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Joined 06-15-09, id: 1970980, Profile Updated: 09-27-09
Author has written 11 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Transformers, and Chaotic.

Hi!! I'm CoalTreasure!! I am a big Transformers fan, and I love to read. I am a student at an awesome high school, and I love to act.

I am currently working on several stories but the main one I'm going to focus on here is called To Learn or Not to Learn and How to be Human. I do have other stories but I may or may not put them up. You can still see them on DeviantArt.com on my account ~Sari-Twin.

Enjoy!! : )

By the way, if anyone notices that Soundwave in my stories is on the Autobots than the Decepticons, it's because I can't imagine a father being evil. No likie? No readie!! It's as simple as that.

HOLY FRAG!! I DID A STORY THAT'S NOT TRANSFORMERS!! 8O

Favorite Pairings

Optimus Prime/Elita One

Jazz/Prowl

Ironhide/Chromia

Mikaela/Sam

Sam/Mikaela/Bumblebee

Ratchet/Wheeljack

Sunstreaker/Bluestreak/Sideswipe

Tracks/Blaster

Thundercracker/Skywarp

Mirage/Hound

Tracks/Raoul

Firestar/Inferno/Red Alert (I just see these three together)

Blackarachnia/Silverbolt

(Animated)Blackarachnia/Optimus Prime

There will be MORE!! I just have to figure which ones.

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS

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Walks of Life by YinYangWriter reviews
A group of stories featuring characters from the show and card game as well as OCs. Rated T for safety.
Chaotic - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,716 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Complete
Love is Black and White by Fayola reviews
A series of drabbles and vignettes centered around Prowl and Jazz, in a range of genres, ratings, and verses, none of which pretend to have a plot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,341 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Jazz, Prowl
Chaotic Friday by Kensalyn reviews
When Maxxor and Chaor use two Mugics at the same time, body-switching confusion ensues! Plus, Tom and Kaz have gotten a little too close of a peek! It's rated T because even I don't know what'll happen next!
Chaotic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,588 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 3/29/2010
Stand Back! I'm Going to Try Writing! by Unicron Risen reviews
Here's an anthology of everything from one-shots to drabbles, to challenges. Ratings, parings, and content will vary. Now under revision and welcoming prompts in the reviews!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 69,963 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee, Starscream
The Three Musketeers by Inspire165 reviews
Sure, Leo Spitz helped resurrect a giant alien robot, but he was in no way shape or form prepared for this! What happens when Skids and Mudflap become Leo’s guardians?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Leo S., Mudflap
Guidelines for living with Robots! part 2 by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Apparently, Prowl is getting picker and pickier! How many more rules could there be? Read to find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,717 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 6/10/2010
Rules to Keep You Alive by DuskMoon15 reviews
Look, I don't know how you got here, and I don't want to. But if you're going to stay here, then there are some rules you need to know to stay alive. Oh, and I should probably tell you who I am before we get into that. My name is Shiloh Winters, and I'm the only human who lives on the Nemesis.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,374 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012
Insiders and Outsiders by ChaoticWriterCrazy reviews
A series of oneshots dealing with the interactions between creatures and human players. May occasionally crossover with the other fanfic Shattered Barriers.
Chaotic - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010
28 Cannon Blasts by vanillathunder215 reviews
28 meme thing from LJ centered completely on everyone's favorite grumpy, trigger-happy weapon specialist-turned-pick up truck Ironhide. rated T to give myself wiggle room.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,635 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Ironhide
Cat's Eye by Fields-of-Heather reviews
Inspired by BlackDragonQueen's wonderful story Cover Me, Ravage meets the Lancaster's cat, Beeper! Was a one-shot but now a two-shot.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Ravage - Complete
Sweat, Blood, and Energon by Sakon76 reviews
Various short stories in the movie'verse. New: Xenophilia, the love that dare not speak its name, has somewhat inevitable consequences.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/21/2009
Life After a Robot Civil War by bandaidmyheart26 reviews
post-ROTF. How do Sam and Mikaela get on with their lives after everything fate has thrown at them? This is a tale of the unexpected love between two people brought together by giant alien robots and their centuries old civil war. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 161,947 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Interfaced by Linariel reviews
There is a thin line between reality and what your subconscious tells you and Maggie's about to get a dose of confusion courtesy of a certain Decepticon Communication Officer. Post ROTF
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,650 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Maggie M., Soundwave
Untitled: TracksRaoulBlaster by V the Happy Lurker reviews
After a disastrous encounter with Soundwave, Tracks finds himself in the tender care of Blaster and his very close "friend" Raoul. Unfortunately for Tracks, he forgot to mention one very important little detail to either of them...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Tracks - Complete
Requiem of the Lost by A High-Tech Burrito reviews
Perim holds many secrets, each more intriguing and dangerous than the last. Deep in the Mipedian desert, yet another has revealed itself...But, why is it affecting their Scanners?
Chaotic - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,756 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Tom M., Kazdan K., Peyton T., Sarah L.
Adventures in Parenthood by optimus prime 007 reviews
This is about two daddies, Prowl and Jazz, as they raise their baby femme, Violet.This is a sequel and another totally cracked fic about sparklings. Ch 19 Prowl returns to base with the bad news.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,112 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
Life Lessons Learned the Hard Way by Autobot Alythia reviews
Just a collection of funny short stories about life lessons the D-cons have to learn the hard way.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
As Sweet As Blood by tediz-leader reviews
AU-ish Life aboard the Nemesis is boring, unless you can see the future and learn that a certain triple-changer is a bloodsucker...Blitzwing/Starscream DISCONTINUED
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,700 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Blitzwing, Starscream
How To Take Care Of Your Seeker by Kibble Beast reviews
Ever wondered how Megatron would cope with a sparkling Starscream? And naturally, this wouldn't be any fun without Skywarp, Thundercracker and an assortment of favourite characters. ;D Join them on their EPIC journey! Pre-TF07. C:
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,653 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009
Addiction: Ten Steps To Successful Seduction by Aozoran reviews
Jazz after a rare moment with Prowl realises that his feelings are returned and becomes rather determined to seduce Prowl until he finally admits... Love does conquer all!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,571 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
Seduced via Saboteur by Gimme-Chan reviews
Chapter 3! Jazz isn't use to such challenges when nabbing a lover. Prowls not use to...being groped. XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
Chaotic Song Fics! by Story Fabricator reviews
:REQUESTS CLOSED FOR NOW: Request song fics! you pick the pair and the song! and I will make it happen!
Chaotic - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,857 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 3/23/2010
The King's Bride by writertron reviews
Sarah is out in the darkness, and the Host is riding... Is it an end, or a beginning? ONESHOT, don't get greedy folks.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Cosmic Castaway by optimus prime 007 reviews
This is Optimus' story, from sparkling to mature mech as he journeys through the stars to find his true home. See inside for full story summary. Chapter 22 We meet Sentinel and Thea's new son as they have now moved. Sparkling cuteness!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,664 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus
Guidelines for living with Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Want to live with Giant Alien Robots? But don't know how? Here is a simple guidebook/rulebook to help you!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,420 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
As We Come Together by Hearts of Eternity reviews
While the surviving Autobots begin to flock to Earth in response to Optimus' call, trying to find a new home on the strange organic planet called Earth, some unfortunate bots are beginning to realize the price of war may have been too high. Sequel to Time
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 485,586 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Two to Five Seconds by chibi-veneficus reviews
MovieVerse: It began when Ratchet just happened to be in the same area with Sam when he invoked the Five Seconds Rule. Laughter followed. Now: Bluestreak discovers, and is confused by, food idioms. Epps just wants to be somewhere else far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/4/2008
Tinman: The Untold Chapters by Fire Redhead reviews
Just some fluff to stuff the seams of my Tinman story. More cute interactions between Ironhide and Annabelle Lennox. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,887 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Ironhide, Annabelle L.
Things Sam And Will Are Not Allowed by mecha-hunter reviews
The Autobot's and Decepticon's have much to learn about the two human's named Sam and Will.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,197 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sam W., W. Lennox - Complete
The Ark and Their Human by RedStarBloom reviews
Trent finds out why the boys is keeping their distance from Sam and the girls cooing over him. And why he should keep his hands to himself when a big yellow bot is outside. Poor human.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,449 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Sam Witwicky - Complete
NEST Files: Alien Encounters by Steelfeathers reviews
A series of one-shots related to my 'Instabiliy' universe. Chapter 4: Ironhide encounters Annabelle Lennox for the first time. The results are not what he would have expected.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009
Earth Studies 101 by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Sparkbearer sidestory. Professor Evelyn Hughes is accustomed to teaching linguistics, but when one is friends with a crew of giant alien robots, one must be prepared to teach lessons of a very different sort. Drabbles and oneshots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008
Car Wash by Hibana reviews
Life is never dull when your car is a talking robot named Bumblebee. A series of Sam and Bumblebee friendship ficlets. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,193 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
All In The Job by Flamedancer33 reviews
07-MV-- Dear Agent Simmons: Welcome to Psychoville, home to paranoid security officers, tempermental spies, and the average conspiracy theorist, population Too Many To Count And One More, Including You.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,846 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - R. Simmons
Sparkling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings, when he was a tiny sparkling? Protocol only goes so far when a sparkling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,931 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee
My Job Description Includes What? by roze13 reviews
A look at the day of one background individual on Diego Garcia. No longer a oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - W. Lennox
Autobot Family by Smin reviews
[WARNING: OLD STORY] What if Sari was a normal girl who was taken in by Autobots? Follow Optimus Prime, Blackarachnia, and the other Autobots as they raise her. Included: tons of fluff, family bonding, and a few giggles here and there.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,544 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sari S., Kicker
Somewhere over the rainbow by Optimus Bob reviews
Crack fic: The fun and mischief that can be had when rainbow sprinkles are involved! Complete silliness with a hint of smut ONESHOT
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
My Big Sister the Spider by Nocturne no Kitsune reviews
Sari's life is not what it could have been. Her Father has died and the company has Collapsed due to bad management, Leaving Sari with nothing but a life on the streets where she has grown in unexpected ways, in order to survive. Can anything Save Sari?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,930 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sari S., Blackarachnia
Prowl's Contraband List by The lunatic who cares reviews
Due to some incidents amongst the crew I have updated the contraband list to include earth items. Please take note. Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Prowl
If an Autobot, do NOT do the following by hummergrey reviews
Humans and Transformers have a lot to learn to coexist. These are the fun times and cultural differences of two worlds. Prank pulling twins, Annabelle, Wheelie, Autobot femmes, a ninja Bumblebee and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 225,531 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Murphy's laws of warfare: Transformers style by curse-of-the-cat reviews
The transformers discover that Murphy's laws of warfare apply to them too. Poor mechs. . .
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009
Great Expectations by Empress-Eerian-Sadow reviews
o one on the Ark quite expected what they got when Elita-1 and her femmes came to Earth. Inferno/Firestar/Red Alert
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Inferno, Firestar - Complete
A Spark With Prowl's Name On It by Ralyena Starrling reviews
Prowl starts out not liking Jazz but all it takes is a romantic song from this love struck ninja to change his is is a birthday present for Ruinedbloodshed!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2009 - [Jazz, Prowl] - Complete
Bits of Life by Ciscogirl reviews
Bits and bytes of humor, life, and even a bit love mixed in as the Autobots live on Earth.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009
Desire: Fact Or Fiction by Aozoran reviews
Seventh In The 'Desire' Series- One bored Shift for Hound and Mirage is heated up by a bit of question time... and Hound learns the troubles that come from having an Invisible Bondmate...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Glances Into a Spark by Saesama reviews
Oneshots. Next: Ironhide, meet Sarah. Sarah, put the gun down.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,437 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007
Making Sense of the Illogical by keyguardian reviews
G1 -My take on the development of Prowl and Jazz's relationship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,247 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Small Favors by Lnzy1 reviews
[G1]He never wanted to see a world torn apart by their war as his had been...but in a small American town, abandoned, left to ruin and decay after the initial invasion, Bumblebee finds a glimmer of hope for possible redemption in the form of a small child
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,363 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 8/29/2007
Feline Escapades of the Autocats by Dragowolf reviews
The Autobots have a litter of kittens, now they have to learn how to take care of them. Should be fun.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,835 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Bluestreak, Fireflight
Triplicate by LokiWaterDraca reviews
Keala, Arcee, Chromia, and Elita as lovers... what could be better? Fem-Slash and sexiness ahead.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Mikaela B., Chromia - Complete
Catch A Falling Star by astronomylover reviews
There's nothing like a shooting star to catch a sparkling's eye...especially a sparkling who's supposed to be in recharge. Prowl/Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Poke by RaeVenn-Chan reviews
Possible one-shot series about different mech having breakdowns after prolonged exposure to humans. First up, Jazz and Miles. Second... still Jazz and Miles. But a good dose of Sideswipe and the zoo too... this isn't going to end well...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Miles L., Jazz - Complete
Ratbat and Pigeons by kai-frost reviews
Ratbat and pigeons; a lost evolutionary link? Poor Soundwave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Ratbat, Soundwave - Complete
UN by Reality Obscured reviews
Various Prowl/Jazz writings inspired by words beginning with "un". Stories are much better than this summary, trust me.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
Feline Line by Kurieo Parnok reviews
Thanks to a prank from Rumble and Frenzy, Soundwave experiences one of the most embarassing days of his life. Might expand, I curse the kitty-former inventers .
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,512 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
First Time by SilverRayan reviews
Trifle not with mechs whose best friends are Special Ops agents. It never ends well. MiragexHound. Rated M for a reason
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
Twisting Dance by Kakawot reviews
'07 Keller never thought he'd see those together, let alone dancing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The Devil's in the Details by masterctarl reviews
G1: On a scorching hot day Tracks decides to visit a carwash that Raoul and the Bop-Crew are holding. And he finds out that Raoul gives a REALLY nice carwash. Mild slash, Tracks/Raoul. T for Mech/Human pairing and Raoul in jean-shorts, lol.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2009 - [Tracks, Raoul]
Crack by shadowblade-tara reviews
A series of oneshots depicting Transformer life when a bunch of fun loving humans are involved. Read warnings in first chapter.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
A Lack of Sophistication by DitzyMusicLover reviews
Sophisticated people play Chess. Rednecks spend hours on end with a sheet of bubble wrap. - Jeff Foxworthy. A little diddle I wrote in 10 minutes today to tide y'all over while I get back to Lost Feet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Explosions by Ruinedbloodshed reviews
G1; Jazz has a little secret about his work that Prowl happily exploits
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Inferno in the Sky by HosekiDragon reviews
OS The 4th of July, a time of celebration and togetherness...no matter how old you are.
Chaotic - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Love letter by Chibi Frye reviews
Optimus Prime can't recharge so he writes a love letter TFA OP/BA
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Blackarachnia, Optimus Prime - Complete
Humanity for Dummies: Autobot Edition by Mazarine Fennec reviews
Time to learn about humans boys.. What? There's no manual? oh, damn, guess ya better start studyin' The Autobots find out just how to be a human... the hard way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,920 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008
Protect him from the evil eye by Iris magic reviews
..."For someone who shall love him more, than the Seekers love the skies".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bluestreak
Surprise Attack by Beregond5 reviews
G1. It's just another typical day for Red Alert, right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Red Alert - Complete
Where's Wheelie? by Luki Dimension reviews
Post-ROTF - After the fight, Mikaela realises she left something behind.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Project Drive Megatron Insane by Ariel D reviews
Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Cute by Chaotic Sanctuary reviews
2007 movie: "Great. Everyone will be saying 'Awww' before they die." Blackout and Scorponok, Qatar. Oneshot. R&R please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Newton's Law by Fayola reviews
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. It is never nice, it is never neat, and it always hurts like the Pit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
Egg Slag, Suds, and Sparkmates by optimus prime 007 reviews
After a wreck, Optimus desperately needs a cleaning so Elita helps him.Also, since said SIC was involved, Prowl also needs a cleaning.So of course Jazz is more than eager to help.Mature rating for hot, steamy shower scenes. Optimus x Elita. Prowl x Jazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,673 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Optimus Prime, Prowl - Complete
Sibling Rivalries by Arctic Banana reviews
Scorponok finds himself competing for Blackout's attention after his master adopts a tiny black and white kitten named "Mittens".
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Til All Are One by A Midnight Dreary reviews
-07movieverse- Because not all things that die stay dead. As the Autobots discover...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 171,527 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008
Peep Wars by Ranting Flamer 2060 reviews
Pranking Ironhide has never been this sweet. one-shot crack fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Ironhide, Prowl - Complete
Rejection is Not an Option by Winnifred Daquer reviews
Sam couldn't tell them. They'd never believe him, he can't really bring himself to believe it either. But there is no denying it now. He knows who the Watcher is, but how long can he lie to himself about it?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,486 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Megatron, Sam W.
To Protect What Is Precious by Meiza reviews
Having a giant alien robot practically land in your backyard is bad enough, until it shows up on your doorstep asking for help. Then again, Nolan and Aine have been wanting to get away from home. What's the worse that could happen? Famous last words...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 146,855 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
Beltaine Wish by PaisleyRose reviews
Just a little Mayday gift to you all... yes, sire, I've told them....
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Why Dead Flowers by P.A.W.07 reviews
Love is a strange thing but it seems humans have actually managed to make it more confusing for Ironhide, or maybe humans are just naturally mad. After all, Will did run out, half naked, crying he needed flowers. Gift for Letohatchee. Ironhide/Chromia. 07verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2009 - [Chromia, Ironhide] Captain Lennox, Miles L. - Complete
Man And Machine by Mazarine Fennec reviews
“ Son... the driver don' pick the car, the car pick the driver... it's a mythical bond between man an' machine"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008
The Adorable Adventures of Prowl and Sari by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
TF Animated. A cute series of everyday events involving Prowl and Sari. Prowl learns about candy, school, real sleepovers, stealing and so much more. What else could he expect from an eight year old?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,757 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sari S., Prowl
Oreo by mdnytryder reviews
Jazz and Prowl and Oreos. For a LJ challenge. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Each the Sun by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Prompt sentences about the pairing of Prowl/Jazz, mostly about the effects of Jazz's near death at Mission City and their life together on Earth. Temporary angst and mentions of violence, but also lots of fluff and sweetness and love.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
A Pet Squishy by Fire Redhead reviews
G1 ish universe. Thundercracker captures a young woman to be his pet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,892 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Transforming the Holidays by A Midnight Dreary reviews
-companionfic to TAAO- What exactly does one get giant transforming robots from outer space for Christmas anyways?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2008
Vaccine by CaramelDatsun reviews
Apparently, Transformers need to be debugged every once in a while, and Ratchet makes it into a sport. Animated
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/12/2008
Stepford Porsche by vericus reviews
Slash, G1 - Sometimes, in new environments, very old, complex relationships can come up with some very weird, very strange responses. Especially when one of the mechs involved in the relationship is Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,724 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Practical Applications by Dierdre reviews
Sam tests out a new invention. Ratchet is not amused.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
First Interface by Ruinedbloodshed reviews
Tf:A Prowl and Jazz's first interface. Obviously M for slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,448 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Chocolate and Vanilla by mdnytryder reviews
Warning: rated M for a reason. Slash/bondage/graphic descriptions. Don't like, don't read. G1 - Jazz shows Prowl a new way to have a good time.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Tinman by Fire Redhead reviews
2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,997 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
The Autobot Files by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Five drabbles. Movieverse. Autobots, and fun with alien stereotypes. Click to find the answers to crop circles, UFOs, and more!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Dinobots by Luki Dimension reviews
An ex-Sector Seven Scientist steals a prototype weapon and hides it within a travelling exhibit. Will and Sam try to intervene, and end up with 5 new Autobots on their hands.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,721 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Tied up at the Moment by Ruinedbloodshed reviews
TF:A Prowl deals with being in Jazz's showdow as Bummblebee and the Elite guard are becoming friends and gratting on his nerves. Whats worse! Jazz seems interested in being friends and stubbernly wont give up a game of chase. WARNING! P/J Slash within!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Bath Teim! by Arctic Banana reviews
It's bathtime for wee Bumblebee, and he manages to run Optimus Prime and Elita-One to Hell and back to get him to take one.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Human TF Work and Play by notsosimplybrittany reviews
Human transformers. Various pairings. YAOI! RP between myself and TaintedTamer.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,016 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
Haunted by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, G1. Thundercracker is haunted by the ghosts of the humans he’s killed. They don’t know that they’re dead, and they want him to let them go home.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Intimacy by organized disorder reviews
Premovie. IronhidexChromia, OptimusxElita. Intimacy is described as a close personal relationship. With these lovers, different as night and day, what are their relationships like in the quiet moments? Chapter 8: How does a mech say he belongs to a femme?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,403 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007
Hunting Houses by snarechan reviews
2007 Movie Verse. Lennox, Epps and Optimus Prime look for a place for the Autobots to reside; the entire mission goes beyond awry as one bad happenstance follows the other.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2008 - W. Lennox, Optimus Prime - Complete
Hide and Seek by Scape Goat reviews
Blackout finds himself being an outlet for his drone's boredom. Blackout x Scorponok
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
TF Crack Drabbles: The Decepticons by WingsofSmoke reviews
Megatron and the other Decepticons are human. This is a cracky fic in which Megs just can't seem to figure out how to work human appliaces or anything else. Add a day care center, a fishing trip, and a bit of crack to it and you have this... mess...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,823 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008
There Is A Difference by Dealing With It Now reviews
TF:A : Jazz loves it when Sentinel has to learn his lessons the hard way. a.k.a. Ultra Magnus' Tough Love School of Driving. Takes place within the 'Elite Guard' arc.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Ultra Magnus - Complete
Hit The Brakes by Shimegami reviews
Random drabbles of the 2007 movieverse. Humor, drama, and everything inbetween. Next Up: Ratchet puts the fear of god into Prowl. Remember to drink your energon, kids!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,526 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
Universal Language by A Midnight Dreary reviews
-07movieverse- The Autobots and Earth music. part5: He couldn't sing and he was going to make sure everyone knew it. HIATUS for the moment
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008
Nature and Nurture by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot. Ron was obsessive about his lawn. Judy was obsessive about her flowers. Something of their strange behaviour had to have passed down to their offspring. Bumblebee attempts to figure out what.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
For Want of Chocolate by NekoHitori reviews
A Juxtaposition fanfic. Three women discuss the foods that they miss most. Rated PG-13 only for language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Miami Bot by Alexandrine reviews
Summary: When it's hot, what is the difference between reality and illusions? CSI: Miami/Transformers 2007 Movie Crossover
Crossover - CSI: Miami & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Horatio C., Ratchet - Complete
Three Cubes of Energon and a Cell Door by CasusFere reviews
Three gestalt commanders bond in a brig over energon and irritating teammates. One shot scene snippet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Animal Friends by Dragowolf reviews
Beachcomber shows Hound just why Bluestreak doesn't like to go outside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Hound, Bluestreak - Complete
Big Blue Optics by Dragowolf reviews
They are so innocent... so blue... so big... and they are begging you.... Fireflight and Bluestreak are after something! But what? And do they get it? Please ready and review! I don't own Transformers I forgot to put this in the story... sorry
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Bluestreak, Fireflight - Complete
The Name Game by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
A Lesson in Restraint by BitterEloquence reviews
Ani: The introduction of the Elite Guard into the Autobot's lives is often chaotic at best but sometimes the strangest bonds are forged in the most unusual of circumstances. Prowl/Jazz Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
On The Care And Feeding Of Humans by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Sam Witwicky's Guide on Living with the Autobots by rrdt reviews
Sam decides to write a survival guide on living with the Autobots: not quite an Autobots-for-Dummies, but more Guidelines-you-should-follow-to-avoid-getting-squished-by-giant-robots-from-outer-space.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sam W. - Complete
Works in Mysterious Ways by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: It started out as an offer of friendship. Then, two mechs who had nothing in common realized there was more to friendship and caring than just what was on the outside. And from a common friendship, something more begins to arise. Slash: Hound/Mirage.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
In the Med Bay by Ace of Dreams reviews
This is an offshoot of my story, Traitor, in which Mikaela gives Scorpinok a bubble bath.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Good Fences by Sakon76 reviews
G1. Good fences make good neighbors, and the Witwickies and the Autobots are learning to live together.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
The Youngest Autobot by Cricket24 reviews
Pre-Movie2007 - This is the story of how Bumblebee came to be with the Autobots and his life as a youngling in their care.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
Work and Play by TaintedTamer reviews
Prowl is a little stressed with his work and Jazz decides to help him relax. Mind the rating - contains full blown yaoi. ProwlxJazz in human form.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Five Boo Boos by Coldpaws reviews
2007 Movieverse: Five times humans were injured; five times their Autobot friends overreacted. Short fics about Mikaela, Sam, Will, Annabelle, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Ironhide.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
What the Twins did to Ironhide by staringsideways reviews
2007 Movieverse: A random remark from Epps gives Sideswipe an idea. But where was he going to get the mask, and exactly how much sedative do you need to knock out a two ton alien robot? Short and very daft follow on to Collateral Damage.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
The Hunter's Kiss by Independent Librarian reviews
Could you resist the urge to join in the faerie ring? How about a chase through a forest, or a dance around a roaring bonfire?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Bumblebee Lovin by The Laughing Platypus reviews
Bumblebee as a baby. Need I say more? Warning: EXTREME CUTENESS!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007
Routine Maintenance by CasusFere reviews
Skorponok gets a bath and remembers how he met Blackout
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Plans and Impulses by Merisel reviews
Jazz gets a little help from Glen, and Ironhide sees some noncombat action. Warning: This is NC17. Smut alert! Contains humanholo smut. AN This is yet another followup to the previous crackfics.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Nightmare by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with Bumblebee, the last of the younglings, when he had a series of nightmares? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,897 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Hiding the Obvious by vericus reviews
G1, Slash - One of the longest running betting pools amoung the Autobots is about to be resolved...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Snowmechs by Melora Maxwell reviews
Soundwave and the Cassettes discover there are some fringe benefits to snow. Provided the Cassettes can stop bickering long enough to appreciate them, of course...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Orphaned Chronicles by Iniora Nackatori reviews
A compilation of Complete One Shots chronicling the unique twists and turns of luck which seem to plague the Ark... and a certain human Autobot. All chapters are Complete Stories set in a mild AU G1 Pre TF:TM universe. Full Disclaimers located inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,529 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete
Bathtime by Melora Maxwell reviews
Turbofleas plus decontamination plus bath equals one peeved Ravage...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
Tower by Nightwind reviews
G1 A li'l bit ago, a friend posted a fic challenge in which she gave lines to be used in story. Single sentences. One of the ones on her list screamed Fireflight at me, so here he is. The prompt, BTW, is the first line of the story. Short n' sweet. :
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Fireflight - Complete
Distraction by Nightwind reviews
G1 Staff meetings make Jazz dangerously bored. Poor Prowl gets to pay the price. Yes, it's clichéd. No, I don't care. This one is 'slash,' as you might have guessed, but nothing icky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Twostroke by MariaShadow reviews
G1 Humans aren't the only natives to attach themselves to the 'bots
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,178 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005
Orphaned by Iniora Nackatori reviews
One Shot. An infant, the Ark Autobots, the Twins, and adoption papers.... Prime's got his work cut out for him this time. ...It's an idea that's been done to death, I know. Full Summary Inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Complete
28 Grimlocks by ShadowOfSpawn reviews
A meme from livejournal that I decided to put here as well. When finished there will be 28 stories all featuring Grimlock doing various things. See homepage to claim some of your own!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006
Good Samaritans by MariaShadow reviews
G1 Even the nastiest of mechs can be nice
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2005
Backfire by MariaShadow reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker get a little in over their heads.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16/2005
Storyteller by Epona Harper reviews
The Dinobots discover a classic of English literature - Revised and Completed!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Complete
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Perim Life reviews
Humans are battling on Perim, and the Creatures in the middle. Drabbles of whatever comes to mind or requests of Creautures/humans. Very AU.
Chaotic - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,610 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012
Meet the Family reviews
What would happen if the Creatures of Perim met the mothers of their players? I don't own anything! ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Chaotic - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,253 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011
Gatekeepers reviews
AU. The M’Arrilleans are locked back up in the Deep Mines, humans are myths, only the oldest have seen them, but when a gate way opens to let humans in, how will Perim survive; since a group of humans called the Black Knights are after four 5yr olds?
Chaotic - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,421 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010
Staying Alive reviews
AU. Soon after Season 1 began, a war broke out. Most Chaotic players were sent to Chaotic, but can the gang survive with a blind player?
Chaotic - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010
Free to a Good Home reviews
Based on sleepoldvamp's AU on DeviantArt. Jazz and Prowl find a five year old with a spark. Bad summary, I know. Please read and review, don't own!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,915 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009
Daughter and other shorts
Prequel one-shots before How to be Human. Couldn't resist! I don't own ANYTHING, how many times do I have to say that!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,442 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009
He's Okay! reviews
For TaintedTamer! Prowl's alive and wants some love from Jazz. First slash fic!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2009
To Learn or Not to Learn reviews
The bots looked at each other, the silver one shrugged, and all of them trooped inside. But the radical yellow one looked back at them, and Sam and Mikaela felt as if they were destined to be with this bot for the rest of their lives. I dont own anything!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009
How to be Human reviews
Okay, take one girl raised by Autobots, throw a group of kids that somewhat know what they're getting into, four caretakers and a ship full of incoming Autobots? One insane adventure! Don't own anything, read and review, please! '07, '09, & G1 mix!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009
Growing Up reviews
Demented dream! Read at own risk! What happens when two five year old kids grow up with Autobots? Chaos! Blood and eneron later! Maybe! Read and review please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009
The Adventures in Cuteness reviews
Ch. 1:This what happens when thinking Transformers and The Cosby Show at the same time. Read and review please! Chromia makes an appearance! Not Cosby Show this time!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide