calmest-tempest
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 06-11-09, id: 1965996
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 287,077 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Games are afoot by grumpy grizzly reviews
It began when Arthur and Molly are out of the Burrow on Order business and Charlie and Bill are home to babysit. Fred challenges Hermione to think of something fun for them to do and she teaches them a muggle game. But, it continued and the games are afoo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 175,337 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
All There Is by Bedelia reviews
George disappears after the war. Hermione is sent on a quest to find him and help him heal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,407 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Need You Now by angelically-devilish reviews
SiriusHermione All she could do was remember. All he wanted was to forget. Inspired by Lady Antebellum's "Need You Now".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,569 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Undateable by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione knew better than to form a crush on any of the boys in Gryffindor house. They were all so undateable! If only there were something she could do about it... something other than fall for George!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 2909 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
I Need to Breathe by FirstYear reviews
Snape survives the last battle,thanks to Neville & Hermione. Needing a guardian for personal affairs, Augusta Longbottom finds a way to care for him. Au in that Snape lives. Marriage Law Mild warnings for language and adult themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 207,909 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Worst Ever Practical Joke by camnz reviews
Hermione wakes up in an inn room next to a sleeping Lucius Malfoy, not something she ever intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,267 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
All Of Him by angelically-devilish reviews
RemusHermione Remus hadn't meant to do it. It's just that it had been so easy. She had made it easy. And things were going to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
My Kitten by Seom reviews
Sequel to "Kitten." Continues the love story of Hermione and Snape as they begin their life together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Abduction by Ms-Figg reviews
Snape tries to save Hermione from herself by abducting her and giving her the "Treatment." Mature readers only. Adult Content/Graphic Descriptions
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,240 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In the Prefect's Bathroom by Ms-Figg reviews
Hermione goes into the Prefect's bathroom to enjoy a luxury bathing experience, but she's interrupted and has to hide. Adult/sexual content, graphic descriptions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,972 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
Bookends by selmak reviews
Written for the Live Journal hp cross fest. The prompt was - There is a new Weasley on the way! Arthur's the father and Hermione's the mum. How do the Weasleys react?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,840 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Arthur W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Change of Venue 2: Granger Services, Inc by Ms-Figg reviews
This time Hermione is the one with the lucrative private business. She's a very selective paid escort. Snape is interested in her services. Graphic Adult Content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Return to Malfoy Island by imslytherinatheart reviews
Hermione gets upset at the constant comments she recieves from being married to two men and decides she want's to go back to the island for peace and quiet. Sequel to Malfoy Island, LMHGSS, M for adult situations. Please read and review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,492 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Art of Love by wickedswanz reviews
Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Old Dog, New Tricks by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
SiriusHermione - Returning to London after several years abroad, Hermione has done a lot of growing up. Sirius has noticed this too, but he is about to learn that just because he wants something doesn’t mean he can have it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,552 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Bid for Love by trizfores reviews
A bachelor auction is going to be held at Hogwarts. Sev has no way out of it, and has to join. Trelawney wants him. He needs help. Who is he to turn to? Loads of laughs here! SSHG R&R pls. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,517 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Muggle Chewing Gum by angelically-devilish reviews
Gift for KaraSays. He had been watching her all afternoon, but nothing could have prepared him for how much he watched her now, as that tiny pink sticky ball rolled around her mouth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
A Late Night Rendezvous by angelically-devilish reviews
2009 TWIN EXCHANGE FIC OF THE YEAR! Fed up with playing the villain in her recent break-up with Ron, Hermione escapes to the Grimmauld Place kitchen for some solitude. But what girl would turn down the company of a sexy, shirtless Marauder? SiriusHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Inevitable by Eggplant and Caviar reviews
Hermione has always relied on logic, but when she starts having prophetic dreams about a potion that leads you to your soulmate, logic won't matter. She is about to have an encounter with the two things she fears most: Divination and Professor Snape. (Moved to Ashwinder! Please finish story there!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,244 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Sang Froid by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
Hermione is a rare book dealer and Lucius Malfoy makes her an offer she can't refuse. But is there more to this trade than meets the eye? And where does Draco fit into the equation? LM/HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,663 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Hermione G.
The Third Time is the Charm by Secret Nom de Plume reviews
Will Draco ever be the man that Hermione deserves?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 140,763 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Saving your life by lilmisblack reviews
When Hermione is captured by Death Eaters, Severus knows there's only one way to save her. 'What are you doing? ' she asked, her voice shaky. 'Saving your life,' he said, just as he started kissing her neck. Ch 64 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 245,154 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Innocence by Ceredwen reviews
What happens when two people with lives manipulated by the ministry and harmed by pureblood mania decide to fight back? Begins with a marriage law and follows them through their struggles with the wizarding world. Complete! Epilogue to follow. SBHG NC17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 208,415 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Life In Her Shoes by Katrina Puffinstuf reviews
He never knew what it was like to be in her shoes... after a little mishap in his Potions class, he found out, and never could look at her the same way again. hg/ss; one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Filthy Little Mudblood by Lupinswolfie reviews
Hermione was taken by Death Eaters and given to Lucius as a slave. What will become of her as she dabbles in the dark arts and Lord Voldemort as well? Will she save the world? Will she even want to? HermioneLucius and HermioneTom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 111,108 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A Proper Romance by Keryl Raist reviews
My version of WIKTT's Marriage Law. Snape's nicer, but still in character. Yes, it can be done! Hermione's an adult, trying to move on from her grief. Comfort, healing, and romance await. Come, read, and see if you agree with over 1000 positive reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 161,567 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Darkest Desires by Lupinswolfie reviews
Moony growled suddenly. 'This is my only warning, mate. I will have you, whether the human likes it or not. You will give in to me because we are destined to be together and you’ll find you can’t deny me.' COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,087 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Seducing Mr Malfoy by Tina Redwood reviews
Hermione makes a bet that she can get laid by Draco Malfoy within a month. Ridiculously funny things happen. SMUTTY. HILARIOUS. Hermione/Draco, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,774 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The List by Ms-Figg reviews
An angry Hermione makes a list of Snape's attributes. Snape discovers it, and assigns her detention so she can explain it to him. Particularly the last entry. Draco has his own dark designs for Hermione. MF, Lemons, Oral,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 37,915 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
To Own Hermione Granger by shadowglove reviews
DRACOHERMIONEBLAISE. POST WAR. Two Slytherins want the same thing...to own Hermione Granger...Hogwarts will never be the same again...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,844 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Consequences by Loisceles reviews
One Halloween night Hermione saw a figure walk into the forbidden forest and she unwisely followed. HermioneDraco fic. Non compatible with HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 169,622 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Accountable by Dyce reviews
The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,408 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Best Year by Raven2k4 reviews
Hermione undergoes a change in thinking and is determined to enjoy her last year to its fullest. Wacky Hijinks and crazyness ensue leading to a list of amusing new rules for her, friendships with Slytherins, and romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,725 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Spinner's End by missparker85 reviews
Hermione goes to work for Snape at Spinner's End. HGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,704 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Before the Dawn by snarkyroxy reviews
In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 323,413 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 2840 - Favs: 4,240 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How a Single Event Can Change Your Life by Wile reviews
Or how Lucius Malfoy screwed up his revenge and affected a turn of events even he couldn't have expected including a student teacher marriage and a secret Hermione and Severus desperately don't want to become public knowledge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,590 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Heart With No Companion by Michmak reviews
“Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,596 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Restricted Section by secret x reviews
Hermione has a passionate encounter with Snape in the library, feels guilty and tries to stay away but can't resist him. Snape is dark, snarky, charismatic and so sexy with it! He definately stays in character here! Rated R for detailed sex scenes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,123 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 3,592 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete