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Hello Hello!! Oh, My god... two years.. Two years I've been writing a story. Wow. I never imagined I would still be here... Never mind still trying to finish up this story. Hopefully I will make a new story AFTER I finish this one. I don't want to start one and not give attention to my first born baby. ;D
Okay now for a little bit about me.
I am now 17 and a junior in high school. Not the same little freshman that started writing here. So much has change, and hopefully for the better. I'm very short and all my friends tease me because of this. I have blackish brown hair now with some blonde on the bottom and brown eyes. Plain I know. And I don't know what else to write but I live in America!
I'm the type of girl who on halloween while everyone else is in slutty costmes I'm the one who is dressed as a granny with calomine lotion (The stuff you put on to make you stop itching) on her face and white out on her eyebrows (Pure stupidity) But I definitely had the best costume around!!!
Blossom/Brick Favorite. Same goes for the japanese version.
Numbuh 3/ Numbuh 4 I'm such a little kid XD
And I can't remember any moreee.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. ((I think I am My mom says I am but my dad says differently...))
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY (I'm told), so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited ((This is where dad comes into play))
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas (This made me laugh!)
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. ((Isnt that like the opposite of straight edge?))
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Usually)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (My cat will get it instead)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (My friends say I am)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lotso I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. ((Hehe I'm very imidating to my friends))
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE ((I support them I just idk don't like it.))
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser(If I am I am proud of it!)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Saw the carebears movie last night...)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. ((She's recovering!)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake ((Haha! made me laugh!)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (My mom yells at me for this. I think shes starting to think I'm a lesbian. Though I like a lot of boys XP)
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or Pyro. ((Fire is pretty... Lol))
I'm EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be a wimp. (Only on one of my days)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time. ((Well... I may do that... I'll dance with my cats))
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious. (Kinda am)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (And Proud!)
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be negative. ((A lot of people would disagree))
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try. (Only in spanish!)
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep
Hello I also have a fictionpress account under this name. So if you have time look it up. =) But currently we are having a few difficulties. So wish me luck.
Random Convos with my friends!
C: What's wrong?
Me: I got a paper cut or glass cut. It really hurts.
C: Why don't you call the WAMBULANCE? Their number is 9 Wah Wah! (She's so mean but I love her)
ME: Come into school with stiches on my forehead.
K: Oh My God! What happened?
Me: You'll laugh...
K: No I won't. Now tell me.
Me: Nuh uh
K: Tell me...
Me: I sneezed and hit my head on the sink.
K: *Laughs uncontrollably* Your an idoit
Me: You said you wouldn't laugh...
Ka: My uncle died
Me: I'm sorry! *Forced a group hugh*
K: What's the funeral song?
ME: *Hums the wedding song*
K: That's the wedding song retard.
Ka: Same thing (Haha Love her!)
Do you remember?
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOU
1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Fear of flying- A rocket to the moon
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Fornever-School boy humor... I have no friends :'(
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
His last walk-Blessthefall
4.WHAT IS 2+2?
Caught in the act by New found Glory
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Guys like you make us look bad by Blessthefall... I have no best friend anymore..
6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Curse of the curves by Cute is what we aim for (My english teacher is the singers aunt!)
7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Coming clean by Chase coy
8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Breakfast club by Backseat goodbye
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
So much I never said by Artist vs Poet
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Cactus in the valley by Lights
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
That girl by All time low
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Anthem for the Unwanted by New found glory... uh...
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
dumped by new found glory
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
We're all the same by Artist vs poet
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Back Breaker by Hit the lights
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Drop the girl by hit the lights... Better then their song about rape...
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
I feel like dancin' by All time low Welll we know what I will not be doing
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Wait for tomorrow by Blessthefall
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Toes by Lights...
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Cupid found his mark by Dropout year
21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Times like these by Bless the fall
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
This World by School boy Humor
23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Gotta be you by One direction
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Don't look back by School boy humor I guess I wouldn't
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
You had me at hello by A day to remember
26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Pinky promise by School boy humor
I am now a Beta reader*