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You know you’ve read too much Harry Potter Fanfiction when…

1) Dumbledore is a manipulative bastard and knew about EVERYTHING and did nothing about it

2) NO really! The Dursley’s physically abused Harry more than the author says! I swear.

3) All the characters are obviously gay. No matter who they ended up with

4) Draco and Hermione totally had a fling at some point.

5) Hermione is really a pure-blood and we all know it.

6) SIRIUS DID NOT DIE! And neither did Cedric, the Potters, Dumbledore or anyone else. They are all in hiding.

7) Harry would totally go for anyone, even the giant squid. And Draco, especially Draco.

8) The real reason Voldemort hates the world is because he can’t have Harry as a lover. Really.

9) The Marriage Law…. yes it exists.

10) Everyone is sneaking around and having sex when they think no one is looking.

E V E R Y O N E.

11) Blaise, Charlie, and all those characters that are only named once? Yeah, they’re main characters.

12) The Weasley’s are all totally manipulative fakers who were promised money/power to befriend Harry. It was all planned.

13) Who cares that Harry and Ginny/Ron and Hermione are happily married (with kids) in the epilogue!? Harry wants Hermione and vice versa. That’s that.

14) Ron is an insensitive jerk and is unnecessary to the plot

15) It doesn’t matter that she’s a teacher, Minerva McGonagall is lesbian for one of her students…usually Hermione Granger.

16) Severus and Lily were so together, but James somehow forced her into marriage

17) Which is why Severus is totally Harry’s father

18) Snape, Dumbledore ,Lupin, Sirius, Moody, Malfoy Sr. , James, Voldemort, the LeStrange brothers, Dolohove, Pettigrew and any other male character can be Hermione’s father

19) Or boyfriend

20) Dumbledore is NOT GAY! Because clearly he is in love with Professor McGonagall

21) Voldemort has a kid, and it can be anyone. Yes, that includes Harry.

22) There is clearly more to Gringotts and the Goblins. Which includes (but is not limited to) a hospital in the bank and a special team of Goblin assassins. [yes really]

23) Harry Potter is obviously freaking rich to the point where he could buy the continent

24) Luna is a seer, and yes Crumple-Horned Snorkacks exist.

25) Harry is a Slytherin…and so is everyone else apparently

26) Harry and Hermione still have a chance. You know it.

27) Incest? Who cares.

28) Fleur clearly never wanted to marry Bill. She wanted to marry *insert any and all other characters*

29) The above is also true for all other characters.

30) The main character can easily somehow end up in the U.S.

31) And suddenly lose their British/Scottish/Irish/whatever they originally had accent

32) Or they have it TOO MUCH and suddenly they all sound like leprechauns

33) J.K. Rowling CLEARLY planned this entire thing out but didn’t bother to tell anyone….or write it in the books for that matter.

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
There are real life newspaper headlines.

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter.
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really?? Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!

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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect! If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?! Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is...
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?

~"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

~"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -Lily Tomlin

~"If you can't convince them, confuse them." -Harry S. Truman

~"A real friend is someone who walks in, when the rest of the world walks out."

~"I would rather be hated for who I am, then who I'm not."

~Don't laugh at me because I'm weird, for I laugh at you, because you're normal.

~I used to have superpowers, then my therapist took them away.

~Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was blamed.

~When i was younger i hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly type used to come up
to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after i started doing the same
thing to them at funerals.

~A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

~The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

~Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

~Your ridiculous opinion has been noted.

~Knowledge is power, power corrupts. Study hard, be evil.

~Bow down! Bow down! Bow down before the power of Santa! Or be crushed BY HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM!!

~Randomness is the base of conversation.

~A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

~A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend would be sitting net to you saying, "Damn that was fun!"

~A good friends would ask you what's wrong when you cry, a best friend would have a shovel in their hand ready to kill the
person who made you cry.

~When I'm down i like to whistle...It makes the neighbors dog run to the end of the chain and gag itself.

~The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so they can tell when their really in trouble.

~Long ago when people cursed and beat the ground with sticks it was called witchcraft. Today we call it golf.

~A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend walks past and says, "Walk much dumb-ass?"

~I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Taken from General Unknowns page

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

-Trying is the first step toward failure.

-Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

-My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

-You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

-Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-I ran with scissors, and lived!

-You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh,you hurt, I hurt, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

-It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherfucker who made you frown.

-I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

-I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

-I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

People are more violently opposed to fur over leather because its safer to harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

You Say Pink
I Say Blue
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say She's Dumb
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Byakuya Kuchiki
You Say Techno-pop
I Say HUH?
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different
You Say Anime Sucks
I Say SCREW YOU

"What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger"

"Don't take life seriously, no one ever makes out alive anyways"

"I have strong opinions...but I don't have to agree with them" - President Bush

"The customer's always right! If not, look left!"

"Love is like a warm bullet." - My dad O_O

"Whatever tickles your pickle" and "Dude! You owe me a car!" - Gabi

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all of its students." - Louis Hector Berlioz ( I wonder who he is?)

" Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." (I love this one!)

"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."

" I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar." (This one makes me smile a lot!)

" The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think." (It's sadly true...)

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." (Poor people!)

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'" (Oh so true!)

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling." (That quote would most likely represent me.)

"Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer." (Yea!)

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room." (Heh...funny...)

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants" - A. Whitney Brown

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush (Go Bush!)

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." (Yup!)

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?
2People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually..
3When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. You're darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?’ No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
6People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7When something is 'new and improved!’ Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, c couldn’t be new.
8When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest freaking thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'has the bus come yet?’ If the bus came would I be standing here dummy?

SOME WAYS 2 MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY!!

1.at lunch time, sit in ur parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down

2.page urself over the intercom. dont disguise ur voice

3.everytime someone asks you 2 do something, ask if they want fries with that

4. put ur garbage can on ur desk and label it "in"

5.Finish all ur sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy"

6.Order a diet water whenever u go out 2 eat--with a serious face

7.specify that ur drive-through order is "to go"

8.As often as possible, skip rather than walk i do this all of the time

9 don t use any punctuation

10.sing along at the opera
11.go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems dont rhyme

12. put mosquito netting around ur work area and play tropical sounds all day

13. five days in advance, tell ur friends u cant attend their party cuz ur not in the mood

14.Have ur friends address u by ur wrestling name, Rock Bottom

15.when the money comes out of the ATM, scream "i won! i won!"

16.when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run 4 your lives, they're loose!!"

17.AND THE FINAL WAY 2 KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY...PUT THIS IN UR PROFILE 2 MAKE SOME1 SMILE.

15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..

80 of all teens would cry if the Jonas Brothers were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 20 would bring a chair and popcorn and shout jump! Copy and Paste if your one of those 20.

IF NICK JONAS SAID THAT BREATHING WASN'T COOL 95 OF GIRLS WOULD DIE. PLEASE PASTE THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU WOULD BE THE 5 LAUGHING YOUR HEAD OFF.

95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top
of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!"

Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will show this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I'm such an idiot. :D

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Hot damn! THIS COOKIE IS AN EVIL GENIUS!"

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Smile. Tomorrow will be worse.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

No tresspasing, violaters will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

I'm perfectly sane, it's the world that's crazy.

I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look to astonished.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tommorow in Australia.

Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn't have been notified.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Order a diet water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well... basically... your house burned even faster.

Guns don't kill people. I do.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.

Things to do in an elavator.

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you'd prefer having an anime guy as your boyfriend then some one in real life, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your sig if you laughed your ass off when you realized that "Yagami" backwards is ' I'm a Gay".

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, omg.whoamiagain, xXx.Murakami.xXx, MariFerolla, Bakagirl101, The Original Natsuko, HarukaTenshiSushi, wcatz

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (HELL YEAH!)

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile

Why does Byakuya always frown? Because the last time he smiled, Renji had a stroke.

Why does Unohana always smile? Because the last time she frowned half of Squad 11 died of fright.

RenjixRukia 4ever!

333 ways to get kicked out of walmart

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!! You're ALIVE!! It's a MIRACLE!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!"
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. Swing on the half price banners
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"
91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over
101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund
102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby
103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."
104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded
105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!"
107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"
109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit
110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around
112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"
113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!! NOOOOOO!!" Then start rolling around
114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."
115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy frys. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the frys above their head like there getting married
116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"
117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart
124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things 125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
132. Light a match under a sprinkler
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
134. Buy something that is like 5 and give the cashier all pennies.
135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!! I haven't seen you in so long!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
139. start hitting on the mannequins.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.
142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.
146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!"
147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!"
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!
150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!"
151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.
152. Ask for Goat Milk
153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!"
158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"
159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!
160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"
162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!"
163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.
164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
165. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins
166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.
171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.
172. Start playing the violin.
173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!"
174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.
176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce lika a bum
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!"
178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.
181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"
184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff
185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.
186. Walk around in a court jester costume
187. Run at people with a pitch fork
188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack
189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"
192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people
193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'
194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.
195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals
197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera
198. Yell curse words at people
199. Knock down as many displays as you can
200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people
202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle
205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.
208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.
209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.
210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"
212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock
217. Tap dance through the store
218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican
219. Rip open every package you see
220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.
224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"
225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.
226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!"
227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.
229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target
233. Throw a party in a busy isle
234. Test drive lawn mowers
235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store
236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around
237. Carry a bomb and make it explode
238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it
239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by
241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"
242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar
244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!"
245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers
246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)
247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.
248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"
249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"
250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it
251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"
252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"
254. Order a pizza from the cashier
255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred
256. Start a food fight
257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"
258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.
259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you
260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt
261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"
262. Flip off the manager
263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...
264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"
265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!"
266. Throw a dance party
267. Write on the floors
268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.
269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.
270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.
272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"
273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.
274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.
275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!"
276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.
277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!
278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.
279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase
280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra
281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.
282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow
283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks
284. Flirt with the manager's wife
285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.
286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil
287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"
288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...
289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in
290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."
291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.
292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"
293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"
297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!" 307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."
312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them. 314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"
315. Spit in the manager's face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car."
318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!"
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"
326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"
332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song.
333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!

100 things to do in a elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.
3. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
4. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
5. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!".
6. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
7. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
8. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
9. Shave.
10. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
11. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
12. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
13. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
14. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
15. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
16. One word: Flatulence!
17. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
18. Do Tai Chi exercises.
19. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
20. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"
21. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
22. Meow occasionally.
23. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
24. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
25. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
26. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
27. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
28. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
29. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
30. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
31. Leave a box between the doors.
32. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
33. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
34. Start a sing-along.
35. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
36. Play the harmonica.
37. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
38. Lean against the button panel.
39. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
40. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
41. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
42. Bring a chair along.
43. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
44. Blow spit bubbles.
45. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
46. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
47. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
48. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
49. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
50. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
51. Announce to the person stood next to you "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"
52. Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do you think will happen?"
53. Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes
53. Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault you killed your family. It was SATAN, damm you SATAN! DAMN YOU!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.
54. Scratch yourself excessively saying "ing headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much"
55. Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to join you in afternoon tea
56. Break wind and blame it on the person next to you
57. Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. You get in, get your paper out and sit and relax
58. Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concived in this very lift. And point and say "it was up against that wall"
59. Have sex with your imaginary friend
60. Say you have just won the lottery and you are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you
61. As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!"
62. Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them you need the money to feed your ten starving children back home in Estonia
63. Hand out leaflets - "what to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one pice (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope you will live to do it again!"
64. Perform a striptease
65. Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"
66. Fake an orgasam when the lift starts to move. Announce that it was your best ever
67. Let your mobile phone ring - dont anwser it.
68. Walk in to the lift with a clear bottle of apple juice. Start drinking and say "ah, theres nothing like your own urine to quench your first. Does anyone want some?"
69. Say "this new g-sring is really starting to hurt." Then attempt to adjust it.
70. Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days"
71. Suggest to the other passengers that you all should play a game of twister. Then get out the board and lie it on the floor
72. Paint the walls of the lift.
73. On entering, ask the passengers if they want to be your friend. Burst into tears if they say no.
74. Stop the lift and say "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!"

75. Get back to nature - go in naked
76. Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speach into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over"
77. Announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 ...oh heres my floor"
78. Serve tea and coffee
79. Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others dont
80. Act like the sergent of the lift. Order people around. Tell them to get in line.
81. Suggest to the other people that your should play musical statues. Bring a tape recorder along too
82. Teach the people french. Dont let them leave till they get it right
83. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get enmotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
84. Insist, the lift ride costs £2.50
85. Describe in detail, how you're "hung like a horse"
86. Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if you are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency
87. Yodel
88. Bring out a magnifying glass, closey inspect the other passengers skin and say "ooh, look at your pores"
89. Sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves" Over and over again.
90. Ask the others "Do you mind if I do my eminem impression?", then bring out a chainsaw and a mask.
91. Try breakdancing
92. Bring out a fake toy gun and shout to the person next to you "you lookin' at me?"
93. Challenge the guy stood next to you to a "thumb war".
94. Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.
95. Force people to read to Kama Sutra while asking "do you wanna try this one?"
96. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "it is time..."
97. Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die you bastard, die DIIEEE!"
98. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
99. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
100. Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.

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First Lady of Amestris by Queen Elenya Hawk reviews
With Mustang's promotion to Führer, they both knew things would only get more difficult; but at least they had each other. The telling of Roy and Riza's struggles in their fight for a better future, for themselves, and for their country.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,003 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Roy M., Riza H.]
Bonds of Honor by ObsidianJade reviews
Direct sequel to Red Duty, Black Honor. Life - and love - continue, but a familiar face from the past has a storm brewing on the horizon... Bya/Ren and Ichi/Ruki main pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 193,471 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
Should There Be Starlight by Princess Quill reviews
Tauriel sacrifices her life in Mirkwood and her position as captain of the guard to act on her convictions. With Legolas's help, she pursues the orcs hunting the dwarves to Laketown, where the Elves rescue Kili and the others. This Kiliel-ish fic offers a possible progression of events beyond DoS, with multiple POVs and a synthesis of movie and bookverse. Will go through to BoFA.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,425 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Fili, Legolas G., Kili, Tauriel
Human Sacrifice by Minerva Aemilius reviews
On the Promised Day, as Mustang is forced to perform human transmutation, Hawkeye tries to save him but is caught up in it herself. With her soul taken as payment and trapped at the Gate of Truth, her body is claimed by a reborn Lust, who seeks revenge against the now-blind Mustang. One-shot, Brotherhood AU, spoilers for the Promised Day, Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4 - [Riza H., Roy M.] Lust, Truth - Complete
Plotted Confessions by MissSniper reviews
Rebecca and Jean have a plan to get Roy and Riza to confess their affection. It involves a bemused Riza and a jealous and insecure Roy. You know you want to find out what happens on a fine Valentine's Day. Royai of course, plus some Rebecca/Havoc. T just to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/24 - [Riza H., Roy M.] [Rebecca C., Jean H.] - Complete
Letters from Elizabeth by Queen Elenya Hawk reviews
Even after being separated by direct orders of the Führer and knowing they were under close surveillance, they still found ways to each other. [Royai]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,225 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/9/2013 - [Riza H., Roy M.] - Complete
Prize Date by LCextrordinaire reviews
Riza made a bet with Roy that if he was to finish all the paperwork, she'd let him pick a prize. He chose a date. Now with that he has the prize of a date girl with his dreams, what will ensue?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,172 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [Riza H., Roy M.] - Complete
As Rich as Molasses by WatchOverDurinsSons reviews
Fili leads a completely normal life (at least, it's normal for him,) until he crosses paths with a certain brunette, who is on a mission to find his only living relative - his Uncle Thorin. Little do the two of them know that their lives are more intricately twined than they had first assumed. (M/M, Modern AU)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,763 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 6/1/2014 - [Fili, Kili] [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Fili Knew by winsome.wasp reviews
"Fili wondered at the words spoken the night before… could she have loved him? After all she had done for him,no, for them, was it enough to call it more than an infatuation? Did she loved him too?" One-shot take on the shore/leaving Lake-Town scene from Fili's POV because Fili needs more recognition as a Kiliel supporter!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12 - Fili, Kili, Tauriel - Complete
Refocused by BleedingCoffee reviews
After the Promised Day, Roy Mustang needs to refocus on his life plans now that he is blind and soon to be honorably discharged from the army. A FMA Secret Santa present. RoyAi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Roy M., Riza H.] Dr. Knox, Dr. Marcoh - Complete
To Be Free by sapphireswimming reviews
Bofa movie verse. With spoilers. The fields are littered with the fallen but what do they matter?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2014 - [Kili, Tauriel] The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
Dancing in Starlight by alfakyn-elf reviews
The dwarves were able to reclaim their homeland, and Bilbo was able to return home. Kili and Tauriel are now faced with battles of their own, and there is a new darkness that was coming to threaten their beloved Middle Earth. What will become of them all? KilixTauriel. Rated T for now, but there might be some more mature settings in future chapters. I will post warnings.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,911 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Fili, Kili, Tauriel - Complete
The Moment It Began by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 124 - Words: 304,405 - Reviews: 6519 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Beginning Of Something Wonderful by Hobbit-Sized Writer reviews
Thorin goes to the shops to buy nappies for his nephew. And he walks away with a smile and the number of the most beautiful being he has ever seen. It is the start of something wonderful. Modern AU.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,473 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Dis, Dwalin - Complete
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2327 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 2,433 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
I love you, however by Lyson reviews
He sits in a bar...waiting to see if his lover is truly being unfaithful to him... it hurts even to think about it and he can't figure out why...but he blames himself. A story about unfaithfulness, it hurts to be deceived by the person you love. PostMangaverse/Roy/Ed/Coarse Language/Includes CoverArt
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,124 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 2/9/2013 - [Edward E., Roy M.] - Complete
For the Life of One Man by Miss Mungoe reviews
Her rank notwithstanding, the lives of her men were her responsibility, and she wasn't about to leave him to rot in a Drachman cell if she could help it. It didn't matter if it was a suicide mission; he'd do the same for her in a heartbeat. – pre-series; Olivier/Buccaneer, but mostly Olivier being a boss.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,853 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [Olivier A., Buccaneer] - Complete
Desire by Nephthys Snape reviews
Bofur/Thorin with mention of Bilbo/Dwalin. There's been one Dwarf that was ever at the king's side, not that he was quick to notice. After the Battle of Five Armies, Thorin needs that Dwarf more than he ever thought possible. Character death warning.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2014 - [Thorin, Bofur] [Bilbo B., Dwalin] - Complete
Devotion Passed Down Through Generations by Miss Mungoe reviews
As far as baby brothers went, hers was really something else. – Olivier and Alex; being siblings hasn't always been easy, but Armstrongs always look out for their own.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,652 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Alex A., Olivier A. - Complete
Katabasis by littlebigspoon reviews
(His Dark Materials/Daemons crossover) After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo lies as still as death, and no earthly force will wake him. When a ghostly apparition offers Thorin the chance to recover Bilbo's absent spirit from the underworld, he accepts without hesitation. So begins the second Quest of Thorin's lifetime. (Bilbo/Thorin)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Fili, Kili
Some Other Beginning's End by Determamfidd reviews
(Written for Gigolas Week). There are first times that matter. And then there are those that never end. (Gimli/Legolas, Oneshot)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Through the Woods by Dragons Chaotica reviews
Cornelia and Schneizel are charged with carrying their 'dead' brother to his Witch and Knight for revival. Kanon appears to be there simply to provide snark. Schneizel/Kanon, Guilford/Cornelia, light romances, primarily for page density, This is utter crack, so characters may be ooc, but we all need a laugh, or a groan, or five minutes of wasted life. You decide. (Some cursing.)
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Cornelia L.B., Schneizel E.B., Kanon M. - Complete
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
For the Dawn by Mirianne reviews
Shortly before Naruto and Jiraiya were due to return to Konoha from the training trip, Itachi kidnaps Naruto and takes him back to Ame. When Naruto wakes up, he finds that Akatsuki has an offer for him that is very difficult to refuse and that there is more to these enemies than he had known. Naruto/Itachi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,583 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Naruto U., Itachi U.] Sasuke U. - Complete
From One Age to Another by Determamfidd reviews
Upon their return to Eryn Lasgalen and Erebor respectively, Legolas and Gimli have a new adornment. Their fathers would like an explanation. (They're not going to like it.) L/G, mostly bookverse, some movie elements.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,392 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Gimli, Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
The Story of Claire and Quil by DuskitMermaid reviews
Claire and Quil's story as Claire grows up, involving the dramas of anything a teenage girl growing up around so-called mythical creatures with unreasonable parents can think of. Written in both perspectives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 236,304 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Jojoushi by Marie Hawkins reviews
Songfic inspired by L'arc-En-Ciel. Seasons change but feelings don't. Xingke\Tianzi. Fourshot, Quadshot, whatever you wanna call it.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Tianzi, Li X.
Fifty Ways to Annoy the Soutaicho by Pipidae reviews
Ichigo and Renji find a list of fifty things guaranteed to piss off Yamamoto. Oh, the horror.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 29,839 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - G.S. Yamamoto, Ichigo K.
Liar's Mask by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, HPGW, RWHG. Ron is the one who goes through Harry's possessions after his death, because that's what a best friend does. And what he finds shakes his belief in Harry to its foundations. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,731 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Secrets and Plans by A Sirius Crush On Moony reviews
Sirius tells Remus he likes James, and Remus is convinced James feels the same way. What will he do to get his two friends together? Will it go terribly wrong? Slash Sirius/James - Rival Pairing Challenge by xAccioDramionex
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,680 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - [Sirius B., James P.] - Complete
Reunion by ohlookrandom reviews
"Just this one time," Thresh says, his eyes tearing up when he remembers the little girl he treated as a sister, "I let you go." He remembers Rue's smile. "For the little girl."
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
Place Where I Love You by itsallanoxymoron reviews
Written for my ELA class. /An alternate world where one death did not occur in the 74th Hunger Games, which thereby changes the course of history.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
Ichigo and the Shinigami Academy by Namikaze Artemis reviews
Set 70 years in the future. After Ichigo dies, he must go to the Shinigami Academy to become a proper shinigami. But he must go there as Kurogi Ichirou. Can he survive the academy? Ichiruki all the way! Last chapter up!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 55,946 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Warning Notes by Stop this insanity reviews
At the end of each year, all the students of Hogwarts are given a warning note about underage magic. This year, thanks to the Weasley twins, long held secrets are about to come to light. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Changing the Equation by Miss Regina Star reviews
Magnus loves Alec more than life itself. Alec feels exactly the same way. Magnus realises that Alec will someday age, while he will not. On this whim, he breaks up with Alec. Will this save Alec Lightwood from forbidden love, or just change the equation?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 126,400 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Truly, Deeply, Madly by Sass and Sex reviews
The love story of Minerva McGonagall and Albus Dumbledore, from first meeting to the end of Harry Potter's years at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,036 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
As Luck Would Have It by khaleesi and mother of dragons reviews
Part of her almost laughs when the speaker announces their names once again as tributes of the 70th Hunger Games and Annie wonders why she ever thought luck was on her side.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Bring me back by ElloDoctor reviews
It was then that Annie realised that she was taking care of him just as much as Finnick was taking care of her. The story of District 4's reaping for the 75th Hunger Games.Oneshot Review! Review! Review!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
New Year's Wish by ilovetwilight0513 reviews
Oneshot: Just a possible meeting of Cornelia and Guilford centered on New Year's Eve. Totally late timing for this story, I know, but you may as well check it out, right?
Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Cornelia L.B., Gilbert G.P. G. - Complete
Dancing With the Devil by RukiaKiryu reviews
Forced to fight in a war between Heaven and Hell Sebastian is abandoned and captured by a legion of angels. But Ciel is not about to be cheated from his covenant with his butler, not even by the Devil himself. Yaoi! CielxSebby pairing. Just read it...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,896 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Rue's Song by expectopatromun reviews
"I failed them. I lost. I let her go. I let her trick me into believing her lies. I let Fire Girl walk free. She was never allies with the little girl. She couldn't have been. It's impossible."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Thresh, Rue - Complete
Annie by ravenclawfever reviews
Annie Cresta is reaped for the 70th annual Hunger Games and lacks even the slightest hope of winning - but her mentor, Finnick Odair, has other plans.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,664 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
One Small Change by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is depressed and angry, rebelling against his family and causing trouble. But when he meets the five year old son of their new neighbours, Sasuke's life changes as he finds himself watching out and caring for the lonely child with the golden smile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Handbook of Central 46: Captain's Edition by DreamerAngel17 reviews
This set of rules has been written from observation of the acts and behaviors of the captains of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads and shall be held as such, no matter the situation. We don't care what those suspicious sticky notes say.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011
The Fall and After by shakespeare's sister reviews
Prelude - Sirius falls through the Veil... but what happens next? Sirius is trying to return to his own world. Meanwhile Remus is trying his best to get over his 'death'. RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,844 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Too much Red by Clydell Humphries reviews
Grell mustered the courage to look at his chest, where the blood continued to pour from his open wound. "Sebas… chan…" He mumbled, voice barely strong enough to be called a whisper, "there's… there's so much red. T-Too much." Sebastian/Grell.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,207 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Shinobi Bachelor by Cardboard Bike reviews
The Elders want Kakashi to produce a heir to his bloodline, so Tsunade sets up a competition for him to find his soulmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,378 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
You're A Part Of Me Now by Lightning the Flash reviews
When Byakuya's world is torn apart and he's forced into hiding someone will be there to help him out... Byakuya will discover some hard truths about his life and his feelings. AU
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Grimmjow J., Byakuya K.
Terrified by I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi reviews
After they return from Tenrou Island, Gazille and Levy have to speak about what happened...
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
A Fated Meeting by jessica499499 reviews
They came from different worlds and were thrown together by fate. In a war between their kinds, what will become of a human prince who's given his heart to a demon? Slash. Neji/Gaara. AU. Reviews make my day!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,140 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
The Thing About Love by Mai Kurosaki reviews
The thing about true love is that it conquers obliviousness, jealousy and stubbornness. Or at least this is what Byakuya and Ichigo are about to discover as they learn to live together without the excitement of the shinigami life.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,460 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K. - Complete
For You by DragonsandInk reviews
How could she do such a thing? She had just ruined Macao's life and her own. Could she do anything to reverse it? Was it reversable or would she have to live knowing that she had lost the only person she loved for the rest of her life? MaCana
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Macao C., Cana A. - Complete
Fallen by Bohba13 reviews
A 9/11 tribute.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
A Circle Has No Beginning by Gyaku no Sekai reviews
AU-ish. A circle has no beginning and no end. In a sense, neither do they. And so, the cycle continues. Kenpachi/Yachiru, T for implied things.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/18/2011 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
In A Heartbeat by UnAnimo reviews
There are mediums to tell the truth...and this is one of them.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Wartime Evolution by Pyrahus reviews
He loved the way her hair would spill around her shoulders on days where she did not put her locks through a strict regime of curling and hair-spray; days where she would take only a few trusted men to the field and spend the day training. Slight Fluff.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Cornelia L.B., Gilbert G.P. G. - Complete
Downpour by Annie-chan reviews
Yumichika is gravely wounded, and Ikkaku faces the possibility of losing him forever. Little bit of angst, little bit of WAFF. Rated for mention of sex and some swearing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Seven Secrets by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
Makarov is bored, and thus devises a plan to amuse himself: trick everyone in Fairy Tail into spilling their seven deepest, darkest secrets. What scarring confessions will await him, and what will he do when his children find out they've been tricked?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,538 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Makarov D., Mirajane S. - Complete
20 Truths: Iggy and Fang by TheCatWithTheHat reviews
Is it slash? Is it Figgy? No: it's 20 Truths. Find out the truth behind these boys. Rated T but bordering on M.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Byakuya's Moment Of Fame by blackerthanbleach reviews
Grimmjow is a loud drunk. Kenpachi is a crazy drunk. Ikkaku is a cuddly drunk. Rangiku holds her liquor well, so usually no one has to worry about her. But... what kind of a drunk is Byakuya? Major crack... sets scene for byakuya/renji
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Oblivious by Follow-The-Firefly reviews
In which Lloyd is to oblivious to understand the signals that Cecile is trying to send him. ONESHOT LloydXCecile rated T for teen.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Cecile C., Lloyd A. - Complete
Hatake Kakashi and the Heavy Ass Golden Egg by Death2Deadlines reviews
Oneshot - Kakashi unwillingly participates in the Second Task of the Triwizard Tournament, thanks to a certain blonde Hokage, while Dumbledore has a little surprise prepared for the silver haired shinobi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Albus D., Kakashi H. - Complete
Full Bloom Once Again by Lightning the Flash reviews
It has been 13 years since Byakuya's death and Renji cannot stop loving him. What will happen when Byakuya comes back to Renji in the form of a human?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,785 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Make This Go On Forever by OtakuFangirlCrazyArtist reviews
When Remus dies in book seven, he and Sirius are reunited. But will Sirius want him back after Remus' marriage to Tonks?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Burn by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
AU When Lee breaks, Sasuke is left to pick up the pieces. An ambush nearly tears a couple a part, but brings two people closer than they ever thought they would be. DepressedLee! Sasu/Lee, Shika/Naru, Gaara/Kiba and Itachi/Neji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 132,047 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Handbook of Central 46 by DreamerAngel17 reviews
This set of rules has been written from observation of the acts and behaviors of the lieutenants of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads and shall be held as such, no matter the situation. We don't care what the creepy guy outside your barracks tells you.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,272 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Online! by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2142 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Brain Damage by flYegurl reviews
Iggy is injured and suffers a severe brain injury. Fang is tortured by guilt. It was his fault. "I… remember when I was not like this. Max and Nudge and Angel and Gazzy said that I would be a part of the flock even if I could not make bombs or make food. But I can not do either of that any more, and they do not treat me like a part of the flock. They were lying."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,037 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
More than just a dream by Kindered Spirit reviews
During a visit to the living world Kyoraku and Jushiro are unaware that they are victims of Unahara's experiement, feeling unwell they return to Soul Society.Only to wake up in the others body! if you like these two, you'll like this story! ;
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,560 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
On The Cusp by Okami Rayne reviews
Corralled into troublesome celebrations, Shikamaru learns that Birthdays can do more than bring people together or push people away. Sometimes they can bring people back - pulling the Past with them. Yaoi/het PART 2 of BtB series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 181,029 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Chrysalis by vicioux reviews
A butterfly can hide in a chrysalis for months in order to avoid harsh conditions. Jyuushiro Ukitake can't help but think that, after almost a century of hiding in plain sight, it's time for Nemu Kurotsuchi to emerge from her protective shell.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,534 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Nemu K., J. Ukitake - Complete
We'll Bleed Together by St. Harridan reviews
As Yumichika lies dying, he realizes that friendship doesn't last till the end; it lasts forever, surpassing boundaries and trials that threaten to hold it back and tear it apart.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Men Among Women by UNseated4TH reviews
They say it takes a real man to fill in for his female partner when she's unable to attend a SWA meeting. Looks like the Seireitei is full of 'real men', and Nanao is not amused.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/1/2011 - K. Zaraki, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Past by TheWhalishLeek reviews
Kurosaki Hisana, Ichigo and Rukia's daughter, has to find out her parent's history for a school project. How do they tell their past without revealing that they are Shinigami?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Our Son's Secret by CheyanneChika reviews
Alec's and Magnus's kiss in the Accords Hall from Robert's and Maryse's point of view. boys kissing, don't like, don't read. Oneshot
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Maryse L., Robert L. - Complete
Picking Up the Pieces by UlquiorraNoKokoro reviews
Maybe one day I'll tell her my true feelings, when she's moved on. When I've finished picking up the pieces of her heart. When I've finished picking up the pieces of MY heart. / AU. KibaHina. One-shot. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Frustration by ncfan reviews
-Hiyori, Soi Fong- The meeting of the "We Hate Urahara" club will now come to order.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Hiyori S., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Candles on Air by AngelEmperor reviews
Five years later, it's Christmas Eve, and for a despaired Suzaku, things haven't improved at all. C.C. decides that it's time for that to change. Post-R2, Implied SuzaLulu
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,722 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Suzaku K., C.C. - Complete
Remembering by BlueberrySpoilz reviews
He doesn't like to remember. Short, drabble, character death, boy love, slash.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Spirit of the Season by ObsidianJade reviews
It was December when the Seireitei awoke to a world of white. ::vague 417 spoilers::
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
all manner of horror by ncfan reviews
-Ryuuken, Yachiru, Ikkaku, Yumichika- "Will someone please claim this child?"
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Ryuken I., Yachiru K. - Complete
Brothers by Iceshadow27 reviews
*major spoilers from Fading Echoes* Jayfeather's starting to get stressed out because of recent events. He still blames himself for not stopping Hollyleaf or not being able to fix Briarlight's hind legs. Can his brother Lionblaze manage to cheer him up?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Jayfeather, Lionblaze - Complete
Obduco silentium by EulaliaGal reviews
There are places where time stands still; where time, silenced, does not march on, leaving Sereitei stranded behind it. Inexorably, the Sixth Division office is one of them. Post-Soul Society arc.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Sightless Regrets by the-Escape-Goat reviews
Tousen can't forgive himself or forget, lost and floating alone in limbo with nothing but his memories of Shuuhei. Slight spoilers, implied light TousenXShuuhei, drabble.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Tousen K., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Smile by kneyly5 reviews
At that moment, the boy looked up to her face, and made a small noise. "A-Ano..." "Why are you helping me?" "Ahh... well...." The boy blushed. The first EVER! HalliHana Pairing!I know it's weird but if they would have met, they would be the CUTEST couple
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Hanatarō Y., T. Harribel - Complete
Lucidity by rinkaku reviews
His voice had been soft and tender, his sun-kissed hands starkly contrasting his own pale features. It was then, Byakuya figured how fragile the redhead supposed he was; and perhaps it was a spot-on analysis. One-Shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Mine by Moonlight Vampiress reviews
Cute little songfic. Shonen-Ai. Enjoy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Muramasa, Ulquiorra - Complete
Lovely Angel by OrigamiAngel reviews
Konan is the new girl at Konoha High School. The popular kids adore her, but she feels herself drawn to a particular auburn-haired boy that others call a monster. A story of how one girl changed his life. High School Pein/Konan. PLEASE R&R! AND ENJOY
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,168 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Dr Grantz is In by Reverberating Winds reviews
The Espada, powerful and dignified, Aizen's infallible army, are not as imposing as they seem. In fact, like anyone else, they are stricken with maladies and injuries at most inconvenient times that only one person can fix. His name? Szayel Aporro Grantz.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,214 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
How To Tame Your Renji by Baxter54132 reviews
Part of the "How To.." series. for all those Renji homeowners, after you read this you will never have obedience problems ever again! One-shot IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Issues by at-kb reviews
A mission to the living world takes a disturbing turn for Renji, Hinamori, Kira and Matsumoto when they start complaining about their captains. *Crack!*
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Renji A., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Szayel vs The Internet by WanderingGambler reviews
Aizen decides it's time to bring the internet to Las Noches and Szayel's not happy about it, in more ways than one.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Szayelaporro G., Nnoitra G. - Complete
Computer Chaos by Alastor Vega reviews
Orihime has a new computer and Ichigo tries to set it up. Emphasis on the word tries.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Through the Ice by XtremeGal87 reviews
HitsuMatsu OneShot! Late one night, Rangiku awakens to find the 10th Division covered in ice, with no explanation. She goes in search of her captain, but is not expecting what she finds... What is going on with Hitsugaya, and how much will it change?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Growth by Photophobic reviews
She remembered him looking like an elementary schooler. And, she realized, that because of Soul Society's slowed-down time, he still would. She turned around and...Life was was so not fair.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/5/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
Spoiled to the Core by XxViolentPurplexX reviews
An adventure to the candy store and the problem that can arise with Yachiru to then have Kenpachi come fix.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/4/2010 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Fidelity by YACCBS reviews
She promises herself that tomorrow everything will change and breaks her own heart with her lies. Drabble-y ShunsuixNanao angst.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
A User's Guide and Manual to URYUU ISHIDA by Kyrial Halcoryn reviews
For those of you who've always wanted your own personal Quincy bishie for whatever reason... now you, too, can afford your own personal protector! Subject to availability, complete with 3-year warranty rendered invalid under certain conditions .
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Uryuu I. - Complete
Study in Contrasts by yoyshaia-chan reviews
Out every night, wild parties left right and centre, Ino is having the time of her life, providing you ignore her total non-relationship with her mum and the mounting feeling of desperation threatening to swallow her whole. Full summary inside. InoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 209,217 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara - Complete
Halloween with the Vizards by Kagami Kyohara reviews
Boys and Girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K., Mashiro - Complete
Whiplash by ncfan reviews
-Kenpachi x Isane- She knew there had to be a reason why he was letting her do this.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Isane K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Oh Yamamoto's gonna be mad! by FS2011 the real one reviews
Shun x Fem!Ukitake This story is dedicated to Defiant Vixen as she gave mt e the plot and encouraged me to write this! GENDERBENDER! When Ukitake finds out she's pregnant after a romp with Shunsui, heads are gonna roll once Yamamoto finds out!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake
Tender Touches by Corolla reviews
The moonlight got him thinking. Jyuushiro doesn't want to leave his lover's side. He doesn't want that warm skin to ever stop touching his. He doesn't want to stop being able to feel Shunsui's presence. But there are possibilities.. Soft Yaoi, drabble.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2010 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Birds of a Feather by ncfan reviews
-Nanao, Nemu, Yachiru, Unohana- "I feel like I'm their mother or something."
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Nanao I., R. Unohana - Complete
The Theory by at-kb reviews
Why do captains and vice-captains have to do so much paperwork? Yumichika and Rangiku have a theory. Crack, no pairings.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Yumichika A., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Cohesion by ncfan reviews
-Nanao, Byakuya, Gin, Rangiku, Soi Fong- They love each other, in their own screwed up ways.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Nanao I., Byakuya K. - Complete
The Summer Boy by SasukeBlade reviews
In the years that they knew Kai, he became a greater part of them than they had ever imagined. Rick x Kai x Popuri x Jack vaguely quadrilateral shape. For TVSF contest: Together.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Popuri, Kai - Complete
To Annoy by sotfreakazoid reviews
This is an AU and contains an OC. My first Bleach Fanfic. Rated T just in case. Ichimaru and Matsumoto annot their teacher who is the OC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Lasting Bonds by FlourTheCat reviews
A theme for each letter of the alphabet to show the relationship shared by Yamamoto and Sasakibe.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/14/2010 - G.S. Yamamoto, Chojiro S. - Complete
Gold General by Stokrot reviews
He shouldn't have let it happen. He shouldn't have let anyone get so close to him, especially someone as pure and innocent as Izuru. He should have listened to Shinsou and ended it when he'd still had even a slightest chance…
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/13/2010 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
To See Without Seeing by Requiem-For-a-Dying-Song reviews
After being injured by a hollow Soi Fon has found herself permanently blind can she find a new way to live in a job where she depended so heaviliy on her sight and can an old face help her through it. Enventual Yoru/Soi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,854 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Prettiest Friend by chemiskorpion0002 reviews
"You are a Kuchiki. But you're still Rukia. I can't miss my best friend's birthday just because I can't bow when I need to, right?" RenRuki. Lyric-ed
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Rukia K., Renji A. - Complete
Feeling and Numbness by capslock-nanao reviews
The loss is the bond they share. -Angsty Shunsui, Lisa, and Nanao oneshot, when Nanao was little.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Winter Frost by Corolla reviews
The cold wind is blowing and the moon is full. A broken-hearted Shuuhei is sitting deep inside the forest near a cliff, thinking, trying to clear his head. Kensei pops up to comfort him, trying to take the pain away.. Soft Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Shuuhei H., Kensei M. - Complete
Broken Hearts And Torn Up Letters by elle127 reviews
WARNING: CONTAINS CHAPTER 423 SPOILERS. He leaves a letter behind for her, to see if she is still there
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Farewell, Rukia by Kuchiki Rukia-taichou reviews
Based on Bleach manga 423. Ichigo had lost his shinigami power. And now, he will lose his most precious person. 'Goodbye, Rukia.' VIVA FFn.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Fern Flower by Stokrot reviews
About a chance meeting that turned out to be fateful...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,659 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2010 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru - Complete
The Consequences of Pride by Maeveth reviews
There are two kinds of fights: those for life, and those for pride. Both fights leave scars in their wake. ShunUki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Connect Four by Maeveth reviews
Sometimes all you have to do is connect the dots. ShunUki fluffy stuff.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2010 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
To Be a God by BinnieTheKing reviews
Nagato and the Deva Path come into contact with each other for the first time. Looking in the others' eyes was like looking in a mirror, reflected upon itself…repeating the same image, reversed, over and over again. Rating for mature themes. Nagato/Yahiko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Nagato, Yahiko - Complete
What if? by sallythedestroyerofworlds23 reviews
Ulquiorra and Orihime meet at high school. Bad first impressions mean nothing when suddenly forced to work together for a project. Will they manage to get over their differences? And what dangerous secrets are they hiding?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,157 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
After the Fall by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Threeshot. Ukitake/Stark. After-war Fic. Winning the war was easy. Recovering afterward was the hard part.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - J. Ukitake, C. Stark - Complete
In Your Face, With Tooth Paste by Hasty reviews
The birds chirping, the division exploding- it's a typical morning at the new Second Division. Yoruichi and Yumichika never did learn how to play nice.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Yoruichi S., Yumichika A. - Complete
Losing You by relic yuy reviews
Yumichika reveals the true nature of his sword in the worse possible way. Is it the beginning of the end for them? YumIkkaku. Updated, finally!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,815 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A.
Next Time by Naoko Asakura reviews
Jughead eats. Betty cooks. He remembers how much she means to him. She remembers that sometimes, the best things in life are right under your nose. REVISED WITH NEW SCENES.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
Dicipline by pehpig reviews
One shot based on an odd dream I had. I dreamed Soifon was screaming at me for being lazy. Well that's true enough. I've seen Soifon spelled a lot of different ways, but this spelling is what's on the character filter. Rated T for suggestiveness.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Suì-Fēng, M. Ōmaeda - Complete
Revenge of the Know It Alls by ncfan reviews
Yumichika and Nanao are always right, as Ikkaku finds out the hard way. Even when they have to tip the odds in order to be right.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Nanao I., Yumichika A. - Complete
the size of a man's pride by incandescens reviews
Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging, and comparing zanpakutou size is never a good idea.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Three In The Morning by frozenpixie reviews
It is never a good thing to be caught going through somebody else's desk. Especially if you are caught by your captain, the desk belongs to his little sister, and it is three o' clock in the morning.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
To The Limit by LifeWriter reviews
AU. Inoue Orihime can reject reality. Aizen Sousuke thinks he is a god. In the week between Orihime's capture and her 'rescue', Hueco Mundo gets turned upside-down. Oneshot, crack.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/12/2010 - S. Aizen, Orihime I. - Complete
Renji's thoughts by Yayuchan67 reviews
Renji's thoughts to Rukia when she has been sentenced to death. He reminisces about their relationship and his regrets. Disclaimer: Bleach and its characters belong to Tite Kubo, not to me!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Substitute Shinigami by Ellisguy reviews
Ichigo is looking forward to some time away from Rukia. Little does he know that the Soul Society has sent two others to replace her. Pairings Uryu/Nemu, Chad/Isane, Renji/Rukia, and Ichigo/Orihime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Hunted, Drowning by ncfan reviews
And miles to go before I sleep. Uryuu, Ryuuken. AU. Pre-series.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Uryuu I., Ryuken I. - Complete
My Reason by Enabeans reviews
Written for the prompt: Breathing. Academy age Ukitake and Shunsui, first meeting. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2010 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Speaking without Words by Enabeans reviews
Written for the prompt: Fireworks. Hisagi/Kira non explicit. Contemplations of an equal relationship following the betrayal. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Shuuhei H., I. Kira - Complete
Bonds Together by BleachLovergirl reviews
A short story about Ulquiorra and Orihime. It's the shortest thing i've ever written, but to me it has meaning in a small amount of words. Please review and let me know what you think. Thanx
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Sea Breeze by Enabeans reviews
Written for the prompt: Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. Ukitake spars with the newly appointed captain Zaraki. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2010 - K. Zaraki, J. Ukitake - Complete
At The Beach by CeruleanInnocence reviews
what happens when Ichigo drags Ishida to the beach..? and the poor Quincy never got the chance to say he cant even swim? IchiIshi total FLUFF... DONT LIKE DONT READ
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Anniversary by Enabeans reviews
Written for the prompt: Fine wine and a candlelit dinner for two. Ukitake x Shunsui pairing, non-graphic. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2010 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Break To Breathe by Okami Rayne reviews
Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 377,330 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Perfect Plan by RunicSiren reviews
Kenpachi has the perfect plan to make Byakuya or Kyouraku fight him, and poor Ukitake is stuck in the middle. FemUkitake Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - J. Ukitake, K. Zaraki - Complete
Not as They Seem by ncfan reviews
On her wedding night, Hisana is thankful for the times her husband doesn't ask. Byakuya x Hisana.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Hisana K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Ulquiorra's Mask by BANEHiwatari reviews
A short story of why Ulquiorra Schiffer Cifer dislikes Grimmjow Jeagerjaques, and what happened to the other half of his mask. Based off of a pic. I found on the web. So this is a disclaimer!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
On Holiday by Osthrys reviews
A series of drabbles following Byakuya and Renji's experiences while on 'vacation' in the world of the living. ByaRen, established relationship. Some crack and some fluff.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
First Kiss by TheShatteredRose reviews
When Shunsui asked him; "You've never kissed anyone before, have you, Juu?" Ukitake didn't know what to say. How can he tell his best friend that he's the reason why he's never been kissed? ShunUki
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2010 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Magic City by Devilis Kyuu reviews
AU Fic. Sasori was a successful puppet businessman. On the way to a business meeting one day, his car broke down. Deciding not to make his fellow businessmen wait for him, he got out of his car and decided to walk towards his destination when
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,579 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Masks by Tinni reviews
Obligatory Gin related fanwork following events of the Deicide chapters. Don't read if you haven't yet read chapter 417. You have been warned!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Aizen's thoughts: Bleach 417 by Game-girl209 reviews
Aizen's thoughts during chapter 417, as Ichigo comes and shows the transformation that has probably changed him forever. Flame, if you feel the need to.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2010 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K. - Complete
Ikkaku's Nightmare by machi-tan reviews
What's Ikkaku's greatest fear? That's stupid, he's not afraid of anything. That's what he thought until one dream went horribly wrong. Character Death.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Don't Bash Twilight by xRiku.Louisax reviews
This is what happens when Hitsugaya makes the wrong move and says something rather horrible about Edward Cullen ... No real Pairing - R&R
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/27/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Streetwise by vanilla.barcode reviews
After witnessing her parents' death before her eyes, Soi fon has become mute…by choice and makes a living out of being a thief in the streets. Yorusoi, definitely.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,326 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng
Across Enemy Lines by ncfan reviews
Sometimes, children see far more clearly than the adults who surround them.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Yachiru K., Lilinette - Complete
The Morning After the Night Before by Fact Vs Fiction reviews
Nanao wakes up "the morning after the night before..." ShunsuixNanao *COMPLETE*
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
A Bleach Story by Legendary Zanpaktou reviews
Introducing the Espada, And some other stuff. my first Fanfic, don't be to harsh please!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
Twice in a Lifetime by Whitecloud1 reviews
Cast adrift, existing from day to day, until a soul soothing pull breathes love into a tired life.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
His Lieutenant by ari2266 reviews
Yachiru Kusajishi - how does she deal with the loss of her beloved Ken-Chan... but is he REALLY dead? And Kenny - how will he deal with a future with... or without her?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
The Final Cry by The Evil Sniff reviews
"And she couldn't forgive herself, wouldn't forgive herself. Becuase after all, she had missed his final cry for help.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Playdates by Niry Krane reviews
Tatsuki's karate lesson with Ichigo- the day his mother was killed. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Tatsuki A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Daughters Three by ncfan reviews
She had three daughters once. Now, all that is left are her fracción.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2010 - T. Harribel - Complete
His Mother, His Lieutenant by DameM reviews
Captain Hitsugaya learns by accident that he's had parents all along in Soul Society. Now he must deal with the fact that his mother is the one person he could never have imagined she could be, his lieutenant! Companion/Sequel piece to "Her Son."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,524 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Hollow Hole Tag by CrashCourse777 reviews
Ever wonder why so many Arrancars cover their hollow holes? On an average, boring day in Las Noches, Orihime convinces Ulquiorra to tell her the story behind the ill exposed Arrancars, and it's one none of the Espada will soon forget
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Because of the Night Sky by UNseated4TH reviews
'Because of the lonely night sky…' Starrk and Lilynette have finally found others like them! But in Starrk's promotion to Espada, Lilynette struggles to find her place beside him. After an argument she runs off. Now Starrk must find his other half. 3Shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,900 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - C. Stark, Lilinette - Complete
Power by Commander Zia reviews
"'Zashi, what's that twirl on your forehead?" Hiashi's tiny finger pressed against the new, puffy red marking on his brother's face, and if he hadn't been staring into the boy's pale eyes he wouldn't have caught the flinch.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Hiashi H., Hizashi H. - Complete
Kurotsuchi Taichou Fails by Nnoitra-Szayel reviews
Mayuri Kurotsuchi's attempt to woo a certain Nanao Ise fail... which is no suprise considering how creepy he is... and the fact that he didn't listen to Shunsui! for KimikoRinSohmaHyuuga
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Mayuri K., Nanao I. - Complete
Resolution by SailorJen reviews
Will Gin survive Aizen's attack? Rangiku thinks back to what brought them to this moment as she waits for word from the fourth division. Spoilers through #416 of the manga.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Red String of Fate by Moonlight Music Mistress reviews
Tatsuki didn't tell him, but she saw his inner Hollow. Slight romance. Dark poetry. Ichigo x Tatsuki.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Tatsuki A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Moonlight on the Snow by ncfan reviews
Out of the wilderness comes a cry that can't be heard. From the falling shadows of memory and time comes a story that can't be told, a truth that can't be found. How did it come to this? GinRan. Spoilers for 416.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2010 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
I am Kuchiki Byakuya & my ViceCaptain is Desperate by Setus reviews
My name is Kuchiki Byakuya. Sometimes I wonder if I am trying too hard at being a captain since the others do not seem to share my troubles. Here is the problem, I have reasons to believe my vice captain is desperate. Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Family We Choose by RunicSiren reviews
"I can't ask forgiveness for what I've done, because I'm not sorry I did it. The only thing I regret is earning your hatred." FemUkitake Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2010 - J. Ukitake, G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
Minazuki Unleashed by Theresa Crane reviews
Ever imagined what would happen if Unohana finally fought? I imagined it and wrote out what I pictured, please enjoy, and Kubo owns Bleach for which I am eternally grateful! ACTION STORY
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2010 - R. Unohana, Ichigo K. - Complete
Reunion by eternalsailorsolarwind reviews
Another installment in the "Ishida in the Afterlife" semi-series. It's been one hundred years since the ryoka invasion. Those who sided with the ryoka take note of the day.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Cut Loose by ncfan reviews
A member of Zero Division receives an assignment.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Wonderful Tonight by Lulu-ichigo reviews
LloydxMilly. Maybe he loved her after all. Songfic. please RxR. anonymous reviews are accepted.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Lloyd A., Milly A. - Complete
A Date to Prom by ShadowDragoon32 reviews
In which Shinji learns about prom and Hiyori beats him up. As the latter in and of itself is nothing new, you may as well read to find out why. Long drabble/short one-shot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Shinji H., Hiyori S. - Complete
Smiles, Sweets, and the Dragon by RunicSiren reviews
When Hitsugaya told Ukitake he no longer wanted any more gifts he never thought she'd actually listen to him. And he never thought he'd feel guilty enough to ask Ichigo for help. FemUkitake Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2010 - J. Ukitake, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Rinse and Repeat by frozenpixie reviews
Well someone in Las Noches has to act as hairdresser. Oneshot, Tesla POV.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L. - Complete
Opportunity by RunicSiren reviews
Kyouraku reflects on missed opportunities and how they can sometimes be a good thing. Kyouraku/femUkitake Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Nasty Habit by ncfan reviews
Ryuuken gets Isshin hooked on cigarettes.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Isshin K., Ryuken I. - Complete
Being a Fake by ye'oldsoomin
Rangiku is never drunk. Just like Gin is never happy when he smiles.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/10/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
So Los Noches Fell by wanderingmusician reviews
When Orihime is bored, she wants to cook. Aizen thinks that allowing her to cook will be harmless, and allows her access to the kitchen.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Orihime I. - Complete
I Hate Him by TsukiShirro reviews
Why can't she see that I hate him with all my heart?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Suì-Fēng
Paperwork by intoxicatedasphyxiation reviews
Post SS Arc: Hitsugaya Toushirou returns to his office to find that the paperwork has been completed by no-one other than his vice captain. On a normal day, he would make a snarky comment, but today is not one of those days.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/8/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Mother and Child by Lilith003 reviews
Rukia is saddened by the fact that Toshiro has left her for Momo and kills her self what does she say in her final moments...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Rukia K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Flesh Wound by SailorJen reviews
Rangiku teleports after Gin and Aizen to finally confront Gin and to find out where their relationship stands. Ginran oneshot. Rated M to be safe. Spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2010 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Grandfather Clock by SingBenihime reviews
The ticker has stopped. Shunsui can't hold Jyuushiro forever.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
The Will To Change by moon ash reviews
When Jushiro and Rukia are sent on a mission to the real world, they think nothing of it. However, when an uncompromising position forces them together, can they find the will to change? M for language, sexual themes, lemon! Rukitake Complete
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,296 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Rukia K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Necessary Action by ncfan reviews
Nanao would like some privacy when in the hospital, and Shunsui can't take a hint. Action must be taken.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
What I wanted to happen in Bleach ch414 GinxRan by Anna519 reviews
This was written before the actual chapter came out. This is what I wanted to happen in Chapter 414, supporting a couple I like: Rangiku and Gin.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/4/2010 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Swayamvara by Amaratta reviews
/Complete/ After the war, the Shihōins decide it's time to return to their former glory. How? By pressuring the head of the clan to settle down with some nobleman, of course. But since said head is Yoruichi, things might not be so simple.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,187 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Yoruichi S., Byakuya K., Mayuri K. - Complete
Abused by sodesne ON HAITUS reviews
The abused will take no more. One of these days, they will get Ichimaru Gin to trip over his hakama. slight spoilers for ch 414
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Second Chance by Photophobic reviews
Ichigo is furious that Orihime will not be honored in the upcoming ceremony even though she died to protect them. However, when he takes a walk to blow off some steam, he finds the reason why. It seems Orihime wasn't the only one to earn a second chance.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
20 Questions by lamekirby reviews
20 random questions asked to different Bleach characters. Different character each chapter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 19,448 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009
His most perfect nail by too.cool.to.have.a.penname reviews
I'm suffering from overexposure to Kurotsuchi Mayuri's middle finger nail. Here's a story about how his love for his nail was exposed... or something.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Mayuri K. - Complete
Sunrise by lilyofthevalley2 reviews
Soi Fon and Komamura meet at sunrise and find they have more in common than the realize. Set just after SS arc.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Suì-Fēng, S. Komamura - Complete
Job Notice by Keynn reviews
The world of the living is a strange place, Hisagi should know, especially with their odd interest in tattoos, but Tatsuki may be able to iron out why that is for him. - Hisagi x Tatsuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Shuuhei H., Tatsuki A. - Complete
hatred is holy by tasteslikemiso reviews
Komamura was good; Tousen was just. Komamura, Tousen. Corruption was sinking into a darker power; corruption was abandoning your purest ideals.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2010 - S. Komamura, Tousen K. - Complete
Sakura Petals and Thin Mints by MidnightDeception reviews
Byakuya's peaceful day is thrown into turmoil by his loud, obnoxious, amazing vice-captain. Things happen, leaving Byakuya confused about Renji. Maybe Ukitake can help...ByaRen fluff.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,430 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Kenpachi's Bells by AmaterasuWings reviews
Cutesy oneshot with Kenpachi & Yachiru. Learn the origin of the bells in Kenpachi's hair!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2010 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Serpent by pyrrhicvictoly reviews
God sits upon His new throne for about a week. Then He dies. AU, post-Winter War.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
GodKilling Spear by The Lady Morana reviews
I am no angle nor am I a pious man, and worshipful love a god would demand doesn't suit me well. AiGin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Strong Enough by theMidnight.Rainfall reviews
Maybe, in the end, she just wasn't as strong as she'd thought. Drabble. Rangiku/Gin
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Seaside by GiggleParade reviews
Harribel decides to take her fraccion to the beach, which means Nnoitra will be tagging along, and Szayel, and through some unfortunate chain of events, Barragan and his circus clowns. Ggio's not happy, and Tesla apparently forgot to bring shades.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Ggio V., Tesra L. - Complete
How to Annoy Toshiro by xxForeverLostxx reviews
Ummm... This is just about how someone can annoy Toshiro Hitsugaya, and still kind of live to tell the tale. So i hope you like it.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2010 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Liking Oneself: Star Wars by Yemi Hikari reviews
Ichimaru Gin, is able to get the youngest taicho to watch the first three Star Wars movies made with him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - [G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto] T. Hitsugaya, Orihime I. - Complete
Echoes by Kachanski reviews
The echoes of past lives are always with us, just waiting to be discovered.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/28/2010 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Candy by bleach-freak45 reviews
Just a short ByaRen drabble thingy, first ByaRen thing I've ever written, please read and review, rated T just to be safe...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Strength by machi-tan reviews
Would he have done it? If a blade was placed at both their neck and there was no possible way of escape would he have given his life for Yumi's safety? In the Eleventh giving your life for someone else's was cowardly and selfish, yet here he was
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Misery Loves Company by Singer1108 reviews
Rukia catches Ichigo in an unforgivable act, and runs away from him. Will Ichigo be able to repair the damage he's caused? Songfic: Misery Loves Company by Emilie Autumn.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Cookout by Sparen reviews
A giant cookout in Seireitei with Orihime, Szayel, and Matsumoto. Who will crash first and what will go wrong? Read and find out! Rated T for minor disturbing parts.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Orihime I., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Incalculable by rii no ame reviews
For Kyouraku Shunsui, his duty as a shinigami means parting himself from his soul. Ficlet.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Linger by rii no ame reviews
In the aftermath of the Winter War, Shuuhei Hisagi struggles with wounds only he can see. Ficlet.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Shuuhei H., Kensei M. - Complete
Laser Pointers by Toxic Moon reviews
Gin ignores Aizen's orders and uses Szayel's latest invention to have some fun with the Espada. Not crack, but with a premise like that, it's getting close...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Szayelaporro G., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Decisions by FangsTrashcanOfDoom reviews
Figgy oneshot: Fang didn't know what he wanted quite yet, but Iggy did, and Iggy knew that he would do anything to get Fang with him, even if it cost Max's non-broken heart.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Off The Charts by Kachanski reviews
Its true that their sense of direction was infamous...but this is just ridiculous.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Tears of Darkness by Sheena-MFfan reviews
"I don't care what the reason, Soi Fon; I never want to see your beautiful eyes cry." Short one-shot. Yorusoi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Espada on the Beach by Clio S.S reviews
I believe this story fits well with the scenery of Europe now. After all, it's rare for us here to have as much sun as they had in Las Noches.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Fields of Heaven by thecivilunrest reviews
AU What would happen if Thresh and Rue won the Hunger Games instead? Thresh/Rue
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Thresh, Rue - Complete
Espada Interviews by gonyonomaru reviews
Want to learn more about the Espada s and Shinigami in Hueco Mundo... well here is your chance! This is a parody of what really goes on there... enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,139 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
In Love with the Bumblebee by crazyarsonist reviews
Komamura's got a little crush on that one person nobody expected him to have feelings for.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2010 - S. Komamura, Suì-Fēng - Complete
A Hypothetical Situation by Defiant Vixen reviews
She was pregnant and all Ukitake can think of is; "Sensei is going to kill Shunsui when he finds out!" How do you tell the most powerful Soul Reaper, a man who sees you as their daughter, that you're pregnant to a man he thinks is a cad? ::Shun/fem!Uki::
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/9/2010 - J. Ukitake, G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
Never Too Late To Come Home by michikittychan reviews
Song fic Never Too Late by three days grace between Sasuke and Naruto, from naruto's point of view. NOT YAOI sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Where Cinderella turns the leaf by SweetLoveCries reviews
One atypical story- Cinderella with bad temperament, sneaky Duke with even sneakier King. Also... who's the Cinderella? ItaNeji, implied NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
Doubted Love by machi-tan reviews
"Please Yumichika, I love you." The fair skinned shinagami glanced at him then scoffed at his statement. Ikkaku was taken back, "I do!" Yumi rolled his eyes, "You're just saying that." The feathered man snorted, "How ugly,"
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Something Like Family by ncfan reviews
Nanao and Lisa, from start to finish. Spoilers for Turn Back the Pendulum and Fake Karakura Town Arcs. Contains a bit of a twist ending.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,464 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Nanao I., Lisa Y. - Complete
100 Bleach Drabbles by Kaychan87 reviews
A series of short Bleach tales centered around various pairs in the Bleach-verse, both canon and crack. Edited to fix some typos and corrected name spellings to reflect official spellings
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 50,244 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
The Ninja of Oz by BrandNewOrange reviews
I think it's pretty obvious how this story will go down from its title. Sequel to "Finding Tobi" This time around the Akatsuki find themselves transported to Oz.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Akatsuki
The Finish Line by abstergos reviews
This is my take on the scene in the Accords Hall. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Red Duty, Black Honor by ObsidianJade reviews
It was inevitable, he realized, as he settled the white haori across his shoulders. Time progressed, change happened, and life went on. The intertwining lives of the Shinigami in post-War Seireitei. Slow-burn ByaRen and other pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,861 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
When Pigs Fly by Comatose Overdose reviews
Grimmjow's bored and decides to go shopping, but he finds out he has no money. So what does he do? he goes to his personal ATM, aka Ulquiorra, where they have a funny conversation ending with something unexpected. Not yaoi, no pairings.just readable crack
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Blurry by devirnis reviews
During a fight with an Arrancar, Renji takes a hit for Rukia. With his life hanging by a thread, they are finally forced to acknowlegde the feelings they've kept buried for fifty years. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - [Renji A., Rukia K.] - Complete
The Swear Jar by Palomaloma reviews
Szayel needs money to update his lab, but Aizen won't give him his credit card. With the help of the internet, he comes up with a cheap but great way to make some money using his bad-mouthed colleagues. T for swearing..a lot of it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Szayelaporro G. - Complete
The Promise by borderfame-sabrestar reviews
She's already got his heart, and he wants to have hers. But there's only one thing that Xingke can promise Tianzi. Cute and fuzzy, have fun reading.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Li X., Tianzi - Complete
Twenty Truths: Ikkaku and Yumichika by peppermint quartz reviews
20 Truths about Ikkaku and Yumichika. Pretty much safe for everyone unless you can't stand even a hint of BL. BLEACH isn't mine, and this isn't for profit.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Summer Heat by Corolla reviews
Ulquiorra moved from England, no wonder he dislikes the scorching summer sun. But this particular summer, he gets to spend it with his neighbor and big time crush Grimmjow. But problems are waiting for them, can they cope? Yaoi Fluff OOCness Graphic
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,052 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Candy by Writing bunny reviews
Why does Ukitake always give Hitsugaya all the candy?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/14/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
A Weird Question by maple the wacky tree reviews
Rukia has a problem. A "small" problem. A problem she only just realized. "Renji, why do some guys have to be so freakishly tall? It's annoying and inconvenient." rukiaXrenji
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Picking up the pieces by d'Kathethan reviews
After the last battle of the Winter War, Nanao's world comes crashing down. She falls to pieces, but has friends there to help her put herself back together. Warning, character death.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Nanao I., J. Ukitake - Complete
A Fine Line by Memories-of-the-Shadows reviews
There's always been a fine line between love and hate. Nnoitra and Neliel have always crossed it, even without realizing it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Saying Goodbye by ncfan reviews
Renji and Rukia's last night in Inuzuri.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Chappy by SparklyColours reviews
The reason why Rukia likes Chappy. Slight IchiRuki!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Rukia K. - Complete
Without a Puppetmaster by ncfan reviews
Aizen remembered Hinamori as the bit of cord he had held in his hand, until he had picked up the scissors and started snip, snip, snipping away. Dark fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - S. Aizen, M. Hinamori - Complete
Kisses, Ice Cubes, and Lollipops by EchoLoco reviews
The Tenth and Eleventh Division officer skip out on work, corrupt the younger generation, and just generally cause mayhem. Poor Hitsugaya...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2010 - R. Matsumoto, Yumichika A. - Complete
REVENGE! or What Goes Around Comes Around by OmniOminous reviews
Mayuri Kurotsuchi hatches a plot against the 11th for defiling his Squad Compound. Hilarity Ensues. Rated M for language. Just fun-ness. And Please REVIEW at the end.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Mayuri K., R. Unohana - Complete
A Normal Day in Hueco Mundo by Sparen reviews
What happens on a normal day in Hueco Mundo? Come and find out! Note that it isn't as funny as one would expect.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Patience Is A Virtue by Defiant Vixen reviews
Rukia muses about her Captain's relationship with her brother, Byakuya. Now, Rukia was a patient woman, but today may finally be the day where Byakuya finally asks Ukitake –that- question! ::Byakuya/Ukitake, female!Ukitake::
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Mistaken for Parents by ncfan reviews
Rangiku volunteers to babysit Nemu for the day, and Gin helps out in his own way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2010 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Some Things by ncfan reviews
Isshin knew Ryuuken still cared, even if he had an extremely difficult time showing it. There were some things that no father would allow to happen. Spoilers for the Arrancar Arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Isshin K., Ryuken I. - Complete
Together by soulbound nun reviews
"Don't get the wrong idea…," I muttered slowly, "But… It's you… isn't it? You want more than this?" She clutched onto my cloth with her little hand. Even without words exchanged, I already knew her answer.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/25/2010 - C. Stark, Lilinette - Complete
Theory by creatoriginsane reviews
"I have a theory, Szayel Aporro Grantz is definietly female! Or not...errr...How can I prove it?" SzaOC. Read and review! Romance is somewhat light, I accept any kind BLEACH fic requests!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Szayelaporro G. - Complete
With You Here by RunicSiren reviews
"You always fall asleep in the strangest positions." "Well, that's only when you're not with me isn't it?" Kyouraku/femUkitake One-shot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2010 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Murder on the Dancefloor by MidoriPanda reviews
New Year's Eve Sereitei party. The Female Shinigami Assosiation is up to something evil, as ever. Blame Yachiru and Rangiku. WARNINGS! LOTS of Yaoi and kind of AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,610 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Not So Subtle Differences by Darth-Taisha reviews
Non Uchiha-massacre, peaceful Konoha a few years after Shippuden. Hinata had her future all planned out, until someone unexpected came into her life and changed it. Itahina, slight Naruhina. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 112,092 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Before the Winter War by Totoromo reviews
As the Winter War is approaching, people are thinking about who is important to them, and a party brings them all together. YAOI/YURI, T only. ByaXRen, IchiXHitsu, ShunxUki,IkkaxYumi, ShuuxKira, RukiaxOri, and more.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,753 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - [Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya] [Byakuya K., Renji A.] - Complete
It's The Thought That Counts by Nyte Lite reviews
The Arrancars didn't exactly grasp the concept of romance, but they tried. UlquiorraSzayel and others. Warning: very cracky.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Szayelaporro G., Ulquiorra - Complete
I Can't Stand You by Atreyl reviews
Mello hates Matt for loving him through thick and thin. And meanwhile, Matt's hurting.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Faded by EmbraceDiversity reviews
The three of them had practically grown up together, they even considered themselves siblings. Then one day he began to distance himself from her, fading into the background, leaving her hurt and confused. ItaHina. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,045 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Kenny's Hair by Totoromo reviews
Yachiru does something to Kenpachi's hair, and why is it so freaking hot outside? A look behind how squad eleven functions. T, for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/4/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Something New by SasukeBlade reviews
Something had to give. Mary asks the Goddess for a boon, and finds herself a new life in the process. Entry for TSVF contest.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Mary - Complete
Childhood sweetheart by Kitty Petro reviews
Thanks to Yachiru stealing one of Mayuri's experimental potions, Soi Fon is turned into a 3 year old girl. What will happen with her? What will Yoruichi say when she finds out, and will Soi Fon ever turn back normal? YoruxSoi rated for moments of Yuri
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,590 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Our Fifth Seat by Clio S.S reviews
Life is not easy in 11th Division, especially if you have a black sheep among yourselves...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Smile by Without Me Your Just Awso reviews
its what i think should happen in around like ep 219 or after in the arrancar arc or wutever. Its like Shuuhei meeting Kensei after all those years an stuffz . . . i suck at summarys
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Kensei M., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Angel the Matchmaker by jessica499499 reviews
Angel's sick of her brothers not realizing they're in love with each other and decides they need a push in the right direction. This is Figgy Slash and Iggy/Fang. One shot. No spoilers past book 1. Reviews make my day!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Love in some steps by VividBlues reviews
To both the previous and the current leaders of the Onmitsukidou, assassination comes easier than falling in love.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Torn by ThoseLeftBehind reviews
One-shot. George Weasley's feelings after the death of his beloved twin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/20/2010 - George W. - Complete
I'll be there by xshrimpyx reviews
Sirius leaves home and arrives on James' doorstep. How does he react? A sweet bromance moment oneshot :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Spin The Bottle by yaoi-lover13 reviews
What happens when Grimmjow 'finds' Gin's iPod Touch? What if he pulls Nnoitra, Ulquiorra,and Szayel into it as well? GASP! Something not written for a contest! YAOI GrimXUlquiXNnoiXSzay CRACK GALORE, Adult themes and cursing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Summer Love by Kaychan87 reviews
While doing some Christmas shopping with Ichigo and Rukia, Renji reminisces about the summer he spent falling in love with an unlikely stranger - AU; ONE SHOT IchiRuki, IshiHime, RenTatsu -
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Tatsuki A., Renji A. - Complete
50 Or More Ways To Annoy Bleach Characters by Kouzumi93 reviews
The title says it all. Rated T for some slightly suggestive material. All done! Ichimaru is up!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,752 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
LongDistance Miscommunication by TheFairyMarigold reviews
AU Tenten's in China and has a feeling her grandparents want to find her a husband. Neji… well, he's not taking this very well at all… an all text-message story! Rated for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Lessons in Love by Dior Crystal reviews
Got a love problem? Ask Ulquiorra! That's exactly what Grimmjow does. Or rather, threatens him. He gives Ulquiorra a choice: help him or be humiliated. So what's it gonna be? Yaoi. GrimmUlqui. AU. Set in high school.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,340 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Fun With Mister Insanity by grawrgrawrninja reviews
Ulquiorra noticed how Nnoitra and Grimmjow were tightly gripping the seats. “Are you trash okay?” “We’re f-fine t-thank you!” Nnoitra stuttered out as Aizen started the engine. Rated for language. No pairings. Pure crack.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,495 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Awkward Love by Fourth Time's the Charm reviews
-"Kensei had split feelings over Mashiro's hair." An awkward romance between two Vizards. KenseiXMashiro, drabble/oneshot series. Rating varies per chapter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Kensei M., Mashiro - Complete
Music Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by TheVillainofTheStory reviews
Shikamaru is bothered by the noise coming from the apartment below him. Temari doesn't plan on being quiet. It's a recipe for romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Fang's Retaliation: Backfire! by flYegurl reviews
Fang tries to get back at Iggy for an unknown reason... only it completely backfires! Sexual references, mild adult theme... may later change rating to 'M' if I get any complaints. Flames welcome.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Childhood Friends by SomethingIDontKnow reviews
This is a Fic i wrote in class after a friend asked about my cellphone background. The pic is a teen age Kisame painting the nails of a young Itachi. So, this is how that came to be and what happened after.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Just Friends by elric0sis reviews
When Kisame gets a new girlfriend, how will Itachi react? Will they hook up or remain 'just friends? Rated for violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Pendulum's Promise by YuMiKo Productions reviews
Why has Shinji put up with Hiyori's abuse through the years? The answer is within this story so read to find out! Contains swearing and speculation before the TBTP Arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Shinji H., Hiyori S. - Complete
Reverse Geass by Dragons Chaotica reviews
Lelouch should have told Suzaku he was alive, before Kanon found out. And C2 should have figured out how to undo the geass, before Kanon did. Because Kanon loves and serves the White Prince. Not this imposter. Schneizel/Kanon, Lelouch/Suzaku
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,915 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Schneizel E.B., Kanon M. - Complete
St Patrick's Espada by bleachUlquiGrimm reviews
Aizen sends the Espada off to celebrate St. Patrick's Day in the World of the Living! How will this turn out?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Complete
Dead Espadas by Bankai Betty reviews
DONE. Grimmjow's fight with Ichigo left him dead. Forced into his new afterlife, he finds himself in the Living World. Soliciting help from the only source available to him now requires him asking for it. Nicely. Orihime/Grimmjow/Ulquiorra - Some OOCness
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,750 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Fearing Goodbye by Kalow reviews
Momo Hinamori was born with a terminal heart condition. Knowing that she will die young, she avoids making friends or other attachments that she will have to say goodbye to. But when she falls in love with Toushiro Hitsugaya, this begins to change.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,801 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Six Months by RosettaWuzHere reviews
Ukitake reveals the true extent of his illness to Nanao Ise. UkitakexNanao.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - J. Ukitake, Nanao I. - Complete
Skeletons in the Closet by Fading into the background reviews
No one can run from their past forever. What will happen when Nanao's past comes back to haunt her? Will her Taicho be the one to stay at her side or will everything unravel?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 201,058 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Shall We Dance? by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
AU. Shunsui Kyoraku is an experienced ice dancer with several world titles. The only thing he's missing is a trip to the Olympics. His problem? He doesn't have a partner.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 14,402 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Clouds by Dreadful Virtue reviews
Yachiru's birthday. Warning: ByakuyaxZaraki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Promises Under A Cherry Blossom Tree by LadiiAJ95 reviews
Byakuya knows his wife is dying, so he promises her that he will do anything to make her last few weeks the most special weeks in her life.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,770 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Byakuya K., Hisana K. - Complete
First Kiss by LadiiAJ95 reviews
Byakuya never thought that his first kiss would be with the demon cat, and he never thought he would like it so much.Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
The First Day by ObsidianJade reviews
Byakuya Birthday fic. "Renji, it is the most exquisite gift I have ever received, and I thank you." Heavy on the Bya/Ren fluff!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Bleached Magic by JerichosPhantom reviews
Ichigo,Renji,Rukia,Toushiro, Rangiku and Byakuya go to Hogwarts to teach kidou. Meanwhile Harry and Co. are off to Hogwarts to finish 7th year. RonHerm,slight HarryGinn RenRuki,GinRan,UlquiHime
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,698 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Harry P., Orihime I. - Complete
Clever Mom by hiddenmoonlyt reviews
Everyone knows that in college independence in gained, parties are held, and studying is inevitable. College is a refuge from hasty judgment and rules, or in other words: Parents. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Sick on you by Malthazar Lord of Shadows reviews
He's sick as a dog, with no one to blame but himself. Hitsu/Matsu Finished
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,159 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Always Had by cursedlonelyheart reviews
After finally confessing his love to Karin, Chad is taken away for a month-long mission. In Soul Society, Chad broods on what Karin’s answer might be. In the real world, Karin is left to contemplate about her own feelings. She had always like Chad but...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Chad/Y. Sado, Karin K. - Complete
Replacement by KimikoRinSohmaHyuuga reviews
When Yamamoto dies, who will follow in his footsteps?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Untouchable by Shihoin82 reviews
Soi Fon is portrayed as the rich girl for a change .Ive maintained most of the character and personality of most of the YoruSoi fanfics here because I love them anyway. Reviews are always welcomed.Rated T,possibly M for later chaps.YURI.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,608 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S. - Complete
The Naming of a Loner by Specklefur reviews
What happens when an apprentice who wishes to become a warrior is a loner? Contains spoilers for Eclipse. If you squint and turn your head...
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Barley, Ravenpaw - Complete
A Challenge by NorthernTrash-x reviews
500 Bleach ficlets, for just about every character, pairing and scenario you could imagine. Yaoi/Yuri/Het/etc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 102,272 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Eavesdropping by leila-blue reviews
Byakuya is eavesdropping on Renji and Ichigo and - wait, did he just hear his name! ByakuyaxRenji
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
To Care For Someone by Gaara's Himitsu reviews
One-shot, It's Haku's birthday and Zabuza has decided to finally let the boy know he cares about him. After pretending that he hasn't known about this day, he plans a series of surprises that Haku never sees coming.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
The secret Santa's of Soul Society 2 by Kitty Petro reviews
Very belated Christmas story, sequel to last years Secret Santa. The Sou taicho Yamamoto force all the taicho's and fuku taicho's to do a Secret Santa project to each other. Contains a lot of Christmas love
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,066 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Aurora Nights by Vampyre Heartbreak reviews
RenRuki, T for language. He had to force himself to stay away, because the star and the dog were not meant to be. Complete. EternalDream's FLOL Christmas present! :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Would you like to dance? by Fayre Vala reviews
Rukia/Renji One Shot. It's the most wonderful time of the year! Rukia goes to Rangiku's Christmas party with low hopes, as always. But she doesn't realize that something very different is about to happen this year...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Rukia K., Renji A. - Complete
Shinji's Hair day by CrazedChaos reviews
Hyori plays a trick on poor shinji.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Hiyori S., Shinji H. - Complete
Prisoner by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Gaara Sabaku does not love. Nor does he touch or feel. But Gaara's changing. And it's all thanks to one boy. One boy he would do anything for. Christmas present for LostProcess. KibaXGaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Kiba I., Gaara - Complete
Match Me by x nihilo reviews
*Complete* Shunsui, with his vast knowledge of the shinigami psyche, plays matchmaker to the good, the bad, and the ugly. Nanao gets stuck with the paperwork. Now up: "Thursday Evening"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 74,040 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
The Monkey & The Moon by Siix0-Beautiixo reviews
A confession is exchanged. Who says it? One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Rukia K., Renji A. - Complete
Marcia's Birthday by Defying Silence reviews
Today is Marcia's birthday, and does anyone remember it? Follow Marcia's hilarious day as she tries to get someone to say "Happy Birthday" to her. Is it even worth it? Magyk in a Box is not on hold. ONESHOT. R&R
Septimus Heap - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Marcia O., Septimus H. - Complete
The Mixer by Chelbi reviews
Renji and Rukia attempt to make a cake for Ichigo's birthday while Orihime distracts him. "It doesn't say that'll happen!" Rated T for Renji's mouth. Drabble.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Rukia K., Renji A. - Complete
Shinigami, Meet Magic! by ThexWhitexPhoenix reviews
Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, Ichimaru! These three are going to Hogwarts to protect the students, to protect the teachers, and most of all, Hogwarts itself! Okay kidding, their main priority, the Golden Trio. And a fourth character is coming, but who? R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,288 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
One More Turn by Oceans in Hand reviews
They meet him in the little playground around the corner from his family’s home. Rukia made sure to bring the rice balls he likes. IchiRenRuki.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Rukia K., Renji A. - Complete
Thanksgiving in Las Noches by ElectricStarchild reviews
It seemed like an ordinary Thursday to the Espada - that is, until Aizen said something that would change the entire day. Rated T for slight language. I own none of the characters mentioned.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J. - Complete
But Come Back To Me by VioTanequil reviews
Ruri’iro Kujaku had just about enough. He was done with this stupid, stupid arrangement, and he was going to jolly well make sure Yumichika knew that. Now, he just needed to see that idiot shinigami to tell him that. K for slight language.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Ruri'iro K., Yumichika A. - Complete
Kenpachi the Guardian by Galilhai reviews
It's not always so easy to be a parent for a small child, especially not when it's about Kenpachi Zaraki and Yachiru Kusajishi...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,203 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Dangerous by ncfan reviews
Shizune may be more dangerous than her mistress.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Shizune - Complete
Trick Gone Wrong? by laharvey125 reviews
Itachi pesters Pein to upgrage their ancient internet service, but no luck. So he plays a trick on Pein, but with unexpected results... ::WARNING -- mild yaoi reference::
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Mama Dragon by Stargaterdii reviews
In short, the dragon seemed to think that the Shinigami captain was one of her babies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/16/2009 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Sogyo no Kotowari by OLDSaphSoul reviews
WARNING: Fluff, maybe some spoilers, based on the Zanpakuto Tales Unknown arc. How I think Sogyo no Kotowari and Ukitake should meet.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/14/2009 - J. Ukitake, Sogyo no K - Complete
The Epic Fall of the Great Lord Aizen by BrightBurningFlames reviews
The "Great Lord Aizen" could never be conquered... Or so he believed. But what happens when a certain blind shinigami and a glass of water get in the way of his plans? WARNING! EXTREMELY CRACK, HIGHLY RANDOM, AND QUITE HILARIOUSLY STUPID!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/7/2009 - S. Aizen, Tousen K. - Complete
Last Chance by funkypineapples reviews
he crushed her, left her in the dust and breaking himself while so. now what? rated T cuz i'm not sure. one-shot HitsuKarin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/6/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 101 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Breathe Again by KimikoRinSohmaHyuuga reviews
Ukitake's last TB attack. He spends it with the people close to him. This could be ShunUki if you're very good at squinting.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Published: 11/1/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Knowledge Gained by RuneYue reviews
If there was one thing Yachiru would take away from this wayward trip it was that ninja's did not always land on their feet when tossed from third story buildings.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Tsunade S., Yachiru K. - Complete
The Dateless Princess by EnyoAzul reviews
Yumichika helps a very teenage Yachiru find a “prince” for the Annual Seireitei Dance. Some IkkaYumi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Yumichika A., Yachiru K. - Complete
Into The Chamber Again by isolemnlyswearthatiamup2nogood reviews
The story begins from Hermione’s point of view right before Harry leaves for the Ravenclaw common room with Luna, in Deathly Hallows. Hermione and Ron venture into the Chamber of Secrets to get basilisk fangs. Full of love, laughter, and melancholy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Camping With Akatsuki by Nanaki Lioness reviews
Akatsuki, a campfire, toasted marshmallows and ghost stories. It was such an idyllic thought in theory. In practise, Pain wonders if he suffered from a moment of idiocy when he suggested it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Dreaded Day by Catxisxme reviews
This was a story I revised a couple times over 4 years A second-grader named Tenten is going to the dentist for the first time. She dreads it. A bit random, please read! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Tenten - Complete
A Royal Halloween by Yunagirl07 reviews
Sasuke lost a bet to Naruto. He now has to go to a Halloween party dressed like a Princess. And guess who the Prince is?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Black Veiled Mourners, Bygone Age by ncfan reviews
It was the end of an era. They were possibly the only ones left alive to remember. Two people who were at once enemies and friends meet after long, scarring years, unable to deny that they have both changed, watching the sun set on their era.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Shizune, Kabuto Y. - Complete
When the Snow Falls by Yih reviews
COMPLETE! When Rukia came into Byakuya's life, he saw her as an obligation. As time goes by, as Rukia entrenches herself deeper into Byakuya's world, will he finally see her as something more than just a promise made years ago.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 57,920 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Hard to Forgive by Tiro reviews
Banished from Konoha after an accident with Kyuubi, Naruto swears to come back too powerful to be brought down. Years pass with no sign. Until they hear a Hidden Village has risen, and its' residents are demons and outcasts. Will they find Naruto there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,325 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 2,449 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pranks by Tehri reviews
They had always been keen on pulling pranks on people. And it was time to show Seireitei that they still had it in them. Disclaimer! I do not own Bleach in any way!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Smile At Me by Tehri reviews
Juushirou wonders why Shunsui has not shown up to visit him after he recovered from an attack of his illness. Disclaimer! I do not own Bleach in any way whatsoever!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,159 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
The Peacock's Power by Kachanski reviews
Yumichika has always believed that if Kenpachi ever found out about his Zanpaktou he would face ridicule and ostracism, but Kenpachi has a very different take on his Fifth seat's abilities. After all, Yumichika has always been rather...unconventional
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2009 - K. Zaraki, Yumichika A. - Complete
Meowing For Justice by starlit skyes reviews
When Draco is turned into a kitten thanks to Goyle's stupidity, it is ironic that in spite of the efforts of Professor Snape and Goyle himself, his fate lies in the soft, small hands of Ginny Weasley - that is, when those hands aren't busy bathing him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Highest Stake by d'ihshtri reviews
Under the orders from Yamamoto the group of shinigami goes deep into Rukongai.There are times when secrets are revealed in unexpected circumstances, and Renji has more of them than his companions ever suspected...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,583 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Who Needs Dylan and Max? by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
When Max tells Fang she's having trouble choosing between Fang and the Winged Wonder, Dylan, Fang goes to Iggy to vent out his frustrations. Iggy helps Fang through his frustrations...In more ways than one. Mylan & Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Kenpachi Wants Cookies by RabidSheep reviews
Kenpachi and Yachiru switch bodies for a day after an accident in Mayuri's lab. They try to carry on like normal but its not easy when the captian of the 11th is acting like a little girl.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Duty and Desire by Byafan reviews
Sent to earth on a mission, undercover as a couple, and forced to investigate in a nightclub, Byakuya and Rukia come face to face with feelings they never knew they had for each other. Contains fast cars, loud music and… hotel rooms? Oneshot ByaxRukia
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Fear by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
A lot of things stand between Yumichika and Bankai. Like the fact that he can't even tell his best friend the truth about his sword... Friendship only. Better than summary! Give it a try! NOW COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,710 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Leave out all the rest by Anki-Shai reviews
There is so much more about love that they would, probably, never understand. But, as long as they are together everything is fine with the world.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,209 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Ninja Club by Goddess33 reviews
Gaara dreams of a past that may or may not have occurred. When he attends a new school, he learns he's not the only one. Alternate universe story... kinda.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,829 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
The One with the Eye Patch by GumTree22 reviews
Joey gets an eye patch when the duck pecks him in the eye. please read and review.funny!
Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Mistletoe Enchantments by Your sweetest dream reviews
When Dumbledore comes up with an idea to encourage holiday spirit, what will happen? What ensues when you combine misletoe, Hermione, Severus, a detention, and a deserted hallway at night? One-shot. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Chocolate by Anynymys1 reviews
Another story for the Bleach Romance Contest... Set in the Winter War, Ukitake is in a coma and Kiyone watches over him. The ending is hilarious even if that is all you read.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2009 - J. Ukitake, Kiyone K. - Complete
For Sensei by Dior Crystal reviews
The following words that came out of Sentaro's mouth nearly gave Ukitake a heart attack; "IF YOU CAN KISS SENSEI, I'M GOING TO KISS HIM TOO!" UkitakexKiyone. And very little of one-sided UkitakexSentaro. AU. Student/Teacher.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2009 - J. Ukitake, Kiyone K. - Complete
Under the Dragon Moon by I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi reviews
In the dead of night, under cover of darkness, her village was attacked. She's been living in the village hidden in the leaf for many years; the tragic past of her former village forgotten... or so she thought.NxT OCxOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,945 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Matsumoto's Package by CatnipKitteh reviews
Matsumoto orders something online. Toushiro has to sign for it. Hilarity ensues.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2009 - R. Matsumoto, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The best Christmas party? by Evil giraffe reviews
Christmas is coming to Soul Society and the annual Christmas party is coming up. But where is it at? And what will happen there? Read to find out! Various pairings.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,523 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
A Normal Day by Kimina-san reviews
My version of a normal day for Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki vs twilight by AlysonOfrell reviews
The Akatsuki have a new enemy, the twilight books!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Konan - Complete
Waking up in Hueco Mundo by Kurotsuki-Tenchi reviews
Shirotsuki-Tenchi: A song-fic based on Katy Perry's Waking up in Vegas... Bleach style!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Matchmaking Ichimaru Style by Tinni reviews
Ichimaru is bored and decides to matchmake Kira and soifon. Will it end in disaster? Or be the start of something wonderful? One thing is for certain... actually with Ichimaru involved, nothing is for certain.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - I. Kira, Suì-Fēng - Complete
Finding Tobi by BrandNewOrange reviews
In which Tobi decides to cast a spell, causing the Akatsuki to ruin your favourite childhood movies. rating raised for safety, due to language only
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,926 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Small Steps by randomcat23 reviews
What if the star fell from the sky to be with the dog? Does the dog still have to prove his worth? RenRuk. Post Soul Society.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Broken Apart by Vampire Girl for LIFE reviews
Renji and Rukia are back from Heuco Mondo and are falling in love. What will happen when they are forced to be seperated? COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,454 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Rukia K., Renji A. - Complete
Capture my What? by Bishimimou reviews
The Winter War is won, and now the Seretei is at a loss what to do in their peace. So why not coujure up a nice game of Capture the flag, with a healthy side of a wager? AU basically... I guess set after published manga. YoruSoi COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,566 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S. - Complete
One Day Like This by BrandNewOrange reviews
Sasori and Deidara welcome the dawn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Syzael's Experiment by death princess saya reviews
Syzael is allowed to put one of his experiments on some of the male arrancars in Heuco Mundo. Its a serum that turns them into women! What will happen when the unsuspecting arrancars wake up the next day to find that they've been turned female?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Szayelaporro G., S. Aizen - Complete
With Ignorance Comes Bliss by Mikuzu reviews
Orihime Inoue is the prisoner of Las Noches...or so she thought. But she might not be the only one who's trapped. UlquiHime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,337 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Smile by OccultXLovers reviews
Tenten thinks Neji should smile more. Ficlet. First time writing NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Ashes, Ashes, We All Fall Down by Roxius reviews
It's rather difficult being public about your love life...when the person you sleep with is your older sister. 20 random sentences of Isane X Kiyone. Shoujo ai, incest, lesbian, yuri. Please R & R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Isane K., Kiyone K. - Complete
The Peeves Hat by Schermionie reviews
/Nick would never quite forgive Peeves for this one./ Peeves sabotages the Sorting Ceremony of 1971, unintentionally bringing together four young minds which might otherwise have simply... passed each other by. Marauders fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,619 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Lily Evans P., Peeves, Nearly Headless Nick, Marauders - Complete
Divorce Court by Paper Bullet reviews
Ichigo and Rukia have been divorced and re-married thirty two times. Quite frankly, the judges were tired of their faces. IchiRuki ONESHOT
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
A Simple Discretion While Loving by Chirushi reviews
Could they keep their office love as a secret? Not even a conversation would ruin it. Shuuhei/Nanao. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Shuuhei H., Nanao I. - Complete
Revelation by DoraCatBuu reviews
Misa Amane has had enough of Light and Takada, and after a brutal fight, runs from Light. Desperately worried for her sake, Light realizes he went too far, and rushes to find her. With help from Matt and Mello, will he mend Misa's broken heart?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Light Y., Misa A. - Complete
Why Do You Have to Leave? by goth4ever reviews
It's not just the loss of one captain, but of two... Shonen-ai KyorakuxUkitake
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Emotional Play by goth4ever reviews
Mayuri plants a emotion chip in Ukitake's neck and poor Kyoraku is the victon of it all. Ukitake x Kyoraku yaoi rated M for the strong Language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Romance Between A Bee and A Gorilla by Roxius reviews
If he's really as useless and stupid as Soifon claims, then why does she even bother keeping him around? Here's the least possible answer. 30 random sentences of Omaeda X Soifon. Mentions of YoruSoi. OOCness is required. Please R & R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Suì-Fēng, M. Ōmaeda - Complete
Paper Hearts by Aleia15 reviews
Now Renji wasn't sure if he'd call them love-letters, exactly; he had no idea how to call them at all. Byakuya/Renji
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Decision Time by koa-chan reviews
Decision time. It rings a bell in Kanon's ears, and as they sit in their prison cell, he looks over to his prince. / Kanon/Schneizel
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Kanon M., Schneizel E.B. - Complete
Give Me a Damn Reason by Pollux Unbound reviews
The last thing Soi Fon needs is to be required to teach someone like Hisagi Shuuhei how to do a Ban Kai, which the latter needs to master urgently. Little does she know that he has learned Ban Kai long before now. ShuuheixSoi Fon. ShuSoi One-shot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Suì-Fēng, Shuuhei H. - Complete
The loss of what I've found by Uchihas1010Hyuuga reviews
Itachi lost his memories, TenTen was assigned to help him... Why was he even injured to begin with? -New Chapter. Akatsuki on the move!-ItachixTenTen- minor NejixTenTen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,657 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Itachi U., Tenten
Late in the dark by GayItachi reviews
Itachi and Orochimaru are on drugs? See what happends when Orochimaru had to much. Warnings: Not Yaoi! Rated T for drug use, cussing and what not. Love you MAzzy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
Two Roads by DarkToLight reviews
“Well, I, uh, didn’t rescue you, but, um, can I have points for trying?” -HanataroxRukia- -full of angsty fluff. You may be crying sugar. You have been warned.-
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hanatarō Y., Rukia K. - Complete
Easter Espada by brokensocks reviews
Ulquiorra, Orihime, Grimmjow, Nnoitra, Halibel, Zomarri, Yammy, Barragon, Szayel, and Stark embark on Aizen's Grand Easter Egg Hunt.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,290 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Five Shinigami Walk Into a Bar by vicioux reviews
The unholy trinity that is Grimmjow, Rangiku and Maiko are giving Renji and his love life a helping hand whether he wants one or not . The target? Byakuya Kuchiki. The chances of this not ending in disaster? They'll get back to you on that one...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Run fukutaicho run! by divinerose490 reviews
Got to thinking, what would it be like if there was a hug-your-fukutaicho day? The answer is chaos! Taken from my friend's fanfic Mint:Shinigami there is OCness but also loads of the original Bleach characters! My first story! Please review!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Renji A., R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Next Top Model by C. Jordan reviews
*Finale* The Next Top Model gets new contestants. Tyra gets more than she bargained for. Written with Sam-Junno and Renji's Girll.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,306 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Yoruichi S., R. Matsumoto - Complete
525,600 Minutes by Yorusoi reviews
At Yoruichi's request, Soifon grudgingly spends a day hanging out with Kisuke. But she may find that can actually enjoy the salesman's company. THIS DOES CONTAIN A YURI PAIRING! DON'T LIKE, THEN PLEASE DON'T READ. AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Suì-Fēng, K. Urahara - Complete
No Words To Express COMPLETED by RabidSheep reviews
‘You have made you point clear, sir. You don’t have to do this.’ The boy whimpers, his throat cracking in fear and fresh coating of sweat covers his skin. The scientist smiles coldly at the shinigami’s fear of death. “Oh, but I do.”
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,196 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Mayuri K., Nemu K. - Complete
Jai Ho by Enchantable reviews
A cold snap forces Kensei and Mashiro to snuggle. This causes them to evaluate the side of their relationship that only seems to come out when liquor is involved. Question is, can they be something more and still be themselves?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,373 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kensei M., Mashiro - Complete
Kurenai as Megara by Gothic Dancer reviews
7th Naruto Disney Princess story. Asuma wants to rejoin his father among the other Konoha gods, but to do that, he must prove he's a true hero. Can the beautiful Kurenai help him defeat Hidan, who longs to take over as King? AsumaxKurenai
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,016 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Dating Damien by random fanfic writer reviews
One idea of how the Twins may have met Damien. Some elements from Marked and Betrayed.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Erin B., Damien M. - Complete
The Big Love by GoesKaboom reviews
A rare glimpse inside an even rarer family with multiple husbands. Akatsuki Crack like you've never seen it before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,512 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Love Hidden in the Snow by Suki-Itami reviews
Haku always loved Zabuza, but just didn't know how to say it. When he finally finds the way to say it, he realizes that his feelings will never be returned, so he takes the mission to kill Tazuna. ----Obviously changed from the anime/manga---- Zabu/Haku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Coming Out of The Closet by Healing of Harms reviews
The Flock has saved the world. Max and Fang have an awkward conversation and stuff gets said and their relationship is changed forever. One-Shot! SLASH! CRACK! FAX, FangxIggy implied IggyxNudge, IggyxElla T for safety! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Life is a Ball by ToastWeaselofDOOM reviews
-AU- After the car crash that killed his parents, Hitsugaya has to come to terms with their death while dealing with a whole new life and a whole new school. -Chapter fic. Ukitake and Hitsugaya centric. NO pedophile!Ukitake. Pairings later on.-
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,746 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
Storytelling Talents and Acting Skills by koa-chan reviews
It was a gentle world, and a very innocent harmless picnic. But Schneizel's acting skills and Kanon's storytelling talent had been put to test. Cornelia was laughing hard, though. / Kanon/Schneizel. crackfic, implied yaoi
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Schneizel E.B., Kanon M. - Complete
Family Matters by SoldierG65434-2 reviews
Yoruichi and Soifon have some news to tell their parents.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng - Complete
The Kiss by HorcruxFinder reviews
Magnus/Alec. Oneshot. Sometimes a simple kiss can change everything. Sometimes you have to let your feelings be known. No matter what the cost. Written post-CoG. Hall of Accords scene from a different POV. Rated for brief language.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Dawn by TruePein reviews
A strange group is looking for Edward for unknown reasons. It all starts when Edward discovers a red-haired teenager. Find out why. Or not. I don't really care. NarutoxTwilight crossover. T for violence and lime. Not what you think. Trust me.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Akatsuki, Edward - Complete
Unfaithful by SilverSkugga reviews
HisagiKira songfic to Unfaithful by Rhianna. Hisagi is cheating on Kira with Renji. Shonen-ai, implied yaoi. HisagiKira, HisagiRenji, mentioned GinKira. Rated T to be safe.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Shuuhei H., I. Kira - Complete
Torture Days by Snow Cover reviews
Kondo feels that Hijikata and Okita’s recent fights have caused inconvenient consequences, so the two are punished Death Note style. Hijikata and Okita must overcome this torture and defeat the troublesome chain that binds their wrists. HxO
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,333 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Okita S., Hijikata T. - Complete
If I Knew You Then: Part 1 by Ruchira reviews
AU, inspired by the line in Day of Honor: "I wish I had known you back then." A chance encounter between two cadets sends both down a different path as they make their way through Starfleet Academy and the beginnings of their Starfleet careers. P/T.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,888 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - T. Paris, B. Torres - Complete
Kill Odysseus by Roxius reviews
Li Xingke was willing to do anything to get Tianzi out of her marriage with Odysseus...even if that meant having to marry Odysseus himself! One-sided Odysseus X Li Xingke, but for humorous purposes. The title is a parody of 'Kill Bill'.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Odysseus E.B., Li X. - Complete
Why Espada Should Not Make Tea by HeraldHealer reviews
What happens in Heuco Mundo when Aizen has to send his Espada to the living world to obtain tea. Oneshot, please review.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
New Years Kiss by 1moonwitch reviews
Ibiki x Shizune! One mandatory holiday party...Two wallflowers... One steamy kiss..all ending in love!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Ibiki M., Shizune - Complete
A Modest Proposal by NakeBenihime reviews
RenRuki one-shot. Byakuya summons Rukia and Renji to see him at his mansion to make a very shocking request of them...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Stolen moment by Elkica reviews
Byakuya x Renji; Without the promise not to break rules Byakuya’s life would be so much happier, but such as it is the only thing he has are stolen moments.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Hot Springs by warp 80 reviews
the hot springs were a secret between Yoruichi, Soifon, and Komamura. Until a cretain soul reaper spills the secret, and made up some gossip about Komamura and Soifon.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - S. Komamura, Suì-Fēng - Complete
Barbie Dancing by goth4ever reviews
Ukitake Jyuushirou and Kyoraku Shunsui get in trouble for blowing up half of Canada. what does Yamamoto make them do because of this act? YAOI KyorakuxUkitake
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Orochimaru Saves? Christmas by Selvanic reviews
A total crack fic. Christmas hits a bit of a snag, and Kabuto manages to convince Orochimaru to do the right thing. For the wrong reason. Implied OroKabu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Christmas Presence by Raine Ishida reviews
It's Christmas Day and the gang is celebrating at Gaara and Tenten's; who gets what gift? Sasuke has a special, unexpected gift for Naruto that sends him reeling. Light and fluffy, AU, GaaTen, SasuNaru, ShikaTem, adults, married. Merry Christmas, FFnet.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Gaara, Tenten - Complete
The One With the Space Mountain Incident by shopgirl152 reviews
So Ross has about 10 tacos. And anyway, we're on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little iffy. Monica: Oh my God. He threw up? Chandler: No, he visited a little town south of throw up. Here's the whole story of what happened that fateful day!
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Chandler B., Ross G. - Complete
Letting Go by moon ash reviews
When Byakuya finds out about Rukia's relationship with her captain, how will he react to their secret nights of passion? And will Jushiro be able to convince Byakuya that love can outstrip Nobility? Rukitake one-shot, M for lime/lemon, language etc.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Rukia K., J. Ukitake - Complete
A Sorta Fairytale by sakuyavalentine reviews
Microfic collection. Guilford x Cornelia.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Cornelia L.B., Gilbert G.P. G. - Complete
Prisoner of the Mind by Psychick23 reviews
“You’re late,” he accuses with hard cold eyes. Obito just smiles that too-wide grin of his.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
Blind by Reona-chan reviews
He couldn't see, couldn't see the look on my face, couldn't see the joy he brought me. And yet, he would smile, absentmindedly - beautifully. Fang/Iggy slash!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Howl by Sirona reviews
Renji and Zabimaru. There are some things you just don’t share with anyone else except your zanpakutou. And then only because you don’t have any other choice.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Renji A., Zabimaru - Complete
Crash Into Me by Enchantable reviews
It was how they worked. She was one side, he was the other and they crashed in the middle. A oneshot about Kensei and Mashiro, mentions Shinji/Hiyori
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Mashiro, Kensei M. - Complete
Minazuki by Kalow reviews
Ukitake, Kyouraku, and Unohana work to achieve Shikai during their academy days, but Unohana doesn't like hers at first. Eventually however, she sees the value in Minazuki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2008 - R. Unohana - Complete
And All This for a Lousy Pictorial? by crazyarsonist reviews
Nanao asks Iba if he and his association are willing to pose for a pictorial. Iba refuses and confronts Nanao with threats. Nanao threatens him back. But when Hisagi suddenly pops out of nowhere...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Iba T., Nanao I. - Complete
On the Wrong Foot by GrnEydDvl reviews
Hitsugaya Toushiro and Kurosaki Karin are stuck in a blind arranged marriage, and it’s hate at first sight. But first impressions can be deceiving. Can they overcome their initial negative reactions and learn to love each other? HitsuKarin AU
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,036 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
Photos by Evil giraffe reviews
Renji is looking for an extra pen in Byakuyas desk and finds something quite different... no pairings, just humor
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Reeducation by Five seas reviews
Let's face it, men are pigs.' Nanao said. 'They don't help out, they don't let the toilet seat down and they definitley can't understand women.'. 'Then let's give them a hand.' Rangiku chipped merrily. ShunNao HitsuMatsu and more. Finis!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 85,052 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
The Red Wire by tanyart reviews
Sometimes dealing with Fang was like trying to diffuse a ticking bomb. The only difference was that Iggy had no idea when the proverbial bomb would explode because quite naturally, Fang didn’t come with a timer. SLASH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Akatsuki's Daughter by spriterx reviews
Au: Konan and the Akatsuki adopted Temari when she was just a baby.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 79,610 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Temari, Konan - Complete
Silvery by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
It had to be the fact that he called her by her name. Not fukutaichou. Not Ise-san. And most definitely not Nanao-chan. Nanao. Just Nanao. A NanaoxGin fic requested by FlyingSnails.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Nanao I., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Calculations by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Yachiru and Shunsui stumble across Nanao's favorite toy.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Shunsui K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Scarlet Linen by Rukuya reviews
Byakuya Kuchiki just moved to Karakura Town and is attending Karakura High. Where he meets the mysterious Rukia, a girl just like him in many way's. I'm no good at summaries. AU. ByaXRuki Vampire Fic. No Flames!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Food Boy and Barbie by StoryOfMyLife975 reviews
Request. Ino is miserable at her new school. She misses all her old friends back in Suna, and she doesn't know how she's going to survive here...that is, until she encounters someone who just might be able to help her through. ChoIno. Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
The Lie Detector Ring by Merciless Ruby reviews
Matsumoto and Momo both have a lie-detector ring, in which if they lie, the ring vibrates. So, what happens when Toushiro asks both of them some questions? HitsuHina!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
I Like You Just The Way You Are by Fangirlofrandomness reviews
It's the day after Alanna agreed to marry George, but for some reason, he still isn't believing it completely. How can Alanna convince him she really does want to be the wife of the former Prince of Thieves? Alanna/George
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Alanna, George - Complete
Not According to Plan by The Dragon Guardian of the Sea reviews
The SWA was going to the beach. Shunsui is going way out of his way to see his Nanao in a swimsuit. Or less.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Phone A Friend by nashi-hime reviews
Mizuiro insists that Keigo tell their friends about their secret relationship, be he doesn't feel ready for that yet.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Mizuiro K., Keigo A. - Complete
Human Nature by La Romanesque reviews
Shunsui wanted to keep her in close, because he had lost the woman he had let go, and Nanao wanted to keep him at a distance, or he might never let her grow to match that woman. The memory of her friendship with Yadomaru Lisa haunts Nanao a century later.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,753 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Nanao I., Lisa Y. - Complete
Dishonesty by FenMoon reviews
Did they really think that they could hide this from her forever? request fic for FriendoftheVampires892, Chouza/Inoichi yaoi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Inoichi Y., Chōza A. - Complete
Wonderweiss Big Day by Moonlight Ace reviews
Tousen tries to teach Wonderweiss some new words, but ends up learning them from a new friend. Slight naruto crossover
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Wonderweiss M., Tousen K. - Complete
Soul Reapers Can Be Ninja Too! by sayjay1995 reviews
Ichigo, Orihime, Chad, and Uryu get stuck in a storm and end up in the world of Naruto! Can Ichigo and his friends prove that they can be ninja, or will Naruto and the rest of squad 7 drive them insane? Bleach and Naruto crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,105 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Naruto U., Ichigo K. - Complete
I Should Have Seen This Coming by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
I'm Kurosaki Ichigo and I'm an idiot. Fortunately I'm not alone - all my friends are idiots too. Raid the Seireitei, hah! That sounds like a brilliant plan! I mean, what on earth could POSSIBLY go wrong with a plan like that?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Ichigo K.
Espada Prank Wars by fanfictionusername reviews
The Espada play pranks on each other but who's leading? R&R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
24 Chips of Bone to Make a Mask to Hide the Truth by Tasogare-Taichou reviews
A series of vignettes following Shinji and Hiyori's evolving relationship.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,632 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Hiyori S., Shinji H. - Complete
Safety by DelMarch reviews
When Ikkaku the fighting man meets Yumichika the runaway boy... A musing on one way the Unlikely Duo may have come to be. No pairing, rated T for child abuse themes and a bit of violence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,197 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Seduction by the Enemy by theunknownvoice reviews
When the Akatsuki sets out to capture Naruto, they decide to lure him out by taking five kunoichi. Funny it didn't work out the way they thought it would. Rating upped due to Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,497 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Kisame H., Ino Y. - Complete
In the Words of Ginevra Molly Potter by thejealousone reviews
The Autobiography of Ginny Weasley. Her point of view from book one to book seven and beyond, complete with missing moments and everything. Over 800 reviews and nearly 130,000 hits! Written before December 1, 2007. Last Updated August 16, 2008.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 206,370 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Whole Lot Easier by Blawwmkw reviews
A fun oneshot. Now that the flock has to cart Akila around everywhere, Max, Fang and Iggy must take turns carrying her through the sky. Will something happen to make this annoying and tiresome burden a whole lot easier? Iggy's POV.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Iggy, Akila - Complete
This Time Imperfect by armyofgnomes reviews
Renji knows he'll never by good enough for Byakuya, yet he continues to try, scraping his fangs at the moon. Or throwing paper airplanes at his taicho. . . angst, eventually requited love, and romance: Byaren yaoi/shonen-ai in all its loveliness.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
The Bashing of Aizen sama by moonlight.gabriel reviews
The unholy bashing of everyone's favourite evil overlord at the hands of Toshiro and Momo! Show your love for revenge! Slight Hitsuhina
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
The Arrancar go to the store by SupaStar-Man reviews
Aizen's low on groceries, so Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Orihime, and Wonderwice go buy some. T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Unspoken by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Raspberry Danish days were his favorite. NanaoxUkitake. AU. Part 2 of 2 up.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Nanao I., J. Ukitake - Complete
The Bet by lonewolfzaraki reviews
What would happen if the captains of the 11th squad and the 6th squad switched places?..........
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2008 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
Agony Aunt Abarai by Sakanoue reviews
Renji is looking for a different kind of Valentines Day to the rest of soul society. Is he the ONLY one in a comfortable relationship!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
There You'll Be by Juud reviews
-AU- Hisana had never died. Instead, she had gotten into a coma vigil and she hasn't woken up just yet. Will Byakuya be able to bring her back to their life?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,649 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Hisana K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Any Idiot by Lela-of-Bast reviews
As the king, Jonathan takes on a new responsibility with disastrous outcome. With Gary, Raoul, and Alanna to witness, Jonathan cannot escape teasing. Oneshot, set after Lioness Rampant.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Fatherly Instincts by 11X.d reviews
Mayuri's being protective of Nemu, just in his own deluded, diabolical way. "I will dissect you."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Mayuri K., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Golden Eyes by Hair-Noodles reviews
A little idea behind Komamura and the mystery of his odd appearance, mixed with a bit of Academy life with him and Tousen. Just an oddball oneshot about how Komamura came to be the way he is. Show some love for the poor Wolfman and read it X3
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/4/2008 - S. Komamura, Tousen K. - Complete
Pretty Like Poison by feathers and ash reviews
Division 11. In the kitchen. Enough said. Division 11 gencrack with a dash of YumichikaxIkkaku on the side.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Yumichika A., Yachiru K. - Complete
A Question of Marriage by Philyra reviews
The first time he asked her to marry him it was autumn, the trees resplendent in robes of red and gold. Oneshot, ShuNao.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Rumor Has It by Antharyn reviews
Rumor has it Hisagi and Kira are together. HisagixKira. Itty bitty bit of RenjixKira.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Renji A., I. Kira - Complete
When you find your brother with another guy by Setus reviews
[One shot] Rukia comes home one day and catches her brother with another guy... ByakuyaXRenji.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Tea and Sake by Day Eight reviews
ByaRen, IkkaYumi Oneshot, PG13 for some swearing and the breif mention of sex
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
A Game of Truth and Dare by Falling Angels reviews
Rukia gives Ichigo and Renji a dare! Read to find out what it is...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Poor Byakuya by ChildInMe reviews
Byakuya hates Renji, Renji hates him, Rukia and Ichigo are going to get married, and he realizes he'll be related to Isshin!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Byakuya K. - Complete
First Time by KatrinaRayne reviews
Whenever Betty has problems with Archie, she can always count on one guy to comfort. What happens when she decides to swear off Archie for good? JugheadBetty.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Initiation by Nadat reviews
It's SoiFon's first Shinigami Women's Association meeting, and Matsumoto wants some fun. ONESHOT.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Suì-Fēng, Nanao I. - Complete
Universally Speaking by Antharyn reviews
Everyone knows about Hisagi and Kira... HisagiKira
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Shuuhei H., I. Kira - Complete
Bad Boy by Angelsaurus reviews
After his capture, Aizen receives the unusual sentence of being returned to a 5 year old child. Now Momo is in charge of caring for an inexplicably naughty little Captain. Can she raise him up right? Or will someone unsavory get their hands on him first?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,312 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - S. Aizen, M. Hinamori - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Um, Jon, you're not, ya know, queer, are you? by Salma-sol reviews
When Raoul and Gary plot to wake up Jon and Alan really early to go for a ride, things begin to go wrong. Gary opens Jon's door without knocking, and finds Alan and Jon both asleep in Jon's bed! Oh no, Jon and Alan are Gay! Or so think Gary and Raoul...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,639 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Tortall
Kindred Souls by Merci reviews
Chad x Nova - Chad is waiting up late for Nova to come home from a mission.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Noba, Chad/Y. Sado - Complete
The Sharing of Breath by kjcp reviews
When Sirius’ miserable moods suggest that everything is going wrong, something starts to go right. A “how they got together” story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,700 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Why Hueco Mundo Karaoke Night Never Lasts Long by Shini-Kender reviews
Arrancar mini crack fic. Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Wonderwyce, and Yammy on karaoke night.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Spicy Sake by shirayume reviews
Byakuya's birthday. Byakuya's drunk. Crack ensues. The adventures of an intoxicated Byakuya and the residents of Soul Society. Final chapter up!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,218 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Oh Captain, My Captain by Cheri-sama reviews
You didn't expect a Kuchiki to lose with grace did you? [ByakuyaxRenji]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Bring It On Again by Cheri-sama reviews
The ultimate showdown between a Captain and his second. Hair will be pulled, abs will be ogled, and bedding will lose its life. [ByakuyaxRenji]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Change My World by Cheri-sama reviews
What you don't see is often more telling than the mask we wear in front of others. [ByakuyaxRenji]
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Sympathy For the Devil by Angelsaurus reviews
Hinamori Momo will go to Hell and back to save Captain Aizen. But when she gets pulled too deep into his dark world, who will save her? And what if she doesn't want to be saved?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,357 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006 - M. Hinamori, S. Aizen - Complete
Love's Labors Misinterpreted by Gigabomb reviews
Renji x Byakuya. Renji attempts to court his captain. Rukia... helps.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Noise by redex reviews
ByaRen. If they didn't say anything then it wasn't happening.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Someone to protect by WindyDragon reviews
Ichigo starts liking Tatsuki. Rukia is feeling down.Renji plans on leaving.They get into a fight, and Ichigo's hesitation to change into shinigami in front of Tatsuki becomes faithful... [RenjiRukia mostly, some IchigoTatsuki and IshidaOrihime] Plz R&R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Growing Old by Rauros Falls reviews
Alanna, Jon, Gary, and Raoul discuss how old they are getting. It's only semihumorous. Oneshot.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Far Too Curious by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
Complete! Newly knighted, Gary and Raoul sit late one evening discussing mistresses and moustaches, their friend Squire Alan's uncanny lack of both, when a catastrophic realisation hits…
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Tortall - Complete
A Moment Before Midnight by ElvenPirate41 reviews
George and Francis in the Tower the night before their execution. Slash, I suppose. Rated for mention of adultery and incest. Based on The Other Boleyn Girl by Philippa Gregory.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
Trouble at the Swimming Hole by DragonSinger06 reviews
13-year-old Alanna goes for a swim when she thinks no one is around, but Gary and Raoul show up while she's in the water. One shot.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Beyond the Veil by Atalan reviews
AU, set after OotP. Trapped in a world where he can be neither seen nor heard, Sirius Black struggles to communicate to his friends that he may not be as dead as they think he is... and that something dreadful lurks beyond the veil. SBRL slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,809 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Decisions, Decisions by Su reviews
Complete! Yay! Alanna learns the importance of decisions she has made when she gets to go back in time. A new and different romance flares up. Please r/r!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,754 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2001 - Published: 4/7/2001 - Complete
Living A Lie reviews
Neji, Tenten, and Hinata find out that they arn't who they think they are. Nejixten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Tenten, Neji H.