Author has written 6 stories for Super Smash Brothers.
LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:
Then ask the following questions
What would happen if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
“Sonic, I don’t want to race right now.”
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
“ROY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN’, MAN!?”
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Samus, you do realize that a. Nana’s a girl. And b. she is much younger than you.
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Me: Jill, what is this?
Jill: It’s a meal that my mom used to make for me when I was little.
Me: (takes a bite) Hmm, not bad.
Number 6 is lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
(chuckles) “Oh, Lucas.” Then I rub his head gently.
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
“Lucario, you are always welcome.”
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: you really have to stop inhaling so many sweets.
Kirby: (stomach rumbles) poyo, poyo, poyo, poiyo, poiyo. (but they’re sooooooo goooood.)
Number 9 made fun of all your friends?
“Nana, how could you?”
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Probably after losing his father, I wouldn’t blame him.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Sonic would try to get them to chase him instead of me so that he would destroy them.
You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Ike would probably have some gauze on him so that my leg would feel better and ask his sister, Mist, or Rhys to see if they could heal me.
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
“You really love your family, don’tcha?”
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Samus would jump to the floor I was on and, using her Varia Suit, keep me protected from the heat and take me out of there.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremly embarassed. What will 5 do?
Original Jill: Pressure me into doing it.
My Jill: Try and find a way out of it (with her, there should be.)
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
Sonic: Wow! I didn’t know you were (gunshot w/ ricochet).
Me: Say that again and I may flip the question.
Sonic: You wouldn’t dare.
You're about to marry number 1. What's 10's reaction?
Sonic: Duly noted.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Lucario will probably try to tell me that there are many girls like her out there, which will make me even sadder.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Nana: “Triple S! Triple S! Triple S!”
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Isaac would ask why I’m laughing, I’d show him, and then he’d join in.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He’s the blue blur. Why wouldn’t I?
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
I’d laugh hysterically then tell him what I told Samus.
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Sonic: Wow! I didn’t—
Me: (stares at him)
Sonic: Shutting up.
Knowing Eliwood and Lyn, they would find it interesting I was dating their son.
Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Perhaps, as long as Nana doesn’t get jealous. Popo probably wouldn’t care.
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
“That’s quite the mood swing you’re going through, Lucas. Possibly after that (slide whistle) with Kumatora, right?”
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What's going on in your mind?
Me: (Might I ask why you’re staring at me?)
Lucario: (It’s interesting how humans can’t naturally lose their hair like us Pokémon.)
Me: (I’m not gonna even bother asking anymore.)
Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What do you tell him/her?
“Kirby, suck it up (not literally, of course). I’m positive you’ll find someone your type who can also match your hunger.”
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?
I would happily accept her e-mail and tell her, “I’m too old for you. Sorry. L”
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
O.O “You were saying, Sonic?”
You've noticed that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Roy, Samus, what are you doing in there?
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
(vomits to no end)
Would 2 trust 5?
Considering that Jill was once a thief, probably not at first.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Samus: “I’m bored.”
Isaac: “Then go play with someone else. I’m reading.”
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school. What study will they pick?
Sonic: P.E. (except for aquatics)
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Lucas could possibly make Omelets, and Roy would probably make a meal that wouldn’t be better if Ayu Tsukimiya made it.
7 and 9 applied for a job. What job?
Lucario, a monk, maybe, and Nana, a mountain climber. Bonus points for anyone who gets that joke.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is this okay?
Me: (sees Jill in her drill with no hair) Uh, Jill? Where are you going?
Jill: Oh, just to kill someone.
Me: Uh… (Jill continues to move down the hall) Ohh-Kay.
9 sketches what 6's perfect boy/girlfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
My answer is in my fanfics.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
For their sake, I hope they don’t plan on freezing anyone.
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Isaac: (Grip) You do that again, and you won’t be known as the blue blur ever again. GOT IT!?
Sonic: (choked): got it.
2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF. What would happen?
New letter: “You’re a dork, you know that?”
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Me: “Oh-ho-ho! Nana’s gonna wanna see this. (sends image to Nana via phone)
Nana: (breaks down door with a blizzard) LUCAS! YOU ARE DEAD! (kicks Lucas to the moon, frozen)
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Me: “Oh, Lucas, I’m so sorry. Here you go. (I hand him the invite, he hugs me, and cries.)”
7 won the lottery?
Everyone surrounds Lucario. Lucario sighs, “Here.” Everyone is happy.
8 has quite the big secret.
Kirby’s stomach has a portal in it.
9 became a singer?
She actually is quite talented. You should give a listen sometime. Her brother, no.
10 got a daughter?
Matthew: “Dad, when did I become an older brother?”
What would 1 think of 2?
Sonic: “Wanna race?”
Ike: “You’re on.”
Sonic: “You’re too slow!” (Ike blasts him off to the moon.)
How would 3 greet 4?
Roy: “It’s a pleasure to meet, my lady.” (Samus prepares beam) “Oh, boy.” (Samus fires and Roy is burnt to a crisp) (Roy coughs and faints)
What would 4 envy about 5?
Samus: A bounty hunter at a young age, huh?
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Wouldn’t matter, cause Nana would kill her if she did so.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Both can read minds.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Lucario: (KIRBY! GIVE ME BACK MY FOOD!)
Where would 8 meet 9?
Only at the Smash Bros. tournament.
What would 9 never dare tell 10?
How she can freeze stuff without the use of Psynergy.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Isaac: That he could poke me at any angle outside of matches.
Is 3 gay?
How do you feel right now?
Pretty good, thanks.
7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Jill: Now, normally, this is something I would probably do.
Lucario and Ike: (both agree with Jill)
Lucario: (Now, about that diamond in your drill.)
Jill and Ike: Dude, you are way outta whack.
Lucario: (What, Just cause I want a diamond automatically means that…) (sphere makes him mute.)
Me: What, we all wanted him to shut up didn’t we?
4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Long story short, Samus kicks Kirby out for eating all the food, and Snake kicks Roy out for getting too close (in his eyes) to her.
You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, 1 or 6?
I’d say Lucas because, even though it’s wrecked, it’s still stable.
2 and 7 are making out when 10 walks in. 10's reaction?
Isaac and I would close the door and faint soon after.
3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Kirby comes on each date and eats all the food.
4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, 2, 10 or 7?
Ike: Great Aether!
Isaac: (Force) (blocked)
Lucario: (arm moves outward and I float towards him)
1 decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
Sonic: Hey! I didn’t say I knew how to make anything else! (all that’s on the tray is Chili Dogs)
3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?
Roy: (wolf whistles) (Kirby, Samus, and Nana all wearing wedding dresses) Kirby, get outta the way, you’re blocking the view.
Snake: You marry her [Samus] and I’ll make your life a living hell. (Roy gulps)
Nana: Same to me, buddy. (Nana cracks her knuckles) (Roy gulps even deeper)
Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance?
Nope. He’s dead before he can even leave the room, let alone move.
Everyone is invited to 2 and 7's wedding except for 8. How will 8 react.
Bubbly Priest: I now pronounce you Pokémon and Human in a stomach.
Zoom out to outside of Kirby
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
He’s worried that Lucario may invade his private thoughts.
9 arrives late for 2 and 7's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Nana: I can’t believe you wanted to go ice climbing JUST TO GET SOME FOOD FOR THE WEDDING!?
Popo: Hey, I can’t help myself when there’s no food that seems good there. (whack on the head with a hammer)