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Author has written 10 stories for Happy Tree Friends.

Hello Fanfictionites! Welcome to my profile, and thank you for taking the time out of your day to look at my profile. So please look around I work to please you (And mostly myself) I know you don't wan't to read some boring bio or a bunch of copy n' paste messages so scroll down and just do what you came here to do.

wow...havent updated this profile in a sorry to say this but...i wont be updating as often as i did (like i ever did, stories are hard to write.) This is because of computer problems (Youre probably thinking "WTF then how did you update your profile" Well its because I used a friend's computer!) It makes me angry to know i had 3 and a half pre written chapters to use. So yeah, to sum up i wont be updating until october or september.

Read, Rate, and Review my stories!

People I want to thank (Sorry about the spelling- these aren't in any particular order of importance)





Meowth's Toon Dragon


Visionary Dreamer



HTF: International Scavenger Hunt!- After Hostage is done


THIRD STRIKE (SEQUEL TO HOSTAGE) May 2010 (Sorry! Hostage is going to be more than I planned)

SURVIVIOR In progress

Odd Jobs- Cancelled. Unless you want me write about your Oc/desired character to get off their ass and get a job


Happy go Lucky-Deceber 2010

ODD COUPLES June 2010- This story is on sale If you want it you'l have to pay with ideas or reveiws

Candies are green and Sadness is blue (Sequel to Nutty and Petunia) July 2010

Chiller- June 2010- This story is on sale. If you want it you'l have to pay with ideas or reveiws

Ouija- December 2012

HTF International Scavenger hunt- Whenever Roadtrip! is done

Roadtrip! In progress

Eclipse- October 2010

One lit candle- 2/14/10

Toothy n' Cuddles- 2/20/10 (Basically a story where Cuddles and Toothy have funny adventures)

Night Shift, Day Shift- 3/30/2010 Starring Nuttty!

Vengance- January 2012

STUFF YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME (And probably dont care about)

I'M 5"5










Gender- FEMALE

Age-(please don't laugh) 13 (Finaly!) (Hard to beleive I write like this at 13)

Likes- happy tree friends, my friends, and my stuff

hates- nearly everything that's bad

my favorite shows: happy tree friends, robot chicken, auqua team hungerforce, and any other cartoon show!!


FAV BANDS- Bullet For My Valentine, Simple plan, Linkin park, koRn, Breaking Benjamin, Creed, Halestorm, Flyleaf, Evanessence, Lamb of God, Disturbed, Atreyu (Did i spell that right?)


This is a copy and paste from another profile

This is a copy and paste from another profile

1. One of your scars, how did you get it? I have a scar on my arm. I cut myself by accident

2.If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be? A Cat

3.Do you like toothpaste? Depends on what flavor.

4. What type of music do you listen to? Rock, Metal, or anything with meaning

5. Do you know what time you were born? 9:50 on 9/28

6. What do you want more than anything right now? Wendy's!

7. What do you miss? 2003

8. What is your most prized possession? My "It's a girl" Balloon, my iPod and my Computer

9. How tall are you? 5'5!

10. Do you get claustrophobic? yes, when two really fat people sit on both side of you on the bus. It crushes the hell out of me

11. Do you get scared in the dark? no

12. The last person to make you cry is... Some bitch named Brianna.

13. What is your favorite perfume for a girl? I wear perfume but i don't enjoy smelling it on other girls

14. What kind of hair/eye color do you like on the opposite gender? Blue and Hazel eyes. Other than that, hair doesn't matter

15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? Don't wanna get married

16. Coffee or energy drink? Both.

17. What's your favorite pizza topping? Peperoni

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? French Fries

21. What was the first meaningful gift you've ever received? The gift of life...oh wait that was my curse

22. Do you like anybody? yes

23. Are you double-jointed? no

24. What's your favorite clothing brand? IDC (Not a label)

26. Do you have a pet right now? Yes

27. What kind is it? A cat

28. Would you fall in love knowing he/she was leaving? Yes

29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? I don't show affection...well only to my mom

30. Say a number between one and a hundred 78

31. Blondes or brunettes? Really?

32. What is the one number you call most often? My mom

33. What annoys you the most? Twilight.

34. Have you been out of the USA? Yes. To the Carribean and London

35. What are your weaknesses? my phobias

36. Have you met anyone famous? No

37. What was your first job? Never had one

38. Have you ever done a prank call? Yeah! I found out that it was my math techer then nect day...

41. What were you doing before filling this out? Sleeping

40. Have you ever had surgery? No

42. What do you get complimented about most? I'm black. I don't get compliments.

43. Have you ever had braces? Not yet

44. What do you want for your birthday? A phone

45. How many kids do you want? Don't want any

46. Were you named after anyone? no

47. Do you wish on stars? no

49. What kind of shampoo do you use? And your asking this for what reason?

50. Do you like your handwriting? Yes! No one but me can read it!

51. What's your favorite lunch meat? ham

52. Do you have any bad habits? Stuttering and picking my nails

53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? .People still have CD's? I thought that's why we had iPods for!

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Yes. I need a friend

56. Do looks matter? NO

57. How do you release anger? Shoot animals

58. Where is your second home? Actually my dad has three. One in Maryland, Some where in Brooklyn, and in Jamacia

60. What was your favorite toy as a child? Blocks

61. How many numbers are in your cell phone? 10. 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, should there be anymore

62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid? No. I always thought peachy costumes had pedophiles in them

63. Do you use sarcasm? Oh, no...OF COURSE I DO!

64. Mashed potatoes or macaroni and cheese? Macaroni and cheese

65. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Really?

66. What are your nicknames? "Oero" "Uncle Tom" "Spazz" "Nerd" "Emo" "Evil"

67. What's your favorite band/singer? Bullet for my Valentine

68. What's your favorite TV show? South park, Family guy, or HTF

69. What was your act sat score? Was?

70. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Vanilla

71. Do you have all your fingers and toes? Well, for now...yes

72. When was the last time you worked out? I don't ever recall working out, but im not fat though

73. Did you notice that there's no #64? That was a fail. The original writer failed

74. What's the fastest you have gone in a car? It's still illegal for me to drive

75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? If someone sees all these questions and wants to copy and paste them onto their profile, then yes.

76. What are you listening to? The Diary by Hollywood Undead

77. What was the last thing you drank? water

78. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My mom

79. What's the first thing you notice in the opposite gender? Uh...their skin and face?

80. What's your favorite thought-provoking song? I will not bow by Breaking Benjamin

81. What's your favorite thing to hate?

People that cling to the invisible world for their safety

82. What's your favorite month of the year? September. Free girfts plus, it's not too hot or cold

83. What's your favorite Zodiac sign? Libra

85. What is your hair color? black

86. Eye color? brown

89. Favorite fast food restaurant?

McDonalds. Stereotypical, ain't it?

90. Do you lhink that people should lie when it's nessessary? Sure! I do it all the time!

91. Last thing you watched? Sleepaway camp

92. Favorite day of the year?

12/25. I get presents because the rest of my family celebrates Christmas

93. Play any musical instruments? I used to play the guitar but i broke it. Also, i'm starting to forget how to play.

94. Republican or democrat Democrat

95. Kisses or hugs kisses

96. Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.

97. What was the last thing you bought? Coffee

98. What kind of car do you have Don't have one

99. What book are you reading? The Catcher in the Rye By J.D Sakinger

100. Describe your love life. A blank space that can never be fillied


You say pink

-I say black

-You say Paris Hilton

-I say ...EW...

-You say Zac Efron

-I say WTF...

-You say rap

-I say rock

-You say Jonas Brothers

-I say MCR

-You say happy

-I say sad

-You say light

-I say dark

-You say life

-I say death

-You say I’m weird

-I say yes I am!

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not upset anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff. But that's okay, you never returned the shirt you borrowed from them either.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will tell off the crowd that left you and tell you that you're to good for them anyways

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up into the toliet. After this, you won't get drunk again. Tough love, baby.


A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

DON'T you hate it when...

Your dog\cat is the only animal that rips up or eats your home work.

Your freinds leave you behind for the sake of being with the in crowd.

Your family seems like the weirdest family ever.

Your dad embarasses you in public

Your teacher tells the class how great your work is and then everyone hates you

People think you're stuck up because you have better standards of how you should things

People think you're weird but really you're just unique

People tease you because the kind of friends you have

People say that your a loser because you don't go to partys or have MySpace Twitter, and Facebook

People put you doen because they know they're failing and you're not

People act fake around you and the minute you turn your back they laugh at you

The Stupidest Things On Products

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

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Green Eyes And A Cute Smirk by TayMarsh23 reviews
As soon as I saw Eli and Clare meet, I squealed and jumped up and down! They make such a cute couple! Which inspired me to make this story. I hope you like it. CHAPTER 17 IS UP!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,018 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Trapped by Hufflepuff Ninja reviews
Flippy wakes up to a most unpleasant surprise. First, he is a prisoner in his own home. Second, his jailer is...himself. Discontinued
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009
Laichzeit by deadliving reviews
All pet owners know that theres a special time of year when animals follow their primal sex drive. This is also true for the Happy Tree Friends
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,647 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Soldier of misfortune by Doomed Desires reviews
Flippy joined the war and wanted to make his father proud of him. But he soon regrets joining when certain events start happening...A story of death and loss...A Flippy war story.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 33,752 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Flippy - Complete
Project Vigilant Eagle Investigation by Emeraldegg reviews
Evaluation of the serial murders in Happy Tree Town, Special FBI Agent P.F.I, or 'Fi-Fi', as her alias is, investigates the strange case of a troubled, but well-meaning war vet, and ends up getting much more involved than she should. Rated just in case.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,070 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
THE PROBLEM WITH EM by htfflakyfan reviews
What happens when EM comes to happy tree town?Will her and Elly be best friends? Can the happy tree friends get along wit this problem wolf? WARNING this is rated T for violence and language dont like then dont read cou0ples FxF, CxG,HxP
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009
A match made in Hell by Flakyfan55 reviews
My first Fanfic. What if Flippy wasn't the only one with PTSD? After a traumatic event, Flaky starts to become more and more aggresive, but is it really her? Contains FlippyxFlaky I do not own Happy Tree friends, Mondomedia does.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,029 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Cuddles Cousin by AdoresAnime reviews
Cuddles cousin is coming to town to cause some trouble! What will happen when she is there and what does Flippy have to do with all this? Read to find out! I suck at summaries... if anyone cares I'M BACK!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,326 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009
Starting over again by Doomed Desires reviews
A young timid porcupine. A war torn bear. When their paths cross, they realize that they need each other more than they could imagene. Will they overcome the obstecles that stand in their way? Flippy x Flaky pairing
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,850 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Flippy, Flaky - Complete
A gift for PennyTheFuckingWise, and a gift of love by Kitten630 reviews
Yeah, that's by far the corniest tital I've ever invented. This is a prezzie I did for my good friend, PennyTheFuckingWise! She's drawing me a pic of my OC Caramel, and this is my way of saying thankies! It's a oneshot supporting the FlippyxFlaky.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Happy Birthday,Flaky! by Doomed Desires reviews
Flaky wakes up to celebrate her special day. But then she gets an unexpected surprise...Oneshot. Probaly one of the WEIRDEST stories you will ever read! Includes E Flippy being...nice?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Flaky, Flippy - Complete
Satisfied Mind by Emeraldegg reviews
FlippyxEvilFlippy. A not-so-simple love story. Edit: I renamed it. Old name was rushed anyway. One thing's for certain, when it comes my time I'll leave this old world with a satisfied mind
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
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Hostage reviews
This is a sequel to Forgive me Forgive me not. Flaky is now Evil Flippy's apprentice. But will happen when Evil starts to fall for Flaky? Things in Happy Tree Town won't be the same. Evil x Flaky. Reveiw! Temporarily accepting OC's
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,163 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 7/1/2009
Oh Lambchops! reviews
The origin of Lammy...according to me. It's just a short story
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010
Roadtrip! reviews
After 9 lucky contestants win a tour around America they find that their bus driver is a crazy, but that's not going to stop them. Read about their adventures as they go to 48 cities around the U.S. Accepting OC's to appear as guests in the story.Reveiw!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010
Survivor reviews
After a plane cash nine survivors are stranded on an island. Before they can survive they'll have to survive each other. But it turns out that the survivors aren't alone. What will happen? More info on the inside, Reveiw!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,042 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009
You can't handle the Tooth! reviews
Toothy is in love with Petunia but how will he tell her?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Complete
Odd Jobs reviews
What happens when times are tough for the HTF's ? They'll have to leave the life of all fun and get a job! What kind of jobs will they get? How will it go wrong? What kind of funny things will they do? Read to find out. Reveiw!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,966 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009
What would you do for a Klondike bar? reviews
What happens when a talk show with the topic "what would you do for a Klondike bar" goes wrong? R&R
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
Nutty and Petunia reviews
will nutty ever find love? what will come in the way? what will it take to keep her?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Forgive me, Forgive me not reviews
What happens when flippy and flaky live together? will flaky stay with flippy or will flippy's evil side get in the way of things? Please comment. No FLAMES! The sequel to this story is called HOSTAGE
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Wasted reviews
What happens when a blackout occurs and the happy tree friends have no electricity or ac? they'll have to go to the only place in town with has electricity and drinks the title says it all
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
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