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Author has written 29 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Glee.

So, hey, I see you've FOUND your way into my den.

Now that you're here, I guess I have to tell you about myself, right? RIGHT. *kicks Hermione in the face*

My name is Ebony, and I'm 18. My birthday is on the 22nd of July. :)

Harry Potter is my life. It's helped me through several difficult times, and it will alwaysbe my favourite book series. I like several ships, such as Romione, Dramione, Wolfstar, Hinny, Druna, Jily, Snily, Chedric, etc.

I am completely obsessed with the supermegafoxyawesomehot Darren Criss and the totally awesome StarKid Productions, which include: A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, Me And My Dick, Little White Lie, Starship, and their latest musical: Holy Musical B@man!

If you don't know who/what StarKidPotter is get off my page. Nah, I'm just regular joking; instead go check them out on YouTube, they will change your life. For the better. ;)

Because of Darren Criss I have become obsessed with Glee, and I ship Klaine so freakin' much.

Seriously, I love them so much I throw up Klainebows.

A recommendation for you lovely people. If you haven't read the fanfic 'Dalton', stop looking at this page (but bookmark it for later viewing ;]), go up to the search bar and search for either CP Coulter (the author) or Dalton (the name of the fanfic). Go, go, go, before I eat your favourite goose feather pillow.

So check out my fanfics, review them and generally just be beautiful. What are you, nuts? Beautiful? More like supermegafoxyawesomehot!

A Harry Potter thing! :D

1. Cedric Diggory

2. Hermione Granger

3. Draco Malfoy

4. Cho Chang

5. Ron Weasley

6. George Weasley

7. Harry Potter

8. Colin Creevey

9. Albus Dumbledore

10. Lily Evans

11. Severus Snape

12. Gilderoy Lockheart

1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before? George/Severus: No, and I wouldn't want to either xD

2. Do you think 4 is hot? Cho: No.

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? Gilderoy/Colin: That would be sick, too! And it's not possible as they're both men. Well, man and boy.

4. Do you recall any fics about 9? Albus: I've read some with him in :)

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Hermione/George: I think they would (:

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Ron/Albus or Ron/Lily: They're both wrong, but I would go with Ron/Albus, because if Lily hadn't got with James then Harry wouldn't have been born, and Lily's dead and Ron having a relationship with his best friend's mum would be wrong.

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2/12 having sex? Harry walks in on Hermione and Gilderoy having sex: I think he'd be mentally scarred, but wouldn't do anything about it. xD

8. Make up a Summary for a 3/10 fanfic. Draco/Lily: What would happen if Draco got chased by a group of muggle-borns? Would he learn the error of his pure-blood ways?

9. Is there anything known as 1/8 fluff? Cedric/Collin: No, and I hope there isn't.

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 fanfic. Harry/Gilderoy: 'The Forgotten Teacher'?

11. What kind of plot would you come up with if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? Cho/Cedric: That wouldn't be hard, seeming as they're a couple. Cho wants to take the relationship to the next level with her Hufflepuff lover, and she sets the mood, hoping that Cedric will stay loyal to her.

12. What might 10 scream in a moment of passion? Lily: Charms homework, done! xD

13. If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use? Colin: Something about loneliness and separation, because he always seems to be alone, except when his brother starts Hogwarts.

14. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be? Cedric/Ron/Gilderoy: Warning, this would most definitely not happen in real life.

15. What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2? Lily/Hermione: 'We have lots in common'? :S

Harry Potter Favorites:

Favorite Weasley?
Arthur.

Favorite overall character?
Sirius.

Favorite female character?
Hermione.

Favorite male character?
Sirius. xD

Group of characters?
The Golden Trio.

Favorite adult?
Sirius. Or Remus. :)

Favorite professor?
Professor R. J. Lupin. :)

Favorite ship?
I have so many. ;_;
Probably Wolfstar though.

Favorite spell?
Expecto Patronum.

Favorite sweet?
Chocolate Frogs.

Favorite place?
Hogwarts.

Favorite Weasley twin?
George.

Favorite Weasley Wizard Wheeze's product?
Probably the Skiving Snackboxes. :P

Favorite shop?
Flourish and Blotts.

Harry Potter Least Favorites:

Least favorite Weasley?
Percy.

Least favorite overall character?
Umbridge.

Least favorite male character?
Fudge.

Least favorite female character?
Umbridge.

Least favorite adult?
Umbridge.

Least favorite student?
Zacharias Smith.

Least favorite spell?
Avada Kedavra.

Least favorite book?
I can't pick just one. They're all my favourite.

Least favorite ship?
Probably Fred/George. I don't get Twincest.

A Glee Thing

List your top twelve favorite Glee characters in no particular order:

1. Blaine Anderson

2. Kurt Hummel

3. Brittany Pierce

4. Will Schuester

5. Rachel Berry

6. Sue Slyvester

7. Wes

8. Finn Hudson

9. Santana Lopez

10. Quinn Fabray

11. Artie Abrams

12. Mercedes Jones

Have you ever read a five/eleven fic before?

Rachel/Artie: No, never.

Do you think three is hot?

Brittany: I'm a girl, so I wouldn't say she's hot, just pretty.

What would happen if twelve got one pregnant?

Mercedes/Blaine: That would never ever happen. Ever.

Do you remember any good fics about nine?

Santana: There was on with her and Brittany, but I can't remember what it was called.

Would seven and two make a good couple?

Wes/Kurt: Hahahahahahahahaha, no.

Four/Eight or Four/Five?

Mr Schue/Finn or Mr Schue/Rachel: Definitely Mr Schue/Rachel.

What would happen if seven discovered three and eight were in a relationship?

Wes/Brittany/Finn: I doubt he would find out, he's at a completely different school! But if he did, I don't think he'd get that involved, he's not really good friends with them.

Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic

Kurt/Sue: Sue wants to get Kurt Hummel back onto the Cheerios so she can win next year, but now that Blaine has joined the Glee Club, how will she be able to pull him away?

Has there been a one/eight fluff?

Blaine/Finn: No, definitely not!

Are there any story on your list about eleven?

Artie: No, I don't think so. I don't really read stories about him.

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.

Blaine and Wes are in a happy relationship until Santana runs off with Wes. Blaine, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Artie and a brief unhappy affair with Mercedes, then follows the wise advice of Rachel and finds true love with Kurt.

Title/Warning for above fic?

Confusion. Complete crack, but at least it ends as Klaine. Because Klaine is endgame.

5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confessed their true loves with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with three. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with 1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.

Rachel, Will, Wes, Blaine and Brittany are playing truth or dare. Rachel asks Wes, and Wes says truth. Rachel asks who Wes loves and Wes, after some prodding from Brittany, confessed their true loves with Will. Will does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Brittany. Wes is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Blaine, while Brittany and Will run into the sunset together. However, Rachel is secretly in love with Blaine and becomes so jealous of Wes, who after the comfort of Blaine, becomes in a relationship with Blaine, and so Rachel decides to murder Wes, but is stopped in time by the police officer Santana and is sent to prison, allowing Blaine and Wes to continue their relationship.

Title/Warning for above

Contains paedophillia. WillxBrittany would never work.

Suggest a title for a one/eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.

Blaine/Artie: Umm.. 'It Gets Better'.

What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Will/Blaine: Wow. Um. I don't know. He'd suggest Blaine comes to McKinley so he can seduce him during Glee Club.

Do any of your friends read seven/nine?

Wes/Santana: I don't know, none of my friends read fanfiction like I do.

If you wrote a songfic about 12, what song would you use?

Mercedes: Ouch, that's difficult. Um, something about finding love.

6, 3, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 3 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 3 and plots to abduct 3 to keep 3 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 3 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 3 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.

Sue, Brittany, Will and Artie are at a bar when Brittany makes a drunken confession that Brittany is in love with Blaine. Sue is secretly in love with Brittany and plots to abduct Brittany to keep Brittany away from Blaine, but is stopped by Will and Artie. However, Sue is so crazed by this point that Sue needs constant watching to make sure Sue doesn't go after Brittany again, and Will and Artie volunteer to do this. As they work together, Will and Artie develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that Sue escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Brittany and Blaine from untimely deaths, Wes magically appears and vanquishes Sue forever.

Title/Warnings for the above fic?

Even more paedophillia! Jeez, what's with Will and the children? :L

How would 8 react if they found out that 5 and 9 were meeting for a threesome with 2?

Finn/Rachel/Santana/Kurt: Finn would be shocked, because it's his step-brother they're having a threesome with, and his step-brother is gay to begin with! :P

Six sees 9 naked. His/her reaction?

Sue/Santana: Embarassment, and feels disgusted.

Would 12&6 make a good couple?

Mercedes/Sue: No. No. No. No. No. Just no.

What would you do if you found 1 and 4 in a closet with a rubber ducky?

Blaine/Will: I would pull Blaine and the rubber ducky out and shove them into Kurt's arms, where they belong. Will can stay in the cupboard. :')

3 kills 7, what does 3 say?

Brittany/Wes: Brittany would probably say one of her epic one-liners. Or just, "Oops."

Suggest a title for a 8 and 9 fluff story

Finn/Santana: 'Third Time Lucky', because he's been out with Quinn and Rachel.

What would be a good pick up line for 12 to use on 4?

Mercedes/Will: She might say how talented he is or something.

3 finds 4&7 kissing. What would 3 do?

Brittany/Will/Wes: Brittany would discuss it on 'Fondue for Two'.

You find 10 going through your closet. What would you do?

Quinn: Demand what she was doing, because it's just creepy.

By the way, I set you up on a date with 5.

Rachel: Um, no thank you, I'm fine with being single.

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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7584 - Favs: 7,941 - Follows: 7,506 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Glee Love by moonshoesangel reviews
Blaine and Kurt have found they really like to have sex...bringing others along for the ride is just an added bonus. Klaine with many others. Taking suggestions as well kinks, characters, ect...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 103,098 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Hidden Beneath the Floorboards by Mutatio reviews
COMPLETE REWRITE: Bella's life had always been a bit simple, that is until her move to Chicago where she finds a journal and begins to write in it. Only to find that it's a way to communicate with the dead boy of her dreams, Edward Masen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,645 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 224,833 - Reviews: 14093 - Favs: 6,910 - Follows: 6,903 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Third Wheel by Savage February reviews
If I killed Bella, I can't help but wonder if Edward would hit me with his sparkly, Gucci purse. **** Major Overhaul Rewrite.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Edward, Jessica
What Would Have Happened in 1918? by fantasyandmusicperson1 reviews
What if Bella lived in 1918? What if she had two brothers who went off to war? What if one of them was Jasper? What if she met and fell in love with Edward then? What if Edward still got sick? Would Carlisle still change him? What would happen to Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,561 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
30 Reasons Why Remus Should Choose Sirius by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Sirius is fed up with Tonks' endless flirting with Remus and decides to write a list of reasons why Remus should stay with him. 1 Sirius is a man...2 ...A manly man...3 ...with a cock...4 ...a big one...5 ...That Remus would miss. RLSB SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 370,700 - Reviews: 7301 - Favs: 3,318 - Follows: 3,107 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Page Turner by karry4harry reviews
A stranger, a blank book and Audrey has found herself in the world of Twilight with a new past. Will Audrey's presence change the story? As days end, pages are written and Audrey discovers that her days within Forks and with Edward are numbered.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 175,009 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Edward
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
What the hell? by HellgirlAngel reviews
An angry and unsuspecting Bella phases in her appartment in Pheonix and has no idea what happened to her until she hears 3 different voices in her head. Paul/Bella Now rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Paul
Kurt, a Reflection by HeartsHungBehind reviews
A parody of Disney's Mulan. Odd chapters are Kurt, even chapters are Blaine. In an AU world where marriages are arranged and being gay gets you killed, Kurt has to fight for his country and his life while he hides his feelings for Captain Blaine. Little does he know that Blaine has a similar issue.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A New Life for Harry Potter by Donna.Noir23 reviews
When Harry gets hit by a curse that turns him into a girl his life turns upside down.The prophecy no longer valid Harry gains the attention of the Dark Lord for another reason.Friends become enemies,enemies become lovers.A/U,OOC,bad Dumbles.Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 78,601 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Edible art by BeckDotCom reviews
We all know it was really supposed to be Bella and Alice that got it together...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,474 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Alice, Bella
Don't Leave Me, My Turnabout by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
REWRITTEN. When Phoenix admits his feelings to Miles, he is both delighted and shocked. Too scared to return the words, he lets Phoenix go. Then, an incredibly tragic accident occurs, leaving Miles alone, full of regret, and absolutely devastated. Phoenix/Miles. Character death. One-shot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 19920 - Favs: 11,229 - Follows: 6,804 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Counting Change by VickyVicarious reviews
Miles hates shopping at chain stores. He hates the employees most of all. But there's this one clerk named Phoenix... [AU]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Tears by Azealia reviews
-ONE SHOT- '...this letter was worse than anything else Petunia had done to her, worse than name calling and turning her nose up, and definitely worse than ignoring her advice about that Dursley. She had actually married him. And not even told her.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lie Back and Think of the Ministry by Jack of the North reviews
Blaise and Hermione. Marriage Law. Set during their returning seventh year after DH minus the epilogue. Hermione and Draco are heads but she's married to Blaise. Hearts are broken, love is formed, trust is betrayed and new bonds are forged.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,827 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
Unfortunate Love by iljasperhaleex33 reviews
Edward is the geek of Forks High & Bella is the most popular girl. Edward is madly in love with Bella but there is 1 prob. Her boyfriend. With the help of Edward's siblings and new friends, can he win Bella over before Senior year or grad?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,583 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Edward, Bella
Playing the Part by kyla713 reviews
Edward feels trapped in the life he lives, and can find no way out. When he meets fellow stage actress, Bella Swan, the part he plays off the stage begins to slip. And everything begins to change. AH/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,073 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fun With The Cullens! by Uki465 reviews
Cullens decide to do the lottery? Result: very funny outcome! Read and review please. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009
Family Through Time by Whas'up reviews
Nine got Rose pregnant, Nine turned into Ten, Rose gave birth to James, Rose was lost to a parallel world, and Ten was left raising a baby by himself, AU. Until a certain red headed bride took pity on him and said 'yes.' Not strictly a Ten/Donna fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,929 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/13/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
In The Land Of Emo: Impersonate and Infiltrate by Love-ChellyAnn reviews
Bella and Edward notice a group of emo children at the mall one day. The two become curious as to why the emos dress and act the way they do. Hilarity ensues when the two parade around with the lot of them... for 'scientific' reasons... sure...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,939 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Totally Irresistible by Baby Shadow reviews
On pure accident Bella has just become secretary to one of the world’s most desirable millionaires, Edward Cullen. And the problem isn’t whether she can handle the job, but it’s can she keep her heart. Too bad no one told her he was Totally Irresistible.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 123,455 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Future by Uki465 reviews
What happens when Bellla, trying to hide from Mike, finds herself in the future? Many surprises including that all her friends seem to be married. And Edward? What has happened to Edward? Is he married as well? Read and review please :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,805 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Missing by Uki465 reviews
Bella is with Edward one night, then the next day she's in a completely different house, different family and a different life, with no memory of how she got there An unfamiliar man claims to be her husband.Edward and her old life are gone. Can she find them again? Or will she be stuck in this new life? Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,175 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Coward On the Phone by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
Karofsky is expelled, and Kurt is thrilled. He's not leaving Dalton -mostly due to Blaine- but being able to visit Mckinley without fear sounds like a dream. Until he gets a chilling phone call... Stalking, violence, possible character death or rape.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,571 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Assertive by VickyVicarious reviews
Phoenix has always thought Edgeworth was asexual... so when he realized that the prosecutor only opens the door for him in order to check out his ass, he is understandably surprised. Slash.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Abluvion by akerri.dogi reviews
With the war going poorly, Dumbledore sends Harry off to Ohio, America to play the role of muggle student Blaine Anderson. Life is great as Blaine transfers to McKinley High. Until Voldemort finds him, that is. Harry/Kurt, Klaine.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,472 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H.
He Likes You by arhk reviews
Maya thinks that Edgeworth likes Phoenix and decides to do something about it. Phoenix/Edgeworth, friendship and romance, lots of awkward funtimes.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,358 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
Harry Potter and the Godric's Curse by NewProphecy reviews
Harry Potter has many problems. He wears glasses, he’s hunted by Voldemort, he has bad grades, and he has more enemies than he should want. Oh, yeah…that, and Neville has misaimed another spell…at him. In the time of Chamber of Secrets. Teen for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,404 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Harry P., Godric G.
Everyone Has Finally Seen Enough by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
We,the Order of the Phoenix 1995 ,have had enough of seeing you two stupid mutts doing unspeakable things to each other on the table where we eat, the sofas where we sit, the stairs that we climb and in front of Sirius' mother. RLSB. SLASH! 1st chapter/letter - the Order, 2nd chapter/letter - James Potter : Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Not Alone by elisahpstarkid reviews
ONE-SHOT! A little something that I would've liked to see in Dance with Somebody! KLAINE!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Turnabout Engage by Eskarina reviews
At long last, Nick's going to propose to Miles, providing the insanity of their lives lets up for long enough for him to pop the question! Just some more flufffy humor/romance, PW/ME.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,879 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
Twenty Words by HeartsHungBehind reviews
Klaine challenges! Twenty random words, all used in a oneshot challenge. Trips to the zoo, baking, maid costumes, spontaneous dates, shopping, a bunch of AUs, even glimpses at Kurt and Blaine's future family!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 76,588 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Prim and Rue by I Worship Steven Moffat reviews
This is a very small again! short story about how Prim dies. I thought it up randomly, so it's not great. Please review if you want to! Rated T because it's Hunger Games, not because there are any weird themes.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Prim E., Rue - Complete
Secrets by Countrygirl1985 reviews
What would happen if Bella had a past even she didn't know about?What would happen if her past and her secrets turned her whole world upside down? What if everything that happened was fate? B/J story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,549 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Poor Charlie by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
One night Bella is bored so Edward, and Bella play a game of truth or dare. but poor charlie is trying to sleep, but Bella just won't let him. Way better then it sounds, promise. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Kinda Wanna Be More Than Friends by StarGleekPotterR5 reviews
Blaine finally realised he is in love with Kurt during Kurt's performance of Blackbird. This is the story of what he did to get his boyfriend between then and the kiss.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,397 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Daddies by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,716 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Stairway To Heaven by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
Karofsky hears about how Sue got to coach Aural Intensity. If she can push someone down the stairs and take his job, then why can't he push someone down the stairs and take his boyfriend? Dave shoves Blaine down the very staircase where he met Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - D. Karofsky, Blaine A.
Worlds Apart by surnaturelle reviews
After a car accident, Darren and Blaine swap bodies. Will they be able to go back ? How will Kurt and Chris react ? Set before Funeral/during the shooting of Funeral, based on speculations at the time. Established Klaine, CrissColfer to come.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,501 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Wake up Call by Eskarina reviews
Shameless fluff, Nick is rudely awoken by a phonecall informing him he's late. He's not alone in his apartment. PW/ME
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
CtrlADelete by skwirelygurli reviews
Blaine and Kurt attempt to write email. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 71,015 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Not Another Dramione by WhiteRoses13 reviews
While trying to stay loyal to their own characters, as Head Boy and Girl, the two of them develop something forbidden. But will it all work out? Is it meant to be, or was it always fated to end in heartbreak and tragedy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,021 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Semitones by me malum reviews
Wherein Apollo, unaware of a German's crush on him, meets the remaining overprotective bandmates. Who then become the obligatory matchmakers to get the two together.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,837 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Apollo J., Klavier G.
Watching A Very Potter Musical by Optimistic Dreamer reviews
The Harry Potter Characters watch 'A Very Potter Musical' by Team StarKid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011
The Apothecary Knows Best by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sev, Lily, and Harry are trying to live as a happy family, running an apothecary in Diagon Alley, after Lily divorced James years before. But James keeps trying to sabotage their relationship out of petty jealousy. AU, mild CP SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,187 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Losing My Grip by CrissColferSexRiot reviews
Kurt is, in every sense of the word, alone. He becomes self-destructive, but when a certain Warbler comes into his life, how does it change him? TRIGGER WARNING. Now a twoshot: Kurt struggles with relapsing and doesn't know how to ask for help.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,504 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt Fabray and Quinn Hummel by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Based on this prompt: "Imagine how different Glee would have been if Burt had been Quinn's father and Russel had been Kurt's." How does Russel Fabray react to his son, Kurt, being gay? And how does Burt react to his little girl being pregnant?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,938 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Quinn F.
Fall Into Me: A Collection of Klaine Drabbles by prplemyth reviews
Kurt and Blaine - a couple to change the ages. Following through their high school, college, and older years, this is a collection of one-shots and drabbles relating to the couple known as Klaine. Similar in style to "Illogical and Stupid."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7047 - Favs: 5,100 - Follows: 4,022 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Namesake by E. F. Brighty reviews
He found her when she was 15, tied up in a tree like a piñata. My view of Taz and Up's relationship, enjoy. Pre-Starship, Rated just in case.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,034 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Taz, Up
Glee: DC Edition by naebaloog reviews
Blaine gets bitten by a radioactive turtle. He runs away from Dalton taking his beloved tea set with him... which turn out to hold a Genie inside. What's next for Blaine of this twisted verion of Glee? You'll just have to read. Based on Darren interviews
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,002 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Blaine A.
Jasper's Darlin' by ZeeTeamVampire reviews
So that was it. Jasper was not trying to attack me. He had been attacking Edward for hurting me. I smiled to myself wishing Jasper had gotten a few punches in. And that's how i fell asleep, with a smile on my face, wrapped in Jasper's arms.-Summary inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,917 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A very Potter sitcom season 1 by JacobKragoff reviews
This is my idea for a TV show based on Starkid's amazing musicals "A very Potter musical" and "A very Potter sequel". Watch them on youtube before you read this or you'll be very confused. Season 1 episodes all here weekly! Enjoy and REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,283 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Business by 0lizzybennet0 reviews
It was meant to be a simple and straightforward act, it wasn't as though Kurt was actually his boyfriend. The fact that Kurt couldn't speak to him without yelling wasn't supposed to matter.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,598 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The King and the Criminal by Chazzam reviews
This is a side fic for The Sidhe, involving quite a bit of Klaine but focusing on the relationship between two OCs. Don't read this until you finish The Sidhe!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,705 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
We'll Always Have Each Other by WorthYourWeightInGold reviews
*Sequel to 'Not Everyone Is Here'* Kurt, Blaine, and the rest of New Directions deal with the hardships of senior year. Old flames come into play and threaten certain relationships. The fight to stay together forever is on...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,597 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Games People Play by teacandles reviews
Blaine's task was simple: seduce the new kid, get him to fall in love, sleep with him, then dump him like yesterday's garbage.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,263 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Legend of the White Wolf by werewitch001 reviews
Embry's twin sister "died" when they were younger. But was Jake telling the truth? What happens when the dead return? -I don’t know what brought me back, especially to this place. I promised myself I wouldn’t return. I couldn’t, it was too dangerous.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,187 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Jacob, Embry
Sober by skwirelygurli reviews
Post BIOTA. A collection of Klaine oneshots from BIOTA to season 3.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,423 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Offensive Innocence by Whatsername Lambert reviews
After they both survive a vicious homophobic attack, Blaine is left without his memory and Kurt is left trying to figure out why some people can't tolerate love. / Klaine, obviously.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 150,474 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Nerds and Sex Gods by the dyslexic bookworm reviews
"Nerd!" "Hey take that back!" I said throwing my book at him. "We prefer the term academic." "Yes, and I prefer the term Sex God, but since you've only just stopped saying my name as though it was blasphemy, I won't push my luck." CHAOS AND ROMANCE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,199 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
My Baby, Forever by PurpleScorpion reviews
After an incident occurs, Edward gets turned into a baby! How will Bella and the Cullens deal with raising a 1 year-old Edward and at the same time, trying to turn him back into his 17 year-old vampire self?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,257 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fight to the Finish by MeIsEpic19 reviews
Bella is a Cheerleader for the Miami Dolphins with Alice and Rose. Edward is the quater back and they start becoming closer. Will love blossom? Suck at summaries, still, check it out! WARNING : Possible upsetting material! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,095 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Boy Who Died by oceans-of-light reviews
Her own son dead, Bellatrix raises the child she was sent to murder as her own. Harry Potter has become Henry Lestrange and don't you try to tell him otherwise. New Summary, Dark Harry AU mild H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 180,907 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
We Are Not Alone by TickTockBANG555 reviews
Alice is a normal girl who meets an unfortunate fate. Jasper is a boy who's had a rough life that keeps getting worse. Their "psychological problems" cause their paths to cross at a mental institution. Together, they find out that they are not alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 139,537 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Friends, Always by the little harlequin reviews
Inspired by "A Very Potter Musical", Quirrell and Voldemort go on that rollerblading/movie date. Now includes two bonus chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,802 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Q. Quirrell, Voldemort - Complete
A New Kind of Story by Rain4915 reviews
When Jasper's family dies he blames himself. Charlie adopts him. He picks up his pieces. When Bella comes along he promises to protect her as if she were the sister he lost. But soon enough he finds himself faling for the one he should see as his sister.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 40,704 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper
The Marauders Monday Magazine by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
Messrs Moony, Wormtail Padfoot and Prongs present the Marauders Monday Magazine: A Guide to Life at Hogwarts. Results may vary. Chapter 15 Up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,417 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
FML, This is awkward by Joker In The Pack reviews
Hi! I'm Fable, and this is my FML story! Warning: Short, although some are hilariously funny...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009
The Announcement by VeryRachelBerry reviews
How did Kurt and Blaine tell everyone they were dating? Each chapter focuses on a different person. The Warblers, Mercedes, Burt, Rachel, the New Directions, and finally, Kurt's mom.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Brittany's Kissed List by Obscure Stranger reviews
Brittany has kissed every boy and girl at McKinley, even the janitor. Here are a few unseen moments...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Brittany P. - Complete
Just Cuddling! by musicals4life reviews
Previously uploaded before Starship was a category, so I uploaded it here as well! Complete Taz/Up fluff: Taz opened her eyes to find herself pressed right up against Up's chest. "Up? What are jou doing?" Up smiled, "Just Cuddling,"
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Replacements by Lycoris B reviews
Three teachers go missing, and three not-quite teachers take their place. Kurt wants to know what's going on, and the Doctor is only too eager to tell him. Rated T for language. Only the prologue so far, but more coming very soon!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - 11th Doctor, Kurt H.
FML Twilight by RushedUponATime reviews
F my life, twilight edition. See what the characters have to say about their life and the random comments left after each story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,008 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Say Something by HeartsHungBehind reviews
"If you're not okay with this, please just say something," Santana pleaded, kissing the tip of Brittany's nose. A million thoughts rushed through the blonde's head, but she kept her mouth shut. Major warnings for chap 11, femslash, don't like don't read
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,979 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
That's To Remind You Whose You Are by starshiprangerlexie reviews
Blaine see's another guy grinding on his husband. He's not happy about this. We're just gonna have to remind Kurt who he belongs to won't we?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Birthday Spree by T. A. Aberforth reviews
Blaine gets Kurt the best birthday present he's ever had. Blaine gets to share the fun. CanniBlaine/Kurt, SerialKiller!Klaine, and rated M for a very good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
courage will carry us through by klaineisforeverstrong reviews
Lots of Klaine drabbles. I'll try to get one out everyday. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Measure Your Life In Love by CrissColferSexRiot reviews
"A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist." -Stewart Alsop. Every dream has come true for Kurt and Blaine. Love, success...but perfection can only last for so long.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,061 - Reviews: 3720 - Favs: 3,361 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Measure in Love by seriouscaseofthegayface reviews
"You know, when you stop and think about it, Kurt Hummel's had a pretty good year."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Brick by Brick by GallifreyGleek reviews
Chris' feelings for his co-worker might not fade at all, but he's doing everything he can to keep them as a secret.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,334 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'll Wait For Life by clonedmemories reviews
There's a bridge on the outskirts of Lima, and this bridge holds particular significance to one Blaine Anderson. Now, he must tell Kurt why.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Pocket Watch AKA The Time Kurt Saved Blaine by MovesLikeHummel reviews
Blaine lived his life without purpose, simply following the hands of time, not knowing that all it would take to save him was one angelic voice uttering the words 'Excuse me. I'm new here.' One-Shot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Midnight Harry Potter by danrdarrenc reviews
Blaine gets a little excited about the new Harry Potter film and drags Kurt to the midnight premiere. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hogwarts Revisited by purpleheart72 reviews
Hermione Granger makes the decision to return to Hogwarts for her final year after the Wizarding War has ended. Alone in this decision, she finds herself feeling very out of place until she finds solace with the most unexpected of students...Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,566 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Ignorance by BreeZombiee reviews
British rockstar Kurt Hummel is on tour with his band when he meets his biggest fan, Blaine Anderson. AU Oneshot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Bad Record by Archived-AndInactive reviews
In which Blaine screws up and Kurt really can't forgive him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Imperfection by courag33 reviews
Kurt has some things he'd like to hide. Warning: Self harm, triggers. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It's not that you're not pretty, it's just by UniversalOverlordess reviews
A girl gets a crush on Blaine. Blaine is oblivious. Kurt finds it completely hilarious. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Very Umbridge Sequel by gypsy rosalie reviews
Very Potter Musical/Sequel. Umbridge's fears that she's getting 'chubby' turn out to be something more wonderful...her Mama WOULD be pleased! But can she straighten out her own chil'rens? And will that Harry Potter and his friends ever leave her alone?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,613 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Dolores U., Firenze - Complete
Blaine's Strange Addiction by aggressively writes reviews
Blaine has a secret obsession. Kurt gets suspicious when Blaine tries to butter his arm. Canniblaine. Very cracky.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
There was no going back now by WizardingWorldOfAGleeksMind reviews
The bill is passed, and gay marriage is legalised in New York. But how does closeted jock Dave react to the news?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/25/2011 - D. Karofsky - Complete
Genie in a Bottle by HeartsHungBehind reviews
An AU where Blaine is an aspiring musician in New York City who can't seem to catch a break. That is, until he gets his own genie. Features genie!Kurt and manipulative asshole!Blaine. Rated M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
When Fears Are Realized by LKgator19 reviews
Burt's worried about Blaine. Kurt doesn't understand why until Blaine shows up on their doorstep.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,078 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Just a Game by Nixxx852 reviews
He was supposed to get Kurt to fall in love with him, then in a few months time he could break up with him and collect his winnings. It was just a game and nothing more. So, why did he suddenly find himself starting to fall for the other boy?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,720 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Proud by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Burt would be proud if Blaine were his son.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
On the Inside by ummmm26 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are the populars, and Edward, Emmett, and Jasper are the nerds. Will the girls learn not to judge them on their appearance, but what is on the inside? Guys are vampires, girls are humans.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,575 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Right by Emily31594 reviews
"All he had needed was reassurance that he was right, that the bullies were the ones who were wrong." After the confrontation in "Night of Neglect", Kurt comes to a realization.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Princes Do It Better by Sweetie813 reviews
Complete AU Kurt/Blaine. Kurt finds out he's a prince. How will he react? Where does Blaine fit in? Read and find out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,556 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Duets and Three Small Words by Secrets of the Fall reviews
Post Original Song. The Warblers lost at Regionals, but that doesn't stop them from putting on impromptu performances in front of malls. On another note, Kurt and Blaine discover that love isn't a race.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,110 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Love Language by thesoundofsunshine reviews
There are moments in life when we feel a connection, so deep words can hardly describe it. But, how do we know that it's real? This is the story of Kurt who meets Blaine and falls in love.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Once a Warbler by Nixxx852 reviews
...always a Warbler. Just because he was no longer part of their group didn't mean that the Warblers didn't occasionally check to see how Kurt was doing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
One Less Heart to Break by jetsfanforlyfe reviews
Five times Blaine Anderson contemplated suicide, and one time Kurt Hummel found him before he could succeed. TRIGGER WARNING: SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND ACTIONS, SELF HARM
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You Have That Effect On Me by thesoundofsunshine reviews
A story in which Kurt raps a part in a Big Pimpin' / What's Your Fantasy mashup. A companion fic to Sing a Little Song For You.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Let Me Hold You For The Last Time by Charlotte -LOVE reviews
No matter how much the he wanted to turn back time, he had to accept that this was the way life went and there was nothing he could have done to stop it. But that doesn't prevent him from blaming himself. Future!Klaine Character Death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Do I Know You? by brahdley jims reviews
Voldemort meets his 'A Very Potter Musical' self, with some Lucius thrown in there for good measure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Hair Potion by HeartsHungBehind reviews
Lily/Severus friendship/Snape-totally-loves-her-but-she-doesn't-have-a-clue oneshot! Lily tries to help her friend with his rather unfortunate hair situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Little Things by happyinchintz72 reviews
Kurt leaves McKinley. He hasn't had any of the experiences he's always dreamed of. Cue Blaine, the Warblers and the hallowed halls of Dalton Academy. FLUFF. Focuses in on the little things in life, the special moments.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 171,121 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Promises by particularly good finder reviews
Finn made a promise to Kurt, and he'll be damned if he doesn't keep it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Knife Going In by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Blaine put the past behind him, telling Kurt to have the courage he couldn't. But the worst happened anyway, and Kurt is left broken. Now Blaine has to pick up the pieces, but if he couldn't have the courage three years ago, how can he do it now? Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,966 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Of Sernades and Reminiscing by PinkGlasses
For all the times music touched Kurt and Blaine's lives or brought them closer together.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Brunch by HPJellicleCat reviews
The Hummel-Hudson family has decided to go out for brunch…and of course Kurt's boyfriend is invited! But while Blaine is the perfect gentleman to the family, Kurt is having a little difficulty concentrating on anything with Blaine there to distract him...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
First Impressions by teacandles reviews
Mr. Anderson knew that his son thought he was homosexual, but that couldn't be further from the truth. Because there was no way that the person he'd heard in his son's room was not a girl.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
A Quilt That's Warm With Memories by thesoundofsunshine reviews
"I have your graduation present." "I told you that you didn't have to get me anything." "I just... Carole and I thought this would be best." Klaine exists.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
It Doesn't Change Anything by Oceanic Others Freak reviews
AU. Set during 2x18: Born This Way. How exactly did Blaine and the Warblers end up serenading Kurt at McKinley? Slash. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You Are The New Day by happyinchintz72 reviews
On-shot - My little filler for the scene AFTER Blaine leaves McKinley post-SOWK.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Heart of an Artist by icedintheveins reviews
Blaine's secret passion of painting causes some unpredictable trouble. Klaine. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Just a Dream by thesoundofsunshine reviews
"Kurt, we think that you've made up this entire Dalton Academy in your head." "No, it was real." "Dave did kiss you, Kurt, and you fought back. He beat you into a comatose state."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Smell of Safety by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'The broken dresser in their room still smells like her perfume...sometimes I'll sneak in there and open all the drawers and lie in on the floor and close my eyes and just smell her.' Kurt's new house doesn't smell like his mother anymore. Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Tangled Up in Me by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt and Blaine play Twister. Fluffy. Klaine. Fanart this is based off of is on my profile!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Love Was Never Fair by thesoundofsunshine reviews
Burt wondered what he could tell his son, besides the obvious 'congratulations.' A part of his brain was willing him to tell Kurt to not fall in love because they could be ripped away from you at a moment's notice. Future Klaine / Burt angst.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Burt H. - Complete
Last First Kiss by Diana Prallon reviews
She just waited. SPOILERS UP TO DAY OF THE MOON.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Voldemort's Hot Dogs by nony0mous reviews
Voldemort has a hot dog stand, and now Harry wants some of those hot dogs. He'll do anything to get those hot dogs...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Embracer of Worlds by aroseofmanyleaves reviews
She would always be the Embracer of Worlds, but he didn't understand yet. River's musing on why The Doctor didn't accept her kiss; and why he doesn't understand yet. Sorry, this is really bad, I got sidetracked. Please enjoy, and review if you like.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Day of Silence by thesoundofsunshine reviews
"Kurt, I'm sorry for... well, you know what and the locker checks and the slushies and just everything. I don't think that a Day of Silence will fix everything, but I hope that it's a start. And, I think I need some advice from you and your short friend."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Pseudonymity by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Blaine begins an online love affair, but his target ends up being best friend Kurt, forcing him to live double lives. Latest: Blaine and Kurt make love for the first time, unaware that the Warblers are liveblogging it from a hacked webcam stream.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,847 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Permanent by CrazyIsTheClue reviews
Slight AU-Future: Blaine has a rare cardiac disease and can only survive if he gets a new heart,when it's almost too late a compatible heart is finally found...but when Blaine wakes up he'll have lost something a lot more important to him than his life...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Way I Loved You by MyMan'sColdDeadAndBronzehaired reviews
Edward and Bella are secretly dating, but they're from different cliques. He's popular and she's not. Edward bullies Bella in school but acts like a lover after school."You're ashamed of me, ashamed of us." What happens when Bella gets tired of this?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Closeted by Phantom-of-Fantasy reviews
Spin-off story based on CP Coulter's "Dalton"... JOGAN Julian/Logan pairing ... What happens when Derek finally decides that Julian and Logan need to come clean to each other about their best kept dirty little secrets?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
Twilight Chat Room by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 56,702 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
Never, Ever, Make an Empath Mad by Jaspers-Darlin-Girl reviews
Jasper wants to write a song for Alices b'day, but when Emmett finds out that Jasper is songwriting, he, Edward and Rosalie tease him about being gay. Way.Too.Much. Now they have to learn a lesson. Never, Ever, make an Empath Mad...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,124 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Jasper
Will You Cheer For Me? by T. A. Aberforth reviews
Kurt invites Blaine to a basketball game at McKinley, at which he finds out Kurt used to be a Cheerio. And Blaine really likes cheerleaders. Fluffy One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Every Beautiful Inch by T. A. Aberforth reviews
Kurt's feeling insecure about his body, but Blaine loves it all, and has to show him just how perfect he is. Klaine fluff to the extreme. Bring a toothbrush. One-shot, complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'll Stay Here Beside You by ChoCedric reviews
Halloween 1995, during OotP. A tender moment between Sirius and Remus at 12, Grimmauld Place. Sirius is haunted by the ghosts of his past, and Remus comforts him. Rated for strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Last Marauder Standing by ChoCedric reviews
Set during DH. Remus's POV. I stand alone here at your grave, Peter, and honestly, I don't know how to feel. I truly dislike the person you turned into, but I cannot help but remember you as the boy who befriended me so long ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Remus L., Peter P. - Complete
Crying by thesoundofsunshine reviews
There was something so calming about crying. But, the crying that wracked out sobs until breathing came in broken gasps was not a soothing kind of cry. In fact, it was heartbreaking to hear, and even more heartbreaking to be the source of.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
His Rose by ravenclawfever reviews
It was out of nowhere and it's Rose, his rose, and they were supposed to be best friends. RosexScorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Born This Way by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt knew from a very young age that there was nothing wrong with him at all. His mother made sure of that. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Mine by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
The New Directions boys can't believe that Blaine finds Kurt attractive. Blaine explains why he has the hottest boyfriend in existence. Klaine fluff, slash. I thought of this cute little one shot, and figured it would be a good break from all the angst.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dapper Shove by LoveAtFirstWronskiFeint reviews
A quick oneshot based off of that shove with Blaine and Karofsky in the promo for Born This Way. I know the title is really lame, but I'm feeling uncreative at the moment and this will have to do for now. XD
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
No Moon: Sorry Jacob I ate it by mayonaka-leo reviews
When Edward left, he turned to the Volturi, but who did Bella turn to? "I want seven deluxe extra large meat feasts. Oh, and leave the Anchovies out. They give me gas." Pretty weird, isn't it? Read and find out. Some JacobxBella here.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Art Class by thesoundofsunshine reviews
Kurt and Blaine have been separated for a year and a half, only to be reunited during Kurt's art class.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
BFFL: Bitter Frenemies For Life by SkittlezzIdilzz reviews
Seth and Annabelle have been rivals since birth. They battled for literally EVERYTHING. What happens when Seth phases for the first time? What hapenes when he imprints on her? During New Moon SCXOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Seth
Really Out To Get You by Dapperscript reviews
Blaine has been out with Kurt and his friends a few times. He loves it; he loves spending time with his boyfriend. There's just one thing... he's pretty damn sure Kurt's friends don't like him. And he's pretty sure Kurt doesn't believe him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,719 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Of Hair and Coffee Dates by thesoundofsunshine reviews
Kurt helps Brittany learn how to properly take care of her hair, then they meet Blaine at the coffee shop.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Kurt H., Brittany P. - Complete
Taking Eternities by Roys-neko reviews
COMPLETE Blaine x Kurt AU losing someone you love to the void of their own heart couldn't be as painful as holding back your hand to save them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Not Everyone Is Here! by WorthYourWeightInGold reviews
Ever since Kurt transferred to Dalton, he doesn't get to see his friends at McKinley that often. So everyone's news is always on Facebook. Klaine. Luck. Finchel. Bartie. Starts out the day of the amazing Klaine kiss.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,436 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
and i feel you so close to me by klaineisforeverstrong reviews
No, Kurt thought to himself. It took all the will power he had not to shake his head at his thoughts. This song was not written for you, Kurt. He doesn't think of you that way. He's just your mentor. He would never write a song for you. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Ready for Bed by colferist reviews
Future!fic. Blaine and Kurt's schedules are hectic, but they can find time for the occasional cuddle.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Football by iggy-writes reviews
Blaine wants to try out for the McKinley football team, and Kurt thinks he is insane. Written for a tumblr prompt :
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sing a Little Song for You by thesoundofsunshine reviews
Just for the record, whenever you search Blaine Anderson on YouTube, prepare for hilarity to ensue. But, Blaine won't let the embarrassment be a one way street.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,563 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
If I Had You by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt sings Adam Lambert's "If I Had You" in Glee club. Klaine. Some hints to Original Song.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sensitive by T. A. Aberforth reviews
Kurt has very sensitive skin. Epic Smuff. Klaine twoshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
That Fake Tan Is 3 Years Out Of Date, Blaine by xxcullen1309xx reviews
Rating: K. Fluffy, silly oneshot: Blaine tries his hand at a little "male grooming." Hilarity ensues. Spoilers/speculation post 2.16 "Original Song." :D
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I'll Never Forget by ChoCedric reviews
Neville is distraught the day after he is reprimanded for leaving the passwords to Gryffindor Tower in plain sight. Sitting defeated at the bottom of the staircase, he is comforted by someone unexpected. The conversation stays with him forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Neville L., Cedric D. - Complete
With Bells On by WhatIKnew reviews
Established relationship, shortly after the events of Original Song. In which Kurt and Blaine make out, keep getting interrupted, and Blaine ends up on the floor. A lot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kurt, a Funny Boy by HeartsHungBehind reviews
A parody of Disney's Beauty and the Beast, previously titled Kurt, a Belle Parody Songfic. Kurt is very different from the rest of the teenagers in Lima. Maybe he'll fit in better with the warbling Beast... Rated T for minor cursing and boy kisses
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,540 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Everybody Needs Somebody by wheredowego reviews
or Rachel Barbara Berry's Five Steps to Setting Kurt Hummel Up. AU after Duets. Rachel Berry has little experience in the dealings of "friends." So in order to be a better friend to Kurt, she tries to set him up. Kurtchel friendship. Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sleep Talking Rambles by LaPaige reviews
Kurt Hummel has a tendency to sleepwalk. Blaine doesn't know this, until he experiences it for himself. Or: In which Kurt is the Black Swan, Blaine is a hobbit and there is a double rainbow. No spoilers.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
For Me It Isn't Over by thesoundofsunshine reviews
Kurt receives a letter from Blaine; it's the first contact they've had in years. Future fic.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blaine Is In Love by KennyIsOrange reviews
Blaine honestly felt like a teenage girl. In this we have: Love Struck!Blaine and as usual, an awfully blunt title. Plus an obscene amount of fluff. Post-Original Song
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I've Been Looking for You Forever by LoveAtFirstWronskiFeint reviews
What we didn't get to see during Original Songs because of that cockblocking piano. It was supposed to be sexy but it ended up being more adorable/fluffy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Introductions by estrafalaria103 reviews
Kurt and Blaine are together. Now they just have to tell everyone. . .three quick shots, telling the Warblers, Mercedes, and Burt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What Wasn't Shown by prplemyth reviews
SPOILERS FOR 2X16: Thanks to the trolling keyboard, we didn't get to see what happened directly after Kurt and Blaine's kiss, and we see what goes on when the scene cut. ONESHOT. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Coffee is a Boy's Best Friend by klaineisforeverstrong reviews
Kurt cannot function without coffee. Burt tries to warn Blaine but he shrugs it off. He has no idea what he's in for. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
After Alcohol by prplemyth reviews
We saw what happened at the party. We saw what happened when Burt walked in. But what happened in between? And how in the hell did Blaine end up in Kurt's bed? Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Like Fleetwood Mac by MovesLikeHummel reviews
Kurt and Blaine are having a Glee wedding! Kurt is nervous about his wedding night. Dapper Blaine says sweet wedding vows. Sue Sylvester finds herself trying to not call Kurt "Porcelain"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Why Are All the Hot Ones Gay? by colferist reviews
Post Animal. Who knew Blaine would be getting advice from a Crawford Country Day girl?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I'll Always Love You by ChoCedric reviews
AU. His emerald eyes were full of anguish as the casket was lowered into the ground. "It wasn't your fault," whispered Arthur Weasley as he hugged the boy who had loved his daughter, and who she had loved in return.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
It's All Fiction by happyinchintz72 reviews
Follow on from 2x15 and their 'non-conversation'. Kurt is frightened and doesn't ever see how that will change... ONE-SHOT. Angsty fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Will Wait for You if You Do For Me by spookytus reviews
At first, he visits Blaine's grave every day. More often than not, he just sits there quietly, staring at the headstone, wondering how his life had been torn apart by a single roadside bomber. Klaine, AU, T for Character Death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Furt, Finchel and Klaine? by HPJellicleCat reviews
New Directions have a sleepover with Kurt and Blaine. When alcohol is involved...we can't trust everyone to stay sober. "Whenever a couple gets together we give them a name, so we decided to give you two a name - KLAINE." But they're not a couple...yet.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Voldemort's Musical by 13dramaqueen13 reviews
Voldemort is upset; why does no one appreciate him the way he should be appreciated? All he wants is a little respect. So he decides to fix this problem. A simple curse, and... BOOM! Singing Death Eaters. What could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,337 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
A Different Perspective by KennyIsOrange reviews
The Klaine coffee shop scenes from BIOTA from an elderly woman's POV. It involves them making up and a happy ending, sorta, that didn't happen, I can guarantee you that.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Would you ask me to stay? by HannahHavoc90 reviews
Klaine. post BIOTA. Kurt and Blaine just can't get over their fight. What happens when Kurt decides to go back to McKinley? COMPLETE. Only a little angsty at the beginning. Don't let the summary fool you!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Not Alone by DracoHermioneForever reviews
Abuse One Shot. Lily/James
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Windows to the Soul by colferist reviews
Reuploaded 'cause this website is a butt trumpet: You could tell a thousand stories from Kurt Hummel's eyes.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Last Crissmas by HXCQAFFAN1998 reviews
Follow-up story to Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas. 10 years post. -1ST CHAPTER PROLOGUE- SECOND CHAPTER REMINISING-
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Among the Angels by thesoundofsunshine reviews
Rachel couldn't look over at the open casket, as butterflies swarmed her stomach. She was never nervous before a performance. Leave it to one Kurt Hummel to make her nervous to sing. Warning: Major character suicide.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Rachel B., Kurt H. - Complete
Flower by ChroniclesofNarniaGleeandDW reviews
Kurt is puzzled after Blaine gives him a flower and tells him to search for the meaning. Klaine. One-Shot. Worth a read.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
To be Haunted by ChoCedric reviews
"How can he be the same person?" Sirius whispers, and Remus's heart twists at how broken he sounds. "What happened to little Peter, who used to stuff his face with chocolate until he was sick? God, what went so wrong?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Wait, Please don't go by Sumgurl2 reviews
Kurt and Blaine broke up just before Blaine graduated High School. What happens when, over four years later, a drunk Blaine stumbles upon things that cause the memories to come rushing back? OneShot SongFic "Need you now" by Lady Antebellum
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Little Spoons and Romance Novels by HeartsHungBehind reviews
Klaine fluff, some smut. Kurt has a secret passion for romance novels. Can Blaine use that to sweep him off his feet? Rated T for minor cursing and boy kisses.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Blaine Anderson and Alcohol Do Not Mix by Comfster reviews
Blaine's far too drunk to leave Rachel's party on his own. Kurt offers his assistance.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Our Favorite Flavors by colferist reviews
Post Rachel Berry Trainwreck Party Extravaganza. Non-canon since the episode hasn't even aired yet. How can Blaine regret THAT if he gets THIS in return?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Penciled In by remuslives reviews
Sirius sets an appointment with the Minister of Magic. Find out his plans and see how he catches her attention. Happy Valentine's Day! Written for the Twin Exchange Love in Unusual Places Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
UhOh Even Kurt Gets Pimples! by KlainexXxArygon reviews
What happens when Kurt's procelain face becomes flawed? Hilarity and dramatic antics I assure you! And Blaine always comes to the rescue :
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Thank Goodness For Alcohol by KK-Needs-Rehab reviews
Klaine Oneshot, inspired by the promo for Blame it On The Alcohol. Then I sort of got carried away, I think. Oh well! Please enjoy and review!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Lesson in Poetry by HeartsHungBehind reviews
Blaine is having a little trouble with his poetry assignment. Maybe he needs to write about something he has a passion for? Klaine fluff, oneshot
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Awkward Moment by colferist reviews
Post SLS. Kurt makes an observation. Blaine gets confused.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Power of Gaga by colferist reviews
Post SLS. Blaine's no good at romance. Kurt doesn't really give a damn.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Crying in the Choir Room by LCD89 reviews
An alternate take on what happens after Blaine's WIGYA performance based on the Starkid production MAMD. Will probably only make sense to people who have seen it. Blaine cries in the choir room and Kurt admits his feelings for Blaine. One Shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Eyes of Green Envy by thesoundofsunshine reviews
It was official. Blaine had gone off the deep end. He was jealous of a stuffed animal name Blubbery.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
5 Times The Gleeks Saved Blaine from a Homophobe by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
...and 1 Time he saved himself. My first fill for the glee angst meme on livejournal. Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Klaine,featuring most of the Glee Kids. Blaine, despite being confident and courageous, has no idea how to fight. Which is a problem at Mckinley.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
When I Get You Alone by estrafalaria103 reviews
Blaine tries to rescue the Warbler's by accepting Wes' challenge: Kurt is confused and hurt: and there is much love of pants. Silly drabble on "When I Get You Alone"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Guess what Windsor found on the internet? by C.Y. Dementress reviews
OCs by CP Coulter. Story based on "Dalton". Oneshot: It was Han Westwood's usual night on the internet when he found something highly relevant to Windsor's interest concerning a certain Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Harry Potter Fanmail by StopAndSmellTheFlowers reviews
Characters of the Harry Potter series get Fanmail! Rated T but that's probably a bit overcautious.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,654 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009
Of Peacocks and Disco Sticks by T. A. Aberforth reviews
"At least Lady GaGa doesn't sing about wanting to see people's peacocks!" "Yeah, because wanting to take a ride on someone's disco stick is so much better!" -Fluffy One-Shot, Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It's Amazing How Inanimate Objects Can Talk Dirty by KlainexXxArygon reviews
Wes, David and Blaine have to pretend to be inanimate objects and talk with each other...only inanimate objects don't talk, especially not so disgustingly...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Challenging Humanity by mehek18 reviews
Bella Swan is mute and new to Forks High School. Edward Cullen is the popular, but sweet, captain of the Varsity team. Bella hides away from attention, but what happens when she catches the eye of the captain and his friends? AH AU CANON. Now ALL EDITTED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 119,696 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wherein Bella Comes To Hate MSNBC by audreyii-fic reviews
Bella has the worst conversation of her life. Written for the Teabagging Twilight contest. Crack!fic. Vaguely OOC Charlie. A hint of Jacob/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
ABC's of Kurt and Blaine by Lifesjustducky reviews
Cute little very very fluffy pure fluff one-shots of Kurt and Blaine throughout their relationship, based on the letters of the alphabet. One for each letter. T for later chapters. There's humor, drama and everything in-between. Please read and review
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,908 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
River of Emerald by PinkGlasses reviews
Kurt is expecting to have a miserable sick day at home, until Blaine shows up! Fluffy Klaine one-shot...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Journey Through Facebook by sydg813 reviews
This is my first Glee story, and Facebook fic. it has klaine, quam, finchel, mentions of: jesse/blaine and sam/blaine and hints of wevid. it is a story of Klaine I hope you like it! There are A Very Potter Musical references. read & reveiw. I OWN NOTHING!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Just Words by lionesseyes13 reviews
Snape's perspective on the aftermath of killing Dumbledore in HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
The World Is Ugly But You're Beautiful To Me by f-lero reviews
Harry finds a crying Draco Malfoy in the bathroom and comforts him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Is Written by forever.young '94 reviews
Rose Daemon, a young aspiring writer, has always dreamt of the adventures of Peter Pan. When Rose begins to write of Peter Pan, she never expects her stories to come to Earth and steal her away. For her stories are so much more than just words.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,061 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010
When the StarKids met The Actors by muffinbuttons reviews
This story is exactly what the Title says. It's a "What if" story! If you haven't seen A Very Potter Musical or Sequel DO SO NOW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/6/2011
Sick by Kironomi reviews
Kurt is sick. Blaine takes care of him. Pre-slash, small fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Baby You're Crazy by ashcanwrite reviews
He looked at me with his big puppy dog eyes. "But, baby, its cold outside." He smiled. Now I knew where this was going."Blaine if your trying to quote Baby, It's Cold Outside knock it off." I laughed. "Its cute, but I really have to go."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,070 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Introduction by Kironomi reviews
What Blaine truly felt the first time he saw Kurt.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Playing the Part by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/ AH Collab. He’s a famous actor and she’s an English teacher. Apart from being best friends in high school, and unknowingly talking to each other online, what could they possibly have in common?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,467 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Stupid Traditions by She-Loved-Too-Easily reviews
A New Year's Eve party turns out to be a lot more interesting than Bella had ever expected. Fluffy one shot that I wrote to wish you all a Happy New Year! AU BxE Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Harry Potter Christmas by HeartsHungBehind reviews
Crack fic using the rhyming prose from "Twas the Night Before Christmas". Definite slash, mild language, AVPM reference. What would Harry do on Christmas Eve with his best friends and a sexy Slytherin boy we all know and love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It All Started with a Chat Room by galileogalilei reviews
Bella is the geeky kid who gets picked on by Edward Cullen, the player. They meet in a chat room and try to meet each other. What will happen? You'll just have to read to find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,269 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
6 Word Stories by Technicolourful reviews
This is a collection of 6 word stories for the HPFC. I am going to do 50 characters, starting with Severus Snape, and ending with Lord Voldemort. R&R please. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Have Youself A Merry Little Christmas by HXCQAFFAN1998 reviews
When Blaine leaves Kurt alone with Mr. Shu, trouble arises. One shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dear Mum and Dad by DracoHermioneForever reviews
Harry Potter is assigned to write a letter to someone he misses. He choses his parents even though the letter was meant for someone who had moved, or lived far away. What happens when he gets a mysterious reply? Rated T Just incase
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Can't by dancergirl7 reviews
Two-shot based on the song "Hermione Can't Draw" by Team Starkid from their musical "A Very Potter Sequel." You do NOT have to have seen the musical to understand this! It's canon! Note: NO romance between Hermione and Lupin, their chapters are separate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Five Times Blaine Wanted To Say It by Whatsername Lambert reviews
and one time he actually said it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Need You To Need Me by GLEE-Anna reviews
My First Ever Glee FanFic ... Kurt wishes for Blaine to need him - and learns to be careful what he wishes for when tragedy strikes before regionals. Angsty but hang in there for a happy ending.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,428 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
La Bella Ragazza Di Caffè by Stephaniiie reviews
Bella is British musician Edward's biggest fan. So when he stumbles across the cafe she owns – the one that is named after one of his songs and is virtually a shrine to his very existence – sparks are sure to fly. Just a random, fluffy two-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secrets by Lima Heights Adjacent reviews
Inspired by PostSecret and SixBillionSecrets. The innermost secrets of the characters from the Harry Potter universe. Multiple secrets/characters per chapter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010
Just Wanna See You Smile by klaineisforeverstrong reviews
The fives time Finn tried to make Kurt smile and the one time he made him smile unintentionally. Set after Never Been Kissed and before Furt. Prompt found on glee fluff meme.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Selfish by Shay426 reviews
Remus knows that things can't go back to the way they were. He knows that, like everything else in his life, it must be ruined. He knows this, but some small part of him is screaming that it isn't fair. He knows this, but he wants to be selfish. Poem SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I'm fine, really by Alice in Wonderless Land reviews
Kurt is indescribably lonely, but his wounds are slowly healing thanks to a friend. Kurt/Blaine Klaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,018 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Easy by hernameiseponine reviews
Blaine's thoughts about Dalton and Kurt's audition
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
That Guy by Dude-It's-Sam-Not-Sammy reviews
Kurt's pov: "Seeing Blaine perform is amazing." Blaine's pov: "When I look at you Kurt, I see someone who I wish I could be." Part 2 now up
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Thought Like Flames by ALiteraryLife reviews
Takes place in Eclipse. No pact with the wolves. The Cullen's are overwhelmed by newborns. Edward & Alice are destroyed. Bella loses her mind & seeks death. Jasper, overwhelmed by guilt & agony, leaves Forks. Their paths cross. Full summary on my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,833 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper
One out of nine by silverbirch reviews
Everyone knows how Voldemort was defeated - or thinks they do. Let Crookshanks tell you the real story of how he overcame a dark wizard, with a little help from some humans, and still had time for romance. JK Rowling obviously owns it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,746 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Crookshanks, Mrs. Norris - Complete
Believe Me by KarinaCullen reviews
Bella saw her first ghost at 6. Now at the age of 20, she doesn't get scared when she sees Them. One day when she enters her apartment, she sees a woman sitting on her couch. Who is this woman and why does she want Bella to help her son? All Human BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,788 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Runaway Love by The Sunny Days reviews
He already had my heart and if he wanted he could have my body and soul too. He was my love, my addiction, my obsession, my sickness. I would do anything that would make him happy even dying. "I...I love you" I whispered brokenly. Full Summary Inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 138,742 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
In Hate, In Love: Brave at Heart by RipredtheGnawer reviews
Rose Weasley has inherited her mother's brains, but there's not too much knowledge can do for you when you're in love for the first time - or when you picked a forbidden boy! RoseXScorpius. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Bittersweet by LauraHannah90 reviews
"You know I'd do it. You know I'd do anything for a baby if I could. So I'm letting you have the same. I'm not gonna be selfish my entire life." After one of those frequent bursts of jealousy, Rosalie decides to give Emmett the opportunity she wants. O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Twilight Characters Visit the set of New Moon by fRANkiEGirL61 reviews
Twi characters visit the movie set of NM. COMPLETE RANDOMNESS such as girly Jasper, stubborn Carlisle, Puffy Peter, bisexual Kristen, Tay Tay, Rob's left nipple, oh and is that BELLA! Well, things were bound to get crazy... OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
Of Dinosaurs and Wood Nymphs by RedElaineM reviews
Apparently, Blaine should have laid off the Absinthe. Crack!fic, multiple AVPM references, idea spawned from a Darren Criss interview.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Bitter by ChoCedric reviews
When Peter Pettigrew was presumed dead in 1981, of course there was no body to bury, but a funeral was still held for him. But what the attendants didn't know was that the man in question was hiding in one of the pews, observing it in his rat form.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Peter P. - Complete
Distractions by windchymes reviews
An unexpected discovery and Bella realises Edward lied when he left her. She is determined to find him, but as she searches she finds there is more to Edward Cullen than she ever realised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 184,779 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 3,247 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blaise's Diary by Misty Glow reviews
Hermione finds Blaise Zabini's diary and makes a surprising discovery. COMPLETE Hermione/Blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,909 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Fishsticks by controlled climb reviews
"You turned the Giant Squid into a fishstick?" Hermione gasped. "That's horrible of you. And I'll bet it was just because you wanted a monster for Halloween. Am I right? Of course I'm right."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/31/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Pocket Watch by Sarafina Knowles reviews
Tricked into the past on the day her parents first met, Nessie accidentally interests Edward Cullen, and threatens her own existence as the lion & the lamb never fall in love. Now, she's got to set the past right before the pocket watch stops ticking...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,673 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Speak Now by NeverLetThemTakeYouAlive reviews
Based on Taylor Swift's Speak Now, post NM. Bella receives an invitation to Edward and Tanya's wedding and decides to attend, hoping to get some closure from her break-up with Edward. But something else happens... Oneshot, AU.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There is an old cliche under your Monet, baby by doctorwholove reviews
AH/AU. Bella Swan was the girl who went by, unnoticed. Edward Cullen was the boy who walked into a room and all eyes went to him. Intrigued by one another they began to realize that everyone, in their own little way, is always noticed by someone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,562 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
What Really Happened in the Chamber of Secrets by Sabaku no Sable reviews
This is in response to a request by DarkAngel048. It has a tiny bit of shonenai. only a lil kiss so no freaking out about it. also shota since harry is 12. tmr/hp ENJOY! may do a sequel for 4th year if someone askes for it. SEQUEL IS UP! FINALLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Foundation of Memories by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella and Edward are best friends but just as they are getting around to becoming more, tragedy strikes leaving Edward with no memory of Bella. Can they rebuild their strong relationship without a foundation of memories to stabilise it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,830 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4040 - Favs: 3,678 - Follows: 3,904 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Mirror by emgem2000 reviews
What Albus Dumbledore really saw in the Mirror of Erised. I own nothing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Albus D. - Complete
I'm in Love with a Rockstar by teamjacobrulez reviews
In hopes of forgetting 'him,' Bella moves back to Florida for a fresh start. Cocky and arrogant Blake Stone rocks into her life. She knew that rockstars were bad news but for some reason she just couldn't pull away. He was just the distraction she needed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,159 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - [Bella, OC] - Complete
Remembering You by Maraunerd
Remus is sulking then starts to flip through old books from Sirius. Set during TDH. **Mentions of RL/SB and RL/NT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Follow My Lead by everlastingdaydreams reviews
In order to avoid an unwanted pursuit, Bella begs a handsome stranger in a bar to help her. Will he follow her lead and get rid of the annoyance or leave her to drown alone? One shot. BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Really Matters by Blueking141 reviews
Edward, 24 year old single father, is struggling to support himself and his daughters after some tramatic events in his life. Bella, 25 year old rich girl, has everything handed to her. What happens when they meet? What will they learn from each other? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 209,140 - Reviews: 2393 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What do you want, Superstar? by Death by Nutella reviews
AH.Edward and Bella were best friends,until Edward left to star in a movie.3 years later, he's back, now Bella hates him for breaking every promise he ever made. Will he gain back her trust? Now owned by frizzle1872 xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,742 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Soaring by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
Charlie Weasley realized early on that there were some things in life that were beyond control. Dragons were one, when they chose to be. Feelings were another. He never would have chosen to fall in love with Oliver Wood. It just happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,783 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Charlie W., Oliver W.
The Dash In Between by Stephaniiie reviews
***HIATUS*** AU/AH/OOC Bella's a rebel, Edward's a control freak. Both have their reasons and are as messed up as each other, stumbling blindly through their lives. Sometimes, all we need is a push in the right direction...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,319 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Draco and Hermione Watch AVPM by potato4 reviews
One night, Draco, Hermione, Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Blaise watch A Very Potter Musical. How do they react? What will Merridew do when she finds out? And what happens when Ginny and Blaise are nosier than ever? SEQUEL TO DRACO AND HERMIONE READ FANFICTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,911 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus by Samantha Violet reviews
Just for fun, Ron decides to tickle a sleeping dragon. Hermione is not amused. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
James Learns to Count by TheMightyKoosh reviews
James Potter learns to count and realises that something just doesn't add up, so he asks his Dad where his parents are.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2010 - James S. P., Harry P. - Complete
come with me on my carousel ride by thewildthingsarecoming reviews
and this is as sweet as loving can be just you and me . MollyLysander. - 30 Drabbles for 30 Days Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 8,817 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Molly W., Lysander S. - Complete
Forbidden Love by dazzled620 reviews
It's set before Bella's disastrous 18th birthday party. Edward and Bella are still going strong, and senior year is just starting. There's a new teacher though, and he just can't resist. Imprint story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,037 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Paul
The Library of Time by Rising From The Flames reviews
A compilation of One Shots for the Inter-House competition Challenges! XD Go Gryffindor!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
An Adequate Punishment by doodlebutt reviews
Katie's been late to practice so many times. Oliver decides it's time for punishment,Wood style. Absence may make the heart grow fonder, but not this time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
What He'll Sorely Miss? by MayorHaggar reviews
After the Second Task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry wonders if Ron is truly the thing he'd miss most, and tries to sort out his feelings for a certain bushy-haired bookworm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,719 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
HARREH POTTAH by Grimly Dandy reviews
Spoof time! Scriptform spoof based on the first book. rated T for swearing. EDIT: Sorry guys, this story is permanently on hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,592 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Harry P.
Matters of the Heart by valeriawyverstone reviews
One-shot James wants to spend his life with... actually, he's not quite sure. James/Sirius, implication of possible Remus/Sirius. T for a smidgen of coarse language and a mention or two of gay sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Before the Dawn by valeriawyverstone reviews
Two lovers find refuge in the Shrieking Shack.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
50 First Dates by ValGal95 reviews
Imagine having to make the love of your life fall in love with you every single day. What if she forgot who you were as soon as she woke up? This is a love story that proves true love really has no bounds. B&E.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 207,178 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Victim of a Teenage Nobody by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH "Mr Cullen, your new task is as simple as it is difficult." There was a pause and then the photo came down in front of me. "I want you to murder Miss Isabella Swan." Full summary inside. T for bad language, dark themes and strong sexual references
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,653 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Where Are They? by Louey06 reviews
When little Teddy Lupin starts asking questions no one knows quite the thing to say, except for Harry of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Sirius Black's Guide To Dealing With Girls by Lily Orange reviews
I, Sirius Black, have decided to share my utterly incomparable knowledge of how to deal with girls, and, let me believe you, it is an ART. But, luckily for you, boys of Hogwarts, I am here to help you mesmerize those things we like to call, er, women...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,429 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Sirius B.
Shades of Truth by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
Ron and Hermione discover an interesting product at Zonko's Joke Shop that knows more about them than they would care to admit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
In Which McGonagall Kills Bellatrix, Guest Starrin by BellaPur reviews
Slap stick companion piece to my serious story Black Roses. But can definitely be read alone. Warning, the author ingested more sugar than is sensible before writing this. Because Neville NEEDS his sob story!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bellatrix L., Minerva M.
Rachel Prank Calls Everybody by i.eat.sugar.for.breakfast reviews
Rachel has become overwhelmed with how bored she is, and boredom is something up with which she will not put. Read along as she prank calls her family, other vampires, werewolves, and even some humans! On hiatus for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010
Hogwarts Parent Teacher Conferences by xLove-Hate-Relationshipx reviews
Find out what the teachers of your favorite Howarts students are really thinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010
The Other Weasley Brother by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
Charlie Weasley reflects on his life and the lives of his siblings in the years after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Charlie W. - Complete
The Most Important Thing by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
That night, Harry was told that he was a wizard and the savior of the wizarding world. But that was nothing compared to the one crucial piece of information he learned about his parents, above magic and heroics. Something he had always missed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The World Against Leah by iamwallflowerxx reviews
Hey.. I'm bad at this as you all know so just click on it and enjoy! Bacic Idea: Leah is having Sam's baby but Sam imprinted on Emily. Story contiues from there.. REview Or makE Me cRY. NO FLAMES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,292 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Leah
Why They Came by LunaPadma reviews
They each had a reason for coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Hugo W. - Complete
His Life by angelinadirtytrenchcoat reviews
Sirius is dead. there is no reason for Remus to live. WARNING:SUICIDE AND IMPLIED SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Stargazing by Mintermist reviews
A short drabble-one-shot-thingy about Severus and Lily's friendship, and Snape's one-sided adoration of his best friend, as they sneak out to stargaze during summer holidays. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Prince's Loss by Rezicca reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Severus is pacing, awaiting news from Dumbledore. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Stochasticity by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
Love is more than romance. It is a powerful bond uniting the unlikeliest of souls. Explore the relationships formed between friends, enemies, families, and stangers. Chapter Two: A Wednesday. Pairing: George Weasley and Viktor Krum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - George W., Viktor K.
Draco Malfoy: Reflections On Daddy by Xenexian reviews
Draco reflects on how his daddy dislikes him. Set in first year PAST DRACO, NOT FUTURE! :D Based on Team StarKid's amazing 'A Very Potter Sequel'. R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
Blame It On The Drink by controlled climb reviews
The war's over. Life is meant to be great. Diagon Alley isn't meant to be, well, lifeless. And the pub certainly isn't meant to be booming with customers. * Birthday fic for Dramione Forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Lemons by KlainebowBLUGH reviews
Bella, Edward and LOTS and LOTS of lemons ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,115 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ten Things You Never Knew Another fact fic by lovemelucky12 reviews
The things you never knew about Marcus Flint, Charlie Weasley, Mary McDonald, Susan Bones and many more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Charlie W., Lavender B.
A to Z: Harry Potter People by xLove-Hate-Relationshipx reviews
A series of one shots about people in the Harry Potter world. Each chapter is told in the point of view of a character beginning with a letter of the alphabet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 28,364 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Draco and Hermione Read FanFiction by potato4 reviews
What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rumours by controlled climb reviews
In a way she actually fancied him. But then again, she was just using him, right? * Birthday fic for Grimmy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Trying to be Normal by Liz Beth Rae reviews
People are not born with insecurities. Hermione Granger is no different. Throughout her childhood her classmates had teased her, her parents had doubted her. These are the events that made Hermione. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,666 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Ron's cofessionwith Fred and George! by Bright Eyed Soul Sister reviews
Fred and George know Ron likes Hermione, and is jealous of Viktor Krum. But he won't admit it-so they decide to help him! Things go a little...wrong. MY FIRST FANFIC! so please be nice! I don't own anything! Set during book 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Levigardium Wingosa by SlupinLove reviews
Everything you've known about Harry Potter is turn upside down. Why? A conversation went differently. One conversation changed the entirety of Harry's whole life. Read. and. Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
How Severus Snape Became a Death Eater by blue.lllamas reviews
Dumbledore's hand snaked out and lightly smacked Lupin's butt. Severus smiled sneakily as he brushed back his mullet. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
My Best Friend's Wedding by Stephaniiie reviews
Entry for Moonlight Stuido's Lyrical Contest. AU/AH/OOC/One-shot. It's been a year since Edward last saw his fiancée and best friend. A year of waiting for her to come back to him. And Edward's not about to let her go without crashing the wedding first...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15691 - Favs: 6,771 - Follows: 3,141 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beneath the Sorting Hat by Art3misX reviews
Harry wasn't the only one who had faced a life-defining choice beneath the Sorting Hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete
Emmett and Bella Get Kicked Out of WalMart by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Emmett and Bella go to Wal-Mart and cause trouble. They get caught and Edward has to come home from a hunting trip to pick them up. See what happens when you take Emmett into Wal-Mart and he causes trouble! Hilarious! R&R! Em&B bonding time! Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Of Bedsheets and Blubbering by Remchlomany reviews
When Remus tries to comfort James over girl issues, he ends up getting some advice of his own about a certain Marauder.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Give it Time by WhatsTheMottoWithYou reviews
Buzz likes Jessie and wants to cheer her up when changes happen. Takes place between TS2 and TS3. First fanfic so don't be too hard on me.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Buzz Lightyear, Jessie - Complete
Forgive Me by Violet Scarlet Lily reviews
Lily is alone outside, and her eyes are opened by a single flight. Better than summary. Written by Lily!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Why Not To Let Sirius Get Bored by Sabaku no Sable reviews
Sirius and Harry are the only ones at Grimmauld Place. Chaos ensues when Sirius gets bored and decides Harry must be bored too. Rated K cuz I suck at ratings. and summaries. Tell me if rating is too high or low. Un-beta'ed like always.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
When He Loved Me by Violet Scarlet Lily reviews
Because he doesn't love me anymore...can't say much more, I don't want to spoil it. Just a little drabble. Roughly inspired by the song "When she loved me". Written by Lily!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Remus vs the YMCA by LuxaLucifer reviews
Remus was wallowing in his depression, minding his own business, when a very unwanted vistor comes up and starts singing? Will Remus survive the sudden onslaught of weird from the leader of the Village People? Yeah, that's right. it's... the Y.M.C.A!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Tik Tok by Voldemort by RodentFace reviews
So, what would happen if Voldemort wrote Tik Tok? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
Would You Like a Lemon Drop? by Solomon's Demise reviews
How did Dumbledore come to love lemon drops? MMAD fluffiness
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Meeting the Marauders by Mrs.K.Lupin reviews
Fred hears howling on the way to potions. Who is it that desperately needs his help? Somehow this meeting will be a dream come true for the Weasley twins. Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Fred W., James P.
My Addiction by Diskyet reviews
A poem that Bella wrote for an english assignment after Edward left in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facebook: Connect & Share by nottowaywolf reviews
Bella joins Facebook and a whirwind of events occur on the networking site with conflicts and romance. Who knew a social networking site would be so influential? Takes Place AFTER New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Jacob
The Discovery of Truth by Mrs.K.Lupin reviews
James and Lily are back from the dead. They have been given a mission of major importance. They must unite their friends and protect Harry. Will they suceed. Set in POA. Contains hints of male/male slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,554 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Extended Family THWTLAL spinoffsequel by Stephaniiie reviews
The spin-off/sequel of 'The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson'. Summary inside because of spoilers. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,904 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Jane
Love Sucks Why Me! by Valice Cullen reviews
Bella Swan was happy until her boyfriend Jacob dumped her for Tanya She goes into depression until Alice's cousins arrive from Alaska.Even though she doesn't realize it she's falling for Edward What will she do accept the love or deny it his a player.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,757 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullens Discover Their Songs by AlreadyOnMars reviews
When Bella is on a songs website, she comes across a plethera of song about... The Cullens! Rating boosted for song lyrics in future chapters. Bella's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 17,093 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Riddle De Dee: The Voldemort Musical by Elysian III reviews
Poor, misunderstood Voldemort. He just wanted to rule the world - is that too much to ask? Instead, he has to deal with incompetant Death Eaters, pitchy high notes...and don't forget about crazy Bellatrix Lestange! You know the story...or do you?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Weatherby by angel of moozik reviews
All Percy wanted was for people to know his name and not just know him as 'one of the Weasleys.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Percy W. - Complete
Tragedy by Arnemethia Crow reviews
My sister wrote this... Apparently, this is her idea of fanfiction... I actually don't see why she didn't post this on her account...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2010 - George W., Severus S. - Complete
Chasing Rainbows by jasperwillbiteme reviews
Jasper Hale is an arrogant boy who took the dare of making Alice Cullen fall in love with him.Through their struggles,she teaches him that not everything in this world is black and white. Sometimes, you have to look at the grays as well. R&R Please. A/H
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 45,978 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Alice, Jasper
White Wolf by My Dark Magic reviews
COMPLETE: I don't know how it happened, and I don't know why. One second I was Bella and now I'm something horrible...something terrible...something white.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,643 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Biscuit by jflamewalker reviews
Harry has a slight accident and upsets Snape in the process. Just a little one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
All the Difference by golden-perception reviews
Bella has always wanted to go to New York City. When she gets the chance, she can't wait to see the lights, the skyscrapers, and, especially, Broadway. What she doesn't expect to find is a talented young street musician who just may capture her heart. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Babe Loves The Nerd by Orianna de la Rose reviews
Bella is the most wanted girl in Forks High School, and Edward, well, isn't. He's a nerd, and at the bottom of the food chain, so to say. What happens when Bella gets dared to ask Edward to the prom, and he accepts? How will the evening end? R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Making love to your pillow by Beatlebug reviews
What if one can't get what he wants? What is one's pillow smells like the one he wants? Shall he make love to his pillow? Remus is getting a little desperate. First chapter, more to follow
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Tickle Me Pink by LittleLea05 reviews
Now complete! A series of random drabbles and one-shots for round 3 of The Twilight 25...could be both AU and AH...who knows...featuring all the twilight gang...based off of 25 picture prompts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
I Saw Her by Sianatra reviews
She looked perfectly exquisite in that wedding dress, her chocolate brown eyes brimming over with uncontained happiness. I wanted to run to her, to wrap her in my arms – but I couldn't. It wasn't our wedding. -Dramione one-shot, please read and review!-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Baby by leavemebe123 reviews
Bella's Visa has expired! The only way to stay in the country is to fake pregnancy... but when you're THAT dumb, something is bound to go wrong! Twilight bashing, complete crack.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Rapunzel by winternym reviews
Bella Swan is an only child, with two adoring parents and a talent for singing. On her seventeenth birthday, a mysterious man named Edward Cullen steals her away and locks her in a hidden tower far in the woods. Based off of Rapunzel. Rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lost by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
Written for the What About Alice? Contest. Alice feels lost in New Moon when Edward leaves.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Language of Dance by Disney101 reviews
Bella has a very rough life, which takes a turn for the better when she is accepted into Language of Dance School. There, will the popular player Edward Cullen win her heart which she guards so closely? or will she fall in love first? AH/AU/OOC/ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,429 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Lily's Song by Artemis Rampant reviews
Darren Criss would make a better James, anyways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Missing You by WishFlower reviews
Takes place in fifth book. After Harry's and Severus's disasterous occlumency lesson where Harry saw Severus's least favourite memory, Severus goes into his pensive to see his favourite memory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
The Fight for Justice by Mrs.K.Lupin reviews
The dead have risen and ex-Death Eaters have escaped from prison. What do Harry, Teddy and the others have to do to deal with this? Hints of male/male slash and death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Teddy L., Harry P.
Soul Silver by Mintermist reviews
Lyra is a sixteen year old girl living in New Bark Town. Following the basic events of the game, she endeavors to reach the Pokémon League with her trusted Chikorita. Meanwhile, numerous tumultuous events lead up to love, betrayal and jealousy...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Lyra/Kotone, Silver/Rival
How NOT To Win A Guy's Heart by Chocolatiee reviews
Bella made a bet with Rosalie Hale that she could get school quarterback Edward Cullen to ask her out to the biggest dance of the year. It's too bad Edward doesn't know that she exists... Yet. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,381 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
Snazzy Bowties by Val-Creative reviews
He mustn't panic. Not yet. -Not yet.- /Let simmer a little chunk of onesided ElevenxTen. Throw in some headstrong Amy. You have a recipe for disaster. Oneshot. Crackish.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Bedtime Story by Paige Joy reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and Severus have a daughter and it's bedtime. Hermione/Severus. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Heart's Desire by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
What did Albus Dumbledore truly see when he looked into the Mirror of Erised?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Sirius what are you doing in Forks? by Mrs.K.Lupin reviews
Sirius Black has escaped from the Claws of the Ministry. He flys to the USA to avoid capture. How will he react to the unexpected in the sleepy town of Forks. Set after POA and Breaking Dawn. I DON'T OWN THE CHARACTERS. ONLY PLOT IS MINE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Sirius B., Jacob
What Does IDK Stand For? by connor-rox reviews
Alice has a question. Does Edward have the right answer? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Letting Go by LauraHannah90 reviews
Written for 'Novel Novice Twilight - The Wedding' Contest. Charlie's Point of View on Bella and Edward's wedding; One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
The Sketchbook by LoveMyMonkeyMan14 reviews
Rewritten/extended Head Over Designer Heels. Jasper is a vampire, but also a quiet Southerner who falls for his sister's best friend, a future fashion designer. At a school dance, her life is in jepordy and her only option is death. What will Jasper do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,044 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Heart of Gold by RaeTakesTheWorld reviews
Hannah Smith would never think of giving up her baby, but what happenes when her baby daddy, Zacky Vengence of Avenged Sevenfold, doesn't want the kid, but instead wants to persue his career as a rockstar? Will they ever work it out?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Magic Spells & Fairytales by She-Loved-Too-Easily reviews
When Bella Swan's father dies, she has to try and survive, living with her annoying stepmother and stepsister. Of course this fairytale wouldn't be complete without a prince charming to save her, even if he needs some saving, himself... All Human, BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,933 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The King Is Dead Viva la Regina by BellaPur reviews
Narcissa pays Mrs Zabini a visit after the death of her first husband.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Mrs. Zabini, Narcissa M. - Complete
Let it Rain by SwedishNerd reviews
She always did love the rain, so when the first drop fell he knew where to find her. He had searched the castle for her, to no avail. He wanted to apologize, to make amends. A little fluffy L/J one-shot. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Flying by RaeTakesTheWorld reviews
This is a oneshot about Jacob...my dear Jacob. I love him so much. This is not a lemon. I felt the innocence of the story would be tainted if I put a lemon in this oneshot. Hope you guys like it anyways.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Jacob - Complete
Happy Sexual by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
After James sees Remus come out of the storage closet, he can't help but jump to conslusions. And as Remus sets him straight, Sirius comes along, and can't help but to laugh, and laugh, and laugh. Rated for cursing. Set when the boys are twelve.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The parody poem by Opentwistedmind reviews
I got bored. and angry at twiligh,t so I tried to be funny. What happens when Edward cheats on Bella. Read and find out
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Edward, Jacob
The Girl With The Yellow Ribbon by Stephaniiie reviews
Third place in the Crayola Contest! AU/AH/One-shot/BxE How do you know when you're in love? Is it because you can't stop thinking about her, even though you don't know who she is? Or do you just know? And what do you do when you screw up?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Corrupting Bella Swan by angel with fake wings reviews
What happens when you leave Bella with Jasper & Emmett.........TROUBLE ! Post Breaking Dawn. Involes ice-cream, a mental institue, wal-mart & family therapy ? I suck at summaries
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 200 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
New Moon: The Parody by Annie Cullen xx reviews
Does what it says on the tin... except it's not in a tin, that would be stupid. A parody of The Twilight Saga: New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010
The New Girl by dazzled-by-jacob reviews
Bella Swan recently moves to Forks to live with her dad, Charlie. One day while hiking Bella experiences something she will never forget and meets someone that will change her life. bad summary! bellaxjacob. T , just to be safe. ON HIATUS-READ MY PROFIL
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,095 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Love Story by dress up romance xx reviews
For as long as she can remember, Bella’s parents have hated the Cullen’s. She has been forbidden to ever speak to them and that’s perfectly fine with Bella. But what happens when she gets stuck at a party with Edward for three hours? How much can change i
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,952 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Love Guru by Lily Orange reviews
What exactly will happen when Sirius decides to help Harry entrance Ginny with his magnificent advice on how to get girls to fall for you? Much hilarity, friendship, fun, embarrassment and romance, that's what!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,712 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Finding Twilight by Mrs.Alice.Whitlock reviews
The first of a series. Alice finds mysterious set of books in the bookstore, that mentions Edward on the blurb, so the Cullens read the books to find out why...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,886 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Just Say Yes by I Bit A Pillow Or 2 reviews
Bella goes to college in England, there she meets some interesting new friends including the sexy, charming, arrogant Prince Edward Cullen. Will she fall for him, and will he finally stop his player ways and fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,460 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
My Immortal by Kelly Mareher reviews
The prep version of My Immortal, by Tara Gilesbie AKA xxxbloodyrists666xxx. So goffik people, no flaming!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - OC, Draco M.
A Helpless Realization by Ms-Figg reviews
Professor Snape realizes there is something very, very wrong at Hogwarts. Hermione wants to know what it is. I'm in the story too, lol.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Some Days Are Diamonds by MidniteMarauder reviews
During his sixth year, James discovered he fancied Teddy. When Charlie joined Teddy on the Hogwarts teaching staff for James' seventh year, James wasn't quite sure what to expect, but it wasn't this. Clearly, he must be going mad. T/J, C/T, C/J/T
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,880 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
A Fresh Start by storymaniac reviews
Two years after the baby was born Bella takes her son and moves back to Forks to get a fresh start away from Florida and everybody there. While looking for a job, she runs into an old friend that she hasn't seen or spoken to since she was 11.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,861 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Worried by CatchEmAllEe reviews
While Edward is waiting for his two favourite ladies to come home, his fatherly instincts - not to mention his imagination - go into overdrive. Post BD. One shot. Canon. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
All I Never Wanted by She-Loved-Too-Easily reviews
Bella Swan is the not so proud owner of the most boring life in the world, until she meets her new teacher Mr. Cullen, who turns her life around. Too bad she isn’t allowed to fall in love with him... She's stuck in an impossible situation. All Human BxE T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,199 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Just Another Day by MidniteMarauder reviews
For his 18th birthday, Remus just wants a nice cake, however Sirius is bound and determined to find the perfect present. Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Taking Your Own Advice by xvampiree reviews
Advice columnist, Bella Swan, meets a handsome stranger in a dark alleyway. They have a one night stand and she falls pregnant. What happens when he becomes the editor of the newspaper she works at? OOC AH Canon. M for language and lemons. E/B. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,802 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What If by Chocolatiee reviews
What if Bella was one of the Cullens--and Edward was the human? Would they still fall in love with each other?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,645 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Season of Change by fyren galan reviews
This will likely be the most terrifying story you will ever read. Brace yourselves. Harry/Draco slash, Veela fun, unwitty banter, lots of death, and Twilight bashing. Come on in. I've got something for everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Bet by DreamingOfParadise reviews
Who will last longer? The Doctor, without his beloved cups of tea, or Rose, without her greasy chips? They place a bet with each other to find out…
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,090 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Arses by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
A jealous Sirius and some talk about arses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Self Conclusion by LoLfEdward reviews
She wanted to jump, to never feel the pain again. He was contemplating the same thing until he saw her there. BxE *I don't own Edward or Bella!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Valentine by JacobFan reviews
Little Leah Clearwater is lonely on valentines day. What happens when she finds out to boys want her to be their valentine?....AU....
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Leah - Complete
Saving The Day by septentrion reviews
Severus watches Teddy as a favour to Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Severus S., Teddy L. - Complete
F this, I'm going to Pigfarts! by Sophia Houghton reviews
Draco Malfoy is happily accepted into the Pigfarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, on Mars and the headmaster is a talking lion named Rumbleroar! This is based on the Youtube sensation known as A Very Potter Musical posted by StarkidPotter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Russet Skin, Silver Fur by ravenclawfever reviews
After a strange transformation, Leah Clearwater never expected that the only person who could help her, was the only person who had broken her. Sam/Leah/Paul
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,940 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Leah, Paul - Complete
That Which Drives Us by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
Humans can draw motivation from any number of things: Love, hatred, hope, fear, even pain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2010
Apples by Lily Orange reviews
Lily is spending Valentine's Day as a single sixteen-year-old writing a Transfiguration essay. However, that all changes when James Potter walks in and begins eating an apple... rather seductively...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Warmth by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
Sirius takes it upon himself to help Remus Lupin after the poor werewolf falls victim to Sirius's childish antics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Falling into Darkness by X5 - 452 reviews
Embry loves Leah. Jacob loves Leah. Leah doesn’t know who the hell she wants. Throw in Edward, her new unexpected BFF. Yup, Leah's life was one big old mess. 'Typical, six months ago I couldn't get a man and now I have two who want me.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,565 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Leah - Complete
Hindsight by ChoCedric reviews
In Azkaban, Sirius reflects on how wrong he was in suspecting Remus instead of Peter. He should've known, should've known the little rat's sneaky game.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
Sundowners by missbluejuju reviews
On the evening of Bella’s 85th birthday, Edward reflects on the recent past and its trials, Alice helps out with the future, and Bella finally realizes her last human milestone. E/B, AU, Character Death
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Catch Me, I'm Falling by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
Once upon a time, Sirius Black fell. And there was no one there to take him home again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Ghosts of the Past by ChoCedric reviews
The year that Remus comes to teach at Hogwarts is filled with nostalgic and haunting memories for him. Join him as he experiences them. Goes from when he first starts teaching to when he sees Sirius again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
A Date with Edward Cullen by ashleigh-rose reviews
Bella Swan has just won a date with the irresistable Edward Cullen. When they meet, she thinks he's a jerk. He thinks he's in love. Now, he just has to convince her that she's in love with him as well. But no one ever said love comes easily. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,425 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sadness by ChoCedric reviews
As Teddy Lupin stands on platform nine and three-quarters, emotions of jealousy and sadness sweep over him. As he watches the other children being hugged by their parents, he can't help but wonder why he never deserved that too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Teddy L. - Complete
Welcome to London, Love by cullenite21 reviews
Bella's attending Oxford. When she gets locked out of her dorm hall, someone comes to save her. This gorgeous someone happens to be her new roommate. How will she survive the year? BXE, EMXR, CXE, AXJ.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,848 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
50 Things Draco Malfoy Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Save This Last Dance by blond bombshell reviews
Bella Swan was tired of looking for that perfect romance and instead chose to only love dancing, but when she meets famous choreographer Edward Cullen, she wonders if her search for love really is forgotten.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,591 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Complete Misadventures of the Marauders by Lily Orange reviews
A hundred sets of lines James, Sirius and Lily have had to write in their time at Hogwarts documenting the stupid and downright hilarious things they did, set by none other than their Head of House Professor Minerva McGonagall...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sirius B., James P.
She Asked Me If I Loved You by abc233 reviews
Sirius makes a quick pit-stop at Remus's house after he runs away from Grimauld Place. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lily Evans' Hit List by Lily Orange reviews
Lily decides she is so annoyed by everybody around her she is going to record it on a hit list - but then she realises that the people listed on it shouldn't be there...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Regrets by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
On his wedding day, Remus Lupin remembers who he has lost and what he has never had.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Little Worse For Wear by VelvetRainDrop reviews
Set after New Moon. Leah ran away after her father died and Jake finds her for the first time in 6 weeks, looking a little worse for wear. He begins to help her. What happened to her? What has she done? Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,345 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Jacob, Leah
Beautiful Nightmare by banjkazfan reviews
His grin revealed a glimpse of a fang. 'I certainly hope that you two have been enjoying each other’s company…after all, it was your last chance.' Slightly AU, slight spoilers for Diabolical Box.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Complete
You Belong With Me, That's The Way I Loved You by sarahandkate reviews
Ex. from Ch.10 "Oh Edward, finally!" The word came out into a whisper before I leaned forward crashing my lips to his for the first time with love. EDWARD & BELLA. AH. Based on Tayor Swift's "You Belong With Me" and "The Way I Loved You".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,092 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Looking Into Your Eyes by poisonedbirth reviews
Bella likes Edward. Edward's never met Bella, he's the most wanted boy in school. But what happens when they meet under the ball at a Masquerade Ball? BxE. All human. Give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Hear, Say by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
New girl Bella moves to Forks, is spun in circles by mysterious Edward Cullen, and has seventeen conversations that change her life. Some people are all talk. One-shot AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 102 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Belong With Me by In-Luv-With-RobPatz reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan have been friends for as long as they can remember. Bella has been in love with him since she turned 10. Besides her not wanting to ruin her friendship with him, one thing is standing in the way of her happy ending-Tanya.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,978 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meeting The One by bexxyy reviews
Local mechanic and part-time bad boy, Jacob Black, lives for the moment and spends most of his time fixing cars and terrorising La Push. Will he let a gorgeous waitress/chiefs daughter into his life? AH SOB Challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Storm by Memories Left Abandoned reviews
Cedric Diggory loved storms.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Cedric D. - Complete
Technically In Love by aminea88 reviews
Edward Masen and Bella Swan, two people known at Grand Forks High for being mortal enemies. When they unknowingly meet on an online chat site is it the beginning of love? Or a disaster in the making? Cannon pairings, Co-Written With AlyssaLutz
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,933 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Harry Potter and the Quest for Froot Loops by Memories Left Abandoned reviews
Ron gets a hankering for that "magical" frooty cereal, Froot Loops. And, like everything else Harry does, the task becomes an adventure! Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2810 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bittersweet by sick-atxxheart reviews
You’re not pretending when you tell her you love her; but you know they’ll be together, in the end, as much as you hate it. That still doesn't make it hurt any less. SBLE drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
Unrelenting Guilt by Eimin - The Eternal Sleep reviews
The scene in New Moon from Jasper's perspective and the guilt he feels afterwards when his family is forced away because of his actions. Rated T for blood. Sorry about the rubbish summary. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Truth or Dare with the Cullens by JessikaWithA'K reviews
What happens when the Cullen's go on a show of truth or dare poor poor Emmett AND HIS TALKING VAMP SQUIRREL its way better than it sounds just read and tell me what you think of it
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009
And She Loved Me by jessica499499 reviews
Alice knew her time was almost up. But before she left she saw something she knew she had to change.Before she left Alice asked for a promise. Will Cynthia heed the last request of her sister? Takes place the night before Alice leaves for the asylum
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Alice - Complete
80 Things The Weasley Twins Are Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Love You Deserve by OldLenn reviews
-Age of Edward Challenge-There's no denying the mistakes Edward's made, and he only sees himself as a monster that's unleashed a devastating lifestyle on his family. But he's willing to give his life up to save them and that is exactly what he does.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Living in Meyer by Bookworm-xxx reviews
When Ashley opens her door up into Bella Swan's bedroom the last thing she expects is to get trapped in Bella's fictional world. How will she get home and more importantly, what will she do when in Bella's absense the story starts to go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,685 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
PokePoke by herzen reviews
Draco and Harry are stuck in Transfiguration class. Sitting next to each other. What will they get up to? Comments and Criticisms are welcomed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Wish by Uxiegirl reviews
This is a poem taking place in New Moon, in Edward's point of view. Give it a try, and please no flames! It's my first poem.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Edward - Complete
One Missed Call by MissThespian reviews
Have you ever seen that horror movie "One Missed Call"? What happens when the chain of death phone calls reaches the Cullens and Bella? Super funny, very NON-SCARY between Eclipse and BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
The Life and Times of Sirius Black by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
25 things you never knew about Sirius Black. Companion piece to the Life and Times of James Potter. Implied Sirius/Marlene and James/Lily. R&R! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Biting the Bullet by missbluejuju reviews
Every cop's daughter should know how to fire a gun. Bella, despite her propensity for falling down, is no exception. Twilight missing moment.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella - Complete
The More Manly Journal of James Potter by opungo reviews
I remembered I haven’t been writing in my journal for almost a month. But I’m making a comeback with it and it’s more manly than ever. Well, I'd like to believe that, anyway. Sequel to The Completely Manly Journal of James Potter. JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,389 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Morning Bliss by Jessalyn-Laine reviews
A smutty oneshot about my favorite noncanon couple. Femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The colour or bruises by PreviouslyDead reviews
Lauren Mallory. Mean? Sure, shallow? You bettcha. Absued by the father? Say what? Rating because of violence, self harm, abuse and swearing. Lots and lots of swearing. No smut. AU/OOC sometimes. Involves NO Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Lauren
Sharp Teeth and Sweet Revenge by missbluejuju reviews
The comb is jealous of the hands. Pre-Twilight. Edward's comb's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Edward - Complete
penpals4life by Thomas'svampirexprincess reviews
Edward&Bella hate each other. They both have a significant other. What happens when a school project put them as penpals, and they start to slowly fall for each other? When will they realize they are talking to each other? SEQUAL UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 69,098 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fat Cullens? by Stronger than you since 1915 reviews
Is it okay to judge someone because of how they look? Can it be justified in any way? The Cullens don't think so, and they've set out to prove that you should never judge a book by it's cover. All vampires, no Renesmee, 5 years after BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Winnie the Pooh is BADASS by heygurlheyyyy reviews
Pooh's bad-ass.
Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
The Konoha Karaoke Party by WhiteRoses13 reviews
The gang gets together and all find ways to express their feelings. Songs. Pairings: SasuSaku, NejiTen, NaruHina, InoShika. May turn into crackfic in later chapters. But then it gets sweeter. XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,345 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
PM Me Sometime by Vampire Archangel reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen meet on an online chatting website and start a relationship. Will they ever be able to have a perfect relationship, or was their 'connection' meant to stay in the cyber world?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,071 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Paging Dr Cullen by missbluejuju reviews
Clumsy Bella can't seem to stay away from the ER. Could it have anything to do with Forks Hospital's newest doctor? E/B AU/AH One-shot. Pure fluffy goodness.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I know by BeckDotCom reviews
One shot. Bella made an impression on more than one Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Dream Girl by Phantom-of-Fantasy reviews
It's Karaoke Night in Konoha and everyone seems to be enjoying the show. A few heartfelt songs later and suddenly, emotions go awry. Will Neji and Tenten ever be able to admit their secret feelings to each other? Read, Review, and as always Enjoy! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Call by Poohdog reviews
They were three sisters in all, sisters who stuck together and loved, sometimes only each other. And then came new types of love. Obsession, duty, and possibly true. Bellatrix, Narcissa, Andromeda. Andromeda/Ted Narcissa/Lucius COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by Bella-of-the-Ball reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella’s creation. Will Edward make fiction a reality for Bella? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,010 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
My Not So Simple Life by aminea88 reviews
Bella's simple life is about to change. When she gets her new job, she is faced with nuisances that she would rather not have to deal with. A new job, new house, new city, new people, and her charming new boss Edward Cullen. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,960 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Quirk of a Dark Lord by ShadeDancer reviews
Every Dark Lord has some quirk or another, here are Voldemorts. Sorta Slashy, no real pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,190 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Voldemort, Lucius M.
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shimmering by Saiyachick reviews
Bella loves the sunlight for more than one reason. She likes to shine. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Bella - Complete
The Completely Manly Journal of James Potter by opungo reviews
Mum bought this stupid thing for me. Something about 'writing down my school experiences'. She basically bought me a diary! Wait, no. This is a JOURNAL. The completely manly journal of James Potter. Set in Marauder's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,690 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Unspoken by Gaby Black reviews
Five sentences Sirius Black never said. Oneshot written for the Five Things challenge on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Fourteen Ways of Describing the Rain by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
After the war ends, Harry is jealous of the rain. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
So Damn Clever by yellowxxxlily reviews
Follow Sirius as he unravels the mysteries of the muggle world with humourous results. It is a truly elastic story, with many facets of amusement. Chapter one features the fellyfone! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Inked Revelations by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Ginny makes an unexpected discovery about Harry and Hermione, but it’s not what you may think. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mystery Man by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash::MWPP Era::RLSB::Slight LEJP::OneShot: Some kids get Advent Gifts for the 25 days of December. Remus gets unexpected presents from his Mystery Man. But his biggest surprise yet is when he finds out who Anonymous really is on Christmas Day!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,429 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius Black is Just a Little Sick and Twisted by CrazieDasie reviews
After the prank on Snape, Remus refuses to talk to Sirius. So Sirius finds something else to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Whatever It Takes to Win by readbeforeyouwrite reviews
Two stubborn Gryffindors who both have a secret get caught up in an old game. They each want to win and are willing to do whatever it takes, even if it gets nasty. See who comes out on top...HarryHermione [Oneshot.] Very fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Right Idea by CrazieDasie reviews
James tries to find out who Sirius is having sex with after all the girls of Hogwarts go celibate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
How To Make Bubbles Amusing by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] Written with the eversotalented HermioneGranger47393! Sirius and Remus are together and try to find a way to tell James and Peter. Very fluffy and much too hilarious rehearsals ensue. Were they even needed? :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
In Wrong Place in the Wrong Time by The-Dark-Side-Of-Eden reviews
[Complete] Hermione has trouble with Draco and timeturner and ends up in Hogwarts with James, Sirius and Remus. Unfortunately going back in time doesn't mean she is out of Voldemort's grasp. Rated T for mild language & adult situations. RLHG & kinda TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,251 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
It's Called The Chamber of Secrets by CrazieDasie reviews
Remus and Sirius are the cause of school wide petrifyings. RLSB Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Shampoo by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Snape gets a mysterious Christmas gift with unexpected consequences... OOC warnings: Snape as sex god, Hermione as kissing critic, McGonagall as rock band roadie... Was I insane when I wrote this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
The International Sign for Important Speech Makin by CrazieDasie reviews
James and Sirius plan out their valentines. JPLE and SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Back to the Past: Harry's Wish by opungo reviews
In Harry's fifth year, he accidentially sends himself back in time and meets his teenaged parents. The problem is, Lily starts to like a Potter...and it isn't James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,481 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Belief in Words by fizzwizz15 reviews
Sarah was declared insane one month after returning from the Labyrinth. Nine years later she makes a decision to stop believing but that calls Jareth to come and take her back for she needs to believe again..otherwise all will be lost. First Labyrinth fic
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/28/2007
Fwoopers by Becky O'Calahan reviews
It's Saturday morning, and Sirius is stuck in the dormitory. Why? Because a certain someone has gone to study, another someone has vacated the premises, and James Potter has stolen all his clothes. Sirius is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Send Him Home by Serpentseeker reviews
Albus Dumbledore has forgotten many things but he will never forget the night Voldemort died or the boy who won the heart of the greatest wizard on Earth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Great Squid v Kraken by Captain Oz reviews
Crossover with HP and a little bit of H2G2 and XMen. Davy Jones and Severus Snape want the same thing... and there's only one way to settle this.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Sid The Squid by Captain Oz reviews
That most unused character in HP. Blame Lykaios. Marauder era. James and Sirius try to feed the squid... with someone...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Complete
The Worst Hell Is Where They Sing by Captain Oz reviews
This is why you should never trust Moony's ideas, or allow Padders to carry out a prank. Slashy stuff, SBRL. Lots of singing and stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,573 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 10/25/2005
Remus and the Chocolate Factory by Captain Oz reviews
A mysterious chocolatier is allowing five people around his factory… and our favourite chocoholic werewolf is one of them! Slashy goodness wrapped in chocolate. Johnny Depp is hot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,756 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Last Drop by topazanddebussy reviews
Small ficlet, really tiny. Bella reminisces, Edward broods. Angsty, depending on your perspective.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 3,776 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
I do by PadfootObsessed329 reviews
[short oneshot]Standing at the alter, Draco watches his beautiful Hermione walk down the aisle. Standing across from his love, he hopes that she will not say the two dreadful words, I do. Mentions of a HermioneDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Well let's see what we have here by Tree Frog Dude reviews
It's a book three parody. You figure it out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005
A Left Handed Potter? Sinister by Eagling reviews
A parody of almost everything in the Potter Universe, particularly the information known prior to Half Blood Prince. Random, sarcastic, and hopefully amusing. Eventually, Sirius and Draco decide that the lefty Harry should really be evil... hence the Plan
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Creevey Brothers and the Violation of Copyright by MinervaEvenstar reviews
JKR's characters want to write their own books that's against the rules. Who stops them? WARNING: random spinoff titles cause tears of hilarity!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Always by Captain Oz reviews
“Marrying her today would be a lie. A lie about her, a lie about you and a lie about us.” SBRL, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sues by Sueicide reviews
A delightful parody for those of you sporkers around the world, iori How NOT To Write A Mary Sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004
Furbies by Domidan reviews
(One-Shot) Parody! Hermione finds Remus in an oddly sexy predicament and invites him to a party in the Room of Requirement. There they find activites common to mass orgies and such. R for Random sexual humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Half a Slice of Cherry Pie by Radical Princess reviews
This is a parody of Harry Potter 3, both movie and book. What is Nevilles secret? He does have one by the way... anyway...Cherry pie...yum!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,509 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Harry P.
The Stalker Strikes Back by Rach Llama
What is a werewolf to do when the girl of his nightmares reappears? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Remus L.
Like This? by CrazieDasie reviews
Tonks, plagued by insomnia, decides to have some fun with Remus Lupin. Suggests a future pairing of RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Hiya Harry by Sploogal reviews
Part of the Legacy Series but may stand alone James is stressed and Sirius is hung-over. What good can possibly be salvaged from this situation? Well, Harry's being born, for starters... Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 1/6/2004 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Boy Who Died by Fellowshipofthepoo reviews
One day, at exactly three past two, Harry Potter died
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2003
Letters to the Past by Ichigo reviews
Hermione opens a letter from Sirius and is thrown into the past right into Sirius' lap. McGonagall's a nervous wreck, Dumbldore is highly amused, and a young Sirius wont let her out of his sight. Whats a girl to do? Fall in love of course COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/3/2003 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Bets And Death by Punanu reviews
James Potter and Sirius Black are in heaven...They meet up with Snape, wonder how HE died, and well...It's just random and hopefully amusing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 9/20/2003
Forward by Meee reviews
Sirius travels Forward in time as a 17 year old. Please R & R! COMPLETE! AU, because of frickin' OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,884 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
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Broken reviews
Blaine has broken up with Kurt, leaving the older boy doubtful when he says he still loves him. So why does Kurt still allow Blaine to come visit him secretly in the middle of the night? Implied sexual activities. Rated: T, to be safe. AU. One-shot. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Ghost Boy
Kurt Hummel is escaping the ghosts of his past. But what happens when he sees the supernatural figure of a teenager? He must unravel Blaine Anderson's haunted past so he can move on to the afterlife. But what happens when along the way, he realises that he doesn't want Blaine to leave? Rated: T, to be safe. Ghost!Blaine. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
White Wedding reviews
Kurt Hummel always wanted a wedding at Christmas in Central Park, New York. And now he'll finally get the wedding he deserves, with the boy who he'll never say goodbye to. Klaine. Rated: T, to be safe. Cute, fluffy one-shot, based around cut Klaine box scene.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Promises reviews
Blaine makes Kurt a series of promises. These are cute little drabbles that centre around those promises. Based off of the cut Klaine box scene from the S2 Christmas episode. One-shot, but it contains 7 drabbles. Rated: T, to be safe. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Candles reviews
Blaine prepares the stage for Kurt's rehearsal of his NYADA audition. He hurts himself in the process, and there's only one thing that can make him feel better. Klaine. Oneshot. Rated: K plus. Fluff. R&R.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Best Thing That's Ever Happened reviews
It's Kurt's last year at McKinley, and that means it's his last prom. Blaine tries to make it his best yet. Will he succeed? Klaine. One-shot. Extremely fluffy and adorable. Rated T to be safe. Read and review please! Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Selfless reviews
Lily Evans was selfless in Severus Snape's eyes. And he would do anything that she wanted because he loved her. Set in Marauder Era. Snily. K. One-shot or drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Six Months reviews
Kurt Hummel only has six months left to live. This story takes a look at each month that passes, with insights into his friendship with Blaine. Klaine. Rated: T, to be safe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Ghost reviews
Or Five Times Blaine Didn't Notice, One Time He Did. / My first 5 1 one-shot. Kurt Hummel is the ghost of his past self, but can someone notice and save him in time. WARNING: CONTAINS CUTTING WRISTS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS. Klaine. Rated: M. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Werewolf Girl reviews
Bella Swan turns into a werewolf because of the Cullens return to Forks. Will her relationship with Edward and his family change? Will her relationship with Jacob be better? COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,985 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Experienced reviews
Kurt Hummel is experienced when it comes to cars. So when a mysterious stranger breaks down, he can't help but stop and help. Especially when the stranger is extremely beautiful. AU. Klaine. Rated: T, to be safe. Two-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Personal reviews
Set during BIOTA. Instead of spin the bottle, the Glee club plus Kurt and Blaine play truth or dare. Things are about to become personal when questions become nosey, and dares become silly. Klaine. Rated: T. One-shot. R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The One Thing I Forgot reviews
It's been 5 years since Graduation, 5 years since Blaine last saw Kurt. But he wants to contact him again, just so he can see him. When he turns up on Kurt's doorstep, how will the boy respond? KxB. O/S. Rated: T. R&R please! Fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
No Regrets reviews
What happened after Kurt and Blaine kissed and the screen went blank? Read and find out my version of the events. KxB. O/S. Rated: K . Fluff. Read and review please!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Do You Trust Me Now? reviews
""Don't you trust me?" Blaine asked jokingly, a short bout of laughter following his question." Kurt and Blaine decide to grab a coffee, but as they are due to leave rain comes falling down. Cue Blaine's dapper and gentlemanly side. KxB. O/S. Rated: K
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Animal Inside reviews
WARNING: CANNIBLAINE! Blaine just can't resist his best friend's blood any longer, but when he acts will Kurt be able to defend himself and stay alive? Or will he die? R&R. OOC!Blaine Cannibal!Blaine Crazy!Blaine Sane!Kurt. Rated M for cannibalism. O/S.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Afraid reviews
Blaine stopped and stared for a moment, his eyebrows becoming increasingly more furrowed with every second. "What are you so afraid of?": Kurt's feeling doubtful about Dalton, and when Blaine tries to show him it's okay, his thoughts are unleashed. o/s
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Things In Life reviews
Using some StarKidPotter related prompts, I've made this: A Klaine o/s with some SKP things. Kurt is upset in his room and the one person who can cheer him up is Blaine. Sock drawers, chocolate, singing and more! R&R please! Klaine, o/s, English, K
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Lovely Lily Evans reviews
It's nearly Christmas, so this is a Christmassy o/s from me! Lily Evans enjoys snow and spending time with her boyfriend, James Potter, but when he accidently offends her, how can he make it up to the lovely Lily Evans? Fluffy! JPxLE with some SB humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Meaningful Melody reviews
My take on the iPod Challenge with HP people/pairings: Hr&D, Hr&R, Hr&VK H&G, J&L, LL, SB. Please give it a go, it's only a few drabbles that won't take long to read. When you've finished reading them, tell me which one was your favourite! R&R please! xxx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Set In Stone reviews
A Twilight Halloween one-shot! Bella agrees to let Alice help with a Halloween costume, which leads to more than the Cullen's could have expected. BxE AxJ RxEm CxEs. No Jacob. Cullen's Vamps, Bella Human. R&R! My first Twilight one-shot! Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Man's Best Friend reviews
It's Lily Evans' birthday, and her boyfriend, James Potter, hopes to give her something she can remember forever. Cue romance, love, surprises and maybe a little bit of humor from Sirius Black. One-shot. JPxLE. Rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Perfect reviews
Sirius Black has the perfect life. Or so he thought. All of this changes when feelings develop between him and a certain Marauder. That certain Marauder is Remus Lupin. WARNING: RLSB SLASH with a LEMON! One-shot! Please R&R this o/s. M for lemon!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Wedding Bells reviews
Remus Lupin is marrying Nymphadora Tonks in the morning, but what does he go through the night before? Will these be usual wedding nerves or something more? Suggests previous RLSB. Set when Remus originally married Tonks in the books. One-shot. RLNT. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Twilight Poems reviews
Some poems I've wrote about Twilight. I'll add more in the future. Lots of different subjects.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010
Her Dying Words reviews
Bella is abused by Phil and Renee. When the pain gets too much to bare, will there be someone there to save her when she ends it all? Two-shot. Rated M for suicide.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Potter Potty Training reviews
Lily has left James and the Marauders with a massive task. Teaching Harry how to wee on a potty. The Marauders take it in turn. Bribing, impersonations, danger, parties and humour! One Shot. Rating T for swearing. R&R please! Second HP one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2010 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Amusing Sirius reviews
WARNING: SLASH RLSB! One shot. Set on 13th February. You know what Sirius can be like, easily bored, so what do the Marauders do to keep him happy and content? Valentine's Day prank, Hide and Seek, anything goes : RL x SB eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Emmett's YouTube Account reviews
Emmett Cullen starts vlogging, and when the girls leave the house, he decides to employ some of his family to help him make a video. But it ends in disaster. One-shot. T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Emmett - Complete
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