Emmett is a huggable bear-123
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Joined 06-13-09, id: 1968828, Profile Updated: 08-06-09
Author has written 17 stories for Twilight.

Heyyyy people!

I love to right so I joined this site so I can right fanfics. Mostly about Twilight because i'm a Twilight FREAK!

So yeah.

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List thirteen of your favorite characters in no particular order.

1. Edward

2. Alice

3. Seth

4. Carlisle

5. Esme

6. Jasper

7. Emmett

8. Jacob

9. Rosalie

10. Renesmee

11. Bella

12. Leah

13. Mike

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Yeah. They were really good.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Uh, yeah? My mom said he is too! lol

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

What would happen if Leah got Jacob pregnant?

Uh, that would be, um, odd? I think you mean it the other way around, I guess. Haha

4.Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah, they were okay.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Alice and Jasper
YES! HELLO! THEY ARE MARRIED! They are quite cute together!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Esme/Rosalie or Esme/Renesemee
Uh, neither! Esme and her daughter or nice? That's...gross.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

What would happen if Emmett walked in on Alice and Leah having sex?
Emmett would probably laugh his head off, make jokes and get Jasper and make a bet with him about something and Jasper would refuse the bet and eat Leah. Haha.

8. Make up a title for a Three/Ten fic.

Not-so Best Of Both Worlds

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Um... I hope not. That would be reallllly awkward.

10. Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.


Emmett saved Leah from Jasper after Leah had sex with Alice but what happens when the whole pack pushes her away and there is Emmett to pick up the pieces.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I Kissed A Girl- Katy Perry

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Swearing and Vampires exploding.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never. I'd like to though. :

14. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three while Thirteen watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie.

Edward and Emmett are in a happy relationship until Rosalie runs off with Carlisle. Edward,, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Bella and a brief unhappy affair with Leah, then follows the wise advice of Esme and finds true love with Seth while Mike watched it all and ate popcorn as it was a movie.

Um, that would be weird. Edward had a one night stand with Bella? That one is okay and of course he would have and unhappy affair with Leah. Mike is just a perv.

Fact thing-y about you FAVORITE AUTHOR! (If i'm not ur favorite author then you hate Edward Cullen AND Jacob Black AND all the Twilight characters! MUA AH AH AH AH AH! I'm an evil little sucker, arent i? Now, on to the fact sheet) (i was joking about you hating it. i don't have to be ur favorite author ) ):

Name: Yvonne (duhh!)

Birthplace: Pennsylvania!

Favorite book(s): Twilight Saga, Vampire diaries, Twilight Saga, Night World Series, You are so UNdead to me, Sleepless, the DEAD IS series (Dead is the new black, Dead is so last year, and there is another one that i forgot the name of), The Twilight Saga, Evernight, Stargazer, Twilight Saga, Evermore, House Of Night Series and the Twilight Saga.

Crushes: Edward Cullen, Edward cullen, Edward Cullen, and Taylor Launtner (he is smokin' hawt in the New Moon trailer. Shirtless...sighhhh. ;)

Hair Color: Reddish Brown

Eye Color: A pretty blue. When i'm mad they are gray.

Height: 5'4 (Same as Bella!!)

Age: 11- 16

What i say to much when i'm texting: "Nice"

Cell Phone: Blackberry Storm! (they. are. AWESOME! I was gunna get the iPhone but i got my storm)

Favorite Food: ITALIAN!

Favorite Movies: Twilight, Lost boys, Disaster Movie, Bride Wars and soon to be...NEW MOON!

Well there you go!

Some facts about moi!


dont usually believ in chain

comments, but this one is pretty cool. u dont need to do it, but when u read it, u might smile. :-)
There are 20 angels in this world
10 are sleeping
9 are playing
1 is reading this

copy and paste and then add your name to the list who read this and smiled- Emmett is a huggable bear-123

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm a BLOND, so i MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN so i MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so i MUST shove my beliefs down you throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI- DEPRESSANTS, so i MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so i MUST have a drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so i MUST be a whore

I'm a DANCER, so i MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Everyone better put this except guys!)

I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i MUST be gay too.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (i do like hockey not so much beavers the creep me out)

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD(not to drink it eww), so I must be a VAMPIRE. (All my friends say I am a vampire)

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s


I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I'm an EMPATH so I MUST be overly emotional and crazy

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm PSYKICK so I MUST be crazy and alone.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so i MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I SEE GHOSTS so I MUST be crazy and an athiest

Why Pick up Lines Never Work

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.


A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?


How long did it take you to read the books?

8 Days

Who introduced you to the books

My friend Kenbob (Kendra)

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Bought 'em

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Midnight Sun

What's your dream ending to the series?

Renesmee and Jacob get married :


Who is your favorite character?


Who's your favorite vampire?


Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth! Or Paul!

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"Fall down again Bella?" "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." Emmett and Bella, Eclipse

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?


What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Bella punched him in the face. I laughed out loud at it. Every time I read the series.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice asked Bella if she had anything against grand theft auto. :

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

When Victoria came with the Newborn Army

Which book cover was your favorite?

New Moon.

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

They ARE my favorite books.

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?


New Moon or Eclipse?


Eclipse or Twilight?


Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Midnight Sun

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Midnight Sun

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

Breaking Dawn

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob


Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?


Bella or Jacob?


Bella or Alice?


Alice or Jacob?


Rosalie or Alice?


Jasper or Alice?


Jasper or Edward?


Carlisle or Esme?


Emmett or Jasper


Emmett or Jacob?


Bella or Rosalie


Esme or Charlie?


Charlie or Carlisle?


Charlie or Billy?


Jacob or Sam?


Sam or Quil?


Quil or Embry?


Who's the better villian: James or Victoria?


Werewolves or Vampires?


Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?


Are you excited?

Yeah, especially for NM

What do you think of the casting so far?

Eh, not how i imagined Edward or Bella but ohkay

Are you going to go see it?

I have seen it 13 times

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

I saw it online

Do you think it will stay true to the book?




2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):


3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Hot Pink Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name):

Jane Elm

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Black Dr. Pepper

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):


(Don't have any siblings and my mom does not have a middle name so i did n)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):


9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Jasper or Black Rufus or Black Ashley or Black Precious

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have Edward Cullen)

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And I'm Proud To Bє Addιctєd TWILIGHT OATH:
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
I promise to despise the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!
...V...Put this
...A...On your
...E...That crazy
...S...Obsession over vampires© 0RiGiNAL TWILGIHT FAN

I am crazy
I really don't like daisies
I am loony, and I am toony
I burst out laughing for no reason at all
And, as I always say, even geniuses can run into walls
I can not explain possibly myself
Now I'm looking at a shelf
I really don't like daisies
I am crazy

A poem by, TwilightFreak84

If you have seen the Twilight movie more than 5 times, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

98 of teenagers have participated in underage drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste

If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile (I got my friends addicted 2!)

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile


If, whenever you see the name "Edward" or "Cullen" you have a screaming frenzy and faint, copy and paste this into your profile

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If everything around you brings some kind of reminder of Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you think Stephenie Meyer should continue Midnight Sun, copy this to your profile

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Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Put comments in brackets
7. Dont Lie

Opening Credits: If U Seek Amy- Britney Spears (Lol, that's nice.)

Birth: Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say- Lady GaGa

First day at school: The Fame- Lady GaGa (Ohhh yeah.)

Falling in Love: True Friend- Hannah Montana (I knnow, 'Hannah Montana?!'.)

Fight Song: Thinking Of You-Katy Perry (...huh?...)

Breaking Up: You Found Me- They Fray (Ohkay...?)

Prom: Spongebob Squarepants Theme ((Avril Remix))- Avril Lavigne (haha, it's really good. Avril is awesome!)

Life: Day 'n' Nite- Kid Cudi

Mental Breakdown: I Like It Rough- Lady GaGa (lol:))

Driving: Poker Face- Lady GaGa (here we go again. on the last one i took my life was Avril, now it's Lady GaGa. lol)

Flashback: Crush- David Archuleta (awww, on my love when i had a crushon him)

Wedding: Light On- David Cook

Birth Of Child: Rockstar ((LIVE))- Hannah Montana


Final Battle: The Rubberband Man- The Spinners (wtf?? that's from the 70's! Why do i have that on my compuer? i like the 80's! Not the 70's)

Death Scene: Thriller- Michael Jackson (lol, nice)

Funeral: Cool Rider- Michella Phiefer (that's a nice song for a funeral)

End Credits: Summerboy- Lady GaGa (alrighty then)

My Life in Music...Turn your iPod/mp3 onto shuffle and write down each song as the answer to the questions in syccession. NO CHEATING!! Put any comments in brackets =D

1. How am I feeling today? Mad- Ne-yo (lol, freaky. I am mad. freaaakkkkyyy)
2. Will I get far in life? Poker Face- Lady GaGa
3. How do my friends see me? Rehab- Rihanna
4. Where will I get married? My Life Would Suck Without You- Kelly Clarkson
5. What is my best friend's theme song? Pocketfull Of Sunshine- Natasha Beddingfeild
6. What is the story of my life? Rockstar ((LIVE))- Hannah Montana
7. What is high school like? Tell Me Something I Don't Know- Selena Gomez
8. How can I get ahead in life ? Sneaker Night- Vanessa Anne Hudgens
9. What is the best thing about me? Boom Boom Pow- Black Eyed Peas
10. How is today going to be? Love Story ((Pop Version))- Taylor Swift
11. What is in store for this weekend? Complicated- Avril Lavigne (Great, jusst great)
12. What song describes my parents? Forever- Chris Brown (awww, my 'rents are together forevere =D)
13. My grandparents? Please Don't Leave Me- P!nk (greaaatttt)
14. How is my life going? Note To God- Charice
15. What song will they play at my funeral? Don't Call Me Baby- Madison Avenue
16. How does the world see me? Hurry Up And Save Me- Tiffany G. (great, now I have to save the world. i'll put that underrr...milk. ;) )
17. Will I have a happy life? Dead And Gone- Justin Timberlake; T.I (ugh)
18. What do my friends really think of me? Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)- Lady GaGa
19. Do people secretly lust after me? Blue (Da Be Dee)- Eiffel 65
20. How can I make myself happy? The Fame- Lady GaGa
21. What should I do with my life? Sweet Thing- Keith Urban
22. Will I ever have children? Christmas Tree- Lady GaGa
23. What is some good advice for me? Just Dance- Lady GaGa; Colby O'Donis; Akon (That is actually good advice! 'Just Dance!' I think i will dance!)
24. What is my signature dancing song? I Run To You- Lady Antebelum
25. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Spongebob Squarepants Them Song ((AVRIL remix))- Avril Lavigne (yay!)
26. What sort of guys/girls do you like? Lovegame- Lady GaGa (i was waiting for that song to show up and look where it did. greattt)
27. What song does the media player think represents your life? Sk8er Boi- Avril Lavigne (lollll)

RULES: (for an iPod shuffle thing)

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?

About You Now- Miranda Cosgrove

3. Your teacher is ...
L.O.V.E- Ashlee Simpson (oddd)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
Just Dance ((LIVE))- Lady GaGa

5. If you ever got a tattoo what would it say?
Cool Rider- Michelle Phiefer

6. How would you describe your next door neighbours?
Gives You Hell- The All American Rejects (bahahahahahahahahaha lol)

7. What would your Best Friend say about you?
Bigger Than Us- Hannah Montana ( hangs head in shame)

8. How do you feel right now?
Rock You Like A Hurricane ((LIVE))- Scorpions

9. What's on your bedside table right now?
Billie Jean- Michael Jackson

10. What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Don't Stop Believin'- Journey

11. When you open your wardobe you see...
Don't Stop The Music- Rihanna

12. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
I Just Can't Stop Loving You- Michael Jackson

13. If you had to write a fanfic write now, what would it be called?

CrushCrushCrush- Paramore

14. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
One More Chance- Michael Jackson

15. Your life's theme song?
Barbie Girl- Aqua (bahahahahahah! lol! SO EFFING FUNNY!! hahahah! 'I'm a barbie girl! In the world!' lol)

16. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Last Christmas- Crazy Frog

17. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?
Riot- Three Days Grace (lol)

18.Your motto is...:
Love Sex Magic- Ciara; Justin Timberlake (that's a nice motto. lol)

19. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...

Earth Song- Michael Jackson

20. What will you dream about tonight?
Cruella Devil- Hayden Panite- whatever. P. (i can't spell her last name so i'll just do a P. for it.)


1. Turn on your iPod, MP3 etc. and put the music on shuffle.

2. Answer each question with the title of the next song on the play list. Got that?

1.) How am I feeling today?

Takin' Over The World- Pussycat Dolls

2.) Where will I get married?

Leave out all the rest- Linkin Park

3.) What is my best friend's theme song?

Thinking Of You- Katy Perry

4.) What is/was high school like?

Halo- Beyonce

5.) What is the best thing about me?

Starts with Goodbye- Carrie Underwood

6.) How is today going to be?

Hit me with your best shot- Pat Benatar

7.) What is in store for this weekend?

Hurry up and save me- Tiffany Giardina

8.)What song describes my parents?

Y.M.C.A- Village People

9.) How is my life going?

This Is Your Night Main Mix- Amber

10.)What song will they play at my funeral?

Inside Your Heaven- Carrie Underwood (holy crap. That's freaky)

11.) How does the world see me?

Tremble For My Beloved- Collective Soul

12.) What do my friends really think of me?

Last Christmas- Crazy Frog

13) Do people secretly like me?

Cool Rider- Michelle Pfeiffer

14.) How can I make myself happy?

Hush Hush- The Pussycat Dolls

15.) What should I do with my life?

Poker Face- Lady GaGa

16.) Will I be happy?

Lovegame- Lady GaGa (hahahahahahhahaha)

17.) What is some good advice?

We're Young and Beautiful- Carrie Underwood

18.) What do I think my current theme song is?

Right Round- Flo Rida (Shweeeeet)

19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Don't Stop Believin'- Journey

20.) What type of guys do you like?

We Will Rock You- Queen well (thats just nice)

21.) Will you get married?

Hot- Avril Lavigne (i'm taking that as a yes)

22.)What should I do with my love life?

One Of Those Girls- Avril Lavigne

23.) Where will you live?

Sk8er Boi- Avril Lavigne (is my whole life going to be Avril Lavigne??)

24.) What will your dying words be?

That's Where It Is- Carrie Underwood

25.) Am I hot?

Roak-A-Hula-Luau (Summer Is Coming)- Gease 2 Cast

26.) What are your hobbies?

Before He Cheats- Carrie Underwood huh??

27.)Do you like sports?

Note To God- Charice (what?? i didn't even know i had that song)

28.)Do you talk a lot?

Crush- David Archuleta

29.)Do you like books?

Halo- Pussycat Dolls

30.)Do you like yourself?

One More Try- Kristine W. (what??)

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Twilight (Duh!!) -cough- 8 times

Night world- Book 1 & 2

Vampire Academy

Some of Vampire Diaries

I can't remember the rest.

OTHER BOOKS I HAVE READ (trust me, this is not all of them)

the Dead Is series

You are so UNdead to me.

you know what, i'm not gunna tell you cuz i can't remember them. lol

there were 3 girls and they were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fing psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

99.9 of girls would be dead if Edward Cullen decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this in your profile if you would be one of them.

If the Jonas Brothers said breathing was uncool 95 of girls would be dead. If you are one of the 5 laughing like mad put this on your page

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Mommy...Dylan brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to church , I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When dylan shot the gun, he hit me and many others,

And all because dylan , got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my head,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the dead

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an saint, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my boyfriend I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost i customized it to fit the columbine and cassie bernall

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

The diffrences between your Friends and Best Friends

A friend will comfert you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you,Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming, Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain, Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies

A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is siting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Lets do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you, Best Friend could right a very imbarrassing biograph of your live.

A friend will teach me how to drive, Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so i can collect insurence.

A friend will go to the concert with me, Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend will hide me from the cops, Best Friend is the reason there after me.

A friend will let me make a foll of myself in public, Best Friend is makeing a foll of herself next to me.

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

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1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which is cooler, black or white?
6. Name a person of your same gender.
7. What's your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans?
10. What is your wish?

Done with that?
Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

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OMC- Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. That and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

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What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
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What if things were different? by elliot.and.jd.4eva1 reviews
Bella is changed long before Edward. She is alone. She saves him from the Spanish influenza, not Carlisle. They join together, but don’t realise that they are meant to be together, or won’t admit it. They find Carlisle and esme, joining the Cullen coven..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,876 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Vampire? No Thanks by youwerebeautiful reviews
What if you were in the Twilight Saga? For Nyala,it's nothing like Bella's story. Games of Tag with wolves, clubbbing all night with the Cullens, street racing in quiet Forks, and... wait? Getting engaged on your 18th birthday? What the hell?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 207,992 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Jacob
New beginning by Melanie S reviews
This is what happens after Edward left Bella. The difference is Bella moves on.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Ella Cullen by faithy waithy reviews
Ella Cullen is the unexpected child of Edward and Bella. She appears merely human in the beginning. But soon her powers are revieled. What happens when Aro finds out about her mysterious abilities? What is in store for Ella in the future? Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,313 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Belong With Me by MusicMadam reviews
Based off of Taylor Swift's song You Belong With Me.Bella is in love with Edward Cullen her neighbor and best friend,but Edward has a girlfriend.Will Bella finally have the courage to tell Edward how she feels.All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,109 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Killing me softly by my-forgotten-rose reviews
A Cali girl moves up to Forks going to start a new life. With that new life a new relationship with Dr. Cullen? I suck at summaries lol CarlislexOC rated T but may go up to M later
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,840 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle
The Blacks by emily007 reviews
Bella gets adopted by Billy Black and becomes Jacob's little sister. But what happens when one of Jacob's pack members imprints on his little sister. What will an over protective Sam and Jacob say about all of it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 33,499 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sam, Bella
Just Me and My Baby by annieneckwoulddo reviews
Basically the story takes off during new moon Edward leaves Bella after sleeping with her but he still feels he is not good enough for and then him and his family leaves and breaks her heart. thats all i am going to tell u now lol it gets better in side
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,513 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
101 Alternative Edwards by curlyhairedcrazygirl reviews
Say it. Out Loud. Say it!" "Vampire"... but what if Edward wasn't a vampire. what if he was a VEGAN, a NUDE, or even FAT? Here are 101 alternative Edwards. Twilight as you've never seen it before...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Betrayed by gravityangel reviews
Dimitri tells Rose... Read and review even if you hate it. Richelle Mead owns characters.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/12/2009
Solstice by AspiringWriter91 reviews
What I imagine the 5th book fanfic style. Begins a few months after BD ended. Past not altered. Not OOC. In cannon. In Bella's POV w/Jake's occasionally. Original plot, not done before! Complete with epilogue. Please Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 99,830 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella - Complete
A Little Bundle of Wolf by bookshelves reviews
Remember Edward's plan to get Bella pregnant with Jake's baby? What if Bella agreed to it? What starts out as an innocent storyline will tear families apart, break multiple hearts, hurt many people, and threaten Bella and Edward's love. Rated M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 9/1/2008
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3136 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
blue moon by sarahkatherine156 reviews
Bella is a vampire hunter, Edward a vampire. can they really be togethor? and all in the mist of this. a war is coming that has been prophecized since the beginning of the Hunters. EXB
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glares of an Angel by naturallyclutzy93 reviews
so bella is a vamp and edward left 50 years ago.... she is now an assasin for the volturi.. and she has been assigned to watch over the cullens....... omg DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
It All Started with a Chat Room by galileogalilei reviews
Bella is the geeky kid who gets picked on by Edward Cullen, the player. They meet in a chat room and try to meet each other. What will happen? You'll just have to read to find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,269 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mike Meet My Husband? by countrydoglover reviews
Bella Swan is attending a ball like party, when Mike Newton starts talking to her. Bella, in an act of desperation, grabs the closest guy pretending he is her husband. How will the green eyed man react? ALL HUMAN!More is sure to unfold...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
The marriage of hell by Ashley lyell reviews
An arranged marriage. An arranged marriage accepted by me! What the hell was I thinking? Edward being the irresponsible rich player in school, and me being the clumsy girl, this wouldn't work out! Why me? Why couldn't carlisle choose someone else?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,742 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Every 28 Days by Surviving Sheika reviews
Bella's suffering from. . .feminine issues. What will Edward do? And the rest of the Cullen family? Read and find out! Rated T to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,084 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella - Complete
You Belong with me by CRAZii-TWiiLiiGHT-FAN reviews
What if you've fallen irrevocably in love with your BFF? Do you tell him? can Bella confess her true feelings to Edward before it's too late? or is it already too late to do anything? All human! XD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,596 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Daybreak by DaisyBell2 reviews
As I stood there, waiting for Death to take me, I was suddenly vividly aware of what I was doing.I was about to give my life for this girl, the girl I loved"-Edward Cullen's life couldn't be worse when he moves to Forks, until he meets amber eyed Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 97,754 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward - Complete
Twilight Parody Lyrics by little-miss-twilighter reviews
Artists include; Katy Perry, MCR, Muse, AAR, 30h!3, Evanescence, Taylor Swift, Snow Patrol, Paramore, RJA, Mayday Parade, Maroon 5 and many more. Sure to be something you like : Multiple POVs and story settings.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 66 - Words: 24,288 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009
Healer? Vampire? Both? by shayblack reviews
Young Isabella Swan moves to Forks after her mother dies a mysterious death. Bella feels partially responsible for her mother’s death, as she can heal people. Can she find solace in the new small town? EXB AXJ EmXR Rated T for now, maybe M later
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,928 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009
Life Is A Climb by BellaRose55 reviews
After a high school party, Miley finds out she is pregnant. What happens when her ex-boyfriend Jake comes back? What will happen to Hannah? How will Robby Ray react? But most of all, How will Miley deal with things? Read to find out! Review! Triley!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,059 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S., Travis B. - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4681 - Favs: 5,344 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Jackson Girls by Kady Whitlock reviews
Bella,Rose,and Alice are Michael Jackson's daughters. What their lives at trying to be normal teens, folowing your dreams and maybe love? break ups, songs, and DRAMA Michael is a little occ.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Player by Emmett or Edward reviews
Edward is the school player. Bella hates players. What happens when Bella comes down to vist her dad. Will Bella change Edwards life? Will Edward stop his playing ways to be with Bella? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,122 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Saviour by little-miss-twilighter reviews
Bella is bullied by Rosalie. Edward is her brother and secretly loves her. One day, Bella disappears and Edward turns to her best friend for Alice for answers. What he discovers will change his world forever. AH, Rosalie very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,319 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bet by Giselle2013 reviews
Alice and Edward have made a bet. Edward isn't allowed to touch Bella. Alice isn't allowed to go shopping. This story is filled with outrageous costumes, scheming vampires, bra's, and...strip clubs?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,981 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009
Blue Empress by kat.9981 reviews
Bella moves to live in the small town name Forks with her dad. In that town there is a house that is said to be haunted. When a dare cause Bella to enter that house, she figures out the house is more than just haunted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,328 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Since U Been Gone by Kady Whitlock reviews
Edward cheats on Bella with Alice. She gets a makevoer and is now dating Jasper. suckish summary. rated t for now but lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Silver by Shaibella Masen reviews
Bella is 15 and is a popatar that goes under the name of Silver.She moved to forks and with her mom dad and twin brother, Robert. What happens when she meets a certain Cullen. Will her secret be exposed? read and review this is my third story comments ar
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,773 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Broken Promises and Bleeding Hearts by vampdiaries711 reviews
What would happen if when edward left he decided that one last kiss wouldn't hurt? How would Bella react? would he still have the strength to leave her or would that kiss change Bella's life forever? This is my first fanfic! hope you enjoy:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,790 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Lucky One by Beamqueen40 reviews
Bella is a six year old who is abused by her father and left to die till Carlisle saves her. The family wants to adopt her, but mut hide their secret till she's 16. Then she decides what she wants. BxE Story is better then summary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,390 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fate by bobbypingirl101 reviews
In 1918, Isabella Swan and Edward Mason both got the influenza and were changed by Carlisle. Here's the twist: They hated eachother. How will each of them survive? Practical jokes, temper tantrums, proposals, fights, surprises and more. ExB. Slight OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 165,209 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Tortured Lullaby by astrohuckleberry reviews
Sequel to Not What She Seems. Bella and Edward have been searching for their daughter for years, looking in every country. But when they have their "wedding" Tanya and her clan come to visit bringing a certain someone. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,375 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Full Moon by Of Pawns and Kings reviews
SUNSET'S SEQUEL! Jacob and I are offically dating, and I couldn't be happier. There's only a few 'small' details that are causing me a 'bit' of stress right now. 1. Jacob keeps leaving for patrol. 2. a vampire clan is after me. and 3. Edward's back...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,984 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Jerry Springer Show: Guests: The Cullens by Juicycouturegal reviews
What would happen if the Cullens went on The Jerry Springer Show? A whole lot of very very very weird stuff...including Mike Newton as a surprise guest--be afraid--be very afraid...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,950 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Midnight: A Twilight Spoof by konfusion reviews
Welcome to Spoons, where Belle Duck, a bratty, arrogant girl surprisingly falls in love with the jittery but gorgeous Edmund Collins. But there's one more thing-he's a vampire. But will Belle be okay with a creepy vampire stalker trying to kill her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Edward, Bella
Cullen Confessions by Ra4chel-the 4 is silent reviews
A list of 100 Twilight Confessions!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Edward - Complete
My Life by Alexandra.E.Cullen reviews
Bella is the human daughter of Carlilse.He thought that after he became a vampire she died of old age.Now 358 years later Bella finds her father.She falls in love with Edward,but will they live happily together.Bad summry complete Summary inside.1st story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,284 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bella
Hurt by Kaylenne reviews
Kalona keeps getting into Zoey's dreams. Can she stop him from seducing her and turning her into his slave? Her friends are there to help her, but what happens if they get hurt? My version of Tempted.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,695 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Zoey R., J. Stark - Complete
Written in Blood by Polly Rose reviews
In the late 24th century long after Edward left Bella, he returns to High School only to have a familar English teacher and to relive his life with Bella as he reads the assinged book, Written in Blood by Isabella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward
Little Bella by Ariane1126 reviews
Bella is four years old when she is found by the Cullens. She grows up with them and they soon discover she is special.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,904 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 1,856 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
here we go again by forevertwilightluver reviews
edwards not the man she fell in luv with. 4 years later when bella comes back 2 forks from college, she has 2 choose between luv. but can she choose between her first luv, the man she never had or the man she cant have. and 2 top it, she no longer human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella
Marked The Musical! by xXZoeyXx reviews
RANDOM, WEIRD and PLAIN CRAZY. In a MUSICAL way. Yep, make way for the very first House Of Night Musical. ENJOY! And REVIEW! WARNING:::: Not using story-line in bits, and you NEED to check up the songs you don't know, It'll be Crap without a tune!
House of Night - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Zoey R., Stevie Rae J.
Breaking the Impossible by Emmelie Cullen reviews
They told her it was impossible to live forever. She did. Impossible to find love that lasts for an eternity. She did. They told her it was impossible for a vampire to have a baby too... Rosalie Hale is about to make the impossible the extraordinary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 94,056 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
The Freshman by wuogkat reviews
The Cullens have been mourning Bella's death for four years until they go back to college. Set after New Moon, Bella waited for Jake to cliff dive and now she's gone? This is a companion piece to my story The TA, same story from different POVs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,197 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reunited by Fated Faerie reviews
When Edward left, Bella had to face many dangers, but none as bad as the Volturi. Blackmailing her to join, she became a member of the Guard. What happens when Aro sends her on a mission and she see's some unexpected faces.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,035 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Crap! I Married Edward Cullen! by Lord of the Pixies reviews
On a trip to Vegas with her friends, Bella Swan accidentally married superstar Edward Cullen while drunk. Whats worse is that Edward tells her they need to wait TWO WHOLE WEEKS to get a divorce,Oh, and she has to keep the entire thing SECRET. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Characters by amycullen11 reviews
how to decide which Twilight character you are....
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Alice, Bella
I Caught Myself by LyttleSynyster reviews
Tracy Black is moving back home to La Push. When she gets there she finds out she has two half brothers, her cousins are werewolves, and her blood sings to our favorite teddy bear vampire. Discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,782 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - [Emmett, OC]
Torn One Too Many Times Jacob Black or Embry Call by LyttleSynyster reviews
The pack are enjoying a baseball game till something pulls them to the border. That something is Tay Cullen. What happens when Jake, and Embry imprint on her. and her past become and an issue. Discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,044 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - [Jacob, OC] Embry
How I See You by Chess07 reviews
A look through the eyes of the Cullen Men and how they see the women in their lives. One-shot for the An Exploration of the Senses Contest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
A Whole Different Kind of New Moon by skeletoninme reviews
What if Carlisle had come back instead of Alice? What if Edward hadn't gone to Italy? What if Bella got over Edward? My first attepmt at Bella/Carlisle. Please read. : Help an author out? Please read. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,600 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
Happy Anniversary by Emerald Thorns reviews
Bella surprises Edward for their anniversary...after making him extremely pissed. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Fiancee's Best Man by smiley349 reviews
Lilly is engaged to the man of every girl's dreams. When she meets his best man, she is in complete shock. She never thought she would have to see him ever again. His appearance just makes everything complicated.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,844 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete
Stolen Sun: A Twilight Tale by thewriter1025 reviews
Bella looses Renesmee, so she and Edward must split up to look for her. Edward has been acting odd, and Jacob has left Bella. Bella and Edward hope to find Nessie before it's too late. *STARTS AFTER BREAKING DAWN!*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,627 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
While You Were Gone by jennyxbc reviews
I hate how you sit there and act like you know me. Let's get this straight. You used to know me. And you remember what happened with that situation? See, that girl you used to know… she left. Just like you did. - DxB/BxE. A Volturi story - on Haitus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,427 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Demetri
The Dares! by Rocker-Chick-12345 reviews
Everyone plays a game of truth or dare. //In Progress//
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,713 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008
Secret Vampire The Story Continued by Natalie Jayne reviews
This is the continued version of The Secret Vampire. I chose to continue the story because I loved it so much :D
Night World series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,305 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009
Thirteen by Chai Tea Latte reviews
Thirteen - such a memorable number. My thirteenth birthday was when it all began for me. It was on that exact day that I realized I had more than friendly feelings towards my best friend, Quil Ateara. Claire/Quil. Possibly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Quil Jr., Claire
Ready to love by Mrs.Black.IloveyouJacobBlack reviews
After Rose kills Dimitri, she realizes she has feelings for Adrian. Will their relationship work?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,221 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009
Don't Let Me Go by bella book worm reviews
Bella is invisible. Until Edward Masen, school player, notices her. But she doesn't know that Edward bet his friends he can get her to sleep with him in 1 month. What happens when Edward falls for her? What happens when she finds out that she was a bet?AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,618 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Pieces by AlwaysSoRandum reviews
Lilly and Oliver are madly in love, but what happens when Oliver starts to fall in love with another girl - but not just any girl, Miley! Will Oliver want Lilly back when he finds out she is dating Joe Grey! Read and Review! Niley Loe and Loliver! LEGAL!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,717 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Oliver O./ Mike S. III, Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
1 year later by kendylleighcullen reviews
bella and edward loose rennesme. bella has a power while human. enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
For The Love of Emmett by HellaCullen reviews
Emmett and Renesmee for a fun-filled day of babysitting and a diastrous trip to Wal-Mart. My entry for the Sparkle Snark-ful Humor Contest. AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
1, 2, 3, 4 by The Plain White T's by arielellane111 reviews
Edward left Bella & Victoria changed her. She is famous and sees them at one of her meet 'n' greets. Edward has a new HUMAN girlfriend & Bella is sure she will change that...what will happen? Full summary inside and on profile!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,145 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Retarded Edition by Twilightlover1518 reviews
LOL ITS PRETTY MUCH WHAT THE CULLEN CLAN THAT INCLUDES BELLA DO WHEN THERE BORED. HEHE warning: may contain funny contents that are just plain retarded please refrain from smashing the computer if you don't like my story. Thank you! : a tiny bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 26,537 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
A Darker Twilight by Bella Rose Black reviews
What would happen if Bella was emo? What if Bella showed up at school, with an open cut and she had to sit next to Edward for a whole hour. Would Edward lose control? FInd out in A Darker Twilight... Better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
What the Heck is Wrong with these People? by closeyourmouthkristenstewart reviews
What would happen if Stephanie Meyer was as wierd as us? Here's a sample. Hilarious, easy to read, exciting and unexpected. After this, READ THE SEQUEL!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,452 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gone by Bloodthorn reviews
A disease is spreding amongst the Cullen Family.Who's next?Is there a cure?Please read and review, i won't know what to write otherwise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009
Emo Girl by TwilightAddiction.2013 reviews
AH.Bella's a semi-emo chick. her mom and phil hate her and send her away to live with charlie and her brother Jasper. She meets two girls that are like her but what happens when shes meets a boy that could change her life? Suummary sucks story is better
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,723 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alyssa Lies by Emerald Thorns reviews
Renesmee is a fourth grade student. Alyssa is an abused child. Can Edward Help Alyssa before it's to late? Based on Alyssa Lies by Jason Michael Corroll. AH AU Possibly OOC. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Extreme Twilight Madness by Twilightlover1518 reviews
Be afraid. Be very afraid. *Backs away slowly*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Start All Over by DeviousDomi reviews
*Sequal to Decode* When Miley wakes up from her coma and can't remember anything her friends and family help her remember parts of her life. But what happens whe one of the biggest parts might be gone for good?
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,477 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Cheater by lionxlambx17 reviews
To her horror, Nessie finds that Jake is cheating on her with a skinny-as-stick, bleach blonde prep girl. She takes action by dating a guy from school, but will she regret it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Emmett's Theme Song by KamoraKaliVolturi reviews
Alice stumbles across a song that describes Emmett perfectly. What will Emmett think? And how is Edward involved in all this?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Alice, Emmett
Dare to Care? by xsarahskankx reviews
Bella Swan is dared to do what she never thought she'd have to, kiss Edward Masen. She loathes Edward, but Edward seems to be taken to her. For the right reasons? AH/AU a little OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,286 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Annoying Edward by teamjacob1 reviews
Alice finds a list of ways to annoy Edward. How long untill he cracks? To Edward fans- GET OVER IT! It's all in good humor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,930 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Jasper
Phone Call with Rosalie by alannalovestwilight reviews
This is the missing scene in Breaking Dawn, where Bella calls Rosalie asking for help! Please Review : Read both chapters!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Night World Secret Vampire Edit by Natalie Jayne reviews
This is an edit of the first few chapters in the 'Secret Vampire'. I have taken some of the original ideas and added in some of my own.
Night World series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Complete
Finally I've Found You by lollypop6 reviews
What if Bella was already a vampire when she came to Forks? Where has she seen Edward Cullen before? Cannon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,901 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dawning Sun by Pink Paramore reviews
Six years after "Breaking Dawn", Renesmee is nearly eighteen years old, and she is beginning to experience new feelings for everything: her family, her lifestyle... and a certain wolf.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,676 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Past and Present by XKrissyxEMOtionalX reviews
My eyes started to close, and I only caught a glimpse of his bright green eyes before darkness succumbed me. The green eyes of my heart, Edward Masen." Rated T for cussing, etc. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,278 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward
Cullens chat via MSN by Alucia87 reviews
This is the Cullens and Bella on MSN chatting. I know this is done a lot. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009
Puberty and Pranks by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
I. Am. Going. To. Kill. Your. Brother." His eyes were confused for a second. "Which one?" I lifted my arm and pointed to the obvious "puberty prank of the week" behind him... Nessie and Emmett's pranks on eachother. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Burning Cold by justineshaw20089 reviews
Edward leaves Bella and she is left with Jacob. Can Bella ever learn to like Jacob? Will Edward ever come back? This is my first fanfic and I'm not good at summaries. Read & Reveiw please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
War by BlackTreaderWolf reviews
What happens when Jacob is turned into a vampire and the voultri has come for revenge. To make matters worse the war will be in Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Twilight calls and txts by Kumi Akatmatsu Moonstone reviews
The twilight characters recieve messages frm each other R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009
Unexpected Love by soxmuchxmorexx3 reviews
Edward and Bella don't talk. What happens when Edward's parents go on vacation and Bella's dad is their best friend? that means Edward is going to live with them for six months. will they fall for each other? a/h BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Happy Birthday Edward Cullen! by C'est Ma Vie reviews
Just a little short tribute to our favorite vampire... 6/20/09: Edward Cullen's 108th birthday and the very first Robert Pattinson Day! Rated just to be safe, lol.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Edward - Complete
Set me Free by Kady Whitlock reviews
Bella is abused by her boyfriend Edward. Having enough, Bella and her best friend Casey move to her parents house in Flordia when she makes new friends and possibly love? Will Edward find Bella? or will Bella be set free? AH AU Lemons abuse
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Twilight Fanfic Things to do when you are bored by Hollistrchk101 reviews
Things to do when you're bored. Twilight style!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2009
30 Retarded Things About The Twilight Movie by Maaya-Neyha reviews
Title says it all! Just some fun, nothing taken to heart. Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Just Dance! by Tears of Constantine reviews
Edward is surprised when Bella insists that she wants to go to a night club. And when they get there things will get a little bit out of control for the cullens and Edward and Emmett in particular. Can Edward handle all the guys going for Bella. High T!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Emmett, Bella
Stranger by BellaBonnie reviews
From puppy love to doggy style, Edward and Bella have done it all; except one thing. How will their relationship fair when they decide to spice up their sex life with the introduction of a "stranger"?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
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They're Back reviews
The Cullens have been gone for 56 years and now Bella is with the Volturi. But what will happen when Carlisle decides to make a surprise to his old friends, Aro, Caius and Marus. With Edward's and Bella's love still be there or is gone?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,712 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009
Famous Lies Of Love reviews
Bella is a singer/actress and Edward is an actor. They are best friends. But when they start liking each other, who is there to get in the way? Edward's fiance. Or, EX-fiance. What will happen? Summary sucks, story is good. Er, so I have been told. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,638 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
The After Life reviews
Bella just died, but she wasn't in Heaven or Hell. She was in the In Between. Now, as she watches over Earth, she has to figure out how to save her friend before it's too late. The story is way better than the summary sounds; just give it a chance. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Bella
Bad Romance reviews
What happens when the cheer captain, Bella Swan, and goth kid, Edward Cullen's worlds collide. Will there be love? Sadness? Hatred? Read and find out. Better than it sounds. R & R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009
Evacuate The Dance Floor reviews
Bella and Edward are vampires. Bella loves to dance. They used to be a couple, but what happens when they see each other at the newest dance club in town? BETTER THEN IT SOUNDS! Rated T...RATING MIGHT CHANGE LATER...READ AND REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blue Moon reviews
Renesmee is in danger. But by who? Bella and Edward have to find out who wants to hurt their little girl this time. Could it be someone or something they don't know? Or within the friends and family?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009
He Is Such A Player reviews
Edward Cullen is the school player.He has almost used every girl in school, except a couple other girls including Bella.When he tries to get Bella into bed.The girls change Bella and try to trick Edward. What happens when Edward and Bella fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Parody reviews
Twilight Parodys! So funni! Read! summary suck but it REALLY good, well i think it is!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009
Twilight Chat reviews
The Twilight people IM! Woot-woot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009
Someone Save Me reviews
Bella is abused by her father, Charlie. But when she says a prayer asking for an angel to save her, will she get the angel? and will the angel be in the form of the new kid, Edward Cullen? All Human, Canon Pairings. Rated M because i'm paranoid, but its T
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fourteen Forever reviews
Yvonne and Ryan go visit their cousin, Bella, who lives in Forks, Washington. But when they get there, is everything what is seems? Sorry, this summary sucks. Really good story though. AFTER BREAKING DAWN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009
Best birthday ever reviews
Alyssa just had her 15th birthday and her wish was that she could meet everyone in Twilight. What happens when that wish might come true? LONGER SUMMARY INSIDE! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009
An Angel In The Sky reviews
Edward was killed. Will Bella learn to cope with the loss? But what happens when she thinks she is seeing Edward? ALL HUMAN! Story will only be a couple of chapters. READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella
Get The Picture? reviews
Bella's a singer. She and Edward were dating until Edward cheated on her and now she gets back at him with her concert. sucky summary but the story is good, i think. ALL HUMAN! ONE-SHOT! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella - Complete
First Kiss reviews
Jacob and Renesmee's first kiss. One-Shot Read AND Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
What really happened to the pillows reviews
In BD at Bella and Edward's honeymoon, this is what really happened to the pillows that Edward ripped. One-Shot and REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Cha reviews
This is what happens when Emmett cleans. WARNING: May scar your mind for life. T for swear words. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete