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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Misc. Books.

Hey so I'm keeping this page for nostalgic and sentimental reasons. I'm now 25, last time I edited this page I was 16, I have a degree and a full-time job, and I still write - a lot. If you want to hit me up, you can add me on RP Nation (lightzephyr), or discord bethbubbles#6969! I still love RPing and I'm always up for a little catch up chat, don't be shy :)

Baah. This page is interesting.


Hey crazyface!


And now for some pointless quizzes and stuff! Yay!

Warrior Quiz

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the last half of your least favorite character)

Greyfur (Ooh. Cold. Greystripe (BABE) and Frostfur (FEMALE DOG))

2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up.):

Tigerpreys :D

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark.):

Darkwolf/Darkhorse - there are wild horses in some forests damnit...

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan):

Thunderwind ((Um...))

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of):

Whale. My sister was talking about whales.

6.) The warrior name the website gave me:

Mouseshadow. Pretty cool. (Before it gave me Eagleflight and Bloodleaf - waaaaaay cooler.)

7.) What would be your warrior name?

Cottonfur

8.) What would be your kits name?

Rabbitkit

9.) What would be your deputy's name?

Iceshadow

10.)What would be you mate's name?

Ravenclaw (AHAHA, that was meant to be random, before I realised what it was :L)

11.) What clan would you be in?

Thunderclan. Duh.


1: What song would you play at your wedding? Marry Me - Train ((YES. WIN.))

2: On your first date, you'd? Only Love - Ben Howard ((Really iPod, I'm not that kind of girl.))

3: You and your boyfriend/girlfriend's love is like? Check it out - Nicki Minaj/ ((Teehee - check it out! :D))

4: What song will be played at your funeral? Mowglis Road - Marina and the Diamonds ((Lyrics make sense.))

5: You too serious for your own good? When You're Gone - Avril Lavigne ((I'm serious on my own... I guess?))

6: If a strange person came up to you, you'd? Domino - Jessie J ((Fall over? :L))

7: What would you do if you were stuck in a room with your worst enemy? Toi l'Ange - Guillaume Grand ((My enemy is an angel, so I'ma demon... :D))

8: Your future dream job is? Sing - Travis ((Whoa. Yes iPod.))

9: What's peanut butter taste like? Heaven - Emeli Sande ((O.O It does?))

10: You wish? Dental Care - Owl City ((I have great teeth, thanks iPod...))

11: What do you think of the person you love? Dedication to me ex - Lloyd/Andre 300 ((AHAHAHAHA I wish. -.-))

12: Given the chance to do anything, you'd? Knock Knock - Lenka

13: If you became the next ruler of your country? We Will Rock You - Queen

14: What does your best friend think of you? Chelsea Dagger - The Fratellis ((AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA))

15: What's your personality like? Tramp - Otis Redding/Carla Thomas ((AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA))

16: Ducks invade your town, you? Keep Your Head Up - Andy Grammer ((Fair... enough...?))

17: You share your first kiss with your boyfriend: Forget You - Glee Cast ((Cold...))

18: You are movie star? Shampain - Marina and The Diamonds

19: Moonlight shines down, reflecting on the the ocean... Warrior's Dance - The Prodigy

20: What do your parents think of you? You Need Me, I Don't Need You - Ed Sheeran ((True, true.))

21: Will you get far in life? Stand Up - Cheryl Cole (I'ma take that as a good sign...

22: Describe your love life: Drink The Water - Jack Johnson (... Okay. Don't know what that means.)

23: Now explain how you want it to be? Only Living Soul - David Jordan (No, that is not it iPod. Nice try.)

24: Do you love life? Taking Over Me - Evanescence (Yup... My iPod hates me.)

25: What is your best friend's theme song? (Don't) Keep Breathing - Ingrid Michaelson (I added that first word for encouragement, Meg! :D)

26: What would you do if your special someone was in danger? Smack My Bitch Up - Prodigy (WTF IPOD? HOW IS THAT HELPFUL?!)

27: Blue skies and lollypops: Fighter - Christina Aguilera (Um. I don' think they'll fight back, some how.)

28: How do you feel about yourself? Holiday - Dizzee Rascal (Since my iPod's being a bitch of a cow at the moment, I feel great about myself :D)

29: Is the world your playground? Better In Time - Leona Lewis (It is, yes.)

30: Saving yourself for? Fight for this love - Cheryl Cole (I hate my iPod.)


1.Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? Simon held up his hand. "Oh, I've got questions. Several."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? A wall.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Burlesque :3

4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 21.57

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 21.56 ((BOOM!))

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Terra Nova/Chiddy Bang - Ray Charles :3

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Walking home from school :3

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Terra Nova :3

9. What are you wearing? Pink Panther PJs

10. Did you dream last night? Nope

11. When did you last laugh? Today... er... lots xD

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Glow in the dark stars!!

13. Seen anything weird lately? Yes - Smosh - 'Weirdest Thing Ever'. Seriously, go check it out O.O

14. What do you think of this quiz? It's a pretty cool quiz.

15. What is the last film you saw? Burlesque

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A horse, a MASSIVE HOUSE MADE OF SOLID CHOCOLATE, my own library, and a monkey who could read books to me.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I am currently eating sugar hearts out of a small, plastic container. These hearts are actually meant to go on cakes, but they taste so good IDC.

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Save the earth, and make a lot of people disappear without anybody knowing they were there in the first place. MAinly bad people and people close to death anyway, so that the healthy and the good could live on :)

19. Do you like to dance? I love to dance. In my bedroom. With the door and curtains closed. BUT WITH THE MUSIC MEGA LOUD!!

20. George Bush: I think a certain song by Lily Allen sums it up for me...

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Elizabeth

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Luca or Dallas :)


Sorting Hat Test . What House Are You In?

Gryffindor:

[x] You are loud

[x] You like going to school to see your friends

] You’ve had more than a couple of detentions

[x] You have lots of friends

[x] You always have something to do on the weekends

[x] You like to be the center of attention

[x] You get average to above average grades in school

[x] You’ve been called bossy before

[x] You’re a bit of a daredevil / you like an adrenaline rush

[ ] You are athletic

[ ] You are one of the best players on your team

[x] You would do anything for your loved ones

[ ] You like the color red

[x] Your favorite class is Transfiguration or DADA

[ ] You would never break a promise

TOTAL: 10

Hufflepuff:

[x] You have many acquaintances, but only a handful of good friends

[x] You get average grades in school

] You’ve been called boring before

[ ] You don’t like to brag about your achievements

[x] You value honesty

[x] You don’t mind working hard to get what you want

[x] You like the color yellow

[x] You have a job

] You are athletic

[x] You are a team player

] You are in the middle of the social totem pole

[x] You are easily amused

[x] You like helping others

] Your favorite class is Herbology or Divination

[x] You like the music played on the radio best

TOTAL: 10

Ravenclaw:

] You get good grades in school

[x] You like to read

[x] Dumb people annoy you

[x] You are creative

[x] You’ve been called a know-it-all (or a nerd) before

[x] You would say your intelligence level is higher than most

[x] You hate cheating

[ ] People often want you to help them with homework or projects

[x] You are more into the creative arts : theatre, dancing, drawing, etc.

[/] You are extremely logical in your way of thinking

[ ] You are considered shy or quiet by people you don’t know

[ ] You like the color blue

[x] Your favorite class is A History of Magic, Charms, or Care of Magical Creatures

[x] You tend to over analyze things

[ ] You can focus and pay attention well

TOTAL: 9.5

Slytherin:

[x] You are very competitive

[x] You like the finer things in life

[ ] You think welfare is a waste

[x] You’ve made fun of someone in the past week

[ ] You’ve been called a snob before

[ ] You think the end justifies the mean

[ ] You’re not afraid to say something to someone else’s face

[x] You tend to think people are a bit jealous of you

[ ] You’ve made someone cry by just saying something to them

[ ] You tend to root for the villains in movies, books, etc

[x] You are very good with words

[x] Above all, you want to be successful in life

[x] You like the color green

[x] You love to win

[ ] Your favorite class is Potions or DADA

TOTAL: 8

Ravenclaw: 9.5

Slytherin: 8

Gryffindor: 10

Hufflepuff: 10

better be…

Gruffledor!

LOL JK I'll go Hufflepuff.


Here is some stuff about me! Enjoyy...


Booky Wookies

Skulduggery Pleasant

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG Skulduggery Pleasant is actually my favourite series of books ever. I love them.

Best Characters: Skulduggery Pleasant himself; his trusted side-kick and protege Valkyrie Cain; the tailor and punching expert Ghastly Bespoke; his love, and Val's best friend, Tanith Low; the treacherous and beautiful, Miss China Sorrows.

Worst Characters: *tumbleweed bumbles past*

Why you love them: Because they've got everything - fighting, funny, romance, evil plots, saving the world, weird gods, magic, secret worlds - my head would actually explode if I explained it all. I love how none of the characters are Mary Sues really - even Val screws up a bit, and most people don't like her.

Warriors

This series is also epic. What's not to like about talking fighting cats?

Best Characters: Fireheart's awesome compadre, Greystripe; the lovely Cinderpelt; batty old Bluestar; sweet little Sandstorm; the puffy and funny Cloudtail, and his poor mate Brightheart.

Worst Characters: Mm. Well. I don't really Fireheart/star because he's a bit of a sourpuss; Tigerstar - so evil yet no-one realised; Barley - he was just a bit up himself to be perfectly honest.

Why you love them: Because they've got good story lines, and it's so original! Every time I see a cat now I think about what clan they might in .

Morganville Vampires

Ah, what is there to say about Morganville? Caine has returned Vamps to their usual scary gory glory.

Best Characters: Myrnin, because he is a legend, everyone at Glass house I guess, and Monica. So the obvious ones :L

Worst Characters: Oliver; seriously, what kind of evil bad guy dresses like a hippie? Plus he's a bit of a whiney bitch.

Why you love them: Why not? Scary vampires? Good storylines? Good pairings? It's all good.

Vampire Academy

(I read too many vampire books -.-)

I love this one too. It's got all high school drama with forbidden romance and evil vampires! Woo! Aweshum!

Best Characters: Rose, who doesn't love a kickass main character? Hmm? And... ur... The alchemist girl. Whatshername. Sydney. Yeah, she's cool :D

Worst Characters: Adrian, seriously, that dude needs to stop A. being a creep and B. stop being a whiney little bitch. What is it with whiney little bitch vampires?

Why you love them: Dunno, I just do. :D

City of Bones/Glass/Ashes etc.

Woo! A non-vampire book (ish)! I like these because they're very twisty turny and are fun to read :) Also make you go :O! Sometimes.

Best Characters: That would have to be Jace, because he's freaking awesome, and Valentine, because even though he's an arse, he's a good evil villain :D

Worst Characters: Simon, again, whiney bitch syndrome. Guys who are whiney bitches are lame. And I guess err... Isabella, because she's half slutty bitch, half not slutty bitch. Make her mind up.

Why you love them: Because they're awesome. Nuff said. Also, they use the term "asshat", which is amusing.

Some more books but I CBA to write about them at the moment ;D


Name: Beth Sheepy May

Age: 15, nearly 16

Gender: Je suis un fille ;D

Species: Um... dunno

Food loves: Anything that is sugary but not fruity; Cadbury's chocolate; My Dad's Spaghetti Bolognese; my Grandma's home-made Chinese; Roast Dinner; Bell Peppers *MM*

Food hates: Fruity sweets; Galaxy chocolate; Lots and lots of cheese; Anaseed stuff *blugh*

Drink of Choice: It's a tie between Coca Cola and Water :)

Drink to spill 'by accident': Ugh, Dr Pepper or Fanta

Favourite Book (Series/other): Skulduggery Pleasant Series

Book to burn (Series/other): Darren Shan saga; talk about yawn-fest.

Currently reading: Shiver, by Maggie Stiefvater

Best artist/band: J-J-J-J-Jessie J, or the Prodigy, or Ben Howard. But mainly Jessie J.

Earplugs for: Rebecca Black, or Cher Lloyd.

Listening to: The Vaccines - Wetsuit

Games to play: Assassin's Creed (ALL 4 ;D), COD, Sims 3, Zoo Tycoon 2, Pippa Funnell Games, Rollercoaster Tycoon 1, Minecraft.

Games to hit with a sledge hammer: Borderlands, Legend of Zelda, and... er... that's about it.

Playing: Assassin's Creed Twoooooooooo

You'd go to the cinema a million times to see it if you could: Secretariat, Tangled, or Burlesque. I am in love iwth these films.

You must leave the room if this film comes on: Saw (any of them), Final Destination (or not), Pineapple Express

Last 3 films you watched: 1. Camp Rock, 2. Gulliver's travels, 3. Megamind

TV programme boxsets you have (wish you had): Scrubs, Terra Nova, Merlin, the OLD Doctor Who (David Tennant, that bald guy with the nose etc.), Teen Titans, Ben 10 (both time periods), Generator Rex

TV Programmes you'd cancel: The Middle, Spooks, Young Dracula

Last TV programme you watched: Terra Nova


If I was...

In Warriors, I'd be a large brown tabby cat, with light blue/green eyes and curly whiskers xD My name would be Sunpelt :D ((Soon to be Sunstar...))

In the Hunger Games, I'd be from District 4 and I'd probably be one of the first to die given my lack of skills and fitness :D

In Harry Potter (Hogwarts...), I'd be in Hufflepuff, and I'd be an animagus :D My patronus would be a wolf cub :3

In Mortal Instruments, I'd be a freaking warlock whut whut!

In Skulduggery Pleasant, I'd be an elemental, earth specific :D I'd be on the good side, probably working for the Sanctuary :3

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One girl seeks to set the records straight in an attempt to make sense of her tangled life. Prepare for major teenage angst :L
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