Kenichi Farfello
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Joined 06-11-09, id: 1966251, Profile Updated: 06-30-11
Author has written 10 stories for Weiss Kreuz, Hellsing, Naruto, Fushigi Yuugi, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Harry Potter.

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Anything You could possibly need to know: Classified

I know, not knowing sucks

Things I like:

Yaoi, Cookies, Sugary things( including me),

stalking people (shhh...jk), Drarry, Snarry, cat-people (like with cute ears and tails)

writing and reading fanfics

My favorite Anime/ Manga:

Junjo Romantica

Gravitation

Hellsing

Weiss Kreuz

Yu Yu Hakusho

Gundam Wing/ 00

Inuyasha

Loveless

Naruto (not shippuden!)

Random Quotes!

Will Rogers-Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. -Van Gogh

Kahlil Gibran-Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

Bitch must die!- Aya Kreuz's OCs

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じしf,)ノ

Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Things that go around, tend to get dizzy and fall over.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. So tie me up and throw me down to show that you like me.

If you ever pretended that something was wrong with you to a complete stranger just for the hell of it, then copy this into your profile.

If you lick knives clean after using them instead of rinsing them off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to inanimate objects, copy this into your profile.

If you try to murder your alarm cloak every morning, copy this into your profile.

If your reading these and thinking; why am I reading these, then copy this into your profile.

If you consider blood a turn on, copy this into your profile.

If you think there should be a blood flavored beverage, copy this into your profile.

is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (So where did the gay people come from...)
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Why do people get married? Normally, in this ADVANCED day and age, we marry for love.

Here in the United States of America, we claim to be the "greatest country on earth"! We have iPods, operations to have triple-D size boobs, liposuction that can make a person lose four hundred pounds, and highly advanced technology.

For the most part, we've gotten rid of religious persecution. We've gotten rid of a lot (but not all) segregation. Why can't we just accept homosexuality?

If you are like me and totally support homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. They are people just like you and me, so don't hate them just because their sexuality is different.

I SUPPORT MARRIAGE FOR LOVE!

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Cheers To a New Life by Tora-Star reviews
Sweden could only find a job as a Kindergarten teacher and the famous Kirkland's little Peter happens to be enrolled into his class. But it is not Mr. Arthur Kirkland who is picking Peter up, it's this angel with the greatest ass Berwald's ever seen. M4LC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,549 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Bleeding Clown by parselslyth reviews
Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape. Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,922 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Husbands For A Week by iluvEdo reviews
Uchiha Sasuke stood in front of the business, ‘Husbands for a Week'. He needed a husband for the week and it didn’t say he had to be female to be a customer. SasuNaru, Yaoi, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,016 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
When You Touch Me by Steppenwoelfin reviews
Severus Snape is forced to marry a mute Harry Potter, who has lost his voice after his latest clash with Voldemort. It is through touch, in many senses, that Severus and Harry slowly get to know each other...Chapter 44 posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 69,767 - Reviews: 2400 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 3,244 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Mother Knows Best by Nefarious61 reviews
Non-magic AU. When Narcissa Malfoy interferes in Draco's life, she changes not only her son's, but another boy's life as well. A boy who has been through more tragedies than he'd care to admit. HPDM Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 247,738 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Jealousy by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Insane Russian Commander Ivan Braginski is the terror of his battalion and his enemies alike. He controls the lives of thousands - but it is the memory of one that controls his own. Tie-in to 'Lily of the Lamplight.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 275 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Russia, China
Wanted: Perfect Mommy Candidate by Loki.1827 reviews
Sasuke, a single father, started having problems when his 5 year old son Itachi asked for a mom. And it became a bigger issue when his son chose a perfectly male blond. Matchmaking and chaos courtesy of a five year old ensue. SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,010 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Wizards Don't Get Mad, They Get Even by HP Slash Luv reviews
Harry walks in on his lover with another. He decides to get revenge with the help of Lucius Malfoy; slash, LM/HP, SS/DM, SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,112 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - [Harry P., Lucius M.] - Complete
Imaginary by believeitgirl reviews
Draco meets a strange boy at his playground that's covered in scars and befriends him. His parents think he's created an imaginary friend but the future this friend brings is more than what anyone expects. Blaine/Neville & Drarry in future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 198,521 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
What men want by Elehyn reviews
A spell failed and here we are. Harry begins to hear what every man is thinking, and his potions mastermind is far from what he had ever imagined. Slash SSHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,257 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Like a Virgin by OllyO111 reviews
Harry has a plan, stay a virgin until he graduates. Severus has a plan, sleep with Potter before graduation. Throw in stubborn deatheaters, weary friends, and meddling godfathers and then what? At least they're in love right? Oh dear we are in trouble...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,444 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Friends, lovers and then parents by Bulma-San17 reviews
A new Law? What will Harry have to say to that and why does Mione and Ron turned their backs in him? what do it have to do with our favorite Potion Master? what is wrong with Albus, Ron and Moine? read and find out... ChapterName/Writing fixed please Review !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,985 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
I just wanted to ask by evil minded reviews
AU / With Voldemort on his back and some other things that always nearly killed him, Harry hadn't had many experiences when it came to – sex. So whom will he ask anything about it the moment he begins to get interested? And how will teachers and students alike react to any outcome of 'the talk? Story contains BDSM and gay things ... thanks for reading and reviewing ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 158,013 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Baby Lion by CanisLupusUmbra reviews
Harry's been doing some extra reading over the summer. This time he's following the rules and hiding something very important from the world. It's going to be a very emotional year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 133,373 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Good Luck With Your Future by dreykar reviews
Batman and The Joker agree to work together, with help from their older selves back in time from 25yrs in the future, to prevent the mob taking over Gotham permanently. Now with Scarecrow helping them out things are more complicated than ever B/J SC/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 143,112 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Not Over Yet by seditionary reviews
Can Bruce Wayne find a way to save the Joker from himself? Can a man with no rules capture the heart of Gotham's hero? And will the Joker's time in Arkham save him...or break him? Batman/Joker. Mature content.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,002 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Pipes by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto is alone in his apartment when he realizes that he can hear the man upstairs singing through the pipes in the bathroom. Is it possible to start a relationship based on how much you like someone's voice? SasuNaru, AU, TWO-SHOT, Naru & Sasu POVs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,514 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's Purely Carnal by HannahMCR reviews
An AU HP/SS. Snape receives a vistor late at night who is not who he seems to be. Will he and Harry survive? Rated M for strong language, underage sex slash and drinking. Disclaimer: I am not JKR, and do not own any of the HP-verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,821 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Pains and Contradictions by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP. Slash. When Harry begins to break under the pressures of death and prophesy, help arrives from an unlikely quarter: Snape. Despite their own doubts, manipulations from all sides and hapless interventions combine to bring their two souls together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 312,846 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Muse by lostvoices reviews
non magic, Harry goes to boarding school and during his hol’s he lives with Remus. Remus is an editor of a well known printing label. Severus is a renowned Romance novelist who is in search of a muse… maybe he’ll find what he’s looking for…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,151 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Camping With My Professor by Ashii Black reviews
In a slight AU, the seventh years go on a camping trip with Professor Severus Snape as their chaperone. What happens when he and Harry have to share a tent together? Warning for Snarry slash. Lighthearted and playful!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,420 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
I'm Not Loving It by Green Sprout reviews
Russiamerica, read the warnings. From a simple trip on escaping the heat, America gets way over his head when Ivan decides that the nation is his new 'lover.' Every freaking chapter is a lemon and there are too many kinks to mention!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,469 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - America, Russia
Drunken Night by Green Sprout reviews
"Never again will I drink with you guys! NEVER AGAIN!" RussiamericaCanada pwp threesome fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Playtime by Jacquzy reviews
In which Germany has a closet full of bondage gear "just in case," and Italy wears a maids' dress. De-anon from the Kink Meme. Polished somewhat, but no differences to the "plot."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,513 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
When two people love each other by NeuroticNerd reviews
Are Harry and Snape supposed to do the whole babies and marriage thing? And if they are, how come Harry keeps panicking everytime someone mentions it? Sequel to Wanting You, but can be read separately. SS/HP SB/OC HG/RW minor HP/DT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,795 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In the Middle of the Highway by LemonFerret reviews
A yaoi/slash take on the Batman vs. Joker highway scene in The Dark Knight. Batman/Joker. "His whole head twitched with the force of each word as he growled, 'C'mon c'mon, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. C'mon, hit me."
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
owned by the slytherins by 4ever Draco's misstress reviews
Harry and Draco make a bet. what happens after Harry lost? what were the terms? very dark. WARNING for:bondage/slash/SADISTIC themes. do ot read if any othe these things offend you. To have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,632 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Addition Alley Christmas by oliver.snape reviews
A senile shop visitor sets Harry up with her reclusive son as a shop competition between Harry and the Weasleys rages, and love blossoms around. Postwar, ignores HP7, SSHP. Inspired by too many Love Actually viewings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,390 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Something Else by AvalonAri reviews
Ichi and Chad go to a singles party and an unknown woman slips something into Ichi's drink and Chad can't stop him in time. Is it because of the drug or the booze that things get hot all of a sudden? Ichi/Chad yaoi. Rated for a reason. dont like dont read
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,545 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Ichigo K., Chad/Y. Sado - Complete
When I Think About You by Lady Vignette reviews
The Joker works off his sexual tension in an unusual way. Batman/Joker slash, Masturbation. R&R
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Spanish Discipline by Innatzu reviews
"Besáme. Dime que me amas" Antonio growled, his hands now gripping Romano's hips. His native tongue brushed erotically against skin, tingling his nerves. Romano never knew his lover could be so roughly dominant. Extra Hardcore Smut. Spain x Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Even When he Smiles by AppleCoreCandyBox reviews
Secrets can be kept for only so long, especially those that are gift wrapped in an disarming smile. :cutting, self-abuse themes, no yaoi pairings: DISCONTINUED DUE TO PERSONAL TROUBLES
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,473 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
I'm A Slave For You by Black Gargie reviews
AU fic. Lucius made Severus join a slave trade auction party, in which Severus bought a slave out of sheer whim. What is it about that slave that attracts him so? HPxSS, DMxRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 361,790 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Beast Within by SlytherinFreake reviews
Harry has a secret. Snape wants to know. When he does, is it victory, or a whole new secret? Warnings, Pairings, and Disclaimer can be found in Chapter 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,545 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Scars by FuchsiasAttic reviews
Sorry I'm horrible with titles. So in this story, Bruce comes home from a night of drinking and finds an uninvited guest in his room...what will happen from there? You must read and find out! :-D Rating will go up soon! Slash! Disclaimer: I own nothing
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,639 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Banana Cream Puffs by ArsenicAngel reviews
Severus can't resist the sound of Parseltongue, even though he doesn't understand it. Harry slips into the language in a moment of exhaustion. Will he get what he asks for, or something completely different? Slash, HP/SS, one-shot, smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Gotham Boys by seditionary reviews
The Joker has escaped from Arkham, but doesn't feel very well. Batman is called in to re-capture him and discovers a terrifying secret. Can he get the madman back without endangering the citizens of Gotham? Slash, smut. Dr. Crane has a cameo appearance.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,130 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
When Love Calls by Emrys MK reviews
When Harry finds Snape's journal, he discovers a secret that will change his life, but there are other revelations to come... more than he or anyone else could ever imagine. Re-post from 2003
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 230,283 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Tainted Love by TomiSama04 reviews
After a bad breakup, Jack Spicer decides to live with the Xiaolin Monks and finds comfort and love in the last place he'd expect. [JackxRai][JackxChase][Slash]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,713 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Jack, Raimundo
In Memory's Wake by cocoa-snape reviews
Through hardship, Snape and Harry have found each other. But as Snape’s demons reemerge, can their relationship survive? And when the unthinkable happens, Harry begins to wonder whether Snape wants to forget or needs to. HPSS Slash, Sequel to LotDSoM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,946 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Inter Vivos by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Life alters drastically for Harry, Draco, and Snape after the Parseltongue incident in second year. Sometimes, all it takes is one impulsive throwing of a stone to send ripples of change through several lives. HP-SS mentorfic, HPDM slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 263,213 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Behind Insanity by Cainy reviews
BRUCExJOKER SLASH! The Joker knows Batman's true identity. Now, Bruce must his break his one rule to protect his secret, or find some way get through to the madman before it's too late. Can Bruce see past the make-up and find the man behind the insanity?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,320 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
You Complete Me by Avada Cait-davra reviews
The real story of the Joker's scars, and what Batman has to do with it. What happens in a police interrogation room, doesnt always stay there. M for sex, slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Asylum by lazycrazykitten reviews
One day while his relatives were sleeping, he snuck into their bedroom and grabbed his uncle’s shotgun from the closet. I heard it was a really gruesome scene by the time the police got there.” HP/SS. SLASH. Crazy!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,663 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
That Butler, So Seme by Seshka reviews
A butler's job requires skill, order, a sense of duty and LOVE?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
I'm Too Sexy by MissCloud reviews
The Joker is once again interrogated by Batman... but said clown finds a way to spice it up a little. Slash. Joker/Batman
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Mr Potter by DreamsReality reviews
Harry lands himself a good chunk of detentions. With who else but Severus Snape. When they collide, who will give in first? Does contain Slash. Harry Potter and Severus Snape.. Chapter eleven is very detailed. If you have any issues, don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,546 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Marriage laws by MarauderNextGen reviews
Harry and Hermione are among students who are faced after the war with forced arranged marriages from the ministry. When former death eaters enter the mix, will either of them survive these unions. HP/SS, HG/LM, DT/OC slash, non con, viol.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 110,990 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Remedial potions a dream come true by B2J reviews
warnings: spanking, whipping, heavy SLASH, threesome, your kind of story. Harry/Lucius/Severus. Shall I say any more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13402 - Favs: 7,267 - Follows: 6,070 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Detention Club by kirraluv reviews
All of Harry's friends have crushes on teachers...Harry has more. Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,080 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Angels Suicide by XBrokenxBallerinaX reviews
Naruto is tired of the way he is treated. He decides to give up on life itself. Sorry if I spelt anything wrong. READ IT . PLEASE REVIEW. I LIKE CRITSIZM
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry and Snape go to Pen Island by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Harry asks Snape to read him a bedtime story. Pure smut with a twist at the end. SSHP oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,975 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Light on the Dark Side of Me by cocoa-snape reviews
Harry comes into his sexuality & discovers he wants Snape. Intense occlumency lessons pull these 2 together, but is Snape too troubled or too dark to return HP's affections? DE meetings & Dumbledore stir the already boiling pot, HPSS Slash, Angst COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,522 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Bonds of Water by Heather68 reviews
Harry Potter has never been entranced by music before now, but he is willing to do anything to learn how to play the same melody, even if it means learning from Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,139 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snape's Home Remedies by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is forced to seek treatment when he develops a horrific cold and ends up with WAY more than he bargained for! Slash warning! This fic contains MATURE adult content and is my one and only Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Whiskey Kisses by lilviorX reviews
Clay has a few too many whiskeys. Jack gets his wish. There'll be more than a hangover to deal with in the morning. ClayJack SLASH !COMPLETE!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,920 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Clay, Jack - Complete
Dry Lips by Notorious George Weasley reviews
[Gaara uke, Shikamaru seme][Choji and Ino together minorly] Shikamaru thinks Love is too troublesome, Gaara thinks you should only love yourself, but once they start talking about it, they find that having someone make you realize Love's true potential
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,361 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Desires by Jaded Angel8 reviews
Snape finally gets the DADA. But not how he expected he would. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,702 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Not Myself by Terion reviews
COMPLETE. AU fic. Harry Potter is left as an orphan on the streets of London. Yet when he finds himself in the home of a family of wizards, he finds that he's a wizard. And not just any wizard...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 184 - Words: 416,441 - Reviews: 5075 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Severus Snape, Computer Hacker by Davenrood reviews
7th years Hermione and Harry sneak computers into the school and invent the HogwartsNet. When Snape finds out, he decides to have some fun...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,313 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/22/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Revenge comes to those who wait by Allohamorah reviews
completed HPSS slash -- Severus is forced to participate in Hogwart's teacher auction and is bought by an eager Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,333 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Wishes are for Dreamers by Yih reviews
[Complete HPxSS] AU. The Make A Wish Foundation grants wishes for terminally ill children. The day of Harry's 18th birthday, he gets a wish of a lifetime granted to meet his idol, his inspiration the musical prodigy, Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,936 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Love a Master by moraco reviews
To love a master...a potions master. This is just an interesting little story that will end in tragedy about our young Harry Potter falling in love. Harry/Severus *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,264 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/26/2003 - Published: 12/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Graduation Surprise reviews
For Snape's birthday. a few days late, but still wonderful. Review please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Ballad of a Hogwarts Christmas
Harry and Snape have an exciting holiday. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bloody Kisses reviews
Farfarello is not quite what he seems. Is he a monster? Or is he something else...something much diiferent then what we all know? Farf and Omi lemon in later chapters. I know I suck at summeries but don't judge me on that...
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Farfarello, Omi T.
Alone With You reviews
Ken just keeps getting his heart broken again and again, is there any way for him to find True Love? A sequel to my other story Alone Again
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Ken H. - Complete
Kaiba and Joey's Super Special Awesome Adventure reviews
Kaiba and Joey discover new sides to themselves and form a relationship. This is total crack. I blame cookies...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - K. Jounouchi, Seto K.
Masking the Truth
Chichiri may seem happy and fun-loving to everybody, but Tasuki knows the truth. Will he be able to get his feelings across to Chichiri before its too late?
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Chichiri, Tasuki
Alone Again reviews
Ken's darkest secret has been discovered. He finds himself once again, all alone.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Ken H.
Dreams reviews
Orochimaru's feeling lonely. He only wants to be happy, but can that happen? This is my view of Orochimaru. if you don't like for him to be angsty, then don't read it
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya - Complete
Sinning reviews
Father Alexander goes for a night time stroll, but he's not alone...Alucard shows up to teach him the finer points of sin.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Alexander, Alucard
When I Think About You reviews
The day is over and Crawford is left alone to think about his teammates. A certain thought seems to draw in a special telepath like a fly to honey.What will happen to Crawford now...
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - B. Crawford, Schuldig