Author has written 8 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow, M*A*S*H, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Ironman.
Name: Captain Anemone
Self Description (Pertaining to Media): I highly enjoy the Harry Potter series. My favorite character is Sirius Black, and I cried through the whole rest of the book after he died, and I still end up on the verge of tears when they bring him up. Okay, I have an ongoing enjoyment- no, love- of Peter Pan, and all things Peter Pan. It's amazing the simple ideas that are all around us and that we... fail to recognize, all of which are elegantly conveyed through the simple tale of a simple boy who will never grow up. I love Pirates of the Caribbean, probably because it just plays all the right cards, right to my strong suits: obnoxious comments that showcase your quick thinking; love of adventure; freedom; and of course pirates. I've had a fascination with pirates ever since I was about 5 years old after I watched Muppets Treasure Island and Disney's Peter Pan (Hook and Smee were amazing). Since then I was enthralled with every sort of swashbuckling tale. But in every one of these tales the pirates were dimwitted and barged right into traps (other than Hook of course). Then came PotC. This trilogy has it all, and best of all, it showed me the smart and human side of pirates, something I had never stopped to consider. Well now that I have considered it, I'm positively enthralled and enraptured with the fandom.
Favorite Shows: House, Stargate SG-1, MASH, Star Trek (Pretty much all of the series), Doctor Who (Ninth Doctor on), Lie To Me, The Simpsons, How I Met Your Mother, Better With You, Futurama, White Collar, Monk, and Terminator: Sarah Connor Cronicles
Favorite Films: Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight (though I hated Rachel in that movie), Alice in Wonderland (Old Disney), Batman Forever, Sinbad (cartoon), The Phantom of the Opera (the newest version), and The Lord of the Rings Series (I heard the Hobbit is coming out soon), Muppets Treasure Island, Jurassic Park, Holes, Finding Neverland, Up, most of the old Disney movies, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog (not a full length film, I know, but still really great), The Prestige (my favorite thing about this movie was that it all revolved a very simple and disappointing trick), Tron (the original), and Tombstone
Favorite Books: Inkheart Series, Skulduggery Pleasant Series, Harry Potter Series, Jack Sparrow Series, The Thief Lord (although I hated the ending), Eragon Series (what I've read so far), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator (come to think of it, I like most of his work), Poppy Series (it's about a mouse... Hard to explain... Look it up! It's good!), Holes, Perseus Jackson Series (what I've read so far), Warriors Series (I only really liked the first six books... of the old prophesy. Everything after that was kind of rushed and over publicized. Still, I cherish the Warriors books as the first series I ever really got into), and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Favorite Actors/Actresses: Johnny Depp, Hugh Laurie, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger (R.I.P.), Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Jim Carry, Neil Patrick Harris, Tom Hanks, Robert Downey Jr., and Zoe Saldana
"Madness is a lot like gravity, sometimes all you need is a little push." -The Joker
"A war is like when it rains in New York and everybody crowds into doorways, ya know? And they all get chummy together. Perfect strangers. The only difference, of course, is in a war it's also raining on the other side of the street and the people who are chummy over there are trying to kill the people over here who are chums." -Hawkeye Pierce
"Will! ...Nice hat." -Ja- Oops! Captain Jack Sparrow
"You never understood, it's about the look on their faces" -Robert Angier
"Why Kate, you aren't wearing a bustle... how lewd." -Doc Holiday
Favorite Color: Red (scarlet above other shades), Blue, and Yellow (prime colors I know :)
Favorite Bands/Groups/Singers: The Beatles, Queen, David Bowie, Michael Jackson (R.I.P.), Jackson 5, Taylor Swift, Staind, Train, 3 Doors Down, Shiny Toy Guns, Nickelback, Colbie Caillat, Gorillaz, Coldplay, Postal Service, and Owl City
Pirates of the Caribbean
JackConstance (It's just so hilariously ironic! Captain Jack Womanizer Sparrow charms a mangy cat!)
(Sorry Sparrabella lovers but...) Sparrabeth (Now before you go and take me off your favorites list, let me explain myself: I like to see this happen in alternate scenarios. For instance: If Jack had never met Arabella, and Anamaria just couldn't settle down long enough to have real feelings for Jack. Elizabeth just belongs out on the waves, and Will isn't really in the picture anymore, and furthermore she is positively attracted to Jack. There is no getting around it, she's attracted to Jack. And I think Jack's is probably downright fascinated by her. I mean she was a governor's daughter and now look at her! Pirate King! And I hate to say it, but they do go nicely together. If you want a fine (if not smutty) example, go read some of Luvvycat's stories. And don't worry, I do so solemnly believe with all my heart that Arabella is incontrovertibly the one for Jack)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight
10th Doctor/Rose Tyler, 9th Doctor/Rose Tyler, Mickey/Martha, 10th Doctor/Martha
Least Favorite Couples: Billabella (I just HATE him for stealing Belle away), all slash (I just don't particularly like that sort of thing, sorry, just my opinion), Rachel/Harvey, Jack H./Rose, and 10th Doctor/Donna
If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you got invited to the magnificent garden party, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and don’t even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favourite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-mums glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have a whole glass of coke in one go and go so hyper you laugh for several hours straight and bounce on your knees on your friend's bed until it breaks (it was an accident okay). Crazy is when you walk up to random people in the swimming pool and do a Rose Tyler impersonation and ask what planet your on. Crazy is when you walk up to someone you've never seen before in the street and sprout some random technobabble that ends with "And that's why you should always carry a banana around with you." Crazy is when you ruin your science exams by answering them using only Gallifreyan numerals and covering it in other random...alien symbols, and then trying to pass it off as legitimate to the Head of Department, by claiming that really, you honestly are a timelady from the planet Gallifrey. Crazy is when you insist on dressing up as Doctor Who characters for an Olympic themed fundraiser, then end up going as an Olympic Torch instead! Crazy is when you can't sit in Physics without nicking the teacher's shaky thing! Crazy is when you do a headstand against you classroom wall and start to sing "By the Sea" from Sweeney Todd. Crazy is when you pretend to swordfight with your freinds, using your fingers as the swords, at a zoo. Crazy is writing a dialog for pictures of animals that fit their expressions. Crazy is drawing the ministers of your church as legos and then pinning up the pictures in your room. Crazy is imagining you are talking to Captain Jack Sparrow before you go to bed. Crazy is buying your mother a build-a-bear for mother's day. Crazy is setting up a tent in your bedroom on the eve of your birthday, and then playing with stuffed animal neopets inside it with your best friend until three in the morning. Crazy is getting into a really deep disscusion with your Dentist thus distracting him from his job. Crazy is nicknaming your Orthodontist "Hunkenstein" (granted not to his face). Crazy is drawing a symbol on the left knee of all your jeans. Crazy is owning a pair of those striped stockings from the Wizard Of Oz. Crazy is eating rocks instead of chewing gum in class. Crazy is turning your room into a Captain's Cabin. Crazy is going into a daycare center that has a play pirate ship in it, and proclaiming yourself captain, thus obtaining the hat, and whipping the new "crew" (a bunch of five year-olds) into shape, and sending crew members who don't follow orders down to the brig, tied up in their own sweaters (hey, no one questions the captain!). Crazy is hollowing out the neighbors hedges into a clubhouse (without their permission) only to get caught and start a family feud. Crazy is not noticing that it was Hugh Laurie that played the dad in Stuart Little until it was pointed out to you. Crazy is crying for a hour straight after Sirius dies in the Order of the Pheonix. Crazy is naming your alter-ego "FIGGERBOTTOM" (it has to be typed in caps, that's very important). If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too.
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