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Author has written 3 stories for Mortal Instruments, and Darkest Powers.

I'm Ambur and I have a tendency to ramble and be random. :)

Reading is one of my favourite pastimes, along with listening to music and watching TV or movies. :)
I've delved into writing myself, but I'm really more of a reader. But if inspiration strikes and I'm in a writing mood, I'll try my best to get it written down.

My blog has now blossomed into a book blog, and I use it mostly to share my thoughts on books, and also what I'm reading and or getting in the mail. I have author or character interviews, guest posts, and whatever else strikes my fancy, and I also use it to share giveaways I find, or to host my own.
Here's the link:
I also have Twitter, in case anyone wants to follow me or is just curious, it's: http://twitter.com/#!/AmburHostyn

Favorite Books:
- The Mortal Instruments (JACE!!!! Enough said ;))
- The Infernal Devices Trilogy (Love Will! :D)
- Twilight Saga (I love Edward too, but Jace knocked him off number one on my fictional hot guys list lol)
- Inheritance Cycle(Ah..Murtagh, another one of my fictional crushes and I don't care what anyone says he's really good..at least on the inside, and that's what counts, besides bad guys can be hot too ;D)
- Jane Austen books (what can I say, I love guys with accents, even when they're in my head lol and like most I love Elizabeth & Mr. Darcy :D)
- Ella Enchanted (cutest book ever, and I love that I can read it in one sitting, oh and Prince Charmant is another one of those dead sexy guys lol)
- Harry Potter series (I have recently become very into the pairing of Draco and Hermione, so if you know any good fics, please share!)
- the Hunger Games (Love me some Peeta! :D)
- Darkest Powers Trilogy (Derek *sigh*)
- Women of the Otherworld Series (Not YA :P, and Clay is my fav in case anyone's curious haha)
- Divergent Trilogy (Love Four, and I seriously love Fourtris, or as I call it Fortress! :D)
- Jaci Burton's Play by Play series - I absolutely love sports romances! If you know of any fics with sports I'd love recommendations! :D

I find more every day, I love book shopping!! Always up for new ones too, so leave me a message with some good ones, and I'll probably give'em a try :D I could add more right now...but I'm feeling lazy :P


MUSIC: Favourite Artists

Taylor Swift - Hedley - Beach Boys - Simple Plan - Faber Drive- Hey Monday
The Beatles - Hedley - Adele - Parachute - Busted - McFly - Son of Dork

...music is soooooo addictive, and I've got lots that I like, but it would take forever to put it all on here haha


Finally have cable...so I'm addicted to TV again! ;)

Favourite Shows:
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Nashville, The Flash, iZombie, Veronica Mars, Merlin, Gilmore Girls, , How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Greek, Glee, Vampire Diaries (Okay, I know I said I wouldn't watch it...but I freaking love this show, Damon is so freaking awesome :D), Once Upon a Time, and Game of Thrones! :D


Random things that I love:
- READING - Pickles - Orange - High School Musical - Ryan Reynolds - Rain - Sand - Rainbows - Being barefoot - Bubble gum - British music - Accents! - Celebrity crushes - My family, that includes my doggies :) - My friends - Doodling - Animals - Superheroes - Disney movies, and the songs that come with :D - Coca-Cola - Slushies - Pancakes! - Waffles - Bacon - Ok, I just really love breakfast! - FanFiction :D -

MY HOT GUYS FROM BOOKS LIST!! (You can arrange them in any order you like, I'm just gonna put them all on here, I encourage everyone to go out and make their own ;) )
The Mortal Instruments - Jace
Twilight - Edward Cullen
Darkest Powers - Derek Souza
Harry Potter - Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, and Oliver Wood...*sigh* I really love Oliver Wood. :)
Pride & Prejudice - Mr.Darcy
The Inhertitance Cycle - Murtagh
The Women of the Otherworld Series - Clay Danvers
The Hunger Games - Peeta
Vampire Diaries - Damon Salvatore (I mean Stefan's good too...but Damon's just SO SEXY! ;D )


Can't get a hold of me...I'm probably off reading somewhere. ;)

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Three Sugars by oeuvre24 reviews
Draco Malfoy's coffee break is his third favourite time of the day. Hermione Granger deciding her coffee break was at that time was a reason to change the position of his break in terms of where it ranked. Higher or lower, though...he wasn't quite sure. [Rated M for later chapters]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,532 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 6/1 - Hermione G., Draco M.
In the Shadow of the Toll Bridge by Nikstlitslepmur reviews
AU: Something DID jog the memory of our favorite prince that night...but it wasn't the windmill. What would have happened if David Nolan had remembered his REAL life instead of his fake one that fateful night in Gold's shop? What would have happened if David and Mary Margaret had awoken long before anyone else and been left to deal with the monumental task of breaking the curse?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 452,791 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 12/6/2011 - David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard
Center Stage by WElaine21 reviews
Annabeth is a dancer in the American Ballet Academy, Percy is the principle in the American Ballet Company. They meet- fluff ensues.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 1/28 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Piper M., Jason G.]
You Found Me by WElaine21 reviews
Annabeth Chase a Senior at NYU meets Peter a successful songwriter and hits it off with him right away. What happens when Peter turns out to be Percy Jackson the multi platinum recording artist? All Human, OOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,029 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 1/28 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G.
Addicted to His Sweetness by alizarincrims0n reviews
High school AU. Draco is a paperboy, Hermione is the girl who waits at her window every morning to catch a glimpse of him. One day, she has something very naughty in mind. M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,911 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 1/29 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
I Got a Boy by flyingcrowbar reviews
All it takes is a pair of scissors to turn Annabeth Chase into Andrew Chase, shedding the long blonde ponytail in exchange for a uniform at the elite all-boys private school where only the finest go on to achieve their dreams. It's her last hope to becoming an architect. Hopefully her new bunkmate, the all-star swimmer Percy Jackson, doesn't find out who he's really rooming with.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,164 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G.
Games We Play On The Couch by Little-Angry-Kitten reviews
He loves that couch and what they do it; but he loves his bed and what she does in it more. Co-Written with Orlissa for Ticklishsuperspy on Tumblr. AU/Ward is not Hydra
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/29 - [G. Ward, Skye/Daisy] - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14751 - Favs: 7,389 - Follows: 7,024 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Savior's Heart by spanglemaker9 reviews
Emma and Killian's fledgling relationship faces some unexpected tests.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,960 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
The Heart of the Matter by spanglemaker9 reviews
Gold underestimated just how well Emma knew Killian, and how hard she'd fight to save him. Meant to be a post 4x08 drabble that got out of control, as they always do.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
One Day by RueforRegret reviews
Over a quarter of a century separates single-mother Bella Swan from her hormone-riddled adolescence. Watching her teenaged daughter navigate her way through various rites of passage, Bella can't help falling prey to nostalgia. "One Day" brims with steamy reminiscences of first love and traces one woman's mid-life attempt to reclaim it. ExB, AH, mild angst, M-Rated 18 & over.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 127,899 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay by spanglemaker9 reviews
Everybody goes home and Emma isn't ready to let go of Killian. Just me working out my feelings post 4x02
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Other Common Uses for Magic by spanglemaker9 reviews
Killian has been looking forward to his first proper date with Emma for a long time, but she's got a little something to give him before dinner.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Five Times Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy Never Kissed by Tobiume reviews
Several encounters that never happened. Or did they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,034 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Lost Heir by spanglemaker9 reviews
Where did Hook come from, exactly? A drabble-ish, future shot, slice-of-life, Captain Swan moment.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21704 - Favs: 5,798 - Follows: 5,817 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Kind of a Happy Ending by spanglemaker9 reviews
Post Season 3. The foes have all been vanquished and everyone in Storybrooke is settling in to enjoy their happily ever after. Hook and Emma should know nothing's ever that easy for them. Fluff-ish relationship stuff.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19575 - Favs: 6,520 - Follows: 4,460 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Thursday by Tobiume reviews
Hermione takes a wrong turn up a trick staircase and runs in to Draco Malfoy. (HG/DM, HG/RW)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Nine Consequences of One Night and a Door by ddpjclaf reviews
The teenaged daughter and son of sworn rivals meet with a bang one drunken night against the bathroom door. Now everyone must come to terms with the 9 consequences of one night, a girl, a boy, and a door. OOC AH/AU Lemonade. Vulgar language. Mature.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 340,066 - Reviews: 3591 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
The Animal Inside by LR Earl reviews
*SEQUEL UP* Hermione feels a strong pull to her animalistic side after an accident at work. Draco offers a proposal her inner wolf cannot refuse to help 'relieve' the tension. But how long can this liaison last, especially since he is getting married? Graphic and mature scenes abound, you've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,227 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Art of Getting Fluffed by ChocolateSparrow reviews
Like every professional, Edward Cullen needs the right tools for the job. But what happens when they just don't work anymore? Cue Bella Swan, an expert at being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The adventures of Bunny and Fluff. Short funny chapters rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 68,100 - Reviews: 4392 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 2,955 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Edward, Bella
Turbulence by ddpjclaf reviews
*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 210,843 - Reviews: 2365 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Confessions After Dark by 2DrunkUnicorns reviews
"Everyone has something they'd like to confess…" Every Friday night, he calls. And every time he calls, I listen. A story about what happens when fantasy blends into reality – when the secrets we share are just as important as the secrets we keep.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,240 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Stuff by Kodelaine reviews
Draco, in need of a shower, resorts to using the head girls. He figures she's off in the library, until of course he's greeted with a wall of steam as soon as he opens the bathroom door. Dramione oneshot, warnings for cursing & Dubcon. Songfic based off of Good Stuff by Shakira.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Insomnia by nightwalker21492 reviews
Hermione has insomnia. Can Malfoy help? ONE SHOT. Rated MA. I haven't written a story in a while so let me know what you guys think! :D Some GRAPHIC scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Boy At Table Seven by LyricalKris reviews
Life for a young waitress can be pretty mundane. The highlight of Bella's week was the lunchtime visit from the three sexy mechanics from across the street. Then one day there was a little boy at her table left alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,511 - Reviews: 6881 - Favs: 4,317 - Follows: 3,982 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Boy With The Emerald Eyes by s.2694 reviews
After the tragic death of her parents, Chloe begins to see ghosts everywhere. She is confused and alone until she meets two mysterious boys who tell her what she really is. What will she do when they dissappear? Can she find them before it's too late?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 157,721 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
The Cabin by KarenES reviews
Multi-part story that picks up where 1x11 "You Win Again" left off. First chapter is an intro; subsequent chapters will flashback to Deacon & Rayna's past, picking up on some of the clues we've gotten so far about their relationship. My first Nashville fic so trying to get tone and characters right - let me know how I do!
Nashville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,317 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Deacon C., Rayna J. - Complete
The Space Where You Belong by morethanmyself reviews
Jaded with love and resigned to being alone, Bella moves across the country to start over. There, she meets her quirky, bronze-haired neighbor, who just might change her mind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,640 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Battle of the Sexes by katemarie01 reviews
What do women want? What do men want? In order to save their respective magazines, Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are going to find out...but you know what they say about mixing business with pleasure...;)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,690 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
All's Fair When Love Is War by MarineLullaby reviews
Clary and Jace have hated each other since High School, but everything changes the morning after the night of their college graduation. "You know what they say, Clary; all's fair when love is war." Let the battle commence. AH and a little OOC. R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,794 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7410 - Favs: 10,244 - Follows: 5,759 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rogue by ddpjclaf reviews
Someone is collecting 'the best of the best' from each branch of the supernatural community. What will the Shadowhunters do when one of their own is the next target? Rated M for sexy scenes. Post COG & PRE COFA. COFA did not exist, nor did talks of it when this story was started. All info learned in COFA, including what the Mark of Cain does, is irrelevant to this story.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 168,824 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Fairy Lights by LynstHolin reviews
Short, sexy Dramione fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Waterloo by spanglemaker9 reviews
I was defeated; you won the war. But how could I ever refuse? I feel like I win when I lose. Bella hates Edward…maybe. Written for The Faithful Shipper's Abba One Shot Contest. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,135 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kismet by MarineLullaby reviews
Clarissa Morganstern is running. An apparent chance meeting puts her on the radar of fellow Shadowhunter Jace Wayland, but can he and his family set aside their pride long enough to see someone in real need rather than just Valentines daughter? R&R please
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,821 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Chasing A Rock Star by ThunderBoltsAndLightning reviews
Jace and Clary, famous for hating each other as well as being huge in the music industry reunite and are forced to play nice when they sign on as lovers in an upcoming film, Chasing A Rock Star. 1st Place Winner for AH Story and 2nd Place winner over all.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,268 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
A Simple Intimacy by Small-Wonders reviews
"Charming," Snow's voice is a low growl. "Pay attention." He grins, attempting to put on his most charismatic expression. "I'm trying. You're distracting." / In which a princess-turned-outlaw teaches a shepherd-turned-prince how to dance. One-shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2012 - David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5472 - Favs: 5,650 - Follows: 3,021 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Art of Worship by GreenPuma reviews
“As a Cullen you were born with certain—endowments—that dispose you to success with women. But, there is a beauty in sex which, if you grew to appreciate it—an art which, if you commited to learning it—would bring you such pleasure as mortals never know"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,199 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Served Cold by spanglemaker9 reviews
When Bella has been wronged, nothing is more important than exacting her revenge. Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,853 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 170 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mirror Mirage by Sarah Rose Serena reviews
If there was one thing she had learned from her ravaged childhood, it was that to be fair was not as beneficial as to be fierce. All that Snow wants to know is this: Is it her pardon or her prison?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,432 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, David N./Prince Charming - Complete
Of Kith and Kin by Chicklette reviews
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." -Nat King Cole. This story is about that. AH, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,113 - Reviews: 3868 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Four and Six by magic0logy reviews
Tris and Four go through her fear landscape, and she realizes that a certain fear is missing, much to Four's delight.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Forever, Today: A Covert Casanova outtake by ddpjclaf reviews
An extra scene from Covert Casanova. This takes place AFTER the original story and will SPOIL the original. DO not read if you haven't read Covert Casanova. AU/AH rated M for lemonade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 112 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Five by GreenPuma reviews
Then it dawns on me: she's not slipping. Panicking, but not slipping. Afraid of falling, but not slipping. The others aren't here. This isn't capture the flag. This is a fear sequence. I'm still in the simulation, and I can no longer be called "Four"
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.
Burnt Toast by Bex-chan reviews
Dramione one-shot. No plot. This one-shot is pure smut with extreme fantasy and content. Present for Masha. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 124 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts: A History by RisingFire reviews
Hermione Granger had always considered 'Hogwarts: A History' to be her book, probably because she had never known anyone else who had read it. But someone had taken it out of the library. And that someone was Draco Malfoy. Damn him. Dramione, light smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Nightmare by FreyasWrath reviews
Five years after the gang escapes the Edison Group, a new threat arises. An ambush on their new home forces them apart, leaving Derek and Lauren to deal with the leader of the group after them now. He's sadistic and cunning. And very dangerous.
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,041 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 4042 - Favs: 3,958 - Follows: 2,820 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7151 - Favs: 5,203 - Follows: 3,302 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chloe and Derek OneShots by FreyasWrath reviews
Just a collection of Chlerek one-shots. Some are sad but end happy...some are cute...one is weird. Don't know how many there is going to be.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,336 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
A World I Never Knew Existed by FreyasWrath reviews
Derek and Simon have moved again and are now going to the same school as Chloe. After their dad disappears and Chloe see's her first ghost they decide it's best to let Chloe know about the world they live in before someone gets hurt. Sort of AU.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,856 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Chloe S.
Gasoline & Matches by CocaCola Gold reviews
"So you're Valentine's daughter." Jace smiled slightly, white teeth trickling into it. "I can't believe you're a redhead."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,098 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Really Nice Eyes by Lily-Finn178 reviews
AU Chlerek/ "New Girl, It's been a week. Stop staring at me." Her head jerked up, eyes flying across the room to the solitary desk by the window. Where Derek Souza’s captivating green eyes were glaring at her.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,100 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Two Words by spanglemaker9 reviews
1st Place Winner in the Missed Connections Contest. "Back in the summer I saw you on the L going into Brooklyn...You wrote me a note on a scrap of paper."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 171 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pieces of Me by morethanmyself reviews
I loved him across eons and ages; I loved him beyond all reason and bounds, and there was no doubt in my mind that it was the same for him. But it just wasn't enough. An 11 part novella about broken hearts and finding the missing pieces. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,947 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Covert Casanova by ddpjclaf reviews
She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,836 - Reviews: 2675 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Prince Vs Princess by BlondeHairBlueEyes14 reviews
Meet The royal Families from different parts of Idris. What happens when Clary and Jaces parents want them to court eachother , Clary is going to do whats she told...kinda. Let the chaos begin Rated T for language.On Hiatus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Riding the Fence by morethanmyself reviews
He's everything she thought she'd never want. He just wanted to get in her pants. Which side of the fence does she land on? "I don't go all fan-girl crush on anybody. I don't plan on starting now, either, especially over some random boy." 100% Cowboy Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,303 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3582 - Favs: 4,636 - Follows: 3,403 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fighter And His Muse by Tanay.Smith reviews
Jace is boxer and Clary is the new, mysterious employee at the gym. She has a past somewhat similar to Jace's and he's going to figure it out. Jace has a big fight coming up and with Clary there's more than just money at stake. All Human. HIATUS.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,364 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
The Other Side of the Fence: RtF outtakes by morethanmyself reviews
These are outtakes and alternate POVs of my story Riding the Fence. They won't make sense without reading the main story- which you should do because all the cool kids are. Using the same ratings and categories as RtF, just for cohesiveness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,851 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Hangover by JaceWaylandYouBadass reviews
I thought, wouldn't it be just awesome if the Mortal Instruments characters were in the Movie, The Hangover? Based on the movie! Rated T, but I'm not sure if it may have sexual themes or not as it continues.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,454 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010
Romance on the Run by bodyandsoul reviews
Shameless Chlerek lemon fluffball goodness. For all the one-shots I have kicking around that are too explicit for my T-rated series of one-shots.
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Derek S., Chloe S.
The Night Errand by butterburfieldfairy reviews
It is amazing how one night can change your life. And for Clary, what started out as a simple errand for the King turns into a fight for survival. Because someone is out to kill her, and he's hired the best assassins the magical world could offer! AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,925 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Cobwebs by Squalrus reviews
We fought the monsters beneath each other's beds and in our closets, finding nothing but forgotten toys gathering dust. We were brave for each other, attached at the hip - until you abandoned me to fight the cobwebs left in your wake.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,283 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9334 - Favs: 6,406 - Follows: 3,696 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pride and Prejudice Mortal Instruments Style by TheSnarkKnight reviews
Pride and Prejudice, but modern day with our favorite Mortal Instruments characters. Elizibeth Bennet Clary, Mr. Darcy Jace, Jane Bennet Isabelle, Mr. Bingley Simon A tad bit OOC. Clary and her two sisters find a summer full of pride and prejudice & love.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,949 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Comfort From a Nightmare by FreyasWrath reviews
Chloe continues to have nightmares and they all seem to be telling her something. New people have shown up to help train them and help take down the Edison Group. DerekxChloe, OCxOC, TorixOC
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,509 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Five Years of Waiting for Your Love by FreyasWrath reviews
They haven't seen each other for five years. When he shows up one day, how does Chloe react. What happens with their relationship now that they have reunited?
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,688 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Their Choices by FreyasWrath reviews
*Discontinued* Don't bother reading it.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,858 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
The End is the Beginning by spanglemaker9 reviews
Post-Mockingjay/ pre-epilogue. An expansion of Katniss and Peeta rediscovering each other.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 139 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Consume by Cirae reviews
This is a missing moment from Mockingjay and, as such, contains spoilers for all three books. This is how I imagine Peeta and Katniss grew back together, and how Katniss was able to finally come to terms with her emotions in the final lines of the book.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8840 - Favs: 7,495 - Follows: 3,892 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Night, Big Consequences by kjs2259 reviews
Clarissa Fray has hated Jace Wayland for as long as she could remember. When they have one night together, which results in an undesirable outcome, can they put their pasts aside? AH/OOC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Another Cinderella Story by sammey13 reviews
This is the story of Cinderella with Mortal Instruments combined. Clary is a teen who loves art and lives with her mean step family what will happen when Jace Wayland a big celebrity comes to her school and has his eyes on a special redhead.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Avoiding the Dragon by PrincessHamideh reviews
Hermione has been a professor at Hogwarts for years. But how will she cope when Draco Malfoy steps of hiding to return to Hogwarts himself, and take the still vacant Potions position? AU, lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Complications by agony-fairy reviews
Chloe gets pregnant while at the safehouse. What happens to her and Derek? And what powers does the baby have?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,066 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
In My Arms by s.2694 reviews
ONE-SHOT! Chloe is a quiet girl with a mysterious past who arrives at the safehouse where Derek lives. Can he figure out why she cries in her sleep every night, or will her past remain a secret forever? AU & a little OOC. Derek POV!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Seasons of Love by kitotterkat reviews
10 drabbles exploring Clary, Jace and all their friends through the seasons after C of G.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
I love him by Fire8343759 reviews
One-shot. Katniss discovers her feelings for Peeta before the Quell. What does she do with this discovery. Rated M for well you know.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Our Love Is Unsinkable by kjs2259 reviews
Titanic: MI style! Jace Wayland, a poor man meets Clarissa Morgenstern, a rich passenger on the Titanic. What happens when their lives collide? Loosely based on the movie.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
She Will Be Loved by Jace'sAngel reviews
Jace has been in love with Clary since Junior year of high school, and she can't deal with it. He's been hurting, but he still answers when a call from Isabelle forces him to drive Clary home. A/U, very angsty and fluffy. Rated T for under-age drinking.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,190 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
Wrestling Werewolves by Derbs92 reviews
More Chlerek cheese. I'm a big fan of cheese. Sorry. :
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
The Bravery of Gryffindors by aviddaydreamer reviews
Hermione could feel her orgasm building, curling, stretching tight… "Oh god…Dr—" Draco cut her off with an angry hiss in her ear. "What did you say? What's my name, you filthy girl?" Warning: PWP, language & lemons. NOT noncon or dubcon, I promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Distraction by GeniaTheParadox reviews
One-shot. Draco and Hermione are passing notes in class. I'm not very good at summaries. Rated M for a very good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Alcohol and Ass by Always.Cryd.Confidently reviews
Hermione gets drunk during a Gryffindor Victory Party. Draco later catches said drunk Hermione masturbating. P?WP? Pure Lemony SMUT! One-Shot. M for a reason - full summary inside. Reviews Loved.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Smash by xoxo.magpie reviews
A war-hardened Draco and Hermione exchange a quick release of pressure in a ministry supply closet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rapture by Kayka-chan reviews
Discontinued. See inside why.
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,015 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
When Words Entertwine by darker.x.than.x.black reviews
He had finally come to one conclusion:Everyone had somehow found a way to tell Tori she really is accepted into his family. And Derek? He has done completely nothing. He knows he has to tell her,but he just isn't good with words. How will he let her know?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Derek S., Tori - Complete
I Can't Sleep in Silence by This Rhythm reviews
Oneshot of Katniss and Peeta in "Catching Fire" while they're in the Capitol. Rated M for a reason.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
City of Jewels by tinyhearts18 reviews
*HIATUS* The Morgenstern ring has possessed Clary, Jace gives in to deceit, Izzy falls in love...and there's something EVIL lurking in the dark. If you like Good VS Evil. Then you'll love this! Post-2yrz CoG
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,298 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
All's Fair When Love Is War Drabbles by MarineLullaby reviews
DON'T READ UNLESS YOU'VE READ THE REAL STORY! Series of one-shots from my fic AFWLIW, posted due to popular demand. All entries take place before the stories timeline but are mentioned briefly in the plot. Let me know which scenario to write next! R&R :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/25/2010
Glamours by butterburfieldfairy reviews
Set a year after the grand fight with Valentine,it is time for Clary to return to Alicante. For what? her mother's wedding of course! Everyone seems to have their happy ending,Clay included,but she wonders why Amatis still seems alone:FULL SUMMARY INSIDE:
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,098 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
Playing Games by sillysac reviews
A continuation of Rock Steady... Clary and Jace continue to develop their relationship, but when a new Shadowhunter enters the picture, things become complicated. Post COG, before COFA.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,645 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Forgotten Angels by ToesNtheWater reviews
Clary and her family must flee the city when her sadistic father returns to their lives. At Luke's farmhouse Clary meets the Lightwoods and their adopted son, Jace. The misunderstood teens must overcome their difficult pasts together.OOC/Human/no bro/sis
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,095 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Doing It DoggyWhat Now? by hersheycuddles reviews
Mr. Bae and Aunt Lauren decide to give Derek and Chloe "The Talk", but make a big mistake by having Tori and Simon part of the conversation. Everything goes wrong. Poor Derek... After The Reckoning
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Waiting Always Waiting by jennlynnfs reviews
Bella's home from college for the summer. Her step brother Seth and his friends hang out at their house. Bella is reluctant to take part in their high school antics, but discover it's not so bad especially with Edward Cullen around.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,379 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 201 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Binds Them by Azurevi reviews
At the safe house Chloe has been trying to have as normal of a life as she can, but problems with her powers throw a wrench in her attempts. With only the boys as trustworthy allies she and a certain moody werewolf will have to work together to survive.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,183 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
My version of The Reckoning by agony-fairy reviews
My version of the reckoning from the safe house to the defeat of the Edison Group. My first fanfic.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,956 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Mortal Instruments Next Top Model by icaughtkira reviews
It's America's Next Top Model..but Mortal Instruments style! It has all the drama and all the hilarity. It has all our favorite characters as well as some that we love to hate. Plus the usual pairings. And some unusual ones. Who's going to be on top?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,688 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Foolish by Kayka-chan reviews
Derek is such a foolish person. Honestly. DerekXChloe
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,883 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6003 - Favs: 8,831 - Follows: 5,226 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'll Keep You My Dirty Little Secret by Always.Cryd.Confidently reviews
Hermione is dating Ron, who doesn't know anything about her. He can't please her and is clueless to that fact. Obviously Hermione has to get what a girl needs from someone. Enter: Our Slytherin Sex God. M for Smut. One-Shot Smutty Goodness. R&R. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Pack by Beautyandthebooks reviews
What would have happened if, in The Awakening, Derek and Chloe had run into the Pack. Would they have been helped or punished? Would Derek find what he's been looking for? This is one for the Derek and Jeremy fans. Pack from Otherworld series.
Crossover - Women of the Otherworld & Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Chloe S.
Boycotting Valentine's Day by jennlynnfs reviews
Valentine's Day approaches, but Bella chooses to hang out with her best friend Alice. They decide to boycott Valentine's Day. Non-Valentine's Day activites are planned, including no boys. But, Alice's brothers, Edward and Emmett, don't count, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Project: Crescendo by JadedQuill129 reviews
currently being rewritten
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
The Culmination by AphoticDepths reviews
The final leg of the adventure for Chloe, Derek, Simon, and Tori. Formerly Melancholy Meanderings.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,886 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Kiss of Winter by emiri-m.y reviews
What if Clary knows right from the beginning that she is a shadowhunter?What if Jace is an Angel,dark,brooding and dangerous?Clary knows he is off limits,but can she withhold herself from him.When heaven and hell crashes, what can possibly happen..R&R/C&C
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,784 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Lightning and Thunder by Powersthatbe reviews
When Jace finds out that Clary is training with someone else, he makes a deal with her that seal their fates together. A new rune appears that changes their lives forever. Jace/Clary R/R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,742 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
Sex With Mom and Dad by IWant2bDifferent reviews
What if Alec wasn't as innocent as we're all led to believe? Chapter 9 is up!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Alec L.
Catching Up by s.2694 reviews
Chloe and Derek have been friends since they were little kids, but now Derek is avoiding Chloe. Can she figure out why and salvage their friendship? AU / OOC
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Wrapping Paper by The Last Letter reviews
Derek and Chloe get into some trouble with wrapping paper. Chlerek.
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Music by Maylo reviews
Reggaeton music in a random bar. What are the chances? Lemmon Clerek!
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Got Milk? by Maylo reviews
What happens when milk is not available and Chloe and Derek must talk to each other. Adult situations.
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Home by AphoticDepths reviews
This is the story of Simon and Derek's first meeting.
Darkest Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Derek S., Simon - Complete
The Swan Sisters by ohgeekyone reviews
The gloves are coming off and the secrets are pouring out: two sisters fighting for the affection of 'the new guy'. It's almost biblical. Almost - the Bible would never use language like this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,455 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Home Is Where The Heart Is by rockababy reviews
Jace and Clary are brother and sister living with their father in New York. Their mother died when they were young, under suspicious circumstances. The Uprising has not happened yet. Clary and Jace don't love each other yet, doesn't comply with books.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,340 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
A New Approach by aviddaydreamer reviews
Draco Malfoy is determined to get under Hermione's skin this year, but she's found a new approach to an old problem that just might change things between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Finding: Outtakes by s.2694 reviews
Outtakes from my story, The Finding. Request accepted!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5748 - Favs: 9,459 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Redemption by butterburfieldfairy reviews
Even though she didnt mean to Izzy said some things to Maia causing her to run away. Now Izzy must journey from Alicante to an unknown land to convince her to come home.Will she succeed?And will Simon forgive her through this brave act of redemption?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Isabelle L., Simon L.
Building Sandcastles by Perfect-Skye reviews
The sand beneath my feet was too warm. It hurt to stand in one spot for too long and the wind, although not strong, was throwing prickly pieces of sand against my legs. I may not know much about the outside world, but I know that I do not like the beach!
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
The Finding by s.2694 reviews
It's been 2 weeks since everyone arrived at the safehouse, and the tension is building. Strange things are occuring, and secrets abound. The plan for the jailbreak is complete, but something's not right... Chloe & Derek
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,288 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Gut Feeling by Lily-Finn178 reviews
Chlerek/ He needed to stop her. Instinct was screaming in his head, yelling that he had to run, get to her before it was too late. “Chloe, put down the detergent.”
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Fragile by imissbuffy reviews
Sequel to "Changes". Derek and Chloe are on the run again. But now, they have the Pack after them too.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,900 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S.
The Shower by Jenny L reviews
Derek's thoughts as he listens to Chloe take a shower. *Third Chapter Added* Rated M because of sexual content. I own nothing Damn it! Reviews and criticism welcome! Hope you enjoy it and thanks for reading!
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Their Dreams and Desires by FreyasWrath reviews
Their dreams tell them what they want, but will they both realize what that want is before its too late.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Mating Calls and Monkey Wrenches by teacupsNmints reviews
Rosalie Hale, top mechanic in Forks, worries when her Daddy's old rival garage is reopened. Can a hot and handsome stranger help Rose to forget her troubles for just one night? Entry in Love Through Lemons Contest Rosalie/Emmett AH Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
A Vision of Rapture by writersiouxchef reviews
My entry of the Love through Lemons contest. Jasper and Alice's first time. Rated M for major sexytimes and potty mouths.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Simon Says by Fledgeling reviews
Simon wakes in the middle of the night to find Derek missing and decides to investigate. Takes place about a week after "The Awakening" ends.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Simon, Derek S. - Complete
Our Forever by MindyMouse reviews
For the TwiCon Centennial Sunset Fanfiction Contest 2009. Year 2106. For one hundred years, the Cullens have continued to live, love and grow as a family. This is their story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Under the Light of a Red Moon by eaglesgrl365 reviews
After being stuck under the roof of the safe house for over a week everyone wants to get out, or almost everyone. What better place to go than a carnival? Bad summary I know Chlerek!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Don't Go by Chromes reviews
Told in Derek's POV when Chloe finds Derek as he was changing.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
A Fun Karaoke Night Out by braincandy1 reviews
Our favorite Mortal Instruments characters go out for a fun night of karaoke.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
Changes by imissbuffy reviews
Something to take our minds off of the fact that The Reckoning doesn't come out until May, 2010. Romance with Derek and Chloe
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,959 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 3,164 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outtakes from The Swan Sisters by ohgeekyone reviews
Title says it all, really. Don't read if you haven't read The Swan Sisters. M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2009
That Was Easy by bethaboo reviews
A series originally written for Twilighted's Smut Mondays, updated approximately every four weeks. Bella works at Staples and for years has secretly lusted after her boss, Edward. Will she finally make a move to show him how she feels? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions in the Dark by UsayImaDreamer reviews
A short, sweet moment between Clary and Jace, that only the dark has witnessed. Set immediately after Ch. 14 in City of Glass, no immediate spoilers.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Green Eyed Demon by Moonlight Silhouette reviews
Clary decides to teach Jace a lesson with the help of a certain green-eyed demon. *“Institute, Schminstitue,” Isabelle countered. “I say we dump our stuff then head on out. Pandemonium anyone?* Post CoG.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
The Cave by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. For those who wanted more of Katniss/Peeta in their "cave". LEMONY. Slightly OOC.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 126 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean by Lily-Finn178 reviews
Chlerek/ He'd do whatever he could just to keep that smile on her face, even if meant that he had to hum all the stupid boy band tunes in the world.
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
A Broken Heart Never Breaks Even by Raven-Rach reviews
A one-shot about Jace and Clary at a typical Magnus Bane party... what happens when a certain song hits home for the only two people not enjoying themselves?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 3,645 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Playing Solitaire by CallistoLexx reviews
Edward's embarrassed, the Cullens tease, and Bella's naïve. Somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5711 - Favs: 2,988 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8371 - Favs: 7,501 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 294 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
The Perpetual Fantasy by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
Though Draco and Hermione never learn a thing about each other, they become closer than friends... than lovers. And then, just as quickly, he leaves and she is left with the fantasy of a perfect night and the perfect man without a single word to his name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cupid Cards: Trapped by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
Draco and Hermione have one thing in a common, something that is unimportant three hundred and sixtyfour days out of the year. Lucky for us, today is day number three hundred and sixtyfive. Happy Valentine's Day!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
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Open Door Policy reviews
Post COG. Maryse is heartbroken over Max and looking for ways to distract herself. While wandering the Institute she is shocked to hear something from behind Jace's closed door...but what is it? .Clary/Jace.One-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Maryse L., Max L. - Complete
Lone Wolf reviews
After fleeing to the safehouse with Andrew, Derek spots Simon holding Chloe's hand in the back, what are his thoughts.... after the Awakening
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Derek S. - Complete
Fighting Over Simon reviews
One-shot. After COG. Jace&Clary are back in New York and are enjoying their new relationship, but alas a lover's spat occurs. What was the cause? Cheating, Lying...nope. They're fighting over Simon...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete