Captain Anemone
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Joined 06-12-09, id: 1967765, Profile Updated: 03-30-12
Author has written 8 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow, M*A*S*H, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Ironman.

Name: Captain Anemone

Self Description (Pertaining to Media): I highly enjoy the Harry Potter series. My favorite character is Sirius Black, and I cried through the whole rest of the book after he died, and I still end up on the verge of tears when they bring him up. Okay, I have an ongoing enjoyment- no, love- of Peter Pan, and all things Peter Pan. It's amazing the simple ideas that are all around us and that we... fail to recognize, all of which are elegantly conveyed through the simple tale of a simple boy who will never grow up. I love Pirates of the Caribbean, probably because it just plays all the right cards, right to my strong suits: obnoxious comments that showcase your quick thinking; love of adventure; freedom; and of course pirates. I've had a fascination with pirates ever since I was about 5 years old after I watched Muppets Treasure Island and Disney's Peter Pan (Hook and Smee were amazing). Since then I was enthralled with every sort of swashbuckling tale. But in every one of these tales the pirates were dimwitted and barged right into traps (other than Hook of course). Then came PotC. This trilogy has it all, and best of all, it showed me the smart and human side of pirates, something I had never stopped to consider. Well now that I have considered it, I'm positively enthralled and enraptured with the fandom.

Favorite Shows: House, Stargate SG-1, MASH, Star Trek (Pretty much all of the series), Doctor Who (Ninth Doctor on), Lie To Me, The Simpsons, How I Met Your Mother, Better With You, Futurama, White Collar, Monk, and Terminator: Sarah Connor Cronicles

Favorite Films: Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight (though I hated Rachel in that movie), Alice in Wonderland (Old Disney), Batman Forever, Sinbad (cartoon), The Phantom of the Opera (the newest version), and The Lord of the Rings Series (I heard the Hobbit is coming out soon), Muppets Treasure Island, Jurassic Park, Holes, Finding Neverland, Up, most of the old Disney movies, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog (not a full length film, I know, but still really great), The Prestige (my favorite thing about this movie was that it all revolved a very simple and disappointing trick), Tron (the original), and Tombstone

Favorite Books: Inkheart Series, Skulduggery Pleasant Series, Harry Potter Series, Jack Sparrow Series, The Thief Lord (although I hated the ending), Eragon Series (what I've read so far), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator (come to think of it, I like most of his work), Poppy Series (it's about a mouse... Hard to explain... Look it up! It's good!), Holes, Perseus Jackson Series (what I've read so far), Warriors Series (I only really liked the first six books... of the old prophesy. Everything after that was kind of rushed and over publicized. Still, I cherish the Warriors books as the first series I ever really got into), and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Favorite Actors/Actresses: Johnny Depp, Hugh Laurie, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger (R.I.P.), Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Jim Carry, Neil Patrick Harris, Tom Hanks, Robert Downey Jr., and Zoe Saldana

Favorite Quotes:

"Madness is a lot like gravity, sometimes all you need is a little push." -The Joker

"A war is like when it rains in New York and everybody crowds into doorways, ya know? And they all get chummy together. Perfect strangers. The only difference, of course, is in a war it's also raining on the other side of the street and the people who are chummy over there are trying to kill the people over here who are chums." -Hawkeye Pierce

"Will! ...Nice hat." -Ja- Oops! Captain Jack Sparrow

"You never understood, it's about the look on their faces" -Robert Angier

"Why Kate, you aren't wearing a bustle... how lewd." -Doc Holiday

Favorite Color: Red (scarlet above other shades), Blue, and Yellow (prime colors I know :)

Favorite Bands/Groups/Singers: The Beatles, Queen, David Bowie, Michael Jackson (R.I.P.), Jackson 5, Taylor Swift, Staind, Train, 3 Doors Down, Shiny Toy Guns, Nickelback, Colbie Caillat, Gorillaz, Coldplay, Postal Service, and Owl City

Song Of The Moment:
I Want To Save You by Something Corporate


Favorite Couples/Pairings:

Pirates of the Caribbean

Sparrabella

Jack/Anamaria

JackConstance (It's just so hilariously ironic! Captain Jack Womanizer Sparrow charms a mangy cat!)

(Sorry Sparrabella lovers but...) Sparrabeth (Now before you go and take me off your favorites list, let me explain myself: I like to see this happen in alternate scenarios. For instance: If Jack had never met Arabella, and Anamaria just couldn't settle down long enough to have real feelings for Jack. Elizabeth just belongs out on the waves, and Will isn't really in the picture anymore, and furthermore she is positively attracted to Jack. There is no getting around it, she's attracted to Jack. And I think Jack's is probably downright fascinated by her. I mean she was a governor's daughter and now look at her! Pirate King! And I hate to say it, but they do go nicely together. If you want a fine (if not smutty) example, go read some of Luvvycat's stories. And don't worry, I do so solemnly believe with all my heart that Arabella is incontrovertibly the one for Jack)

Batman Begins/Dark Knight

Rachel/Bruce

M*A*S*H

Hawkeye/Margeret

Doctor Who

10th Doctor/Rose Tyler, 9th Doctor/Rose Tyler, Mickey/Martha, 10th Doctor/Martha

Least Favorite Couples: Billabella (I just HATE him for stealing Belle away), all slash (I just don't particularly like that sort of thing, sorry, just my opinion), Rachel/Harvey, Jack H./Rose, and 10th Doctor/Donna


If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you got invited to the magnificent garden party, copy and paste this into your profile.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and don’t even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favourite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-mums glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have a whole glass of coke in one go and go so hyper you laugh for several hours straight and bounce on your knees on your friend's bed until it breaks (it was an accident okay). Crazy is when you walk up to random people in the swimming pool and do a Rose Tyler impersonation and ask what planet your on. Crazy is when you walk up to someone you've never seen before in the street and sprout some random technobabble that ends with "And that's why you should always carry a banana around with you." Crazy is when you ruin your science exams by answering them using only Gallifreyan numerals and covering it in other random...alien symbols, and then trying to pass it off as legitimate to the Head of Department, by claiming that really, you honestly are a timelady from the planet Gallifrey. Crazy is when you insist on dressing up as Doctor Who characters for an Olympic themed fundraiser, then end up going as an Olympic Torch instead! Crazy is when you can't sit in Physics without nicking the teacher's shaky thing! Crazy is when you do a headstand against you classroom wall and start to sing "By the Sea" from Sweeney Todd. Crazy is when you pretend to swordfight with your freinds, using your fingers as the swords, at a zoo. Crazy is writing a dialog for pictures of animals that fit their expressions. Crazy is drawing the ministers of your church as legos and then pinning up the pictures in your room. Crazy is imagining you are talking to Captain Jack Sparrow before you go to bed. Crazy is buying your mother a build-a-bear for mother's day. Crazy is setting up a tent in your bedroom on the eve of your birthday, and then playing with stuffed animal neopets inside it with your best friend until three in the morning. Crazy is getting into a really deep disscusion with your Dentist thus distracting him from his job. Crazy is nicknaming your Orthodontist "Hunkenstein" (granted not to his face). Crazy is drawing a symbol on the left knee of all your jeans. Crazy is owning a pair of those striped stockings from the Wizard Of Oz. Crazy is eating rocks instead of chewing gum in class. Crazy is turning your room into a Captain's Cabin. Crazy is going into a daycare center that has a play pirate ship in it, and proclaiming yourself captain, thus obtaining the hat, and whipping the new "crew" (a bunch of five year-olds) into shape, and sending crew members who don't follow orders down to the brig, tied up in their own sweaters (hey, no one questions the captain!). Crazy is hollowing out the neighbors hedges into a clubhouse (without their permission) only to get caught and start a family feud. Crazy is not noticing that it was Hugh Laurie that played the dad in Stuart Little until it was pointed out to you. Crazy is crying for a hour straight after Sirius dies in the Order of the Pheonix. Crazy is naming your alter-ego "FIGGERBOTTOM" (it has to be typed in caps, that's very important). If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too.


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Piratical Prompts by Madam Pudifoot reviews
100 short stories based on the Sparrow/Teague family. Explores their relationships, misadventures, and the method behind the madness. The word limit is more of what you might call a guideline.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Teague
Sparked to Life by cgaussie01 reviews
Just a look into when Megamind first created his beloved Brain Bots.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Megamind, Brainbots - Complete
Wrong by LexieBird reviews
"It isn't what you think it is. Look. Smell. Listen. It's not." Amber skies, twin suns, red grass and silver leaves. Rose wonders what caused the Doctor to behave like this. Oneshot, bit angsty.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/19/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
In Silence, Prayer by Roguie reviews
In silence a single heartbeat will sound like the steady beating drums of insanity, while all the pieces of anything that ever mattered shatter and scatter throughout the cosmos, leaving no trail to be found.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Always have the Past by M. D. Jensen reviews
There's not enough pointless angst in this fandom; my answer to that problem. Character death.
Indiana Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
Falling by smashing reviews
He watches her walk away.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Time Sense by clerical medical reviews
What do you do when you find yourself stuck in Cardiff with a blinding headache, and a man in a long brown overcoat suddenly becomes inexplicably fascinating?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,684 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
HATTER HEARTS NY by bea.tricks reviews
Hatter takes off his hat and wrings it in frustration. Truly wrings his hat, then plops it back on his head. "I can't believe you just asked me that."
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Help Me by writingmonkey10 reviews
Different take on IM2, Tony is dying of palladium poisoning but he has found a "temporary" cure with a twist. How he and Pepper get through it, Pepperony, hurt/comfort, movieverse, first Iron Man Fic guys!, spoilers, read AFTER watching IM2
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,165 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Connor Has Had Enough by Casy Dee reviews
Connor decides he's not in the mood to be Abby's doormat after the day he's had. He's homeless, Jenny died then quit, and he was almost turned into a Connor-sicle. Enough is enough. Ch 5 Up! Story Complete!
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,115 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Connor T., Abby M. - Complete
Team Building by AkamaiMom reviews
Sometimes, it's all about size. And sometimes, it's all about color. A series of one-shots, but each reads as complete. Just conversations that don't really have anything to do with anything.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,181 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Paradise Bound by AkamaiMom reviews
A mission to Paradise goes horribly wrong. Sam is now missing on an island with a secret danger, and her team must push themselves to the limit in order to bring her back home.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,511 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
A Loss of the Same Size by Marzipan77 reviews
After their return from Chulak in Children of the Gods, three men learn that one loss cannot be measured against another. Missing Scene from the beginning of The Enemy Within.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Holding by rebeccavoy reviews
Something Jack does every day
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/19/2009 - J. O'Neill - Complete
The Pirate And His Cinderella by The Pirate Gypsy reviews
When Jack Sparrow steals another's identity and goes to a ball, he meets Bridget, the Governor's daughter. The two take to each other but Bridget thinks Jack is someone else! What's he going to do and what secret is she keeping? JackOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 170,520 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Tiger Wings by Madam Pudifoot reviews
A bully leaves young Jack with no choice but to steal from the Pirata Codex in order to retrieve his beloved knife. Jack learns more than a few lessons, including how to spot the opportune moment. A colab with mary684, inspired by Florencia7's drabble.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Teague - Complete
Honour Among Theives by missoptimist reviews
Port Royal is struck by a thief known only as the Magpie. But how is the Magpie connected to the staff of The Black Rabbit Inn, and the famous Jack Sparrow? Why is the EITC showing an interest? T for piratey language/violence in later chapters.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,232 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Just good business by Peladon reviews
In the weeks after the battle Elizabeth learns the truth about Beckett
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Elizabeth S., Teague - Complete
There will be no history by Ayla Pascal reviews
“Nobody makes the connection until it is already an epidemic.” Apocalyptical AU.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Abby M., Connor T. - Complete
Too Much, Too Soon by Spoons1899 reviews
post-finale. What happens after Lester interrupts Stephen's funeral with the news of a new anomaly
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Abby M., Connor T. - Complete
Cusp of a New Day by Madam Pudifoot reviews
The usual gloom of Teague’s private chambers is tonight banished by the flickering of a solitary candle, lit solely for the purpose of relighting a worn walnut pipe. The sweet tang of smoke hangs heavy in the air...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Teague, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Some Things Never Change by East-Coast-Invictus reviews
POST POST AWE: Jack and Hector in the 20th Century with their usual hijinks. Illegal activities and pistol-whipping ensue. T for mature themes. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Hector B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Age of the Uzi: Big Wings by Rokhal reviews
Having found the Fountain of Youth centuries ago, today Jack Sparrow sets his eyes on a very unique WWII era ship. Hell breaks loose when he runs up against the crazy family who owns the thing... Continued in China Sea.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,361 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Stargate SG1: Into the Deathtrap by Curiosity's Principle reviews
Possible spoilers for Into the Fire. Alt. When Hathor captured SG1 and implanted O'Neill with a goa'uld, the Tok'ra spy was able to kill it before it took control. This time however, she failed. What happens to sg1 and the world when Jack isn't saved
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Chance Encounter by Lieutenant Dan reviews
Data is approached by Starfleet Intelligence to infiltrate an Orion Syndicate stronghold and seize an experimental weapon.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Data - Complete
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Because I'm not Perfect reviews
It's been six months since the Avengers. How is Tony coping? In the middle of the night he can't help but feel like he's failing Pepper. She's perfect and deserves someone else who's perfect too right? Pepperony!
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Who's The Lass? reviews
A Sparrabella fic, rated T to be safe -for drinking mostly- . After the good ship Barnacle sinks, Jack finds himself grieving, but is he grieving for more than one lass? He is forced to answer the question not only to his father, but himself.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
Don't Forget reviews
Songfic: Whenever You Remember by Carrie Underwood. Arabella's leaving Jack again and he wants to make sure she will remember all that they accomplished together.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Complete
Never Let Me Go reviews
Songfic: Far Away by Nickelback. When Arabella has a fight with Bill, Jack finds her crashing through his door. Can he forgive her? Rated T to be safe.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Alone reviews
Songfic: You Are Not Alone, by Michael Jackson. This is just a little tribute, Jack Sparrow style! Jack is thinking about Arabella, again. He won't leave her alone, and he won't be alone much longer either, right? R.I.P. Michael...
Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Fight To Run Away reviews
Songfic: Hero by Nickelback. This is the scene of the meeting of the brethren court.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Trapped reviews
This is a strange abstract Hawkeye/Margeret fanfiction. Tell me what you think! I'm new at this, and I'm still learning.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Hawkeye P., Margaret H. - Complete
Gone reviews
This is just a sort of poetryish Sparrabella fanfiction. How does Jack cope with Arabella leaving the Barnacle to sail with her mother? This is my first fanfiction so if it's not formatted right or something than I'm open to suggestions. ONE-SHOT
Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete