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Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4918 - Favs: 5,048 - Follows: 6,327 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Imperfect Cherry Blossom by Supperdude9 reviews
Belief, faith, and fear are funny things. Kyon finds himself in a new world, a world of true fantasy. He will need help to get out of Gensokyo alive. Haruhi/Touhou Crossover! Set after the events of Snow Mountain Syndrome, and written as an introduction to Touhou. Rated T. I'm still alive and still working on this!
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 340,963 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Kyon
The Week Before The Capture by Thyphy reviews
As he recovers from the injury he suffered while fighting the female titan, Levi finds himself slowly falling for Eren, but his fear of being left behind in this cruel world holds him down. Set in the meantime before episode 24. Levi's POV.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,795 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 3/5/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
The Sorceress's Apprentice by TakerFoxx reviews
Defeated, broken, and heavily reduced in power, the once infamous Madam Mima is now a shadow of her former self. Fortunately, she has found a way to regain what she has lost, and needs only the life of an innocent child to make it work. And fortunately, one has just run across her path, a little redheaded girl running away from home, one that is very interested in learning magic.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,717 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Mima, Marisa K. - Complete
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Casey W reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 3,518 - Follows: 4,463 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
A Wish to Disappear by TripTwo reviews
Lyudmila, the watching witch. Her nature is obfuscation. Those lured into her maze are tested for the worthiness to gaze at her true self. In order to defeat her, one must be prepared to separate truth from trickery.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,384 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Kyoko S., Kyubey, OC - Complete
A Day with Eren, as told by Hanji by lunatrancy reviews
Imagine a nature documentary. About Eren and him being a titan. As told by Hanji. Rated T for some brief smex (Updated: Added line breaks between scenes for smoother reading)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Eren Y., Auruo B., Hange Z., Levi - Complete
Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon by The Sage of Toads reviews
A heartfelt deconstruction of Sailor Moon set in the backdrop of the "Interview" setting, complete with alternative character interpretations, excessive violence, and a vulgar humor clad in black. This will get very ugly, very fast. ALL CHAPTERS UPDATED WITH NEW CONTENT! REREAD THAT NEW NEW HOTNESS NOW!
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 187,238 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Endless by Voyager Wisp reviews
Their love is endless.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Bernkastel, Lambdadelta] - Complete
Harry Potter and the School Inspection by themask77 reviews
Dear Professor Dumbledore, It has come to my attention that Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry is slightly lapse when it comes to a few mandatory safety regulations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 69 - Words: 19,373 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Albus D.
Interview With a Neighbour by HappilyBlue reviews
How did Harry get his bad reputation at Privet Drive? This is an outsiders point of view on the Dursley household.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,138 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2384 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Puella Magi Charlotte Magica by Uniko-Starre reviews
Charlotte is a ten year old girl who was just told she had four days to live. But what happens when a mysterious creature named Kyubey comes and offers to let her live- if she agrees to fight evil monsters called witches? Charlotte thinks she's signing up for Sailor Moon, but she quickly discovers that there's a lot more to it than she thought...
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,914 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Charlotte, Kyubey - Complete
A Changed Destiny by 1CharmedPhoenix reviews
See how Ginny Weasley's being sorted into Slytherin and becoming a Death Eater spy changes her destiny and the fate of others...don't be scared by length. Mostly HP compatible. Story is about growth and healing too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 279,428 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Functioning Alcoholic by Solblight reviews
Ibuik Suika is a permanent guest at the Hakurei Shrine, but does Reimu know exactly what Suika does when she's not around? Or even when she IS around? Join Suika on her misadventures as she uh... she uh... Hic! What was I doing again...?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Suika I., Kogasa T. - Complete
The Burn of the Phoenix by laughandlove reviews
...Signifies a new beginning. Harry dies in the Final Battle. Dudley attends his cousin's funeral, quickly discovering that there was much more to Harry's life than he ever dreamed. Can regret give way to a fresh start? Canon, aside from Harry's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,260 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Enchanted Parchment by The Half Mad Muggle reviews
Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape hold several private conversations using their pieces of enchanted parchment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 15,761 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Albus D., Severus S.
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 366 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
A New World, Book 3 by Iced Fairy reviews
The third Lunar War has begun. Plans sent into motion centuries ago are about to reach their conclusion. And the fate of the world, and of two young women, will soon be decided.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,549 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
Minions by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Neville has a problem. A pretty blonde vampire named Harmony has mistaken him for the new Dark Lord. And he hasn't corrected her. One-shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Harmony K., Neville L. - Complete
The White Road by perverse-idyll reviews
One day, comfortably set up in the afterlife, Lily Evans Potter switches on the telly and gets hooked on the Harry Potter show.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,190 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Perfume by Anomalous One reviews
Jules' bedroom smells of the outdoors, and books, and lavender perfume. It smells like roses, too, which is understandable and disconcerting and exactly what makes him happy.
Kaze to Ki no Uta - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - A. Rosemariné, Jules F. - Complete
Zero Sum by Ember A. Keelty reviews
Rue survives the District 1 boy's attack. For Katniss, this turns out to be horribly inconvenient. Now complete.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
A Quiet Toast by Chi no Kaori reviews
At home, Junko always drinks alone.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Junko K., Kazuko S. - Complete
Fox Games by Farla reviews
The last two tributes may both make it home. Peeta tries one of the berries when he finds the bushes, and Katniss is left to decide.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Katniss E., Foxface - Complete
Just Another Piece in the Games by Winter Echoes reviews
So many tributes died in the Hunger Games, and although we never gave a second thought to most, they all have a story. One-shot about a certain tribute's last day in the arena that proves that things, and people, aren't always the way they seem.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Anything Worth Doing is Worth Doing Badly by ZipCode reviews
Homura wakes up in a world where the only witch is the one in her head.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,370 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Homura A., Kyoko S.
Alice's Glorious Homestead Defense by X to the Zoltan reviews
The Hakurei Miko's job is just as much about preventing incidents as it is solving them. For instance, here she tries to pry Alice out of isolation by dropping a certain kleptomaniacal witch on her head. What could possibly go wrong?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,493 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Alice M., Marisa K. - Complete
Cold Hands, Warm Hearts by shyfoxling reviews
Oooooo, Severus, I think she likes you! Features young Professor Severus Snape and Aurora Sinistra with brief mention of past Severus/Lily. Sort of the het equivalent of pre-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Other Worlds Than These by Vossago reviews
Konata Izumi: Ordinary high school student by day, interdimensional agent for the Eclipse organization by night. It's time for her to make some serious decisions about where her life is going, and that could mean leaving the world of Lucky Star behind.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,966 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Konata I. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8499 - Favs: 10,184 - Follows: 7,671 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
The Girl in the Cave by Ryuu Masken reviews
Parsee's best friend was the dripping water, and she hated it.
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Parsee M., Yuugi H.
Medea by hikachu reviews
Rosa is the youngest and her home, her world is already filled with so much grandness when she's born that she feels inadequate.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Rosa U. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8007 - Favs: 14,830 - Follows: 6,374 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 240 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In a Mirror, Darkly by Crisium reviews
Loghain sees more than he expected in the Warden who spared his life.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Loghain M. T. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10264 - Favs: 12,511 - Follows: 5,137 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Tea Party by Rietto reviews
The first tea party just between the two of them.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/12/2009 - F. Bernkastel, Lambdadelta - Complete
Purpose by sinvraal reviews
The trouble with winning is that you have to figure out what do to next.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Shale - Complete
CATS! by Kenko reviews
Different spring. Different life. Canon... matchup? And an explanation of how the HECK Minako was able to leap two stories in the infamous Nurse Minako episode...
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
Between Ruin and Salvation by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
It was only one second. One second when Remus stared at the rigid body of his last best friend falling through the veil. One second when he heard James's son too late, when he wasn't fast enough to catch him. Then Harry ran through the veil.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,271 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Luna L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Harry Potters Anonymous by LifeWriter reviews
Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Always Have Us by smidget reviews
After news of the dementor attack reaches Grimmauld Place, Sirius has a chat with Ron and Hermione and finds out about Harry’s life with the Durselys. A missing moment from Order of the Phoenix. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4189 - Favs: 8,018 - Follows: 3,671 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
What I Want My Words to Do to You by Ladymage Samiko reviews
When Snape receives a letter from a 'secret admirer', the following correspondence is anything but ordinary. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,648 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Mamoru Must Die! by Baka Gaijin30 reviews
Repost. There are a lot of fans out there of the Rei and Usagi pairing. There's just one problem... Mamoru. A series of omake in which Mamoru Must Die!
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,434 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 577 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13575 - Favs: 7,876 - Follows: 6,537 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 4,656 - Follows: 360 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Haggis from Algernon by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Alexandra Quick and the Thorn Circle by Inverarity reviews
The war against Voldemort never reached America, but all is not well there. When 11-year-old Alexandra Quick learns she is a witch, she is plunged into a world of prejudices, intrigue, and danger. Who wants Alexandra dead, and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,657 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007 - OC - Complete
Oblivious by Novocain reviews
[“It throbs,” Harry whimpered. “Put me out of my misery, please. I’m begging you! Do you get off on torture?” There was a choked sound from Snape’s vicinity.] Wherein Harry is oblivious, Snape is horny, and Luna makes bets with Hogwarts. Humor fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses by DailyProphetEditor reviews
This is a plain silly humour fic about the events of Valentine's Day in CoS. Lockhart makes a pass on Snape, who would rather face the basilisk instead. Minerva has a word or two to say about it. A little slashy, a hint of MMSS, and a lot of pink confetti
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 3,447 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chained Souls by Theowyn of HPG reviews
Harry must discover how Voldemort cheated death. He faces Death Eaters, shadowy Ministry officials & suspicions that threaten to tear his own allies apart. But the answers lie in the mind where victory can only be won by freeing the chained souls. SEQUEL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 231,287 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Walking Across Time by snufkin reviews
Harry travels back in time in order to kill Tom Riddle but things don't go as planned. Who is the uncanny first year who seems to hold a grudge against Riddle? Dark!Harry. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Enemy Within by Theowyn of HPG reviews
In his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry's mental link to Voldemort is stronger than ever. Can Snape teach him to control the nightmarish visions? And is their connection the key to ending Voldemort's reign?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 173,220 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Bong Between Us by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
AU Mid Year 6. Ever suspicious of Draco, Harry finds the Slytherin smoking an illegal drug called Dragon’s Breath. Students slowly show up one at a time to pass the magic bong and bond. Crude humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,956 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9660 - Favs: 12,434 - Follows: 3,565 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,558 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 354 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 2,940 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Oops! by MoriasDepths reviews
Neville's potion explodes in class, causing havoc. Main characters are Draco, Harry, Hermione, Neville, and Pansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Draco M. - Complete
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Forgotten Friends by Dejana Talis reviews
The Best Man on Mamoru and Usagi's wedding day, Motoki reflects on the distance that has grown between him and his best friend.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Naru O./Molly - Complete
Staff Room Scheming by BekaJWP reviews
OOTP: It's the week after the Weasley twins left. You don't really think the staff just sat back and let Umbridge have her merry way do you? See what they really got up to... Complete. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
A Deserving Man by Icarus reviews
The summer insects hummed and made a living sound of the heat. Voldemort was dead, and all the world celebrated a baby. Severus Snape makes an ignomious return to Hogwarts to be-of all things-a teacher. It couldn't be worse, could it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Severus S.
A Marked Man by Dhrelva reviews
Severus Snape becomes a teacher at Hogwarts. Minerva accidently discovers something she shouldn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Severus S.
Squib Apprentice by Ozma reviews
NOW UPDATED. Filch meets his first cat. A flashback story about Filch's time as apprentice caretaker. Featuring appearances by young Hagrid, Minerva McGonagall and Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,343 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 9/16/2002 - Argus F., Rubeus H.
As God Is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly by Sophia Prester reviews
In which Usagi and Mamoru undergo a threat to their Miracle Romance, Criminal Elements make themselves known, Sailor Pluto meddles with Time and History, and a new Villain is unleashed. COMPLETE
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,726 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Setsuna M./Sailor Pluto, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Hubris by AllisonfromRavenclaw reviews
If I cannot hate him, I can only compensate by hating myself all the more, and I survive only by this delicate balance of contempt...I wonder if I will ever explain this to him. It is doubtful; he is not the only one suffering the damnation of hubris.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
More the Fool He by Strega Brava reviews
Severus' thoughts before duelling Gilderoy Lockhart in COS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Lead Me Not Into Temptation by Strega Brava reviews
Professor Severus Snape broods over the thing he desires the most.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Masks by Strega Brava reviews
Professor Snape feels restless and unsettled one night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
If you are prepared... by Zebee reviews
"Severus," said Dumbledore, turning to Snape, "you know what I must ask you to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2002 - Severus S.
He Will Never Know by Strega Brava reviews
Severus' POV when Quirrel hexed Harry's broom in the first book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
The First Step Back by Strega Brava reviews
Severus regrets his decision to join the Death Eaters. Set in the Marauder days. Some mild swearing...no romance...mostly reflective. Please RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
He is Here by Strega Brava reviews
Professor Severus Snape's reflections on events past and present as Harry arrives at Hogwarts for the first time. Please RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
A Letter from Screwtape to Mr. Holland Manners by HonorH reviews
Holland Manners receives a letter from one of Wolfram & Hart's major advisors.
Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2001