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Hi! This is Bast!
Age: you wish!
Name: please, I'm not an idiot!
Eye color: green to hazel to brown to black.
Hair color: dark brown.
Ethnicity: like I would actually tell you! it really doesn't matter.
Favorite animal(s): cats...all sizes!
Favorite color(s): turquoise, black, and silver.
Favorite sayings/sarcastic comments:
Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it.
Destroy is such a strong word...I prefer "redecorated for free?"
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Help I have fallen and I can't... hey nice carpet!
I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so!
Gene police: YOU! out of the pool!
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only four for me to extend my middle finger and say bite me!
Always remember when a guy sweeps you off your feet, he's in perfect position to drop you on your ass.
"I laugh in the face of danger! then hide until it goes away.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how the freakin' hell you did it!
You laugh at me 'cause I'm different, I laugh at you 'cause you're all the same!
Just be yourself, everyone else is taken.
A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.
Car service: if it ain't broke; we'll brake it.
Who are you and how did you get in here?! "Frank: I'm a lock smith and... I'm a lock smith?"
Energizer bunny arrested; charged with battery.
I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. -Henny Youngman
I told my wife, husbands are like fine wine; the just keep getting better with age, the next day she locked me in the cellar.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Smile. It confuses people.
Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity.
So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.
No, I won't go to hell! They have a restraining order against me!
I refuse to die because heaven won't have me and hell is afraid I'll take over.
If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
God, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Have you ever wondered which hurts most: Saying something and wishing you hadn’t; or saying nothing and wishing you had?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
"Go forth and set the world on fire." ~ Screw the metaphorical, literal all the way.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much.
It is a sad day when you fail your IQ test. Its an even sadder day day when you fail your gender test.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
The simplest melodies are the hardest to play. Which is why nobody can sing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" in tune.
Males wear the makeup in the animal kingdom.
Most depression is only anger-- most anger, fear.
My responsibility for the world begins and ends with myself.
Adults grow up to be children.
Quitting is not always a bad idea.
To remain still may be humanity's greatest challenge.
If you have two legs-- run; if you have one leg-- hop; if you have no legs-- fly!
Nothing is insignificant.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Life sucks, then you die.
If life has no meaning, then what you say has no meaning, right? That just means that I can safely ignore you!
Smile, it's good for your teeth!
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