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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

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Really dumb blond jokes

This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat.

She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.

When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field,
'Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?'

The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.'

The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field,

'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.'

The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again.

The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling,
'If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your butt!"

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.

The first blonde said, 'These look like deer tracks,'
and the other one said, 'No they look like moose tracks.'

They argued and argued for a quite while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.


One day this blonde calls her friend and says,
'Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't even figure out how to start it.'

Her friend asks, 'What is it a puzzle of?'

The blonde says, 'From the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'

Well, the friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the pieces spread all over the table.

He studies them for a moment, then studies the box.

He turns to her and says, 'Well, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger.'

She asks, 'Oh, how come?'

He says, 'Look, never mind, let's just relax, have a cup of coffee and we'll put all these cornflakes back in the box.'


A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.


How do you drown a blonde?
Put a 'scratch and sniff' sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Why don't blondes like making Kool Aide from sachets?
Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the packet.

Did you bear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
They went to see 'Closed for Winter'.

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
'Look! They spelled Macy's wrong.'

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Why do blondes have 'TGIF' written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
There is white-out all over the monitor.

Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.

Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said 'Disneyland Left' so they turned around and went home.


A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation.

After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies' room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, 'Welcome to the ladies' room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!'

The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, 'I think I'm the most beautiful of us three' and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money.

The redhead stepped up and said, 'I think I'm the most talented of us three,' and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Jaguar in her hands.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, 'I think...' and was promptly sucked into the mirror. (Ha, my fave)


The police department, famous for its superior canine (K-9) unit, was somewhat taken back by a recent incident.

Returning home from work a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene.As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash the blonde ran out onto the porch, clapped a hand to her head and moaned, 'I come home from work to find all my possessions stolen, I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send a blind policeman!'


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The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12856 - Favs: 5,975 - Follows: 5,352 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Metaphysics by anais mark reviews
Edward & Bella are graduate students in London 'coincidentally' researching the same poets. More than 300 years after the fact, Carlisle & Edward must find out why Carlisle's past won't stay there - before Bella digs it up researching her thesis.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 216,667 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3288 - Favs: 2,573 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
The Rendezvous Game by Betty Lovegood reviews
"It sounded hypocritical in her head; however, she didn't feel like it had been a mistake. She wanted Edward so badly." AH. Rated M. Entry for 'For the Sake of OJWard' Contest. Now a multi-chapter story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,870 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 8/7/2010
Wife Swap: the Cullens and the McClains by AussieGal20 reviews
Alice and Emmett sign the Cullens up for Wife Swap. The Cullens swap with a very strict family called the McClains. Will the Cullens like their new mother? Will the Cullen kids drive their new mother insane? please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
Learning to Love by midnightmist101 reviews
Bella is deaf and abused by Phil. She's finally had enough and decided to Move in with Charlie. Will she learn to trust men? And what is special with a guy named Edward Cullen? Rated m just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,532 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19574 - Favs: 6,533 - Follows: 4,466 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4464 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4573 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 2,281 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 8931 - Favs: 5,703 - Follows: 3,435 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20117 - Favs: 12,997 - Follows: 5,411 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Diary Of A Young Vampire by Psycholips reviews
Alice finds the diaries of Edward's childhood friend & sweetheart Bella. He doesn't remember her though. The Cullens read Bella's diary...What happens when a certain brunette appears in Forks? And Edward suddenly starts remembering everything about her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,575 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
No Children by chrometurtle reviews
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces. Chapter 20. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Complete
Unforgivable Act by Irritable Grizzzly reviews
While writing at her favorite coffee house, Bella encounters Edward & it's hate at first sight, but Edward is persistent. Bella decides to trust him, but there's a small catch. There are a couple of things she considers "unforgivable acts"...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,360 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Metaphysical Wandering by anais mark reviews
Outtakes from my story, "Metaphysics."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,559 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Edward, Bella
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7296 - Favs: 4,136 - Follows: 3,784 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
My Life Would Suck Without You by Neurotika reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are best friends. They were born on the same day, in the same hospital and for the first few hours of their lives, their families shared a room. This story follows Bella and Edward as they grow up and their lives change. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Face I Can't Forget by RosaBella75 reviews
Bella finds herself in dire financial need and takes drastic action-she offers her virginity up for auction. Will this desperate plan to save her college education actually turn out to be a second chance at love? Collaboration with TwiliteAddict. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,184 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3085 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Soldier X by Gleena reviews
Major Isabella Swan, army psychologist, is swiftly climbing the ladder of success when a confidential letter and a clandestine meeting change everything. Her newest patient proves to be the most challenging question in her new life. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,809 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Morbid Curiosity by FoxFace Zero reviews
Post-Series On her deathbed, Irina Spasky has an unusual request for Ian Kabra... Call it morbid curiosity. Ian/Amy
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,622 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Ian K., Amy C.
What Hurts The Most by beegurl13 reviews
Who meets the love of their life when they're 17 years old? I did, that’s who. Edward Cullen's life is all planned out, what happens when he meets the girl of his dreams? Can things turn out as perfect as he planned? Non-fantasy continuation to the o/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 299,600 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
Waterloo by spanglemaker9 reviews
I was defeated; you won the war. But how could I ever refuse? I feel like I win when I lose. Bella hates Edward…maybe. Written for The Faithful Shipper's Abba One Shot Contest. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,135 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something In Your Smile by Sapphire929 reviews
Alice, Rosalie, and Bella. Jasper, Emmett, and Edward. A story about how three amazing girls meet three perfect guys. Hilarity and love ensues. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,169 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
When Alice met Jasper by Kimmydonn reviews
Pre-Twilight. Alice POV starting in the diner waiting for Jasper. What was it like when they first met each other? When they first met the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,124 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
LiMBO Love in My Box Outtakes by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Selected Outtakes from Love in My Box.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,928 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Letters to Isabella by writerinmydreams007 reviews
She's trapped in a life of lies and sex. He's lonely and has shut himself off from the world. Lust brings them together. Lies can pull them apart. AH/AU Rated M for lemons and adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,097 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4328 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Say Hello, Wave Goodbye by afmtoo reviews
Up and coming movie star Edward Cullen has a life-changing encounter at the premiere of his latest film. What will it mean for his career and for the women in his life? AH AU OOC. Rated M for language, content and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,894 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
Trust Can Go A Long Way by Gabriels-girl5035 reviews
After Eclipse. When Bella goes to Florida to visit Renee for a week without Edward, then calls to extend her visit, Edward is suspicious. He goes to check it out. But what he finds may just change or break their relationship
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,096 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 11/30/2008
The Red Eye by badjujube reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3857 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Isn't Stalking if You Don't Get Caught by JustForkIt reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,581 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Seven Day Weekend by JandMsMommy reviews
They were young, in love...and they raised hell for seven days. AH, E/B, Very OOC, lemons, Promised HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,625 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unaccompanied Minors by eatprayread210 reviews
What happens when a huge blizzard strands a bunch of kids in an airport on Christmas? What happens when some of those kids are Bella, Edward, Alice, Rosalie, Jasper and Emmett? Yeah, I’m thinking chaos. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,306 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Peep Show by Twinkle101 reviews
Can things get any worse for Bella, her job's on the line and is her day/week/month going to get any better? Until she has an embarrassing encounter with a mysterious stranger. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,118 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13093 - Favs: 8,657 - Follows: 4,733 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pigtails and Toy Soldiers by Morbidly Obscure reviews
Our favorite Twilight characters are little kids, all under the age of nine. All human. ExB AxJ RxE maybe a little JxV. Fluff. Let's see what happens next. Trust me, it'll be cute. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 34,677 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Untouchable Like A Distant Diamond Sky by xoxo41 reviews
Edward Cullen is the football captain who is dating the cheerleading captain, Tanya. Bella Swan is the average best friend to Edward who is secretly in love with him. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,773 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mystery of You by DivineInspiration reviews
Mystery writer Edward Cullen stumbles upon a mystery greater than the ones he writes: Isabella Swan. Life happens as he unravels the mystery. AU/AH. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 190,748 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8124 - Favs: 8,177 - Follows: 8,402 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7133 - Favs: 5,181 - Follows: 3,294 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay by avioleta reviews
3rd place in the Slash/Backslash 2.0 Contest. A literature student. A biology professor. A few works of fiction. And a lot of black tea. 'We should have sex.' 'What on Earth for' Edward rolled his eyes. 'Should I draw you a chart' E/C SLASH, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
The Boy Who Came Between Us by Kimmydonn reviews
How did I not see this coming? Does Edward come between the happy couple or Jasper come between long time friends? Well, a bit of both. Entry for Beyond the Pale.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Alice - Complete
Merry Exmas? by immortal werepire reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Masen. Two exes. One holiday adventure. Merry Ex-mas to me? Based off of Ex-mas by Kate Brian. Characters belong to Stephenie Meyer. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! PLEASE R&R! looks better than it sounds, promise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,533 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Earth Laughs In Flowers by fireinmybones reviews
Izzy is troubled, lost in a world filled with a blackness she can't escape. Until she meets Edward, who puts all of his hurt and pain aside to try and show her that the earth laughs in flowers. AH, HURT/COMFORT, ADULT THEMES, HS, DARK THEMES.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Edward, Bella
Jasper & Mr Yankee Teacher by NinjaWafflePublishingCo reviews
What happens when a stubborn Jasper meets a stubborn Yankee Civil War History teacher? Will Jasper *gasp* FAIL CIVIL WAR HISTORY? read to find out. pre-twilight but not by much please read & review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,647 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Jasper
Texts From Last Night by EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2770 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vague Summaries & FanFiction Cliches by jesicka309 reviews
Vague Summary. Eyebrow Raise. Mild Interest. Spelling Mistake. Flounce. A crackfic about Twilight fandom clichés. Will my Mary-Sue be perfect, get Edward, and have fantastic sex? Of course!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,116 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward
The Insurgence of Lady Swan by SimplyNikki reviews
AH/AU/OOC ON HIATUS. A young woman is sent to Court in hopes of becoming the Princes wife.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Load by The Load reviews
So many authors, one delicate story. The rules are simple-Bella and Edward can't die and they must be human. We will combine our imaginations and take you for a ride you won't forget. Welcome to The Load.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,924 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Portrait of A Girl by Zors reviews
Edward, smartest student at St. Bart's School for Boys, always thought he was straight. That is, until he met new student Ben Cheney. But what happens when Edward discovers that Ben is actually a girl who goes by the name of Bella Swan? AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,559 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 5/14/2009
What My Neighbour Doesn't Know by Nightwriter654 reviews
AU/AH. You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift. Edward and Bella have been best friends since kindergarten, but high school has pulled them into opposite social circles. Will they figure out that love is more important than popularity?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,113 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Never: Original OS by SqueakyZorro reviews
Bella and Edward have an immediate spark - and convince themselves it's anger. What happens when they get a new perspective on each other during a game of I Never? Original oneshot entry for The Cherry Exchange contest, NOW EXPANDED-see link on profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,350 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hood by Lawn Girl reviews
Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,626 - Reviews: 3179 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7046 - Favs: 4,890 - Follows: 2,502 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Colour of Love by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
She was White. I was Black. She was innocent and pure. I was her complement, cold and dark and I'd have given her my heart if I thought she wouldn't throw it back at me "If looks could kill; I didn't want to find out" EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-2 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
On Grey Mornings by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's tryst with power made her infamous. Hounded and ashamed, she's back in Forks to start over again, but where do you find a clean slate when everyone who sees you already knows your biggest secret? AH, adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,376 - Reviews: 3644 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Time Stands Still by too-old-to-love-jake reviews
Bella Swan is torn from the love of her life in an emotional time in 1918, able to talk only through letters. When she returns to Chicago she to claim her love for Edward Masen, what she finds is life changing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,279 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3724 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Yeah, You by Marvar reviews
Bella starts a new school and is instantly attracted to Edward. Is the feeling mutual? Does her sister's wedding get in the way of her happiness? Read and find out. There's also a geek, French exchange student, and some laughs. Inspired by an 80s movie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,036 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Gilded Hour by LJ Summers reviews
Written for FACELESS GIRL for the Sparkling Citrus Secret Santa Gift Exchange. High-profile matchmaking can get complicated when you're a vampire. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
New Kids on the Block by Red Nevada Rose reviews
The Cullens are moving... again. It's Renesmee's first time in high school and Jacob comes along. But what happens when Renesmee gets in touch with what high school is really like: friends, boys, snotty girls, teachers? Please read-review! T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,894 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10172 - Favs: 6,148 - Follows: 3,647 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Smoking In The Boys' Room by CorrinaTFF reviews
Rendezvous in the boys' room at the football field had become a regular routine. It was a way to pass the time, with good friends and a few smokes. What happens when things get complicated and feelings start to interfere?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 187,895 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Mating in Captivity by kisvakondok reviews
"You like to watch, don't you? I do too. I see it all. And I don't keep secrets. Behind every perfect facade is sex, dirt and lies. I just want to see it all crumble down and have some fun." An over-sharing voyeur shakes up the elite St. Forks high. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,777 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
I: Monsters by Noc007 reviews
Who would have thought being related to Bella, I'd be unwillingly a part of a world I never knew existed. A world where I'm both a potential food source and valuable to one particular breed of monsters. So, whoever said I had to go along with it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8796 - Favs: 5,512 - Follows: 3,835 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Player Haters by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Bella have been bickering since kindergarten. He's a player, and she is his sister's best friend. What happens when they discover their true feelings for each other, right before it all ends? ALL HUMAN! FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
I Wept Not by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Jasper is a war weary soldier burdened by the weight of eternity. Edward is an uncomplicated high school student content to hide his sexuality. Together can Jasper find something to live for and Edward discover some things are worth dying for? J/E Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,194 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Shipwrecked by Jewels64 reviews
Young Edward and Bella find themselves stranded on an island after a terrible storm sinks their boat. They grow close and must deal with growing up without guidance. A story loosely based on the theme of "The Blue Lagoon". Rated M for obvious reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,639 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010
Sessions by Rochelle Allison reviews
sparks, serenades, sexy smiles...sessions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,722 - Reviews: 2437 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Transit by Lillybellis reviews
Riding the same bus every day, Edward and Bella get off to a bumpy start. She thinks he's stuck-up; he thinks she's shallow. Sometimes what seems like the wrong thing turns out to be exactly what you were waiting for. A FGB novella for mujisan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,542 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best of All My Days by stella luna sky reviews
..."And ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation." - Kahlil Gibran. One shot written for littlesecret84 and fandom gives back. AH/M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wrong Sibling by PostSecret Prompt Contest reviews
A PostSecret Prompt Contest Entry: My wife thinks I'm having an affair with the her sister. Wrong sibling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Eggnog Effect by bananapancakes7 reviews
Jasper's convinced that he's a little known blip on the object of his affection's radar, but an office Christmas party and a cup of a seasonal horrific favorite might just change everything. Js/E. Slash. Gift fic for ThatPanicGirlE for YuleTwi'd Gay.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,696 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Last Wish by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
Three men. One had her. One has her. One wants her. What happens when the one who has everything he could want and more loses it? Can she over come her grief and confusion about wanting someone else? AH/AU BSxJB, BSxMN, BSxEC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,330 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing The Part by Lauraaaaa reviews
AU/ AH Collab. He’s a famous actor and she’s an English teacher. Apart from being best friends in high school, and unknowingly talking to each other online, what could they possibly have in common?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,569 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
It All Started with a Chat Room by galileogalilei reviews
Bella is the geeky kid who gets picked on by Edward Cullen, the player. They meet in a chat room and try to meet each other. What will happen? You'll just have to read to find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,269 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6759 - Favs: 9,635 - Follows: 2,977 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diner Outtakes by Jessypt reviews
Little bits and pieces from The Diner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,123 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
PunchDrunk by DragonsExist reviews
AU/AH OOC E/B Edward moves to Portland to start college and a new chapter in his life. After meeting a brown-eyed girl, he wonders if love is truly blind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 173,294 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Winter Birds by stella luna sky reviews
How far would a man go for love? Far enough to get his shoes peed on by his girlfriend's dog. A story about stalking, courage, snow, warm sheets, new love, and Christmas's little miracles. AH/M. One shot written for FGB & randommama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's Been Ten Years by rpfangirljr reviews
It's been ten years since Bella Swan graduated from Forks High School... Ten years since her heart wrenching break-up with him... Ten years to finally be happy in her life. At the reunion, she runs into Edward Cullen and her life is turned upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing Ring by QuantumFizzx reviews
After missing out on love, Bella goes thru the motions in life. Forces begin to compel her to go after the only thing she had ever truly wanted... even when that dream is farther out of reach than ever before. Featured on TWI-FIC PROMOTIONS AH B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 95,117 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Woodsmoke and Cinnamon by glitteratiglue reviews
Through life's changes, their one constant has been each other. Jasper learns the hard way that you should never take someone you love for granted. Can he learn from his mistakes, or will he let the greatest happiness he's ever known slip away? M/M slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,630 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Cocky Speaks by ikss reviews
A series of chapters, from Edward's point of view, meant to be a companion piece to The Cocky and The Cougar. That fic should be read first. Rated MA/NC17 for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,753 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
What your Boyfriend Should do by DropDeadRomantic reviews
DO NOT GO TO THE BOTTOM TO FIND OUT WHO THE COUPLE IS! You'll regret it. One - Shot. The worst it has in it is kissing. Hope you enjoy. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mike Meet My Husband? by countrydoglover reviews
Bella Swan is attending a ball like party, when Mike Newton starts talking to her. Bella, in an act of desperation, grabs the closest guy pretending he is her husband. How will the green eyed man react? ALL HUMAN!More is sure to unfold...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Smoking In The Boys' Room Outtakes and Insights by CorrinaTFF reviews
Peeks into some things you may or may not want to know about SITBR... the befores, afters and durings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,130 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010
Stratagem by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life in Technicolor by meliebot reviews
In the summer of 1955, Edward and a thoroughly modern Bella meet, quickly discovering all that love and life has to bring. Five years later along with a serious case of the lovebug, will it all be the same? *ENTRY FOR THE 2010 CHERRY EXCHANGE*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,053 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Kind Of Blonde by evieeden reviews
Written for the Friday Free For All on Twilighted. Librarian Edward gets a welcome surprise on a boring night's work. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Note Writing by EdwardAteJames'Cookie reviews
Alice won't speak, not to anyone. Everyone calls her a freak and she doesn't fit in. But when new student Jasper comes, and Alice meets Bella something different sparks inside of Alice. But is that what stopped her talking in the first place? Slighty OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 103,492 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Confidence Man by OhMyWord reviews
"The target is Isabella Swan, fellow graduate student. Came into a fortune when her mother died, she doesn't seem to care to do anything with it. Quiet, shy, just waiting for The One. I'll be everything she wants me to be."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,558 - Reviews: 2631 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
More of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
These are outtakes and chapters that accompany my story, "Just One of the Guys." They may include back stories, different points of view, and the like.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,757 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009
Mooning Over My Hammy by shalu reviews
For the Love of OJward entry. Bella needs to sober up before going home. A late night stop at Denny's provides her with more than breakfast, thanks to an old crush. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9332 - Favs: 6,377 - Follows: 3,684 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just a House by Flaignhan reviews
Even the bannister had been ripped away from the staircase. One-shot sequel type thing to Eclairs
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
We'll Meet Again by afoolishmortal by FilthyRoseward and Co reviews
August 15, 1945. Finally, after years of war, it's time for celebrations to begin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Importance of Being Edward by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Bella Swan knows she kissed a boy last night named Edward. Problem is, she can't remember much more than that. When she goes looking for him, she finds out Edward is not as rare of a name as she would like.AH, Edward/Bella/…Edward Fluff fluff fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 128 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Minuet in F you Major by LightHeartLoreli reviews
Dissonance: A chord that sounds incomplete until it resolves itself on a harmonious chord. Will calculating conductor Edward Cullen and spirited cellist Rosalie Hale write an adagio for love or a requiem for love lost? A FGB Novella for Team Cellolie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,542 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
What Women Want by Enchantments Contest reviews
The Cullens are about to lose their family business. How far will Edward Cullen go to save it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never Love Again by Gumdrop147 reviews
Bella's had her heart broken by her cheating ex.She swears to herself that she will never love anyone again, but what happens when she spots a heart stopping green-eyed man one night in a club? ALL HUMAN. ALL CANON PAIRS. NOW RATED M FOR FUTURE LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,270 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
This Glassy Surface by Enchantments Contest reviews
His eyes were the color of seaweed. Isabella would know; the bottom of the ocean was once her home.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Braille by BeautifulEdwardChallenge reviews
By Alby Mangroves *WINNER* A young woman, scarred inside and out. A guilty man looking for forgiveness. Will they recognize their redemption in each other? Beauty is not just skin-deep. Beautiful Edward Challenge Anonymous Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Random JasperEdward oneshots by Pastiche Pen reviews
New Entry #4: The Kinsey Scale: Edward is madly in love with his roommate-who is not gay. ...or is he? Edward decides he detests pop psychology. A tale of botched seduction, cocktail confetti, subway songs, and dour uncles. AH. Funny porn, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,952 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 3,863 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Adventures of Silly Bella by JulesSC reviews
A companion to Bella Hale. The stories about little Bella that wasn't told in BH. Just mindless fluff, with very little plot. BxE friendship, as well as Cullen family bonding.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,210 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Memories: From Bad to Good by ginnmeadows reviews
Bella has it all. A beautiful family, great career, wonderful life. But what if everything in her world wasn't always so perfect....and how long did it take and what sacrifices did she have to make along the way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,008 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Diner by Jessypt reviews
Bella is a baker with a rough past, looking for a new start. Edward is a chef trying to get his life back on track. What happens when things heat up in the kitchen at The Diner?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 200,624 - Reviews: 2471 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Trouble With Cupcakes by itsjustme1217 reviews
It is Edward and Bella's daughter, Renesmee's third birthday and Edward has been commissioned to bring the cupcakes home from work for the party. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Edward - Complete
Jasper & Edward's High School Reunion by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Jasper liked Lord of the Rings. Edward was into Star Wars. They were best friends, anyway. A line was crossed. Feelings were hurt. They haven't spoken in years. It's time for their ten year reunion. Take out your light saber. You might need it. AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,005 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Jasper, Edward
OS Cupcake Killers by ZiggyLoveGoRawr reviews
"He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words." O/S Entry for Cupcake Wars Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,652 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That's What She Said! by Kaiaa reviews
A simple joke led to a school year of love, laughter, and... inappropriate behavior. Ah well. That's what you get when you put six 8th graders together at Forks Middle School! ALL HUMAN. B/E, R/Em, A/J.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,476 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Third Time Lucky by haletheroses reviews
A one shot about one man's search for true love and a successful relationship. Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14201 - Favs: 15,169 - Follows: 8,256 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Operation goodbye Bella, hello Edward! by bellapouts reviews
Jessica is throwing her eighteenth birthday party, and Bella and Edward are forced to go by Alice. But Lauren Mallory is up to her old tricks, and has commenced a plan to win over Edward and rid herself of Bella - for good. Can the gang stop her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Lauren, Bella
I Don't Know You, But I Think I Love You by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Edward is the conceited football quarterback, while Bella is the smart, pretty girl. But the thing is - they hate each other. when the school sets up a PEN PALS website, and some interesting people get paired up, what will happen? BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,983 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4559 - Favs: 3,781 - Follows: 1,549 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TPAP Extra 2 Now Go We In Content by WriteOnTime reviews
This is the second and final extra bit for "The Port Angeles Players", made possible by a generous donation from the fabulous AccioBourbon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Then and Now by silver sniper of night reviews
"There are memories I will treasure forever. They mainly centered around her." Fandom Gives Back oneshot for Whatsmynomdeplume
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pulling Weeds by BittenBee reviews
After a track record of bad behavior, Alice is sent to live with her grandmother on a farm over the summer. She never planned on meeting the hired hand, Jasper, let alone connecting with him and learning some things about herself along the way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by Flightlessbird11 reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,809 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moonlight by fireinmybones reviews
I was 17 when I auditioned for the dance division at Julliard, and I was 17 when my spirit died along with my best friend. But I was 18 when my best friend's brother showed me how to live again...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella
Thicker than Water by twistedcoincidence reviews
Sisters have a special bond, stronger than friendship, more sacred than a significant other. Bella has always been the perfect big sister, then again, her sister has never possessed something so appealing. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,436 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella - Complete
Loving and Hating Jacob Black by Love Lost Contest reviews
Bella's stuck with a daily reminder of Jacob's rejection- his perfect new girlfriend constantly in her face. When Jacob gets married, can Bella find happiness again in an unexpected way? An entry for the Love Lost Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Sunlight by Love Lost Contest reviews
She was perfect. Too perfect. A love so strong can only burn out. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Edward
Walking Backwards by justaskalice reviews
**ON HIATUS** Edward Masen has life figured out. That is, until a new coworker turns his plan on its head.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,400 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12168 - Favs: 5,707 - Follows: 3,665 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Victim of a Teenage Nobody by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH "Mr Cullen, your new task is as simple as it is difficult." There was a pause and then the photo came down in front of me. "I want you to murder Miss Isabella Swan." Full summary inside. T for bad language, dark themes and strong sexual references
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,653 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4985 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 2,772 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Bottom Line by stupidsuckedinreader reviews
AH:Bella Swan is climbing the corporate ladder. She is finally assigned a new employee to manage. Will this self proclaimed good girl break all of the rules of corporate America to have the one man she can't? BXE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,688 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
OPERATION: Breakup by tiffaninichole reviews
Finalist in the Slash/Backslash 2 Contest! It's easy to say that Jasper & Edward hate each other because it's an absolute truth. Despite their mutual disdain, they agree to combine forces for one purpose: to break up their best friends. Will they succeed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
When Facebook Isn't Enough by Green-eyesx reviews
Short story, full of fun, friendship and romance. Find out what happens when you can't rely on Facebook anymore to stalk, I mean check out, your class hottie. Includes gay ex-boyfriends, ice-cream, best friends and one smoking class mate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,720 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Say It, Out Loud by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
I don't expect my boyfriend to make some grand speech saying he promises to love me every single day of forever. Just that he loves me. And maybe the forever part. If he wants to add the 'every single day' line, I wouldn't be opposed. AH. O/S for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 172 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Warmth of Her Smile by Love Lost Contest reviews
Edward always arrives at the train station early despite the cold. One day it's worth it, though, when he meets the girl that will change his life forever. An entry for the Love Lost Contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spain by Love Lost Contest reviews
Three years ago, Edward was supposed to board a flight to Forks. He went to Spain instead. When he asks Bella to coffee out of the blue, what could he possibly have to say to her after all this time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,698 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Yes Project by justaskalice reviews
A Fandom Gives Back oneshot for Legna989. Bella is sick of her lackluster love life, and Alice has the perfect solution.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,788 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oceanic by Rochelle Allison reviews
Waterbeds can be sexy. Who knew? Edward and Bella, best friends to more-than-friends. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4256 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Century Club by EchoesOfAnIdiot reviews
100 chapters, written back and forth on twitter between EchoesofTwilight and americnxidiot. Because really: someone needed to reach this milestone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snapshots: The Twilight 25, Spring 2010 by theladyingrey42 reviews
Snapshots into the lives the Twilight characters. All pairings, all ratings. Canon, AU and AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,199 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
Scattered by OscarInTheCan reviews
Twenty-five drabbles and/or one-shots for the third round of the TT25 challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
The Peanut Butter Sandwich Man by readingmama reviews
Edward Cullen is a man of routines. When a homeless girl distracts him from said routine, Edward finds it is time for a change. Winner of a Gem Award for "Best left you wanting more" Reviewed on the Southern Fanfiction Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,856 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In My Life by venis-envy reviews
AU Bella & Edward: Broken and alone, Edward lives in a haze of sorrow from the ghosts of his past. But sometimes, when we think we're alone, we find friends in the least likely places. And sometimes a friend is exactly what we're in need of.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Will Lead Us by LyricalKris reviews
They had one perfect day together before they thought they lost each other forever. What happens when the love of her life reappears at exactly the wrong time? When you don't have a choice in who you love, how do you know what to do? E/B, Jas/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 108,654 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella - Complete
This Still Life by CrumblingFool reviews
The Twi25: 3 months, 25 picture prompts, drabbles and one shots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
In Verse & Reverse by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
"I'm going to be in love with you. I know it. I can't… I can't say I am right now because I think that these things mean more with time, but one day, I want to hold your hand and look at you and tell you, 'remember that day I told you about? It's here.'"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pavement by Dahlia23 reviews
Friends. Allies. Partners in crime. Connected souls. No matter the name, it means the same-someone weaves themself into the pavement of your life's path, and walks with you along the way. BxJ friendship, canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Match Made In Hell by R Woodsen reviews
Bella Swan is the wildest college party girl.Edward Cullen is the wildest party guy.They both pretend to be perfect goody-two-shoes when home in Forks.This summer,something will happen.Something big.Better than summary,please read!AU,AH,canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,703 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 310 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
With or Without You by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella were once high school sweethearts. Years later, their lives converge unexpectedly, forcing Bella to deal with and accept things she's long since tried to move past. This story started with "Trampoline", once a WitFit prompt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 4176 - Favs: 2,714 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take A Little Trip by KristenLynn reviews
3rd place GSC o/s, being continued. NOW COMPLETE. In high school, geeky Edward tutored popular Bella. It ended badly. Four years later, Edward reappears in one of grad student Bella's classes. Both have changed. A lot. Will it be enough? AU/AH,OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,946 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mind Reader by randomgirl18 reviews
Bella Swan has no idea who Edward Cullen is until she hears him in her head. Though they are thousands of miles apart, strangers, they form a bond while thinking each others thoughts. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,905 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Bite by luv-edward cullen-forever reviews
Edward and Bella kind of geeks have been dating since freshman year, but Junior year, Edward gets accepted into the basketball team...will Bella and Edward drift apart or is their love really as strong as eveyone thinks? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,197 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Howl of Lust by Elsawitch reviews
Jacob/Edward SLASH! Naked
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Stalkers and Starbucks by voi ch'intrate reviews
Entry for Superhero Contest! Alice is a struggling dancer who has a terrible secret, one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15819 - Favs: 6,991 - Follows: 3,211 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Friends by Poddle reviews
Bella Swan has a crush on Edward Masen but thinks they'll only ever be just friends. What will happen when they have to share a cottage together as part of a school assignment? *All Human!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,648 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Love Between Sexes by EFC reviews
Edward & Jasper were roommates in University. They both have new lives now, but a 3 day reunion will force them to examine the relationship they chose not to explore & left behind so many years ago. J/E slash-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,645 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
So Cruel by Demosthenes91 reviews
Fate up against your will. It’s the late 80s and Bella Swan must learn to live with her undying devotion to the popular Edward Cullen, who will never see her as anything more than a friend. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,122 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Little Slugger by realgirl-imaginarylife reviews
ON HIATUS - Edward is committed to a secluded double life - by day working as a Customer Service Rep and by night a God of open mic. His coworker Bella is quirky & observant, & her curiosity about Edward may eclipse his need to keep his life private
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,682 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Slow Motion by kleepalmer reviews
Living a life of constant fear and hiding is not a life at all. Well, not until a beautiful brown-eyed beauty steps in and takes away the darkness. AH-AU. OOC. Rated M for lemons. ExB. Explicit drug use.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Edward, Bella
Rescue Me by sparagus reviews
After losing her fiance to a tragic accident, Bella escapes Washington and the painful memories therein. She vows never to love again. Can the gentle and sensitive musician tear down her walls and open her heart? AU & AH .Rated M for eventual lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 150,083 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweeter Than Anything by unicornhime reviews
Edward and Jasper search for the scents that sing to them and then share them with the world in the form of renowned perfumes. But more than anything, what makes these perfumes precious is the secret ingredient that either man would take to the grave.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,680 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
So Much More Than Enemies by BeeBella reviews
Love stories, they suck. You'd think that after she had the guy, Bella would get her happily ever after. No way. Instead, Bella and Edward's relationship is kept secret, nobody knows. Can Edward get over his ego, and tell everyone? R&R! Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,839 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2910 - Favs: 3,296 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stopping Success by monroesherlock reviews
Bella Swan fell in love and soon after, she fell pregnant. Edward's sudden success made her run in fear, taking her unborn child with her. Now Edward's getting married and Masen Swan's doing anything to stop it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,463 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight 25 1 Sands of Time by Jewels64 reviews
25 oneshots and drabbles based on 25 picture prompts. Follow the link given in the prompt, see the picture and read my entry. For the 3rd round of the Twilight 25. All characters welcome and playing!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010
Round 3 of the Twilight 25 Challenge: What if? by ICMezzo reviews
These are my drabbles for round three of the Twilight Twenty-Five challenge. They are unrelated to each other, so you've got a little of everything thrown in. Includes many different characters/pairings. Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Newborn by belladonnacullen reviews
Edward's life from 1918 - 2006. See him as a newborn, a rebellious killer, as his family grows, and as he turns into the vampire we know and love him as today. P.S. Tanya's always been in love with him. E/TPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,915 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Edward, Tanya
The All American High School Prom Night One Shot by spanglemaker9 reviews
Bella is determined to have the perfect prom night. But sometimes the best things happen when everything goes wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Somebody To Save You by Lauraaaaa reviews
AU/AH When Edward’s fiancée dies in an accident, he doesn’t think he’ll ever love again. When Bella agrees to marry Jacob, she doesn’t think she’ll ever have a shot at love. And when the strings of their lives combine, nothing will ever be the same again
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Are Broken by Little Fanpire reviews
Bella needs a date to the dance. Edward needs to get back at his ex. Getting together seems like the perfect plan until they fall in love. Along the way they find out that we are all broken. AH. Strong Language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,004 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hunter by Edward-Jacob reviews
Edward goes on a three week hunting trip, expecting to find some peace and quiet from everyday life. But he finds something completely different during his adventure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Souls to Waste by TwiCanonFodder reviews
First, Edward thought they should just put the boy out of his misery. Who could want this life? But his brother seems made for it. Edward doesn't get it. "If there is a word that Edward hates more than any other, it's the word "accident.""
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Edward, Emmett
Rosalie's Revenge, Served Cold by TwiCanonFodder reviews
Rose gives Bella an edited version of Royce's murder. Here's the whole story about what transpired that night. Rated M for violence, language, and references to rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Rosalie
The MediatorShadowland Jesse's POV by x.Lorna.Disasterr.x reviews
This is the first book of the Mediator series- Shadowland Love you to death from Jesse's POV. I hope you enjoy
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hector de Silva/Jesse, Susannah S.
Someone to Fall Back On by JosieSwan reviews
Bella Swan is the most popular girl in school, but hasn't found true love. Edward Cullen is the quiet enigma. Can he manage to capture her attention before high school's over? Fluff Bella/Edward AH OOC Oneshot. Rated for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tips Outtake: Conversations in a Diner by adorablecullens reviews
Outtake from Tips for Better Living. Carlisle visits Poppy at the restaurant to learn more about Edward's mysterious customer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 92 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Carlisle - Complete
To Start a Life by CorrinaTFF reviews
Black Balloon Contest Entry: All everyone in town saw was the Police Chief’s little girl, married to the prized cop that everyone loved. How little they knew.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Day Is Brave by Kefe reviews
He taught her how to control her anger. He taught her how to love. He showed her the beautiful things life had to offer. In return, she made him feel complete. What she hadn't expected was that the most beautiful thing in life was him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Letter That Started it All by AlexCullen54321 reviews
Bella lives in Arizona, Edward in Washington. A penpal project is issued to both students and all their classmates. What happens when the two get each other for penpals? Rated T just in case. All Human. Normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,380 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Quoting Frost by QuantumFizzx reviews
Edward wants to be the kind of person he thinks Bella deserves. Everything goes wrong. This was intended to be a Black Balloon contest entry, but I couldn't upload it in time. No HEA. One-shot in EPOV. History of my story "The Blessing Ring"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,036 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Edward Met Bella by Amethyst Jackson reviews
For the Twilight 25 - my take on When Harry Met Sally with the Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,816 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Résistance by spanglemaker9 reviews
In the darkest days of World War 2 in occupied Paris, Esme plays a dangerous game. The fates of both her country and her heart hang in the balance. A companion to Girl with a Red Umbrella, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,122 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Nicknames and Rumors by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
Small towns are notorious for their gossip & while Bella does her best to ignore it, it doesn't take long before she's the subject...AH/AU Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,041 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight TwentyFive: OneShots by Legna989 reviews
A collection of one-shots for The Twilight Twenty-Five challenge on LiveJournal. Various POVs, pairings, rating and universes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010
Six Months in Paris by Blueberry-Pie2 reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends, in love. But what will happen when Bella has to move to Paris for six months? She hopefully comes back to Forks, only to find out that Edward now has a fiancée, Sheila. AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,465 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Symbiosis by Sobriquett reviews
Symbiosis, a relationship between two people in which each person is dependent upon and receives reinforcement, whether beneficial or detrimental, from the other. Canon, platonic ExA; 28 vignettes set over 60 years. Normally updated daily.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Alice
Mike and Edward Sitting in a Tree by asper295 reviews
Edward loses a bet. What will Emmett force him to do? How is Alice involved? Where is Bella? And what does Mike have to do with anything? Hilarity ensues. Slightly OOC. Canon pairings. Set after twilight but pre-new moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,734 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009
The Dance by Twilight2010 reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends forever but Bella has always felt more for Edward. When planning on going to the winter dance together, will sparks fly or will Edward just still feel for her as friends. All Human. Two-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Cup of Chunky Peanut Butter by jennlynnfs reviews
WINNER for the AwkWard Contest. With best friend Angela moving forward in her relationship with Ben, Bella feels she's being left behind. She tries to remedy the situation by going for Edward Cullen, but being inexperienced makes for awkward situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 241 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Virgin Millionaire by TG81 reviews
Edward Cullen, successful and handsome and a virgin. What happens when he goes to a matchmaker to find a spouse? My contest entry for the AwkWard contest. Rated M for awkward dry humping.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 126 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella
Taking the Ice by Jessypt reviews
Two Olympians meet and fall in love in a whirlwind romance. What happens when one of them disappears? Will the love of the Games bring them back together? Written for the With a Burning Heart Contest during the Olympics.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,416 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pissed Off by summerleigh81 reviews
My entry for the "AwkWard" contest. A dorky Edward meets a beautiful Bella at the beach and what's the first thing he does? Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Polaroids by BMT reviews
Life happens, and is full of love, loss, fights, and happiness. At the end of it all, what really matters the most? Written for the Twilight 25 Challenge, Round 2.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Mike's Day by MissA540 reviews
Calling All Creepazoids! Come to the meeting of Bella Swan Stalkers Anonymous! Anger her boyfriend. Maybe she'll go out with YOU! Mike after a nonsuccesful attempt to get Bella Makes a club. Do you think Edward's happy about it? Do you want to? Do YOU?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wife Swap: Cullen Vs Newton by hotflower06 reviews
5 years after Breaking Dawn, both Edward and Bella and the recent married Jessica and Mike end up on Wife Swap. What will happen? Does Mike still love Bella? how can the Cullens possibly hide they're secret with Jessica around? And who's James?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Jessica
Only In Mike's Imagination by tobi-sailorVenus reviews
Mike Newton is after the girl that everyone wants but no one owns, except Edward Cullen! Mike is ready to go the extremes to break them up, but looks like he doesn't know that Edward can play better. Of course, ExB, I just like to make fun of Mike. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Mike
Red Strings of Fate by unicornhime reviews
AH AU When Edward finally gets the chance at getting the girl, he has no idea what to do, so he turns to a message board called The Red Strings of Fate. A story told in technology.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,376 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8172 - Favs: 4,618 - Follows: 2,960 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Life According to Plan by unicornhime reviews
Edward finally makes his move... in a laundromat. My entry for the AwkWard Contest. AH One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4086 - Favs: 4,010 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
No Words by hotandcold reviews
Following the Haiti earthquake, Edward has been overworked, trying to help save the lives of the victims. After one particularly stressful day, the emotions he’s been feeling turn to passion as he takes his own refuge in the love he shares with Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Texts from Last Night: Outtakes by EverythingIDo reviews
Outtakes from the story, Texts from Last Night. If you aren't already, check it out first : R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010
Into The Ocean by SimplyNikki reviews
Being stuck in the in between is hard. Especially when your ex is moving on. A one-shot. 1ST PLACE WINNER OF THE WILL YOU MARRY CONTEST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
The Twilight 25: The Sideshow by justaskalice reviews
A series of oneshots and drabbles written for Round 2 of the Twilight 25 about the 7 original Cullens... no Bella here. Mostly canon, with a possible dash of AU. See chapters for rating info.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010
Seventeen Cakes by vanessarae reviews
Bella tries to keep her distance from Edward, thinking that she can't be hurt if he is never more than a pretty face. Too bad she doesn't let Edward in on her plan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,642 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fight That Could End It All by TheOnlyAlice reviews
Rosalie and Emmett get into the biggest fight they have ever had. Will it end up a fairytale like most stories do? After Breaking Dawn My first story. Please read and critique
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,475 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Love And BasketBall by ilovetheliquidtopaz reviews
B and Ed were best friends.They fight, and Bella moves to Pheonix. 5 years later, Bella returns, only to find that 'Eddie' still 'hates' her. In pheonix she learnt to play basketball. Now she's back, she's gonna show Edwards who's boss of the court. EdxB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009
What Brought us Here One Shot by vjgm reviews
*All Human/One Shot* Bella lives her life to the fullest while Edward always does what he 'should.' When these two meet, will Bella be able to show Edward how to live his life without regret before it's too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The trials and tribulations of tainted tweets by lobsters4ever1 reviews
Twitter can make so many lives easier …or so Bella thought. Entry for the FML contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,915 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The More Things Change by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward and Jasper's friendship struggles after a misunderstanding. After finding his parents in a compromising position, Jasper runs to the one place he could always call home. But will he still be welcome there? Collab with bmango for FML contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Little Grocery Store of Horrors by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Edward is spending his first winter break home from college working at the only grocery store in Forks. Can he keep his big mouth from getting him in trouble? "FML Contest" entry. AU/AH/OOC. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward - Complete
So, How'd You Two Meet? by wandb reviews
Can you really find true love online? Edward doesn’t think so. But then, he’s never met someone like Bella before. My entry for the FML contest. AH. B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Upper East Side Story by adia90 reviews
In the jungle known as the Upper East Side, playboy extraordinaire Edward Cullen needs to find a bride in order to unlock his inheritance. Throw in platonic friend Bella Swan. Thank God for good friends, or will they mess? AH AU EB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,825 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry by justaskalice reviews
Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,377 - Reviews: 4073 - Favs: 4,364 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fireman: Outtakes from Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Outtakes mostly in EPOV from Controlled Burn. This does not stand alone as it's own story, and chapters will not make sense if not read along with Controlled Burn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,558 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009
Kismet by Annilaia reviews
AU AH "I want to fall in love with you" was all the postcard in his hand said.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Well, He was Just Seventeen by ebhg reviews
While snuggling Bella, Edward ruminates on how much she has changed him. Written for the An Exploration of the Senses Contest sponsored by cdunbar and helliex88. Edward's point of view, naturally:D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Happily Ever After by JK5959 reviews
Bella's already fragile marriage completely shattered the day Jasper left her for another woman. Putting it behind her, she finally finds true love, falling hard and fast for Edward. Will their love survive once things take a turn no one expected? B/E AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,180 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampires & Wizards by JewelGirl94 reviews
When the Cullen's decide it's time to leave Forks, what kind of trouble will find them in Britain? And will the wizarding world even accept them? Post Breaking Dawn, during Deathly Hallows. Canon pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,908 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Visiting Renee by Stargirl888 reviews
What happens when the Cullen's go visit Renee in Florida for the first time? Just how perceptive is she? Rated T to be safe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,647 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Renée, Bella - Complete
The Hardy Boys and the Cullen Caper by Flightgirl reviews
Wary of Edward, Charlie hires the Hardy Boys, who are the sons of his friend Fenton, to investigate into his daughter's boyfriend's past. But the more they dig, the more questions come up, and the more crazy they think they're going. T for craziness. On Hiatus, but definitely will be resumed someday.
Crossover - Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,435 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Wickers by Portrait reviews
The Cullen family signs up for the show Wife Swap. Parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,105 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Esme, Alice - Complete
On Our Way by Alverdine reviews
ON HIATUS. A long and tiresome journey and a wrongly booked ticket later, Bella Swan finds herself sitting next to renowned actor Edward Cullen. Whether flying coach or first class, karma gets her way. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,588 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
The DH Anthology by afragilelittlehuman reviews
A collections of one-shots written for my DH...maybe even requested by him. The first story: Edward sees a beautiful woman on a geocaching website and pursues her, all the while worried she'll be turned off by his geekiness. M for future stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Life to Be by sleepyvalentina reviews
Forbidden attraction. Intense passion. Edward and Bella are committed to their significant others, who are equally committed to their jobs. There's no harm in platonic companionship. Is there? Commissioned by SassyKathy for the Support Stacie Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,594 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sensitivity to Initial Conditions by giselle-lx reviews
Sensitivity to Initial Conditions-chaos theory : "An arbitrarily small perturbation of the current trajectory may lead to significantly different future behavior." Pre-Twilight AU. NO canon pairings. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
The Honeymoons Over by JustForkIt reviews
What happens when the honeymoons over and you have to start dealing with life? Edward and Bella learn that being married isn't always easy and crazy MIL's dont just go away.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,955 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lament for My Twin by Nostalgia-in-Starlight reviews
My name is Alice Cullen. I came into the world knowing I wasn't alone. Edward, my twin brother, was there with me. Tomorrow is our birthday, but for the first time in my life, he won't be there. He will never be there again." AU. AH.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prints Charming by crimsonmarie reviews
Written for the Write What You Know Contest. Both aspiring photographers, Bella and Edward had quickly become best friends. She fell in love with him. He didn't feel the same... at the time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 177 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forbidden True Love by Lauraaaaa reviews
All human Bella Swan gets a summer job for working as a cleaner to the handsome Mr Cullen. Can she hide her feelings for him, and how will he respond? there will be a LOT more twists: First EVER fan fic Please review :D some OOC-but VERY mild NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 118,858 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
These Lines, So Well Rehearsed by TeamLautnerIsHeather8 reviews
Bella is the least popular girl in her school. When she and Edward Cullen get cast as the lead roles in the musical, will the romance form off-stage too? Not if Lauren can help it. Cannon pairings; All Human; OOC first fanfic :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,799 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Long Weekend by AnonymousNerd reviews
Bella stays with the Cullens over a long weekend and a massive snowstorm hits Forks. Fun ensues. All Cullen couples are represented.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,338 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spell My Heart by afragilelittlehuman reviews
When Alice’s secret is discovered, it threatens every relationship in her life, especially those with her parents, her older brother Edward, and her best friend Bella. Will they forgive her? AU/AH. Rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,385 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Alice, Charlie S. - Complete
Kings Cross Boarding College by Edwards.Wife.Kayla reviews
The smirk Edward gave me said it all. Player. How do I know? Because I used to have the very same smirk everyday.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,372 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Thoughts of the Perpetually Hopeless by doctorwholove reviews
AH. Bella Swan is your average high school girl. When Edward Cullen moves into town he becomes her obsession. She figures starting an online blog could help sort through her obsession. But even talking things out doesn't mean they'll go away.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,304 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfection in Simplicity by Green-eyesx reviews
For the 'A Picture is Worth a 1000 Words' contest. It’s a big day for Edward and somebody is getting on his last nerve. A 1,000 word one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Race To The Finish by bobbypingirl101 reviews
SEQUEL TO FATE. The Cullens are chosen to participate in a world-wide scavenger hunt, with five other vampire covens. This is their journey around the world for their clues, and the hilarity that ensues. Slight OOC, cannon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,800 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009
Truth or Dare? by SparkleLikeEdward reviews
Bella has been in love with Edward for 3 years. Will a game of Truth or Dare change everything? All human. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The One Rose by luv-edward cullen-forever reviews
“I’ll love you until every flower dies.”My eyebrows furrowed. His love won’t last forever?He knows how bad I am with plants.I looked down back to the flower and this time I noticed something.11 of them were real and soft.The last one…it was fake.1shot!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Missing Memories by Syhlfide reviews
Entry for the "Mentalward Contest" - Bella goes missing and Edward is the only lead. Drugged, institutionalized, and at the mercy of a criminal-psychologist, Edward's dreams seem to be the key to finding her. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waking Dream by IrishLoveForever reviews
Edward hates everyone and everything. To get through each day he decides to blur the lines of his reality. What happens if that is all his life becomes? AH/OOC My entry for the Mentalward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,979 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Edward - Complete
I Messed My Panties by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. Contest Entry for "The Most Shitteous Craptastic Cuddlecock Crack Contest 2009". I vomited a little as I wrote this. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Time Turns Elastic by FML Contest reviews
This is a sample o/s for the FMLContest. For more info on this contest please visit http://www DOT fanfiction DOT net/u/2187120/FML Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Misery Bussiness by Darian Uchiha reviews
Tanya has a body like and hour glass, the most popular girl in forks. I'm Bella Swan. Read about me loosing my best friend to a witch that is out to ruin my life. EXB JXA EXR JXL SXE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,106 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Tanya - Complete
What Brings Us Together by bandgeek4life4281 reviews
Rosalie Hale and Emmett Cullen are getting married and its time for the families to meet. So Rosalie and her sister Bella and brother Jasper go to Forks for the summer to get to know the in-laws. Will everyone get along? BXE RXEm JXA please R&R! AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,554 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
Red Outtakes by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
A selection of outtakes from 'Red' which gives an insight into the arrogant Edward.. before he went all mushy. - “I don’t have an office.” He drawled, taking another step closer. His eyes were teasing and playful. “I own the floor baby.” AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Secrets and Santas by stella luna sky reviews
When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 199 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If I hate you and you hate me, why do I love you? by white.chocolate.roses reviews
Bella is an outcast at school, but online, she's the famous anonymous writer Stephanie Mayor. Because everyone says that her romance sections are cheesy, she needs to find a target to fall in love with. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,988 - Reviews: 2350 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Love at first site by silver sniper of night reviews
I totally suck at summaries. Really. I do. I don't care if all my other stories have them, I now suck at them. Parody one shot for my beta's birthday. Please take nothing written seriously... except that I suck at summaries
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Time Will Tell by indytiff reviews
Bella is just one of the guys. Her best friend is Edward and that is all he is. High school brings about some changes to the group and then life starts happening, in a big way. Things change causing their lives to go in unexpected directions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,859 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Musical Emmett by crzy1emo1chick reviews
This is what happens when Emmett watches Bella because the others go hunting. But something stops him from stopping her from going to the wolves. And if Edward ever found out he would be angry for sure! But what is it? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Cullen: Wordisode I: Pilot by Peaches3 reviews
In the big city of Chicago, there was big news. Word was spreading like wildfire. Only two hours after the incident, people on every street corner in the city were describing what they had heard to people they knew or even strangers that they didn’t.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Plate Numbers by i need sleep reviews
I believe a person’s plate number tells quite a bit about them; though I find it quite hard to believe that ‘EdwardM’ is this young, and this cute.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Little Bella & Edward: Fluff, Fluff and More Fluff by i need sleep reviews
Just what the title suggests. A series of shameless fluffy one-shots between a little, human Bella and Edward. 10th one shot: Everyday - "I miss you, Edward!"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,958 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Importance of Being Edward by CatsOnMars reviews
The ways of human society make it rather easy for two vampires like Carlisle and Edward to stay inconspicuous. Written for a drabble-a-thon at LiveJournal for the prompt "Carlisle/Edward: Victorian morals."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Validation by Sobriquett reviews
Tennessee, 1935. Rosalie needs validation from Edward. For Frenchbeanz.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
Ready, Set, Go: Cullens and WalMart Bingo by Just Another Pathetic Fangirl reviews
Emmett and one of his crazy ideas. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Emmett, Alice
The Twilight 25 Challenge by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Welcome to The Twilight Twenty-Five, a community that challenges you to churn out, well, twenty-five one-shots &/or drabbles based on predetermined prompts within a three month period.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,480 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Just Like Magic: The Twilight Twenty Five by Mandi1 reviews
A collection of Alice-and-Jasper-centric stories. 25 responses to 25 prompts. The Twilight Twenty Five.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,396 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
When Fangs and Wings Collide by aberk19 reviews
What happens when Max and the gang move to Forks? They meet up with some unexpected people-- or rather, vampires. What does it take for Fang to finally snap? Max... and that's about it. Her world is falling down around her, and there's nothing she can do.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,111 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Max, Edward - Complete
The Twilight 25 contest entries by Juliejuliejulie reviews
Twenty-five drabbles for nightofstars' The Twilight Twenty-Five challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009
Making Meadows Out of Nothing At All by ebhg reviews
Emmett, Jasper, and even Carlisle can't resist teasing Edward he gets sooky while on a guys-only hunting trip. Alice 'sees' the whole thing, and can't resist sharing with the ladies. Flashback outtakes to 'Well, He Was Just Seventeen.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,289 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
Nickname by LethalFuror113 reviews
Bella asks Edward why he calls her "Love". Pure Fluff! ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forests, Flings and Fireflies by WeAreTwilght reviews
The Twilight gang is deep within the woods of Forks on a school trip, and you'll never guess who got paired up. Thats right. Edward:the school player, and Bella: the savvy girl that has always been friends with the Cullens/ Hales. full sum inside AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009
The Kissing Booth at the Festival by perfeccionista12 reviews
When Alice realizes too late that Bella, along with Jessica and Lauren, have been assigned to be in the kissing booth at the Fall Festival, what will the Cullens do to change it? Pretty Fluffy.. Pre Breaking Dawn... Rated T for my PaRaNoiA..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,634 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009
You Belong With Me by AllThatAndAPieceOfClass reviews
She's been in love with him since they were little, Bella starts her junior year trying to tell Edward how she really feels about him. If only he would realize he doesn't need a cheer captain to make him happy. All Human. Review Please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,624 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just This Once by profmom72 reviews
Do Edward and Bella really mean their chance Christmas break one night stand will only be "just this once?" A o/s entry for AnythingGoesUnderTheMistletoe. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,040 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 210 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Lucky Charm by bethaboo reviews
Edward Masen, Boston Red Sox player, meets Bella Dwyer, a reporter assigned to cover the Sox. Edward hates reporters; Bella loathes baseball. Then, the Sox begin to lose. Can she convince him she isn't his unlucky charm? On permanent hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,777 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Let's Dance by xXx.La.tua.cantante.xXx reviews
Edward is the school geek forced into a bet by the school bullies to ask Bella Swan to go to the Winter Ball with him. Will she say yes and go with him, or will other things like confidence get in the way? one-shot for the googleward challenge. EXB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,386 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Kids Go to Work by ginnmeadows reviews
Carlisle is fed up with his spoiled rotten teens, so he makes them all get jobs.....will they make it? This is set after Breaking Dawn. From different POV's. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,836 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
On the Outskirts of Ithaca: Outtakes from IiG by giselle-lx reviews
Two outtakes from Ithaca is Gorges: Chapter 8, "The Christmas Call," CPOV and Chapter 18, "The Whole 'Truth'" EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,636 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
The Bet That Went Wrong by JessLovesTheGreen reviews
Bella and Edward were best friends. They soon drifted apart.Edward has to sleep with bella for a bet. Full summary inside. OOC. Please read. Filled with love,hate and drama.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,323 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Masen and Swan: Good Times in the Big Easy by Gleena reviews
Masen and Swan help the New Orleans PD investigate a series of unusual killings involving voodoo and red-haired men. Things get a little sticky when Masen goes undercover, and it's not because of the humidity. Collaboration by Gleena and ebhg.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,604 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Shut Up and Play by Llamalicious Twi-Hards reviews
Bella moves to Forks after her mother gets married. Football is Bella’s life and she is really good at it. The only problem it is her senior year and the guys at Forks high aren’t exactly going to let a girl join their team.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,993 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
L'Heure Bleue by Sobriquett reviews
When Bella dies in childbirth, Edward is torn. He cannot live without his love, but neither he nor his family will allow him to abandon Renesmee. BD AU, one-shot, flangst, tissues recommended. For Kyrene. Indie Twific Awards finalist, one-shot category.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
TPAP Extra 1 Will You, Nil You by WriteOnTime reviews
An extra bit from The Port Angeles Players, created especially for mujisan as part of the Support Stacie Author's Auction. The Players return to the stage for "The Taming of The Shrew".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 83 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wow! Never Thought I'd See You Again! by All.I.Hear.Is.Green.Day reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since kindergarten. What happens when Edward moves? What happens when Bella sees a familiar bronze-haired somebody? ALL HUMAN! Complete...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,546 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Phone Calls by Justine Lark reviews
Something terrible has happened to Bella and Edward, and Charlie's the poor sap who has to tell Renee. A post-BD, canon example for the Twilight Anniversary Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Charlie S., Renée - Complete
Looking Into Your Eyes by poisonedbirth reviews
Bella likes Edward. Edward's never met Bella, he's the most wanted boy in school. But what happens when they meet under the ball at a Masquerade Ball? BxE. All human. Give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
One Night by swimmergirl93 reviews
Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett have been friends since kindergarten, but now in their junior year of high school, may be starting to become more. But when everything changes in just one night, how will they handle it? PLEASE read&review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
That thing you do by TnmElovr reviews
Bella Swan was abbandoned at the age of 3, when the cullens plan to adopt her.What happens though as Bella ages and Edward starts to fall in love with his little sister? I know its been done before but give it a chance please! Also i suck at summaries :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,749 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Settling by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella settled for Emmett. Then his best friend Edward came into her life, along with his wife and daughter. What will she do when she realizes the only thing she wants is all that she can never have? O/S for Ninapolitan's DILFward. AH/OOC, BxE eventually
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,374 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 141 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver! by Geminius reviews
The Cullen's go on a vacation to London and stumble across the Harry Potter world. What happens next? Pure and total insanity. BEWARE IMITATORS! Do not own Twilight or Harry Potter, R&R! Crack Fic, Humor, Random. DONE! Part 1 of 2, PART 2 IS UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 90,960 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
In the Case of One Month Old Renesmee by sleepyvalentina reviews
A crack fic in honor of Limona's birthday. Bella goes on a talk show to determine the father of her baby. This is not meant to be taken seriously AT ALL. ooc/ah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Invincible: Theme from The Legend of Alice Cullen by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Alice confronts her fear of clowns the only way a Cullen can. AU. One-shot drabble for MaleficentKnits for her Support Stacie donation.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
To Everything There is a Season by ebhg reviews
In 1973, boredom is a way of life for Edward Cullen. That is, until a chance happening at the Cullen's latest high school prompts Edward to try his hand at med school.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Edward - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2783 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cloudy Road Ahead by emz-and-vix reviews
Bella was changed all those years ago, but by what? She was later found by Charlie Swan who took her into his home in Seattle. Bella got a job as a model but her"27" birthday complicated her job. Stuck looking 17 Bella needs a new life What should she do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,590 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Such Fruits as These by Grendelsmother reviews
Rosalie Hale was a beautiful young woman on the verge of marriage when her life was taken from her in an act of horrific violence. Rescued by the Cullens, can she come to terms with the end of her human life? Can she save other women from the same fate?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,449 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Rosalie, Edward
Masen After Dark by twilightedseattlegirl reviews
My entry for vjgm's Trust in Advertising crack-fiction contest. We know what happens at the advertising agency during the day, but what about after hours? Eric the security guard's lips are sealed, kind-of. A mix of smut and silliness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
The Outlandish Courtship of Isabella Swan by Krum Cake reviews
My Twilight Gift Exchange gift to septentrion. These are the jumbled witness testimonials never gathered, that, when pieced together in the right order, reveal one of the strangest courtships Forks, Washington has ever seen. AU/AH. Rating for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Jessica Stanley and the Wedding That Happened by epicinsanity101 reviews
Jessica attends Bella and Edward's wedding with an open-mind and a cake lust that no man can quell. Well, maybe Mike can...if only she wasn't so mad at him. Told in nine parts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
Problems With Knowing People by Kiyoshi'sGirl64 reviews
Year: 2015. It has been seven years since Bella and Suze graduated. Friends since ninth grade, their lives are destined to meet once again. When Bella's new life collides with the old one in the form of people from her past, things get complicated. Enjoy.
Crossover - Mediator & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,159 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Susannah S., Bella - Complete
No Sleep for the Wicked by justaskalice reviews
Bella has been with Jacob for four years and everyone thinks they have the perfect relationship. Their friends and family expect an engagement any day, but Bella is having second thoughts. A story about old love, new love, and friendship. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,382 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella - Complete
Masen and Swan: In the Windy City by Gleena reviews
Special Agents Masen and Swan are in Chicago while on leave following the Forks incident. When there’s a death at the old Masen Mansion, Swan can't resist the pull of the supernatural and drags a wary Masen along for the ride. Collaboration by Gleena/ebhg
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,446 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'm Gonna Bite You! by ahemyywe150 reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other since they were little. Before freshman year of higschool, Edward moves away. Two years later, Bella moves too, and finds Edward at the same school she is going to. Can you say clashing? I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Kissing Toads and Finding Princes by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Winner of the PDC - "Pretend to date Edward Cullen or sit through a bad movie with some sleazy pervert. Hmm, the choice was difficult." The only way Edward and Bella can get out of bad dates is to get a real one. The answer: pretend dating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Impossibly Insufferable by Riiko Shea reviews
Ron and Hermione have been fighting, and Ginny and Harry are sick of it. So the four make a bet that Ron and Hermione can't live in the same house for two weeks without one walking out... or them getting back together. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,972 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Park Bench Portrait by Neica reviews
Working for R.L.H Enterprises, Bella knows she's an outcast. An oddity. She's Isabella The Invisible. When an artist named E.A.C exhibits his work in the local gallery, Bella is rendered speechless when she notices her figure...repeated in every image.B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,489 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Parentally Challenged by TWiDORK reviews
Edward Masen and Bella Swan have hated each other since an incident happened when they were younger. When they're assigned to be parents together, will they put prejudices aside or bicker the whole time? What if they start to fall in love? AU AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,901 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen and Swan: The FBI’s Most Unwanted by Gleena reviews
Special Agent Bella Swan, the FBI’s most unwanted, is partnered with the bureau’s poster boy, SA Edward Masen. Their chemistry keeps them on their toes as they travel to Forks to investigate a series of mysterious deaths. Epic T Collaboration Gleena/ebhg
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,421 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Life and Times of the Painfully Shy by OhMyWord reviews
...that would put me in very close proximity to a gorgeous man that made me lose all sense of time and place and proper behavior. He bent to one knee and the dog jumped into his arms, which was funny because that was exactly what I wanted to do...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,760 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Know What You Are by LinkinPrincess reviews
Mike finds out what the Cullens are. Please review! It's just a one-shot! By first shot at humor! Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Mike - Complete
Instant Messaging with the Cullens by EverlastingPixie1997 reviews
what happens when the cullens are introduced to instant messaging? this is a story of thier chat rooms. please review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Seduction by blondie AKA robin reviews
Bella was intent on seducing Edward, but somehow he managed to get a ring on her finger. His side of the story may surprise you - or maybe it won't! Chapter 20 "Compromise" of eclipse from EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,917 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Leave The Heavy Lifting To Edward by poisonedbirth reviews
Bella is putting up some new shelves for her room, but they are too heavy and tall for her. Why won't Bella stop being stubborn and just accept Edward's help? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Prefer Brunettes by Entropic Kitten reviews
Bella is shopping with Alice when Edward gets caught out in a lie. Why oh why won't Tanya just give up already? ONE-SHOT ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Consequences of Sneezing by UnoriginalScreename reviews
One-shot. A single sneeze can change everything.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fur Rug by Entropic Kitten reviews
Bella and Edward return from their honeymoon to a thoughtful surprise from Charlie... But why is Edward burying a fur rug in the backyard? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3237 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nothing Left to Lose by SarahJayneFics reviews
Edward Cullen made Bella Swan’s life a living hell from age ten to twelve. Finally fed up with the torment and teasing, she moved to Phoenix. Now she’s seventeen, beautiful, has a new sense of confidence, and is back in Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,850 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Family Cullen by giselle-lx reviews
It's the Cullens' first Christmas in Forks, and Carlisle surprises his family with the gift of some unique jewelry. Later, he and Edward have a quiet conversation about what the future holds. One-shot, blended book/movie canon, Pre-Twilight. CPOV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Talk by giselle-lx reviews
I spoke to Carlisle after you and I made our bargain, hoping he could help me." -Edward, Breaking Dawn. What really happened when Edward talked to Carlisle about his deal with Bella? A sweet canon take on their conversation. One-shot, EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Letters to Gramercy by OhMyWord reviews
I reached down; it was a plain, lined sheet of paper. I should have just crumbled it up, I shouldn’t have read the first couple of lines, and I shouldn’t have folded the paper and put it in my jacket pocket.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,369 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Jessica's Big Chance by Entropic Kitten reviews
Jessica Stanley latches onto the chance to get to Edward Cullen while they are on a field trip.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
MSN by Stephaniiie reviews
Basically an MSN conversation between Bella and the Cullens. I know that there are others similar to this already on the site, but this is my own work. Please R&R. Spoilers for breaking dawn. Rating may change.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
The Accidental Kiss Epilogue by bethaboo reviews
Epilogue/lemon for the Accidental Kiss. Originally written for Smut Mondays on Twilighted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tinsel Town by OhMyWord reviews
“I’m jealous. Was he nice? Is he as attractive up close as he is in movies?” “Yes and I wouldn’t know, but yes he’s very attractive. Really, really attractive.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,334 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Accidental Kiss by bethaboo reviews
Bella is the heir to Summit Beverages, and Charlie has just hired the famous football player, Emmett McCarty, to be their new spokesman. Uptight Bella and Emmett's agent, the charming Southern Edward Cullen, just don't get along. Sparks fly. AU AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Twenty Tickets by JK5959 reviews
Edward is a geek and madly in love with Bella. To his dismay, they only interact in Biology class. During the school carnival, a none-too-pleased Edward is forced to participate in a kissing booth. How will his night end? AH B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 128 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadow of the Day by XDCaramel reviews
Bella told Edward she loved him. He said he didn't feel the same way. What happens when they meet 2 years later after the murder of Bella's mother? Will old wounds reopen? And Renee's killer still on the loose... ExB All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,611 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jizz In My Pants: Cullen Boy's Style by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Saturday Night Live. Jizz in my pants. Cullen Boys. oh the fun. haha one-shot. enjoy :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Sunshine State by Justine Lark reviews
More than a missing moment, it's a missing weekend from Eclipse! Experience Bella and Edward's visit to Florida from Edward's POV. Can Edward monitor Victoria's attack, pass for human, keep Bella happy, win Renee's approval and stay out of the sun?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,058 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mistletoe Kisses by CrystalBrooke reviews
1Shot, AH, Funny. Charlie throws a 'hip' Christmas party, to Bella's mortification. Beatboxing and 2Pac...enough said. But who's the sexy guy, and why is he wearing such an atrocious snowman shirt? And who knew mistletoe could cause such a drama? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Alone by countrydoglover reviews
Bella is a vampire in Seattle. Edward is a vampire in Chicago. what happens when they both wander into a chat room and meet? Same pairings, all vampires, same powers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,039 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Renee's Dinner Party with the Cullen Coven by ebhg reviews
Follows Getting to Know the Cullen Coven. Can the Cullens hide in plain sight, choke down Thanksgiving Dinner, find Emmett's filter and keep Renee clueless when she comes to town? Chapter 3 is up. Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,662 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Requiem for My Brother by OstentatiousNature reviews
New Moon. Rosalie's POV. "But if Edward didn’t come home? How would the rest of us go on without the soft tinkling of the piano downstairs?I knew.We wouldn’t.I knew that the piano in the front hall would remain forever untouched if he never came home."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
Mike's Plan: The Mike Challenge by jerzeychick375 reviews
Mike's many ridiculous plans on how to get Bella away from Edward. Mike is a litte ooc.RxR please! Disclaimer: i own nothing! Enjoy Mike's many ridiculous plans on how to win Bella's heart away from Edward!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,503 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4237 - Favs: 2,679 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
The Secret Life of Bella Swan by OhMyWord reviews
I’m more than a little embarrassed to say that I rearranged my shifts so I’d work on the days he was most likely to come in. Yes I do, in fact, realize how lame that probably sounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Reality is Relative by OhMyWord reviews
If all the right choices led you to this moment, what would happen if you made a wrong one?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,911 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Secret Life of Edward Cullen by OhMyWord reviews
I walk up to the counter slowly, what’s the worst that could happen right? Ok, I could make a fool of myself. She might have a boyfriend, she might laugh at me, I might burst into flames right in front of her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Riddles by runaway xo reviews
Riddles are always fun, but what happens when the jokes relate to vampires? Fluff of course! Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Obvious and Oblivious by UnoriginalScreename reviews
One-shot. James Potter was out of bed after hours. That much was obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 105 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
The Winter of Our Discontent by XxBanditQueenxX reviews
Sequel to "Always: A Teenage Love Affair"! Follow along as Edward and Bella embark down their joined path. The path will be wrought with forks and stepping stones. Can their "teenage love affair" survive the obstacles adulthood will throw their way? R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,243 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008
Revving to Go by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen both had a passion for racing. They were stubborn and had their eyes on the same prize, both with the drive to accomplish it. One made it, one didn't. How does it affect them when they are brought together a few years later...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,052 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008
My Best Friend, the Player by blackxout reviews
Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ugly Duckling by streco reviews
So here I am. Charles Swan, the Chief of Police in Forks, Washington, with a daughter in a more successful relationship and a boyfriend who is so sickeningly attractive and sincere that it makes you want to throw up with envy. -Charlie tries to find love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Charlie S.
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 196 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
The greatest couple Hogwarts ever saw-intelligent, witty, attractive, and unwaveringly loyal. The only problem is that they never existed at all. / Five ways Cedric Diggory and Hermione Granger never met.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Welcome Back by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella’s first day back to school after the ‘accident’ in Jessica’s and now Edward's POV, written at the end of Twilight. Fluff. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
For You I Will by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
Edward is sick of disappearing into the walls at Forks High, the Girl of his dreams doesn't know he exists, tutoring kids music isn't going all that great,but when the 'IT' girl sees his notice, things start turning around for our fav piece of wall. cute
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,256 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Lighter Than Air by UnoriginalScreename reviews
One-shot. Max has been given another mission. Save the…cosmetics industry? WTF!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
The Eddy Series by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward buys Bella a kitten. Chaos ensues.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Mike's Moment by Angeliss reviews
Mike has a surprising moment of valor. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Mike, Edward - Complete
Love and War: 10 Years as Aurors by Minisinoo reviews
Witch Weekly's lead story by Lavender Brown ten years after the fall of Voldemort. AU assuming Cedric survived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Switzerland Sunshine by ronOReds reviews
Under the sun with Edward and Bella. A game for just the two of them. Outtake of 'Into The Wild.'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Now or Never by ronOReds reviews
Bella, a college junior has to make one of the most important decisions of her life. Will she follow her heart? Or walk away from the one thing she needs the most. A lesson of the heart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Syrup Anyone? by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Raining Hammers by little miss laugh alot x reviews
Third place winner in Irish Froggy's THE MIKE CHALLENGE. Mike has a plan to steal Bella's heart. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
The Souvenir by blondie AKA robin reviews
During his time away from Carlisle and Esme, Edward encounters someone famous, well infamous. A darker side of Edward... Response to sillybella's President's Day Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Vampires And Technology Don't Mix by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] What happens when all of the Cullen children and Bella go on a chatroom during class? What will they talk about? Rated T, as always, just to be safe...Chapter 3 Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007
Life of Mike or The Depth of Shallowness by Iamwiththewolf reviews
PreTwilight. Mike’s POV. Cullen was standing under the shower. Water running down his smooth skin, sparkling. Touching his broad shoulders, his narrow hips, his muscular thighs. He turned and I could catch a glimpse of... No way is he 15!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,625 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Mike, Edward
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 292 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
The Concert by EmoEqualsLove reviews
Bella and Edward go to a Linkin Park concert. Kinda self explainitory. I had to write a short story for English, so i just wrote this. lol. Rated T just cause i didn't want to put K even though it is. lol. One Shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Pretty little thing by Montresor reviews
Edward stumbles onto Mike and his friends trying to do something that leaves Edward very,very angry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007
Superman by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
There are times when Charlie sees glimpses of the great man he should have been Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
Jasper in Gym by LindaRoo reviews
A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
The Bench by Flaignhan reviews
She was just popping the last piece of her iced bun into her mouth when someone sat down next to her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lopsided Tie by Minisinoo reviews
Thrown together in a moment of downtime at the Yule Ball, Hermione shares a brief conversation with Cedric Diggory, and Cedric offers a bit of advice about Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 112 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Taking Over The School reviews
On permanent hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wizards versus Vampires reviews
On permanent hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009
Excluded reviews
Alice is feeling sad, jealous and excluded. Who's there to help her in her time of need? Post Breaking Dawn. My first oneshot, so please read and review :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Alice, Edward - Complete