Author has written 6 stories for Danny Phantom, Maximum Ride, Phineas and Ferb, Penguins of Madagascar, and Drawn to Life.
Hello, I'm Kaye Phantus, a bookworm; huge, Huge, HUGE Phineas and Ferb fan; fanfiction reader and writer, sister to annoying brother; and more things that I'll remember later (also severe ADD victim). As for my profile picture, all I have at home is Paint, and I tried to draw heads, but they never looked right, so I just gave up on it after about 3-dozen tries. If anyone else has better software and wants to draw Kaye, Private Message me and I'll scan and email you a good pic. Heck, while I'm at it, might as well post that pic as my profile pic.
To all my readers out there, I have started co-writing with Julian again. He moved back to my school, so we see each other everyday.
My new Phineas and Ferb / Drawn to Life story will be up as soon as I can get it started. Read the below statement.
I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK! THE MOST CONTAGIOUS AND DEADLY DISEASE KNOWN TO AUTHORKIND! So don't get mad at me for not updating. I LIKE ALL CAPS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!
I am also starting a Phineas and Ferb / Pokemon X-over. The above statement still applies, though it is also a lack of time.
I am also now on FictionPress. Mykaleonkreiog is my name (look at FictionPress profile for explanation).
The following bold lines are my if questions. Copy and Paste as necessary.
If you agree that most blond jokes are short so that men can remember them, CaP.
Cats are a lot smarter than dog lovers give them credit for. If you have a cat that seems almost human, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're a girl that's not on Team Edward or Jacob, and could care less about either of them, Copy, Paste, and add your name to the list, so that I'll know I'm not the only sane girl in this world. ~Kaye Phantus,
If you still sleep with a stuffed animal, Copy & Paste. (I love my stuffed frog, Leafy.)
If you are obsessed with Pokemon, GO Typeachu! Use Copyandpaste!
If the ceiling of your bedroom is covered in glow-in-the-dark stars (and you would cover the walls, but you ran out of stars), C & P.
If you could stare at a Lava Lamp for hours and never get bored, Copy and Paste.
If your english teacher says that you overuse commas, Copy, Paste, and, if you want, take out any commas you like, because just because some people think I overuse them, it doesn't mean you have to use them, and it wouldn't bother me. I'm also told that I write/type like I talk. In run-ons. If you do, copy and paste.
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Copy and paste into your profile if you agree with any of the following:
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL.
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART.
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG.
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY.
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH.
Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT.
Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL.
So why bother?
So youre saying that
i'm a loser because i don't want to be popular.
labels dont define me
Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! SUPER KITTY, AWAY!! Bananas are AWESOME! If you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own.
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We're Sparkly)
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature or profile to help him gain world domination.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God
LONG LIVE DANNY PHANTOM.
LOST BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (I still love HP but am obsessed with DP and PoM), who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, SamanthaFenton, Linzerj, Kaye Phantus~
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line. Then you'll get the joke.
If you're a fan of Fairly Odd Parents and/or Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.
1. i need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)
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If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.
If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.
If you have Phantom Phever and you know you do, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.
No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you laugh at inapropriate moments, CAPTIYP.
If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are a total klutz copy this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
If you're a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate annoying fangirls who create an account on ff.net only to write a story where they insert themselves in their favorite cartoon, movie or book without even thinking twice to check their grammar and punctuation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with DANNY PHANTOM, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your friends don't really like DANNY PHANTOM, but you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you keep forgetting how to spell squirrel copy and paste this to your profile.
If you know someone who is a walking encyclpedia copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read so much fanfiction that you start confusing them with the real book copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you ever ran into a sliding glass door that you thought was open copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate doors copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh gods...multiple times...)
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.
If Avercrombie and Holister said it wasn't cool to breath 95 of all teens would stop breathing. If you are part of the 5 who would die laughing instead copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here! Mistieana. Cara(TheHuntress), Linzerj, iddiotic 95 precent, Kaye Phantus.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, Linzerj, Kaye Phantus,
If you can read this you are blessed because more than two billion people can't read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend hours reading, writing, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an unhealthy obsession with reading books and fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. What movie/show is it? (I will quote from any cartoon, TV show, or movie I know of at random times just because I randomly feel like it.)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you're ever talked to yourself and actually answered out loud while people in the room looked at you like you had seven limbs, three unnatural (well, duh) heads, and feathers sprouting from everywhere on you, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get angry that not all of the copy-and-paste things have proper puncuation, copy and past this onto your profile.
If you are forever striving to achieve good grammar, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time)
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile
If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want the planet to become more sustainable, copy and paste this into your profile, then go recycle something.
If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune.
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile!
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, but found out you could anyways, copy this to your profile.
Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, Anya Urameshi, MyObsessionIsGaara,slytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01. Mistieana, Linzerj, Kaye Phantus
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01, Mistieana, Cara(TheHuntress), Linzerj, Kaye Phantus
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! And/or if you're one of the 2 who hasn't been or drunk alcohol. (I had Champagne when I was nine but Dad wanted us to taste it for New Years. I spat it out when I tasted it, nasty stuff. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.)(no that line does not belong to me, it comes from the movie Princess Bride. If you haven't seen that movie go out right now and watch it.) LinkFangirl01. Yuk Achohol. It smells horrible ! How can people like that stuff!) Mistieana (I completly agree with LinkFangirl01. Even abbout 'The Princess Bride') Cara(TheHuntress), Linzerj (I did this for the muffins thing! And, yeah, I agree with LinkFangirl01 and Mistieana.) Kaye Phantus (Yah for muffins! Boo for all that other nasty, can't-believe-people-are-dumb-enough-to-do-it-stuff)
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile
I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.
If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile
I don't understand some of the things people put on the copy and paste things, if you don't too copy this to your profile.
If you think that Robin and Starfire are as dense as Danny and Sam, copy this to your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me,I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You remember that you DO have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.
Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes.
According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
You know you live in 2010 when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or facebook.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'
7.) You just realized that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object
8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 5th graders know geography more than their parents)
9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of cht spk typose, nd smily faces
10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
14.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
15.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
Helpful Advice: A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
Copy and paste THIS onto your profile if you are crazy and/or weird and proud of it.
Copy and paste this last thing onto your profile if you like muffins, bagels, and/or Frosted Flakes. (Bagels are the best! They kill donuts. Yay bagels! Boo donuts! Yay bagels killing donuts! They are the superior O-shaped bakery product!)
And...Copy and paste this onto your profile if you read this far, and to make YOUR profile even longer than before!!
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