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Hey ppls if u havent already noticed im a HUGE twilight fan hence the name emmiecullen0195.

Just a quick sidenote for anyone who hasn't heard by now (August 12, 2011), maybe I'm the last one to find out, but Nikki Reed is engaged to Paul Mcdonald!!!!! That's great for her but honestly part of me was pulling for her and Kellan Lutz. Either way congrats to Nikki and Paul!!!!!!


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Just For Fun:

List twelve of your favourite characters from Twilight:

1. Jacob

2. Jasper

3. Alice

4. Renesmee

5. Emmett

6. Seth

7. Edward

8. Rosalie

9. Esme

10. Carlisle

11. Bella

12. Charlie

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Seth/Bella not yet and not really

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Well I wouldn't call a girl hot but Renemsee is pretty

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Charlie got Rosalie pregnant? Well Emmett would kick his a$$, Rosalie would get what she wanted, Bella would be an aunt and sister to her sister-in-law's daughter, and Charlie would be a pedophile!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Esme? Yes, but not many

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Jasper and Seth EWWW!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Emmett and Emse or Emmett and Carlisle? Ummm...well I'll have to say Esme

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making-out?

Edward walked in on Jasper and Charlie? Well he'd probably go to Italy

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Alice sees a vision of Carlisle and a nurse :O

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Jacaob and Rosalie? That would be extremely interesting!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Edward and Charlie? Befriending the Cold One

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hot n Cold or Barbie Girl

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Jacob, Seth, Charlie? I don't think a warning would be needed

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Emmett? not too long ago

Sorry Prince Charming i fell for Jacob Black

Screw my Princess Dream. I wanna be Bella Swan

Come on Edward BITE ME!! Please??

I wanna ask the hottest guy in my school if he is a werewolf/shapeshifter!

When Little Girls wanted to be ballerinas i wanted to be a vampire

If i could dream i would dream of you and im not ashamed of it

- Edward Cullen

I like my men Cold, Dead, and Sparkly

im starting to wear Glitter Again :)

Thanks Stephanie Meyer now ill never find the right man!

Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner!

Dear Jacob,

I Win!,


Dear Edward,

I kissed your wife. I imprinted on your daughter. We're getting married.

Who is the winner now?!,


My Fictional boyfriend can outrun cheeteahs! ( Can yous? )

Silver Volvo, WHERE?!

Pale is the new Tan

Breakfast time for the human

Did you seriously just stamp your foot?

I leave my bedroom window open for Edward (or Jacob (=)

Jasper Hale LAUGHS at your mood ring

I Bit a pillow... Or 2

Say that again and i will give you a papercut right in front of Jasper

I Need Harry Potter's magic to get Jacob Black out of the book and inside my room!

Screw Santa, i want Jacob Black to come down my chimney

Blondes may have more fun but Edward prefers Brunettes

Eat. Sleep. Read Twilight ( Repeat )

I Could live without food but i would die without my daily dosis of Twilight

I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but Alice is always at his window with a bat waiting for me, how does she kn- Oh Right..

I Could Walk Home Faster Then This Truck Moves!

Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. What obsession?

On my wall there is “New Moon “print where i threw the book at the wall when Edward left Bella.

What if im not the superhero, what if im the bad guy?
- Edward Cullen

Wanted: Edward Cullen

Crime: Dazzling Me

Description :Absolutely perfect, gorgeous, and may sparkle

height - 6'2"

Hair - Bronze

Eye - depends on level of thirst

Reward: Everything i own!

Girl living in a fairy tale:
Mom is my prince charming riding on his horse here yet?

Girl living in an even BETTER fairy tale:

Mom is my sparkly vampire here riding in his silver volvo here yet?

Edward: Technically i cant sleep with you

Bella: Very Mature Edward...

So let me get this straight... Forks is a real town, But Edward Cullen isn't real. DANG IT! Why cant it be the other way around??

adrenaline rush ( you can google it )

Dracula? pfft More like Edward Cullen!

Let me dance with my little sister this may be the last time i get to make her blush

- Emmett Cullen

Twilight. Because we all secretly own 2 copies

Speed car is on: 80

Edward: I hate driving slow!

Edward Cullen. giving girls unrealistic expectations for guys since 1901.

If i buy a silver volvo do i get Edward Cullen with it?

Yea i actually googled adrenaline rush :)

Sarcasm. It's easier then actually having to deal with stupid people

I bet you dont even laugh when you say LOL

What if everyone else was weird and im the normal one

People that dont know me think im quiet people that do wish i was

The Snack That smiles back... until you bite their head off

sacarsm: The body's natural defense against stupid

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Your a great friend but if the zombies chase us, im tripping you

Not only do i fall down the stairs i trip up them aswell, now that takes some skills!

- bites rainbow - That does not taste like skittles!

I didn't slap you, i high-fived you in the face

Why are there no fat stickman?

Obviously the person who said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

Daughter of a Breast Cancer survivor

Im not scared of lions, tigers, and bears... - sees a bug - AH BUG RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!


1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.



If I could have you back


Shes got a boyfriend now


I belong to you


Teardrops on my guitar


A million miles an hour




I miss you


Life on earth


Some hearts


How to lose a girl


Still in love with you


The getaway


Video girl


The only exception


Kids of the future




Temporary home


Generation Love

Emmett Cullen
Stronger than you since 1915.

Edward Cullen
Sexier than you since 1901.

Jasper Hale
Smoother than you since 1843.

Bella Swan
Luckier than you will ever be.

Rosalie Hale
Prettier than you since 1915.

Alice Cullen
Quirkier than you since 1901

Quiz/Survey Type of Things

Instructions: Put your iPod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.

1. How does the world see you?
The in crowd

2. Will you have a happy life?
Looking up

3. What do people really think of you?

4. Do people secretly lust after you?
Cowboy Casanova

5. How can you make others happy?

6. How can you make yourself happy?
Rolling in on a burning tire

7. What should you do with your life?
When it rains

8. Will you ever have children?
Never think

9. What is some good advice for you?
Please be mine

10. What do you think your current theme song is?

11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is?
Youre not sorry

12. What song will play at your funeral?
Burnin up

13. What type of men/women do you like?

14. What is your day going to be like?

15. Why are you here?
When you look me in the eyes

16. What will people remember you for?
Dont forget to remember me

17. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?
Back to december

18. Why are there people outside waiting to take you away

19. What will this year be all about?

20. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
That's where it is

21. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
Dear John

22. Your message to the world:
White Horse

23. Your deepest secret:


24. Your innermost desire:
My love

25. Your oldest memory makes you think:
Come Clean

26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
Me wtih you

27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
Perfect Day

28. Right now, your feelings are:
Need you now

29. The day you fall in love will be the day that:
With you in my head

30. You scream during sex:

Ready to love again

31. You’d describe you best friend as:

Quittin you

32. Your friends describe you as:
If I knew then

33. In an elevator you are most likely to yell:
Born for this

34. Your philosophy in life is:

35. Your farewell message to the readers of this:
Miss you being gone

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My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4485 - Favs: 2,353 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Easier To Lie by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since birth. Hiding their love from one another results in someone making a bad mistake. Would it be easier for them to lie about their feelings? Or let everything out in the open and see if the peices fit together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 280,219 - Reviews: 2973 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing House by BlackHairedHunter997 reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen get paired up for their health class project. They experience the married life and the hardships of being a parent. Can they ace this project or will they be overwhelmed by parenthood? It's time to play house. AH Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
When the summer is filled with Snow by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
Bella, Alice, Rose, Edward, Jasper and Emmett one cabin; Jasper and Bella's game from high school; that no-ones knows about; just how long can they keep it a secret from the others. Review and tell me what you think. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,836 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5470 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Your Personal Emmett Cullen Manual by TinyButDangerous reviews
Learn how to care for Your Personal Emmett Cullen in this manual. Please, read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Cullen's crash AIM! by Team.Edward.Is.Love.17 reviews
What happens when the Cullen's start up an AIM party? Well, Emmett is high off of chocolate, and everyone else tries to calm him down! really funny! ExB, JxA, EmxR I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6329 - Favs: 5,834 - Follows: 2,449 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Look Past the Veil of Hate by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
All Human. Edward and Bella used to be best friends. Now they hate each other or so the other thinks . Will they realize what they’re missing out on and finally get together? Better than it sounds, give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,729 - Reviews: 2807 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Just Another Red Rose by That Teddy Bear Over There reviews
Alice dared Bella to go on the reality TV show 'The Bachelor.' Edward Cullen is the sexy Bachelor, that nobody can resist. Friendships will form, and alliances too. But when pregnancies and ex's interfere, what will happen? AU,AH, Canon Pairings. R&R! ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,381 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Behind the Facade by Madison Ashlee reviews
When Jasper takes his girlfriend Bella home for Thanksgiving their lives are forever changed. AU/AH a little OOC. J/B to begin. Eventual E/B and A/J. Rated M mostly for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,067 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Complete
Mike and Edward Sitting in a Tree by asper295 reviews
Edward loses a bet. What will Emmett force him to do? How is Alice involved? Where is Bella? And what does Mike have to do with anything? Hilarity ensues. Slightly OOC. Canon pairings. Set after twilight but pre-new moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,734 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11523 - Favs: 4,917 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
A Twist in my Story by Emmett's-Luver reviews
What if Emmett was the single Cullen in Twilight? I was bored and decided to write this.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Living the Life by abz44 reviews
Edward and Bella have just found out they are having twins, while Alice is giving birth. Find out what happens to as they go through pregnancy and all of the babies firsts. All Human ExB JxA EmxR. Will have futrue Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare: Twilight Style! by MuSiCNoT3x3 reviews
Truth or Dare: Twilight Style! The Cullens start playing truth or dare. What will happen? Read and find out! First fanfic! ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009
You Belong With Me by xXMythical-Midnight-SunXx reviews
Bella has been in love with Edward since 5th grade, they're seniors now. Edward just might find out Bella's crush on him. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Death Is Sour by dot823 reviews
Some things you can replace, like toys, or clothes. Other things you can't replace, like family and friends. Or the one you love. T for minor swearing. an AH story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,826 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Our Little Man by MyBella reviews
Partner to LLC. All Human-OOC. Rated M, but mostly fluff. Edward and Bella are now parents to a baby boy, Charlie. Alice and Jasper have twins, and Lily is talking up a storm. Life for the Cullens isn't as little as it was before. Can they handle it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 265,527 - Reviews: 3794 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
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My Life as An Army Wife reviews
AH cannon pairings - With just 3 days left in his tour of Afghanastan Jasper ends up MIA. Alice is at home with their baby daughter Abigail whom Jasper has never met. What will she do when she learns the news? Will she go against Jasper's with to be safe?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,404 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Alice, Jasper
A Twisted Twilight reviews
What do you get when you mix two families, two sets of triplets, neighbors, best friends, boyfriends and girlfriends, a single father, the chief of police, two pregnant couples, and crack? Well you get the Cullen’s and the Swan’s of course. AH - ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,406 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Rosalie, Alice
Crush reviews
A fanfic based on David Archuleta's song Crush. Today is Valentine's day and Edward tinks Bella has a date. Does she? Or does she secretly like Edward? AH. ExB EmxR JxA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
A long lost sister reviews
What happens when a new vampire comes to Fork's High? Some people say she is more beautiful than Rosalie. She looks exactly like Jasper. Is she his long lost sister?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Jasper
One Voice reviews
Edward is a rich bad boy, who Bella falls in love with. Charlie doesn't approve and won't let her see him. Jasper and Emmett help out but will it all fail? What happens when Bella learns she has a voice? Will she be heard? Or ignored? *ALL HUMAN*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Jasper,Alice,Edward,Bella,Emmett,and Rosalie are planning their spring break together but will they still be friends when a group of new kids enter the school? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Jasper
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