My name is Murder City, obviously.
I flame with abundance, and specialise in composing critiques for authors on Fanfiction, and if you choose to grouse or whine inanely with regards what I have offered you, then I suppose you need to grow up and learn to take your errors in stride. Otherwise, tough luck, life goes on.
If you are very unsatisfied with the given reviews, which will be harsh because critiques are never sugarcoated, feel free to lodge a complain or grouse about in my two domains. It matters not, because if you are a supercilious, unpalatable author, it only amuses me further so.
I target Meg Cabot, Twilight, Harry Potter and some other kinds of fanfictions but the third mentioned mostly, especially SS/HG (Snape/Hermione) stories because I happen to favour this pair on my part.
Reasons for Flaming
1. Language Flaws
2. Dismal plots
7. Arrogance/Supercilious Mannerism
Quotes from Fucktards
Some people, really are too supercilious and self-centered for their own good. Their regard and pitch themselves before others, therefore concocting the assumption in their brains that others must bow down to their "impeccable" stories and offer sugarcoated reviews.
"STOP IT ALREADY!! STOP ACTING LIKE YOU OWN FANFICTION!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT SAYING THE THINGS YOU DO!! ALSO, I'M ONLY TELLING THE TRUTH. I SAW NOTHING WRONG WITH HER STORY. THIS SIGHT IS FOR ANYONE SO FU OFF ALREADY AND LET PEOPLE GET ON WITH THERE LIFES. Oh, and I got a privet message saying that she agrees with me, so you're waisting your time with this story."
Most unfortunately so, I am a Singaporean, and we speak two main languages in my country. One being English and the other being Chinese. So if you think I have not been in contact with English since young, you are certainly mistaken. Here, to erase and clear the stereotyping of Asians that other authors may possess, Asians do not necessarily have to be fools, and we speak as well as utilise mostly coherent and fathomable English to our best extent. I am convinced that I myself can understand English, and obviously write fluent English as well. So if you think your stories are the most impeccable types, go ahead, persist dwelling in your little cocoon and prolong this escape from reality. Your repugnant arrogance and your conceited, haughty mannerism repels me so.
Intersting attempt in stringing up flowing sentences, but you have a mile long left to go. From the most fundamental requirements of utilising good language, I do not see your fulfilling the said criteria in your foolish little rejoinder. Ah, my presumption of your flawless English (given as an attribute) must be erroneous on my part then. Sadly, the Internet is a platform offering an avenue to post freely-crafted communication, where we are able to bring issues to light and where we are not restricted by how we need to phrase our words meticulously or with circumspect. Also, Fanfiction advocates and condones readers penning down well-rounded critiques, otherwise known as constructive criticism (usually constituted by bluntness and severity on our part). Therefore, I can safely deduce that I am allowed, in every right, to utter what I desire to speak.
Spelling check: fuck (never be too mortified of spelling profannity, because you happen to correspond to a few terms), their, lives, private (Privet is the name of the street Harry Potter used to reside in with the Dursleys, and I can infer that you seem to have an inclination towards that word, perhaps because of your resemblance to the egotistical, conceited Dursleys) and wasting (waists are non-living matters and therefore does not do away with our time). I suggest a you revise your retorts in the future. I am after all, a debater with an experience of 6 years.
Obviously I am serious.
Ah well, I get that we cannot expect much from Twitards so obsessed with Edward Cullen they delude themselves into believing his 'existance' in this world. You clearly need a dose of reality pronto.
You either obey the rules, not breach or contraven them, to prevent flames, or simple, remove the story options and transfer it into a POLL, not a 'pole'. This is your account, so obviously we as flamers target you for failing to go according to what terms and conditions state. Evidently you don't, so we flame you. No use pushing the blame anyway, since if you violate guidelines Fanfiction bans YOU, not your 'Bh sister'.
As a famous Greek philosopher says, the aim of every individual's life is to achieve Eudaimonia. Which means flourishing in English. I am a teenager too, but I don't see myself to be that abysmal. To cover everything simply, you want to write, you make sure you don't write shit. You write shitfic, you asked for "trouble". And it's not really trouble in essence, I mean, we don't harrass you. We leave critiques, and if you are unable to handle that, I'm sorry, but that's what we flamers do. Don't expect us to sugarcoat reviews to trashy works like there's no tomorrow.
Writing does not only include concepts of stories. Look, the plot in itself is one important factor, but if you fail to string up coherent sentences, I'm sorry, you have failed too, in all means, to write. Writing calls for language mastery and for captivating storylines. It also calls for structure, lack of organisation errors and for sufficient characterisations. There are a lot of things that writing in itself calls for, and if I see you not fulfilling criteria I flame.
You need to "get over yourself", as you phrase so idly, and start improving your English, because evidently it is still flawed very much. You don't call a piece of shitfic hard work unless you do it meticulously, ensuring mistakes are rectified before you publish whatever is written.
I may not be a famous author, but I certainly am more capable than you seemingly. You cannot even write with punctuation injected and spell, for fuck's sake. Rudiments of writing again. I reiterate once more, you don't fulfill the fundamentals, we flame, because it is very destructive, and we don't like it. Ebert was not a famous film maker, neither was Simon Cowell, but they are famous source of critiques, and they offer critiques for what is worth. If people younger than you can step up to me and start taking criticism in their stride at the same time, I don't see why you cannot. Evidently so, you are worse than little kiddos. Who says being a teenager should be an excuse to cause dastardly damage to exemplary English?
No need to thank me. I can obviously write a better story than you, because I can actually string up coherent sentences and people can comprehend what I am trying to put forth. Besides, you contravened Ebert's Law as you claim I cannot write better than you, because that, you little insufferable chit, is no way to handle constructive criticism. I never said I will turn kind and sugarcoat critics, so obviously you got something erroneous there in your presumptions. This is precisely why you are flamed. Oh, and on a side note, flamers flame, but they sought not to offend people, but preserve exemplary English.
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