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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
Hay qurl. I'm Diana. I like Tumblr, slash, and food. I fangirl about Darren Criss, Glee, Harry Potter, Queer as Folk, Misfits, Jewnicorn luv, and a multitude of other wonderful things. I really like smut. And angst. Angst is what I live for. If you're here for Twihard shit, I mustache you to leave. I'm kind of completely past my Twilight phase. Sorry.
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The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 10765 - Favs: 9,255 - Follows: 6,992 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16074 - Favs: 7,428 - Follows: 3,405 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tryst by GreenPuma reviews
My name is Carlisle Cullen. I am a doctor, a husband, and a father. My family—my wife and children—are my world. They inspire me to be the best man I can be. Like all men, I have failings—weaknesses that torment me. For me, it's sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3856 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Odds and Ends by Stardust585 reviews
Now that Kurt and Finn are brothers, they have certain new duties – like driving each other insane while having great fun together. Or the other way round. A series of Furt vignettes to fill in the gaps in their relationship. FINAL CHAPTER UP
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 229,996 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Picking up the Pieces by xMrs.Gregory.Housex reviews
AU. AH. Pregnancy/sex/language."You broke my heart Bella. Now you will spend every day for the rest of forever putting it back together."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,239 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
An Untimely Reunion by Pearlthegyrl reviews
Set after Doomsday. Some changes to the original story. Rose is coping with the loss of The Doctor, two months after she saw his hologram on the beach, when she hears a familiar sound.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 19,626 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 3/8/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Wife Swap: the Cullens and the McClains by AussieGal20 reviews
Alice and Emmett sign the Cullens up for Wife Swap. The Cullens swap with a very strict family called the McClains. Will the Cullens like their new mother? Will the Cullen kids drive their new mother insane? please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
A Parallel Universe by strella.smith reviews
What if Polly Cronin had not been able to shut Fred up in the jack-in-the-box? This story takes place in an alternate universe where this was the case and we see what ensues because of Fred's uninterrupted presence in Lizzy's life.
Drop Dead Fred - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 131,966 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7799 - Favs: 8,297 - Follows: 7,763 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4483 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Music Box by EverShadow reviews
AU: Set in a fictional 18th century Europe. At age 10, Santana Lopez, born into the wealthy and influential Lopez family, comes to acquire a peasant girl by the name of Brittany. And despite class differences, Santana falls in love with her.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,004 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 2,443 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Jealousy by DesolateBeauty reviews
Bella's cousin is coming to live in forks. Rose becomes jealous of her and leaves what happens to Emmett?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,650 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9423 - Favs: 7,789 - Follows: 7,885 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Daddy Edward by Graywaves reviews
Being a daddy can be difficult, especially when you're Edward Cullen. Having twins and a newborn just adds to the stress. EPOV, AH, OOC, LEMONS, & BABYMAKING! On hiatus...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,118 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3120 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,989 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sorority Row by Addicted Necker reviews
After breaking up with her boyfriend of two years, Bella finds herself attending a college tucked away in the mountains. She joined a sorority in hopes to have a wild freshman year. Follow Twilight characters through college!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,397 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Children's Fantasy by XxxBubbleGumPrincessxxX reviews
"It's funny how the line between fantasy and reality is more often than not blurred for a child..." When Blaine was a kid, he encountered something amazing, something impossible. Blaine encountered Kurt. I really suck at summaries. Klaine, MermaidKurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,227 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson Outtakes by Stephaniiie reviews
As the title suggests, a collection of outtakes from THWTLAL. Contains spoilers, obviously. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The HummelBerry Situation by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
Kurt Hummel is trapped in the body of none other than Rachel Berry, and Rachel in his. But can Rachel use this to her advantage to win back Finn while keeping up Kurt's relationship with Blaine? Body-swap. Klaine and some Finchel. Humor. M for smut/slash
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,779 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Haute Couture by LPBekka reviews
In the year 1889 a young fashion designer by the name of Blaine Anderson is about to meet the love of his life, the most beautiful woman in Paris only to discover that she is not all she seems. Klaine, Warning: Lemon, Cross Dressing, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,140 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Welcome To Writing Camp by Ev'ryBody'sGotALaughin'Place reviews
Bella and Alice go to summer camp and Bella is stuck with the schools biggest player. OOC/BxE M for language and under-aged drinking in chapter 3
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,520 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stuck at the Window by MythScavenger reviews
He was only going to check on her. Getting wounded and forced to stay at the Darling home? Uh oh. This can't end well. *Based on 2003 movie; Peter Pan x Wendy*
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,172 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Peter P., Wendy D. - Complete
It Isn't Stalking if You Don't Get Caught by JustForkIt reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,581 - Reviews: 2063 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Aristophanes' Redux by Sparkylovesfire reviews
Jogan/Light fic. Greek AU. Summary and details inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,080 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011
Behind These Hazel Eyes by LPBekka reviews
Kurt Hummel is a world famous model sick with the shallow ways in which our society judges by appearances. Desperate to find someone who likes him for him and not his looks he seeks refuge in the arms of the one man who can see him for who he truly is. AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,815 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hunky Sugar Daddy by tinklove reviews
A simple question asked by a lonely Edward in hopes for the happiness he always wanted, answered by an unlucky Bella for the love she forever needed. All Human. ExB. Canon Couples. Lemons of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,047 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Married My Ex Boss by tinklove reviews
Bella is forced to go to Vegas with her sister-in-law to cheer up after a bad breakup. Edward, who is Bella’s ex-boss, has a meeting in Vegas. They meet, get drunk and end up married. She asks for divorce, he asks for 6 months. Canon-couples. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,271 - Reviews: 3692 - Favs: 4,407 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Accident by Chayo1197 reviews
No one wanted Kurt to be hurt, especially not like this. It was just an accident.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
poison and wine by theredqueenofprima reviews
Daltonverse. "You miss him," Cameron stated, grazing his fingertips along Julian's jawline. Cameron/Julian/Logan.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,883 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Hold Your Breath and Close Your Eyes by Chayo1197 reviews
Based on the preview for Blame It on the Alcohol. Kurt is devastated by the results of spin the bottle and decides that some changes need to be made.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 78,594 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Light Can Get Out by inoticeyoureanerd reviews
He changes out of his tux and gets into bed feeling like the world is off balance, like there's an edge somewhere, and it's only a matter of time before he falls over it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Teach Me A Lesson by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Kurt meets Badboy!Blaine, and lots of dirty sex happens. Basically. This is essentially 1 part plot and 2 parts porn. Don't say I didn't warn you..
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
If the Earth Mixes with the Sea by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
It's winter at Hogwarts, Kurt is angry, Brittany is Brittany, and Blaine is just...confused. Harry Potter/Glee crossover, part of the "House Unity" verse. Smut, drinking, homophobia. And fluff. Lots of it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Common Ground by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Prejudice, personality crisis and InterHouse Unity - just a few things that happen when you date a Slytherin. A Glee/Hogwarts crossover continuing on from "Let The Games Begin" smut & fluff
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
More than You Know by Sparkylovesfire reviews
Pairing: Julian/Tweedles, One-sided Jogan. Full details and summary inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Complete
Maid of Honor by BeWithoutYou9 reviews
Bella hasn't seen her best friend Tanya in two years, Tanya wants Bella to be her Maid of Honor for her wedding. What happens when Bella meets Tanya's fiancee Edward? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Let The Games Begin by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
It's Quidditch season and tension is rising between the Slytherin and Hufflepuff teams. A Harry Potter/Glee crossover with smut, fluff, and broomsticks.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The String by BreeZombiee reviews
It's a miracle that none of the strings ever seemed to get tangled. The red yarn would hang from the wrist of every person ever born on Earth, connecting them to someone else. The someone that they would eventually fall in love with. AU pre-slash.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Likes Bad Boys by gleekypotterr reviews
"Yeah, Kurt Hummel may not have been able to tell you this himself a few seconds ago, but he definitely, definitely likes bad boys." my contribution to the latest tumblr trend! T for two f-bombs.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13591 - Favs: 8,377 - Follows: 6,194 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Nightmare of Separation by slimygrimy reviews
"For most people, the fear of death that dark, cold night in May was the worst part. But this wasn't the case for Fred. "
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Lima Loser by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Burt Hummel was just another Lima loser- a college dropout with an unexpectedly pregnant girlfriend. But he underestimated things. After all, Mollie would have never settled for a loser, and their son was certainly meant for great things.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,973 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H.
Quiet Screams by Addicted Necker reviews
Bella misses her chance with Edward and the man she falls back on turns out to be an alcoholic/abuser. Someone won't make it out alive. Will she have her chance at a happy ending?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,171 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Start Again by I'mJustCrazyEnough17 reviews
CP Coulter's Daltonverse. 9 years after leaving Dalton, and thus dropping away from Logan with no hope of contact, Julian is in a pizza shop with his wife and children when he sees Logan. What will happen?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,919 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers
Worn This Way by BreeZombiee reviews
Knowing that there must be more closeted guys at McKinley, Kurt wears various Born This Way style shirts of what he sexually wants in order to coax the guys out of the closet. Fill for Glee Kink Meme Kurt/Everyone NC-17
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Just Him by The Bella Beast reviews
Draco and Harry's worst nightmare. Pre Drarry. Very VERY short oneshot. Warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fun at walmart! by Alice Cullen444 reviews
So what do the Cullen's do in their spare time? Sit around doing completely nothing? No, no, no! They go over to walmart with a list called "65 ways to get thrown out of walmart" And who made it? Alice of course! Full summary inside xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,093 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Alice, Emmett
Concrete Jungle Where Dreams Are Made Of by BreeZombiee reviews
Kurt would always remember June 24, 2011, because it was the day he finally realized that he could marry his prince.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fred by Riauna reviews
Written for the Father's Day Challenge created by ChatterChick. George Weasley ponders the unnamed child in his arms and the brother that should have been there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Two Is Better Than One by Dancin'WithTearsInMyEyes reviews
Outcast Bella Swan is paired up with the 'popular' Edward Cullen for an English project. The project: Write a romance song together. Cliques are formed and sides are taken. Will the project bring them together...Or will it break them apart forever? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sour by glasshibou reviews
He'd haunted her. In school, at home, at the park; she did not have a moment's peace. But maybe she haunted him too... A story told in connected drabbles.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 22,026 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Well I'm Sorry I Can't Afford a Ferrari by bdrake07 reviews
"We aren't exactly rolling in dough, if you know what I mean." "Well of course not," Wes says. "That would mean you were bakers." Kurt/Blaine. Rated T for Language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
4 Times Charlie Anderson Tried Bonding w his Son by Phantom of a Rose reviews
And the one time he actually did. Blaine said himself: 'One of his many attempts at bonding.' So along with fixing up that 59 Chevy, what else did he try?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kurt Hummel: Babysitter Extraordinaire by BreeZombiee reviews
Kurt babysits for the Anderson family who just moved in. But what happens when their son Blaine comes home early to find the new babysitter in his house with his little sister? AU! pre-slash. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Little Unconventional by Ravenclaw Jess reviews
Daltonverse: This love story is a little unconventional. A Jogan fic based off of CP Coulter's Dalton. Rated T for language, just to be safe. Julian/Logan.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Another Way to Meet by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt was never sent to spy on The Warblers and the first time he meets Blaine is at Sectionals. AU Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blaine Anderson's Four Step Plan by skitzzy reviews
Kurt's not really comfortable with touching people, so Blaine comes up with a four step plan to make him comfortable... as friends of course. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
And I Need You Now by kmwhyte reviews
Bella moved on the best she could when Edward left her five years ago until one night when he appears at the bar she frequents. Not a Give Her Some Credit sequel...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,229 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hide and Seek by iggy-writes reviews
a seven year old Kurt and Blaine are best friends playing hide and seek at day-care. Showing them both when they were 7 year old best friends, to 17 year-old boyfriends. and how little they have changed! Fluffy Klaine :
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
First Time by Sparkylovesfire reviews
Julian/Logan fic. Based off of CP Coulter's Dalton. Full summary and details inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Complete
Fireworks, Dandelion Chains, and Baby Ducks by skitzzy reviews
Eight year old Blaine spends his Fourth of July at the Lima City Park, meets a little boy named Kurt, and sees fireworks for the first time. Kid!fic. Klaine. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I will always love you by SimplyCecelia reviews
"Blaine, I know we haven't been together that long but... But I really love you. I... I don't know how I'm going to live without you. I just... Don't leave me Blaine. Please don't leave me." Warning: Character death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Green Orbs by I'mJustCrazyEnough17 reviews
CP Coulter's Dalton. Adding the growing amount of Jogan fics. In which Julian gets shot and gets amnesia. K for SLIGHT violence.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,465 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers
Marry You by I'mJustCrazyEnough17 reviews
CP Coulter's Daltonverse. Rane one-shot. Shane devises a 13-step plan to propose to Reed.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers
Scars by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Blaine's past, and why he transferred to Dalton. Really, really angsty. You have been warned.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
Shorn by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Just when fourteen year old Blaine thought the bullying couldn't get much worse, it did. And now he couldn't find anyone to fix it. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
Born To Survive by WhiteFerrets reviews
For someone with STOOPID written on her torso, Brittany's words were wise. Santana's hands trembled as they pulled the jacket out of the way to expose her shirt. AU. Born This Way. Brittana.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
You are mine by brighteyes22 reviews
He suddenly grabbed me by the chin and cooed "You are mine". Bella is kidnapped and forced to be Edward's pleasure slave. ExB Dark Dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,630 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Glory by Chazzam reviews
Shiftings 'verse #5, but can be read alone. Basically, Kurt REALLY appreciates Blaine's backside, and Blaine appreciates Kurt's appreciation. And things get kinda intense.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fumbling Towards Ecstasy by Chazzam reviews
Shiftings 'verse #4, but can be read alone. Kurt and Blaine decide it's time to move things south of the equator.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Our Lives by lucy-erin reviews
Grandpa!Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Say That Something by Keitorin Asthore reviews
He knew he had to change something when his eight year old son looked up at him, pale and feverish and with a challenge in the eyes that were so like his dead mother's. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,555 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Fate and the Werewolf by RebeccaRoy reviews
After Remus Lupin dies in the battle of Hogwarts he meets Fate and learns he must head back in time to change the future. Of course this means helping more people than just Harry. He will do his best to change more lives for the better too. No Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 100,569 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Dead of Night, Silent Kisses by phix27 reviews
Harry comes up with a plan to pleasure Draco Malfoy while he's sleeping, but all doesn't go as planned when Draco finds out about it. Does true love ensue? Only time will tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sexting by GeniaTheParadox reviews
In which Kurt and Blaine have two rather interesting and by that I mean filthy text conversations during their respective lessons at McKinley and Dalton.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Be My Best Friend by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Eight year old Blaine was really hoping he would find a best friend when he went to football day camp. He just didn't expect it would be the shy little boy hiding in the equipment shed. Baby!Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,906 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
How Much More Can I Take of This by K. M. Lane reviews
Future!Klaine during college. Now that Kurt and Blaine share an apartment, they have all the space and privacy in the world. Because sure, sure, Blaine's a gentleman-but this just ain't fair. One shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Stay in Character by all10xs reviews
Daltonverse. Jogan. Julian and Logan break up and try to rebound at a ball. Pure fluff. Julian/Logan. Based on CP Coulter's Dalton.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2011
Clash by foreverabean reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy pit themselves against each other from the very first moment they entered Hogwarts. Who would have realized that the sharp tongues and rivalry were hiding something a bit unexpected? HP/DM one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Volume by all10xs reviews
Dalton!Verse Julian and Logan scream at each other often enough. But this time is different. Pure smut with a touch of fluff.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete
Born This Way by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt knew from a very young age that there was nothing wrong with him at all. His mother made sure of that. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
The after effects by JessitheBlonde reviews
Kurt can't believe that Blaine finally kissed him and he has to share his feelings with someone
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Kurt H., Carole H. - Complete
Little Star by GeniaTheParadox reviews
AU in which Kurt is a porn star. Kurt/Basically Everyone, and Rated M for obvious reasons.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,580 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Things Change by I'mJustCrazyEnough17 reviews
It's Christmas time, and you know what that means! Drama. JOGAN!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
Sad Singers by K. M. Lane reviews
Future!Klaine. Kurt doesn't think the kind of sex he gives is entirely meaningless. When he's in bed, he's giving love's shadow a face. The dead weight of having nobody lifts itself from his shoulders. He doesn't need love-he has adoration.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
carry your heart with me by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt and his mother talk about love and loss and grieving. For Lincoln. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
A Teenage Dream by CharliesHoodie reviews
Blaine has fantasized about Kurt twice before. Once after their first meeting, the second time after their failed sex talk. The third time comes after "Blackbird."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Not Tonight by K. M. Lane reviews
Kurt and Blaine take advantage of being boyfriends, ending a chilly day with a much more humid night.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You Promised by loserslikemedefygravity reviews
"The tranquil figure could have been carved from stone as it remained ever motionless as the paramedics let the white cloth drape over him gently, settling upon his serene face." Tragedy strikes. Warning: character death. Bad summary..Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Show Me A Jogan Fic by xJennaNoelx reviews
Jogan: Julian/Logan Two-Shot. Dalton 'Verse. If you haven't read CP Coulter's Dalton, go check that out here: /s/6515261/1/Dalton Disclaimer: I do not own Julian/Derek/Logan, or Glee.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011
Five Times Someone Kissed Kurt by BreeZombiee reviews
And The One Time He Kissed Back.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Today and Everyday by CharliesHoodie reviews
Kurt and Blaine are living together in New York City after graduating from college. After most of their friends get married, Kurt waits patiently for Blaine to propose. But things don't go as planned. Angst, fluff, romance, everything.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You Move Me by loserslikemedefygravity reviews
Post Original Song. Kurt's confused on what he and Blaine are now, officially. When he confesses his confusion to Blaine, Blaine expresses just how he feels about where he and Kurt stand. Klaine, of course. One-shot. Written quickly, sooo yea. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder by drumblonde reviews
"Every day, I wake up, expecting to feel the soft warmth of Blaine pressing up against me under the covers." Semi AU futurefic. How does Kurt move on when tragedy strikes? One-shot. R&R pretty please? Warning: Character Death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Colour of Love by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
She was White. I was Black. She was innocent and pure. I was her complement, cold and dark and I'd have given her my heart if I thought she wouldn't throw it back at me "If looks could kill; I didn't want to find out" EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-2 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Last Crissmas by HXCQAFFAN1998 reviews
Follow-up story to Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas. 10 years post. -1ST CHAPTER PROLOGUE- SECOND CHAPTER REMINISING-
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Together, We Are the Oceans by Aelora reviews
When the Warblers get the opportunity to perform on a cruise ship over the holidays, Kurt can barely believe his luck at spending the time with Blaine. What he doesn't count on is the friendships he makes, and the love he feels for his friend returned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,553 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You'll Regret It In The Morning by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Kurt drunkenly called Dave after Blaine and Rachel kiss at the party. That's the only way I can think of summarizing this and it doesn't sound that interesting. But it is!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3729 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Messing with Klaine by doggirlem reviews
In which many different characters interfere with Kurt and Blaine's relationship. Read it. You'll probably laugh at least once.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,565 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Monohhhh by Tribbith reviews
Finn makes it his mission to explain to Rachel exactly what her kisses feel like to him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Your Second Hand Heart by monroeslittle reviews
"Rachel hates white cheddar popcorn. He's not gonna think about that, though." Finn and Rachel and popcorn and timing.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,798 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Ivory and Gold by Vivid Butterfly reviews
Karofsky/Kurt. We are not who we were in high school, but that doesn't always change anything at all. An AU story in which Dave never came back to WMHS after being expelled and how the ghost of who you used to be can still affect who you have become.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,137 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Silly Love Songs by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Klaine Future Fic. Coffee order dates are something that will always be so Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Worth It by Paceismyhero reviews
Set post 2-11, based on the preview I saw of 2-12. Finn was acting like a pompous jerk, and I couldn't let that happen because I love him. So, fixed hopefully!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
When I Get You Alone by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Rose and The Doctor find themselves in small town Ohio when a surprising performance breaks out at the Gap...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/7/2011 - 10th Doctor, Kurt H. - Complete
Little Miss Checkered Dress by monroeslittle reviews
he wants to do it right this summer.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,141 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
The Big Game by Politics.and.Prose reviews
Finn's experience during the conference championship game. Will be AU in just a few hours. Finchel. Shameless smut for the fildos.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B.
Personal Detail by spookytus reviews
Blaine Dalton has just been elected America's first gay president. As such, he needs secret service agents of an unusually high skill level. Agent Kurt Hummel is assigned to President Dalton's personal detail. HIATUS. Not sure when I'll get back to it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,061 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Popsicle Juice by Keitorin Asthore reviews
The day at the park almost turned disastrous for little Kurt, but luckily a nice boy with big brown eyes was able to save the day. Baby Klaine! Inspired by a drawing by Muchacha10. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Untitled Kurtofsky Angst Fic by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Established Kurtofsky relationship. Dave was expecting to get a hard time from Azimio and the guys for dating Kurt, but no one expected this. Rated M just to be on the safe side.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
ABC's of Kurt and Blaine by Lifesjustducky reviews
Cute little very very fluffy pure fluff one-shots of Kurt and Blaine throughout their relationship, based on the letters of the alphabet. One for each letter. T for later chapters. There's humor, drama and everything in-between. Please read and review
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,908 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Twisted Love by MissJessx3 reviews
Bella was abducted by Edward Cullen when she was 8, although she went more than willingly. This is the story of their lives together. AU; not all human! give it a chance, i'm sure you've never read a story like this before.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,034 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nothing As It Seemed by MyMutantRomance reviews
Kurt was a nothing in a sea of somethings and that was soul crushing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,557 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Initiation by Aelora reviews
Ummm, cracktastic? Normally I write long, plotty fic with angst. Here you get tackle hugs, streaking and penis-shaped cookies. IDEK. I blame Dalton Academy, quite honestly…
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Two of a Billion Stars by Aelora reviews
Blaine feels bad when Kurt's idea for "Rio" is shot down by the Warblers, so he tries to make it better.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Aelora reviews
A fluffy Christmas fic for Klaine. Written for a LJ challenge.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Truths and Dares and Wine, Oh My! by MerryH reviews
Kurt and Blaine get a little tipsy and play some Truth or Dare... and Kurt uses his liquid courage. Fluffy romantic oneshot. Rated T for underage drinking and some minor coarse language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
When Assward met Bella: A THO Prequel by JustForkIt reviews
Wanna know how they fell in love? A prequel to The Honeymoons Over. Chronicling Bella and Edward's courtship, when Bella meets Esme for the first time, and all the good stuff in between.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,540 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Playing the Part by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/ AH Collab. He’s a famous actor and she’s an English teacher. Apart from being best friends in high school, and unknowingly talking to each other online, what could they possibly have in common?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,467 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Damage Control by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Takes place during "Theatricality." Quinn doesn't understand why a frantic phone call from Kurt makes Mercedes flip out like that. But maybe she just doesn't quite understand the concept of empathy. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Kurt H., Quinn F. - Complete
I Know You Get Me by Katy Leopard reviews
Kurt and Blaine really like each other. But they can't be together.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sugarplum Priorities by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt doesn't remember why his father insists on taking him to see the Nutcracker every Christmas. Burt remembers, perhaps a little too clearly, that it was his first step his wife made him take towards accepting his unusual little boy. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Knowing by apoptart reviews
Kurt has always hated Christmas, ever since... well, ever since. A character study of sorts. Klaine, oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Deck The Halls by xXMoStIlLoGiCaLXx reviews
When Blaine extended an invitation to the Dalton Christmas party, Kurt enthusiastically accepted. But will the night end in a new romance or tears?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Christmas Eve at Dalton by TotallyAwesomeGlee reviews
Christmas Eve at Dalton. Kurt is about to be snowed in for the night by a blizzard, Blaine comes to his rescue and they end up stuck together, alone. Hilariousness and Fluffyness ensues. AVPM references FTW. EXTREME FLUFF! Kurt/Blaine. rated M for later
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Have Youself A Merry Little Christmas by HXCQAFFAN1998 reviews
When Blaine leaves Kurt alone with Mr. Shu, trouble arises. One shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Every Tear Brings You Closer by CommanderCatbug reviews
Sequel to 'My Sandy Wolf'. You didn't have to read that first. Should make enough sense by itself. *DISCONTINUED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,870 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Fiction by DayOfTheBees reviews
We all know Fred dies. But how does George react?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - George W. - Complete
His Weakness by meganthegleek reviews
Blaine knew he had to tell Kurt at some point in his life, but he never expected it to be so soon; all he wanted was for Kurt to meet his family. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
La Bella Ragazza Di Caffè by Stephaniiie reviews
Bella is British musician Edward's biggest fan. So when he stumbles across the cafe she owns – the one that is named after one of his songs and is virtually a shrine to his very existence – sparks are sure to fly. Just a random, fluffy two-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Years To Our Future by meganthegleek reviews
After a mutual break up between Kurt and Blaine, how will their past affect their relationships and will their lives cross again? Kurt/Blaine Kurt/OC Blaine/OC
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'm fine, really by Alice in Wonderless Land reviews
Kurt is indescribably lonely, but his wounds are slowly healing thanks to a friend. Kurt/Blaine Klaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,018 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
The Time of Our Lives by chrisspiration reviews
A look at Kurt's life with Blaine from Finn's perspective. Written based on canon from Special Education.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Single Ladies by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine, the good finder he is, once again finds another video of Kurt performing. This time: Single Ladies. slight Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Give Her Some Credit by kmwhyte reviews
Edward leaves Bella, like in New Moon, after they have sex. Bella gets pregnant and has Renesmee. Twenty Years Later, The Cullens start school at the same school as Renesmee. It's Complete! Sequel Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,992 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Drowning Sorrows by A Phrase That Cuts These Lips reviews
Blaine is concerned for Kurt's social life and takes him to a Dalton party. Kurt learned some things about himself: That he is a lightweight, that he shouldn't be allowed within ten feet of alcohol, and that he's a sucker for boys with pretty eyes. Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by lolitarun reviews
The Gleeks play a little drinking game at Sam's house and learn some... interesting things about one another.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/18/2010
Who Cares? by Evil Beware We Have Waffles reviews
"Look me in the eye, and tell me you don't want to do this," he said, "that you don't want to know what it would feel like, that you don't want to try this at least once." T for kissing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Very Potter Dream by LuvMeSumGlee reviews
Kurt gets sick and in his fever-induced dream, it's time to Get Back to Hogwarts, where all the Glee kids know Blaine's cool
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Very Potter Reading by YaoiIsLove reviews
Glee cast reading wherein Darren and Chris can't stop quoting AVPM/AVPS and everyone is confused.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Eff You Very Much by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Kurt has a little diddy to perform with the Cheerios about how much he hates a certain pair of bullies! Chaos ensues. .:. CRACK. anti-Kurtofsky. rated T for Lily Allen's song's lyrics. XD
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Leather Jackets and Big Glasses by BittenBee reviews
If you didn't have a blast in high school, then going to a 10-year reunion might be your worst nightmare. Unless... there's a chance you'll see Edward Cullen again. A birthday present for nicnicd. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 136 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pause by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine's got this weird window of time in the afternoons where he invites Kurt over to watch movies. Because he and Kurt are just friends. Kurt definitely doesn't have feelings for him. There's no way. :::Oneshot, Blaine/Kurt, HP jokes:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Skater Boi? by QueenSkaterGal reviews
Edward is a punk. Jasper writes poetry. Bella's the new kid... The Cullens and Bella are at UCLA. Lauren is a cheerleader. Heard Skater Boi by Avril Lavigne? Basically a storyline based on that song.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Puck's Five Ways to Being Gay by Choice reviews
How Puck slowly came accept that he was a total fruit for Kurt Hummel, prissy clothes and all. Written for Scrawl Calibur: one-week, Set VI, Prompt One: Declare.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Shameless by myheartisyours0523 reviews
Kurt Hummel is SO ashamed of himself. Purt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,505 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
I Don't Understand by yukiislikesnow reviews
Kurt Hummel just wanted one last moment with his mother. A small angsty drabble about Kurt and something he remembers about her.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Crash and Burn by Trunks lil' sis reviews
In his rush of concern for Finn, who appeared non-responsive and certainly injured, Kurt found it easy to overlook the growing chill settling over his own body. It seemed a costly mistake in hindsight.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Brittany's Cloud by KurenaiTsukixx reviews
Brittany ponders the clouds. Santana isn't there, and Brit feels a little lonely.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Brittany P., Artie A.
What I am is gay by DarkRose1902 reviews
Burt had 13 years to get used to the idea of a gay son and plan what he was going to say when Kurt came out, and in the end it was simple; too bad the first 3 years were not so easy. read warnings.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Laughing With by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Set during "Grilled Cheesus." Kurt is a master at shielding his emotions. But when he finally allows himself to voice his unspoken thoughts, the least likely person imaginable comes to comfort him. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Losing My Religion by Keitorin Asthore reviews
What if, during "Grilled Cheesus," Finn didn't just lurk in the library and sing while spying on Kurt, but actually tried to do something to help him? Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Tethered by Terez reviews
AU, Alice is taken prisoner by the Volturi in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,584 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Toasters and Goldfishes by Ev'ryBody'sGotALaughin'Place reviews
Vampires just don't shoot werewolves in the head with goldfishes in toasters that have a few modifications... They just don't. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Field Trip From Hell by Ev'ryBody'sGotALaughin'Place reviews
Bella's high school class goes on a Sea Life field trip. Something happens, and Bella finds herself waking up married to VAMPIRE Edward Cullen. Will their marriage survive after she learns the truth? 'FIELD TRIP OF LOVE' CONTEST WINNER; on temporary hold
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,966 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009
The Master and His Loyal Pet by starlight4825 reviews
A One Shot. An alternate version of Twilight. Bella, Edward and Alice disappear from Forks and Charlie finally does something he absolutely should have done instead of just sitting around and doing nothing at all. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Foundation of Memories by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella and Edward are best friends but just as they are getting around to becoming more, tragedy strikes leaving Edward with no memory of Bella. Can they rebuild their strong relationship without a foundation of memories to stabilise it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,830 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
Forbidden Desire by RosaBella75 reviews
AU-Human The Cullens are a breed apart:Sexual vegetarians in a world where casual sex is everywhere. Bella is an "Innocent" so off limits for deeper sexual intimacy. Roman-like orgy society. *F/F Lemon in 1st paragraph*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,968 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Jack and Diane by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt finally finds one John Mellencamp song that he doesn't mind. Mostly because his mother is involved. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Sorry You're Lonely by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Trucker hats and Mellencamp were one thing. Making out with a girl might be going a little too far. The makeout scene from "Laryngitis," reworked. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Kurt H., Brittany P. - Complete
Spoiled by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Burt Hummel has never been what you would call demonstrative. But his wife was right- one look from his son's big blue eyes, and "no" somehow became impossible to say. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Awesome and Delicious by Keitorin Asthore reviews
How exactly did Kurt manage to drink enough to say "Oh, Bambi...I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy," and then throw up on Emma Pillsbury? From the scene in "The Rhodes Not Taken." Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Kurt H., Emma P.
Home Movies by Keitorin Asthore reviews
He tells them he would rather be alone, but he's probably lying. Spoilers for "Grilled Cheesus." Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Kurt H., Quinn F. - Complete
Draco's Drinking Buddy by xjabberwockyxpeacex reviews
This is what occurs when Draco and Luna get drunk together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
The Dash In Between by Stephaniiie reviews
***HIATUS*** AU/AH/OOC Bella's a rebel, Edward's a control freak. Both have their reasons and are as messed up as each other, stumbling blindly through their lives. Sometimes, all we need is a push in the right direction...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,319 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Distance Between Us by JulesSC reviews
NM AU. It has been exactly a year since Edward left. She runs across Alice and Emmett, half-mad. Alice figures out something is wrong when she could see the 'Edward hallucination'Bella keeps having, and none of the humans can. EXB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,254 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3111 - Favs: 4,731 - Follows: 2,798 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stuckup and Stereotyping by Cheep FIsh Baby reviews
Modern version, with a twist. The characters genders are reversed. Eli Bennett is a young, geeky college student with not much luck with love. What will happen when he meets a spoiled rich beauty queen at a party one day?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,048 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010
Love At First Sight by xx.Mrs.Jacob.Ephraim.Black.xx reviews
Bella is a news reporter and Edward is a famous footballer. When Bella interveiws Edward will it be love at first sight? Of couse it includes the shopaholic Alice and the rest might be later on. Rated T for safety. ON HOLD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,098 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Look Past the Veil of Hate by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
All Human. Edward and Bella used to be best friends. Now they hate each other or so the other thinks . Will they realize what they’re missing out on and finally get together? Better than it sounds, give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,729 - Reviews: 2807 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Standing Ovations and IOUs by Stephaniiie reviews
Entry for pic is worth 1000 words. One-shot. AU/AH Chart-topping rivals Bella and Edward find that they can put their 'hatred' to good use; sometimes the best things in life are unplanned. Dirty but not explicit. I suppose you could call it lemon rind..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never Enough by Frenzy In Delirium reviews
Aspiring author Bella Cullen, seems put together on the outside, but her personal life is far from it. See how she copes with writing her book, taking care of her son, and dealing with her distant husband.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Fourth Wall by Me myself and I don't care reviews
The story a blundering author comes up with when she isn't satisfied with how either book ended. A chronicle of Harry and the Wesley's adventures in Egypt and the all together nonsensical happenings that occur.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009
Painting Flowers by xjabberwockyxpeacex reviews
One day, Draco happens to come across Luna Lovegood doing something beyond her own level of bizarre.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Green by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
No one understood what I'd gone through, and least of all Emmett McCarthy. All he knew was that he wanted me, and somehow, that was enough for him to treat me like the worthless female I was. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
The Best Friend by marchbaby23 reviews
Rosalie Hale is Emmett's best friend. Little does Emmett know is that Rosalie is in love with him. Will Rosalie break out of the friend zone or will she always be known as the best friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,747 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
California Girls by Ashley-S13 reviews
Bella, Rose and Alice are sisters. Edward, Emmett and Jazz are brothers. When they meet up in the beach, will it be romance or a full on prank war? AH. Canon pairings. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Safe With You by sheviking reviews
One-shot birthday present for my beta, Melanie. Bella takes a nanny job for the summer with a rich family. When she meets Edward, the incredibly hot gardener, she is sure that he will break her heart if she isn't careful. Lemons and the usual stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 243 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullens Adopt a Kid by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Its pretty much what the title says. Then Cullens adopt an human kid. What will happened? First fan fic so please give it a try.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 65,770 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
The Music Teacher by awesomenessisme reviews
Bella is a 27 year old living with her niece, Nessie. What happens at Parent-Teacher Conferences, when Bella meets Mr. Cullen the Music teacher? ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,381 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Command or Torture by Death by Nutella reviews
Vampires and Werewolves On various occasions they decide to have games of truth or dare. What will this include? What happens when Alice has to buy all her clothes in Walmart? Or when Jazz goes to the Airport? Given to whatgirl003.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010
Maybe, Possibly Love by Death by Nutella reviews
Alice Cullen is a witch. Alice Cullen is a psycho. . Alice Cullen's big brother Edward is popular. When she breaks all the 'loser' rules to become like him, she finds friends, fashion and possibly love. AH. Canon Pairings. Given to Alice Hale Brandon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Alice, Jasper
It's a Love Hate relationship by Death by Nutella reviews
All Human. Bella moves to a boarding school and meets cool friends. She also meets Edward Cullen, who she hates for his player ways. Will this change when they are forced to spend time together? Canon pairings. Given to CoOkIe-MoNzTa.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,959 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Distraction by GeniaTheParadox reviews
One-shot. Draco and Hermione are passing notes in class. I'm not very good at summaries. Rated M for a very good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I hate you, you hate me let's keep it that way by lovsummergirl94 reviews
Bella hates Edward. Edward hates Bella. Or does he? Too bad he's her annoying, gorgeous boss....all human EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,334 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ariellus Must Wait by xjabberwockyxpeacex reviews
Rose finds out she's pregnant with the Doctor's child. How will the Doctor react?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,297 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Surprises When You Least Expect Them by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
Set before the fifth book. Annabeth pays Percy a visit and she tells him her feelings. What will unfold? JUICY LEMON. M
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Pan's Little Princess by EternityOx reviews
Peter Pan swore after Wendy that he would never rely on anyone but himself ever again, but then he hears her stories. Sara Crewe needs her faith restored. Will Peter be the one to restore it? PETER/SARA & BECKY/NIBS
Crossover - A Little Princess & Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,606 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010
The Girl With The Yellow Ribbon by Stephaniiie reviews
Third place in the Crayola Contest! AU/AH/One-shot/BxE How do you know when you're in love? Is it because you can't stop thinking about her, even though you don't know who she is? Or do you just know? And what do you do when you screw up?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It only takes two, baby! by Emmett-Alysha reviews
Edward left four years ago to go with tanya to Europe, leaving Bella. Bella has been sick with cancer and is getting better when shes abducted. Edward, a new agent with TERRO-Program, sets out to find her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
Dirty Dancing by Terez reviews
Alice and Jasper do a little dirty dancing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Hey Baby by Terez reviews
A boy at school hits on Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Love by Terez reviews
Alice and Jasper enjoy each other in the forest during the rain.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Case of the Farting Human by Georgia-George reviews
Bella has a painful, albeit funny day OOC Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Plotline Parodies by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
What readers don't need is another story with unoriginal characters & cliched plots. What the Twilight characters don't need is a fan popping up in their world and ruining the story and their lives. From the author of "The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,764 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008
Broken Promises by intiMACYx33 reviews
Based of the oneshot Promises. Embry cheats on his imprint with Leah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,267 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Embry
Surprise, Surprise! by ldreed reviews
Edward: Social-outcast, could be handsome- without the glasses, very smart. Bella: Pretty, popular-out of Edward's league. That's what Edward thinks until he finds out that Bella is more interested than he thought! Find out what happens when they "study"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jealousy by LauraHannah90 reviews
Bella knows that being jealous is irrational, but what happens when the past gets brought up? How will Edward react? Post BD. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Skater Meets Popular by EverWonderWhy reviews
Edward's a skater. Bella's in the popular crowd. Get the picture? Will they ever learn to get along? Will they learn to love? Read to find out! A great, funny, drama filled story you will love!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,992 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover by Hakuba Saguru reviews
Bella Swan is... overweight and being bullied by her ex-best friend, Edward Cullen and one day she can't take it anymore and moves to phoenix. Later she returns hot, new and skinny. Will romance, drama or more hate be found?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Emmett's Back! by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Charlie is called to arrest a Cullen. Guess who! Emmett! But Emmett's not alone. Laughing is guaranteed. Charlie Emmett Renesmee! XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Charlie S., Emmett - Complete
Not Your Fault by Terez reviews
While in Alaska Jasper is depressed over trying to kill Bella and Alice is there to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Closet Shakespeare by RosaBella75 reviews
When try outs for "Romeo and Juliet" are announced HS Senior Edward decides to make a play for the girl who's been staring in his dreams…with Lemon-tastic results! Playful, Jump-in birthday creation. AH,OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Flirting Lessons by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH One Shot. “His voice was low and husky and delicious. “You can spill coffee on me whenever you want.” “I might take you up on that,” I said. “But your flirting is outrageously terrible.” "Do you want to teach me, then?"" Edward&Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilighter Times by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
Your online Twilight newspaper! Complete with recent news and other fun articles! We will give you all the things you need and want to know about Twilight! Articles include: Ask Alice, Twilight Hangman, Great Stories To Check Out, and a whole lot more!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,443 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008
Jasper's Proposal by Paramore-Fan-Says-Hi reviews
Jasper proposes to Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Silence, the Loudest Sound by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Edward met Bella in Central Park during fall. Intrigued, he kept striking a conversation with Bella but Bella remained silent. It didn’t mean though that she wasn’t able to answer all of his questions. What Edward didn’t know is that Bella can’t speak.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,060 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing hard to get by meganrachaelmae reviews
Rosalie, Jasper and Bella are new at school and they're also siblings. Cant Emmett get Rosalie to like him before anyone else?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
Sex and Other Monsters by unsedentary reviews
A late night cup of tea with Donna... is a dangerous endeavour.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Lockersecks & Candy by Kassiah reviews
How will Edward react when he sees Bella wearing her cheerleading uniform after being away from her for six days? Written for FFFA. Rated M for lockersecks and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anne's Revelation by Ori Lee reviews
In Anne of the Island, Anne realizes she loves Gilbert while he is dreadfully ill, but she doesn't go to him! In my four chapter replacement versions for Chapters 40 and 41, however, she DOES go to Gilbert.
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Frantic by TheyCallMeCliche reviews
Bella and best friend, Edward have been in love with each other for years, when senior year rolls around how do they each plan on facing the other with the truth? Might be extended, later.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fx of Cheating Boyfriends by TheyCallMeCliche reviews
The result of cheating boyfriends and a best friends comfort. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Emmett Humors Us All by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
A Series of One-Shots which explores how funny and sometime dumb Emmett is! Better than it sounds. Give it a try! Sometime AH.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Emmett
Two Little Drops by RosaBella75 reviews
Dripward and Dropella do what they can to help desperate Farmer Carlisle water his doomed crop. Not mine, just altered the names for a bit of K-rated fun and perspective.
Crossover - Twilight & Mythology - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Edward - Complete
Because I Love You by GallifreyenCultOfSkaro reviews
If you love something, set it free. But what is it doesn't want to go? 10/Rose, one-shot. x
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
In That Moment by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
As Jake pulled the veil over my head my eyes snapped open, half wanting to see a different pair of eyes staring back at me. A golden honey coloured pair of eyes.. because no matter how much Jake may love me, I could never properly love him back.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella
I Messed My Panties by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. Contest Entry for "The Most Shitteous Craptastic Cuddlecock Crack Contest 2009". I vomited a little as I wrote this. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lipstick Says It All by Terez reviews
After a shower Jasper sees that Alice has written on the mirrors.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Last Night In Paris OneShot by RosaBella75 reviews
One-shot where a chance meeting while on her High School Senior Trip leads to the night of a lifetime for Bella. Super sweet/schmaltzy lemontastic good time. Third Place Winner in the *Bridal Style Anonymous One-Shot Contest.* AU-Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If I hate you and you hate me, why do I love you? by white.chocolate.roses reviews
Bella is an outcast at school, but online, she's the famous anonymous writer Stephanie Mayor. Because everyone says that her romance sections are cheesy, she needs to find a target to fall in love with. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Jealousy by CULLEN ADDICT12378 reviews
The truck comes and leaves a present for.... Edward? What if he saw that his present was abusing bella. Waht would he do for her? And which one will he choose
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Emmett's Joke by JaliceObsessed reviews
Emmett plays the funniest joke ever on Alice! I couldn't stop laughing when I made it up.... :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Alice, Emmett
I Won't Tell by Libra9213 reviews
Edward is finally getting his wish--to divorce his wife, Bella. When they cannot determine the reason for their split, the judge denies their divorce and sentences them to counseling. Will they rekindle their love or go through with the divorce? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,441 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Redemption by RebeccaRoy reviews
The war ended horribly even though Harry Potter survived he lost the very people he would need to grow to a strong healthy man. What happens when one man is allowed to go back and change things for the better?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,368 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Severus S., Aberforth D. - Complete
Prank Calls by Locketful o' Heartache reviews
The girls are having a slumber party over at the boys' while the parents are away. What will they do? Why, prank call people of course! Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009
Hold me, please by Frenzy In Delirium reviews
Hold me, please." And so she did, all night. Never questioning the reason why I was there. She just held me. One-shot. BellaXEdward OOC AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fireflies by xjabberwockyxpeacex reviews
Luna song fic to Owl City's "Fireflies". She was sure that, if someone were to catch her out right now, dancing alongside the cool breeze that wrapped itself around her like a comforting blanket, the droplets of high notes would invade their ears as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Luna L. - Complete
Jealousy by JanetL reviews
This story takes place during Eclipse when Bella takes off from work to see Jacob while Edward is hunting. It's written in Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,598 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cow by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Emmett goes to Walmart and does a thing on the list to do at Walmart. What does he do and what about that strange old lady? Funny and a one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Emmett - Complete
The Girl Before You by Zenkx
A Fanfiction dedicated to my sister. Edward gives Bella a glimpse of his life before he met her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,897 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2009 - [Edward, OC] Bella - Complete
Modern Day Pride and Prejudice by hAllOwEen reviews
Simple oneshot of what it would be like if the characters from Pride and Prejudic were modern children.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
Isle Esme by vix2020 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's hidden truth by Psycholips reviews
Bella Swan is a sixteen-year old adopted by the Cullen vampires. The Cullen's know that she is hiding something.Why does she find it hard to trust people and to let them touch her? Can Edward come to her rescue? Half vampires/drugs/suicide attempts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,266 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Centerfold by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Jealousy overtakes Emmett when he underestimates the power of Rosalie's career. AH/AU. Rated M for sexy times. O/S. Based off of "Centerfold" by The J. Geils Band.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Pain Is Agony by Frenzy In Delirium reviews
Edward just got out of jail and returns back to Forks. What happens when he checks up on his two loves? Can he handle what awaits him? Written for the Darkward "In the Dark" Contest hosted by Bronze and Leon. AU/AH EPOV One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward - Complete
It was worth it by Britomartis reviews
Tanya's thoughts at Wedding. Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Edward, Tanya - Complete
Easy Girl by une fille reviews
The end, the beginning and the middle. Puck knows it's not normal but he stops caring about that pretty quickly,
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
He Knows by kycatsfan reviews
A "what if" story that begins during the novel Scarlett the day of the horse fair with some changes. Wade & Ella are there. Written from Wade & Scarlett's POVs. Rated T for possible later chapters.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,279 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009
Dancer by x TWILIGHT x OBSESSED x reviews
Bella, a normal Phoenix girl, who loves dancing. When she moves to Forks, she meets this guy who also loves dancing. There is one thing that Bella doesn't like about him.... he's a player. ALL HUMAN! Co-writer xoxoTwilight269
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,801 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
What's that under your cape, Severus Snape? by Beautifully Malicious reviews
Hermione is in detention with Snape, and he keeps stroking a large lump under his cloak. What on earth could it be? Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Learned to Fall in Love by RoastedGrover reviews
An unfortunate locker room mishap provokes something greater than either Harry or Draco could ever have imagined. HPDM slash. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,464 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Twilight Rewrite by InsaneByChoice reviews
Basically, I read this... thing on Deviantart and almost puked. It was horrid, but it got me thinking. I don't like Twilight. At all. But I decided to challenge my hand at rewriting Twilight. Read and tell me what you think, please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Office Affair by fighter419 reviews
Rosalie is one of the hardest bosses and Emmett is her assistant. After years of torture, free beers and a stand off in Rose's office what will happen between these two? One-shot. Not Beta'd.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Two Worlds by stephiefruit101 reviews
It was a cold winter night here in Forks Washington. No one was on the roads, except for one car, in that car held Renee Swan, and her two month old baby daughter Isabella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009
SINGLE LADIES by stephiefruit101 reviews
ROSALIE,ALICE, AND BELLA ARE SISTERS. AFTER AND ACIDENT WHEN THEIR MOM DIES, THEY MOVE TO FORKS, WHERE THEY MEET, EMMETT, JASPER, AND EDWARD CULLEN, THE PLAYERS OF THE SCHOOL. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. MY FIRST FANFIC.CHAPTER 6 IS UP NOW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,216 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009
Forgotten by Sagaa.l0veer reviews
Bella told Edward her feelings. He didnt feel the same way. She gets into a car accident and taking the memories from her past. The pain is now silenced but she doesnt recognize anyone. How will she fare when she returns to Forks? R&R E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,327 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
What are players for? by JessLovesTheGreen reviews
Edward is the schools biggest player and Bella is the misunderstood teenager but what happens when Alice gives Bella a makeover and Edward wants Bella? Drama there will be :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,212 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous by Rolled-Over-Beethoven reviews
Jake leaves Bella because he thinks she's holding back his acting career; but she soon meets a talent spotter, and jumps at the chance to get back at her ex. After all, revenge is a dish best served in Hollywood: Especially when playing opposite Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,894 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Her Doctor by Reichenbach reviews
Rose adjusts to her new Doctor, in the other dimension.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Rose T., 10th Doctor
Waking Up In Vegas by GeenieInABottle reviews
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Cowritten with Rockergirluntil4ever
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hotdogs, Throughout the Ages by Reichenbach reviews
The Doctor, and his many hotdog-adventures.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/26/2009 - 11th Doctor, 1st Doctor - Complete
Slave to the Wage by Rolled-Over-Beethoven reviews
Bella's innocent, her dad's ill, her family is broke, and she lives alone in a garage. She decides to sell herself for money, but gets into some trouble. The beauty with a secret, Edward Cullen comes to her rescue. Smut and romance ensue. ADULT THEMES.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,253 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Unnecessary Job by Rolled-Over-Beethoven reviews
Bella Swan doesn't need a job, but she just can't seem to quit. The reason why? She's addicted to her boss, the gorgeous, womanizing Edward Cullen. Unfortunately, he's never even tried to touch her. Shameless Lemons, flirting, language and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,236 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
What Happened? by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
‘I HATE YOU!’, ‘WELL DONT WORRY BECAUSE THE FEELING IS MUTUAL!’ They both turned in different directions but I saw the same emotion hidden behind their cleverly shielded eyes. Not hatred. But something much stronger. Then, What Hapenned?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,329 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
Jealousy by soo leelee sayss reviews
One- Shot Jessica and Lauren, are crazy stuck-up, and show there jealousy about Alice. Little do they know the Cullen's can hear everything
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Perfect by MissJessx3 reviews
Bella is a volunteer at a hospital, who just wants to get in her boss' pants. She succeeds. ONESHOT! I just felt like writing this... haha. AH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Homeless by eddiejazz reviews
After Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, a series of events happen in Bella's life which lead her to become homeless. With the help of a friend along the way, will she ever get to be with Edward again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,026 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red Satin and Green Jealousy by mrsedwardcullen73ca reviews
What happens at the new club when Jessica show's up and rains on bella's parade
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Death's Sweet Touch by bellaklutz2010 reviews
There standing before me was the woman I had been searching for since I became a vampire. Edward no, Alice spoke through her mind. Listen to me, you can’t touch her. If you touch her you will kill her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,584 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Love Your Teacher by MissJessx3 reviews
ALL HUMAN! What happens when Edward Cullen, fresh out of college, teaches music at Forks High? Will Bella be able to control her undeniable lust for her teacher, or will it finally become too much to handle? Possible lemons... and definite swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,025 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Harry Potter and the Magical Pickup Lines by RoastedGrover reviews
Harry and Draco meet at a pub, and much hilarity ensues. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sexy Back! by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
Its Edwards birthday and his family and Bella decide to surprise him with a present. Too bad its going to be given to him in front of the whole school, and of course its not your average present either! -One Shot-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sex On Fire by thexADVENTURE reviews
ONE SHOT. Dominant Bella. Rated M for the citrusy variety. PLEASE REVIEW. : Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Win a date with Edward Cullen! by kate7711 reviews
WIN A DATE WITH EDWARD CULLEN! Every girls dream and one dream comes true for Isabella Swan when she wins a contest to have a date with Hollywoods most famous actor, Edward Cullen. Will there be love? AH/ LEMONS BxE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,484 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009
Sleeping with the boss by kate7711 reviews
Bella starts her new job and meets her new boss, Edward Cullen. Sparks fly and Bella cannot deny her new charming boss of anything! Rated M for LEMONS, BxE. no longer a one shot! very matured themes and lemons almost every chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,945 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
Game Night by farkle reviews
Whn the cat's away the mouse will hire a hooker. My entry for the Love Through Lemons contest. AU-AH, ExB, Lemon, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Fun at WalMart by Christine232 reviews
Bella, Jacob, and the Cullen's go to Wal-Mart to have some fun. Better than it sounds! I suck at summaries! Read and Respond!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
The Observer by Rolled-Over-Beethoven reviews
Edward Masen, a journalist, meets best selling author Isabella Swan for the interview of a lifetime. Lemons and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,915 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Haunted by Ch-Ch-Cherry Bomb reviews
Tanya's P.O.V, AH. It's Bellas and Edwards wedding and Tanya is a jealous ex. Tanya and Edward went out for five years through college, they were best friends. Until a chance meeting causes Tanyas life to spiral downwards. One shot, my second ever fanfic,
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Tanya
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Say Never by Stephaniiie reviews
An accident leaves Bella paralysed and never able to walk again. AU. All Human. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two of a Kind by James' Girl Lily reviews
starts of in Lily and James’ 5th year till Harry is born. Lily and James have come to an agreement that if they become friends James will stop annoying Snape. But does James want more than friendship. What if Lily develops a crush. It won’t follow Ootp mu
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,110 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Got to Love your Brothers by MRS.waitforit.STARK reviews
Remember when Edward said that he had asked Emmett, Jasper, and Carlisle about sex in Breaking Dawn? Well, what really happened in the "brother to brother" moment? WARNING: you will laugh. For little red dragon-fly’s That's my sibling! contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
If He Could See Me Now by Dancin'WithTearsInMyEyes reviews
Set in New Moon. What if Bella had found a different way to cope with the pain of losing her love? A way that didn't involve Jake. Would her and Edward still reunite? Rated T because I'm paranoid. I do not own twilight. Stephenie Meyer does.3-shot.I think
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Boss From Hell! by CullenLove reviews
Meet Bella- a secretary, stuck in the drudgery of office life. She has no boyfriend, and spends her days lusting after her boss- the confident, clever, sexy Edward Cullen who has probably slept with half the people in the office already. EdXBel. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,369 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008
What Would You Say by AriaJack reviews
Sequel to What If. What would I say if you told me you loved me?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Before The Change by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. Edward has to help Bella before her transformation. LEMONY. AU before BD. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Inc by ouijesais reviews
Bella gets a new job, guess who her new boss is. ALL HUMAN .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,995 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Alice's Elation by Rolled-Over-Beethoven
A one-shot about Alice's reaction to the Bella/Edward interview; revolves around my other story 'The Observer'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Vanished by mainstreaminferno reviews
Emmett is left with Nessie for the weekend while the rest hunt. The Cullens return to find that they have not been home for hours. Was it a prank or are they in trouble? Post BD. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,912 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Complete
Yes Father by sirenastarot reviews
Kittenmischief Contest Entry. Bella seduces Father Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
No one like you by Alexward reviews
Inspired on Jealousy by Terez... Lauren likes Jasper nad hurts Alice... Jasper POV... stink at sumary ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Office by forever bree reviews
Bella has just been promoted, she is now working under Edward Cullen. For Alice's article she has to write she has asked Bella if she can give her a make over. Will Edward finally see Bella? Can they find love in the office. Suck at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,394 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008
Party by Beautifully Malicious reviews
Alice is having a party, but Carlisle and Esme don't know. What trouble will they get into? Contains a naked Emmett, lesbian moments, gross make outs with Mike, Angela flirting with Edward and Emmett kisses Bella's chest. What fun partys are! Usual paring
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Secrets by katesedit reviews
Bella is an outcast. Hated by many. When the new people arrive she expects to be hated. But she is surprised. But Bella can only keep her secret hidden for so long..Stephanie Meyer owns!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,457 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Happy For Him by PenName76 reviews
One Shot: Tanya reflects on Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Tanya - Complete
we dont all get happy endings by classic charm reviews
Jake and Nessie had to run for it in Breaking Dawn. Unfortunatly for Jake the Volturi found and stabbed him. Aro, intrigued by Nessie, raised her as a daughter. Now she's going to find out the worst part about being human is that you have a heart to break
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,014 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Locked In by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
During a lock in at school Bella is trapped in the girls toilet with Edward Cullen and his new toy. I know it's a rubbish summary but read it and you'll enjoy it because I can't write summarys for my life :D ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Diary by classic charm reviews
*NOT A ONESHOT* edward has a journal. mike finds it breaking and entering. my feeble attempt at humor, i take reviews!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,428 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Cure! by Sara811 reviews
Emmett thinks that he has found the cure for Bella's clumsiness! And best of all it comes in a pastel box emblazoned with the words, Bella Bella Dancerella. Oneshot, Pre BD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Confessions of a Teenager by lpme reviews
Bella moves to NY and goes to a new academy for rich and fake people. However she makes good friends and she also meet the school's playboy: Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,701 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Behind these Hazle eyes! by XXCullenXX reviews
Tanya comes to stay with the cullens for a while. Things start between Edward and Tanya.How does Edward explain himslef and how does Bella react. Sorry i suck at summeries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever it is Then by Hopeful Romantic reviews
The Tenth Doctor finds something that Rose left behind. Post "Doomsday"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Down By Seventy by Carmen Schecter reviews
Edward mocks Bella during a game of bowling and Bella punishes him. AH, AU, OOC & dominant Bella. M for smexxy lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Love to the Camera by pencildrawings reviews
EdwardxBella actors. Twilight movie! This will get good, this is only the start. They are fictional actors who get the part of Edward and Bella in the Twilight movie, explores what happens with the chemistry once they're off screen and no longer being e/b
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,936 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008
In the Doctor's Bedroom by kaia2008 reviews
Jasper and Bella enjoy some time alone during a party. Rated M **lemons**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 122 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
How a Resurrection Really Feels by thunder skies reviews
."Seth spent a lot of time cataloging the things about her that Jacob never seemed to noticed." Seth/Nessie. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Seth, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Goodnight Doctor by Hopeful Romantic reviews
The Tenth Doctor and his Companion share a quiet moment between adventures.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Alice and Bella vs WalMart by Skipperdee171 reviews
Alice is bored. Bella is hyper. And Walmart is open 24/7. Based off of those "Things to do at Walmart" lists
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Alice, Bella
The Causes of Jealousy by SiriuslyanEdwardLover reviews
What happens when Edward is jealous of the attention Bella gives Mike? All Human. First Fan Fic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Extensive Staring Not Required by thunder skies reviews
Leah asks a question. Jacob finds it extremely awkward. But since when is that new with Leah? Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Twilight Barfs by niflicious reviews
A spoof on the ballet studio scene of Twilight. Don't read if: you puke easily or are offended easily
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Carlisle
Something New by waitin4myEdward reviews
ALL HUMAN! bella is a major reporter at a newspaper and she hates her playboy boss edward cullen....but soon her hatred turns to pure passion for him. Rated M for lemons....leaving nothing to the imagination!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,893 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bad Girl Bella by InLuvWithFictionalCharacters reviews
Notorious bad girl Bella arrives in Forks, determined to change her ways. She finds this a rather difficult thing to do when she meets the students at Forks High, particularly Edward Cullen. BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,036 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/28/2008
Heatwave by ShilohPR reviews
It's really hot out, and Bella takes a dip to cool down, a la naturale. Edward has no choice but to join. One-shot lemony zest, vampireEdward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rejected by SkaterGirl246 reviews
What really happens the night that Tanya tells Edward how she really feels? A softer side of Tanya. Wrote in Tanya's point of view
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Tanya, Edward - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen's vs Carter's by Sara811 reviews
*Sequel to What Not to Wear: Bella Swan* To get her revenge, Bella puts Alice on the show Wife Swap. When Alice switches into a hillbilly family from Tennesee, all kinds of commotion happens.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008
The Plan by Samtastic Sami reviews
Nessie loves Jacob with all her heart, but he still has her kept in the dark about the imprinting. Nessie devises a plan of making Jacob jealous, but what if she really does fall in love in the process?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,105 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The Blue Rose by orianna-2000 reviews
After risking everything to find Rose, the Doctor must face the terrifying possibility that everything he believes is an illusion.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8268 - Favs: 5,998 - Follows: 2,228 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
New Moon Alternate by GeorgeeCullen reviews
This takes place around the middle of New Moon, Edward sneaks into Bella's bedroom to watch her sleep, can he stay away from her after that? The rest of the story in Edwards POV. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Switch by WinndSinger reviews
A magical prank causes Edward and Bella to switch bodies, then as a cure is trying to be found by Carlisle, lots of switches take place throughout the house. This is a fun story, try it out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,832 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Near To You by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Here she was laying her heart and her memories out on the table for the last person she would have ever imaged being here with, just wanting him to understand. Dramione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Way We Talk by Samtastic Sami reviews
Rosalie's used to sleeping around with a different guy every night, but everything snaps into perspective for her when Emmett kicks her out his door and she realizes she loves him. One-Shot. Based on the song The Way We Talk by The Maine.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Windows by goldenmeadow reviews
Jacob lurks outside the Cullen residence while, inside with Bella, Edward divines his wayward wolfish thoughts. Will Edward retaliate? Follows on from Cake but stands on its own. Sexy angst-ridden EPOV, in character, post Eclipse. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,252 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Why didn't I learn the first time? by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
Sequel to Truth or Dare- Supposed to be funny. What happens when you mix the cullens in for a second truth or dare game? ABSOLUTE chaos. DONT have to read first one to understand, but it's funnier if you do. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008
It's Been A Long Time by alannalynn reviews
This is a oneshot set 70 years after Edward left. This is more true to Romeo and Juliet, and not traditional to the "Bella is a vampire anyways" storyline.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Stolen Moments with my Love by Pirateofthenight reviews
AxJ fluffyness...what more do i need to say? It can't get better then that
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Merry Christmas? by MissJessx3 reviews
Hermione finally decides to tell Ron that she likes him. Hopefully, this turns out to be a merry Christmas for them. one shot. RxH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Leave by MissJessx3 reviews
the morning after edward brings bella home from italy. oneshot. BxE read and review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bath by MissJessx3 reviews
explorations have never been this fun. Bella sets up an amazing bath for Edward after he gets home from a hunting trip. No lemons, but rated mature for a reason. takes place after eclipse before breaking dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silent Student by sparkshift reviews
A teacher is supposed to care about their students. So when one is heartbroken beyong expectation, what can a teacher do to help?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2008
The Twilight ABDC Concert by Samtastic Sami reviews
I blended ABDC and Twilight for my friend. What happens when Bella and Edward go to the concert? Are there catfights? hrmm.... it's just a one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth Or Dare Vampire Style by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
This is just a little twist about what happens when you play Truth or Dare with a vampire! It's supposed to be funny and a bit random! Hope you enjoy and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Doctor's Letter by Abboz reviews
Before I tell you anything else, you need to know this; I love you. I love you with all my hearts Rose Tyler, both of them... Oneshot. Pairing: 10thDoctor/Rose. Post Doomsday.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Beauty and the Nerd by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
Bella is the funny, chubby girl. Edward is the 'hot nerd' they are best friends until they are seperated at 10. When Bella becomes a new Bella, every guys wants, will her final promise with Edward last, after all it was sealed with one small kiss...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,466 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Jalousie by pirate of the antarctic reviews
Edward breaks up with Bella. This is Jacob's story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Jealousy by yayme2012 reviews
Rosalie's jealous... and Bella knows exactly why. Short oneshot. Post BD. Renesmee-centric.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Vampires on Crack by alicene reviews
Tanya visits unexpectedly and all the vampires are high.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice is Gonna make Bella PopULar! by iambetterthanyou007 reviews
The song "popular" from the musical "wicked" is sung from Alice, who is gonna give Bella a makeover. It is basically the scene "Popular" from Wicked, but with a Twilight twist to it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
The Fires of Jealousy by Revontuli reviews
Someone likes Bella a little too much for Edward's taste. Post-Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,064 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tanya Vs Me by Max7 reviews
this is after new moon, even though the saga is complete. Some friends of the Cullens come to town. What happens when Tanya comes and tries to take him away? What will they do? one T rated chapter for safety. i'll let you know which one that is.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,053 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Tanya - Complete
Tanya and Edward's Encounter by ChrisAshley reviews
In Eclipse, Edward said what happened between him and Tanya was nothing noteworthy...or was it? This is what happened between Edward and Tanya that makes it awkward to confess to Bella. Rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008
Fashion Visions by addict.to.reading reviews
Mary Alice Brandon, the daughter of the famous directors Mr. And Mrs. Brandon, has apparently gone shopping crazy. A doctor studying her case admits that it might be something more then just a need for shopping, she might be going insane. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Alice - Complete
WalMart Edward by loch.nessie.monster reviews
The Cullens are poor...and Edward has to dress in Wal-Mart clothes now. Why, and what happens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What happens in Walmart stays in Walmart! by tamponlovesedward1848 reviews
What happenes when the cullen take bella to wal-mart to play truth or dare? read to find out the more you review the faster ill update!my first story please go easy on me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
Time To Wake Up Now by bellaklutz2010 reviews
A depressed Amy wishes upon a shooting star after her boyfriend of six months dumps her. When she wakes up she finds that it has come true and she is now Bella Swan! Set during New Moon. This story has been reposted after deleting iteself.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,780 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Your Fantasy, My Reality by bellaklutz2010 reviews
After Zac's death Edward comes and rescues Amy. What she doesn't know though is what he the Cullen's and even Bella are really rescuing her from. Requested sequel to Time To Wake Up Now. I own nothing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,006 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Fiancee by Phant0mgrrl reviews
Tanya comes down from Denali to break up Edward and Bella before their wedding. Can Bella and Rose work together to make Tanya leave? What do they have planned for Tanya? What does Tanya have planned for them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008
Stolen for Love by Opal Dream reviews
Bella gets kidnapped by Jacob, and some one else. They hide her away, but will Edward be able to find her? And who IS this some one else? And have they stolen her... For love? R&R T for language and some parts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Family Game Night Cullen Style by TroublesomeTwins reviews
Uno? Clue? I've Never? Truth or Dare? What could possibly go wrong? Lots. One Shot. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Facing My Past by Jealous of Bella reviews
Bella's the nerd in school until her parents divorce and her mom takes her away to Phoenix. The next year, Bella comes back a confident and beautiful girl. Everyone notices including the playboy of Forks High, Edward Cullen. Can he make Bella notice him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,494 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Loveless Souls by classic charm reviews
Edward and Bella are happily engadged but there was another girl in Edwards life that drops by for a visit. will she try and steal him back or take revenge by making sure Bella never spends her eternity with him? Since when do Masen's play nice? complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,509 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Cullen Style! by relapse-relax reviews
COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Figure it Out by thunder skies reviews
“Do you want to hear my theory?” “No.” “Too bad.” Post Breaking Dawn. Jacob and Leah have a talk about imprinting, true love, and other such things. Jacob/Leah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
California Love by Crazyidioticmaniac reviews
Alice Rosalie and Bella are friends, they go to the UCLA and meet the playboys Emmett, Jasper, and Edward. The boys will do anything to prove themselves worthy. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008
Unexpected by Dimension Kayt reviews
-Probably AU after Breaking Dawn's release- Tanya comes to visit and is nothing like Bella expected.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Tanya, Bella - Complete
Of Love and Lies by Becca Swan reviews
Forks High School is split into three major groups, popular, unpopular, and the Cullens. The Cullens being the three hottest guys in school. Bella, Rose, and Alice don't stand a chance... unless the valentines day project pulls through. Human w/ a twist.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
When A Death Sentence Is Accommodating by squarened reviews
Tanya knows what she wants and she knows how to get it. Edward is quick to realize that she wants him. EDWARD/TANYA. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edward, Tanya - Complete
When Tanya Strikes by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
What does Edward really do when Tanya comes on to him? One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Edward, Tanya - Complete
Friends, Not Food by EdwardBiteMePlz reviews
People are friends, not food.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
With A Little Help by xXDonnaTylerXx reviews
Donna, babe, do you know a Rose Tyler? Rose is determined to be reunited with the Doctor, and finds help from an unlikely person. Doctor/Rose reunion, post-doomsday.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,440 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Pen Lines by silver drip reviews
Divorce can be a hard thing. Especially for our two favorite characters, Edward and Bella. Twist at the end. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Him and Her by Krytical reviews
Bella's human friend's point of view
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Miss Doctor and Mr Rose by reddwarfaddict reviews
An unfortunate accident leaves the Doctor's mind in Rose's body and Rose's in his. Can they switch back before anyone finds out and, more importantly, keep their dignity in tact? [Minor Whump: Ten, Rose]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,476 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jackie T., Rose T. - Complete
How to get kicked out of WalMart by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
On The Team by LaceyMC reviews
Bella loves to play basketball and other sports. She goes to boarding school where she meets the famous playboy EDWARD CULLEN the rest of the Cullens and the Hales. Can she change Edward and his ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008
scream your heart out by Little Miss Escapist reviews
Rosalie, Bella. So caught up in her jealousy of Bella and yearning for Happily Ever After, Rosalie loses sight of what is truly important. post-Eclipse, oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins: Twilight Style by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Which of the Twilight characters are guilty of the seven deadly sins? Funny&Random Read and Review please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Tanya's death by seth's nightmare reviews
bella kills Tanya!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2008
Unwelcome Advances by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jessica decides to make a play for Edward. Thanks to Jasper, the way she behaves surprises even her. For eternitys charm's fanfic challenge. Challenge Topic: Jessica Stanley, flirting with Edward... Genre: Romance or Humor, or both.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Emmett's Heaven by EmmettCullen reviews
When Emmett divorces Rosalie what will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
When Things Go Wrong by Golden Fantasies reviews
Jake jumps with Bella, meaning Alice can't see her jump. What happens to her then? Also, a young girl named Arianna is an extraordinary seer. Will she be able to make her name in the Volturi, or will she die? BxE, Lanna-misssunshine's idea.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
Bella's Rage by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:A very different Edward meet's a very different Bella. They are both Emogothish. I promise it will make you laugh. just please, give it a shot! you wont regret it! Review! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,598 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cheats and Lies by Vampireme reviews
What happens when Edward cheats on Bella? Find out! Jacob helps, but she get's changed. How does Edward feel when he comes back?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007
Being Schooled in Love by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,521 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
New In Forks by Sh.C reviews
Bella just moved in with her dad who has issues of his own. At school she sees the Cullens who she seems to have a strange connection to, except Edward, who seems to hate her! What if he left and she befriended the Cullens? What happens when he comes back
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,414 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Right after Italy by Sh.C reviews
Set in New Moon after they leave Italy... Bella can't see that Edward still loves her, she runs away from Forks. She is heartbroken and lost. How can Edward find her and prove his love to her? Will she believe him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007
Complicated by squarened reviews
Charlie often finds himself thinking about Bella and Edward's relationship. And half the time it doesn't make any sense. This night isn't any different. ONESHOT, unbetaed
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Tanya the Strawberry Blonde by writergirl6 reviews
Tanya is comming to stay with the Cullens for a while, Tanya who fancies Edward, Tanya the strawberry blonde, how will Tanya react to Edwards girlfriend? How will Bella handle Tanya's visit? written from both POVs ECLIPSE SPOILERS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 94 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Tanya, Bella
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 141 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
The Elopers by h3re's-toteenLOVE reviews
[CHANGED PENNAME]I'm getting married. Somehow, I pictured it differently. I saw myself gliding down the aisle, in a white, floaty, dress, turning my head sideways every so often to beam at friends and family. JamesLily, Oneshot. First fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by CountryGirl914 reviews
“So in other words, you’re saying that they turned on your sex drive?” TenRose. Response to a challenge on LJ for not!sexgod!Doctor. Possible crack. n00b smut. You've been warned.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Behold, the Doctor! by x-EmilyTennant-x reviews
Rose finds the Doctor in an amusing outfit. Oneshot, 10Rose suggestive
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
The Taming of Edward Cullen by Starry077 reviews
A whole world filled with vampires and my parents just had to pick Edward Cullen, the most renowned playboy in the USA, to be my future husband! BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007
Numb by Simply Complex Mind reviews
Esme's take on how Bella was affected after Edward left. New Moon spoilers. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Jealous Beast by chirlagirl reviews
Mickey wants Rose. Rose wants the Doctor. Will the Doctor kick Mickey out of the TARDIS in mid flight? Read and find out!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Just A Nightmare by moonbean reviews
Rose has the worst nightmare ever, and finds comfort in the Doctor's room in the middle of the night. 10Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
Devourer of Souls by Reichenbach reviews
Something old is waking and only two people across the universes can feel it. Post Doomsday, because nobody likes an unhappy ending. 10 Rose kinda sorta. Second in the Doors series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,623 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
Rose Everlasting by castrovalva9 reviews
The Tenth Doctor and Rose find a way to be together forever. No spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Have A Seat Upon A Cloud by Savoy Truffle reviews
Harry is killed defeating Voldemort. His will is found inside his diary. All of Harry's close friends come together to mourn over his death. Tearjerker. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P.
When Harry Went Insane by Savoy Truffle reviews
Harry goes insane. Contains fuzzy bunnies and singing flowers. Insanity!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Harry P., Remus L.
London, 1879 by The Island Hopper reviews
Moved to new section: The origins of Drop Dead Fred....
Drop Dead Fred - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Complete
First Time reviews
Bella is having trouble. It is her first time, she doesn't know how to do it! Jacob really wants her to try though. They are both inexperienced. Slightly humorous. NOT AS IT SEEMS! may seem perverted to some smart minds. XD Slight OOC, onexshot bellaxjake
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete