Author has written 16 stories for Lost Odyssey, Kingdom Hearts, One Piece, Final Fantasy XIII, Left 4 Dead, Assassin's Creed, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Tiger & Bunny/タイガー＆バニー.
--Uh okay, 12/13/2015 update. I wrote this profile when I was like 12. I'm twenty years old now and much of this is embarrassing but as I don't use this site, I don't really plan on editing it a lot. But IF anyone is reading this (no) then take all this with a grain of salt lol. I hated so many female characters. Why.--
Hi there! I usually am on fanfiction, but it seems like people don't write enough, so I must have to write my own stories for other people to read~
My Real Name
Second Career Choice:
My Favorite Games or Series
1. Lost Odyssey
2. Kingdom Hearts
3. Left 4 Dead 2
4. Phoenix Wright
5. Fatal Frame
6. Professor Layton
7. Final Fantasy
8. Prince of Persia
Likes (in random order)
1. Video games
2. Video game music
7. Watching videos
10. Reading fanfiction
1. Doors (and now tables, I guess)
2. People lying
4. My english teacher
5. Lying (any lying- people lying to me, to friends)
6. People hurting others
8. People making fun of me (who likes that?)
1. Lost Odyssey-- Jansen Friedh, Tolten
2. Prince of Persia-- The new Prince
3. Final Fantasy IV--Edge, Kain, Rydia, Cecil
4. Shadow of the Colossus-- Wander, Agro, Mono, Malus, Avian
5. Avatar: Last Airbender-- Zuko, Sokka, Iroh, Toph
6. Kingdom Hearts-- Zexion, Demyx, Axel, Saix
7. Fatal Frame-- Pffff. When I think of Fatal Frame characters I think of Mayu. But Itsuki is pretty cool, and so is the detective in Fatal Frame 4.
8. Professor Layton-- Professor Layton, Chelmey, Luke
9. Bleach (I can't believe I've gotten into this fandom)-- Uryu, Gin, Kisuke, Chad, Hanataro (for some weird reason)
10. Pokemon (My god)-- Harley, Drew, Paul, Soledad I guess
11. Phoenix Wright-- Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright, Larry Butz, Dick Gumshoe
12. Resident Evil-- Leon
13. Left 4 Dead 2-- Ellis, Nick
14. Final Fantasy XIII- Hope, Yaag Rosch, Cid Raines
15. Batman: Arkham Asylum-- Riddler, Scarecrow, Batman, Joker
16. Axis Powers: Hetalia-- Germany, Sweden, Spain, South Korea
17. One Piece-- Sanji, Usopp, Zoro, Franky
Least Favorite Characters
1. Lost Odyssey-- Sarah, Cooke, Sed
2. Shadow of the Colossus-- Emon, #3 colossus, #9, #7, and definitely #10.
3. Avatar: Last Airbender--Suki, Mai
4. Kingdom Hearts-- Kairi, Sora, Saix, Axel
5. Fatal Frame-- Mayu
6. Pokemon-- Dawn, any other people from the Sinnoh arc except Paul, I guess
7. Resident Evil-- That Angela chick from Degeneration, Chris' biceps
8. Left 4 Dead 2-- Rochelle
9. Final Fantasy XIII-- Fang, Vanille, Rygdea now for killing Cid...
10. Batman: Arkham Asylum-- Killer Croc
11. One Piece-- Nami
12. Axis Powers: Hetalia-- I like everyone but Sealand, pretty much. Hungary though, for letting France rape Austria, and Canada did make America cry...
Favorite Pairings (in no order)
3. Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgeworth
10. New Prince/Elika
Least Favorite Pairings
4. Zexion/Lexaeus (friendship only)
8. Cloud/Anyone but Aeris
16. Pretty much any Hetalia incest pairing...
Random Character Changes I Like
1. Motherly!Larxene (or caring)
4. Good!Xemnas (as in not evil)
7. Useless!Kairi (that's not a character change)
10. Where China and America aren't bashed!
Random Character Changes or Groups I Don't Like
3. I hate people who bash Harley. I mean, seriously? If you hate him, keep it to yourself.
... It gets old. Who writes an entire story JUST to say how much they hate Harley? Why do they even hate him? Sure, he's annoying, but in my opinion, he's the best character the show has made.
5. People bashing Zexion in any way
Stories in the making:
This is my biggest project right now! I have three or four chapters, and the full thing is 23 pages (typed up. I have around 14 pages written on paper).
Untitled as of Now
Genre: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort (as of now)
Untitled as of Now
Tales of the Closet
In the Dark Realm
Kingdom Hearts: Questions with the Organization
Untitled as of Now
Sharing the Pain
I'm sure I'll have to put down more story ideas, I just have too many of those.
Me: Linley the Best Man!
Jenine: Johnny the Wedding Bear!
Haley: Percy the Assassin!
Roshni: Robbie the Srobear!
Kathryn: Roger the Jolly Rancher!
Maria: Mercutio the Bleh!
Kelsey: (get ready for this) Kelly the Ziplining Egotistical Flesh-Colored Czar of China!
And finally, the only boy, Cody: Cody the Vampire Bat Kitty! Or, Limehead the Vampire Bat Kitty! Whichever you prefer!
Our best comparison to Organization XIII members:
Jenine: Bahaha Xaldin.
Best comparison to Axis Powers: Hetalia characters:
This includes who we might cosplay as XD
Me: There has been debate... Apparently I act like Italy (I'm officially North Italy), but I act a whole lot like America, and I look like China. xD ... They'd have the weirdest baby.
Roshni: South Korea
My Random Quotes!
-- Kathryn: "Music is like candy. You just have to throw away the rappers."
-- Me: "Death is easy. It's like flipping a one-way switch. On to off, Light to Dark. Living is very, very hard."
-- Jenine: "I really like everything about him. ... Except that his voice sounds like a can opener."
-- My sister: "-throws down controllers- I will not battle Axe and Sword again!"
Me: "B-but- ... -determined look, picks up controller- (25 minutes later)"
Her: "Wow, you did it! ... Lindsay?"
-dead on floor-
-- Me: "Hahah, the video skipped just as I screamed!"
Jacob: "Haha! No, you screamed and then the ghost appeared."
Me: "... How does that make sense?!"
-- "Alright! Roll call! Haley!"
"Romeo, oh Romeo!"
"I'm sitting right in front of you."
"That's you, stupid."
"Good! We're all here!"
-- (playing Jackpot with Frisbee)
Me: "GLUE, FIRST TOUCH!"
-throws Frisbee at lightning speed (it's very cold outside...), hits Haley in leg-
Me: "Oh, Haley! Sorry!"
-gets Frisbee back-
Me: "Alright! BANKRUPT, FIRST TOUCH!"
Haley: "-talking to Matthew- I know! I mean, it just hit me in the leg-"
-Frisbee hits in face-
--Jenine: "But I wanna be Saix! He's hot and sexy! And he's cunning and calm, while being sneaky and calculating!"
Me: "But you're not any of those!"
Me: "What? ... OH! No, no, no! That's not what I meant!"
--Jenine: "But you're nothing like Zexion!"
Me: "SO?! He's hot and sexy and awesome, and I love him most! Besides, you have Saix!"
Jenine: "Yeah... But Haley has Vexen!"
Haley: "I am perfectly happy with my result."
Me: "... You're so weird!"
You know in history class, after getting obsessed with Hetalia, you're gonna start seeing hearing some funny stuff.
"(My AP World teacher) You see, France is stealing England's benefits."
Me: -snicker- -leans over to friend- "France is stealing England's benefits."
Us: -die laughing-
Everyone else: ???
-- "And China was exporting opium at the time."
Me: -snicker, fake gasp- "China!"
My friend: -shaking head disapprovingly- "Who knew."
-- "Everyone know why France's frags are made of Velcro? (telling a joke)"
Teacher: "Blue, white, and red stripes, right? -makes waving motion with hands- They can just pull off the blue and red stripes!" pretends to make white flag, imitating French- "JK! WE SURRENDER!"
Me: -turns to friend- -dies laughing- "It fits so well!"
Now, usually I don't do these, but it gives me a chance to go on about Kingdom Hearts. XD
SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions
1. Your favorite KH guy?
Zexion. Freakin' hands down. Yeah, I'm a Zexy-fangirl. Don't even question. I definitely do like Demyx very much though, but definitely second best. And also, strangely enough, Luxord is my third favorite. Dude? He's got a British accent and he kills things while barely moving and letting GIANT CARDS kill everything. What's cooler than that?
2. Your favorite KH girl?
XD Do I have to choose one? Nah, really, I like... Ah, I was going to stick some random girl in there that I like, but I couldn't think of one mid-type. It's not like I really hate them, it's just hard to choose the one I liked most. I mean, Larxene was annoying, and Kairi was so terribly stereotyped I can't even go on. Xion had the case of the 'suddenly-main-character'. It's not like they kicked Roxas off a pedestal of being the main character- but everyone else was. Quoting a fellow author's profile, the game became 'Xion and Those Thirteen Other Guys'. So, a favorite girl character? Probably Olette. She had rocking eyes. Who doesn't like green?
Namine's pretty cool, too. Just a bit quiet and not too much personality.
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
Mm... Sora, maybe. Am I looking like a stereotypical fangirl yet? Nah, he just had the always-smiley main characterness. Oh yeah- I really, really hate Xaldin. Not just his character, actually not as much his character at all. But my name is Lindsay, so when we were thinking of Organization names for ourselves, they're like, "Hey! Xaldinsy is like Lindsay! Xaldin's only missing two letters!" And me, little asian girl, went "BLEGH" to the 6.5 foot tall 200 (all of muscle) pound man. xD But honestly, either him, Xigbar, or Sora. Also Sora because he wiped out the Organization. Jerk.
4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
Ah... A much easier question. Kairi, probably. Seriously, they handed her a flowery keyblade? I'm not all that crazy about Xion, either, but definitely Kairi first,
5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Definitely not Wonderland. Um, maybe Neverland in Days. XD I loved flying around. And Atlantica from KH2 was awesome, too. Being a fish? Swimming around? Singing songs? Pretty awesome. XD Now let me sing with Aladdin!
6.) Least Favorite World?
Wonderland. Who wants to kill an Emerald Serenade in the maze in that place?
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Well, I never got into the habit of synthesizing. I love Sora's Bond (XD I wrote Bong at first) of Flames. It makes me sad. All of Zexion's Lexicon's are cool, too. And his sandwich. I love all the joke weapons, too. Who doesn't want to attack things with hairdryers, or a giant ladle?
8. Least Favorite Weapon?
I don't know. Maybe the bas- No, I got it. Kairi's keyblade. It's a weapon, it counts for me.
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
I never really used Summons.
10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
Final Form! I looove flying.
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
Shoot me for this, but Zemyx. When I was in middle school, I hated yaoi. This pairing alone changed me completely. XD I like Zemyx and AkuRoku's not bad either. SoRiku's just kind of always there. I don't go looking for it. I guess the same goes for AkuRoku. XemSai of course has to complete this list. While I was originally all for Marlene, and I thought MarVex was really weird and creepy, I guess I got used to it. XD Both goes for Marluxia pairings, I guess. I saw one Zexion/Xion fic that was strangely cute. It wasn't really Xion, because the person hadn't played Days and only guessed at the personality of her, but it was cute nonetheless. Oh! And I've gotten a strange liking for Luxord/Larxene. Am I weird? I just want something with Luxord so he's not absolutely forgotten by everybody.
12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
Ugh, probably XigDem. I'm not a fan of Zexion/Lexaeus and Zexion/Vexen, either.
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
Haha, I already named a few. I guess I can restate Xion/Zexion and Luxord/Larxene. Um... Xigbar/Xaldin. Not so much crack, but it's there.
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
Xaldin/King Mickey/Link (Zelda). I saw it. ... Yeah.
15. Any "KH-pet-peeves" you have?
Ah, this is going to be a long list. XD
Emo Zexion. I look at one fic- oh no, emo Zexion. Not even gonna read it. Look at this one- oh, summary looks promi- nope, emo Zexion. Ah, this story looks nice! The first chapter is how Zexion is emo and hates life. Or he ends up emo. Come on, people. Having your hair over one eye does not make you emo.
Getting their personalities wrong! Everyone, heed these words! They apply to even Kingdom Hearts characters I hate, so I'm not bias!
Of course, Zexion is not emo. Secondly- he is not 'bossy, precocious, moody, and overall a young brat'. What game are you playing? It sure ain't Kingdom Hearts. Zexion smiles more than like, all of the other Organization members! Whether they're smirks or smiles, they're there. He's not precocious, a brat, or moody. He doesn't need 'a source of love and comfort because of his young, bossy, moodiness'. Zexion's a bit of a listener, but he's that smart, a-bit-prideful character. He does seem to tease Vexen ("What's all this noise about?") and Lexaeus ("Do I not even warrant a hello, Lexaeus?"), I think it was stated somewhere (in the Kingdom Hearts wiki, maybe?) that Zexion was the second-in-command of the original six. When the other nobody's joined, Saix put his plan into place to gain Xemnas' trust and all that so he and Axel could get their hearts back. Saix was third-in-command, Zexion was moved to Castle Oblivion (that led to death), Saix was second-in-command. So, yeah, Zexion has some right to be a bit arrogant.
Demyx is not super-bubbly-childish Honey-from-Ouran-High-School-Host-Club. Whatever it's called, Loli-shota or something. Demyx is lazy, laid-back, go-with-the-flow, and a bit more lax about his existence, because (I'm making assumptions here) while he may know he doesn't have a heart, he likes to believe he doesn't.
Saix is not Saix-puppy, though nobody takes that as seriously, and he is also not a rapist. If you find him in a dark alley, he will ignore you. If you try to mug him, he will probably injure you very much. But! He will not try to rape you. Oddly enough, if you try to mug someone I don't know why they would try to rape you. But, nonetheless! How likely is it that you will see Saix raping Zexion or Demyx, or Axel or Roxas? He's more likely to be... Ah, well.
Xaldin doesn't seem like the rapist type to me, either. Neither does Xigbar, Throwin' it out there.
Friend said I should add this. Roxas is not 'the complete opposite of Sora'. One of the early theories for Nobodies is that they are the exact opposites of their somebodies. *SPOILER ALERT*! Truth is, Roxas isn't Sora, really- He's Ventus. Not only does he have Ventus' looks, he's got Ventus' personality. Ventus lost his heart, it went into Sora. Basically, by the end of KH1, Sora had 3 hearts stuffed inside him. One became the strange Nobody Namine who's tied to Sora, one became Roxas, while Sora was just the vessel for Ventus' heart. Sora could only use the keyblade because he had Ventus' heart. It's all Ventus, really. XD But off topic here. Point is, they aren't opposites. Look at Lea and Axel, and Isa and Saix!
Aerith, CloTi, and Leon. I love Aeris and Squall, not Aerith and Leon. Who are they? I know there's this whole Aerith/Aeris thing, but FF7 says Aeris. Guess what I'm going with? I don't even get Leon. And nobody likes Cloud/Tifa! Sorry to anyone who does. I just never liked it, especially since Kingdom Hearts hugely shipped them and Aeris never existed to Cloud. LEGIT.
I've got more, trust me. They've run away from me now, though. Remember- don't forget Luxord! Ever! He's more epic than you know!
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
I love Aladdin of course, but I absolutely love Auron. Oh- dang, I can't believe I forgot Riku! Riku, hands down.
SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
Hm... Well, Days left a lot up to imagination. It didn't do much for the Organization. You had legit 6 days with half of them. So, yeah. Anything's possible, really, with what they gave us.
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
Do I need to answer?
I will anyway.
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
Not sure. I used to be like, "He's the only straight one there!" But thanks to my MarVex... Bisexual, I guess.
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
Yup. That or Sora for killing the Organization. Or Donald. Hate him. It's funny listening to his japanese voice, though! I heard one line, but all I heard was "Wakamachaaa!" I don't think that means anything. XDDD Also, one line of Goofy's I heard and remember in japanese was, "Doshita noooooo?" But his voice was really deep so it was funny xD
SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
I like both... I'd root for both. I'd say, "Go with what your heart says!" and Roxas would probably choose Namine. Pssh. Olette has two other guys. And Seifer, if you really want.
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
I know everything about it, and more, so not much of a theory...
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
Nope. Card system was dumb as heck, which is why they dropped it like a rock. But no, story-wise is was as best as can be. Great game. Great characters. STOP KILLING THEM OFF!
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
Zexion. And if I could go through all the characters in the Org, and go to a few of my other characters, I'd land on Sora and go "Why? Why in the hell would you even?"
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Hm... Demyx? I'm lazy...
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
Then I woke up one morning sitting up, and I couldn't figure out why I was like that at first, but then I realized was surrounded by a few friends I was sleeping over with who were dying laughing, because I screamed, "DON'T TOUCH MY SEXY ZEXY! DON'T YOU DARE RAPE HIM, XIGBAR!" I don't even remember what I was dreaming about.
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
Zexion. Because I can. My hair is already parted like that and my bangs work. All I need is some hairspray and someone who can sew.
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
"How will I go back to the islands? How will I face everyone?"
"Like this?" *makes dumb face* I never truly recovered from that laughing fit.
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
I had a hard time killing any of the Organization. I stopped before I fought Zexion because I simply couldn't kill him. But honestly, Sephiroth. Still haven't beaten him.
30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
The Organization. The story. The Organization.
SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...
31. Hayner or Pence?
Hard choice... Hayner.
32. Zexion or Marluxia?
33. Riku or Roxas?
34. Roxas or Sora?
35. Axel or Demyx?
36. Kairi or Larxene?
Kairi. She doesn't get paired with Demyx or Zexion as much.
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
AkuRoku. Don't look for it, but it's usually more prominent and therefore more influential. Haha, big words.
38. Namixas or Namiku?
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
40. SoKai or SoRiku?
SoRiku, I suppose.
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Both. Preferably not at the same time.
Paopu Fruit only if I can share with someone, though.
42. Cloud or Squall?
Agh! Cloud. Maybe? Or Squall? Ah! I can't do this!
43. CloTi or Cleris?
Cleris! Gosh, I hate CloTi.
44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!
45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for.
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
Hm... Pokemon would be amusing. XD "Demyx: Go, Zexeon! I choose you! It failed! Zexeon is a actually not a pokemon! Demyx is so confused!"
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Axel looks like Reno, of course. Zexion looks like Fuujin, Seifer's girl buddy!
48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?
Wish I could get Birth By Sleep, but honestly, I know everything about it, and Ienzo has one like, one minute scene. Honestly?
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
KH2. Reaction Commands.
50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
The story was so freakin' confusing at first- but look at Birth by Sleep, and it all comes together! They threw all this stuff at you, and suddenly, it all makes sense! It's one freakin' massive story. Not just that, the characters are amazing. When you're playing as Sora, you can't help but wonder if he's doing the right thing (which he isn't, imho).
XD These are so funny, and I've had this one for forever!
List the Organization XIII characters in random order.
1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humorous side or the angsty side?
Xaldin/Xemnas? Hm… Angsty… Because Xaldin would be all, “I’m too hairy for love!” And Xemnas would be all, “I’m too evil for love!”
2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?
Larxene/Roxas? Smutty… As terrifying as that would be. Larxene would be all in Roxas’ space, but Axel would be on her case in a heartbeat, gay or not.
3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?
Axel/Vexen? No. I mean, Axel killed Vexen. That’s one roadblock in a relationship. “Oops” wouldn’t really cut it…
4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?
“Holyyy crap. Oh wait- they were the only single ones left.”
5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?
Oh, geez. Demyx/Saïx or Marluxia/Xigbar. Um… Demyx is afraid of Saïx (I’m pretty sure that much is canon). And Marluxia and Xigbar is a pretty crack pairing, but I guess that one.
6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?
LMFAO. Zexion? ABSO-LUTE-TIFFERY-YES.
7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?
Xemnas if Lexaeus and Demyx got together? “Wow, that’s weird as hell. But Lexaeus, if you can get that boy to work, I will love you forever.”
8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.
“Two Elements That Would Suck to Have Occur During a Picnic.” XD Seriously though, for Axel/Larxene, something like “Blazing Sky” or something cheesy like that. You know, blazing like fire? And lightning comes from… the sky? Get it? HAHAHA!
9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?
Roxas/Luxord. … Yeah.
10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?
Xigbar/Saïx? Um… In some like, web-comic parallel to Birth by Sleep or something, you could make Isa have a crush on Braig or something. Or a secret affair. Hm…
11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?
LMAO. Marluxia/Vexen. Marluxia would definitely top. Sorry, Vexen.
12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?
Luxord/Saïx? Luxord could get with anyone… Kind of. I mean, it’s not like anyone pairs him with anyone in particular. And Saïx… um… Maybe?
13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?
Lexaeus/Xemnas? Um... "He was the strong silent one who always stood on the sidelines, supportive of everyone, but the one no one seemed to notice. Everyone but Xemnas." And Zexion and Vexen, but hey, who's really checking?
If you guys ever see that summary, don’t read the story.
14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?
Zexion/Xaldin?! Zexion would be the pregnant one (honestly, Xaldin pregnant?) and he’d be freaking out, though it’d be hilarious to watch him have mood-swings. Xaldin would… Just be Xaldin. And everyone else would be wondering how the heck Zexion was pregnant in the first place.
15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.
Warning: Contains cards, rum, handcuffs, and one utterly-freaked-out Demyx.
16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?
Larxene and Zexion are getting married… What would Xigbar say as a speech?
“Well, we all knew none of us expected this. Who in the heck knew love could sprout of Zexion towards someone other than a dude? And who knew Larxene was actually a girl? Probably not Zexion, of course.” And Xigbar would be killed and someone else would take over. If he didn’t get killed, “But we rejoice the coming together of the only hetero marriage we will ever get in the Organization now. At least Zexion actually got someone shorter than him.”
Time for Axis Powers: Hetalia!
I love these things.
List your favorite Hetalia characters in random order.
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Lithuania and Japan? LOL Crack ftw. Can’t say I have. XD Never seen one, either. … -goes to look up-
02.) Do you think Four is hot?
03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Finland got China pregnant?! Boy, I would be in utter shock.
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Germany? Hm… I’m sure I can, but most of them are Germany/North Italy. Then again, what fics aren’t Germany and North Italy?
….. WOW. I went through my favorites and realized every one of my Hetalia favorites were America/England. I’ve read so many others, but never favorited…? Well, I do like the Club YAOI fics by Anaca. If you want something not too serious and, fairly long, and with most of the popular pairings (GerIta, America/England, Spamano) then that’s your series! :D
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Greece and Lithuania?
… Have they ever met?
Hm… I think Lithuania might be a bit… intimidated in a way by Greece's laid-backness… Not so much intimidated as confused. xD
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Sweden/Germany or Sweden/Poland? Sweden/Finland.
… Well, Germany and Sweden look too much alike. And they kind of are alike in how others tend to react about them, too (poor Sweden). But, um, Sweden/Poland, because it’d be too entertaining.
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Italy walked in on Greece and Finland having sex? He’d probably scream and run to Germany as fast as he could, then proceed to tell everyone. And Sweden would be very depressed.
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
America/Poland? Such a challenge @.@
They were always the outgoing ones, naïve and ignorant of crises. But they both knew they were hiding a loneliness inside- one that could only be healed by each other.
God that’s awful! I wouldn’t go anywhere near that fic!
09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
England/China? I was planning on looking until I saw who it was. Need I check?
… I did. I searched ‘fluff’ and then England and China. There’s all of one fic. XDDD Kudos to you, Hitomi Shirou!
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
North Italy/Finland Hurt/Comfort? Ah… Let’s see.
“I Know Exactly How You Feel”. Just think about it.
(... if you don't get it, think of Germany and Sweden? XD)
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
LOL. Austria to de-flower England?! Um… First, Prussia gets Austria drunk, then locks him in a house with England. And maybe have some kind of clip or something or his hair thingie (or you could use aphrodisiac). *shivers* That’d be the creepiest fic.
Does Austria's hair even work the same as Italy's?
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
North Italy slash? Who doesn’t? Um, yeah. Pretty much everyone who’s into Hetalia on my friends list xDDD
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
America het? Who would you pair him with? Hm… Maybe Taiwan? That’s all I can think of @.@ But no, no one does.
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Erm, I draw Japan. XD I’m sure they do, since I’ve read stories they’ve written about Japan.
14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Greece/Austria/Sweden?! Erm… YEAH! I mean, maybe not as a canon thing, but it’d be the most hilarious crack! Hahaha! Greece, Austria, and Sweden. You couldn’t get more random! They’d all need some kind of incentive for this!
15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
“LIKE, OH MY GOSH!”
16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I don’t know many popular songs, so I’ll cheat and say ‘Aiyaa Four Thousand Years’! :D What embodies China better?
17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Contains intense crack, confusion, a drunk and scantily clad England, and bound-and-gagged Lithuania and Finland.
18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Poland on Greece? Um… “Like, oh my gosh. That is like, the cutest cat evar. And your bed-hair is like, totes awesome."
19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A fic about Sweden? Um… Yesterday. XDDD
20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
The ankles. It’s true.
(How am I supposed to know?! About Lithuania?!)
21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Japan shag Germany?! Um, after tons and tons of alcohol, maybe! And Germany would have to be like, bound, gagged, and like, chained to the wall to not stop Japan.
22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
America. Italy doesn’t top anyone.
23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
“England and Germany (WTF?) are in a happy relationship until Germany suddenly runs off with Austria (?! Um…) England, broken-hearted, has a one-night stand with Japan (why would Japan agree?!) and a brief unhappy affair with Finland (this is getting more unrealistic… Or it started this way, actually.), then follows the wise advice of Sweden (Sweden gives advice?) and finds true love in America (LMFAO! YES! PERFECT ENDING AHAHAHA! ENDED WITH AMERICA/ENGLAND PAST ALL THAT YES FTW.)
24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
North Italy/China? I’d rage-quit and throw my computer. Then I’d pick it up and say I’m sorry, and go and throw the creator. Then I’d cry about the sudden crack and lol-intensely at everyone’s reactions.
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