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Joined 06-14-09, id: 1969859, Profile Updated: 06-09-11

Oh hey. I'm a blonde, British prick who has a fanfiction profile purely to procrastinate from exam revision.
I'm about as prepared for moving out to go to university as I am for the outbreak of nuclear war.
Well, I've probably thought about the nuclear war one slightly more. D:

I'm blind in my left eye.
Eye related humour is always appreciated, because there's nothing sadder than a person who takes life far too seriously.
For your pleasure, have some one-eyed emoticons.
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"IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU WINK, BECAUSE TO YOU IT'S LIKE BLINKING! HAHAHAHAHA."
- One of my best friends.


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I'm a bit of a Twitter addict.
My music taste is better than yours.

NO REALLY.

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Friends in Love by AgoodWITCH reviews
Edward moves into the last available room on-campus, a co-ed suite with Bella. Feelings arise, but neither are in a position to return them. After traumatic events will they be able to let their friendship to grow into more. AU/AH *DARK THEMES* rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,783 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dance With Me by AgoodWITCH reviews
Edward, a well know author, starts working at Bella's bar as research for his next project. But as circumstance pushes them together, and feelings grow into something serious, Bella's afraid her past will change the way Edward feels. AU/AH/Canon COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,591 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bob by i.heart.the.doctor reviews
Bella and Edward had it rough when they were growing up. They return to Forks after 5 years for some revenge. AH/AU OOC... features character death, some gore, minor lemons and roadkill named Bob MY ENTRY FOR THE 'TO KILL A CULLEN' ONE SHOT CONTEST.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,726 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete