DarkPhoenixForce
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Joined 06-10-09, id: 1965699, Profile Updated: 09-05-10
Author has written 37 stories for X-Men: Evolution, X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, And Then There Were None, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Stardust, Twilight, Ring/Ringu, Wolverine & the X-Men, Elder Scroll series, Star Wars, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Shining.

Proud Member of the C.D.A.C.(Cross-dimensional Awareness Committee). When people ask me what this means, I tell them, "These are not the droids you are looking for."

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Red Dawn reviews
Set after the events of Last Stand. A Magneto now back in full control of his powers pays a visit to someone he hasn't seen in many years. New allegiances are formed and a mutant potentially more devastating than the Dark Phoenix itself is unleashed.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Erik L./Magneto
Out of the Rabbit Hole
"I wonder if I've been changed in the night? . . . Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same . . . 'Who in the world am I'"-Alice in Wonderland Professor Xavier had a curious dream, and then he woke up. However, it seems the world has only gotten stranger since he stopped dreaming.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,504 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier
The Incredible Journey
The bizarre tale of an even more bizarre heroine, or perhaps anti-heroine.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,124 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012
The Guardian Angel and a Black Rose reviews
"Do not worry...I will send an angel...to guide you whenever you are uncertain of your path..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Bellatrix L.
Marvel Character Who Are Just Complete Idiots reviews
Ever wonder about those little plot holes that are filled in with really...interesting stuff? Here's a look at how stupid some of the characters actually are under closer examination.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011
When Life Imitates Art reviews
...things may often go awry. See what would happen if George Lucas were in charge of Marvel Comics.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/16/2011
The Strange Events in the Lives of the X Men reviews
Logan gazed at the fire for a moment without answering. Suddenly, he grinned. "Mind if I help?" Emma stared at him. "Your jokes are not appreciated, Wolverine."
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - White Queen/Emma G. Frost, Wolverine/Logan
The Sinister Truth Version 20 reviews
"I must...recalculate. However, this should not change my final result. Not if I add in a few...precautionary measures...It seems as though this Lady may soon serve her purpose."
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010
Advice reviews
This is based more off of a comic, but I put it under this anyway. Plot line: It turns out the Ice Queen has feelings after all. Poor Beast
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/18/2010 - White Queen/Emma G. Frost - Complete
Ring of Twilight reviews
Well, for those of you who have always dreamed of the day when Samara's video tape would come to Forks...
Crossover - Ring/Ringu & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bella
The Shining Meets Twilight: a short tale reviews
It had to be done. Rated K plus for murder and mildly irritating people.
Crossover - Twilight & Shining - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
The Cullen's Movie Night reviews
Rated K for safety. This really is LONG overdue. I might write a longer one.
Crossover - Ring/Ringu & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
How Twilight Should Have Ended reviews
Not for the devoted Twilight fan. This is a short story based off of Meyer's explanation for why she suspended writing Midnight Sun. Hopefully this will save some from the trauma of actually having to read her nonsense.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2009 - James - Complete
A Lesson in Film making reviews
Kind of a crossover. Movie Phoenix meets the real Phoenix
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Jean G. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury reviews
It turns out that Wanda and Pietro's mom is alive, and she isn't happy about one of her little angels being locked up in an asylum. I used some of my friend's ideas.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
The Traumatic Deaths of Certain Marvel Characters reviews
The Scarlet Witch decides to get revenge on the Marvel Comic writers for the horrible way she eventually turned out, by killing random characters
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009
The Real Xmen Trailers the last stand reviews
mostly the last stand. a crack-fic voice over
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Everybody Hates Tax Collectors reviews
A random thought
Stardust - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Lamia - Complete
The Maniacs Behind the Madness reviews
The Quagmire triplets get their hands on a magazine that one particular villianess finds very important.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Esme S. - Complete
Something Else is Wrong With Bella reviews
so my friend made a comment after the sixth movie that bella was like luna's evil twin. you have been warned. inspired in part by the sixth movie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bellatrix L., Luna L.
And Then There Were Parodies reviews
No summary needed.
And Then There Were None - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Welcome to the Order of the Sphinx reviews
A parody of Harry's first intro. to the Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Ministry Fight Spoof reviews
Complete randomness mocking the fight in Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Bellatrix's New Assingment reviews
Bellatrix is given the chance to make up for failing to retrieve the prophecy from the Ministry. How? by posing as one of the students
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bellatrix L.
A collection of humerous, unheard tales reviews
Several short stories on my random thoughts throughout the x-men movies.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009
Why So Serious, Jean? reviews
Our favorite psychotic villians have a discussion, while waiting for a psychologist appointment.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Jean G., Joker - Complete
Wrath of the Phoenix reviews
Take the angry mother lioness protecting her cub analogy and multiply it times 10 to the tenth power.This is what happens when Jean's four year old daughter is one of the kidnapped X-kids in the second movie.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Jean G., Colonel W. Stryker - Complete
The Dark Side of the Force: Phoenix Style reviews
What happens when an expirement gone wrong transports the X-men into a galaxy far,far away. Set during the first Kotor Game. Please read and review.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009
Mystique's Revenge
Mystique gets a chance to pay back the brotherhood, in the form of Pietro and Wanda's relative coming to check up on them.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009
From the Ashes
Fire: an unpredictable force that doesn't like to be tamed. My first attempt at the story of Jean Grey's daughter.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009
An Interesting Conversation reviews
Storm and the Phoenix have a little discussion, about a 'small' matter Jean never resolved, in the middle of the final battle.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Storm, Jean G. - Complete
Bittersweet reviews
My take on the first time Magneto met his children, particularly Wanda. I might write something else based off of this. I'm not sure yet. sorry for the spelling errors.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Magneto/Erik L., Scarlet Witch/Wanda M. - Complete
What if? reviews
the professor always said she had a place with the x-men, what if she did become one of them due to a different memory alteration when she was thirteen. what if she believed her entire family was dead. what if she started to remember the truth.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Scarlet Witch/Wanda M.
Pyro's Bet
a random pawn of Magneto's has a bet for Pyro, one that the Phoenix will not like. one of his stupid moves is taken from Toad from x-men evo.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Pyro, Jean G. - Complete
The Phoenix's visit to the Psychologist reviews
Jean decides to get some professional help.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Jean G. - Complete
Part 2: Jean's Revenge reviews
Since Jean can't just attack Xavier, she finds another method of revenge.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Jean Grey, Scarlet Witch/Wanda M. - Complete
The Reason Jean Doesn't Cover for Anybody reviews
This is a brief and hopefully humerous fic. of what happens when Jean is asked to cover for someone.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Jean Grey, Scarlet Witch/Wanda M. - Complete
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