Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, X-Men: Evolution, Total Drama series, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.
NOTE1: I was oXToxicCandyXo. I really needed a name change though.
NOTE2: My multi-chapter fics will not be updated untill I get the motivation to update, but you will get various one-shots. Sorry for the inconvinence... Hehe, I doubt it would be though.
EDIT ON NOTE2: Uh... sorry to my Secret Admirer fans, but, I'll probably just give it away, I lost interest in it, sorry. Contact me if you want it. I might tell you the main plot points of it if you want. But take liberties by all means. I'll post more details in the stories. Sorry. (I've decided to keep Christmas Carol since it's an OC story, though.)
EDIT ON THE EDIT ON NOTE 2: HA, I'm a liar sorry, Secret Admirer fans, I started getting back into the TD fandom, I'm working on the next chapter now.
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If you are pro-CHOICE, copy and paste this into your profile
15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.
I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.
I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.
I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.
I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
these are real goofed up Head lines what do you think they were really trying to say
JUDGE NOT CONVINCED MURDER VICTIM IS ALIVE (Well, he's murdered right? Zombie?)
11 HIGH STUDENTS SCORE PERFECT GRADE (...Wat?)
MAN KILLED OVER PHONE (...How?)
POLICEMAN SHOOTS MAN WITH KNIFE(...No, just... no.)
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH (Zombie strike? Neat.)
If you joined the Dark Side because we have cookies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would stand up for your favourite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Amethystaquamarine34azure, Nightcrawler's Shadow, XoX-Sugar Quill and Ink-XoX
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Those who are racist are afraid of the unknown. Those who suffer because of racism are given the short end of the stick. If you wish to use said stick against racists, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had the urge to jump into your TV and correct whatever mistakes your favorite characters have made, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish writing fanfiction was a school subject, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to talk like your favorite character (with an accent), copy and paste this into your profile.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.
Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.
Every time you open your mouth, you get in trouble. Alternatively, just stick up your middle finger under the table.
There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
Yeah, Im a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet
If you believe Kurtty and Loro NEED to be cannon, copy and pastes this onto your profile! seriously, do it RIGHT NOW. What are you waiting for, I said NOW!!
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this is a cat
this is loser cat
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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
If you think bananas are odd fruits, copy and paste this into your profile
Why America has some issues:
1. Only in
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
3. Only in America...do drugstores
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
5. Only in America...do banks leave
6. Only in
7. Only in America...do we use
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
10. Only in America...do they have
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
I protest the Kurtty vaccination! If you do too, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! ftw?
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
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1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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/Rant/ ALL MARAUDERS ERA WRITERS TAKE NOTE PLEASE!:
I know Peter turned out to be a gross little rat but he wasn't born like that and believe it or not he WAS still a Marauder, you can't just cut him out completly! And don't make him a whiney, stupid, useless bastard, I mean there HAD to be a reason he hung out with the Marauders other than pitty, is that so unfathomable that he might've actualy been good at something? Also when writing be sure to stay in the right decade please, they were at school in the 70s guys did not wear skinny jeans, they weren't emo or scene, bands like My Chem, From First to Last, Panic at the Disco, were not formed yet. Please, please, please, keep anything like that out of your fics unless they're AU and set in recent times or your using the songs for a songfic. /Rant/
Razors pain you;
We real cool. We
Lurk late. We
Sing sin. We
Jazz June. We
What a grand thing, to be loved!
The rose is a rose,
Nature's first green is gold,