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Joined 06-14-09, id: 1969989, Profile Updated: 02-27-15
Author has written 9 stories for Titanic, Horatio Hornblower, Phantom of the Opera, and Across the Universe.

Thanks to Irish Story Teller for the beautiful icon!

It pictures Kristen Petronsky and James Moody from Of Crew and Water Bombs, our co-write.

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School has gotten insane for me, so I don't know when I'll get around to updating all of these. Look for some mischievous writings between myself and Leader of the Penguins soon!

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Expect the Unexpected by Leader of the Penguins reviews
REVAMPED AND FORMERLY KNOWN AS SERIOUSLY MESSED UP MEN. With the seven officers of Titanic afflicted by various levels of lunacy, chaos and hilarity ensues on the ship's maiden voyage. Soon not even Captain Smith is surprised by the bizarre incidents any more, having come to expect them. With the ill-fated liner headed for eventual disaster, can his men get it together in time?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,083 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Murdoch, Lightoller, Boxhall, Pitman
Titanic: The Thomas Andrews Affair by Celtic Ceilidh reviews
Mimi Monaghan, a working class Irish maid, has spent months fantasising about the Titanic's master shipbuilder, Thomas Andrews. Employed as a White Star Line stewardess aboard the ship, her femininity reawakens as she begins a fiery affair with the unhappily married shipbuilder. Lifechanging heartbreak ensues. Title based on 'The Thomas Crown Affair'. *EXTENDED HIATUS*
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 130,281 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Thomas A., unknown
Titanic on Twitter by magik-blood reviews
What if the Edwardian passengers aboard the RMS Titanic were capable of the social networking site twitter? A lot of nonsense. #crack
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Rose D., Jack D. - Complete
Titanic On Jeopardy! by Ms. Cailin-alainn reviews
The funny, Hilarious story of what would happen if Jack, Rose, Thomas Andrews, Bruce Ismay, Will Murdoch & Officer Lightoller winded up on an episode of the hit game show, Jeopardy. If you like, please read & review, thanks!
Titanic - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Jack D., Rose D. - Complete
An Ocean Apart by Azzamonkeyman reviews
Rose has survived the sinking of the Titanic and is trying to deal with the death of her lover, Jack. However, when she hears that he may still be alive, she puts her new life as a middle class wife on hold to find him. But will their passion be the same?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,796 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Rose D., Jack D.
Of Crew and Water Bombs by Irish Story Teller reviews
Stewardess Mayda O'Brian and Chief officer Kristen Petronsky run into much more than they could have ever imagined aboard the great Titanic. A co-write between myself, Irish Story Teller, and Sabresrthebest.
Titanic - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 91,347 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Moody, Lowe
If Titanic Were on Facebook by RachelDalloway reviews
Pretty much exactly what it sounds like.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Jack D., Rose D. - Complete
You've got NI! by Kyia.L.Kenobi reviews
The Knights who say Ni! order a shrubbery from amazon.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Confidence by Lerrydia reviews
Maria and Georg are married. What will happen now ..? A story of Georg and Maria's wedding night.
Sound of Music - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Maria R., Georg vT. - Complete
The Knights of Ni Handbook for the Squires of Ni by studentofwords reviews
This is something I wrote a few years ago. I think the title is pretty self-explanatory. Please review!
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Danger! Drunk Officers! by Leader of the Penguins reviews
The officers decide to throw a party in the mess hall. With all of them hideously drunk, common sense and dignity go flying right out the window. But will any of them wake up with more than just a hangover the next day?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Murdoch, Lowe, Lightoller, Wilde - Complete
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The Surge reviews
Three best friends. One ordinary sleepover. One extraordinary power surge that takes them on the adventure of a lifetime. Action, Sci-fi, and a touch of romance. Please read, and review! :D
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,461 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Moody, Lowe
From the Orchestra Pit reviews
Victoria Daae is the older sister of Christine, watching her emerging star of a sister from the orchestra pit. She made a promise to her father to protect her sister from harm, but will she be willing to give up her own freedom to keep that promise?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,196 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Erik, Christine
The Highland Games reviews
When the boys get into a fight over a girl, there is only one way to settle the dispute! Come along with the gang to the lovely hills of Scotland for a -well-different round of the Highland Games! Not ATU. Read, review, and enjoy! :)
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/1/2013
A Penny For Your Thoughts, Guvnor? reviews
A result of boredom. The humorous thoughts of passengers and crew as the Titanic is sinking. One-shot!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Jack D., Rose D.
Enter Sandman reviews
Kristen has another boring night in the Mess Hall.....later that night, her dreams prove to be anything but boring......
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,695 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Moody, Lowe
Toy Soldier reviews
A bit of nonsense starring everyone's favorite Lord......
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
The Winds Of Change reviews
Sequel to Hard To Starboard! Kristen has to get used to her new high class life, but when one man comes along, will everything work out?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 21,373 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Moody, Lightoller - Complete
Hard To Starboard! reviews
For Kristen Petronsky, life seems perfect. She's engaged to Thomas Andrews, and is First Officer on the R.M.S. Titanic. However, things aren't always as they seem. To her, life stinks. That is, until she meets Mr. Moody.....Final Chapter Up!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 38,496 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Moody, Thomas A. - Complete
A Not So First Class Dinner reviews
A little one-shot I wrote because I was bored. Everyone's favorite lookouts wreak a little havoc at dinner.
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Fredrick F. - Complete
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