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Joined 06-12-09, id: 1967564, Profile Updated: 03-30-11
Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, Merlin, Sherlock, Naruto, and Doctor Who.

Hi!

I'm Eleanor a.k.a. ValkyrieVamp. I love Merlin, Harry Potter, Supernatural, Naruto and pretty much any other tv show or book series that falls under the whole sci-fi/fantasy/horror genre. (Not to mention I'm now harbouring an obsession with Sherlock Holmes...)

I finally got the internet at home!

The flag at the top seems to decide a new nationality for me every time I log on so, just for the record, I'm Scottish and proud of it.

Check out this forum started by YoshimoInTheMoonlight. You can just go and chat about likes/dislikes and pros/cons of fanfics.


To those of you who were reading Tourniquet, I've removed it. It wasn't going anywhere and I've kinda lost interest in Twilight all together. Yes, I went through a phase of Cullen obsessiveness but it's over now. Sorry.


This is my deviantart account:


So, um, that's itI guess. Jeez I suck at this profile stuff...

A massive thank you to everyone who voted in my poll! The winner with 63% of votes was The Price of Reflection so look out for new chapters coming soon Merlin fans! To all those Sherlockians out there, sorry but them's the rules. I will be returning to The Final Score in due course.

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What Sulu Sees by IsmayDeVain reviews
How Kirk Slowly Endears Himself to His Crew by Becoming a Human Punching Bag, Plunging off a 300 Foot Cliff, Getting Crushed by a Giant Ass Pipe, Nearly Getting Blown to Itty Bitty Bits, and Suffocating Because of His Own Medically Inept Body. (Although, not necessarily in that order.) Or five times Kirk puts his crew before himself and one time they return the favor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,837 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 7/30/2014 - H. Sulu, L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,550 - Reviews: 3081 - Favs: 5,154 - Follows: 5,362 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Impossible (I Am Not A Coward) by ScarletGoldmist reviews
Dares. If James T. Kirk had a weak spot, it was dares, and the fact that he could never turn one down. (T for Tarsus IV, some language, and implied torture)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2015 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Nature of Interrogation by whoeverIamloves reviews
Sequel to He Can Handle It. Kakashi's teaching Shikamaru Hostile Interrogation and resistance, and Genma helps. Also, Genma will be working with Ino on her seduction skills. GenmaXIno. We'll also see some of this training put to use. Not too citrus-ly explicit, but the violence and foul language are not for the faint of heart. I think I'm getting back into the swing of this!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,418 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H., Genma S.
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7782 - Favs: 8,252 - Follows: 7,739 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Square Peg Round Hole by Alice I reviews
Something has been bothering Merlin, and Arthur wants to know what it is. On a trip meant to discover what is ailing Merlin, Arthur learns more than he bargained for. Note that all of my stories are Friendship only - NO SLASH!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 89,814 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Truth and Reasons by Hopeful Puppy reviews
After being attack on a patrolling mission gone wrong, Shikamaru wonders how well he really knows Naruto and how much he is willing to find out... "I am Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze and I'm about to tell you an S-Ranked secret"...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,022 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Life to a Soul by tee.tee.why.el reviews
Few people ever see inside Tony Stark; fewer still can stomach what they find. So Tony hides, closing all the doors, using charm and confidence as armor when he's not in the suit. To his horror, Steve somehow manages to see inside him anyway.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Some Things Aren't Funny by Izzyaro reviews
Clint plays a prank on Tony, but his reaction isn't quite what he expected. Rated for flashbacks and mentions of torture.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Chronicles of the Fox and Wolf by FroggersGirl1992 reviews
After a brutal attack on his life Naruto finds himself placed in the care of the ANBU member known as Wolf... who is the mysterious character behind the mask? What is his interest in caring for the young boy? -Helpful Critism Wanted-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,184 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Why aren't you talking to him? by AmiliaPadfoot reviews
Post-Hogwarts. It's dinnertime at Potter cottage and Ron Isn't talking to Harry. Listen to them as playful banter turns to the tail of a failed mission that will lead them who knows where...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,026 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Ron W., Harry P.
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12330 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Children's Crusade by theelderwand1 reviews
The Guerilla War that followed Riddle's death has finally been won. But when an uninvited guest arrives at the Quartet's engagement party,the news she brings could destroy the world they've struggled so hard to create. Sequel to "Stop All The Clocks."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,476 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Backlash by Salazarfalcon reviews
In BIOTA, Blaine compares Kurt to Karofsky. Kurt...does not react well. In fact, he doesn't react to much of anything because Blaine's been trying to get a hold of him for a week and he never answers a single call. Good thing Blaine's stubborn.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Roku Naruto by Anthurak reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 3,470 - Follows: 3,093 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Our Hopes and Expectations by LadyRhiyana reviews
Being the captain is not all fun and games. 5 ways in which Jim's new captaincy is not what he expected it to be, and 1 way it's completely awesome.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/16/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
How to Save a Life by Memma546 reviews
After Camelot finally settles down from weeks of chaos, Arthur finally notices something wrong with Merlin. But is it too late? WARNING ATTEMPTED SUICIDE IN LATER CHAPTERS.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Fear of Vampires by BlackHeartNeko9 reviews
Bella already met vampires but survived. her mother was murdered before her eyes and now lives in forks with her dad. but what happens when she meets a group of vampires at school? original pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,837 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Things Never Change by makura akuhei reviews
*complete*Can people change? Naruto contemplates his life and wonders why he loves the village that hates him so much? Rated M for suicide attempt. Will a certain lazy shinobi be able to help him through it? ShikaNaru. shonen-ai, yaoi. please R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,730 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Breathe by Iawen Londea reviews
Post-movie. Jim's not as fine as he would have his officers believe. His officers aren't as stupid as Jim would like them to be. Some Kirk whump. Kirk-Spock-Bones Friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Like Dying Inside by DetoxAngel reviews
Losing Kakashi would be like dying inside. But there are worse things in life than losing the person you love, like having them live and not know how much they mean to you. KakaNaru. NOW WITH ADDED LEMON ALTERNATIVE IN CH.2! PLEASE READ AUTHOR'S NOTE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 60,687 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Jinchuuriki by flavumetrubrum reviews
Shikamaru finds out that the Kyuubi is sealed inside of Naruto. The two friends have a little chat.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Shop Loyalty by Ate de Anguis reviews
Once upon a time, Teuchi was not so different from any other shop keeper in Konoha, but then Naruto came along and did what he does best: changes people.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Teuchi - Complete
Fatal Weakness by Blood Zephyr reviews
It was torture having to watch someone so strong and powerful being destroyed, and it hurt even worse to know that Neji was the one who should be suffering this way. Not Naruto, it wasn't fair! NarutoNejiKibaShikamaru, no romance! oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hunger by Eligent reviews
What can make you change everything you are and turn you into something you never thought you'd be? When someone is coming for one of your own, your whole team hurts, which the BAU painfully learns as an unsub seeks revenge in the deadliest way.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,684 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
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Waiting Game reviews
Short drabble based off Alice in Wonderland. Featuring Amy and 11th Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Price of Reflection reviews
Something about Merlin has changed. Arthur can't quite put his finger on it but he knows something is definitely wrong. Then he gets a big clue. Merlin starts attacking Camelot...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,666 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
The Final Score reviews
Continuation of 'The Great Game'. Can Sherlock live with the consequences of all that he's done?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Burning Pyre reviews
You join your friends upon the floor, Drenched in tears and blood and gore, And ponder what it is to hate, Why should this have been his fate?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Complete
Maybe Not So Pointless reviews
Uzumaki Naruto hated Valentine's Day. But maybe a friend can show him that it's not as pointless as he thinks? Pre-series fluff. Would be rated K but there's some mild language.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Purpose reviews
Everyone needs a purpose in life. After seeing each other for the first time since their fateful fight, Lee and Gaara must face the fact that they both nearly lost everything to each other. Not slash but feel free to wear goggles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Curious Things reviews
My attempt at a 221b fic where there are 221 words and the last begins with b. This is the war of Sherlock Holmes' mind. Angsty I think but not really, if that makes sense...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Crying Can't Save You reviews
One-shot. Arthur has learned of Merlin's secret and can't stand to have the boy in his life anymore. Song-fic set to Kelly Clarkson's 'Cry'. Intended as friendship but can be read as slash, whatever.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
No Secrets Among Friends reviews
Merlin decides to tell Arthur the truth. However, his reaction isn't exactly what he was expecting...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Worthless reviews
Yay! My first fanfic! A random poem thing I wrote that has a very New Moon-y feel to it. Enjoy! p.s. Please please please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete