Author has written 11 stories for Death Note, Black Bird/ブラックバード, and Vampire Diaries.
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RANDOM QUOTES (Most of which are my fails...)
Me: What's that smell of onions?
Chey: Urm onions?
(Walking down the street)
Me: (Something about Male langerie)
Emily: You mean boxers?
(Stood in Westgate)
Me: Get crazy with the cheese whizz.
Leah: NO! YOU CAN NOT HAVE CHEESE!
Me: But i like cheese...
Leah: No, because you're short! Cheese would make you grow...You're too short to like cheese!
(Stood in the corridor)
Me: It's hot today...Really hot...It's like...Kill-me-hot ain't it?
(Walking down Cleethorpes Promenade)
Chey: Urgh it's raining. And it keeps hitting me in the face...
ME: IT'S FACE-RAIN!
(Several months after the 'kill-me-hot' one...)
Me: OMG! I thought i'd just ripped my eye out!
(On a train to Manchester)
Becca: I just scractched my head, and i couldn't feel my eyebrow...And i thought it'd fallen off! Then i realised it was lower down...
Me: Why would your eyebrow have fallen off?
Brydie: We could've put toothpaste on it during the night...
Betty: But you didn't...
Leah: We never put anyone's hand in water while they were asleep either.
Me: Precisely, I'm just happy i didn't wake up soaked in pee.
Leah: You know life's good when you think to yourself "well I didn't wake up soaked in pee"
(On the train coming back from Manchester)
Me: Urgh...These tunnels are messing with my night and day time...
Me: When i go through it...I think it's night time! And it's not!
Brydie: But it's only for a few seconds..
Me: Yeah but for those few seconds i'm VERY confused!
Me: You're like a walking dictionary...
Leah: You're like a walking turd!