Author has written 9 stories for Warriors, Okami, Pokémon, and Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice.
"I'm a freaking explosive force waiting to happen upon your face." - Toby Turner
""All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" -Cave Johnson
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life."
— John Lennon
Maybe our favourite quotations say more about us then the stories and people we're quoting.
"To the guy that just took out a parking garage, please pull your vehicle over. We are 93% sure that that is illegal."
"Oh, I'll forget about it...WHEN I CHOKE YOU WITH YOUR OWN TRACHEA!"
Dolphins are sharks who like to watch Glee. Also: dolphins are mammals, like rats. Sharks are sharks.
Is that a dinosaur?
Am I being chased by a dinosaur?
Oh my god there is a demon brontosaurus chasing me!
Everybody wants a rock to scare the hell out of the monster with- Toby Turner
Some things are optional. Some things are illegal and some things are really gross. " -Craig Benzine
Fish scales are pokey. Easy does it. -Craig Benzine
"All hail Lelouch!"
"And, in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make." The Beatles, "The End"
"Its sad that I'm the mentally disabled one, yet I act more mature than you, when you have no excuse."
Toby: *Stands up on pole* I am standing on this pole... So I can see monsters and be like "I'm ready for you!"
Toby: I'M SO NOT READY!!!
We don't care about much money you make unless you're giving it to us!
We don't care about how fast you run a mile unless you're getting us Taco Bell! -Nigahiga
"Hey, kid. Do you smoke?"
"No, I'm just bleeding for fun."
"EEP! You scared the living muffin crumbs outta me!"
Hey, I'm Quince's Blue Moon. Some might call me Inky, Bones, Quincy, Ms. Adolpha. I'm a die-hard fan of the Warriors Series, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, D.N. Angel, Harry Potter, Fruits Basket, Alice no Kuni no Heart, Code Geass, Pandora Hearts, Durarara!!, Ginga Densetsu Weed, The Lion King, Gundam 00 and Soul Eater. My favorite band is The Beatles but, my favorite song is The Crow and the Butterfly by Shinedown. I'm a terrible grammar-Nazi. I'm obsessed with the game Okami. Favorite animal, a walrus. My SECOND favorite animals are a three-way-tie between tigers, badgers, and horses, rats and raccoons come in a very close third.
Likes: Candy, fried chicken, walruses, The Beatles, Fall Out Boy, equal rights, grammar, cats, debates, writing, friends, rock'n'roll, some pop music, metal music, wolf pelts, wolf hunting, caribou, bison, tigers, lions
Hates: Weeaboos, wolfaboos, obnoxious people, liars, snobs, Mary-Sues, trolls, "emo" people, whiners
"The usual, spreading joy to orphans by throwing up rainbows on them." -My friend
"Another trip to Home Depot and Canadian Tire. I always get such a kick from the look on guys faces when you are in the tool section or near the fishing supplies. Well nothing beats the automotive section - they look at you like, "what are you doing here?" like you have invaded the tree fort."
"The only thing I HAVE to do in this life is die. Everything else is a choice with consequences - including breathing."
"I once crocheted a pair of fuzzy purple balls and sent them to my friend's ex for Christmas; judging by his whiny complaints and incessant text-messaged Emo song lyrics sent after the fact, he was having trouble finding his own."
"Yes, I'm pissed off and most people irritate me. But if people weren't so ignorant, self-absorbed, and down right stupid, I wouldn't be so bitchy all the time."
"Sorry honey, but I just cashed my last rain check."
"Where is that from?"
"Would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets!?" by Fujioka Haruhi (Ouran High School Host Club anime/manga)
"I wouldn't walk over a moat of dead piranhas."
"I AM BECOMING ONE WITH POP CULTURE!"
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams
Trust in god, but lock your car.
"Who the hell is in my bathtub?"
Two wrongs don't make a right. But two Wrightes make a plane.
Why do noses run, when feet smell?
If you're not supposed to talk to strangers, then how do I make friends?
I just killed the older version of myself, is that murder or suicide?
Caution: Door may open.
Procrastinators unite... tomorrow!
Hurricane Evacuation plan:
1. Grab beer.
2. Run like hell.
National Watermelon Promotion Board
It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.
This profile is open nine days a week.
Stuff and Things for sale.
Whenever I see a park bench, a disturbing image of Takakazu Abe appears in my mind. The group that wants to learn the "Yaranaika" dance increases daily. Soon, this house will be seated upon a park bench and clad in a blue jumpsuit. -Litany by Violette-K
..I don't want to finish that. It was more painful to write than I had imagined. After the cabbages surrounded me, they fused together to make up a mammoth cabbage that destroyed the store with the lasers that were attached to its face. Sir Hiyama the Noble stole my tea, and I woke up with a headache. -Litany by Violette-K
Since it was only five minutes away from our house, he decided to get there via sparkly blue unicycle, and I on my (rather awesome) bike. I must say that Kaito's skill on the unicycle have improved since last summer, as he only lost his balance six times during the trip to and from the place. I, however, am too much of a piece of deep-fried pigeon to get my bum on that thing. -Litany by Violette-K
At around 5:00 in the morning, I woke up to find Kaito wearing the garb of a Sans-Culotte and singing in broken French as he sat on my bed with my hair wrapped around his greasy neck, like a scarf. One can say that this is the first event that led to me ripping my clothes out (like the Incredible Hulk) and screaming my head off while lasers shot out of my eyes. -Litany by Violette-K
Beware of dog.
Cat is not trustworthy either.
It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Love starts with a Smile, grows with a Kiss, and ends with a Teardrop.
ALL ABOARD THE FIBER TRAIN!
Behind every successful man is a very surprised woman.
If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.- Lewis Carroll
"And how did you find America?"
"Turn left at Greenland." -John Lennon
"Ringo, what are you up to?"
"Page 5." -Ringo Starr
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Break: "Thank you for "decorating" my room with such splendor, mister Vincent."
Vincent: "Em, you like that style? That's great."
Break: "Of course. I loved it so much it made me want to spit on you!!"
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To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar from over 2 million individual flowers.
People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any othersport.
Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.
Astronauts can't belch -there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.
Ancient Roman, Chinese and German societies often used urine as mouthwash.
The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. In the Renaissance era, it was fashion to shave them off!
Because of the speed at which Earth moves around the Sun, it is impossible for a solar eclipse to last more than 7 minutes and 58 seconds.
Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.
Gold is the only metal that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the ground for thousands ofyears.
If you stop gettingthirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirstmechanism shuts off.
Each year 2,000,000 smokers either quit smoking or die of tobacco-related diseases.
When it originallyappeared in 1886 - Coca Cola was billed as an Esteemed Brain Tonic and Intellectual Beverage.
Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals.
Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters andnewspapers.
The song, Auld Lang Syne, is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every English-speaking country in the world to bring in the new year.
For every real Christmas tree harvested, two to three seedlings are planted in its place.
Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent
Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn't smoke unless it's heated above 450F.
Nine out of every 10 living things, live in the ocean.
The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of man.
Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density.
Fish and Chip selling officially remained an offensive trade until 1940 due to the smell it produces.
The University of Alaska spans four time zones.
The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.
In ancient Greece , tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.
Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song, Happy Birthday.
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
A comet's tail always points away from the sun
The Swine Flu vaccine in 1976 caused more death and illness than the disease it was intended to prevent
Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other pain killers, that is why it is found in some medicines.
The military salute is amotion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.
If you get into the bottom of a well or a tall chimney and look up, you can see stars, evenin the middle of the day.
When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost is sight.
In ancient times strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed.
Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred grams.
It cost the soft drink industry $100 million a year for thefts committed involving vending machines.
The moon moves about two inches away from the Earth each year.
The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.
Due to earth's gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters.
Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, but women's shirts have the buttons on the left.
Mickey Mouse is known as "Topolino" in Italy.
Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down.
The painting that won second place in a competition, held by the US National Academy of Design, was hanging upside down when it was judged.
Everything weighs one percent less at the equator.
For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel are needed at lift-off.
The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.
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