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Bada Bing, Bada Boom! by Clichesbullet reviews
I never really understood why people had such a hard time distinguishing the twins; Rebecca had a sweet and serene face, sorta like an angel. Rachel was the one with the permanent evil glare towards me.- Paul imprints on his worst nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,728 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Paul, Rachel
Are you thirsty Bella? by Wincing The Night Away reviews
Emmet and Jasper are babysitting Bella, while Edward is out hunting. Things happen…and Edward gets mad...and who is the mysterious kidnapper? And why is there a mysterious kidnapper?...OOoo...Read and find out! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Rinse,Cut,Color and Treat by JayJayHale reviews
Who is the one person we should trust with our deepest, darkest secrets? Our hairdressers of course! Just a one shot of Alice and Bella and their three favourite hairdressers...funny, funny, funny!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Day At The Zoo! by JayJayHale reviews
It’s Emmett’s birthday his human birthday but come on it is Emmett and he wants to celebrate it with his family at the zoo! Hilarity ensues as the Cullen’s try to keep Emmett in line while still allowing him to enjoy his bday. No Ness. Bella's a Vamp
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Day Alice Broke Rosalie's Mirror! by Seana16 reviews
What Happens When Alice Breaks Rosalie's Mirror....Well Donna Summers & Britney Spears Happens!...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Rosalie, Alice - Complete
Jazz and Em go to the Supermarket by Still-Obsessed reviews
Bella is pregnant and has a lot of wierd cravings. Jasper and Emmett are all helpful and sweet when they tell her that they’ll go buy all the food she wants for her. Problem is: they had no idea there would be so many kinds of food! COMPLETE! Yay!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Snuggies by EmmettsGirlfriend reviews
Ever seen those weird commercials with those blankets with sleeves? There called Snuggies lol what happens when Emmett and Jasper decide to order some?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Tooth Picks by Anonymoussss reviews
What happens when Emmett comes across a pack of tooth picks? Short One-Shot. Emmett/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete