Hi. It happened. That's right. There’s been an inquiry. So . . . in the event that another shows up within the next century:
If, for some crazy reason, you are here because you’re looking for any of the following old ass, all human, filled with fuckery, twilight fics:
Edward Cullen, Dick for Hire (it's not what you think)
The Dick in Me (also not what you think. Unless you think it's the sequel to ECDFH, then it totally is)
Cullen, Unscripted (completely juvenile and full of ridiculousness)
Vines (don't get tangled in them)
Meet the Masens (again, juvenility, action packed juvenility though)
Blind Spot (paranormal-ish . . . or is it supernatural? IDK)
Stay (full of flashbacks, friendship and lots of fluff)
Go to this blog and you’ll find everything you need to know: ficfreak.blogspot.com
Merci for your interest.
Big love, long live the fandom, and peace out.