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Joined 06-13-09, id: 1968474, Profile Updated: 06-01-11
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Saiyuki.

Name : You can call me Cecie ( C.C)

Gender : Female

Race: Um, I think I'm an alien, (it really shouldnt matter)

Age : Chicken- Old enough, older than I act.

Occupation : Bein' Awesome

Look: Er...ummm.derr...I dont think I care enough to type it. Or I just dont wanna get raped or stalked.

Food - Candy and SWEETS! or Spicy. Love Pasta~

Color- Lime neon Green and black

Activity- Eating

Insult word- I tend to make my own words and combine real ones

Insult Phrase - OHH too many to type~

Parings- Most yaoi...except sometimes, depending on the story, OC's are good.

Now you can realize how I have no life at all and actually had time to go on about stupid crap that you dont even need to know about!

I lost my train of thought 8 )...SO. . . . . .

I love to write (obvious) and draw. I like of manga and anime! Too many. I like to read...once again- thats obvious. My mind has been corrupted. I Love sarcasm! ( a superpower of mine)

I am pretty perverted at times (also a super power) awesome to be different and unique! I'm not picky about my hobbies... I do what ever i think is fun at the moment. SOOOO MUCH TO TYPE ...It really waste your time!! The bad part about my writing abilities is that I tend to get writers block on almost everything I do!! It makes me angry! So The stories I do write take a little time. So I want everyone to know that i do write alot but i just LOSE my creative jucies flowing after about two chapters... I normally get detracted by the random weird things that would only happen to me. I wont bother trying to list all the manga , anime, movies, and books...It would never END XD See i wrote this big ol' thing about everything I wanted you guys to know but then a stupid POP UP. 'popped up' (wow really?!) ... I HAD to do it ( I REALLY HAD to DO IT! It was unconrtrolable!) and it directed me off the page and i lost like a million-trillion-biliob-ca-jillion words >:( GRRRRRR! But anyway.-- I hope you like me and my stories!!.

~Thank you for your time.

RANDOM FACTS

I love food (Yeah, i'm a fat kid in a skinny kids body: Get the hell over it)

I hate douchebags.

I'm Different.

I hate kids that think they are cool.

Dislike pink. Its not THAT bad...but its definitely not on my awesome colors list.

Love Comedy.

BUTTSCRATCHER!

Mixed.

All kids under the age of 12 should have leashes.

I hate logic that defies my own. XD

I really cant stand ignorance...and douchebags.

My moms a GERMAN !

Im a Oreo

My best friend wants an Ostridge!

Im really not as mean as I look, Im really not that bad... :(

Yea, well I cant F@$%ing stand Justin Beiber ...thats be being polite.

I will name one of my children after a Pokemon.

I hate homophobes

I'm not gay, but I might as well be.

I LOVE FOOD!--

Cant live without my music.

I have no clue to what type of person I would be tagged as in my group of friends.

I review every SINGLE story I read

I learned about manga by random chance.

I think Batman is a douchebag but everyone else in the series is cool...Especially the Scarecrow, Joker, and the Riddler.

I love to draw but I have no talent.

BooBaas ( the alien things for kids) Make me want to scream and cry in horror.

I dont understand why every Hollister, and Areopostale look the same...just different colors.

I love Yaoi ~

Have I said I LOVE FOOD?

I hate Jay Jay the Jet plane

I want to hit someone in the face with a fish

I love slasher films

Im afraid of the Kool-Aid man! I AM SERIOUS He scares the SHIT OUT of ME!

My eyebrow twitches when I get angry and dont want to say anything

I am very protective

I make up words

I belive that i am a NINJA, that hasn't really worked out like I planned.

JOE THE WEREWOLF!

I have spaz attacks.

I dont get the spaz attacks of fan girls when they see Robbert Pattinson.

I LOVE POKEMON

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile and only 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap someone.

I LOVE FOOD

FOR the love of GOD if ya havent notice I friggin' LOVE FOOD!

BUT I hate brussle sprouts.

I tend to make OC's then drop them.

Zombies are REAL!!

Er...Umm...I-I- Dont know what else.

Umm my computer has been hacked several times.

}:D ( I HAD TO DO IT!)

7 Ways to scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."!

THATS ALL FOLKS!~

Kayla loves Ashley.

Auf Wiedersehen, Ciao, Adios, Adieu,Poka, Sayonara , and good bye!

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I Wrote This by im-batman reviews
Please," Joker got down on his knees, he was still unclothed from the waste down. "CAN WE GO SOMEWHERE THAT HAS PICTURES OF THE FOOD ON THE MENUS!"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 31,513 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Joker, J. Crane
Gives you Hell by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,396 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Forever by NearxMello reviews
This is my first DN story and I hope you enjoy. It's about MelloxNear. WARNING:There WILL be language and yaoi. Lemons WILL in in later chapters!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,484 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Typical by ScrabbleJak reviews
All Vieri wanted was to be left alone, but Federico couldn't resist trying to spend time with him.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Federico A., Vieri de Pazzi - Complete
Jones Paranormal Investigation Agency by Feux Follets reviews
AU. A candle-lit dinner with fresh roses on the side under moon light was the last thing Matthew had expected coming onto a trip meant for paranormal investigations. Francis/Matthew; Alfred/Arthur; Ivan/Yao; Warning: mild violence & creepy exorcisms.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 228,284 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Canada, France
Eames' Charms And How to Properly Resist them by The-Great-Catsby reviews
Arthur figured that he had already come this far- whats the harm in not resisting the older mans charms for a little while longer? E/A fluff.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Eames, Arthur
Don't Drop The Soap! by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,940 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
akatsuki schooldays by Jade07Fun reviews
this is mainy kakuhidan but there is sasodei and kisita my spelling sucks basicly kakuzu sasori and kisame are unpoluer at school and they have a crush on hidan deidara and itachi who are poupler story is better than summary lol plz read and review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,800 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Crawling Towards the Pillowcase by AiriKatsu reviews
#3 of WWII One-shots: It's over, and Canada has better things he can think of doing than licking his wounds. The first thing on his list of priorities is going to see the person who's been waiting patiently for him since the war began. Cuba/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Canada, Cuba - Complete
Hide and Seek by xblkdragonx reviews
Ivan proposes a high stake game of hide and seek. If Yao can avoid him for an hour, then he can have unlimited access to Russian military information but if he can't then he'll forfeit the right to his body.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,194 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Games by Lady Misaii reviews
Turkey wasn't one for losing, and neither was Egypt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Turkey, Egypt - Complete
You're the one for me Fatty by sky tulips reviews
A bored Francis accompanies a fitness-focused Arthur to the gym. One-shot. France/England but mainly a friendship fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Chat by Kaden Frontae reviews
After another routine assembly, Finland decides to give AIM a try. And so does Sweden. still sucking at summaries
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Say What? by WhokilledmyRabbit reviews
Highschool. Hidan has a unanswered crush on Kakuzu, nothing that he minds though until he suddenly realized he’s gotten competition. KakuHidan Fluff & Smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Bound by Hoshi Ayaka reviews
Hakkai wonders how Gojyo's weapon really works. Gojyo lets him examine it up close and personal. This story is rated M! Just a fun, smutty, YAOI story...some language too. One-Shot.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C. - Complete
Vacation time with Senpai! by Xxshino-Loven-bugzxX reviews
Deidara and Tobi get sent on a two week long vacation together. Will Deidara go crazy from the insane Tobi? Or will Tobi get what he was wanting all along. Rated M for later chapters. Lemons! Not very good with intos. Read, review, comment, please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,997 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by xox dolly xox reviews
A romantic and kinky evening between the blonde and redhead. PWP
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Bad Boys with Fast Cars by kitty4me reviews
Alice, Bella, and Rose had a car race against some arrogant guys one morning. What happens when those guys are attending the same high school as them? Will sparks fly? Will engines roar? Canon Couples. Mature Language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,545 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Alice, Jasper
All's Fair in Love and War by WinButler reviews
Germany and Italy like each other. That's obvious. It's telling each other that's the problem. So, instead, they both decide to pretend to date someone else, to make the other jealous. Who will crack first? Eventual Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,838 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Akatsuki summer holiday! by LoneWolf KIA reviews
Following an unfortunate argument and the discovery of Pein's toast fetish, the Akatsuki take a well deserved trip to Orlando, Florida. Featuring gender confusion, sex education, drugs, cavity searches and gratutious crotch maiming! Please review now!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Akatsuki
Akatsuki Truth or Dare by LoneWolf KIA reviews
It's what it sounds like: The Akatsuki are spinning bottles. If want disturbing, you've got it! If you want Yaoi, you've got that too, in tasteful and necessary doses. Strangely, Konan isn't done! I want your reviews! Please?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Red Skinny Jeans by Tierfal reviews
I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
the new kid by Jade07Fun reviews
kakuzu is the new kid at school and hidan really cant stand him or can he? i cant spell and my grammer sucks if you cant stand things writen with bad grammer and spelling dont read !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,764 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Short Sweet Crack by kanameouji reviews
what happens when a young Goku catches Hakki and Gojou kissing and gets a piece of wrong advice? SanzoxGoku, dont like then dont read
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2008 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Call me crazy by Ashurri1443 reviews
Have you ever wished that you could be in your favorite anime or manga, well one day Ashurri Fostuua got her wish when she is transported to Shangri-la. Shangri-la the place where Cho Hakkai, Genjyo Sanzo, Sha Gojyo, and Son Goku lives, can she survive?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 91,418 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Goku S.
Healing Hurts by Shadow Danzer reviews
Tsume gave a low growl in warning before his hand grabbed the ruff of my fur, pulling me close. Then I was human again and his mouth met mine - toboeXtsume, SLASH - For Shelly - M for a VERY good reason -
Wolf's Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Toboe, Tsume - Complete
Tokito by AbominableDante reviews
Tokito has his bad dreams. So does Kubota.
Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Akatsuki's Random Days in High School by Nani-Chan reviews
Yay for the sucky summary. A random day in high school for each of the Akatsuki members. First up: Zetsu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Zetsu, Hidan
The One by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, lemon, bondage/bdsm, violence/gore, strong language - Kakuzu gets distracted by Hidan playing an interesting little game :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Don't Mess With Magic by Phantasmic-Reality reviews
This is a story of two girls, whose lives turn upside down after their discovery of an old mythological book. Soon they discover that unlike in any of the TV shows, nothing is simple as it seems. HieixOC KuramaxOC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,353 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Hiei, Kurama M.
Never Mess With An Uchiha by Darkfire75 reviews
ItachiDeidaraHidan. “You’re such a gothic Lolita, redeye,” Hidan sneered. “I had no idea.” Yes, I did go there XD Chapter 2 added!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Art Appreciation by Darkfire75 reviews
Oneshot “An artist likes to know their work is appreciated, un.” ItachiDeidaraHidan. Yep, that's right. :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Jaundiced Eye by firefly reviews
After stumbling into an abandoned house looking for shelter, Temari discovers it to be not so abandoned, after all. Drabble request. Kakuzu, Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,695 - Follows: 371 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Cheat by AbominableDante reviews
A Christmas Saiyuki story. Hakkai and Gojyo.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C. - Complete
Callow Lamb by firefly reviews
Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
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Excuses never Last reviews
After a long time some silver headed man thinks about his green eyed roommate way too much! The chain of events arent making it easy...both using excuse after excuse to cover up--I DONT OWN....Reviews are Loved
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
I'm Sorry reviews
How does Kisame feel? Sorry. Just a short poem type thing about his feelings toward Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Unintentional Meetings reviews
Rated M for language, violence, and other stuff.Someone comes into there lives maybe more than just one person...O.C's I suck at summaries.Someting caught his attention. Did someting just move? He thought But we're in the desert shadow i guess...
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009