Author has written 29 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Glee.
So, hey, I see you've FOUND your way into my den.
Now that you're here, I guess I have to tell you about myself, right? RIGHT. *kicks Hermione in the face*
My name is Ebony, and I'm 18. My birthday is on the 22nd of July. :)
Harry Potter is my life. It's helped me through several difficult times, and it will alwaysbe my favourite book series. I like several ships, such as Romione, Dramione, Wolfstar, Hinny, Druna, Jily, Snily, Chedric, etc.
I am completely obsessed with the supermegafoxyawesomehot Darren Criss and the totally awesome StarKid Productions, which include: A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, Me And My Dick, Little White Lie, Starship, and their latest musical: Holy Musical B@man!
If you don't know who/what StarKidPotter is get off my page. Nah, I'm just regular joking; instead go check them out on YouTube, they will change your life. For the better. ;)
Because of Darren Criss I have become obsessed with Glee, and I ship Klaine so freakin' much.
Seriously, I love them so much I throw up Klainebows.
A recommendation for you lovely people. If you haven't read the fanfic 'Dalton', stop looking at this page (but bookmark it for later viewing ;]), go up to the search bar and search for either CP Coulter (the author) or Dalton (the name of the fanfic). Go, go, go, before I eat your favourite goose feather pillow.
So check out my fanfics, review them and generally just be beautiful. What are you, nuts? Beautiful? More like supermegafoxyawesomehot!
A Harry Potter thing! :D
1. Cedric Diggory
2. Hermione Granger
3. Draco Malfoy
4. Cho Chang
5. Ron Weasley
6. George Weasley
7. Harry Potter
8. Colin Creevey
9. Albus Dumbledore
10. Lily Evans
11. Severus Snape
12. Gilderoy Lockheart
1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before? George/Severus: No, and I wouldn't want to either xD
2. Do you think 4 is hot? Cho: No.
3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? Gilderoy/Colin: That would be sick, too! And it's not possible as they're both men. Well, man and boy.
4. Do you recall any fics about 9? Albus: I've read some with him in :)
5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Hermione/George: I think they would (:
6. 5/9 or 5/10? Ron/Albus or Ron/Lily: They're both wrong, but I would go with Ron/Albus, because if Lily hadn't got with James then Harry wouldn't have been born, and Lily's dead and Ron having a relationship with his best friend's mum would be wrong.
7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2/12 having sex? Harry walks in on Hermione and Gilderoy having sex: I think he'd be mentally scarred, but wouldn't do anything about it. xD
8. Make up a Summary for a 3/10 fanfic. Draco/Lily: What would happen if Draco got chased by a group of muggle-borns? Would he learn the error of his pure-blood ways?
9. Is there anything known as 1/8 fluff? Cedric/Collin: No, and I hope there isn't.
10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 fanfic. Harry/Gilderoy: 'The Forgotten Teacher'?
11. What kind of plot would you come up with if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? Cho/Cedric: That wouldn't be hard, seeming as they're a couple. Cho wants to take the relationship to the next level with her Hufflepuff lover, and she sets the mood, hoping that Cedric will stay loyal to her.
12. What might 10 scream in a moment of passion? Lily: Charms homework, done! xD
13. If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use? Colin: Something about loneliness and separation, because he always seems to be alone, except when his brother starts Hogwarts.
14. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be? Cedric/Ron/Gilderoy: Warning, this would most definitely not happen in real life.
15. What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2? Lily/Hermione: 'We have lots in common'? :S
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A Glee Thing
List your top twelve favorite Glee characters in no particular order:
1. Blaine Anderson
2. Kurt Hummel
3. Brittany Pierce
4. Will Schuester
5. Rachel Berry
6. Sue Slyvester
8. Finn Hudson
9. Santana Lopez
10. Quinn Fabray
11. Artie Abrams
12. Mercedes Jones
Have you ever read a five/eleven fic before?
Rachel/Artie: No, never.
Do you think three is hot?
Brittany: I'm a girl, so I wouldn't say she's hot, just pretty.
What would happen if twelve got one pregnant?
Mercedes/Blaine: That would never ever happen. Ever.
Do you remember any good fics about nine?
Santana: There was on with her and Brittany, but I can't remember what it was called.
Would seven and two make a good couple?
Wes/Kurt: Hahahahahahahahaha, no.
Four/Eight or Four/Five?
Mr Schue/Finn or Mr Schue/Rachel: Definitely Mr Schue/Rachel.
What would happen if seven discovered three and eight were in a relationship?
Wes/Brittany/Finn: I doubt he would find out, he's at a completely different school! But if he did, I don't think he'd get that involved, he's not really good friends with them.
Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic
Kurt/Sue: Sue wants to get Kurt Hummel back onto the Cheerios so she can win next year, but now that Blaine has joined the Glee Club, how will she be able to pull him away?
Has there been a one/eight fluff?
Blaine/Finn: No, definitely not!
Are there any story on your list about eleven?
Artie: No, I don't think so. I don't really read stories about him.
1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.
Blaine and Wes are in a happy relationship until Santana runs off with Wes. Blaine, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Artie and a brief unhappy affair with Mercedes, then follows the wise advice of Rachel and finds true love with Kurt.
Title/Warning for above fic?
Confusion. Complete crack, but at least it ends as Klaine. Because Klaine is endgame.
5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confessed their true loves with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with three. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with 1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.
Rachel, Will, Wes, Blaine and Brittany are playing truth or dare. Rachel asks Wes, and Wes says truth. Rachel asks who Wes loves and Wes, after some prodding from Brittany, confessed their true loves with Will. Will does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Brittany. Wes is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Blaine, while Brittany and Will run into the sunset together. However, Rachel is secretly in love with Blaine and becomes so jealous of Wes, who after the comfort of Blaine, becomes in a relationship with Blaine, and so Rachel decides to murder Wes, but is stopped in time by the police officer Santana and is sent to prison, allowing Blaine and Wes to continue their relationship.
Title/Warning for above
Contains paedophillia. WillxBrittany would never work.
Suggest a title for a one/eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.
Blaine/Artie: Umm.. 'It Gets Better'.
What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Will/Blaine: Wow. Um. I don't know. He'd suggest Blaine comes to McKinley so he can seduce him during Glee Club.
Do any of your friends read seven/nine?
Wes/Santana: I don't know, none of my friends read fanfiction like I do.
If you wrote a songfic about 12, what song would you use?
Mercedes: Ouch, that's difficult. Um, something about finding love.
6, 3, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 3 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 3 and plots to abduct 3 to keep 3 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 3 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 3 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.
Sue, Brittany, Will and Artie are at a bar when Brittany makes a drunken confession that Brittany is in love with Blaine. Sue is secretly in love with Brittany and plots to abduct Brittany to keep Brittany away from Blaine, but is stopped by Will and Artie. However, Sue is so crazed by this point that Sue needs constant watching to make sure Sue doesn't go after Brittany again, and Will and Artie volunteer to do this. As they work together, Will and Artie develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that Sue escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Brittany and Blaine from untimely deaths, Wes magically appears and vanquishes Sue forever.
Title/Warnings for the above fic?
Even more paedophillia! Jeez, what's with Will and the children? :L
How would 8 react if they found out that 5 and 9 were meeting for a threesome with 2?
Finn/Rachel/Santana/Kurt: Finn would be shocked, because it's his step-brother they're having a threesome with, and his step-brother is gay to begin with! :P
Six sees 9 naked. His/her reaction?
Sue/Santana: Embarassment, and feels disgusted.
Would 12&6 make a good couple?
Mercedes/Sue: No. No. No. No. No. Just no.
What would you do if you found 1 and 4 in a closet with a rubber ducky?
Blaine/Will: I would pull Blaine and the rubber ducky out and shove them into Kurt's arms, where they belong. Will can stay in the cupboard. :')
3 kills 7, what does 3 say?
Brittany/Wes: Brittany would probably say one of her epic one-liners. Or just, "Oops."
Suggest a title for a 8 and 9 fluff story
Finn/Santana: 'Third Time Lucky', because he's been out with Quinn and Rachel.
What would be a good pick up line for 12 to use on 4?
Mercedes/Will: She might say how talented he is or something.
3 finds 4&7 kissing. What would 3 do?
Brittany/Will/Wes: Brittany would discuss it on 'Fondue for Two'.
You find 10 going through your closet. What would you do?
Quinn: Demand what she was doing, because it's just creepy.
By the way, I set you up on a date with 5.
Rachel: Um, no thank you, I'm fine with being single.
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