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Joined 06-16-09, id: 1971740, Profile Updated: 07-21-09
Author has written 2 stories for Sonny with a Chance.

Hi! I'm Janzen and I'm awesme! lol Well, I love lemons and I think Loliver and Moliver rock! I also love Edbella stories and Channy. So, if you love me, message me. If you hate me, well, that's just to effin' bad, now isn't it?

You're voice was the soundtrack of my summer
Do you know you're unlike any other
You'll always be my thunder
And I said
Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors
I don't wanna ever love another
You'll always be my thunder
So bring, on the rain
Oh baby bring, on the pain.
And listen to the Thunder.
Thunder-Boys Like Girls
AKA the most beautiful and romantic song on the planet.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. (Even though I love A&F, but seriously!)

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you’re rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

Alphabet Weekends by Jonas x Knight reviews
He's Chad Dylan Cooper for crying out loud! He can get any girl he wants... or so he thinks. So, how does he end up taking an unimpressed Sonny out on 26 alphabetized dates? A bet perhaps? Who will win? Pure Channy from A - Z!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,470 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
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Getting Hurt On The Playground reviews
Chad and Sonny are getting it on at midnight on a slide at the playground, but things take a sudden turn for the worst, and both are left broken hearted. Sonny thinks it's over, Chad's hiding why it really is. Channy. LEMONS. TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY OOC.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Release reviews
Sonny's letting the pressure of Hollywood get to her, and relieving it in dangerous ways. Can Chad save her before it's too late?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.