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Joined 06-13-09, id: 1968731, Profile Updated: 08-15-12
Author has written 18 stories for NCIS, Ouran High School Host Club, Ghost Hunt, Bleach, and Inuyasha.

Gender: Female

Favorite Things: Write Stories, Sing, and to have fun


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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) (or should have taken) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (AN. not all the time)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (AN. other people have told me)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I'm PRO-LIFE so I MUST be a not care about anyone.

I'm PRO-CHOICE so I MUST want to kill all babies.

I'm Jewish, so I MUST love money.

I'm Christian, so I MUST be Pro-life

I'm Muslim, so I MUST be part of Al Queda.

I'm Buhddist, so I MUST be Aisan

I'm from Africa so I MUST be BLACK

I'm from Greece so I MUST be a CREEPER

I'm from Israel so I MUST be JEWISH

I'm from England so I MUST have PROPER MANNERS

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Interview: Bleach Pairings! by Rukia141 reviews
What do our favorite characters think about us pesky writers and our stories? They tell us their opinions in an interview! Give it a few chapters and it will get better! Promise!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 252,271 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Karakura Arts High by the moon of my life reviews
Ichigo is in a famous boy band called Black Out. He meets a new student and starts falling for her even though he's dating cheerleader, Orihime. Will fame, a jealous girlfriend, and another guy falling for her as well keep the two apart? Parody too BTW
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 66,529 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Don't Cry by Livybug reviews
After Clary finds out the man she loves died in Afganistan, she has to learn to cope with just her memories. But is he really gone forever? R&R Plz!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,056 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
High School Days by moi-moi819 reviews
Kagome is new to the school and she's caught a certain hanyou's eye. Will his girlfriend, Kikyou, keep him from going after his desire? inu/kago, miro/sang, in the beginning inu/kik I do not own Inuyasha or any of its characters.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,104 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Every Teen's Worst Nightmare by DameM reviews
With the Winter War over, Kisuke and Isshin are bored. Needing to come up with something to occupy their minds, they gladly jump at the chance to help Ichigo's teacher with a special project. Too bad that it's not going to go over well with the gang.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,484 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Complete
Saying I Will by DameM reviews
To return Ichigo to his "Substitute Shinigami" status, Rukia is assigned to stay by his side, even to the point of going to college. And it all starts in the typical Ichigo/Rukia reunion fashion- at Ichigo's expense.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 196,949 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Bra by Lady Azura reviews
"So you don't wear ANYTHING under your shirt?"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
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Discovering a Forgotten Past reviews
So Marsha's in America and having problems so she calls on the help of her friends back in Japan. No one knows what to expect as they go over for what seems to be a simple case but may reveal more than they ever thought.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,892 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru
A Whole New World reviews
It's the middle of the year at Ouran when two new students transfer into the 1st and 3rd year classes. Who are they? Why are they here? What are they trying to hide? Will they be the reason two certain club members get together?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,375 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F.
Haunted Theatre reviews
When the twin's mother comes to town with a case the girls quickly agree. Everyone's soon swept up in the hunt to vanquish the ghost, save the girls, and find things out about Marsha and Gene that no one expected. Sequel to Demon's Revenge.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,800 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Eugene D./Gene - Complete
Wouldn't Change A Thing reviews
Inuyasha and Kagome wouldn't change a thing...I hope. Song Fic. Rated for t because i think there are a few curse words...i don't remember though.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Shut Up and Kiss Me reviews
The title says it all does it not?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Way I Loved You reviews
Mai's sitting in a park listening to music. Wonder what'll happen?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Cinderella isn't the girl he's looking for reviews
Rukia isn't a Cinderella kind of girl. Maybe thats why he wants her so much. Congfic and Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Want to be part of the family reviews
Tony has a daughter that he's been somewhat hiding from certain team mates. She's in trouble now and he has to tell them. Disclaimer: I own nothing in here at all
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,671 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
7 Things reviews
There are seven things Mai likes and dislikes about Naru. I wonder what they are.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Karaoke Time reviews
It's a one shot that I created. Read to see what happens since I have yet to figure out how to describe it.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Animagus reviews
Oliver and Gene have just taken a new case. Only problem is they've been turned into animals. After escaping they meet up with two girls who seem quite familiar to them. Can these girls' help or are the boy's destined to remain animals forever.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,722 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
An Old Friend reviews
A long lost friend of the Twins has come back out of the blue. Disclaimer: I own nothing
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,968 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
The New Girl reviews
There's a new girl in school. Who is she? What's she trying to hide? Watch as she turns there world upside down. Disclaimer: I only wish that I did but I don't
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Demons Revenge reviews
New case in a new school. Why's it after Marsha and not Mai and who the heck is G? Find out. Sequel to Tree House. I recommend you read that first.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Double Trouble reviews
Two sets of Twins. Two love Stories. Oh what could go wrong. Warning: Contains Child Abuse Disclaimer: I own nothing
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,004 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
The Tree House reviews
On a new case a strange girl living in the house seems to be of high suspicion to Naru. I wonder what her deal is though.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Mai T. - Complete
What A Case reviews
What happens when a girlfriend from Tony's past winds up dead. The big secret she's been keeping from him for years comes out into the open. Tiva with hint's of McAbby and maybe some Jibbs. Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story at all.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Love is to Fight for reviews
Haruhi and Hikaru hook up. Tamaki isn't so happy about it. He's gonna be a problem till he learns to leave them alone. Like that's going to happen. Disclaimer: I own none of this stuff.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete