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Joined 06-12-09, id: 1967904, Profile Updated: 10-11-11
Author has written 6 stories for Phineas and Ferb, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Harry Potter, and Book of Mormon.

Hm. Well. It's been a while.

Hi! I'm Sarah. I'm 18, I'm Canadian, and I write fanfiction. Normally, I post my stuff on my tumblr -- I can be found at either kevinpricepageantdad or thisbitchwillchangeyourlife there -- and a lot of my fanfics will be crossposted.

Current Fandoms: Book of Mormon, Dan Vs., Portal, Pushing Daisies, Lackadaisy, The Muppets, and plenty, plenty more.


On Hiatus:

Greatest Hits (Phineas and Ferb)
New Plans (Phineas and Ferb)
Spent Days (Harry Potter)


Completed:

Body (Repo! The Genetic Opera)
Little Princess (Book of Mormon)


In-Progress:

Winners: Book of Mormon. The sequel to Little Princess, Winners takes place a year after the preceding story's events at the Denver Diminutive Designer Divas Pageant. Features Kevin Price and Kevilynn, as well as the McKinley family.

Follow That White Boy: Book of Mormon. A 1950s-1960s AU focusing on Arnold and Nabulungi (here named Nadine, because no African-American girl in the late fifties-early sixties would be named Nabulungi) as they fall in love in a hostile time. Inspired by a request from Lena, a.k.a. myspiderwebsitar!

Buzzers At the Ready: Book of Mormon. High school trivia competition AU, inspired by I'd Like to Table Your Resolution (by readyandpsyched) and Contigency 1 is Inherency (by myspiderwebsitar.) Follows the plot of Book of Mormon fairly closely, save for the introduction of trivia, buzzers, and high school. Cunnilungi, one-sided McPriceley.


Feel free to send me a message, ask me anything! Thanks!

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Lost Boys by bethandbee reviews
After a twenty year absence, Lionel McKinley appears at Kevin Price's front door. McKinley has a dark secret, and Price has a family. At nineteen, sustaining their relationship was difficult; today, it's near impossible - but more important than ever.
Book of Mormon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,455 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Kevin/Elder Price, Elder McKinley
Contention 1 is Inherency by myspiderwebsitar reviews
Kevin Price, captain of a nationally-ranked policy debate team, doesn't understand why a group of such successful and intelligent people act like such idiots all the time. Sean McKinley thinks it's a bit rich that Kevin Price is calling him an idiot. AU.
Book of Mormon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,288 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011
Elder McKinley Has Cats by TrapezoidalGreenOnes reviews
He finally has that "Big Mormon Family" that he's been told that he should have all his life.
Book of Mormon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Elder McKinley - Complete
The ABCs of by schizoferb reviews
Sometimes describing a person is as easy as... well you get the idea. Character speculations on all characters, ranging from hilarious to tragic. Rated T to be safe.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009
Show Me Fifty Times And I'll Believe You by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
THEME CHALLENGE SET. There is no such thing as a "stock" relationship, as every connection between any two people is inherently unique. The relationships in Phineas and Ferb—platonic, romantic, or otherwise—are no different.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,836 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
Shattered Glass by Settiai reviews
Callousness is like shattered glass / And like shattered dreams on the floor / Depression sets in to devour all hope / And makes you scream for more. :: Percy/Neville
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Percy W., Neville L. - Complete
The GeneCo Trust by scriptrixlatinae reviews
A look into Repo’s world and how GeneCo affects—or manipulates—the common man. Beware outside cannon ideas and OCs.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009
Mother's Day by MS-Manuscript reviews
He laid very still, brain trying to work out what IT was. IT groaned, shifted, and let ITs hot breath free against his shoulder. IT tightened ITs arms around the thin torso of the young doctor. His mother had REALLY effed him up. One-Shot, swearing.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Moist - Complete
Film Noir by PutMoneyInThyPurse reviews
Linguini and Remy watch The Iron Giant on TV. Just a little snippet for all the Brad Bird fans.
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
Horribleness by EccentrikPirate reviews
A Ten ficlet challenge. Ten songs. Ten ficlets. Details inside. "Billy paused—fingers still tapping away at the Horrible Remote of their own free will. Crap. What did he just say? The human race was a rotting fish? Oh crap. That sounded awful."
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Captain Hammer - Complete
Hold My Tongue by JoeMerl reviews
Ferb can talk to Phineas about anything...almost. One-sided Ferb/Vanessa, one-sided Isabella/Phineas, but mostly a Phineas and Ferb family/friendship story. Not slash or incest.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Phineas, Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
The Great Danville Cold Wars by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
A silly little story about Candace falling ill, Phineas and Ferb venturing into the field of modern medicine, and Perry's epic quest to stop yet another of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's evil schemes!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
The Last Tear She'll Have to Shed by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
At the end of the movie, Emily gave up Victor so Victoria could marry him. But how do both women REALLY feel about this?
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
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Follow That White Boy reviews
Requested by Lena, a.k.a. myspiderwebsitar : cunningham/nabulungi, historical au: watching the anti-interracial marriage laws get struck down. 1950s-1960s AU.
Book of Mormon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Arnold/Elder Cunnigham, Nabalungi
Little Princess reviews
A day in the life of Kevin Price, pageant dad, and his favourite little girl, Kevilynn. Post-canon gen.
Book of Mormon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Kevin/Elder Price
Greatest Hits reviews
A collection of Love Handel-based fun-size oneshots -- or "ficlets" if you will. Rated T for later stories and slash. Please R&R!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009
New Plans reviews
General fluff and cuteness in the form of a series of ficlets, each revolving around a different pairing. Contains non-explicit slash fluff. Please read and review!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009
Spent Days reviews
A collection of oneshots, each dealing with a day in the life of Percy Weasley. Rated T for later slash and otherwise. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Percy W.
Body reviews
A songfic, based on Mother Mother's "Body". Before the Renaissance carnival, Blind Mag reminisces about life and death. Slight spoilers and Mag/Marni hinting. Oneshot, constructive criticism greatly appreciated.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Blind Mag - Complete