Author has written 10 stories for Happy Tree Friends.
Hello Fanfictionites! Welcome to my profile, and thank you for taking the time out of your day to look at my profile. So please look around I work to please you (And mostly myself) I know you don't wan't to read some boring bio or a bunch of copy n' paste messages so scroll down and just do what you came here to do.
wow...havent updated this profile in a while...im sorry to say this but...i wont be updating as often as i did (like i ever did, stories are hard to write.) This is because of computer problems (Youre probably thinking "WTF then how did you update your profile" Well its because I used a friend's computer!) It makes me angry to know i had 3 and a half pre written chapters to use. So yeah, to sum up i wont be updating until october or september.
Read, Rate, and Review my stories!
People I want to thank (Sorry about the spelling- these aren't in any particular order of importance)
Meowth's Toon Dragon
STORY IDEAS (These dates are estimates) DONT STEAL THESE IDEAS!! THESE ARE COMPLETED ALREADY AND GOING THROUGH AN EDITING PROCESS!
HTF: International Scavenger Hunt!- After Hostage is done
HTF SHORT SEREIES (AROUND 9 EPISODES) Now- April 20 2010
THIRD STRIKE (SEQUEL TO HOSTAGE) May 2010 (Sorry! Hostage is going to be more than I planned)
SURVIVIOR In progress
Odd Jobs- Cancelled. Unless you want me write about your Oc/desired character to get off their ass and get a job
ROBBERY ( STARRING LIFTY AND SHIFTY ITS WHEN THEY ROB FLIPPY'S HOUSE, BUT INSTEAD OF KILLING THEM FLIPPY DECIDES A PUNISHMENT FAR WORSE... PRISION LIFE!!) June 2010 -This story is on sale If you want it you'l have to pay with ideas or reveiws
Happy go Lucky-Deceber 2010
ODD COUPLES June 2010- This story is on sale If you want it you'l have to pay with ideas or reveiws
Candies are green and Sadness is blue (Sequel to Nutty and Petunia) July 2010
Chiller- June 2010- This story is on sale. If you want it you'l have to pay with ideas or reveiws
Ouija- December 2012
HTF International Scavenger hunt- Whenever Roadtrip! is done
Roadtrip! In progress
Eclipse- October 2010
One lit candle- 2/14/10
Toothy n' Cuddles- 2/20/10 (Basically a story where Cuddles and Toothy have funny adventures)
Night Shift, Day Shift- 3/30/2010 Starring Nuttty!
Vengance- January 2012
STUFF YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME (And probably dont care about)
I LIVE IN NEW YORK
HTF IS MY BIGGEST OBSESSION
I HATE BUGS ALOT
MOTHS CREEP ME OUT
I 'M SHY AND QUIET
I'M KINDA CRAZY
I HATE PINK AND ALL THE OTHER BRIGHT COLORS
MY FAV COLORS ARE BLACK, RED AND PURPLE
THE HTF COUPLE I CURRENTLY SUPPORT ARE: FLIPPY X FLAKY, PETUNIA X NUTTY OR PETUNIA X SHIFTY (OR LIFTY) AND CUDDLES AND GIGGLES
Age-(please don't laugh) 13 (Finaly!) (Hard to beleive I write like this at 13)
Likes- happy tree friends, my friends, and my stuff
hates- nearly everything that's bad
my favorite shows: happy tree friends, robot chicken, auqua team hungerforce, and any other cartoon show!!
FAV TYPES OF MUSIC : Rock and Metal (IT'S THE ONLY THING I LISTEN TO!)
FAV BANDS- Bullet For My Valentine, Simple plan, Linkin park, koRn, Breaking Benjamin, Creed, Halestorm, Flyleaf, Evanessence, Lamb of God, Disturbed, Atreyu (Did i spell that right?)
THINGS I LOVE: HAPPY TREE FRIENDS, PLATFORMER GAMES, HORROR MOVIES, MYSELF, MY SANCTUARY
This is a copy and paste from another profile
This is a copy and paste from another profile
1. One of your scars, how did you get it? I have a scar on my arm. I cut myself by accident
2.If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be? A Cat
3.Do you like toothpaste? Depends on what flavor.
4. What type of music do you listen to? Rock, Metal, or anything with meaning
5. Do you know what time you were born? 9:50 on 9/28
6. What do you want more than anything right now? Wendy's!
7. What do you miss? 2003
8. What is your most prized possession? My "It's a girl" Balloon, my iPod and my Computer
9. How tall are you? 5'5!
10. Do you get claustrophobic? yes, when two really fat people sit on both side of you on the bus. It crushes the hell out of me
11. Do you get scared in the dark? no
12. The last person to make you cry is... Some bitch named Brianna.
13. What is your favorite perfume for a girl? I wear perfume but i don't enjoy smelling it on other girls
14. What kind of hair/eye color do you like on the opposite gender? Blue and Hazel eyes. Other than that, hair doesn't matter
15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? Don't wanna get married
16. Coffee or energy drink? Both.
17. What's your favorite pizza topping? Peperoni
18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? French Fries
21. What was the first meaningful gift you've ever received? The gift of life...oh wait that was my curse
22. Do you like anybody? yes
23. Are you double-jointed? no
24. What's your favorite clothing brand? IDC (Not a label)
26. Do you have a pet right now? Yes
27. What kind is it? A cat
29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? I don't show affection...well only to my mom
30. Say a number between one and a hundred 78
31. Blondes or brunettes? Really?
32. What is the one number you call most often? My mom
33. What annoys you the most? Twilight.
34. Have you been out of the USA? Yes. To the Carribean and London
35. What are your weaknesses? my phobias
36. Have you met anyone famous? No
37. What was your first job? Never had one
38. Have you ever done a prank call? Yeah! I found out that it was my math techer then nect day...
41. What were you doing before filling this out? Sleeping
40. Have you ever had surgery? No
42. What do you get complimented about most? I'm black. I don't get compliments.
43. Have you ever had braces? Not yet
44. What do you want for your birthday? A phone
45. How many kids do you want? Don't want any
46. Were you named after anyone? no
47. Do you wish on stars? no
49. What kind of shampoo do you use? And your asking this for what reason?
50. Do you like your handwriting? Yes! No one but me can read it!
51. What's your favorite lunch meat? ham
52. Do you have any bad habits? Stuttering and picking my nails
53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? .People still have CD's? I thought that's why we had iPods for!
54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Yes. I need a friend
56. Do looks matter? NO
57. How do you release anger? Shoot animals
58. Where is your second home? Actually my dad has three. One in Maryland, Some where in Brooklyn, and in Jamacia
60. What was your favorite toy as a child? Blocks
61. How many numbers are in your cell phone? 10. 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, should there be anymore
62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid? No. I always thought peachy costumes had pedophiles in them
63. Do you use sarcasm? Oh, no...OF COURSE I DO!
64. Mashed potatoes or macaroni and cheese? Macaroni and cheese
65. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Really?
66. What are your nicknames? "Oero" "Uncle Tom" "Spazz" "Nerd" "Emo" "Evil"
67. What's your favorite band/singer? Bullet for my Valentine
68. What's your favorite TV show? South park, Family guy, or HTF
69. What was your act sat score? Was?
70. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Vanilla
71. Do you have all your fingers and toes? Well, for now...yes
72. When was the last time you worked out? I don't ever recall working out, but im not fat though
73. Did you notice that there's no #64? That was a fail. The original writer failed
74. What's the fastest you have gone in a car? It's still illegal for me to drive
75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? If someone sees all these questions and wants to copy and paste them onto their profile, then yes.
76. What are you listening to? The Diary by Hollywood Undead
77. What was the last thing you drank? water
78. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My mom
79. What's the first thing you notice in the opposite gender? Uh...their skin and face?
80. What's your favorite thought-provoking song? I will not bow by Breaking Benjamin
81. What's your favorite thing to hate?
People that cling to the invisible world for their safety
82. What's your favorite month of the year? September. Free girfts plus, it's not too hot or cold
83. What's your favorite Zodiac sign? Libra
85. What is your hair color? black
86. Eye color? brown
89. Favorite fast food restaurant?
McDonalds. Stereotypical, ain't it?
90. Do you lhink that people should lie when it's nessessary? Sure! I do it all the time!
91. Last thing you watched? Sleepaway camp
92. Favorite day of the year?
12/25. I get presents because the rest of my family celebrates Christmas
93. Play any musical instruments? I used to play the guitar but i broke it. Also, i'm starting to forget how to play.
94. Republican or democrat Democrat
95. Kisses or hugs kisses
96. Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.
97. What was the last thing you bought? Coffee
98. What kind of car do you have Don't have one
99. What book are you reading? The Catcher in the Rye By J.D Sakinger
100. Describe your love life. A blank space that can never be fillied
THIGS THAT ANNOY ME: Rap, FLIPPY FAN GIRL CHARACTERS OR OCS (THERE'S JUST TOO MANY) NUTTY X FLAKY PAIRINGS, FANFICS WHERE THE CHARACTERS HAVE MORE THAN 2 CHILDREN (THATS NASTY) OC OVERLOADS, STORIES WITH RACISIM
You say pink
-I say black
-You say Paris Hilton
-I say ...EW...
-You say Zac Efron
-I say WTF...
-You say rap
-I say rock
-You say Jonas Brothers
-I say MCR
-You say happy
-I say sad
-You say light
-I say dark
-You say life
-I say death
-You say I’m weird
-I say yes I am!
Check this out...
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
DON'T you hate it when...
Your dog\cat is the only animal that rips up or eats your home work.
Your freinds leave you behind for the sake of being with the in crowd.
Your family seems like the weirdest family ever.
Your dad embarasses you in public
Your teacher tells the class how great your work is and then everyone hates you
People think you're stuck up because you have better standards of how you should things
People think you're weird but really you're just unique
People tease you because the kind of friends you have
People say that your a loser because you don't go to partys or have MySpace Twitter, and Facebook
People put you doen because they know they're failing and you're not
People act fake around you and the minute you turn your back they laugh at you
The Stupidest Things On Products
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)
On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)
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