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Joined 06-11-09, id: 1966562, Profile Updated: 11-05-09
Author has written 7 stories for NCIS, Law and Order, and In Plain Sight.

Currently on hiatus. Sorry, I know I have a incomplete story still hanging there. Fanfiction is the thing I do after I'm done with school, dance, work, student council and all the other clubs I'm in, and sleep. Maybe Thanksgiving break? Passing Junior year is my main priority now, considering this time next year I'll be applying for college.

Heyyy :)

I'm Katie, a teenager from New England, in the good ole USA. I'm a junior in high school, meaning I only have two more years left of that stupid place. I'm Catholic, and it's a very important part of my life. I appreciate the good Grace of God, even though I do not deserve it. I already have what I want with my future planned out, unlike some people my age. I want to study criminal justice or forensics at a college far away, preferable somewhere warm, and then become an FBI agent or detective in a big city, like NYC, DC, or Boston. I've wanted to do that for a long time now.

I'm really peppy, have a high pitched voice, and I'm pretty nice to everyone I meet. Everyone tells me I should be a cheerleader, but I can't do all the stunts. However, I do dance. I've been taking jazz and ballet for 10 years, and I just started hip hop recently. I'm pretty much hyper all the time, and you gotta do something really bad to get me to be bitchy. I'm not really a girly girl, and I love sports. Baseball, hockey, football, and soccer are my favorite sports. My favorite teams are the Boston Red Sox, Montreal Canadians, New England Patriots, and Manchester United. Sometimes I would much rather hang out with boys and watch sports or tell dirty sex jokes then hang out with girls and gossip or bitch about stuff. Also, in case you haven't noticed, I swear like a sailor, so pardon my French. I try to keep it under control, but sometimes it just slips.

My favorite shows are NCIS, Bones, In Plain Sight, and Law and Order: SVU. I'll probably write mostly for NCIS, with a little bit of Bones, since I just started watching SVU and IPS.

I'll write Tiva, Booth/Bones, and Marshall/Mary, with a little bit of McAbby and Jibbs or Hodgela mixed in, but those will be the major focus. I may take requests to put something in the story if I think I can work it in, but mostly I think of my own ideas.

I love doing these things...

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm FEMALE, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I am COMMUNIST, so I MUST be a controlling dictator who torture people.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big ASSETS.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm QUIET so I MUST be timid and shy.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm of MIXED ANCESTRY so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I Love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool. (This is half me)
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring
I LIKE to sit back and just watch other peoples interactions, so i MUST be a stalker/murderer/rapist.

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Second Chances by sienna27 reviews
Universe D: Story 1 of 1 - Spin off of "Falling in Love with a Girl" - Hotch and Emily sleep together the night he gets his divorce papers. Birth control fails and they get pregnant.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,461 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 6/22/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Calleth You Cometh I by TTTGF reviews
Hotch & Emily meet while Hotch is working for Emily's mother. What happens when they meet up again at the BAU? The twist: every FFN genre will be represented by one chapter each. Hotchityhotchhotch writes even chapters, SussiRay writes odds. AH/CRACKFIC.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,890 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 1/31/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
The Pact by purpleheart10 reviews
Carly and Freddie make a pact that when they're both still single when Carly reaches 26, they're going to marry each other. CREDDIE. A multi-chapter story.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 104,079 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Freddie B., Carly S. - Complete
Treading Water by Mechabeira reviews
"You can still swim, can't you? You're going to have to tow her in, DiNozzo. We aren't going to let her just tread water."
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,744 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Sacrifices and Saviors by babygurl0506 reviews
Chapter 32 "To Hell...And Back" "Nameless, Faceless"/ FOYET CHAPTER is up! He pulled her close and pressed his lips to her ear, "Just think about it, Emily." Her eyes stayed shut as her mouth opened slightly, her hot breath dancing across his neck, "Okay." Hotch and Emily. Begins with 3x02.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,892 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Can't Forget You by C-Rokkk reviews
Tony has a secret, and the team is worried about him. Ziva is the only one that gets to the truth. TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,016 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 2/27/2011 - [Tony D., Ziva D.]
I Don't Give Up That Easily by mandolin28 reviews
Rachel returns from her New York visit a week after Finn put her on that train. She gets her turn to speak and forces a compromise that takes them both on a journey full of love, intrigue, and the revelation of some long hidden secrets that threaten to rock Finn's world. But, through it all one thing remains solid... Their love and commitment to each other.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,736 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Hidden from Sight by Betty BOKOR reviews
Mary/Marshall. Mary wakes up after the shooting and everything starts to change. Spoilers: All episodes, including Second Season Finale.
In Plain Sight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 68,888 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Marshall M., Mary S. - Complete
My Girl by angel-death-dealer reviews
As she dies, Alicia Ryan leaves Tony a parting gift; the daughter he's never known. Determined he can't be a father, it's up to his team, his true family, to prove that he's capable of raising three-year-old Penny. Tiva and McAbby
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 79 - Words: 285,532 - Reviews: 3853 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Separation Anxiety by VioletHills reviews
Kate is given guardianship of a friend's one-year-old daughter. Castle tries to help in his own unique way. Chaos and fluff ensues.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 100,560 - Reviews: 2511 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Kate B., Rick C.
As Good As On Paper COMPLETE! by Bren Williams reviews
If you want a story that feels realistic, and will make you laugh as well as cry, than this one is for you. Drama mixed with fun, romance, and unexpected developments for Castle and Beckett.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,796 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Mutual Benefits by Brandywyne Walker reviews
After overhearing a conversation between Prentiss and Todd, Hotch sees his own isolation in his team mate and proposes a solution to solve both their problems. What happens when things take a turn he didn't plan?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,867 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
All This Time by hotchityhotchhotch reviews
Hotch and Emily have both left the BAU for their own reasons. As a last-ditch effort to glue their little family back together, JJ asks them to do something that will carry more significance than any of them ever would have expected. Rated M according to FFN's content guidelines. Contains some adult language and themes. COMPLETE.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 368,530 - Reviews: 3112 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
A Place in This World by YourRoyalC-RokHighness reviews
Sequel to 'International Affairs' Tony and Ziva start planning their wedding. Meanwhile, in the midst of recovering from previous events, Ziva keeps a secret from Tony. Your Royal Highness and C-Rokkk co-authorship. TIVA!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 147,464 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Tread Softly by sarramaks reviews
Set between seasons 6 & 7, charting the return of Emily Prentiss to the team, and the demise of Doyle. Spoilers for season 6. Hotch/Prentiss. Updated Sept 17. Genres should include angst & espionage too!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,544 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Notorious Silver Screen Fan Fic Challenge by Tigereye77 reviews
When Prentiss is asked to go undercover, it forces Hotch to face his feelings for her and gives Seaver a chance to prove herself with the team. My challenge parameters required me to make Seaver a main character, but definitely a H/P story here too.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,276 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The grave soul by solveariddle reviews
AU Season Six with spoilers for 6x17 Valhalla and 6x18 Lauren. Ian Doyle goes after Emily, and she has to decide how far she will go to protect her team and especially Hotch. Rating due to the rather unusual set-up of the story.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,692 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Unconventional Truths by Rosajean reviews
Ambassador Prentiss has a secret that is about to drastically change Emily's life. H/P eventually. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 66,797 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Marriage in the Mission by LJLanham reviews
Another AU of what could have happened when Brennan returned from Maluku with a big secret...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,092 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Taming of the Two: A Tony & Ziva Love Story by rekkidbraka reviews
The ongoing romantic / comedic / angsty adventures of Tony DiNozzo and Ziva David. CHAPTER form. UPDATE: "Loca" - Deeks? Jealous of Tony? NCIS:LA xover. TIVA meets Kensi/Deeks
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 208 - Words: 231,342 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Coming Back Home by SussiRay reviews
Emily has been away from the BAU for five years. When she returns she brings a big surprise with her... especially for Hotch. 44 chapters of Hotly angst and romance. COMPLETE
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 79,688 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Fear of flying by nyte-nurs reviews
A little bit of Prentiss/Hotch angsty fluff, added some Morgan in the latest chapter. Rated T for case content.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,714 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Z She'd Been Drinking Too Much Eggnog Complete by Fanatical Writer reviews
After too much to drink at the bureau's annual Christmas party, Emily Prentiss wakes up in Hotch's bed, much to her surprise...but not his!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,239 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Run by angel-death-dealer reviews
Sequel to SAVE US. Tony and Ziva are raising Shai and new daughter Rhia together, away from the threat of Ziva's father. But when something else, something more deadly, threatens their family, can the four of them survive? COMPLETE
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,105 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Dangerous Game by The Rockerbabe reviews
History was about to repeat itself for Detective Louis Fitch as a case from the past comes back to haunt him…Set in my "Bailamos/Rhythm Divine" Universe
Detroit 1-8-7 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - L. Fitch, A. Sanchez - Complete
No Regrets by charlienotcharlotte reviews
One Shot. What happens after Boxed In when Ziva takes Tony home? What if it's something bigger than either could have dreamed? TIVA-centric, somewhat AU...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
An Unexpected Assignment by zatl reviews
What happens when our favorite team gets sent off to therapy? This is just a little idea I couldn't help but put onto paper. It's my first fic, so be nice. Major TIVA plus a little McAbby and Jibbs. Rated T just to be safe. R&R!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,988 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
What Was Left Unsaid by ExcellentDriver reviews
Booth and Brennan come back from their sabbatical year with huge news, but none of them is exactly what the other was expecting to hear. Post Season 5 Finale.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,569 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
When the Blue of the Night by sarramaks reviews
The team are in danger as one of their own is attacked. To find the UnSub, they must profile themselves as victims, as well as maintaining a sense of normality as they attempt to find a killer preying on the most vulnerable. Complete!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 159,302 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
My Manic & I by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
With a serial killer on the loose, Tony and Ziva are sent undercover. As a happily married couple.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,872 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Love in the Return by Eternal Destiny 304 reviews
Season six. B/B return, picking up where they left off with work and friendship. She wants more but thinks she's lost her chance. He wants more but can't risk scaring her away again. NOW COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,300 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Hello, Apathy by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
It was complicated, as Ziva had stated plenty of times. However, with the sudden appearance of Tony, everything needs to be straightened out before they go back to normal. Eventual Tiva. Warning: FF took out my break marks.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,038 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Making Mistakes by Embolalia reviews
Chapter 7: Shalom. Ziva finally faces her father. *Follows Making Exceptions and Making Rules*
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,415 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
The American Way by Penelope Louise reviews
AU High School. Ziva is an exchange student from Israel and finds herself staying with Abby. The team make their way through high school with more than their fair share of love won, love lost and interesting situations. Tiva, Kibbs, Kari, McAbby.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010
Making Rules by Embolalia reviews
Chapter 10: Don't Walk Away. A rule they can't agree to...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,006 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
And Then, It's Called Grace by Autumn Dae reviews
It’s been five years since Ziva had seen anyone from NCIS. She left one day, and never came back. When she finds herself entangled with the team once more, the past begins to haunt, and she must face the one man she promised she’d never see again. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,584 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Alphabetical by baylop reviews
A series of drabbles and ficlets, taking a look in and around the lives of the Season 20 characters from A to Z.
Law and Order - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - C. Rubirosa, M. Cutter - Complete
The Prodigal by Fluffy-CSI reviews
Just when things are getting interesting between Tony and Ziva, someone from the past breaks back into his life. Tiva. Incidental S7 spoilers, nothing major.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,321 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Idioms! by madame.alexandra reviews
A series of one-shots chronicling Ziva David, a.k.a crazy ninja mossad chick, and her continuing struggles with the english language.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 33,737 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Ziva D. - Complete
That's What She Said by madame.alexandra reviews
How many every-day prhases in the English language have a sexual connotation? Simply ask one Leroy Jethro Gibbs who, amongst isinuations, double entendres, and general inapprorpiate-ness, can't seem to keep his foot out of his mouth today.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Far into the Yellow Wood by wildpeace reviews
If you could change one thing to spare someone pain, would you? Metro Detective Anthony DiNozzo meets Israeli Prima Ballerina Ziva David, and nothing is ever the same again.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,613 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The DiNozzo Diaries 3 by rekkidbraka reviews
Sequel to "The DiNozzo Diaries 1 & 2." Special Agent Tony DiNozzo's most private thoughts and desires revealed, chapter by chapter. TIVA. Warning: Intense sexual content in some chapters. No slash. HIATUS FOR NOW. WILL RETURN.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,732 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Waking Up in Vegas by LoryLynn1186 reviews
They can't remember the last 24 hours. That can't be good. Inspired by Katy Perry's song. RATING CHANGE FOR CHAPTER 6!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,128 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Consequences of Love and War by Sashile reviews
Casefic. Follows "Truths and Covert Lies", which follows "Of Jews and Gentiles". A Navy physician is abducted from Afghanistan, and in the course of the investigation, things are discovered, both about the case and the team investigating it. Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 100,080 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Look After You by YourRoyalC-RokHighness reviews
Tony and Ziva are sent to Italy with the FBI to stakeout a terrorist. As they get closer to the terrorist, Tony and Ziva's feelings for each other are tested. Your Royal Highness and C-Rokkk co-authorship. TIVA!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,265 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Delivery by GRACE5 reviews
Tiva. 2 years after "Aliyah" Gibbs gets a delivery on his doorstep in the form of a toddler.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,986 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Fury and Flames by Runa Rose Dempsey reviews
Hell hath no fury like Stan's inspectors scorned. No one messes with his marshals. No one. Death. Fighting. Fun. Things going "BOOM". Ch 8: Mary, Marshall, Bobby, ABQ's local LEO's, a gym, and testosterone. What could go wrong? *On HOLD*
In Plain Sight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,731 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Mary S., Marshall M.
Falling Apart by Autumn Dae reviews
The silence of the building echoed the pain he felt inside, screaming at him to get up, to do something, to stop wallowing and to change the facts. It wasn’t supposed to happen this way. She wasn’t supposed to die. Tiva. NOW FINISHED.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 57,202 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Tangled Up by brightblue reviews
In the wake of Judgment Day, Tony and Ziva finally admit their feelings for one another. But as oceans, miles, and intelligence organizations come between them, will they ever find their way back together again? AU from Judgment Day. Sequel to Tether.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,180 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Reccurence by your royal highness reviews
Sequel to 'Thousand Miles' After a fluke incident, Tony meets his real Dad in the midst of fixing his relationship with Ziva. But will a fatal disaster strike as he mends two relationships? TIVA
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,080 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Waking Up In Vegas by Rose DiVerona reviews
The morning after solving a case in Las Vegas, Tony and Ziva wake up in bed...together. With little to no memory of what happened the night before. TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Iris by Burning 'Til There's Dark Blue reviews
Some things just happen. You just have to wait. Tiva. Post-Aliyah AU.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
As Time Went By by SuzyH82 reviews
When Gibbs discovers Tony and Ziva have broken 'Rule No.12', Tony gets transferred to running his own team in Rota, Spain. Slightly AU and set 5 years later, when Tony and Ziva must work together again when a case crosses both their paths.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,745 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Marshall Mann's Guide to Exotic Animals by Runa Rose Dempsey reviews
The fruits of a very bored writer who watches Eps 1-4 over and over again non-stop. Marshall X Mary. Ch 7: "Motherhood is a beautiful thing. Nothing is greater then watching a mother with her children...or their fierce ability to protect them."
In Plain Sight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,260 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Marshall M., Mary S. - Complete
Forever Tomorrow by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
Six years ago, she vanished; dropped right off the face of the earth. Tony didn't know what to do, other than raise their child not knowing her own mother. Tiva, established Jibbs, slight Kari & McAbby. AU!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,300 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
All Our Friends See by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
They each thought something different of Tony and Ziva, saw them in different lights, and in different situations. Tiva through the eyes of their co-workers, friends, and not so friends. One Shot collection.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,738 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Stains and Pains by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
All because of some ketchup, a very well placed stain on Ziva's shirt causes quite the commotion in the bullpen. Basically humor and the team.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
The DiNozzo Diaries 2 by rekkidbraka reviews
Sequel to "The DiNozzo Diaries." Special Agent Tony DiNozzo's most private thoughts and desires revealed, chapter by chapter. TIVA. Warning: Intense sexual content in some chapters. No slash. PART 2 COMPLETE. CONTINUES IN PART 3.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,576 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
The Heart of Love by HeartsOfTheBeasts reviews
Marshall's toast forces Mary to confront why she didn't tell him about the engagement, and why she even agreed to the engagement in the first place. Spoilers for several episodes and strong T for swearing.
In Plain Sight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
Story 8: Conflict Resolution by Bluey 123 reviews
TIVA... TIVA... TIVA... After Tony betrays Ziva's trust they have a hard road to travel to get back on track. A surprise alone the way makes their decision even harder.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,616 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
International Affairs by YourRoyalC-RokHighness reviews
Sequel to "Beach House"; Tony's past comes back to haunt him and Ziva is requested back to Israel for unknown reasons. Your Royal Highness & C-Rokkk co-authorship. TIVA!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 137,524 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Runaway by Penelope Louise reviews
Set in high school. Ziva runs away after being bullied about being Jewish and Israeli. Tony gets involved after Gibbs is in charge of finding her...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,350 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
When You Say Nothing At All by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
Actions can speak louder than words, and for Tony and Ziva words have no meaning at all sometimes. Tiva through the basic five senses, mainly fluff.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Girl Next Door by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
Ziva is a foreign exchange student from Israel. Tony is the boy living next door. Their junior year of high school will change their lives forever. Tiva & McAbby & Jibbs & Kari. High School Setting.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,355 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
When you're with him, be yourself. Totally, completely, sometimes even bizarrely yourself.' - Serena Kim, Glamour Magazine. Fourteen things she does that he loves. Tiva fluff!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,427 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The DiNozzo Diaries by rekkidbraka reviews
Special Agent Tony DiNozzo's most private thoughts and desires revealed, chapter by chapter. TIVA. Warning: Intense sexual content in some chapters. No slash. PART 1 COMPLETE. CONTINUES IN PART 2.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,953 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Truths and Covert Lies by Sashile reviews
Follows "Of Jews and Gentiles". Eli David is hiding a secret from the rest of the world and asks for Ziva's help, forcing them and everyone they're associated with on a path that tests loyalties around the globe. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 105,411 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
All We Are by Autumn Dae reviews
Ziva stood silently, her eyes moving from object to object, face to face, until they finally and unwillingly landed on the bed. Tony. Ziva’s eyes welled as she looked over the burnt body lying there. He couldn’t be dead. He couldn’t be gone. TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,421 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Choices, Choices, Choices by Silent Falling Rain reviews
Tony and Ziva arguing over what color to paint the nursery! A cute, fluffy, tiva one-shot
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
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iPod Challenge reviews
My late offering to the iPod Challenge. Rated T to be safe. M/M for sure.
In Plain Sight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Mary S., Marshall M. - Complete
Christmas reviews
Response to the LiveJournal Holiday Drabble Challenge. Mike/Connie fluff
Law and Order - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - C. Rubirosa, M. Cutter - Complete
Duty reviews
What would happen if Tony enlisted in the Marine Corps Reserves seven years ago, and was needed for active duty in Afghanistan? He would need to leave the entire team behind, including Ziva. AU, rated T as a precaution. Eventual TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,555 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Two Years reviews
Two years ago, Tony left without saying a word to anyone. Now he's back to face the music, but things have changed. Will he be able to handle it? TIVA one shot. Rated T as a precaution.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Girl With The Long Brown Hair reviews
The girl with the long brown hair turned around, and McGee was met with a familiar face. A short little TIVA one shot, T to be safe.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
We'll Never Know reviews
Tony didn't want to go to autopsy - he knew what was there. Just an angsty TIVA one shot. MAJOR character death. Please read and review, I suck at summaries. Rated T just to be safe.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Casual reviews
Tony and Ziva have been casualy dating for four months. Then something changes them forever. First Fanfic.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,430 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete