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Author has written 2 stories for Criminal Minds.

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HOTEL SUITES AND HOT TUBS by UmbralWolves reviews
THIS IS A NIALL X HARRY ONE DIRECTION FANFIC
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Complete
Illusion Come to Life by JackieHTS reviews
Criss Angel's latest illusion in the Bermuda Triangle has an unexpected results.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Forced Sleepover by Whiitewolf reviews
What happens when the BAU is forced to spend the whole night together? Games ensue! And secrets are spilled! WARNING: Major OOC. This entire fic is out of character. It's meant to be that way.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,732 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
The Notebook: Cullen Style! by BubblyAmericanWriter1 reviews
Bella finds this old notebook as she's going through all of her junk and she decides that she isn't going to talk for an entire two months. Instead, she'll be communicating through that said notebook. The Cullens aren't human! Canon pairings! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Honey Bunny, Niall Horan, One Direction by Klainee12344567 reviews
Niall meets a special lady; not his age. I story of love and heartbreak.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Complete
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Changes by fuckyeslouistomlinson reviews
One Direction Fan Fiction. Niall Horan x OC. When Lily left America, she had no idea that the mystery man she bumps into could be a member of the number one boy band in the UK.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Complete
Summer Cullen Style by skittlekat reviews
Bella and The Cullens have some fun during the summer after school finishes. Truth or dare, ice skating, paintball, english friends. Hope you enjoy! I don't own any of the characters Stephenie Meyer created I only own the ones I have created
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,187 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Edward, Bella
Alice's New Moon by Merina Thropp reviews
CURRENTLY BEING DRASTICALLY RE-EDITED. You've read Bella's take on New Moon, now read Alice's. All 547 pages of it. This is New Moon rewritten entirely from Alice's point of view. Jalice, Bella/Edward. Nominated for the 2011 Hopeless Romantic Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 54 - Words: 119,398 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Secrets Out by AndyBCM reviews
The Cullen’s existence relies on one secret... What happens when the secret comes out? Will the world accept vampires? Will Bella’s and Edward’s relationship survive? How are the Volturi going to react? Will their lives ever be the same again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,787 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 5/4/2009
Dream Away by lovinpeterpan reviews
Jacob had a crush on Rosalie. How would she react? Jacob/Rosalie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,424 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Jacob, Rosalie
Always Only Us Always Only You by ScorpionsAngel2009 reviews
Revamped Sequel to Topaz Visions. Edward's life becomes consumed with all things Bella, while others try to tear them apart. Possessive/Dominant Edward, Lemons, Mature, AU, Vampire/Human, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,037 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens in Vegas! by LoyalFreak13 reviews
Trip to Vegas to see beLIEve turns into much more Criss Angel
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008
The Ghost of Rochester by CooLibrarian reviews
Rosalie returns to her hometown with Emmett to find her disapperance has become a ledgend and someone has been waiting for her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,194 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
The Ghost of Rochester 2: Appalachian Spirits by CooLibrarian reviews
Sequel to 'The Ghost of Rochester': Rosalie and Emmett return to the Hale Bed and Breakfast were they find out Henry, Rosalie’s friend’s son is a vampire. When they set out to search for him, they find someone else from Emmett’s past.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,484 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
BAU Pool Party by ScottieTheCat reviews
The BAU team is in for a bit of fun at JJ's new pool!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,973 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011
Checkmate by Nini Black reviews
"You can't talk to strangers," Mom tells him. "I've told you before." Except she hadn't said that before, and Spencer talks to strangers all the time. - AU of Memorium featuring 4-year-old Reid
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/28/2011 - S. Reid, Diana R. - Complete
Tickle Fight by phoebe9509 reviews
Hotch finds Prentiss and Morgan in a compromising position...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Stand By Me by LoveMyMonkeyMan14 reviews
Doctor Spencer Reid is asked to keep a fifteen year old rape victim company, but a short conversation turns into much more. When something no one considered happens, Spencer swears to stand by her no matter what happens.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,669 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - S. Reid
Spencer Reid Baby Daddy by winterhead123 reviews
Spencer Reid becomes a father.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Morgan, Please Save Me! by petrovaperfection reviews
It seems that all the bad guys come after Penelope. When the team finds out yet another UnSub is targeting P, the team is fazed and doesn't know what to do. The UnSub becomes unpredictable and suddenly nothings the same. P is in trouble. Who can save her?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia
Play Dirty by love of escapism reviews
My version of Eclipse from chapter 20, the difference being that when Edward and Bella are alone after Edward properly proposes he gives into having sex with her. From then on Edward and Bella can’t keep their hands off each other. Full of lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,135 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Truth Or Dare by Wasted Greens reviews
One boring Friday night, our Twilight girls decide to play "truth or dare," very stereotypically, leading to very interesting results. Femslash threesome, R/A/B, oneshot, lemon, AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
In The Men's Room by LoveHGSS reviews
What happens between Derek Morgan and Emily Prentiss at the end of Valhalla. First ever Morgan/Prentiss! Written for RomySkye! Please R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2011 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
Just Feel Better by LostinOblivion reviews
When Prentiss shows up at his door soaked to the bone and upset, Morgan has no idea what to expect. Morgan/Prentiss friendship.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/2/2011 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Reid Effect by marauderluverz reviews
Reid/OC and Reid/JJ Friendship, the Reid effect strikes again. Just a cute funny story! R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2011 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Perfect by emm5683 reviews
How did Rosalie become a vampire? How did she like her new family at first? How did she fall in love with Emmett? Rosalie's point of view on... well everything
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,917 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Twilight Idol by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
The Cullens, Tanya and her clan, Sam's and Jake's packs, and the Volturi have a singing contest hosted by ME! Canon pairings. Takes place 5 years after BD. Slight OOC. Chaos, hilarity, and mystery occurs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,042 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
We should have just played bored games! by Jacob is so mine reviews
Everyone is extremely bored so they decide to play a game of truth or dare.It gets really crazy...there going to all wish they never agreed to this.I know there are alot of these already but i swear this one is hilarious and very original
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 98,055 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009
A Fine Crystal by mrs.mythical reviews
Based on a What if? scenario. What if Bree Tanner hadn't gotten killed by the Volturi? How would her life change, along with the Cullens' and Bella's? Rated T just to be safe because I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,815 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Bree
We Only Just Began by honeydrips reviews
Rosalie and Emmett were made for each other. This is the story of the progress of their sexual relationship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
Obsessed with The Hunger Games? by junbug24 reviews
How to know if you have an obsession to Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Complete
Life Starts Now by Jazzy'sGirl4ever reviews
No-one knows who she is or where she came from apart from Alex herself. Only Alex knows the future of the Cullens and Swans. You wanna know how? She's read the twilight saga and now she's in it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010
Teach Me by dreamingofkatie reviews
The story of Emmett and Rosalie's first kiss
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
The Cullen Bet by honeydrips reviews
The Cullen kids make a bet. Lots of Lemons and an attempt to a plot! Mulitple POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Emmett, Alice, Rosalie, Jasper - Complete
25 Ways To Tell If You Are A Criminal Minds Fan by The Dreamer and The Dream reviews
25 Ways To Tell If You Are A Die-Hard Criminal Minds Fan ... Not really a *story*... hope no one minds...
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
3 Days of Humanity by fighter419 reviews
Rose get turned back into a human, but only for three days. At the end of those three days will she chose to stay a human or return to becoming a vampire? Originally wrotten for 'Love or Life' Challenge over on Twilighted. Rated M just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Control and Beg by honeydrips reviews
LEMON! Rosalie and Emmett... Rosalie's POV. One-Shot. PWP?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Late night thoughts by Ellen Julie reviews
A tag to Criminal Minds season 1, "Somebody s Watching". Reid is contemplating the possibility weather to call Lila Archer or not. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Grilled Cheese sandwich anybody? by SoNotNaive reviews
I had to do it, I thought they might have felt a little left out... Miss Hale has to teach Emmett a lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
I will never let you go by miss-volturi-princess reviews
Rosalie kills a guy that looked like Royce king, Emmett comforts her. FLUFF! first fanfic plese r&r
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
After the Fact by The Only One 21 reviews
JJ tries to deal with what happened to Reid after Revelations.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Connections by Deanne Stevenson reviews
A Penelope Garcia/Derek Morgan Story
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,797 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - P. Garcia, D. Morgan - Complete
Understand by Yaraslava Rada reviews
A Letter to the watchers of Criminal Minds. Post-Revelations. Reid's POV.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2010 - S. Reid, Tobias H. - Complete
Sex Talks with the Cullen Family by Emmettsgirlyeayourjealous reviews
Nessie Approaching 15 is confronted by all the Cullen's to give her a proper sex talk. Each character gives her their own perspective about what is great about sex and has their own chapters Read and Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/20/2010
A Broken Home by Nachos4Children reviews
Rosalie and Emmett destroy their first home. Enough said.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Electricity by Taylor.Erin.Leigh reviews
Rosalie and Emmett's first day at a new High School. Oneshot. Very Mild Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
More to life by MilkshakeKimxx reviews
This Edward point of view fanfic includes loads of idea's from Edward and his family. please give a go i suck at summaries. Hope you guy's like it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward - Complete
End of Eclipse EPV by Sidney16 reviews
The end of Eclispe, exactly the same words and all but from Edward's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Immortal by jacob-is-a-stupid-mutt reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon. One day Alice is listening to the radio and she hears a familliar voice. What happens when it's Bella? A songfic based on the song My Immortal by Evanescence. Now also has the song Breathe by Taylor Swift.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
My Story by Ari Gabrielaa reviews
This is set in Eclipse when Rosalie told Bella her story. All in Rosalie POV. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
Why So Serious? by TuxedoUntieAshe reviews
The Cullens get up to some mischeif while Esme is out for the day and Carlisle on a business trip in New York. Includes Nessie - Set two years after Breaking Dawn, Nessie ages slower Rated T justincase
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010
Everyone, say your prayers for Mike Newton by nattycullen reviews
Edward's gym class is playing Bella's class and Mike Newton flings the ball at Bella and hits her face, resolving into a very angry Edward Cullen...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Of My Life by TheImperfectedOne reviews
What if Edward had given into his craving for Bella's blood when they first met? Better than it sounds! Please give it a chance and please read! Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,079 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight On Crack by purple-panda95 reviews
What happens when vampires get drunk/high? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,208 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009
Bella Cullen and the attack of the vampire caribou by ALICE SAYS. 7 DAYS reviews
how many houses will Bella and edward break? will nessie and jacob finaly get romantic? will Emmett change his naughty ways? will bella be able to not kill any one? will Alice finaly start her own brand of cloths? all i know is... IT'S GONNA BE MAD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,265 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Operation makeover by Jayden95 reviews
JJ and Emily give Reid a makeover.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Emmet is dumb! Why? by Twilight's evil Pixie reviews
Jasper and Emmet find out why Emmet is so dumb
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Truly A Cullen: Bella's Story by ArmyMonique reviews
What if Bella was the first one to join Carlisle after he became a vampire. More importantly, what if she was his daughter? The timeline starts in the late 1800's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,870 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
Bad Girlfriend by cullenbanger9 reviews
This is a Rosalie/Emmett OT from Careless Whispers.One Sunday afternoon Rose is feeling naughty and she's armed with a plan and a pair of Red Pumps.Emmett's in for a big surprise. Rated M-you should know why! My entry for the Twific Auto Erotica Challenge
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
I Like to Watch by Emerald Eyed Monster reviews
Please vote for me! / twificautoeroticachallenge# Emmett X Rosalie Oneshot for the Twific Auto Erotica Challenge - Please R&R! Warning! Lemony goodness! Not for kiddies
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Edwizzle and Jazziper by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Every decade the Cullen family do something to Edward and Jasper. Something that Emmett came up with of course. Something Bella never dreamed of. Something positively diabolical. Every decade, the Cullen family get Edward and Jasper drunk. After BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Overwhelmed by Literature by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Emmett has trouble keeping his hands to himself in the anatomy section of the Library. Rosalie/Emmett. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
The Blood Contest by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What happens when Edward and Emmett get into a big fight over something the family doesn't know? A bet/dare of course! Who can go the longest without any blood? A annoying Emmett, and a weak and moody Edward is too much for the family to handle...After BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Adventures In Forks High by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What will happen when Forks High School get's snowed in? With all of the Cullens in there! They Spend the night? Mike tries to be sexy for Bella? Edward loses control? Will Jasper have fun with emotions? Kareoke? Truth or Dare! One crazy night is ahead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
A Different Kind of Monster by aggiecullen10 reviews
Alice notices that Bella is exhausted while they are studying for finals and Alice has just the thing to help her out- a Monster energy drink. Alice then discovers a whole new side to her best friend that she has never seen before, and its hilarious!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Alice, Bella
Suspicion by Hockey-Girl32 reviews
Charlie begins to realise that the Cullens are not as normal as they seem. How far will Charlie go to uncover their secret? Answer: pretty far! As Charlie tries everything to work out what they are, craziness ensues. Out Of Control.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,551 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009
Truth Or Dare? by TRlove reviews
The most random story on this list: what are a bunch of bored vampires going to do at 12am? Not what your thinking...PERVERT.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009
What's Best by The Last Letter reviews
In one of her better moments, Diana Reid writes a letter to her son.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Diana R., S. Reid - Complete
It's that time of year again! halloween is near! by Jacob is so mine reviews
Ever wonder how our favorite vampires and wolfs celebrate halloween? Why not find out what really happens when Emmett yells, "it's that time of year again!"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Emmett
I see Paris, I see France by SnappleApple450 reviews
Sequel to Emmett's Mistake. Yay! Bella goes to Paris with the Cullen girls during spring break. Things will happen that will change her life forever. Friendships are tested. Love's flame bursts into a wildfire, but with who... rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,399 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella - Complete
His Day Just Got Cullenized by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Alice sees Charlie coming over early for a visit...and her and Emmett get an idea. They give Charlie a walk-through of daily life in the Cullen house-hold! Includes waking up Edward and Bella, Emmett's innuendos, and more! Post BD, very funny. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009
Who's Up For A Game of Truth Or Dare? by XshoppingshortieX reviews
When Carlisle and Esme are out for the week, what will happen when Alice suggest a so called innocent game of truth or dare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,125 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Saving Grace by lilicullen13 reviews
Bella is abused by Charlie and cuts herself. She has no friends and no one to go to when she is hurt. When the Cullens come to town, what will happen. Normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,793 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
White Rose by OnexTwoxJump reviews
After a vision, Alice decides to visit an old friend.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Alice - Complete
Chain Reaction Original by MycroftsAngelEyes reviews
Dr. Spencer Reid's past is the cause of the deaths of innocent people who all look alike... not a very good summary.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - S. Reid, J. Gideon - Complete
Twilight Retarded Edition by Twilightlover1518 reviews
LOL ITS PRETTY MUCH WHAT THE CULLEN CLAN THAT INCLUDES BELLA DO WHEN THERE BORED. HEHE warning: may contain funny contents that are just plain retarded please refrain from smashing the computer if you don't like my story. Thank you! : a tiny bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 26,537 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen's Mischief: Truth or Dare by BriBri Cullen 4ever reviews
When it comes to lap dances, embarrassing costumes, and "i rather not" moments, there is only one explanation for it: truth or dare with the Cullens. all vamps except for Bella. summary sucks better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009
Vampire Chat Room by Duck Life reviews
i know I'm probably the millionth person to do this, but it looked like fun! All conversations are original, if the idea is not. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Truth And Dare:Cullen Style by AlexPayne reviews
The Cullen family is bored. They decide to play a game they made up called Truth AND Dare. Can any good come of this?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen's rules by LittleClipper reviews
When Carlisle and Esme leave town for a few days and Renesmee is at charlies, the cullen teens decide to play truth or dare! what horrible truths will be disovered and what deadly dares will they be put up to?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,553 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Rosalie and Emmett break up by ms. Backer reviews
Emmett leaves Rosalie, and Rosalie gets depressed.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Complete
who could be calling now? by Jacob is so mine reviews
One day Emmett wakes up and the Cullens are gone!They all went hunting with out him!All he has is his phone and it keeps ringing! Who on earth could be calling? Is it his family trying to apoligize for leaveing him? Is it Mike Newton? Who could it be!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Emmett
Lingerie by SnappleApple450 reviews
This is a one-shot alternate scene to I See Paris, I See France. Jacob did go shopping with Rose, Alice, and Bella for lingerie. What happenswhen Edward hears his thoughts? Hysterical to the crazy ppl. Possibly stupid to the sane ones.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Emmett's Mistake by MangoTango450 reviews
The first time she sits with Edward at lunch, things go differently from there.She accidently "finds out" about them from Emmett!You wont believe the idiocy is that a word? of Emmett in my story! Caution:may cause uncontrollable laughter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Emmett, Bella
No Rosalie Don't! by Twilightlover1518 reviews
What happens when Rosalie gets fed up with Bella being around all the time and decides to take matters into her own hands to get rid of the Human? Problems with occur of course normal pairings a little OOC but not too much! R&R and please leave comment.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,367 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Truth or Dare: Cullen Style by edwardsbella99 reviews
Title explains much. Edward, Carlisle, and Emmett go hunting, and the rest stay home, playing truth or dare! What could go wrong? Rated M for sexual content...and alot of it. Read and Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 19,836 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008
A Bad Day by Undead Author reviews
Reid takes JJ to meet his schizophrenic mother and mayhem, et cetera, ensues. Reid/JJ, JJ/Reid, I don't know which way it goes.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2009 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Gasp The Pajamas! by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Edward won't wear any stupid pajamas, so Bella decides to get him some. What will happen? Better than it sounds, I'm no good at summaries!Sorry! Takes place 1 year after Breaking Dawn, in Bella's POV. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Barcelona by greenpeach20 reviews
Happy Valentine's Day to Jasper and Alice. They spend a romantic Valentine's Day in Barcelona, Spain. Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
New Moon: Edward's POV by Twilight.Angel.Gal reviews
New Moon from Edward's point of view. What exactly did Edward do when he was away from Bella? Read and find out! I'm horrible at summaries, please read & review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,027 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Edward
Pearls and Lace by greenpeach20 reviews
This is a Valentine's Day Lemon for Emmett and Rosalie. They always have fun on the holidays
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
You Kept My Heart Beating by greenpeach20 reviews
This is the story of carlisle and Esme. I will admit i cried a little while making the story, but worry not, it has a happy ending. E&C adn yes, there is lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,961 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Mr Banner? by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
When Bella and Edward have Biology, Edward hears Mr. Banner's thoughts and isn't happy... then in comes Mike... and Edward meets his nose.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,775 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
What Not to Wear: Bella Swan by Sara811 reviews
Alice and Rosalie sign Bella up for the TV show What Not to Wear to cure her of her jeans and tees wardrobe. When everyone goes to New York, what could possibly go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,094 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008
Death By Love by Arastas reviews
Deep down, I knew somehow that I would be last, that she would save me for the end. Maybe to let me know what was coming, to let me dread it. It worked. Royce's POV of his death. Pairingless.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Royce King II, Rosalie - Complete
Eighteenth Story by stress reviews
COMPLETE: Four times when Rosalie saved Emmett -- and one time she let him be the hero. EmmettxRosalie, set Pre-Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,595 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
A Shocking Realization by AiyanaStone reviews
Morgan goes to check up on Reid, and learns something about his young friend.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 7,880 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8368 - Favs: 7,490 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Are You Sleeping by supergirl3684 reviews
4TH IN REID SERIES! Reid’s having trouble sleeping and snaps at Morgan. Morgan answers back in a big brother manner. WARNING: Contains Corporal Punishment
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Cullen Hot Tub Truth or Dare! by grimmkimfaerytales reviews
What it says. Comissioned by the VMT Queens of Games and Skits, so you know it's good. Don't hate the player, baby! Story as is, sequel in progress. We are not Ms. Meyer. Reviews, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Rosalie the Mechanic? by saranicole reviews
I always thought of Rosalie as someone who wouldn’t want to get dirt under her fingernails, so what would prompt her to want to work on a car? This is my story of how Rosalie became a mechanic. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Stuck by a red burn reviews
JJ and Reid and an elevator without power
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
Emmett's Epiphany by MidnightWalking reviews
A oneshot of Emmett after he learns Bella is dead, and what happens when he finds out Rosalie called Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Emmett - Complete
Get a Clue by Melismata Maiden reviews
[CRIMINAL MINDS] The BAU works late on Thanksgiving to finish up an important case...sort of. ONESHOT
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Complete
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Pain of Losing a Friend
Oneshot. Morgan's POV. Based heavily off of CM's 7x01, "It Takes a Village." Derek Morgan had suffered immense guilt and pain when Emily had died, and now when he finds out that she is actually alive...what exactly is going inside his mind? Please R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
Escapade Fidelity reviews
Spencer Reid fell in love six years ago, and now - by some miracle - he has the girl whom he loves. But he never expected that true love, life, and dealing with the demons inside of him could be so difficult... but also so remarkably beautiful. R&R.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - S. Reid, Lila A.