Author has written 17 stories for Twilight.
I love to right so I joined this site so I can right fanfics. Mostly about Twilight because i'm a Twilight FREAK!
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R.I.P Michael Jackson 1968-2009 The King Of Pop will be missed!
I made this one. It's for Michael Jackson
Someone else made this one. It was touching.
A Lady GaGa one i made.
Yvonne is the name and writing is my game!
You wanna get in contact with your favorite author? (moi! jk, jk) Here is some of my stuff.
List thirteen of your favorite characters in no particular order.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
What would happen if Leah got Jacob pregnant?
Uh, that would be, um, odd? I think you mean it the other way around, I guess. Haha
4.Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Alice and Jasper
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Esme/Rosalie or Esme/Renesemee
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
What would happen if Emmett walked in on Alice and Leah having sex?
8. Make up a title for a Three/Ten fic.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
10. Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Emmett saved Leah from Jasper after Leah had sex with Alice but what happens when the whole pack pushes her away and there is Emmett to pick up the pieces.
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
14. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three while Thirteen watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie.
Edward and Emmett are in a happy relationship until Rosalie runs off with Carlisle. Edward,, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Bella and a brief unhappy affair with Leah, then follows the wise advice of Esme and finds true love with Seth while Mike watched it all and ate popcorn as it was a movie.
Um, that would be weird. Edward had a one night stand with Bella? That one is okay and of course he would have and unhappy affair with Leah. Mike is just a perv.
Fact thing-y about you FAVORITE AUTHOR! (If i'm not ur favorite author then you hate Edward Cullen AND Jacob Black AND all the Twilight characters! MUA AH AH AH AH AH! I'm an evil little sucker, arent i? Now, on to the fact sheet) (i was joking about you hating it. i don't have to be ur favorite author ) ):
Name: Yvonne (duhh!)
Favorite book(s): Twilight Saga, Vampire diaries, Twilight Saga, Night World Series, You are so UNdead to me, Sleepless, the DEAD IS series (Dead is the new black, Dead is so last year, and there is another one that i forgot the name of), The Twilight Saga, Evernight, Stargazer, Twilight Saga, Evermore, House Of Night Series and the Twilight Saga.
Crushes: Edward Cullen, Edward cullen, Edward Cullen, and Taylor Launtner (he is smokin' hawt in the New Moon trailer. Shirtless...sighhhh. ;)
Hair Color: Reddish Brown
Eye Color: A pretty blue. When i'm mad they are gray.
Height: 5'4 (Same as Bella!!)
Age: 11- 16
What i say to much when i'm texting: "Nice"
Cell Phone: Blackberry Storm! (they. are. AWESOME! I was gunna get the iPhone but i got my storm)
Favorite Food: ITALIAN!
Favorite Movies: Twilight, Lost boys, Disaster Movie, Bride Wars and soon to be...NEW MOON!
Well there you go!
Some facts about moi!
dont usually believ in chain
comments, but this one is pretty cool. u dont need to do it, but when u read it, u might smile. :-)
copy and paste and then add your name to the list who read this and smiled- Emmett is a huggable bear-123
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm a BLOND, so i MUST be a ditz
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN so i MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so i MUST shove my beliefs down you throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI- DEPRESSANTS, so i MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so i MUST have a drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so i MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER, so i MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Everyone better put this except guys!)
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i MUST be gay too.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (i do like hockey not so much beavers the creep me out)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD(not to drink it eww), so I must be a VAMPIRE. (All my friends say I am a vampire)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I don't CONFORM TO STYLE so I must be UNFEMININE
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm an EMPATH so I MUST be overly emotional and crazy
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm PSYKICK so I MUST be crazy and alone.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so i MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I SEE GHOSTS so I MUST be crazy and an athiest
Why Pick up Lines Never Work
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
A Twilight Survey
Which book in the series is your favorite?
How long did it take you to read the books?
Who introduced you to the books
My friend Kenbob (Kendra)
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?
What's your dream ending to the series?
Renesmee and Jacob get married :
Who's your favorite vampire?
Who is your favorite werewolf?
Seth! Or Paul!
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
"Fall down again Bella?" "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." Emmett and Bella, Eclipse
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
When Bella punched him in the face. I laughed out loud at it. Every time I read the series.
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
When Alice asked Bella if she had anything against grand theft auto. :
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
When Victoria came with the Newborn Army
Which book cover was your favorite?
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
They ARE my favorite books.
This or That? Twilight or New Moon?
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon?
New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse or Twilight?
Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?
Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?
The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob
Who do you like more: Bella or Edward?
Bella or Edward?
Bella or Jacob?
Bella or Alice?
Alice or Jacob?
Rosalie or Alice?
Jasper or Alice?
Jasper or Edward?
Carlisle or Esme?
Emmett or Jasper
Emmett or Jacob?
Bella or Rosalie
Esme or Charlie?
Charlie or Carlisle?
Charlie or Billy?
Jacob or Sam?
Sam or Quil?
Quil or Embry?
Who's the better villian: James or Victoria?
Werewolves or Vampires?
Movie Stuff: How did you first find out about the movie?
How did you first find out about the movie?
Are you excited?
Yeah, especially for NM
What do you think of the casting so far?
Eh, not how i imagined Edward or Bella but ohkay
Are you going to go see it?
I have seen it 13 times
Planning on going with anyone in particular?
I saw it online
Do you think it will stay true to the book?
YOUR REAL NAME:
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
Hot Pink Cat
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name):
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
Black Dr. Pepper
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):
(Don't have any siblings and my mom does not have a middle name so i did n)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
Black Jasper or Black Rufus or Black Ashley or Black Precious
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have Edward Cullen)
Thє Twιlιght Sαgα ιs α Drug...
And I'm Proud To Bє Addιctєd TWILIGHT OATH:
I am crazy
A poem by, TwilightFreak84
If you have seen the Twilight movie more than 5 times, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile
98 of teenagers have participated in underage drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste
If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile (I got my friends addicted 2!)
If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile
IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
If, whenever you see the name "Edward" or "Cullen" you have a screaming frenzy and faint, copy and paste this into your profile
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If everything around you brings some kind of reminder of Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If you think Stephenie Meyer should continue Midnight Sun, copy this to your profile
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
> >> This is weird, but interesting!> > >>> > >> If you
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
Opening Credits: If U Seek Amy- Britney Spears (Lol, that's nice.)
Birth: Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say- Lady GaGa
First day at school: The Fame- Lady GaGa (Ohhh yeah.)
Falling in Love: True Friend- Hannah Montana (I knnow, 'Hannah Montana?!'.)
Fight Song: Thinking Of You-Katy Perry (...huh?...)
Breaking Up: You Found Me- They Fray (Ohkay...?)
Prom: Spongebob Squarepants Theme ((Avril Remix))- Avril Lavigne (haha, it's really good. Avril is awesome!)
Life: Day 'n' Nite- Kid Cudi
Mental Breakdown: I Like It Rough- Lady GaGa (lol:))
Driving: Poker Face- Lady GaGa (here we go again. on the last one i took my life was Avril, now it's Lady GaGa. lol)
Flashback: Crush- David Archuleta (awww, on my love when i had a crushon him)
Wedding: Light On- David Cook
Birth Of Child: Rockstar ((LIVE))- Hannah Montana
Final Battle: The Rubberband Man- The Spinners (wtf?? that's from the 70's! Why do i have that on my compuer? i like the 80's! Not the 70's)
Death Scene: Thriller- Michael Jackson (lol, nice)
Funeral: Cool Rider- Michella Phiefer (that's a nice song for a funeral)
End Credits: Summerboy- Lady GaGa (alrighty then)
My Life in Music...Turn your iPod/mp3 onto shuffle and write down each song as the answer to the questions in syccession. NO CHEATING!! Put any comments in brackets =D
1. How am I feeling today? Mad- Ne-yo (lol, freaky. I am mad. freaaakkkkyyy)
RULES: (for an iPod shuffle thing)
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?
About You Now- Miranda Cosgrove
3. Your teacher is ...
4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
5. If you ever got a tattoo what would it say?
6. How would you describe your next door neighbours?
7. What would your Best Friend say about you?
8. How do you feel right now?
9. What's on your bedside table right now?
10. What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Don't Stop Believin'- Journey
11. When you open your wardobe you see...
12. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
13. If you had to write a fanfic write now, what would it be called?
14. A song you would sing at your school's talent show? 15. Your life's theme song? 16. How would you describe what you are doing this moment? 17. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be? 18.Your motto is...: 19. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy... Earth Song- Michael Jackson 20. What will you dream about tonight?
14. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
15. Your life's theme song?
16. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
17. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?
18.Your motto is...:
19. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...
Earth Song- Michael Jackson
20. What will you dream about tonight?
1. Turn on your iPod, MP3 etc. and put the music on shuffle.
2. Answer each question with the title of the next song on the play list. Got that?
1.) How am I feeling today?
Takin' Over The World- Pussycat Dolls
2.) Where will I get married?
Leave out all the rest- Linkin Park
3.) What is my best friend's theme song?
Thinking Of You- Katy Perry
4.) What is/was high school like?
5.) What is the best thing about me?
Starts with Goodbye- Carrie Underwood
6.) How is today going to be?
Hit me with your best shot- Pat Benatar
7.) What is in store for this weekend?
Hurry up and save me- Tiffany Giardina
8.)What song describes my parents?
Y.M.C.A- Village People
9.) How is my life going?
This Is Your Night Main Mix- Amber
10.)What song will they play at my funeral?
Inside Your Heaven- Carrie Underwood (holy crap. That's freaky)
11.) How does the world see me?
Tremble For My Beloved- Collective Soul
12.) What do my friends really think of me?
Last Christmas- Crazy Frog
13) Do people secretly like me?
Cool Rider- Michelle Pfeiffer
14.) How can I make myself happy?
Hush Hush- The Pussycat Dolls
15.) What should I do with my life?
Poker Face- Lady GaGa
16.) Will I be happy?
Lovegame- Lady GaGa (hahahahahahhahaha)
17.) What is some good advice?
We're Young and Beautiful- Carrie Underwood
18.) What do I think my current theme song is?
Right Round- Flo Rida (Shweeeeet)
19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Don't Stop Believin'- Journey
20.) What type of guys do you like?
We Will Rock You- Queen well (thats just nice)
21.) Will you get married?
Hot- Avril Lavigne (i'm taking that as a yes)
22.)What should I do with my love life?
One Of Those Girls- Avril Lavigne
23.) Where will you live?
Sk8er Boi- Avril Lavigne (is my whole life going to be Avril Lavigne??)
24.) What will your dying words be?
That's Where It Is- Carrie Underwood
25.) Am I hot?
Roak-A-Hula-Luau (Summer Is Coming)- Gease 2 Cast
26.) What are your hobbies?
Before He Cheats- Carrie Underwood huh??
27.)Do you like sports?
Note To God- Charice (what?? i didn't even know i had that song)
28.)Do you talk a lot?
Crush- David Archuleta
29.)Do you like books?
Halo- Pussycat Dolls
30.)Do you like yourself?
One More Try- Kristine W. (what??)
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VAMPIRE BOOKS I HAVE READ:
Twilight (Duh!!) -cough- 8 times
Night world- Book 1 & 2
Some of Vampire Diaries
I can't remember the rest.
OTHER BOOKS I HAVE READ (trust me, this is not all of them)
the Dead Is series
You are so UNdead to me.
you know what, i'm not gunna tell you cuz i can't remember them. lol
there were 3 girls and they were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
99.9 of girls would be dead if Edward Cullen decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this in your profile if you would be one of them.
If the Jonas Brothers said breathing was uncool 95 of girls would be dead. If you are one of the 5 laughing like mad put this on your page
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.
My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
Mommy...Dylan brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to church , I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When dylan shot the gun, he hit me and many others,
And all because dylan , got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my head,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the dead
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an saint, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my boyfriend I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
The diffrences between your Friends and Best Friends
A friend will comfert you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will be there for you when he dumps you,Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."
A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.
A friend helps you find you're prince charming, Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain, Best Friend takes yours and runs away.
A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies
A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is siting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Lets do it again!!"
A friend knows a lot of things about you, Best Friend could right a very imbarrassing biograph of your live.
A friend will teach me how to drive, Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so i can collect insurence.
A friend will go to the concert with me, Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.
A friend will hide me from the cops, Best Friend is the reason there after me.
A friend will let me make a foll of myself in public, Best Friend is makeing a foll of herself next to me.
Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.
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1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
Done with that?
1. You are in love with this person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.
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OMC- Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. That and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.
I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
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What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
did you know...
Carlisle's Mercedes S55 AMG click
Alice's Porsche click
FIRST KISS OUTFIT:
Renesmee's outfit click
FOURTEEN FOREVER OUTFITS:
Yvonne's outfit for Chaper 1 click
Bella's outfit chapter 2 click
Renesmee's Outfit for Chapter 2 click
Esme's Outfit for Chapter 2 click
Stephanie's outfit for chapter 2 click
Rosalie's Outfit for chapter 2 click
Alice's outfit for chapter 2 click
What Rosalie bought in chapter 4 click
What Alice bought in chapter 4 click
what Yvonne bought in chapter 4 click
Yvonne's Shoes click
Yvonne's Phone click
AN ANGEL IN THE SKY
Bella's outfit for chapter 2 click
FAMOUS LIES OF LOVE:
Bella's Party out for chapter 1 click
Bella's hair for chapter 1 click
Alice's outfit for chapter 1 click
Bella's Pink Ferrari in chapter 1 click
Bella's Ferrari Enzo in chapter 2 click(imagine it in Black or look up 'Black Ferrari Enzo')
Bella's outfit in Chapter 2 click
Bella's first concert outfit in Chapter 3 click
Bella's second concert outfit in Chapter 3 click
Bella's third concert outfit in Chapter 3 click
Bella's fourth concert outfit in Chapter 3 click
Bella's outfit for meeting her fan in chapter 4 click
Bella's interview outfit in chapter five click
Bella's Awesome phone click
Hannah's outfit and phone in chapter six click
What Yvonne bought in chapter seven click
What Alice bought in chapter seven click
What Hannah bought in chapter seven click
Bella's dress for the premiere in chapter thirteen click
Alice's dress for the premiere in chapter thirteen click
Hannah's dress for the premiere in chapter thirteen click
Rosalie's dress for the premiere in chapter thirteen click
Jackie's dress for the premiere in chapter thirteen click
Yvonne's dress for the premiere in chapter thirteen click
the Hummer Limo in chapter thirteen click
the Hummer Limo's interior click
Bella's Engagement ring in "They're Back" click
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