Author has written 1 story for Naruto, and Steel Angel Kurumi/鋼鉄天使くるみ.
Given enough time, 100 monkeys with typewriters could produce the works of Shakespeare. Given enough time, 4 techies locked in a room with scrap metal will undoubtledly create a homicidal army bent on taking over the world. AND NOBODY WILL SEE IT COMING!
Of course I'm the brightest crayon in the box, silly. I just happen to be stuck in a box of markers. Me
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
Cool short English Sayings
My mind’s made up, don’t confuse me with facts.
Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer.
Take my advice — I'm not using it.
The road to success is always under construction.
All my life I've always wanted to be somebody. But I see now that I should have been more specific.
I worry whoever thought up the term "quality control" thought if we didn't control it, it would get out of hand.
When I was young I was told that anybody could become president. I'm beginning to believe it.
Attempt to get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience ... well, that comes from poor judgment.
I got lost in thoughts. It was unfamiliar territory.
Sure, I'd love to help you out ... now, which way did you come in?
I would like to slip into something more comfortable - like a coma.
I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
There is no dance without the dancers.
The only power you have is the word 'no'.
If you are here - who is running hell?
If nothing was learned, nothing was taught.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes...
Answering machine message: "You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message"
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.
There is always light at the end of the tunnel - if there isn't, it's not a tunnel ...
If one had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".
Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do — but gravitation can not be held responsible for it.
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
Essentially, all models are wrong, but some are useful.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat. - Norbert Wiener
I support your right to free speech.
My favorite bumper stickers says "All generalizations are false."
The governor of the Bank of England began an address to an assembly of bankers with these words:
That that is, is, that that is not, is not. Try understanding that without the commas.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-three today and we don't know where the hell she is.
It's not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
When person tells you that they got rich through hard work, ask them: 'Whose?'
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.
Of those who say nothing, few are silent.
Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
Half the lies our opponents tell about us are not true.
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
War is just one more government program.
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
I'd rather be vaguely right than precisely wrong.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
It seems that perfection is reached not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
"All ravens are black" is logically equivalent to the statement "all non-black-objects are non-ravens".
I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better.
To die for an idea is to place a pretty high price upon conjectures.
Waiter : Would you like your coffee black.
Intellectual brilliance is no guarentee against being dead wrong.
He used statistics the way a drunkard uses lampposts - for support, not illumination.
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
Time is what prevents everything from happening at once.
"After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post."
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
"It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position."
"I didn't accept it. I received it."
"He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech."
When Rabbi Noah succeeded his father Rabbi Mordechai as Rav of Lechovitz, his followers soon noted that he did many things quite differently. When they asked him about this, he responded: "I do exactly as my father did. He did not imitate and I do not imitate."
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
I'd just like to state about the above that while I won't be removing it, I'm fairly certain Jesus doesn't care whether you had this in your fanfiction.net profile. I just really don't think that's at the top of his list of concerns.