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Joined 06-14-09, id: 1969989, Profile Updated: 07-22-12
Author has written 12 stories for Titanic, Horatio Hornblower, Phantom of the Opera, and Across the Universe.

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It pictures Kristen Petronsky and James Moody from Of Crew and Water Bombs, our co-write.

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Seriously Messed Up Men by Leader of the Penguins reviews
Secret cross-dresser. Alcoholic. Painting addict. Scared of everything. Multiple personalities. Paranoid wreck. Haunted by a dead hamster. Captain Smith possibly assembled the most messed-up crew in history. He'd better hope nothing serious happens on Titanic's maiden voyage. Yeah, dream on pal. I think random is a bit of an understatement here.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,944 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Lightoller, Murdoch
Titanic: The Thomas Andrews Affair by Celtic Ceilidh reviews
Mimi Monaghan, a working class Irish maid, has spent months fantasising about Titanic's master shipbuilder, Thomas Andrews (Victor Garber-style). Employed as a White Star Line stewardess aboard Titanic, her femininity reawakens as she begins a fiery affair with the unhappily married shipbuilder. Lifechanging heartbreak ensues. Title based on 'The Thomas Crown Affair'. *ON HIATUS*
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 130,281 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Thomas A., unknown
Titanic on Twitter by magic-blood reviews
What if the Edwardian passengers aboard the RMS Titanic were capable of the social networking site twitter? A lot of nonsense. #crack
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Rose D., Jack D. - Complete
Titanic On Jeopardy! by TheFilmDirector2013 reviews
The funny, Hilarious story of what would happen if Jack, Rose, Thomas Andrews, Bruce Ismay, Will Murdoch & Officer Lightoller winded up on an episode of the hit game show, Jeopardy. If you like, please read & review, thanks!
Titanic - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Jack D., Rose D. - Complete
An Ocean Apart by Azzamonkeyman reviews
Rose has survived the sinking of the Titanic and is trying to deal with the death of her lover, Jack. However, when she hears that he may still be alive, she puts her new life as a middle class wife on hold to find him. But will their passion be the same?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,796 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Rose D., Jack D.
L'Ange Noir by dontstealmyvitaminies reviews
In an isolated castle by the sea, Erik and his reluctant pupil must learn to love and bear each other after one promise to a dying man leads to kidnapping, betrayal, obsession and revenge. This angel won't let Christine be taken so easily from his grasp.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 247,717 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Of Crew and Water Bombs by Irish Story Teller reviews
Stewardess Mayda O'Brian and Chief officer Kristen Petronsky run into much more than they could have ever imagined aboard the great Titanic. A co-write between myself, Irish Story Teller, and Sabresrthebest.
Titanic - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 91,347 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Moody, Lowe
If Titanic Were on Facebook by RachelDalloway reviews
Pretty much exactly what it sounds like.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Jack D., Rose D. - Complete
You've got NI! by Kyia.L.Kenobi reviews
The Knights who say Ni! order a shrubbery from amazon.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Confidence by Lerrydia reviews
Maria and Georg are married. What will happen now ..? A story of Georg and Maria's wedding night.
Sound of Music - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Maria R., Georg vT. - Complete
The Knights of Ni Handbook for the Squires of Ni by studentofwords reviews
This is something I wrote a few years ago. I think the title is pretty self-explanatory. Please review!
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Danger! Drunk Officers! by Leader of the Penguins reviews
They really shouldn't have been left alone with all that champagne. Let's just hope the hangover the next day was worth it.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lightoller, Lowe - Complete
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The Surge reviews
Three best friends. One ordinary sleepover. One extraordinary power surge that takes them on the adventure of a lifetime. Action, Sci-fi, and a touch of romance. Please read, and review! :D
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Moody, Lowe
From the Orchestra Pit reviews
Victoria Daae is the older sister of Christine, watching her emerging star of a sister from the orchestra pit. She made a promise to her father to protect her sister from harm, but will she be willing to give up her own freedom to keep that promise?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,196 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Erik, Christine
The Highland Games reviews
When the boys get into a fight over a girl, there is only one way to settle the dispute! Come along with the gang to the lovely hills of Scotland for a -well-different round of the Highland Games! Not ATU. Read, review, and enjoy! :)
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/1/2013
A Penny For Your Thoughts, Guvnor? reviews
A result of boredom. The humorous thoughts of passengers and crew as the Titanic is sinking. One-shot!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Jack D., Rose D.
Then, Now, and Forever reviews
A re-write of Hard To Starboard. Re-vamped plot and better writing. Kristen Petronsky is Chief Officer of the grandest ship in the world and engaged to Thomas Andrews. She hides her misery under a false smile...but a man from her past can change all that.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Moody, Lightoller
Enter Sandman reviews
Kristen has another boring night in the Mess Hall.....later that night, her dreams prove to be anything but boring......
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,695 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Moody, Lowe
Toy Soldier reviews
A bit of nonsense starring everyone's favorite Lord......
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Mess Hall reviews
A collection of all the one shots I write....check here for some humor!
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010
The Winds Of Change reviews
Sequel to Hard To Starboard! Kristen has to get used to her new high class life, but when one man comes along, will everything work out?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 21,373 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Moody, Lightoller - Complete
Her Legacy reviews
A little free-verse poem I wrote. Enjoy! No flames, please.
Titanic - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
Hard To Starboard! reviews
For Kristen Petronsky, life seems perfect. She's engaged to Thomas Andrews, and is First Officer on the R.M.S. Titanic. However, things aren't always as they seem. To her, life stinks. That is, until she meets Mr. Moody.....Final Chapter Up!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 38,496 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Moody, Thomas A. - Complete
A Not So First Class Dinner reviews
A little one-shot I wrote because I was bored. Everyone's favorite lookouts wreak a little havoc at dinner.
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Fredrick F. - Complete
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