is injured on a mission and takes refuge within a bonsai in the flowershop of a girl who is certain she's useless. How does she choose then, between a dangerous cannibal who needs her, and a village that doesn't? Ino x Zetsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,017 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Ino Y., Zetsu
It's Just a Step to the Left by Nugar reviews
Orochimaru: Evil, deviant, insane genius, or misunderstood, evil, deviant, insane genius? With a time trip back to their respective childhoods at stake, Naruto listens to him pour out a tale of woe just a little too long. Oops. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 148 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Orochimaru, Naruto U.
Uzumaki's War by Daystar Clarion reviews
Awakening from a coma, Naruto has to deal with a traitorous mind and a body bent on destruction. Sequel to Silence of the Damned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,741 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Naruto U.
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4224 - Favs: 5,975 - Follows: 6,095 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shisui by Lady Hanaka reviews
Pein's plan is finally coming to fruition. Now Itachi and Sakura must come accept their future...and come to terms with their past. Sides will be chosen and loyalties tested. The only question is: who will win this deadly game? Sequel to Maelstrom. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,442 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 3,096 - Follows: 3,129 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3209 - Favs: 10,068 - Follows: 4,356 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10340 - Favs: 12,769 - Follows: 5,224 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Alternate Universe! by Crossover King 46 reviews
During the Mizuki incident, Naruto did not learn the Kage Bunshin. Instead, he managed to come across a technique with a use steeped in madness... What is the Alternate Universe Kuchiyose no Jutsu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U.
To Be A Master by lightningstrxu reviews
NarutoXPokemon. Naruto charachters in the pokemon world. Naruto wakes up to start his pokemon adventure, but already he's late and all the starters are gone, now he's stuck with a very stubborn Vulpix and his problems are only beginning.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,482 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Vulpix/Rokon, Naruto U.
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 251 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Compatibility by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Team 8 in a quiet moment during the timeskip, with lots of speculation about the origin and nature of the Aburame clan's bond with their kikkai. Fluffy enough to rot your teeth.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Hinata H., Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Of Feminism and Stilettos by nooziewoozie reviews
“Kushina, love, is this one of those things I can blame on your uterus?” --Kushina reads Twilight, and is not quite pleased with what she sees. MinaKushi, but mostly Kushina being RAWR FEMINIST NINJA.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Seduction Lessons by hypheniated reviews
Sakura normally takes her missions, her seduction missions, alone. Now, she has teach that emotionless bastard, Sai, on how to properly seduce a woman to jelly and be her accomplice. Suddenly, teaching him isn't so bad after all. SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sai, Sakura H.
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,160 - Reviews: 2504 - Favs: 2,388 - Follows: 2,772 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 2,841 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Oasis by Nugar reviews
They couldn't break her spirit, so they killed her mind. Dark themed but mostly hopeful/happy. Oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Laundry Emergency by Asuka Kureru reviews
Emergency Laundry Day in the NaruSasuSaku household. Drop your clothes. Now. Rated M for adult humor. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Requiem by Spontaneite reviews
What would happen if Kakashi were killed early in the Wave saga? This is a story of Team 7's struggle to survive, and the boy who must grow strong to save them. Team 7-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,887 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Naruto U.
Rebirth by ChocoholicGameFreak reviews
To die only to be reborn into a different world with new surroundings and odd people...Life was full of second chances so then could this be her's? Hinata-centric NarutoxDeathNote crossover,w/yaoi in later chapters...Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or DN
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Hinata H.
One Which Makes The Heart Run Over by GuardianSaiyoko reviews
There's something very wrong with Beast Boy and it's up to Raven, who has been reluctantly appointed team therapist, to find out what. BBRae.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,057 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Death Note Utopia by Reposiric reviews
Near thought he had Light finished, but he was wrong. Light continues his reign as Kira in a full story, based after the final chapter in the original Death Note anime/manga series. Light learns of different powers. Begins with an alternate ending.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,854 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Light Y.
Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 3,755 - Follows: 3,421 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Euphemisms by Nymbis reviews
Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H.
Anomaly by Dark Magician Girl Aeris reviews
When Mewtwo erased his memory from the minds of Team Rocket, he overlooked the computers they used in studying him. Now a second member of the race has been created by even more unorthodox means than the first. And boy, is she mad!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 193,978 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Mewtwo
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
COMPLETE: AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by the Avada Kedavra cast at him. But how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 3,818 - Follows: 929 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Future Imperfect by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 236 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Drawn to the Rhythm formerly The Easiest Thing by Saseko reviews
*WARN:Hime-RAPE* OrihimeXUryuu, TatXChiz, About the origin & magnitude of Orihime's powers, she's a threat to the existence of everything. Starts out VERY dark but then goes all over the map, happy, sad, mysterious, serious, silly, sexy, fluffy, sweet
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 129,924 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Orihime I., Tatsuki A.
One Small Step by Shawny Wong reviews
What if Hinata had actually found the courage to approach Naruto at the Academy? How would befriending him change their lives? Drastic changes are the result of one small step. NaruHina. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,707 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Suiren by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 216 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Shift by moonfyre reviews
7 year old Harry is discovered missing only a day before Sirius Black escapes Azkaban. An angry werewolf, among others, tries to find him before the criminal does. Little does anyone know, Harry has a secret of his own...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,208 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Rise of the Jinchuuriki by Beboots reviews
After reigning for decades as Kages in their respective villages, Naruto and Gaara return back in time to their six year old selves. Challenge: who can win over their village and become the leader before the other?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,695 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
MTBT: Deleted Scenes by Secret Sheik reviews
Deleted scenes and bloopers from Mind Thief, Body Thief. Yeah.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sasori, Ino Y.
Dudley Dursley and the Hogwarts Letter by KindKit reviews
Dudley wishes he could go to Hogwarts. AU, and written before Deathly Hallows came out. This is a remix, with permission, of a drabble by Lilacsigil.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Dudley D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
First Place Sinner by Daystar Clarion reviews
In which Harry has Petunia's love, though it makes him bleed. RE-EDITED Rated M For masochism, drug abuse, and other mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,801 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Complications by Buwaro reviews
A Pichu trapped, lost and alone in Tiny Woods. Sent to go find him, Flame the gold-ranked Charmander. With Ferals, traps and bandits, what should be an easy job is going to become much trickier for the fire type. But, will the Pichu be saved, or suffer...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2008
Mind Thief, Body Thief by Secret Sheik reviews
Ino is captured by Akatsuki. Instead of escaping, she finds herself drawn to the puppet master, whether by his will or hers. Sasori/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,124 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Ino Y., Sasori - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5359 - Favs: 9,926 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 3,279 - Follows: 463 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 5,453 - Follows: 597 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Rules of Akatsuki by Secret Sheik reviews
Pein notices the additions his fellow members have made. Light PeinKonan! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Hoenn Chronicles by Rizu Komesu reviews
In the region of Hoenn, amazing adventures are to be had with the trainer Alexa, her rival Greg and the pokemon they travel with. Little do they know that the real story lies within the unexplored world of their pokemon! Rated for Language and Violence
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,351 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 11/6/2006
Leap Day with Orochimaru by Secret Sheik reviews
Kabuto's birthday makes for interesting conversation. Short drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 2,979 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Carpe Diem by Lady Silvamord reviews
Seize the day. An epic anthology and character study of Konoha's weapons mistress, Tenten. [courage. indomitable spirit. life. twisted humor. love. and all the things that make up a truly unique kunoichi.] Final part up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,324 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Tenten - Complete
Putting Baby in the Corner by Nymbis reviews
Neji didn’t realize that babysitting a future prodigy could be so difficult. Neji x Tenten fic for IrisEclipsed and NakoudoByakugan’s contest.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Path of No Regrets: Renewal by Spectrum reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have enough to worry about right now even without the psychological mess their lives have become, but some things are so crucial that they come first even so. The search for a purpose. The rebuilding of a bond. And the rebirth of a team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,657 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Funny Facts and Not So Silly Stories by riversrunthroughme reviews
Team Guy was created under the influence of nostalgia, malice and some level of intoxication on the part of the people present. For some reason this wasn't viewed as a problem. [Team Guy love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Child of Mercy by Fayr Warning reviews
AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,519 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 3,021 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P.
Claustrophobia by Celebony reviews
Harry's childhood comes back to haunt him. A HarryWeasleys bonding fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,049 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
How Team Seven Got Their Summon Animals by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Once upon a time in Fire Country, O my Best Beloved, three Ninjas went on a D rank mission to retrieve a Cat. A tale in the style of Rudyard Kipling's 'Just So Stories.'
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Lost Christmas Eve by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Naruto stumbles into his apartment, injured, clutching a package, and reflects on Christmas and what happiness is. One Shot. Takes place 1 or 2 years before canon.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Seduce My Wife! by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 155 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Killing Time by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
After Wave Country and before the chuunin exam, Team 7 kills time while waiting for Kakashi. No pairings, no warnings, just mild humor and kids being kids.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Contemplating Orange by serenphoria reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Snapped by S'TarKan reviews
This is an AU oneshot from the Team 8 universe, prompted by Brandon's plot bunny. What would it take to make Hinata completely snap?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ouroboros by GuardianSaiyoko reviews
They’re not an island. They’re a boat that has sprung a leak, and no matter how fast they bail the water out it just keeps rushing in.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
Eternal Sunshine of the Scourgified Mind by Solstice Muse reviews
The trio have defeated Voldemort but paid a devastating price.How can they cope without each other and without any magical memories?. This fic is now being gradually beta'd and chapters reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 177,085 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
No Time To Breathe by Silver Queen reviews
Harry has a saving people thing. It makes him a hero. AU GoF
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Cedric D., Harry P.
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 2,390 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Ripple Effect by rayemars reviews
Sasuke's return to Konoha, and everything that comes after it. Some people have changed more than they wanted or deserved to. Vaguely AU. B.Y.O.Subtext
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 154,597 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 604 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Unlimited by Soritia reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura leave for a suicide mission. Have our young heros died so soon? or is it all part of a larger scheme? not a crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 115,046 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 9/10/2004
Death's Precipice by The Sh33p reviews
Rock Lee wonders what it's like to stand on the edge of Death's precipice. Tonight, he's going to find out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
Prison Keys by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Hanabi and Hinata. Clan Hyuuga eats its children.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Hanabi H., Hinata H. - Complete
The Devil's Purity by Iced Blood reviews
In this coldness that so embodied himself, as a natural accompaniment to his own merciless temperament, he found something. Oneshot. Spoilers for episode 19.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Picture Day by Agent Spielplatz reviews
The end is here. Epilogue up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,667 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Complete
Dreams to Ashes by Annwyd reviews
Dreams evolve. Sometimes they go extinct. [Jiraiya ficlet]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Jiraiya - Complete
Wonderland by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Alice Longbottom, 200 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Alice L. - Complete
Lessons by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Umino Iruka is a good ninja and a good man. But nobody is born with all the answers. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Iruka U. - Complete
Tides by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Three years have changed them and their world, and it takes time to put friendships back together. Team 7, AU after the timeskip. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,501 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Persistance of Vision by sna reviews
Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Anniversaries by Phoenix of Eternity reviews
One night every year, Uchiha Sasuke lets himself mourn the family he lost years ago.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
House Of Leaves by honeyblood reviews
[Part 1: Naruto-centric, spoilers upto chapter 244, AU] The mission to retrieve Sasuke goes horribly, horribly right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,212 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005
Bell Jars by honeyblood reviews
[AU; post-Chuunin exams; Sakura-centric; oneshot] She cuts her hair at twelve. At thirty-five it's long again. But there is a long way between twelve and thirty-five.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,186 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Complete
A House without Doors by Luc Court reviews
Short fic, preChuunin, spoilers. A study of the Hyuuga family and what extraordinary vision might do to an entire clan's habits.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Neji H. - Complete
Sakura's Harem by Istoria reviews
Infiltration and deception is central to being a good ninja. But when Team 7 has to embed itself in a society ruled by women, they're all in for a wild ride.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,666 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Sakura H. - Complete
Inquiry by sna reviews
Percy is standing before the Wizengamot as his role in the madness of Barty Crouch is investigated. Just after Goblet of Fire, just before Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Percy W. - Complete
Of Western Stars by neutral reviews
[complete] Sirius comes across a picture of Harry five years into his imprisonment, and decides to see his godson at all costs. But when he finds Harry neglected and abused, he makes a decision that entangles them both in more troubles than ever before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,123 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 9/3/2002 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Daddy... Padfoot?! by S. Thanatos reviews
It isn't enough that Harry's first word has to be Padfoot. He's got to start calling him THAT as well! ~James Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 151 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.