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Joined 06-14-09, id: 1969868, Profile Updated: 12-29-13
Author has written 12 stories for Haruhi Suzumiya series, Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, K-ON!/けいおん!, Ichigo Mashimaro, and Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま!.

HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY PROFILE!

Okay...oh you're still here? I though the all-caps would make you run. Darn...

Anyway, my name is babbler and I live in northern Canada in an igloo on Lake Tasgesusydhcjcusupushucoupeousjkloue, which we call THE LAKE. In the summer I enjoy skating, ice fishing, and hanging out with caribou. In the winter I enjoy the bitter cold and fighting with polar bears. Just so you know they're tossers and hog the blankets...but don't tell them them I said that.

Still here...? I wanna go play with the polar bears! You're so mean making me write all this!

I love writing. Love it so much I want to marry it but right now it's the other woman and my muse isn't happy about that. Like all writers, I love to read voraciously. My parents did me a grand disservice in raising me in a happy well to do family. I mean we had it all. Extra fish heads to fight over with the dogs and even gauze when I got visciously mauled. That aforementioned disservice was instilling in me a love for drama. I never had drama growing up so now I love the drama! Hate drama queens but love the drama. I can scarcely crawl out of my igloo in the morning without plotting two foxes against each other in my head. If only I used all the brain power for good and not for the drama.

Mama said I should be an engineer. Plan a city. Build a bridge. Dad said I should be a teacher. Shape a mind. Grow the future. I found drama. Became unemployed...( I actually test the ice thickness on Lake Tasgesusydhcjcusupushucoupeousjkloue by forcefully smashing my skull against it and looking for cracks).

I like writing dark serious stories (though that may not be apparent from what I've written here). My biggest influences are Watchmen (the movie is crap), Calvin and Hobbes, The Boys, Empowered, Sailor Nothing (GOOGLE IT! READ IT! IT'S FREE!! It is excellent!), Berserk, and Black Lagoon. That's not all, but it's all all I could think of on short notice. Each of these series is dark (sans Calvin and Hobbes and even then there are interpretations that make it a little sadder) because I like series that aren't afraid to hurt their characters. Rough them up and make them beg for mercy. I HATE when authors take it easy on their characters! I don't mean letting them be happy but I do mean getting their wishes granted, epic buttpulls that keep them alive, or unnatural luck (unless it turns out to not be much luck at all).

With that being said I try and make a series realistic within the bounds already set for a story...unless it's AU and then all bets are off. I then hunker my characters with the real baggage that would come with a situation and let them seek out their own misery or happiness. Put into other words: give them enough rope to hang themselves.

I also like comedy. Baka no Test, anything Monty Python, and Blackadder are my favourites but I enjoy the funny as long as it's not dumb funny. To put it bluntly, humour is hard to write and I'm not sure how well I do writing it, but I do know that it wears me out.

Another thing of note is that in real life I'm quite laconic and this translates over into my writings so things that might be perfectly clear to me might not get enough attention in my writings and understanding will suffer. The polar bears don't appreciate my writing : ( and their advice always sucks so I appreciate reviews. If you feel the need to say something about my stories than that's probably a legitimate concern and I hope you'll share it with me.

I'm currently reading/watching/playing:

SNAFU and Kiniro Mosaic

Just added:

Chapter 5 of Light, Camera, Magical Lyrical Nanoha.

Working on:

I have no idea...trying to get something finished.

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Ready, Sette, Go! by Moczo reviews
Sette of the Numbers has been released from prison early for model behavior. With no other reasonable mission objectives, she does the only logical thing: move into the Nakajima house, and attempt to integrate into society. Key word being, 'attempt'.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,843 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sette, Cinque N.
Cherry by Caelion reviews
Can one candy bring two people closer? And how cherries fit in all of this when it's already autumn? Shameless fluff, NanoFate in their high school times.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete
Taken Day by Day by Immi reviews
Since when is Mahora a prison? The number of inmates the school holds is doubled when Tsukuyomi is officially inducted as a student and Setsuna is ordered to play jailer. SetsuYomi. AU after chapter 290.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,231 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - [Setsuna S., Tsukuyomi]
Gut Feeling by deathcurse reviews
Colonel Hayate Yagami had a goal: she was going to become a General before she turned 30. So she really shouldn't be surprised that love wasn't ever going to be more than just a distraction for her, right? A "Hayate x Vivio Files" story.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Hayate Y., Vivio - Complete
The Lights in The Sky Are Stars by Kode Dekka reviews
After a terrible accident, Nanoha becomes unable to use magic or fly, possibly for good. She's changed, but not for the better. Fate has also been keeping secrets, terrible ones. All of this leading to a terrible tragedy. Rated M. Fate x Nanoha/Hayate.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,985 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Fate T., Hayate Y. - Complete
Punch Line by Sean Gaffney reviews
They may be in college now, but Miu is still Miu. Chika POV. Chika/Miu.
Ichigo Mashimaro - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
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Lights, Camera, Magical Lyrical Nanoha reviews
Nanoha's the star of a hit television series it's too bad her co-workers aren't more like their fictional counterparts.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Fate T., Nanoha T.
Displaced reviews
During a mock battle, a piece of Lost Logia activates and Fate is transfered to another universe. Getting back might not be easy.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,816 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Fate T.
Graduation Mashimaro reviews
Chika and Miu celebrate their graduation with their classmates. Somethings change and some never will.
Ichigo Mashimaro - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Complete
Smoke and Misgivings reviews
Chance, and a smidgen of faulty wiring, bring two people closer together. AU
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,505 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Fate T., Nanoha T.
The Angst of Fate Testarossa & co reviews
Fate just wants a quiet boring school life. It's too bad no one, escpecially a certain White Devil, cares what she wants.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,223 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Fate T., Nanoha T.
Is Something Burning? reviews
Fate can't wait to return home after a long mission but everything isn't how she remembers it.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,211 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Fate T., Nanoha T.
First Impressions reviews
Asuna's off on a date but it doesn't quite go as expected. AU
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Asuna K., Setsuna S. - Complete
Thunderstruck reviews
Mikoto was having a bad day but things can always get worse when you have a nickname like "Railgun."
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,604 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Mikoto M., Kuroko S.
Delinquents reviews
Subaru is a new teacher in a high school trying to learn the ropes. Delinquents like Fate aren't making it easy for her. AU
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Teana L., Subaru N.
Whispering in the Dark reviews
Nodoka and Mio are practicing for a play alone in a classroom together after school. The other girls are worried about the implications of these two whispering in the dark.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
The Love Potion of Haruhi Suzumiya reviews
Even a fake love potion is a problem when Haruhi is involved.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,284 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
The Mischief of Haruki Suzumiya reviews
A day trip of Haruki and Kyonko looking for supernatural things ends with Kyonko becoming quite popular with the male demographic.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete